“My husband has been watching you this entire time, and- Who are you calling?” “Hello, 911? I’m at the beach, and a man has been watching me the entire time. Yes. Someone else has also witnessed the stalking” *covers mouthpiece to whisper a “heartfelt” thank you to the woman*

I had a woman tell the little girl I was babysitting was dressed inappropriately while wearing a two piece at a public pool. After I got over to them I saw the girl was crying and I went off, told her to leave us alone, & she threw a fit when the lifeguard said I was justified in what I said and asked her to leave. The look on her face .... Priceless.

"He asked for my number" *Karen self-defense mode activated! It failed...*

All I'm saying is that I would be confused af if I went to a beach and saw everyone fully clothed.

“My husband has been watching you the entire time.” Honey I think you have bigger problems than someone wearing a bathing suit at the beach.

"our relationship is stronger ever",😏yeah sure

The fact that this is based on a true story! XD Actually SEVERAL, but a few weeks ago a chick was LITERALLY handcuffed for wearing a bikini at the beach. Police. Put her in handcuffs. Because she was wearing a bikini at the beach.

I’m telling you, kids don’t care what you wear at the beach. They just want to enjoy themselves. 😭

what does she expect her to wear, a bodysuit with a rash guard with a face shield and boots just let people wear what they want people srsly need to learn how to mind their own business

“Im sorry your husband is a child maam “

I like how this lady couldn’t even articulate a reason why it’s wrong. Just said it’s wrong. And gave tangental reasons as to why.

"Where do you expect me to wear the bikini lady?"

The mental gymnastics some ppl do because they're in denial 😂🤣

when i was Kings Island (an amusement park) I was waiting in line for one of the rides, and wearing my bathing suit top and shorts because i had been in the park’s wave pool. this kid, maybe 7, came up to me and asked, “where’s the rest of your shirt?” his mom was immediately like i’m sorry don’t mind him but i thought it was so funny and kinda cute 😂

"My husband has been watching you the entire time" 💀

"My husband has been watching you and we are both disturbed." LOL! Yep. Exactly. That is why her husband kept looking. LOL!

Reminds me of that one dude who went viral on TikTok for judging women at the beach for wearing bikinis

If a person "wears too little" or "inappropriate" people think they have the right to say something about it. When on the other hand, if someone wears clothes that covers most, or all, of their body, others still think they have the right to tell other human beings how to dress. 🤦

"The number of times you've been arrested." "OH, five. Now I'd walk away before we make it six."

More importantly, sir keep your eyes on your wife.

"Ma'am, the children are wearing the same thing I am."

I love how, when it loops, it becomes 10x more accurate with how a Karen behaves. Accuse, Harass, Fake victim, repeat.

That husband is the reason the no shoulder rules was invented

fr its legit just a beach-

"our relationship is stronger then ever" SURE JAN

Bikinis are g rated. Let your children see that people have bodies and some people cover different parts of their bodies at different times but they're all human bodies and all deserve respect

this is like saying someone can't wear flip flops bc some people have foot f*tishes💀

If your husband won't stop staring at me, that says more about you than me. 🤷‍♀️ Tell him to keep his eyeballs ro himself or something. He's not my problem. You picked him.

i’m in love with the ombré of your hair

I usually just say "fine I'll take it off"

I've had this EXACT and i mean EXACT convo multiple times at the beach....

Crazy that this happens the opposite way in France. Coz apparently in France u cannot cover yourself if u want to swim💀

I feel like no one ever has these conversations. This is conversation people have with themselves in the shower after seeing something that disturbed them. "this is what I should have said to that lady"

"Put that thing away, there are children here!" - Random Fish

I actually have a story like this so my class went on a field trip to a beach and the teachers said the boys could go swimming shirt less but for the girls we couldn’t wear bikinis cause it was too revealing….

Meanwhile here in Australia we wear tooth-floss as a bikini because it’s so farken hot and humid to wear literally anything 🤣

"wears a full body surfsuit" "Ume excuse me ma'am that's too tight and very inappropriate"

“My husband has been watching you this entire time” sounds like a you problem

Y'all are this situations only on the United States? Because I feel like these Karens would have a stroke if they knew about beaches in Europe 😂

That poor man, must be terrified.

What did you want me to show up in-? Huh should I come wearing a hoodie and jeans

She's right, how could you show your ankles so publicly! Those need to be covered up!

Bikinis became popular when these kinds of women were born; so I legit don't know how they never seen one.

The lady with short hair looks like my chorus teacher 😂 😭

Miss the good old days when people used to mind their own business.

When you can see the ring light in reflection of the glasses LOL

The reflection in the sun glasses tho 😂

thats literally my family. theyre so annoying and i swear to god it comes from insecurity. dont let people them get you down folks!

I think wearing a bathing suit of any kind is a testament to your confidence. I know I feel really self-conscious about myself in a bikini.

I love that you can see her window in the sunglasses

The cough just gave it away that she hated what she was wearing 😂😂😂😂

This is way you don't bring your bf or husband to the beach if you are insecure about yourself

Oh no! How dare someone expose a part of them?!?! It’s not like almost every single human being in the history of humans has had these parts!!

“G rated” gangsta rap starts playing “I always wanted to be a hoe” Oh would you look at that g rating on that that’s definitely rated g for gangsta

Ok and a random note that swim suit is really cute!! I love it!!❤

Man this happened to me but not because of what I was wearing so I am still a kid so me and my family and some friends went to the park we were having fun and I wanted to go down the slide so I raced my friend to the slide I got there first but right after we got there some kids got there so I was about to go down the slide but the kid asked if she could go first so I said uhm well I was here first and the slide is short and won’t take that long and she was like four or five and she said ok so I went down the slide and it was a fast slide then when I got off a lady comes up to me and says “hey excuse me yes uhm you went down that slide way to fast and there are children up there they are my kids and they are younger then you so you should have let them go first so don’t go down that slide ok the next time I see you go down the slide I will talk to your mom” oh and that lady doesn’t even know me so idk how she would finde my mom. Anyway as soon as she finishes talking to me I run away and go back down the slide and when I get off she flips me off like why are you flipping a 12 year old off for going down a slide

Yeah, the husband’s been staring because he’s disturbed 👀

Why did "I'm wearing a bathing suit!" sound like Haruhi Fujioka 😅

I have always been flummoxed by woman who shriek and cover themselves when seen in bra/panties but are totally fine being around the exact same people in a bikini.

I love the "My husband has been watching you" excuse. Either don't use your husband as a scapegoat, or tell him to stop looking

This is why I don't wear swimsuits ever anymore. Every time I wore one some Karen would say I look inappropriate. Why do y'all care? Just don't look at me-

Honey it’s a beach not church💀

This reminds me how when I was like- 5 or 6 years old, my tia told me it was inappropriate for little me to be wearing a two piece, too much exposed skin, the basics. It had upset me so badly and I never felt comfortable showing my belly whenever I went to the beach or even just had a pool party again from then- all because my tia felt to project her own insecurities at a child who hadn't even hit puberty yet

Kids do not pay attention to anyone’s bathing suits they r too focus on the water, sand, food, or playing a sport/game. The only one that pays attention to bathing suits is the adults!!!! Let people dress up in either a one piece, two piece,sports bra and shorts, or shorts!

I mean I wouldn't care if people wear that I just am not comfortable wearing one myself lol

if i went to a beach and there was a bunch of people there but none of them were wearing bathing suits, i'd be a little concerned to say the least

The reflection in the glasses makes this so much better

I can see the reflection of the ring light in the karens camera 🤣

My grandmother will shame random people in public because of their 'tight clothes'. Her definition of tight is your size and your sise is baggy

"How dare a child see where they came out of and where their first few meals come from! I mean those are still covered up, but I have an imagination and it offends me!" -Karen's unspoken argument.

As a divorced woman, if your husband is staring at another woman it's the husband's fault not the woman's.

NOT THE REFLECTION IF THE DOOR IN THE GLASSES IM DEADNDJDNDJDBR I KNOW THIS IS A SKIT BUT IT GETS ME EVERY TIME

I’ve been wondering what will happen if I wear my cheeky bottom to the community pool. Feel like someone’s mom is gonna try to kick me out

Karen alert 🚨

"G rating? Excellent!" *strips* "Better?"

The fact you can see your ring light in the glasses is amazing 😂🤣🤣😂

I think this woman would be the same who would complain when seeing a Muslim girl wearing a burkini (I think that's how you write it) at the beach. There's really no way to make people like this happy.

“My husband has been watching you this entire time!” Ah so your just insecure that your man is looking at another woman so you decide to harass the “other” woman about something she doesn’t know of or care about

Love the reflective sunglasses 😂

the aggressive throat clearing 😂

Actually I have noticed a pattern in this. Even in myself. Only women who are jealous or scared,both because of they dont believe in their mans loyalty,have these comments and hate on womens bodies and clothes ESPECIALLY the better the women look.The hotter they are,the more men,as the pigs they are,look. (and all of us know that one specific look.THE LOOK) That is just uncomfortable.But even a short look of admiration especially during a woman is talking to her man and he spaces out looking at another woman in a range of few seconde,can spark a hate in the woman.It makes her feel isecure,overlooked,old,not pretty enough, etc. I was hating too when I was with someone who already cheated.I was scared so I was talking shit about an attractive girl.Now I would slap myself.Women should be able to wear anything without being hated on BUT men should control themselves while looking.Ok look sure everyone looks at something they like but dont make your s.o. question If they are still attractive.Dont compare,make comments,contact or talk to that other person.Ok look,but after those 3 seconds,hold her hand and act like nothing happened.It is unbelievable how a lot of old men still try to get the young girl and the old woman feeling old an stuff is hating on her because her husband is a piece of shit.

The fact that we can just see her ring light in her goggles is just-

Me: Oh wait aren’t those glasses look like my Best friends

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🤣 this is great! You nailed it! 👏 👏👏

I somehow stumbled upon your humorous skits and I'm so glad I did

The ring light in the glasses😂

Oml who when they they’re we’re little and saw other older girls at the beach wanted to look just like them when they grew up

“You’re sure keeping it G rated GRANDMA!” 😂

The ring light in the reflection 😂😂😂

My fav part is the reflection in her glasses. 🤪 What do her neighbors think.

Nobody gonna talk about the ringlight and phone of the glasesses reflection LOL

"THE NUMBER OF TIMES YOU BEEN ARRESTED" Me:'Its ok its ok just a character "

Kinda funny seeing the reflection in the glasses lol

Bro, you can see the ring light in the reflection of your glasses I’m dead😂😂

I love how you can see the ring light and the room in the glasses

Nah the ring light in the sunglasses refection 💀💀

It’s the reflection of the ring light in the glasses for me

What a delightful vignette!

My favorite part is just watching the sunglasses reflection