You're Lucky I'm Horizontal

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Joel Haver

Joel Haver

4 роки тому

I have half a mind to start thinking about waking up.
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КОМЕНТАРІ: 182
@eyakimicki
@eyakimicki 3 роки тому
After his channel blew up we are all just trying to catch up and watch whatever youtube reccomends us
@buyana114
@buyana114 3 роки тому
I know right?! 🤣
@travelwithoutmoving8842
@travelwithoutmoving8842 3 роки тому
His Channel is Blowing up right now.
@SJNaka101
@SJNaka101 3 роки тому
@@travelwithoutmoving8842 the explosion has slowed but he'll hit a million in 2021 for sure
@degueloface
@degueloface 3 роки тому
I think after this we should all go watch Memento
@JordanBeagle
@JordanBeagle 3 роки тому
Yeah, lol
@muserweaver
@muserweaver 3 роки тому
Backwards movies are cool but I prefer movies where space-time continuum breaks and doesn't solve like they did in the movie Thor: the Dark World
@Peremptor
@Peremptor 3 роки тому
There's only one Thor 2 alright.
@Drarack
@Drarack 3 роки тому
Whenever s movie title is mentioned in one of his videos, you csn bet people will be talking about one thing in the comments -- Thor: the dark world
@nothanks9174
@nothanks9174 3 роки тому
More like “Bore: Ragnarok”
@TcherryTHOREST
@TcherryTHOREST 3 роки тому
OMG! That's The previous video I watched! 🤯
@Dockhead
@Dockhead 3 роки тому
marvel sucks, the truth hurts brah.
@pippat73
@pippat73 3 роки тому
This is basically every morning at sleepovers
@VortexStolenName
@VortexStolenName 3 роки тому
the darkness goes to sleepovers confirmed.
@theonygard5694
@theonygard5694 3 роки тому
Sleepovers:(
@gear5nika140
@gear5nika140 3 роки тому
Truue
@nOT_sURE08
@nOT_sURE08 2 роки тому
I invited the Darkness over for a sleepover. But they said they didn't want to come over because I have a ghost.
@paul_warner
@paul_warner 3 роки тому
Give me--ha, lemme have my coffee and my brekky and you're done, buddy
@SmashAdams
@SmashAdams 3 роки тому
sounds like something off letterkenny
@dobdoby6017
@dobdoby6017 4 роки тому
You are a rapidly changing entity
@cricketize
@cricketize 4 роки тому
Joel I love you, never change
@gameslappers
@gameslappers 3 роки тому
thanks... but I'm not called Joel
@BeBackWhenever
@BeBackWhenever 4 роки тому
Are you guys farting without me? :'(
@beast_boy97
@beast_boy97 3 роки тому
Moving the mattress off the bed frame to be closer to the homies
@stretchh2o
@stretchh2o 3 роки тому
"Dude im about to go out like Hendrix cuz of your stankass" OMG NOO🤣
@nitrocharge2404
@nitrocharge2404 3 роки тому
Nobody has once mentioned the daily coffee enema
@chrisp.lettuce8900
@chrisp.lettuce8900 3 роки тому
This is a weird timeline, watching a video with such good production value and a funny af concept, from a hilarious creator, but the video has under 1k views and under 150 likes yet the creators got almost 200k subs
@kayfrenly5460
@kayfrenly5460 3 роки тому
Donald Trump
@_lol69_17
@_lol69_17 3 роки тому
And about 15 comments
@CatharticCreation
@CatharticCreation 3 роки тому
his channel blew up a week or two ago so we all catchin' up. this video has 2x as many views now.
@abandonment
@abandonment 3 роки тому
backwaaarads, backwaards movie!
@RohannvanRensburg
@RohannvanRensburg 3 роки тому
16k now.
@AtlasKebabfile
@AtlasKebabfile 3 роки тому
Jesus that Hendrix name-drop caught me off guard
@j-the-researcher8453
@j-the-researcher8453 4 роки тому
I know I always say these videos are relatable all the time but this one is truly relatable
@blojayable
@blojayable 3 роки тому
I hope the influx of new viewers will find this video soon, 1k views feels illegal.
@icapfordollars9214
@icapfordollars9214 3 роки тому
Found it and it is.
@vizzy61
@vizzy61 3 роки тому
Found it and it is.
@WatOnsonn
@WatOnsonn 3 роки тому
9k views and it still feels illegal
@SpaghettiEnterprises
@SpaghettiEnterprises 3 роки тому
is 36k allowable?
@b52goats
@b52goats 3 роки тому
@@SpaghettiEnterprises Nah we need 100k+
@Sicira
@Sicira 3 роки тому
Memento pretty sick tho
@burnttoast111
@burnttoast111 3 роки тому
I hate when you are watching Memento, you get up to go to the bathroom, and you see the message on your face that you already watched the movie, complete with spoilers.
@DoABarrelRol1l
@DoABarrelRol1l 3 роки тому
@@burnttoast111 I got my friends to watch it since it's one of my favorites. For weeks after I'd ask them if they know of the film or if they want to watch it sometime. Every few hours. Also responding to every other question with 'Sorry, have I ever told you about my condition?' and then give the speech about Sammy while they roll their eyes at me for the 4th time today.
@burnttoast111
@burnttoast111 3 роки тому
@@DoABarrelRol1l Lol... Did you ever watch 'Following'?
@DoABarrelRol1l
@DoABarrelRol1l 3 роки тому
@@burnttoast111 I haven't
@burnttoast111
@burnttoast111 3 роки тому
@@DoABarrelRol1l I'd recommend it to you. It isn't quite as good as Memento, but I think you would really like it.
@maxgc6413
@maxgc6413 3 роки тому
I mean I want a friend who just wants to watch good movies on a whim
@The5DollarFilmSchool
@The5DollarFilmSchool 4 роки тому
I was nearly asleep when i watched this! So it hit differently, reminds me of me and my brother.
@victoriap1649
@victoriap1649 3 роки тому
One time in like first grade I farted and woke up both myself and my friend. I said “what was that!!” he said “you farted” and I said “OH okay.” And then we both laughed really hard and fell back asleep 😂
@InsaneElmosGaming
@InsaneElmosGaming 3 роки тому
everyone needs their enema bright and early
@gawni1612
@gawni1612 3 роки тому
"big smart strong guy..."
@commathreeprod.7937
@commathreeprod.7937 2 роки тому
Joel out of all your videos this is the one that's probably my favorite. I can totally see me add and my friends in this. You got it down pat
@yolandikruger8079
@yolandikruger8079 3 роки тому
I just love the silly casualness between the friends in this skit xD
@kipbush5887
@kipbush5887 4 роки тому
I'm here just trying to figure out why the Joel's mattress is on the floor next to the frame.
@vizzy61
@vizzy61 3 роки тому
I'm guessing the backstory for the character he plays in this video is meant to be over at a friends house?
@naruto10119
@naruto10119 3 роки тому
maybe so both of them can be in the same shot. But also for the laffs too
@firstlast8190
@firstlast8190 3 роки тому
Reminds of the skit where the two straight guys end up sharing the same bed even though the guy also had a couch
@ohrats731
@ohrats731 3 роки тому
Y’all never been to a sleepover with a pullout bed?
@bobcostas6272
@bobcostas6272 3 роки тому
Lily A. Ive been to lots of sleepovers where pullouting is common
@irlrp
@irlrp 3 роки тому
There is a 2 for 1 deal going on xD I'm litterally crying
@Ghostly-00
@Ghostly-00 3 роки тому
Man I miss having sleepovers with my friends.
@randall_pitchfork_6493
@randall_pitchfork_6493 3 роки тому
Dude, this is scarily close to how my girl and I speak to each other. Word phrasing and joke insults, farts. Everything.
@drpebblez
@drpebblez 3 роки тому
Thank you Joel. Seriously. Thank you.
@FlynnWilliamson
@FlynnWilliamson 3 роки тому
underated vid
@MichaelNatrin
@MichaelNatrin 4 роки тому
Love a good backwards movie
@dreadedkitty980
@dreadedkitty980 3 роки тому
I love you and your comedy.
@arronbeeman5691
@arronbeeman5691 3 роки тому
Wonderful.
@probablyaparent
@probablyaparent 3 роки тому
Like watching two adolescent kids chirp back and forth without ever stepping onto the ice.
@atrocious_pr0xy
@atrocious_pr0xy 3 роки тому
I like how they kept their eyes closed. Minor-major detail of these scenarios. They didn't wanna wake up too much, but still wanted to talk.
@TACKO3D
@TACKO3D 3 роки тому
such a powerful quote.
@MassiveToggaf
@MassiveToggaf 3 роки тому
I too was once horizontal at a friends house watching memento.
@thesidneychan
@thesidneychan 3 роки тому
This is the quality youtube we've been missing since 2007.
@umugumu
@umugumu 3 роки тому
"I'm about to go out like Hendrix cuz of yo stank ass" is the best thing I've ever heard someone say
@Vicilliar
@Vicilliar 2 роки тому
"don't talk to me until i've had my enema"
@AreYouCerealBRO
@AreYouCerealBRO 2 роки тому
this is one I come back to
@Bill-lt5qf
@Bill-lt5qf 3 роки тому
great movie
@deadbrain6801
@deadbrain6801 2 роки тому
How the fuck does this only have 80k ? I watch it like 3 times a week
@sundaymourning5329
@sundaymourning5329 2 роки тому
I don't even know what exactly I'm laughing so hard at, it's just hilarious 🤣
@marknorton456
@marknorton456 3 роки тому
Happy 1 year anniversary You're Lucky I'm Horizontal
@RedChems
@RedChems 2 роки тому
This is the most accurate representation of a guy sleepover I've ever seen.
@rikimez127
@rikimez127 4 роки тому
Lmao great back and forth
@user-fb4bg9dr7l
@user-fb4bg9dr7l 3 роки тому
The creators of rick and morty having a sleepover:
@LeoTelles
@LeoTelles 3 роки тому
I don't know if i think it's funny or just plain random but i keep watching all these videos.
@PulledPurk
@PulledPurk 3 роки тому
Lil shrimp man
@icapfordollars9214
@icapfordollars9214 3 роки тому
Little shrimp man 😂
@austintacious94
@austintacious94 3 роки тому
1:32 Mementoooooo backwards movie lmaoooo
@magenxmajestic
@magenxmajestic 3 роки тому
Literally me and my brother everyday 🤣🤣
@Riotdrone
@Riotdrone 3 роки тому
what a concept
@firstbornunicorn6619
@firstbornunicorn6619 3 роки тому
"you...you do a...you do an enema...?" 😂
@Kazini_
@Kazini_ 3 роки тому
I thought it was a straight joke, way to throw curved balls at me bro.
@davidb6352
@davidb6352 3 роки тому
i love you guys
@jacobsmith6996
@jacobsmith6996 3 роки тому
Big strong tough guy
@thegreedyworm3120
@thegreedyworm3120 3 роки тому
Not the coffee enema!
@danielconnor8516
@danielconnor8516 3 роки тому
That's why his farts sounds wet btw.
@alfiejordan9026
@alfiejordan9026 3 роки тому
I could smell them farts
@Faltron533
@Faltron533 3 роки тому
A coffee enema...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jezbread8111
@jezbread8111 2 роки тому
Backwards movies are right up my alley in terms of movies.
@Gurtington
@Gurtington 3 роки тому
This guy on the bed is the galactic emporer 🤣 they both sound so fucking high
@whosdaysie
@whosdaysie 3 роки тому
mason sleeping in khakis gives me anxiety
@philandnikkolewith2ks308
@philandnikkolewith2ks308 3 роки тому
I've heard about this coffee enema thing.
@josiahp.6960
@josiahp.6960 3 роки тому
I need to meet this man. Hendrix and Nolan references?
@retropulse03
@retropulse03 2 роки тому
lmao about to go out like Hendrix
@gvantsasakaruli9900
@gvantsasakaruli9900 2 роки тому
Shrimp man... I'ma say this to people
@shanegoldfarb3052
@shanegoldfarb3052 3 роки тому
Little shrimp man
@kallmecate
@kallmecate 4 роки тому
Too funny
@kg_canuck
@kg_canuck 3 роки тому
I've had this convo word for word while camping. We even watched Memento
@RagonXE
@RagonXE 4 роки тому
Absolute shit post. . . Oscar worthy.
@gawni1612
@gawni1612 3 роки тому
lmfao momento!
@FishyFLCL
@FishyFLCL 3 роки тому
Who watches memento at 8 in the morning?
@darthcreepio
@darthcreepio 3 роки тому
These two absolute legends
@MicahTurnerMusic
@MicahTurnerMusic 3 роки тому
now this video you can smell
@liamcallaghan7542
@liamcallaghan7542 3 роки тому
COFFE ENEMA
@JeroenHoningh
@JeroenHoningh 3 роки тому
Sleepover? More like fartover.
@anthonyhughes8026
@anthonyhughes8026 3 роки тому
They were fully dressed. Lol
@griffinstopsign
@griffinstopsign 3 роки тому
that was mason
@newpancakeman
@newpancakeman 3 роки тому
You watch yourself, or I’ll take off this very comfortable eye mask
@jamesmassey3091
@jamesmassey3091 3 роки тому
More like toot for one deal
@guymontag1830
@guymontag1830 3 роки тому
Holy SH** this channel is funny. Man keep it up holy god forsaken DOOLIES bro. Hahaaaaah....yes....
@Futures_End
@Futures_End 3 роки тому
Is this The Lighthouse?
@grafdp
@grafdp 3 роки тому
SHRIMP MAN lol
@TheIFunnyMan
@TheIFunnyMan Рік тому
A coffee enima...jfc. lol
@JuneKG231
@JuneKG231 3 роки тому
That could have been a skit from Rick and Morty. Hilarious
@kenzito101
@kenzito101 3 роки тому
Sleeping with a belt on...
@eneco3965
@eneco3965 3 роки тому
Sleeping with clothes on...
@kendlekoeller4801
@kendlekoeller4801 3 роки тому
Momento was a good movie tho
@lostmarimo
@lostmarimo 2 роки тому
One time i had such deadly farts after like a week of chips and all kinds of candy etc, that my friend had to open the door and sleep with his head outside/10
@uuuueber
@uuuueber 3 роки тому
This is of the wack font variety
@mequedo
@mequedo 3 роки тому
That was odly homoerotic
@Tystolfo
@Tystolfo 3 роки тому
I'm lucky I'm one of the 5,557 people who go to see this video
@Triumvirately
@Triumvirately 3 роки тому
Now imagine he was DIAGONAL, or god for bid perpinDICKular
@eloeri
@eloeri 3 роки тому
So what was the conversation like about bringing your mattress into his room?
@DoABarrelRol1l
@DoABarrelRol1l 3 роки тому
It looks like they took it from the frame next to where he slept. Like they had a guest bed ready to go but he pulled it off and slept on the floor instead.
@AUXdrone
@AUXdrone 3 роки тому
I farded at the same time you guys were farding. Do i win something?
@TimeWobblers
@TimeWobblers 3 роки тому
"I'm not a morning person but let me have my coffee and my brackie and you're DUN buddy" - can relate
@curvy8301
@curvy8301 3 роки тому
But what if he was diagonal
@SanStraik
@SanStraik 2 роки тому
What happened to that guy? Haven't seen him in your videos...
@LovablePWNER
@LovablePWNER 3 роки тому
Joel you're lucky I'm horizontal right now because if I was vertical. Psh, man you don't want to even know. It would be bad though. For you I mean. But like I said I'm parallel with the ground right now so you know. Just watch it all right?
@BrandonCourt
@BrandonCourt 2 роки тому
Is this just a recording of a typical interaction between you 2?
@tsardripolasii1116
@tsardripolasii1116 3 роки тому
I thought that was Elon Musk in the thumbnail
@TheJoebySpecial
@TheJoebySpecial 3 роки тому
Backwards movie woo
A rough approximation of how I react when a date is going well.
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