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in this video i don't make jokes and i only talk at you
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun to if i was frozone... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this dumb stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

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@LProckers98 Рік тому

Didn't know Gus took Bowling watch parties so seriously.

@NoPantsOn311 Рік тому

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.7 don’t be original!!!!

@Metazolid Рік тому

It's Super Bowling not just bowling jeez didn't you listen to him at all?

@starship2023 Рік тому

@@Metazolid This Bowling event is more super than the world cup

@AdamCraftPC1234 Рік тому

My favourite part about the Bowling watch parties is when someone hits a pin, and everyone shouts in unison, " Its Bowlin' Time! " and Bowl all over the bad guys

@Foofoothegoon Рік тому

Maybe you kid, but I did for ~20 years think that it was some big bowling tournament before realising that it was football. And then it was another 3 years before I realised that it wasn't soccer.

@jverkaik100 Рік тому

THANK YOU. I have a friend who says things like "Can you remind me what a first down is?", and "Guys, I got bad news from the doctor, the cancer is back" and it's just like uhhhhhh... we get it, you don't understand sports!!!!

@Bobby_Bean Рік тому

Good joke I exhaled slightly more out of my nose : ) 👍

@jarredwise Рік тому

Jesus Christ 😂

@strider9184 Рік тому

@@Bobby_Bean well if that isn’t a compliment I don’t know what is

@Mojo842 Рік тому

typical Brett and his constant yammering

@sensudubs4421 Рік тому

I stole your comment for a facebook conversation and they thought it was damn funny too. Well done lad.

@JustBackgroundNoise Рік тому

I just hope both teams have fun.

@finn.25 Рік тому

💀

@wellguesswhatIthink Рік тому

I thought it was a free-for-all

@MrBigCookieCrumble Рік тому

Isn't it Red vs. Blue? Or am i thinking of something else?

@greycrimson3228 Рік тому

Glad to see a fellow RuneScape player here :]

@voidishprattles4319 Рік тому

@@MrBigCookieCrumble eh politics, sports, TF2, all the same thing really.

@totalgoober Рік тому

Thank you for being so respectful while talking about me Mr. Gus

@DavidLLambertmobile Рік тому

Gus is right .... none of that is funny! 🥸

@johnmacangus2634 Рік тому

I go gor for the food

@Mavve69 Рік тому

Gus Fring

@iMirandaJae Рік тому

@@johnmacangus2634 I also go gor for food 😆

@VikingTeddy Рік тому

Didn't go the way I was expecting. I thought he was going to stand up to us bewildered "sportsballers". But he kinda stood up for everyone. He's so goshdarn wholesome isn't he? Go team!

@matthias38184 Рік тому

Gus actually makes an alternate version of every video like this where he just explains the joke, and this is just the first time he thought the sketch was worse

@neighneighthecamel2700 Рік тому

i love you

@TwoQs Рік тому

Knocked it out of the sports park with this one. A real homedown.

@single-cellshark6013 Рік тому

*over the goal

@TheTalentlessWriter Рік тому

This is the most important PSA of the year, thank you for doing the lords work

@dontakutarkuru523 Рік тому

"We're both adults" that one kid watching

@nicojan Рік тому

I'm that one watching, the European who knows close to nothing about football. I didn't realize it was annoying last year, so it is indeed a very helpful PSA. Thanks Gus!

@OneWheelPeel1 Рік тому

I am now realizing after watching this video I am sadly that guy.

@voidishprattles4319 Рік тому

It's ok we've all said sport ball at one point or another. None or us are proud of it but we've all gotta bear this shame together.

@evo683 Рік тому

nah sportsball is funny im sticking to my guns 😤

@sirizalot Рік тому

yeah sportsball is pretty funny

@fictionmyth Рік тому

I always ask, "Football, now is that the one with the egg-shaped ball?" and feel like a Robin Williams-level comedian.

@letizialorusso1950 Рік тому

Same here

@lando_jm4609 Рік тому

Gus is really one of the comedians of our time

@Luke-uw6dp Рік тому

LOL HE SAID THE THING! REDDITORS ASSEMBLE! DON'T DRINK ALL MY SOYLENT :DDD

@KaxMerg Рік тому

@@Luke-uw6dp thanks for the reddit gold! 😺

@LordManhattan Рік тому

@@Luke-uw6dp "this"

@keilafleischbein59 Рік тому

I really liked the part when he said "it's Johnson time" and started gussing all over the audience

@PelvisResley Рік тому

Truly the one

@Cyranek Рік тому

good public service anouncement

@lazarusrat6159 Рік тому

Good PSA. Rather than watch the game, I am going with my mom and sister to a cross-stitch shop that has a sale every year "For the wives while their husbands watch the big game." I don't know anything about needlework. I'm a crocheter. I can say "boy this yarn sure is little" to every skein of thread I see. I might call ada "linen" or vice versa. The important thing is I'm having a day out with my family and when it's done, there will be frozen yogurt. :)

@theycallmejohn4733 Рік тому

Hey Gus, I just wanted to say that I hear you and you are understood. I appreciate that you made this information known to me. Thank you and have a good weekend.

@ryanpullen5043 Рік тому

My wife invited all of her friends specifically to ignore the game.

@yukononun Рік тому

My kind of woman.

@pajamapantsjack5874 Рік тому

I have one of those people, he’s always saying “my flesh suit grows weak” and “the men playing, do they know what will happen to them”? Like we get it ! Great video will definitely show this to them

@voidishprattles4319 Рік тому

I really hate this I have one too. He started grafting metal onto his skin and saying annoying shit like "the end is soon and only the machine will survive, and yet you waste precious preparation time watching a frivolous game. Such a waste." Like dude it's fine you don't like it but you don't gotta be annoying about it : /

@spacerattheratfromspace7024 Рік тому

@@voidishprattles4319 Always chitterchattering about the end times smh

@austin..... Рік тому

I get it man Football is a place for some people to bring up religion and shit but dude like *messiah, omnissiah* , let's just watch the friggin' game my guy!

@ZeldaplusSmallville Рік тому

Dang. I really needed to hear this.

@FredProdc Рік тому

Half the fun of not knowing about football is cheering when they homerun all over the finish line

@stripeybeast Рік тому

Happy sporstball this weekend! Hope they score tons of baskets

@AbrahamNixons Рік тому

Kyle Mooney: "Noooooo! They lost the series! Nooo! That's such a big mistake??"

@Robbo_Boi Рік тому

I really needed to hear this

@saladmcjones7798 Рік тому

You're right, this isn't a sketch, it's a time-honored preemptive strike. Or in internet verbiage, "INB4." Thank you Gus, it's much appreciated calling out dead horse beatings.

@Ferrerman Рік тому

Wow I am so glad I am not the only one who takes the supper bowel so serious.

@Riyo_R Рік тому

Thanks Gus I really needed to hear this.

@DrMechano Рік тому

I've never really followed sports myself, but I can't imagine going to a party specifically *for* watching a sporting event and acting smugly disinterested in it the whole time. If you don't like something, that's fine, but maybe just don't go to it instead of going and ruining the fun for people who do like it. This goes for any hobby, really.

@MrMilkyCoco Рік тому

I just go and watch and stay quiet. Its just nice to be with family or friends.

@DrMechano Рік тому

@@MrMilkyCoco Yeah! That's fine too. Sit it out, or go but be polite. Either way, don't make your disinterest *other people's* problem.

@sammrguy03 Рік тому

uninterested *

@west1919 Рік тому

telling us about the jokes you were going to make - this is meta comedy. truly inspiring, even to a non-sportsball fan like i am

@lapislazuli9961 Рік тому

Thanks for touching base with us like in soccer, Gus. This video was a real Home Run Goal!

@qabandiman Рік тому

i was not ready for such a deep cut while i was expecting a nice chuckle

@archiermanilo23 Рік тому

"I don't really watch sports, I'm just watching for the commercials."

@Departedreflections Рік тому

Thank you. I think I needed this. I will say, I think the place these expressions come from is insecurity about not knowing what's going on, and an attempt to owning or leaning into being an outsider in regard to the sport

@AAAHHHH585 Рік тому

I really needed to hear this, thanks gus 😃

@joncampbell644 Рік тому

Oh man I really needed to hear that

@Lildspop Рік тому

Thank you Gus, I really needed to hear this.

@viljamtheninja Рік тому

"Just wanted to touch base with you guys" I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, SPORTSBALL MAN

@pen-g2006 Рік тому

This was a funny skit. He said there’d be one person hahahaha My party had 3

@penguioon4251 Рік тому

That was genuinely one of the best and funniest videos of this decade. It cured my cancer. It saved me from poverty. It allowed me to meet my beautiful wife. Thank you Gus

@patrickosullivan4354 Рік тому

Yes! A comedy video short. My favorite. I'm gonna click the "follow" button for this gus. I'll even yodel him on myLinkedIn

@bagel29 Рік тому

As a big sports fan I loved this lmao

@TimFilmsCars Рік тому

Gus this video was a real touchrun, thank you

@DJTheMetalheadMercenary Рік тому

We all know that the one team is going to beat the other team in that sportssuperball-thingy, pass the dip!

@B.Saiju207 Рік тому

thanks, i really needed to hear this

@goradhen Рік тому

Real gem. We need one of those eveyday now. This type of information is critical. We have been foretold!

@phantomwarper5257 Рік тому

Hey gus thanks for bringing this up, I'm not really into American football but thanks for letting everyone else know, I don't come from the U.S but it's good that you let your other fans know.

@ColorblindMonk Рік тому

Really just went into it, raw and uncut

@ElijahStewy Рік тому

Beautiful Gus. You are my favorite comedian… i need more desk videos!!! Thanks big boi

@MihkelKukk Рік тому

This has to be one of your best sketches this far! Hope this goes viral. Incredible performances on both sides

@someguy8156 Рік тому

Hey I made a football downtouch back in middle school and the teacher gave me a gold star. So I'm basically a Superbowl expert.

@gamiezion Рік тому

so like... how much does someone have to pay to get a quarterback around here??

@firewall5189 Рік тому

@Russell White feel like that's kind of a rip off - my university team awards one gold square just for being on the team and three gold stars for a touchdown

@couchpotato1065 Рік тому

Thank you... I needed to here that.

@mathiasstone Рік тому

"Just wanted to TOUCH BASE with ya" WOW what another great sports ball pun in this comedy sketch from our favorite comedy youtube. Gosh gee wilikers, I love ya Gus.

@Nick-hb6ox Рік тому

I think this is the best sketch Gus has ever made

@brianbouchard1899 Рік тому

Heard.

@crzjt Рік тому

Heard.

@joncampbell644 Рік тому

Heard.

@ComedyBros5 Рік тому

This actually hit me way too hard. Thanks for giving me the biggest smack in the face I’ve ever had.

@MusicDecomposer Рік тому

I have a similar situation: I’m a Garfield fan, and I know a lot of people on the internet who pretend they’re Garfield fans, but they don’t actually know much about it. They say stuff like “Haha, lasagna, am I right?” as if it’s a Seinfeld bit. “What is the DEEAAL with Mondays!?”

@HOLDFASTBEAR Рік тому

Do you think Wolverine could survive a fall from space?

@reservoirdude92 Рік тому

The most cheerfully cynicical video of the year!

@Pentross Рік тому

I’ve never encountered a person like that, whenever I watch group sportsing everyone is super knowledgeable about why the thingy goes in the score box

@atheno892 Рік тому

This is a PSA, Gus knows. He wants us to know that he knows, so he knows we know he knows.

@ricksanchez9191 Рік тому

Love you Gus!!

@Adam-rs4en Рік тому

"there's no real thesis here... this is not funny... there is no sketch" And yet I'm laughing out loud. Thank you gus

@sampletxt9099 Рік тому

this is gus' funniest sketch ever, loved the character

@TheAtlarchy Рік тому

I am instead the guy who refuses to arrive at such events... I tell them "I don't like sports, but you enjoy yourselves, as I wouldn't enjoy it anyway" and I personally believe it is the way to go about it... I can buy some chips enjoy them at home without having to watch sports, while you get to enjoy the sports without having to keep me entertained, or interact with me, while you'd rather just focus on the sports event... I recommend just not going to everyone who doesn't like sports!

@Nova6432 Рік тому

That was a very good sketch, also is that a sports ball on your shirt?

@landonlastname6225 Рік тому

Damn, i don’t like being called out like this, Gus

@non_brewed_condiment Рік тому

thank god you warned me about this so I can get ahead of it. I can't have any interruptions while I let everyone know I no longer drink or eat processed foods because I am trying to get the best out of life, honestly I feel great, you should try it.

@FPVMike Рік тому

loving this new format of more formal comedy presentation

@iain.sm.c Рік тому

God, sportsball got old a century ago. God bless.

@johnsmith8981 Рік тому

I've actually been that person and I learned and changed the course of my behavior.

@jannatty583 Рік тому

Man, I'm so hyped for the upcoming sports ball match!

@kiaza7679 Рік тому

This is how I learned that the superbowl happened last week.

@tendiesoffmyplate9085 Рік тому

Hi, Jus Gohnson. I completely understand. I will take steps to remedy this problem by installing shock collars on all my guests.

@misein2466 Рік тому

I am that person. My father was a track star and my brother has a full ride football scholarship. I know the terms but I purposely use them incorrectly to piss them off. That way, they can't see through the rage and I can rob them of all the snacks and disappear. Hell, I actually learned and memorized nearly every rule and terminology just to purposely use in an incorrect fashion because that bean dip and chips will be mine.

@v4lhulme Рік тому

Anyone who cares that much about sports should be made fun of. Good job

@ducksonpan8763 Рік тому

one of the funniest not-sketch I've ever watched

@justiceperhay8328 Рік тому

Thanks for the PSA, Gustavo.

@bruce9657 Рік тому

easily one his funniest sketches. love how dedicated he was to the character

@brycespencer6732 Рік тому

When he said "they're going to really really make it known to the rest of the party that they don't know what's going on", I shed tears of joy.

@boogie2 Рік тому

Correction Gus. I am not an adult, I am a 14 year old minor and throughly enjoy your skits.

@Beeboyjack Рік тому

Well damn I thought you were a 14 year old adult

@EntG1 Рік тому

oldest gus johnson fan

@Oblivion9873 Рік тому

Kids these days dont get told one of the main rules of the internet being dont tell people your age smh...

@boogie2 Рік тому

@@Beeboyjack yes it is a common misconception

@deathknight1239 Рік тому

@@Beeboyjack 14 year old adult > underaged 21 year old

@dburris718 Рік тому

Thanks. I did need to hear this

@Readraid_ Рік тому

This is a personal attack.

@sensudubs4421 Рік тому

I'm having a superbowl party at my house tomorrow. Im sending this to everyone.

@garvancorr5999 Рік тому

sports-ball or hand-egg humor was at it's peak around, i wanna say 2011. Same time that the most popular memes were insanity wolf and bad luck brian

@kokoloko8423 Рік тому

Thanks alot Gus, appreciated this.

@jaytunzi8055 Рік тому

Gus, you came into my life at a time when I didn't know I needed you.

@zekeh5796 Рік тому

So is this what happened to Eddy??

@lukejodrey Рік тому

I'm not really a fan of sports ball but I can't imagine going to a sports ball party and acting like that if I did.

@lanatsif Рік тому

Absolutely brilliant

@yacineai1698 Рік тому

This is hilarious I don't know how you do it Gus. You're killing me hahaha

@flyingdeathcatsgo Рік тому

Go sportsball!

@macsy1166 Рік тому

As a Finnish person I needed to know there's a non-sports person among any Super Bowl friends group, thanks. It's like when we watch Football (EU) or Ice Hockey, I'm that guy. I'm the guy who doesn't care thaaat much about sports but enjoy the company anyways

@judeelaman1902 Рік тому

The company is the best part. And the food of course

@Flotter-Flo Рік тому

You can easily just attend and be chill without playing dumb about sports, though. When you, as a Fin, start pretending not to know what the offside rule is, it gets really absurd...

@wetjoggers1720 Рік тому

johnny gus

@lavenderlunacy Рік тому

I took it personally when he mentioned "sportsball" because that's the only way I refer to athletic sports.

@johnchapman1132 Рік тому

Just checking in. No hate. Just looking my man.

@FacterinoCommenterino Рік тому

Today's fact: As of 1998, over 50% of Iceland's population believed in the existence of elves.

@Nooyus Рік тому

@@laphytaphy1079 piqued not peaked

@alexanderficken9354 Рік тому

As an Icelander, yes they do exist

@kevinjones560 Рік тому

As of today 0% of the people looking at my phone care

@joncampbell644 Рік тому

@@Nooyus that’s some peak grammar correction

@joncampbell644 Рік тому

Peak pique really

@jackbauer408 Рік тому

Fun fact: two quarterbacks make a halfback

@comment.highlighted Рік тому

Thanks for the Friendly Reminder 😁👍

@YourCapybaraAmigo_17yrsago Рік тому

As someone who loves cheering for home runs during the Super Bowl, I appreciate the shout-out Gus.

@kormagogthedestroyer Рік тому

What we can learn from this is that Gus definitely is that guy

@levitucker507 Рік тому

lmao had me laughing so hard “This is not funny. This is not a sketch.” I know but the truth can be funny too

@josho8539 Рік тому

I needed to hear this.

@taylord1337 Рік тому

I don’t go to Super Bowl parties cuz it’s hard for me not to be this guy.

@archeo289 Рік тому

I’ve tried to care about the game and all… but after years of preparing for the super bowl like I’m studying for an exam I learned it just doesn’t mean anything to me. And that’s ok.

@MrBombphoon Рік тому

Don't forget the classic "Who is going to win the Superb Owl this year?!"

@militantpacifist4087 Рік тому

Ironically he put the “funny vibe” in this video. 😂

@the-np4mr Рік тому

It's crazy how he did nothing wrong

@Dan_Roland Рік тому

Yes, we know he did bad things. And maybe he didn’t realize the full scope of the damage he did in trying to apologize... Though he’s still a funny guy. Comedy is clearly his calling in life; would you have him abandon this harmless art form forever?

@the-np4mr Рік тому

@@Dan_Roland it's crazy how he was objectively in the right

@Dan_Roland Рік тому

@@the-np4mr wait were you not being sarcastic? Bc he definitely _did_ wrong. I’m just trying to advocate for a moderate perspective. Honestly can’t tell what wavelength you’re on.

@the-np4mr Рік тому

@@Dan_Roland nope