Young Jeremy goes around the town stealing cars and briefing about the safety features
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@whoarewe75152 роки тому
And many years later Jeremy had the BMW alarm fitted to his ford gt40
@UberPanzerhund2 роки тому
Your car's been stolen!
@DiRF2 роки тому
Jeremy didn't want the alarm fitted, but, due to the value of the vehicle, the insurer required Ford to install the immobilizer before he could take delivery of it. It was a finger-pointing game between the insurer, Ford, and the third-party that Ford had contracted to install the immobilizer. Just a total fuster-cluck.
@stonerman152 роки тому
Wtf lol.
@munroe54372 роки тому
And he LOVED that alarm didn’t he, the car always started first time too
@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ132 роки тому
I know this is pedantic… But it wasn’t a GT40, it was a GT… if it was a GT40, he’d have got even less time behind the wheel than he did considering nobody over six foot two can drive it with the door shut.
@TheKnobCalledTone.2 роки тому
I love how Jezza is dressed like a car thief in the Mitsubishi review... he should've dressed like that in the first segment lol
@bulbman25642 роки тому
Mitsubishi was ahead of it's time naming their car *SIGMA*
@Draliseth2 роки тому
😐
@sanderrehepapp52192 роки тому
Used to have one, absolutely loved it, but had to get a more economical car, and sold it to a friend/acquaintance in 2013, a few months ago I found out he scrapped it, didn't even ask if I wanted to buy it back or anything(sold it to some guy for 400€, because there where lights ON on the dashboard and no power steering), been thinking of buying one now ,but it's a 5k car for a good one and there's even a dude asking 8k atm, And even nostalgia taken into account,it's not worth that
@natelecarde9622 роки тому
“Are you ready for round 2?”
@cheapautomobilityproductio7452 роки тому
Ferrari in 1969 made a car too named Sigma
@RyanStonedonCanadianGaming2 роки тому
Sigma Fact: Sigma was adopted in the Old Italic alphabets beginning in the 8th century BC. *But that's no fun is it.*
@KillaThrilla2 роки тому
Seeing Jeremy as a young guy is weird, i swear he was born 50yrs old
@JetFalcon7102 роки тому
Yeah, every time I see young Jeremy Clarkson, I briefly think he's a completely different person
@christineayres71992 роки тому
He actually sounds like someone from the 1950s too with the fake Posh accent lol
@uuborg92162 роки тому
@@christineayres7199 ain't that just how he talks? think he just sounds a bit more civil here
@christineayres71992 роки тому
@@uuborg9216 Well in Top gear he is very shouty and loud compared to back in the early 90s , I think he does it deliberately to be center of Attention lol
@charlesc.90122 роки тому
@@christineayres7199 It is the modern received accent, different from actual posh English.
@TJSaw2 роки тому
These old Clarkson clips are a gold mine.
@GodKing8042 роки тому
99% of clarkson clips are gold mine
@MaskofFayt2 роки тому
I love how accurate that anti-theft thing was compared to today where your automated gps constantly disconnects or thinks you're in a different country because it got confused by your 4G connection briefly dipping
@LBSiUK2 роки тому
it was almost definitely staged lol
@rajgill75762 роки тому
Older cellular tech used more power, with towers fewer and farther between the signal would drop less often, but just be slow overall. You could literally power led light "stickers" that flashed when it rang with old Nokia phones. The point of 4g is more frequent but smaller antennas, so a much weaker but ultimately faster signal with multiple points of connection. It can drop when you lose signal, as the signals are much weaker
@patxusko48982 роки тому
@@rajgill7576 yup, this is how it works nowdays
@Ms123kill2 роки тому
GPS can work on it's own without interenet, just not as quick and fast but still. How come people don't know that.
@uuborg92162 роки тому
@Neville Thompson 5g range is very short, wouldn't work in most places yet
@hypergolic84682 роки тому
It's videos like this that take you back, the days when the Police would react to a stolen car.
@rajgill75762 роки тому
I had my window busted on Halloween. Caught the thief on 3 different cameras, and got his license plate as he hung out in my driveway for 10 min before leaving. Police won't do anything. I did their entire job for them and they can't so much as run his plates so I can press charges, or patrol the neighborhood occasionally.
@Thros12 роки тому
@@rajgill7576 can't count on the police when you need them and you wonder why people don't trust them ;p
@crudboy122 роки тому
@MulaRose Yeah they do the same here. You can tell when its quota time because every second car you pass at night is a cop.
@bensparky2 роки тому
The police didn’t care back then either
@the_pigs_have_rebelled2 роки тому
Back when he sounded like he was putting on a posh accent.
@thomaswarren132 роки тому
BBC accent. They tried for a long time to avoid regional accents
@ps2bndled2 роки тому
@@thomaswarren13 I'm assuming it was to make themselves more understandable to people in different regions.
@thomaswarren132 роки тому
@@ps2bndled Not sure to be honest. I don't think anybody has ever understood the way the BBC works
@theliverpoolkop63312 роки тому
'putting on'? He is posh, public school snob
@the_pigs_have_rebelled2 роки тому
@@theliverpoolkop6331 From Yorkshire
@Sweaty__Sheep2 роки тому
How awful was that office? No windows, no lumbar support in the chair, artificial lighting, terrible equipment set up and no fresh air. It's amazing how nobody saw all the terrible consequences coming.
@Kronos09992 роки тому
boomers also made more money
@Sweaty__Sheep2 роки тому
@@Kronos0999 money is not worth your health
@Kronos09992 роки тому
@@Sweaty__Sheep Heh, and look what they did to the planet, the political system. It's a joke and we're the end of it.
@Sweaty__Sheep2 роки тому
@@Kronos0999 haha. Hate them all you want, they built the world that gives you clean water, an education system, modern medicine... Etc. As for the planet, if you've used a disposable mask or plastic gloves the last 2 years, you're part of the problem. Politics has been corrupt ever since its inception, long before boomers 😂 they're filthy, appalling animals. People like Nancy Pelosi make my blood boil. Especially when she scaremongers for climate change then buys a house on the sea, like Obama.
@Kronos09992 роки тому
@@Sweaty__Sheep "Clean water?" No, *we* did that. Education system? Lololololol "Modern medicine?" No, their medicine involved giving kids brandy in cough syrups. Again, we changed that, boomer. :)
@paulharries95582 роки тому
Modern day Clarkson would put a bomb in the boot if someone tried to steal a car. With no warning!
@captainpoptarts2 роки тому
How do we know he hasn't?
@thesmithersyРік тому
Well some member of the public in another old Top Gear video, suggested that to deter car thieves, they should have a giant spike come up from under the driver's seat if an unauthorised driver is caught in it.
@cologne27922 роки тому
" It has a reasonable turn of speed and it handles with great adroitness for such a leviathan " - wonderful stuff.
@onkarfreshie31272 роки тому
In 2022, I have a 25 year old, 100 series with 200k as the 3rd owner for 7 years, the past owners went on to buy newer Cruisers. Uber luxury, super smooth 4.2tdi & still a dream to drive, unlike the other 2 off roaders. Which I tested & drove. Yes, in-between I've tried to do better, but it all failed. The 6.0 Flying Spur, the 3.0 tdi Phaeton, Merc GLK 2.0 TDI, equal luxury to the old bus, but electric modern headaches & super expensive parts in the end. Friends have the 2020 Range Rovers new ones, every 6 months, they spend more time in the repair garages thus making them, OFF THE ROAD. Only the Kia Sorento 2.2 td was near to the old bus, excellent 38mpg, but failed in comfy seats. My grand total in up keep in 7 years, including services & ABS pump only after 25 years, has been £4500 in 60k. Also Bio fuel at £1 compare to £1.70 A Dam bargain. LONG LIVE the KING. Cruisers.
@brainwashalpha5495Рік тому
clarkson’s choice of vocabulary here surprised me as well
@saajanjogia2 роки тому
When automotive journalism was a real profession 😅
@LongLiveRockAnRoll2 роки тому
5:15 "Are you wearing that for a bet?" "Yeah..."
@kyletrummel70742 роки тому
He then goes on to say the upholstery has "questionable taste." Look at yourself in the mirror, man!! 🤣
@safetyfirst59172 роки тому
"Abandon the vehicle after parking it safely" is just an excuse to immediately stack it into as many cars as possible
@brookie11412 роки тому
5:15 Clarkson Drip
@Draliseth2 роки тому
Oh no! It's the rozzers.
@98-SR5Рік тому
I love how occasionally in small segments, the real Jeremy shines through the ridiculous "accents" the BBC used to make presenters put on.
@arthuralves75222 роки тому
That fuel cutting system that you can activate using a telephone is absolutely Genius!
@timoarrg2 роки тому
I mean it ain't any safer than a regular alarm system that will do that automatically, the cables are still there and there is a way to bypass it, if you can with normal alarms you can with the manual one. The only way I can see this being beneficial is if the ECU had it from the factory so that it couldn't by bypassed, thats how cars are done nowadays if they have a factory alarm, you just can't call them
@Diesel4362 роки тому
I'm not even British but there's something nostalgic about 1980's /90's British cars
@typhoon-72 роки тому
That 80 series Land Cruiser is an absolute gem of a car. I'd kill for one in decent condition nowadays. Oh if we only knew back then.
@AV-ch6mu2 роки тому
The amounts of cars I owned and then later sold/traded..and the regretted man, what your saying here is very relatable🥲
@mofayer2 роки тому
And instead Jeremy praised the Land Rover, a card that turned out to be a complete turd.
@onkarfreshie31272 роки тому
In 2022, I have a 25 year old, 100 series with 200k as the 3rd owner for 7 years, the past owners went on to buy newer Cruisers. Uber luxury, super smooth 4.2tdi & still a dream to drive, unlike the other 2 off roaders. Which I tested & drove. Yes, in-between I've tried to do better, but it all failed. The 6.0 Flying Spur, the 3.0 tdi Phaeton, Merc GLK 2.0 TDI, equal luxury to the old bus, but electric modern headaches & super expensive parts in the end. Friends have the 2020 Range Rovers new ones, every 6 months, they spend more time in the repair garages thus making them, OFF THE ROAD. Only the Kia Sorento 2.2 td was near to the old bus, excellent 38mpg, but failed in comfy seats. My grand total in up keep in 7 years, including services & ABS pump only after 25 years, has been £4500 in 60k. Also Bio fuel at £1 compare to £1.70 A Dam bargain. LONG LIVE the KING. Cruisers.
@tomhalf30182 роки тому
Just had my 80's series floorpan rust repaired and whole interior sound deanded and reupholstered, trust me if you want a offroad vehicle get a hilux and thrash that and keep the landy garaged. I regret using my landy off road, its just my towwing rig now whenever i take the 22ft boat out or the caravan for camping and touring.
@onkarfreshie31272 роки тому
@@tomhalf3018 Definitely Toyota always. Never seen or heard of a LR or RR that has been headache free, Just money pits.
@arminass16812 роки тому
that mitsubooshi is quirky, a proper Doug Demuro car
@kyletrummel70742 роки тому
"Tayooter" "Bee-em Dubbaya" "JagWAHR"
@arminass16812 роки тому
@@kyletrummel7074 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@karamellkungend24442 роки тому
THIIISSSS is a Mitsubishi
@lol-de4lo2 роки тому
@@kyletrummel7074 "HUNdy"
@ps2bndled2 роки тому
@@lol-de4lo NEE-SAHN
@ThatOneBlackGuy2 роки тому
why is it so nice to see young Clarkson out trying to be a good lil boi
@SwampyColorado4202 роки тому
That old tech gives me anxiety.
@lifeinsidekyoto65532 роки тому
I love how Jeremy used to say pounds in his best Received Pronunciation. It was like this until the 2002 top gear revamp 😂
@onkarfreshie31272 роки тому
In 2022, I have a 25 year old, 100 series with 200k as the 3rd owner for 7 years, the past owners went on to buy newer Cruisers. Uber luxury, super smooth 4.2tdi & still a dream to drive, unlike the other 2 off roaders. Which I tested & drove. Yes, in-between I've tried to do better, but it all failed. The 6.0 Flying Spur, the 3.0 tdi Phaeton, Merc GLK 2.0 TDI, equal luxury to the old bus, but electric modern headaches & super expensive parts in the end. Friends have the 2020 Range Rovers new ones, every 6 months, they spend more time in the repair garages thus making them, OFF THE ROAD. Only the Kia Sorento 2.2 td was near to the old bus, excellent 38mpg, but failed in comfy seats. My grand total in up keep in 7 years, including services & ABS pump only after 25 years, has been £4500 in 60k. Also Bio fuel at £1 compare to £1.70 A Dam bargain. LONG LIVE the KING. Cruisers.
@thecbc76582 роки тому
Just install a hidden kill switch
@Tracert-mc1hu2 роки тому
Just buy a car not worth stealing.
@thecbc76582 роки тому
@@Tracert-mc1hu All cars are worth stealing if they are in a good enough condition. The only ones that aren't are not worth driving or owning...
@Tracert-mc1hu2 роки тому
@@thecbc7658 Eh, maybe. I highly doubt someone would risk a felony for a $2500 beater.
@thecbc76582 роки тому
@@Tracert-mc1hu You'd be suprised...
@SirNyanPanda2 роки тому
@@Tracert-mc1hu If anything, a beater is more likely to be stolen. A car being bad makes thief feel like there will be no consequences from stealing it or just driving around
@911Locksmiths2 роки тому
If only JC knew that G wagon would still be worth £25k 30 yrs later.
@onkarfreshie31272 роки тому
Drives like a tractor. Until you drive the Landcruiser. In 2022, I have a 25 year old, 100 series with 200k as the 3rd owner for 7 years, the past owners went on to buy newer Cruisers. Uber luxury, super smooth 4.2tdi & still a dream to drive, unlike the other 2 off roaders. Which I tested & drove. Yes, in-between I've tried to do better, but it all failed. The 6.0 Flying Spur, the 3.0 tdi Phaeton, Merc GLK 2.0 TDI, equal luxury to the old bus, but electric modern headaches & super expensive parts in the end. Friends have the 2020 Range Rovers new ones, every 6 months, they spend more time in the repair garages thus making them, OFF THE ROAD. Only the Kia Sorento 2.2 td was near to the old bus, excellent 38mpg, but failed in comfy seats. My grand total in up keep in 7 years, including services & ABS pump only after 25 years, has been £4500 in 60k. Also Bio fuel at £1 compare to £1.70 A Dam bargain. LONG LIVE the KING. Cruisers.
@daic72742 роки тому
Haha, DataTrak..still see some of that equipment these days 2021.
@slippydouglas2 роки тому
When Jeremy steal a car, he doesn’t slim jim the locks or break a window or hotwire the ignition- the car just obeys and lets him in and starts up.
@stuff312 роки тому
It's so weird hearing him so calm unenthusiastic. I guess it took him a while for him to get his distinct vocal exaggerations.
@Hadroncollider_2 роки тому
an incredibly complicated looking hifi-system is all I want now.
@artthefarter2 роки тому
This
@GentilsGarage2 роки тому
I had one E28 exactly like that, colour, spec, everything!
@rotarded19832 роки тому
Fantastic cars. Ive nearly had a few the only issue was rust so I got a MB 190E. I still pine over the E28s and I get excited every time I see them so hopefully I can get a clean one someday soon
@walterwhite3395Рік тому
Young Jeremy looks like a far away relative of Netflix Sherlock holmes
@christineayres71992 роки тому
LOL The 90s Shell Suits i had one as a kid mine was Pink ha h a
@marcbeebee69692 роки тому
2:30 wow now that is a Antic control room. That woman is probably 50 by now lol
@captainpoptarts2 роки тому
I mean, Clarkson is like 60.
@jacobfleming5652 роки тому
They are totally atleast 50 now. Wonder how their doing
@BlueSky-ec7wn2 роки тому
That black 5 series reg plate MRG 1X is now registered (SORN) to a 2003 Silver Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG. Ironically, Jezza did always love his fast merc's
@justforever962 роки тому
Wow, those are some impressive winter tires on that Sigma. They look more like rally snow tires than normal winters. Even Hakkas are not that aggressive. Of course maybe they just fitted those for the film to make it seem better than it i.
@stephanopapadimitriou47892 роки тому
Those fluro jackets of the 80's 👌
@richardsamuelgustavo2 роки тому
Before immobilizers
@JETJOOBOY2 роки тому
Those gadgets sadly don't stop a car thief taking a toilet in the vehicle then setting fire to it!
@thepassenger33322 роки тому
Wow I'm impressed, Mitsubishi was such a pioneer back then
@littlesebastian43892 роки тому
I love how the computer operator assumed the car thief was male.
@PlittHD2 роки тому
2:51 420 blaze it amiriteguys
@Alexander_l3222 роки тому
Ha ha. Say no to drugs kids.
@PlittHD2 роки тому
@@Alexander_l322 Stay in Drugs. Say no to school. And Do your vegetables
@MrRedcelica2 роки тому
wow how far we've come, theres now a 4WD in every brand to choose from alarms in Australia at least arent even a thing anymore.
@thebrummierailenthusiasts53292 роки тому
Look how young Jeremy clarkson looked back then
@jesuspobre882 роки тому
Years later and I'm still waiting for the boxing glove!!🤣
@end83162 роки тому
The Uk has changed so much. The quality, the cars, moustache, using a telephone box, the terrible office. Wow
@christineayres71992 роки тому
Yeah no Brits in the UK in 2022 all Migrants ha ha
@TheKopakahРік тому
What model of bmw is that?
@Kugel--2 роки тому
Actual consumer advice? On top gear? Rubbish!
@Vadu13372 роки тому
from which year is this?
@1000kingconker2 роки тому
love the sub titles "This cars ps2 resistance, what sets it aside-"
@keithnewton89812 роки тому
The Toyota was a V6 diesel but G wagon did come with v8 on request
@onkarfreshie31272 роки тому
In 2022, I have a 25 year old, 100 series with 200k as the 3rd owner for 7 years, the past owners went on to buy newer Cruisers. Uber luxury, super smooth 4.2tdi & still a dream to drive, unlike the other 2 off roaders. Which I tested & drove. Yes, in-between I've tried to do better, but it all failed. The 6.0 Flying Spur, the 3.0 tdi Phaeton, Merc GLK 2.0 TDI, equal luxury to the old bus, but electric modern headaches & super expensive parts in the end. Friends have the 2020 Range Rovers new ones, every 6 months, they spend more time in the repair garages thus making them, OFF THE ROAD. Only the Kia Sorento 2.2 td was near to the old bus, excellent 38mpg, but failed in comfy seats. My grand total in up keep in 7 years, including services & ABS pump only after 25 years, has been £4500 in 60k. Also Bio fuel at £1 compare to £1.70 A Dam bargain. LONG LIVE the KING. Cruisers.
@harrynelson92032 роки тому
I want his jacket, what brand is it? 5:17
@fishsticks66682 роки тому
"registration G 420" already creating memes back then
@joshdowler91952 роки тому
Channelling Alan Partridge with this one, love it.
@robertsteel35632 роки тому
1:45 Can anyone tell me what the product is? I need it for my crappy base model 2013 Toyota Corolla!
@loeb12 роки тому
Miss those sounds on computer
@Mike1997nfs2 роки тому
4:40 we were so close to greatness already
@humannt33742 роки тому
12:00 “It looks the same tho” yea still the same
@mrljgibson2 роки тому
How people must have lusted after these cars at the time, and now they wouldn't look at them if they were giving them away for free.
@brodielounder268Рік тому
I don't know about that, 80 series and g wagons are selling for a premium nowadays
@MIIIVideo2 роки тому
Dude what year is this? :/
@abdelmoneim3796Рік тому
Jeremy's voice has changed completely
@haralamc2 роки тому
This must have been during his amphetamine days, Hes focused to the point no messing and is not stopping talking to even breath.
@gavindawson31082 роки тому
2:51 if you know, you know
@thatguywhosayshi70212 роки тому
Funni number
@jacknapier70362 роки тому
I'm wondering it it is still in use, anyone know that?
@cubajakub14852 роки тому
Leigh? Ayyyy my cityyy
@What_The_Fuck_Did_I_Just_Watch2 роки тому
how old is this?
@SincerelyYoursLIVE2 роки тому
He swapped the stolen bmw n stole a Mk3 cavalier!😂😂 Jeremy knows, cavaliers was always stolen😂
@TCG20082 роки тому
Old gms are easy, with that big key thing in the ignition, you can turn that and take it.
@kylewaddington19839 місяців тому
Is this symptoms in Australia
@isaacsrandomvideos6672 роки тому
Such nice cars, Audi coupe. 80s 5 series… And a cool cop car.
@justforever962 роки тому
Ironic seeing him extolling these high tech remote anti-theft devices considering the issues he had later with his GT40's aftermarket system. I bet most of these didn't work any better.
@narkofmexico74772 роки тому
Just goes to show he does actually know about the technical details of cars
@timscheuermann25542 роки тому
that computer system looks like the pos from blockbuster.
@ozowizo372 роки тому
the computer images back then were effective already 😎
@SSHHABBA2 роки тому
It’s James may
@Draliseth2 роки тому
Suddenly the claim that May was too much like Clarkson makes sense.
@onkarfreshie31272 роки тому
My French bulldog is called Shabba. Looks like him too. Lol
@shalashaska99462 роки тому
"It comes with a catalytic converter" hahahah
@ZacharyCusanelli2 роки тому
His voice tho. How old is he here or what year is it?
@IceWolfLoki2 роки тому
So when did Jeremey stop putting on the voice?
@MyPhilw2 роки тому
He’s not wearing jeans 😂
@LordmonkeyTRM2 роки тому
Smug levels hadn't yet reached epic levels
@Station_Master_132 роки тому
Why did none of these take off? They're so cool
@onkarfreshie31272 роки тому
In 2022, I have a 25 year old, 100 series with 200k as the 3rd owner for 7 years, the past owners went on to buy newer Cruisers. Uber luxury, super smooth 4.2tdi & still a dream to drive, unlike the other 2 off roaders. Which I tested & drove. Yes, in-between I've tried to do better, but it all failed. The 6.0 Flying Spur, the 3.0 tdi Phaeton, Merc GLK 2.0 TDI, equal luxury to the old bus, but electric modern headaches & super expensive parts in the end. Friends have the 2020 Range Rovers new ones, every 6 months, they spend more time in the repair garages thus making them, OFF THE ROAD. Only the Kia Sorento 2.2 td was near to the old bus, excellent 38mpg, but failed in comfy seats. My grand total in up keep in 7 years, including services & ABS pump only after 25 years, has been £4500 in 60k. Also Bio fuel at £1 compare to £1.70 A Dam bargain. LONG LIVE the KING. Cruisers.
@edwardfletcher7790Рік тому
This is so old the computer is running DOS !!! 😲 I think it's 1991
@newtonsbuilds88312 роки тому
“Thermoplastic bumpers” yes tEcHNoLOgY
@bidents2 роки тому
Someone watched this on a box tv when it first came out
@LedCROwbar22 роки тому
That police Scorpio sounds awesome. What engine is that?
@Slim_Tim2 роки тому
Thought the same, most probably a 2.9 v6 EFI. The old cologne/essex v6's really have a characteristic sound to them.
@johnyates39462 роки тому
I miss Brookside :)
@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ132 роки тому
“Now let’s just just pretend, just for a moment, that I’m a green eyed monster from the sewers…” okay that should be easy enough “a car thieving moron.” Well two out of three I could wrap my head around.
@John-fw5zz2 роки тому
The Stig-ma
@Hvorgandr2 роки тому
He really looks like one of the bullies in college.
@Dan23_72 роки тому
4:10 Yep he was bang on correct We have live feed dash cams through Tom Tom webfleet.
@bigpooter97712 роки тому
that jacket is kinda baller
@Armani-20052 роки тому
What year was this episode made
@onkarfreshie31272 роки тому
1991
@michaelgroy51402 роки тому
S23 e 06
@Armani-20052 роки тому
@@michaelgroy5140 ok thanks
@Dy1an.k2 роки тому
crazy to think how much more posh everyone talked back then compared to now
@confusedazhar9945Рік тому
The camera man used invisibility potion
@twentysevenlitresРік тому
1991... Wow!
@parko2462 роки тому
He sounds like Rick Stein
@joshuahiday79162 роки тому
How old is this episode? I’m new to top Gear
@michaelgroy51402 роки тому
Sometime one the late 70s /80s
@steved21362 роки тому
@@michaelgroy5140 1990 actually (4th April) according to the computer screen on the tracker...
@thebrummierailenthusiasts53292 роки тому
At least he’s not a real car thief
@eduardopena58932 роки тому
Only one problem with the Range Rover. Your service shop tech will drive it more than you do.