Zlatan might act arrogant but he's had a rough life, do you know how hard it is to raise two parents as a single baby.

when you interview Zlatan, you answer his questions

When graham bell invented the telephone, he already had 2 missed calls from Zlatan.

Once Zlatan went to school late. The teacher punished the other students for coming early

The Worst day of Zlatan’s life was February 30th. Now it doesn’t exist

*When Zlatan was a kid he told his parents a bedtime story.*

When Zlatan’s phone rings in a movie theater, the movie is paused.

When zlatan left home at 16 he told his father, " you're the man of the house now"!!!

When zlatan takes a photo . The camera smiles for him

Zlatan once missed 3 months of school. Now people call it Summer Break.

when zlatan installs an app they have to accept zlatan's terms and conditions

When the devil goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Zlatan.

Zlatan miss school for 2 days.Those days are now called Saturday and sunday

When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the wifi password

Zlatan once left a half eaten apple. A random company used it as their logo!

1. When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does 2. When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the Wi-fi password. 3. Zlatan once went to cinema and the movie watched Zlatan for two hours. 4. Zlatan does not draw teams in the Champions League, teams draw Zlatan. 5. Zlatan's keyboard doesn't have a question mark, Zlatan only has answer. 6. Zlatan can tie his boots with his feet. 7. Zlatan once took an IQ-test and the IQ-test immdiatly got updated. 8. Zlatan once met the Pope and made him become a muslim and then a cristian again. 9. When Zlatan crosses the immigration boards the officers shows their passport to Zlatan. 10. Zlatan once went out for bike ride and accidentaly won the " Tour D'France ". 11. When Zlatan and the priest sat in the confession chair the priest confessed his sins for Zlatan. 12. When Zlatan chops onions the onion cries. 13. When Zlatan sleeps the dream dreams about Zlatan. 14. Zlatan got shot once and now the bullet is in critical condition. 15. When Zlatan comes to your wedding you become the best man. 16. Zlatan can hear sign language. 17. Jesus could walk on water, Zlatan can swim through land. 18. Man U signed a contract to play for Zlatan. 19. 911 calls Zlatan for help. 20. Once Zlatan got the corona virus,now the virus is in quarantine. 21. Zlatan won a staring contest against Mona Lisa. 22. When Neil Armstrong was on his way to the moon,Zlatan was already on his way back home from the moon. 23. When Zlatan takes a shower the soap gets clean. 24. The corona virus wears a mask now after touching Zlatan.

Zlatan killed two STONES with one BIRD

Only Zlatan can pull out and have eleven babies.

Every morning Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock.

4:53 Zlatan is about to give the referee a Red Card 🤣🤣

without a doubt probably the most honest, in-your-face football player that has ever walked this earth.

4:41 Zlatan doesn't come to you. You come to Zlatan.

There will never be another Zlatan. I hope he continues to play into his 50's!😃

I don’t even generally watch football but this man is something else 🤣🤣🤣

4:50 Zlatan doesn't goes to the referee, the referee goes to Zlatan.

I felt bad for the reporter that was also a camera guy lmfao

I love how he’s either having fun, gets angry or is just bored.

When Zlatan went to college, the college got a diploma

If I was a journalist, I'd be so scared to interview him, he would just embarrass me and make me take up knitting instead lol

The greatest and most lovable ego in the history of sport

Zlatan was sent to the principal’s office in high school. The principal is still in the detention room

Zlatan is the kind of guy that you wanna have as friend but not as an enemy

When King Zlatan Scores, the opponents better celebrate his goal...🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

when Zlatan comes to your house, you're the guest

When Neil Armstrong went to the moon, Zlatan's footprint was already there.

3:07 Zlatan : "And you know better football than me ?" Journalist : "No" Zlatan : "So why are you talking ?" End of the game

Zlatan once pissed is a truck's gas tank.That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

He is just unexplainably good ...n the best striker in the world ..viva la Zlatan ibrahimovic 👍

When Zlatan was born, he cut off the doctor's umbilical cord.

Do you ever look at a comment and think "why didn't I write that ?"

5:33 Only Zlatan could pull out and still have eleven babies

Zlatans dream team: Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan Coach: Zlatan

Zlatan : You're a journalist or a camera guy Journalist : Am a journalist Zlatan :So why are you holding the camera

"This country doesn't deserve Psg" "Vive la France!"

I don't even enjoy or watch football -- but Zlatan is Zlatan.

Zlatan does not have a big ego. All he does is speak his mind. We need more of this.

This guy is one of my favorite football strikers of all time 😂

i think about whether the world will have a legend like him again

Zlatan reprents the honest person inside all of us.We mostly fear to say what is on our minds to show false respect to other people.I wish more of us could be just frank with each other.

"Are you a journalist or a camera guy?" "A camera guy." "So why you holding the camera?" King Zlatan 😂

When Zlatan got his drivers license, the rules of the road were changed. “When approaching Zlatan, you must give way”

Zlatan sleeps with the lights on. Not because he is scared of the Dark, but because the Dark is scared of Zlatan

Zlatan's conversation with reporter: *Reporter*: So will PSG win the next game? *Zlatan*: Only God knows. *Reporter*: Where is God? *Zlatan*: You're speaking to him right now

ibrahimovic was caught for speeding, luckily he let the officer off with a warning, the officer was never seen again

Hello Zlatan Thank you for your great football and the great interwies. The world of sport needs personalities like you, Zlatan! I wish you all the best! With sporty greetings Raphael Wellig

I felt like 11 babies around me 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 best one

Zlatan is basically the Chuck Norris of the football world.

"When Zlatan comes to your house, he gives you the Wi-fi password ".

When the defenders tackle zlatan, they injured themselvs.

I don't know if he is the best person but I really like him being honest and true to himself. And my favorite. definitely.

From all the Footballers in the world, Zlatan is the only one whose reality show I would watch. The guy is such a unique figure lmao.

Zlatan's phone number: 911

zlatan is a great guy, his smile tells us that he has a good soul.

"PSG doesn't deserve to be in this country, we're better than all of you" Straight facts

Zlatan: "Follow me, follow me, nobody talks". Reporter: "Why nobody talks?". Zlatan "Because I am the boss". Ha ha ha ha ha!!! LOVE this guy :D

"nobody talks" "why?" "cause İ'm the boss" xD hahahaha

I just love this man without any reason ❤️

These zlatan comments are the cure for depression 😂😂

His birthday celebrates Zlatan.

I love how the French people talk so much shit about Zlatan since he said the bad words about them. Please understand, YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT ZLATAN. He does everything for PSG..

When Zlatan celebrates birthday He wishes others

One of the best players and one of the best person in football ever 💪🏻

What a boss

Zlatan is soccer's Chuck Norris

He has the exact same mentality and demeanour as the players i grew up playing with in Sweden projects. We used to behave like this against eachother and i love it, the competivness

'Time' asks"Can I get more Zlatan?"

Zlatan does not comment. Comments Zlatans!

He's adorable.

Zlatan is a great player and a wonderful person.... His personality makes him exceptional.... wherever he is whatever he is doing it's his own unique style.....

When Zlatan takes the plane, the pilot applauds for him at the end of the flight.

1:45 there's a match going on and ibrahs just sorting out his ponytail 😂😂what a bender .

Zlatan doesn’t come to the referee when he calls him, referee comes to Zlatan 4:45

When Zlatan speaks of himself in the third person, it cracks me up.

When the referee calls Zlatan to come, the referee comes at him.

1:10 he says "FLASH!" IM DYING XD

Football will not be the same without Zlatan!

France still doesn't deserve PSG, even with Zlatan out of town.

Nobody: Zlatan: “ follow me, follow me, nobody talks” Reporters: why can we talk Zlatan: “ cause I’m the boss” Nahh his crazy 😂😂😂

Zlatan was the one who killed the "Dead sea".

03:40 because i'm the boss! LOOOOOOOOOOOL killed it!!!!)))

Intelligent, spirit & mind, muscle, hard working, strong ❤️, arrogant, this is Golden boy - Zlatan

When Zlatan goes to a website, the website accepts his cookies.

When Zlatan left the house, he said to his dad : your the man in the house now.

4:40 when zlatan plays with a little bit aggression and does a foul, the referees request him if he is ok to be booked.

Zlatan’s interviews are the greatest.

This man is such a genius! There is no other player who is more unique. Maybe CR7 is similar, but Zlatan is Zlatan and there will be never again someone like him. Can't imagine he is going to end his career one day...

Welcome to Zlatan Manchester United!!

lmao this guy, a legend ^^

People who came back to watch this after his retirement are legends

I can't wait to see he managing a team 😁💀