"Execute order 66"

Hey, schit. you even toe tyour ewith toeroeuroe your waist down on the edge of the park and sits on top of her 🔝 head on her shoulder right away lol and looks around you and kisses 😚 her chin up and looks around and walks towards the sun eon eye wview and smiles softly at her cheek and stares at the park with

flatty platty

Well the Twomad bit aged as well as the Queen Elizabeth bit

8:22

Kettle cooked chips

fly high, slot machine. 🕊️❤️‍🩹

Super weird question but whats that low sound affect that keeps playing in the clip at 15:39 would be amazing in a horror film or smth lol, like stuff being shoved around in another room Sounds like a low note on double bass to me but im not 100% sure

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"the telebrush helps to touch yo- to keep in touch with your friends"

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I am so depressed since I can't find the vod of this stream and it may have been taken down for all I know

ur name sounds like shat

Shat

schlatt fell off after stopping these

Remember, kids. Never gamble

I shouldn't've been eating while that "stop and receive this feeling" video came on. Almost choked lmao

:)

as a graphic design student, i agree with every little bit of this vid

I used to scare the dick off me booting up 98se with the speakers turned on

14:59 it’s obama

erick andre show for gamers

I love vampirez.

I work at a fast food place, we serve custard. You can drink vanilla extract, I did. It tastes like straight dogshit. It’s extremely bitter, and does not I repeat DOES NOT mix well with buffalo sauce.

as a girl ive been looking for ways to become funnier, now i finally can be! After smoking funny sticks theres nothing that can slow me down, i mean my asthma has been getting worse but thats ok!

i swear every tier list he wears the first family shirt

SUOMI MAINITTU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gonna drink schlatt’s titty milk

i like to crush cheetos puffy with the roof of my mouth

SUOMI MAINITTU!!!!!! (FINLAND MENTIONED!!!!!!)

8:40 but... It's free, right?

I lov vampires

Jesus is the only good person in the history of humanity, and yet people try to relentlessly mock Him...

British Schlatt is the most weirdest thing I had ever heard😨😨

4:22 💀💀💀

21:04 I WANT IT GIMME ITS SO FUCKING CUTE

I never thought I'd sympathize with the man responsible for penning "The Final Solution to the Ape Question" but boy howdy do I relate to his attitude in regards to Baby Gronk and mech keyboards. It feels like just yesterday when you wanted a mech keyboard your options were Cherry MX or dogshit filth chinese clones and every time I open the news it says some dumb shit like "Yung Areola flexes drip and rizz in leaked texts with TikTok star Joanne Faewylde Michaels"

2:58 bro is wearing a six flags hoodie

Cookie Crisp is so gas bro

2:11 After Schlatt said "9", my drunk ass immediately said "11" out loud Something is fucking wrong with me (Edit: 8:03 the water to my house has fucking E. Coli in it at borderline dangerous levels. That kid complaining about the taste of water better shut his mouth)

18:23 - 19:07 fukin hilarious

22:00

3:54 it starts off watery and then gets really creamy ass drink

i love you jschlatt

Bro acting as if he wasnt an internet celebrity

Ok i am now getting why you shut down the po box

what did you do to the minecraft cereal

god its even weirder seeing him with just a mustache than being clean shaven

i love how the german cereal has better names such as Frosted flakes=frosties or cinnamon toast crunch= cinni mini

15:39 My favorite clip. 🤭