No diddy

My Grandma stole my virginity mmmmmmm

Q: why is the uk so bad at chess? A: because they already lost a queen!

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

Ayo NO P DIDDY

Why you sound like dat😂

Did you know the w in Africa stands for water

Dude jokes are getting darker than the lines in KFC 😂

Hey what's the worst thing you can yell in a bingo game

"Slaves should be free!" MMMMM💀

Wake

I got money 'Mmmm"

Ayo 🤫🤫🤨🤨🤨

My guy said Beijing ah helll nawh

Trash

Trash

He meant “Mate”.

I’m black but of course he going to guess watermelon and get it right

Get up 😩

"You gonna join!!" Fucking killed me

Yo sus my guy

Filter name

Shake

Insane mode

That was a little homosexual

comback of the century

I want KFC mmmmmm

P be making males turn around that's P no dizzy 🔥

Ok that's pretty funny

What is the big similarity between "strong, independent" women entering 30 and Ayrton Senna? They both hit the wall really hard.

Im michael Jacksony MMM

P is catching a case, that's P no kiddies

What's princess diana's favorite Meatloaf song?? Paradise by the dashboard light.

Bro Micheal don’t do that that’s p diddy 💀

"who lives in the pineapple under the sea" MMMMMM

"i've still got my virginity" MMMMM

The Kobe one was out of pocket😭💀

No one gonna call out the one guy sus af 😂

“Buy one get one free😩”

Fire

he said playboi carti he wins

Oh!!! thats my cake

Bruh the first dude thinks he is always the funniest

What's the difference between 8 year old and prostitute? $10 means more to a 8 year old

Nah I had Cleveland easy

Bro I had to think about what he said then I said OH ITS HAUL ITS HAUL

It was HAUL

All you would love to be in he's bed 💯😅

Shiddy diddy fiddlers

"I gave her the D" "I wish it was me" This would have probably made everyone laugh😂