10 Minutes of Jimmy Carr Roasting Religions! | Jimmy Carr
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7 місяців томуOh. My. God. Here's 10 minutes of Jimmy Carr taking you to Church.
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@lillian6076 7 місяців тому
Jimmy giving trigger warnings before his videos is peak 2023
@francistaylor1822 7 місяців тому
A little uncharacteristic of him
@JodyHwd 7 місяців тому
@@francistaylor1822 Yes. But so much better than him getting cancelled !!
@saimbhat6243 7 місяців тому
Nobody takes religion seriously in europe anymore. He should be more worried if he makes jokes about gender or something. As far as the religion of Christianity goes, nobody is going to get offended. Because to get offended you need to have reverence, sense of divinity/holiness, sense of SACREDNESS etc. etc. stuff for your faith. But well, nobody uses these words anymore. I dont even believe that anybody even knows what these words used to refer to in ancient days.
@goldenpony822 7 місяців тому
@@saimbhat6243makes yoy wonder about the few hundreds of believers following pope Francis' moves across the continent to protest against him. Is that nobody, just a loud minority? Who do they represent and in which quantities? Enough to have national political parties entering that talk.
@Trigger-Warning 7 місяців тому
Jimmy gives trigger warnings for American audiences and muslims. They have no sense of humor. AND they believe in a fake god who murders people and they pretend to know what they god thinks and who he wants them to hurt. They judge others and forgive themselves.
@AtamMardes 5 місяців тому
"Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool." Voltaire
@billysastard8779 4 місяці тому
Thank you.
@HarryNicNicholas 3 місяці тому
mark twain, but okay.
@macgregor3184 3 місяці тому
Not even funny I am afraid
@mushbone 3 місяці тому
@@macgregor3184Don't be scared.
@Lookmaxxed_Pikachu_69 3 місяці тому
@@macgregor3184be not afraid
@purpleprinc3 7 місяців тому
If an illegal immigrant and a priest get into a fight, is it still Alien vs. Predator?
@AntitheistHuman 7 місяців тому
vs Pedophile yeah
@christopherharris6145 7 місяців тому
😂
@zamolxezamolxe8131 7 місяців тому
Underrated comment
@hazukichanx408 7 місяців тому
Knock-off movie makers be like... "Write that down, write that down!"
@fins59 7 місяців тому
That is gold, I'm going to adapt it to "Have you seen that movie about an illegal immigrant and a priest? Alien vs Predator"
@eladlevy9494 4 місяці тому
Don't apologize for your art, man. You're saying important stuff. Great material!
@wozzywick 7 місяців тому
“I don’t think Phil Collins is a good drummer” was the most offensive thing in the whole video!
@purpleprinc3 7 місяців тому
Listen to me now Mama, MAMA, MAMAAAA!! *drum roll* different song but still...but I do like Collins of Phil.
@MonkeyJedi99 7 місяців тому
@@purpleprinc3 I also like Phil Collins for giving us Lily Collins. Wowza!
@user-ux9zg5oz7f 7 місяців тому
Class act !! 😹❤️🏴
@ethanclairville6434 7 місяців тому
Omg... yes! I made an out-of-line face to that only!
@DrWho-vc2go 7 місяців тому
Yeh! He should have been honest, and said he was crap.
@MegaLoucon 7 місяців тому
Making fun of religion is hilarious and more people should do it.
@johncoops6897 7 місяців тому
We all do much as we can. But it's like preaching to the converted 😂
@matthewfoy4202 7 місяців тому
Oh we do. 😊
@304enjoyer3 7 місяців тому
But it’s bad to make fun of mentally challenged
@johncoops6897 7 місяців тому
@@304enjoyer3 - not really, that's why they were "created". 😃
@FreeThinkingRealist 7 місяців тому
except Islam... right?
@barryabberton1043 7 місяців тому
Loved those in the crowd with their arms folded and a scowl on their face. Cannot talk about the sky daddy like that. Bahahahahahaha.
@freemagicfun 7 місяців тому
I saw some of them... why would they go see him? This is what I expect from him, and I am loving it. 😎
@RedFoxwithTubeSocks-hi7jj 7 місяців тому
Probably muslims just waiting for him to say something mean, so they can allahu akbar his arse.
@tnbrfller 7 місяців тому
I saw a Jimmy Carr performance this last Summer, and it was just brilliant. I don't recall be personally offended by anything he said ! But then again i'm not an idiot, or religious.
@sandyn3384 3 місяці тому
😂😂
@joeterezaboss6801 3 місяці тому
Haha ,cry about it after death , repent n believe in atleast a supreme being
@Metal73Mike 6 місяців тому
“We have to learn to tolerate each other. We have to learn to put up with the fact that some people will say things we don’t like.” - Bertrand Russell in an interview in 1959 when asked if he would have a message to future generations... Thanks for sharing and keep at them Jimmy !
@trollthetroller2 6 місяців тому
Say that to a Muslim 😢
@jonharrison9222 6 місяців тому
Say that to Caroline Farrel.
@hasan_z 5 місяців тому
@@trollthetroller2 i read it
@bugsygender3375 14 днів тому
when people who say things that we don't like then take action and affect my life, as in creating rules or laws that restrict what I can do BECAUSE of what they say/believe, then tolerating them is no longer appropriate for me.
@kurtkish6970 13 днів тому
He’s actually a Great drummer! He just is an average singer and ruined Genesis. There.
@Deditzy. 7 місяців тому
You had me at”… it contains quite strong stuff!” 😂😂😂
@HerrMau 7 місяців тому
Love it when comedians have the guts to call out religions for what they are without fear of repercussion
@Aceofheartless 7 місяців тому
I think you mean a religion, it’s not like he talked about a lot of them 😂🤷♀️
@krionic 7 місяців тому
except Muslims... don't be an idiot.
@lopave6 7 місяців тому
He is just doing jokes, just jokes, he will lose every debate with a religious leader with what he said here.
@DrWho-vc2go 7 місяців тому
@@Aceofheartless He def talked about Church of England. Muslim, and Roman Catholic. That's more than A religion.
@DrWho-vc2go 7 місяців тому
@@lopave6 I seriously doubt that. Put Jimmy in a room with a Catholic priest and a choir boy, he'll feel lonely, and left out of the conversation. 🤣🤣🤣
@TheTruthKiwi 7 місяців тому
Massive respect to Jimmy for not being afraid to offend the gullible, deluded, ignorant superstitionists. Bravo good sir 👍
@callmestan117 7 місяців тому
He can't do these much against Islam and you know why 😢
@TheTruthKiwi 7 місяців тому
@@callmestan117Yeah because the f'n psycho's might blow him up! 😂
@ZesPak 7 місяців тому
@@callmestan117 It's basically all Catholic because that's what he knows and grew up with?
@nbandpinportugal 7 місяців тому
@@user-kr4rz5hn4n No.
@nimmha6708 7 місяців тому
there's a difference between courage and stupidity. It's known that muslims usually do not accept even the lightest joke about their prophets, god or quran. @@user-kr4rz5hn4n
@thomasmount7388 5 місяців тому
i can't believe the audience didn't get the 'you have to finish that in your own head, somewhat ironically.' I was dying!
@davidshepherd397 6 місяців тому
Jimmy we as the people of the planet need comedians like you. keep it up.
@thomasdevine867 7 місяців тому
I don't see myself as a lapsed Catholic. I prefer the term escapee.
@marysimons8900 7 місяців тому
Or a recovering Catholic
@HumansAreShitFactories 4 місяці тому
Escaping from the shackles of your own mind. Intelligent people aren’t trapped in the first place.
@dennislake8890 10 днів тому
My wife always says she's a recovering catholic
@ultravirez 4 місяці тому
Summed it up perfectly. Imaginary friend is also how I describe faith.
@kgal9657 2 місяці тому
"Benevolent zombie coming back to save you," I'll go ahead and log that away lmao
@willdixon2349 23 дні тому
I used that line in a comment to some raving Bible-basher - He blocked me !
@jeffphakenewz8556 5 місяців тому
I'm an oldster, but new to Jimmy Carr. Love his delivery.
@thisislilraskal 7 місяців тому
This is pure gold. Love ya Jimmy
@clownbasher2911 7 місяців тому
Thanks for kicking ass, love from the Netherlands!
@josephbelisle5792 5 місяців тому
Bloody brilliant. Love it. I could listen to this for hours.
@thomasstengel7356 4 місяці тому
Jimmy Carr is an absolute savage. And, I love it.
@kathrynwhittaker9007 5 місяців тому
You speak so much truth and you gave me a huge laugh. Keep it up. Love this content
@roundninja 7 місяців тому
Look, I can tolerate dark humor, even offensive humor, but when he said bishops move diagonally that crossed a line.
@HoangNguyen-rd6qy 7 місяців тому
No it doesn't. Bishops only move diagonally, so they only ever cross corners, no lines.
@Gabor.P. 7 місяців тому
@ItApproaches 6 місяців тому
@@HoangNguyen-rd6qy/Whoosh! You missed his point, he made a joke. By going diagonally they are CROSSING LINES lol.
@redi08 6 місяців тому
@@ItApproachesthat’s what he said. Bishop don’t cross lines but corners
@user-mv3qm4qh8l 6 місяців тому
humor or comedy doesn't have limits.
@caseyjfreeman 6 місяців тому
I needed a laugh. Thank you.
@Jonc85 7 місяців тому
Legend. I’d love to see Jimmy and Ricky Gervais having a good religion discussion:) - absolutely brilliant.
@kevinmottram9491 7 місяців тому
Chuck in Eddie Izzard and it would be golden!
@cryalot378 7 місяців тому
that would change the world (for good lol) :D
@raktimmukherjee9407 6 місяців тому
I agree.
@merlin_24 5 місяців тому
Ricky Gervais sold out to the conservatives unfortunately
@lordaragon901 5 місяців тому
@@kevinmottram9491George Carlin too
@roellek16 7 місяців тому
Love it Jimmy!!
@AntitheistHuman 7 місяців тому
You sir are a trustworthy person and we should be happy to have someone like you out there, at least helping to make the world not so bad as it is.
@DanJay1983 5 місяців тому
Define “bad” and “good”.
@AntitheistHuman 5 місяців тому
@@DanJay1983 what game are you trying to play sir?
@dryfox11 3 місяці тому
@@DanJay1983Good and bad are both social constructs, adjectives applied to subjective opinions. Hope this helps.
@hughbarton5743 6 місяців тому
Great work!! Nice to hear you speak out. If UKposts existed around 200AD ( and let you speak, of course ) perhaps in the subsequent centuries, enough people would be saying: "You know, this Carr fellow might be on to something".... and the world be markedly improved. Thank you, Mr. Carr!
@mehallica666 3 місяці тому
Religion certainly did it's best to hold back science and discovery for long enough. I'm sure Galileo would have testified to that fact (if the Church hadn't killed him).
@hillbillydeluxe27 7 місяців тому
I remember watching Jimmy Carr hosting a game show years ago( English version of family feud, maybe?) and he was totally hilarious.
@blakestormcrow6275 7 місяців тому
8 Out of 10 Cats? Also the Big Quiz of the Year. Hilarious stuff 😂
@nahuelma97 6 місяців тому
Also 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown. That's how I met him and my life's been better since 😂
@nahuelma97 6 місяців тому
He has a new game show called I Literally Just Told You that's also pretty great. It's just incredibly funny. Both the contestants and him
@hillbillydeluxe27 6 місяців тому
@@nahuelma97 😎👍
@hillbillydeluxe27 6 місяців тому
@@nahuelma97 😎👍
@CC-vw1cs 5 місяців тому
Brilliant made my evening 😁
@raktimmukherjee9407 6 місяців тому
I absolutely loved it Jimmy
@dushi1903 7 місяців тому
I was raised a Catholic and used to be an alter boy. I always used to sneak in back of the alter and eat the wafers and drink the wine. I don’t go to church anymore😂
@DrWho-vc2go 7 місяців тому
Not since the Priest caught you, and made you bend over......
@anitakephart3851 7 місяців тому
It's altar boy not alter
@incumbentvinyl9291 6 місяців тому
*altar boy
@jonathanyoung8109 6 місяців тому
Wow, and you’re still alive?
@user-mv3qm4qh8l 6 місяців тому
why wouldn't he be alive? @@jonathanyoung8109
@reijiorochi 6 місяців тому
Always love watching Jimmy Carr. Dude is balancing on a string with his jokes
@Fubar2024 5 місяців тому
Absolutely perfect!!
@mr.rainbowlovescoffee 7 місяців тому
Thank you puppet Man for sharing this funny stuff😂
@whereisshaz 6 місяців тому
Loved it 😂 truth needs to be told 👌
@confusiondelusion4569 7 місяців тому
Gentle Jimmy is not a thing...thats why he is beloved 😂
@weskal5490 6 місяців тому
Great stuff as always!
@normang663 3 місяці тому
Love you jmmy, thanks for coming to Jakarta last month. 90 mins of nonstop laughter
@tteft 7 місяців тому
Jimmy is my kind of comedian
@betty-joymoreau4363 7 місяців тому
This is funny 😆 love it.
@MrPecikllasi 6 місяців тому
Love you Jimmy! You are the best!
@RoyRage14 7 місяців тому
LOVE IT!!!!😂😂🖤🖤
@AmgAmg-xn4yr 6 місяців тому
Great job Keep it up From Argentina
@GeeVanderplas 7 місяців тому
Now I am offended, Phil Collins is an amazing drummer!
@larryparis925 Місяць тому
This is excellent. And truthful.
@georgesos 7 місяців тому
Wow,we need warning In a comedy show not to offend morons...I feel for you Jimmy.
@MonkeyJedi99 7 місяців тому
I need to talk to Jimmy's supervisor! Right NOW!!! - some Karen, everywhere.
@mj8495 7 місяців тому
Maybe it was just part of the....comedy? 😂
@cryalot378 7 місяців тому
maybe, just maybe it's meant for the younger audience (since you can't really control that on the internet)
@cryalot378 7 місяців тому
Jimmy, my national treasure
@Thinkforwardnow 7 місяців тому
He did a trivia thing at the beginning of lockdown that was excellent. British folks are fabulous. My wife and I watch only British shows now. Damn I miss Sean Lock.
@zapkvr 7 місяців тому
Lock. For Christ's sake
@dougmurphy1777 6 місяців тому
Please never change, Jimmy!
@N8T1V3-5F 4 місяці тому
Oh I love this thank you so much.
@michaelfitzhugh4305 7 місяців тому
Love ya Jimmy. Keep roasting
@geasonmorralace9563 7 місяців тому
God i love this guy !
@mahmoudedi9989 7 місяців тому
Love you man once funny always funny
@microzoo3775 6 місяців тому
Awesome Material! I'd love to watch you live when you come to Colombia... I hope that'd be... soon ... I'll wait seated.
@flyguyry1 Місяць тому
Lol
@carmenmccauley1235 3 місяці тому
Love you!!! So hilarious!!
@socat9311 6 місяців тому
Religion is comedic on its own
@mikefufuffalo8487 7 місяців тому
These were all great. Amazing you have to put a warning before this. Should say, "Sorry to all the religious, you won't like this. It contains the truth, and I know you all hate that." =)
@fernandoorozco5968 7 місяців тому
I love this guy
@ronohamon4600 7 місяців тому
I like this guy 😂😂
@rexnewman3859 7 місяців тому
I love offensive comedians even when they insult my belief system because I can appreciate the humour in it all
@TheOmegaXicor 7 місяців тому
The beauty of comedians is they don't mock your faith they mock a caricature of your faith, as long as you know the specifics of your faith then it won't offend you.
@mj8495 7 місяців тому
@@TheOmegaXicorThe problem is that some religions are entirely caricatures in practice
@chadbrad8100 7 місяців тому
because they r right lmao
@Mrfairchap 7 місяців тому
It's not an insult though; it's just an alternative opinion.
@RedFoxwithTubeSocks-hi7jj 7 місяців тому
*"I love offensive comedians even when they insult my belief system..."* Tell me you're not a muslim without telling me you're not a muslim.
@michealfickling4676 5 місяців тому
Your comedy is amazing.
@FoundaPeanut 7 місяців тому
I wish I could like this several times.
@agentsmith2378 6 місяців тому
Such a savage i luv it 😂
@emielvonbartels7408 7 місяців тому
Me and the girlfriend are seeing your show in Rotterdam tomorrow. We're super excited! Hopefully we can get a picture before the show, hah
@sudhanvakashyap297 7 місяців тому
how did it go?
@user-mv3qm4qh8l 6 місяців тому
HE WAS IN ROTTERDAM! DAMN i live there, i didn't knew he would come!
@nathanspark4876 25 днів тому
Bro u r a gift to human race, keep up!
@user-eu1el9jr9d Місяць тому
More people should say this. Thank you for these great laughs.
@ahlija 7 місяців тому
You know you wanna watch when he says dont watch this 😂
@cmhk9 7 місяців тому
I’m a huge fan. I love the dark stuff.
@nileswift 7 місяців тому
Bloody fantastic Jimmy 😅😅😅😅😅
@kit_K8 7 місяців тому
The intro 😂😂😂😂 omfg
@JodyHwd 7 місяців тому
Love your work Jimmy. Hope you never get cancelled !! Is there anymore Cats does Countdown I can look forward to?
@kishiyomo993 7 місяців тому
We have commanded people to honour their parents. But if they urge you to associate with Me what you have no knowledge of, then do not obey them. To Me you will ˹all˺ return, and then I will inform you of what you used to do. 29:8
@gijgij4541 7 місяців тому
My mother was a psychopath, why should my sisters and I honour the old witch?@@kishiyomo993
@JaworekPlay 7 місяців тому
@@kishiyomo993 don't take drugs and comment 🤣
@kishiyomo993 7 місяців тому
@@JaworekPlay We have commanded people to honour their parents. But if they urge you to associate with Me what you have no knowledge of, then do not obey them. To Me you will ˹all˺ return, and then I will inform you of what you used to do. 29:8
@mehallica666 3 місяці тому
@@kishiyomo993I guess you didn't take his advice on not doing drugs and commenting?
@ReleaseMyKrakken 7 місяців тому
8:12 i died laughing that was so good
@daskritterhaus5491 7 місяців тому
0:29 very responsible intri. cant wait to watch !!! clever !!! the BEST comedy based on TRUTH because we can IDENTIFY AND LAUGH AT OURSELVES.
@JohnSmith-tm3zh 7 місяців тому
Hilarious as always BUT it's a sad world when you have to put in the disclaimer. Don't worry about triggering anyone... stuff em!
@JaworekPlay 7 місяців тому
Absolute gold Jimmy! Love your work. And I absolutely agree with your opinion about religion.
@brucefranklin1317 5 місяців тому
Love his take on religions...so spot on...
@antoinettejoubert 6 місяців тому
Love it! !
@monastero 7 місяців тому
And the truth is even worse. The guy is right!!!! I will follow his words!!! Lol
@Darth8Sidious 7 місяців тому
The idea of comedy is to make jokes and make people enjoy life. If people don’t like the jokes or material I ask people like that just don’t watch it. And let the rest of us enjoy it. 👊👍
@purpleprinc3 7 місяців тому
Humour is meant to disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed. That quote was originally about art but I think it also works here.
@user-hx4wz2px5k 7 місяців тому
Bloody well done!
@chadbrad8100 7 місяців тому
lol British
@user-mv3qm4qh8l 6 місяців тому
lol American @@chadbrad8100
@snekoza 6 місяців тому
I´d love to see you live, hope you have planned trip to Czech republic soon...
@sammuslu2992 7 місяців тому
A national treasure 😅,we love you Jimmy!😚
@victorparent 6 місяців тому
Thanks for the short, yet accurate disclaimer. It not only protects but honors you, kin sir.
@zingerinc 6 місяців тому
Outstanding ! 😂
@djhush9598 7 місяців тому
this is awesome
@marcd1981 7 місяців тому
I haven't seen Jimmy's newer material, and seeing this video that was posted just 7 days ago had me asking right away if he is alright health-wise. He has obviously lost a lot of weight, I'm hoping it was intentionally.
@SaintlyAussie 7 місяців тому
Hes just older like the rest of us.
@Phehistyr 7 місяців тому
He has had quite a bit of plastic surgery done. You can find videos of him talking about it.
@LouisianaJesse 7 місяців тому
Looks like he’s got AIDS
@markwegner6100 7 місяців тому
Cancer
@user-pw6ei2mn7x 7 місяців тому
Yes I got a fright too..Take care Jimmy
@kohatenclave 6 місяців тому
Last joke was most shocking and fucking hilarious.
@andreferreira1758 7 місяців тому
Splendid!
@Andrew_Yewtuhov 7 місяців тому
Yeeep man, you are right about this 👍
@purpleprinc3 7 місяців тому
048 "Unless of course you're Muslim, then there definitely is a God, I'm not a fucking idiot" 🤣🤣👌
@carolinebjerkelund767 7 місяців тому
Your religious jokes are just telling the truth about religion. Well done.
@XAE_A_Xii 6 місяців тому
people like you think think they are the smartest and know everything. Religious people at least don't say they know, they say they believe.
@carolinebjerkelund767 6 місяців тому
@@XAE_A_Xii People like you still believe in Santa Claus
@dannymcwilliams422 6 місяців тому
that's an awful thing to say, especially since its Santa's birthday next month
@carolinebjerkelund767 6 місяців тому
@@dannymcwilliams422 lol
@Home8rew 6 місяців тому
@@XAE_A_XiiThat doesn’t make you sound any more intelligent you know
@nexusfxgen3449 6 місяців тому
love this guy
@OeHomestead 6 місяців тому
Keep op the good work mate
@celinejohnston3694 7 місяців тому
Love when comedians mock religion. Good going, Jimmy Carr💪⚛️🇮🇪...
@theautisticdoomgod 4 місяці тому
YOU ARE AN IRISH ATHEIST????? LET'S GO, ME TOO!! ⚛️🇮🇪⚛️🇮🇪⚛️🇮🇪⚛️🇮🇪
@abc-dj3dx 7 місяців тому
Loved it!!!! Make 'em squirm, it's good for them!!!!! LOL
@nigelscott1922 7 місяців тому
Bring it on Jimmy
@shantimau4702 5 місяців тому
Totally hilarious!!!
@nolife2283 7 місяців тому
When are you coming to Australia Jimmy!?
@0li_vi_er 7 місяців тому
He wasn't convicted for his tax avoidance, and in any case, that's not enough to be deported to Australia...
@kingda117 7 місяців тому
I think his girlfriend and the occasional porn are all he needs. I too do not perv on Australia.
@alleylawrance695 7 місяців тому
That’s the most underrated comment. But sadly just like food for poor people. Not everyone will get it.
@GreyAzazel 7 місяців тому
@@0li_vi_erA British guy goes through Australian Immigration. The Immigration Official asks: "Have you had any prior convictions?" The Brit responds: "I didn't think that was still required."
@mehallica666 3 місяці тому
@@GreyAzazelDelicious.
@zxr-cade2026 7 місяців тому
Bravo Jimmy keep calling out all these fictional religions
@kishiyomo993 7 місяців тому
Every soul will taste death. And you will only receive your full reward on the Day of Judgment. Whoever is spared from the Fire and is admitted into Paradise will ˹indeed˺ triumph, whereas the life of this world is no more than the delusion of enjoyment. 3:185
@euronyms 7 місяців тому
@@kishiyomo993 😂😂😂
@kishiyomo993 7 місяців тому
Whoever Allah wills to guide, He opens their heart to Islam. But whoever He wills to leave astray, He makes their chest tight and constricted as if they were climbing up into the sky. This is how Allah dooms those who disbelieve. 6:125
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