16 Minutes Of Nikki Glaser On Sex Positivity

2 роки тому

Nikki Glaser has some interesting sex advice that will have you laughing and thinking.
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@hammer-r 2 роки тому

Don’t salt the food before you try it. Lol. Priceless.

@christopherjeverud8543 2 роки тому

Respect the chef😅

@ericdavis2928 2 роки тому

Lmao

@deannas2778 2 роки тому

Bro for real though 😂😂😂 my ex used to do that

@danielkampf3732 2 роки тому

Love her program. Watching it again and again

@jollyharding829 Рік тому

⁰⁰4

@swagger234 2 роки тому

"by 22 I had blossomed.....into a blackout drunk" I'm WHEEZING

@earlnation720 2 роки тому

She is so freakin funny it is unreal. Stand up, roasts, interviews, she is one of the funnier people alive.

@claudinastewart9203 Рік тому

your awesome 👌

@lockandloadlikehell Рік тому

Goes on about her vag Her a/ zzzz getting fked, and shtting Got the small, faintly bright, painted on beady tribal eyes, the nose, the forehead 1/2" of caked on make-up (they gotta tell the camera guy not to zoom in) and the wrinkles and the flabby underarms No misdirection, typical fe-mail just talking (mainly about her grosso body and bodily functions), and reciting; not telling jokes... and, occasionally making noises. Everyday Theo Von's podcast is 3x as funny "funny" for the easily entertained She's not horrific- just meh

@markdaniels7174 6 місяців тому

Her roasting is the best, and makes the loss of Greg Giraldo easier to take. As for her stand-ups, I’ve now seen three and apparently sex is the only thing she ever talks about. Which is fine, but… come on. You don’t have any other subjects?

@Last_Chance. 5 днів тому

@@markdaniels7174what else is there? Sex is all I think about. Adidas

@papagrounds 2 роки тому

"...resembles a hastily packed suitcase" 🤣 Lost my shit with that image in my head 😂

@tghooker5123 2 роки тому

The yummy in my tummy line is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time, I got tears during this.

@jv-lk7bc 2 роки тому

well, sometimes..

@luthermazziller175 2 роки тому

And then she goes sometimes, then "I'm a whore, actually a pretty big whore," meaning that most of the time she likes it. She throws a lot of stuff in that you need to read between lines. Very witty.... and hot at the same time!

@dennish300 2 роки тому

and her tummy is awesome!

@colettejaques2559 5 місяців тому

@@jv-lk7bc😂always phoool

@dalriadajohannsen 2 роки тому

I love Nikki 🤣 She is keeping it real

@4Everlast 2 роки тому

More like spreading and holding it open.

@Last_Chance. 5 днів тому

Real sexy

@Ggoodlad1 Рік тому

Nikki is SUPER-funny! My wife walked by while I was watching, and couldn't believe it. She laughed her ass off too! We're over 50 as well.

@lockandloadlikehell Рік тому

I wouldn't go around admitting that to stangers if I were you

@Last_Chance. 5 днів тому

Awesome wife brother. I hope one day I can find a queen like that

@DocReeg 2 роки тому

I love the awareness in her young black girl Disney joke. Both hilarious and sadly accurate at the same time.

@pagefoster6450 2 роки тому

Trttttttttttttttttttttttttypp

@TheMaxKids 2 роки тому

Virtue acknowledged

@sejtaridiss 2 роки тому

I love watching these to forget about all this political madness... aaaaaand here we are, still. I don't know about you, but I have no problem with symphatizing and identiying with characters that are not of my gender, color, nationality, religion... I'm pretty sure that little kids don't give a damn about it and have fun watching whatever they're watching. All of this is just grown ups' obsession.

@salmonsashimi1330 2 роки тому

@@sejtaridiss yea as a black person it’s not political it’s everyday life, I don’t think u get it. as a kid not seeing anyone like u on tv in movies, books etc sucks. I don’t blame u for not understanding tho, it’s just a collective feeling every kid of color has experienced. She nailed the joke it was hilarious and accurate.

@jv-lk7bc 2 роки тому

they made a mermaid one but ...

@jonathanakaplan 2 роки тому

As soon as I finished this, I immediately checked to see if she'd be performing nearby. She was here a few months ago but will be 80 miles away in Austin in January. Bought 2 of the last 2 remaining tickets. She is HILARIOUS.

@erichegwood239 Рік тому

I’m going to see her and Bert Kreischer and Joey Diaz in two weeks and I’m so freakin stoked!!!

@evanlegg7794 2 роки тому

the advice she gave about eating a girl out and then following that up with "youre gay" got me crying lmao

@obviouslyPSM 2 роки тому

the guitar/hand job comparison was HILARIOUS

@davidziff2591 Рік тому

This is hilarious! How you can talk about sex and bodily functions and seem just objective, straightforward, information without any sense of going too far or overdoing it? It's amazing. Great job.

@punkymunkin 2 роки тому

You are back big time. Keep it up - one of the funniest comics out there. We all love you.

@beammeier4997 2 роки тому

OMG I need more of her...so hilarious.

@danielparis5663 2 роки тому

"Im loyal, I'm funny, I do anal" fucking lost it there lmao love her!

@jadestone4290 2 роки тому

This lady is literally my inner dialogue ☠️

@wayneslain9444 Рік тому

I thought after this comment by now you'd have hundreds of guys sliding into your comment section.

@lockandloadlikehell Рік тому

@@wayneslain9444 WAT

@MackNcD Рік тому

@@wayneslain9444 on youtube?

@jackpepperpwb 13 днів тому

I think you meant monologue. Otherwise you might have schizophrenia 😬

@Last_Chance. 5 днів тому

I think I'm in love with you

@captaindeliciouspants6910 2 роки тому

😂 she's such a savage I love her lol

@sarahsyed6460 2 роки тому

Tthhk

@yenkodavi3573 2 роки тому

she not funny at all 😴😴😴😴

@captaindeliciouspants6910 2 роки тому

@@yenkodavi3573 i think the problem is your sense of humor but to each their own. Why you chose to personally tell me your opinion like it matters to me ill never know 🤷‍♂️

@Last_Chance. 5 днів тому

You should see her in the bedroom. Absolute savage

@artkollcaku1411 2 роки тому

A truly underrated comedian.. she’s hilarious

@floresnashvilledrummer Рік тому

She's not underrated. She's everywhere.

@seanripley4539 2 роки тому

You are awesome Nikki! Glad youre sober.

@MS-tm2yz 2 роки тому

This lady must never have trouble picking up a man......such honesty is so refreshing.

@hacker3191000 2 роки тому

she only has trouble keeping them around

@andyp91 2 роки тому

Any halfway decent woman at all has no problem getting men to play with

@estebanslavidastic4382 2 роки тому

Not to mention she’s absolutely stunning….

@PayNoTaxes0GetNoVote 2 роки тому

@@estebanslavidastic4382 🤮 the only thing stunning about her is the number of STDs you'll get

@PayNoTaxes0GetNoVote 2 роки тому

@@andyp91 - you don't even have to be "decent" to get a guy. There will ALWAYS be a dude to poke-n-run

@j.d.harvis9184 2 роки тому

"A hastily packed suitcase." THAT is my suitcase! I love packing and folding!

@QuayNemSorr 2 роки тому

It's so refreshing to hear her talk about sex for a change...

@Mr78bigc 2 роки тому

It's so unlike her...

@estebanslavidastic4382 2 роки тому

I’m ok with it. She’s fucking hot as hell. Seeing a hot woman talk about sex in a funny way? Totally ok with it.

@yoyoyojeremy 2 роки тому

Funny

@Mimi-cq4bg 2 роки тому

Want to like your comment but you have 69 thumbs ups and I can't be that guy

@davet2459 Рік тому

By now we all know that's where her material centers around. If you don't like it or her comedy why are you here?

@aChewyGummyBear 2 роки тому

I love the makeup bit. Girls always say “we don’t wear it for guys” but Nikki just sold them all out

@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 2 роки тому

Lmfao keep telling yourself that. She's a pick me and you're an incel.

@aChewyGummyBear 2 роки тому

@@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 Ok, I will keep telling myself that because I know I’m right.

@SpookeyClown 2 роки тому

She was being satirical. A lot of her acts are like that.

@elhammo7478 2 роки тому

Not really true. I wear it to look good in general. I put on eyeliner on days when I stay at home and see literally no one else, just because I like how I look when I look in the mirror. Women have aesthetic appreciation too. You can appreciate beauty on a non-sexual level. Also, lots of women wear makeup styles that are well known to be not preferred by men, because they like it and other women like it. Sometimes women will do super colorful or creative makeup styles just for the sake of their own enjoyment of both the artistic process and the end result, despite the fact that men tend to prefer looks that accentuate natural features and coloring.

@SpookeyClown Рік тому

@@elhammo7478 Wouldn't you say it's true that there are many occasions where a girl will wear makeup for a guy?

@mikebarbre9925 2 роки тому

Absolutly amazing!

@anthonyrao4144 Рік тому

Haha. She is off the charts incredible. Just non-stop brilliance. The lines are just non-stop.

@joshcatanzaro6220 2 роки тому

Dang, died laughing right off the bat.

@deebrown4877 2 роки тому

She is just great!! Such a fan!

@JacksonKillroy 2 роки тому

"hermit crabs looking for new shells" LMAO

@paleamigo8575 2 роки тому

Niki is the best at her style of comedy.😍🤣🤣🤣

@WildWillieWiccan 2 роки тому

Fantastic set. Great comic.

@hightenor12 Рік тому

“I had a pregnancy scare, it was double scary, it was actually in a haunted house” got me.

@courtneycook4088 2 роки тому

Love her so much

@christianpomrenski3578 2 роки тому

I love Nikki. She's hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@williamtynan6484 2 роки тому

So talented in so many ways

@Kripto1999 2 роки тому

One of the best comics around

@brentbeardsley655 Рік тому

A yoga instructor named Jesper. I wasn't ready and almost hurt myself laughing!

@youngjohn5076 2 роки тому

She is so funny . Best female comic period.

@psyantologist 2 роки тому

Nikki is pretty darn great. There's a challenger for the "best" spot though: Iliza Shlesinger is not unsimilar yet puts more physical comedy and voice impressions on top of it, rounded up with insights that border on profound.

@littleturdle 2 роки тому

@@psyantologist Nikki is far better IMO

@Pruane35Forever 2 роки тому

agreed, best ive seen, she kills it on those Comedy Central roasts too

@1983Dave1983 Рік тому

Iliza is overall better, and out of the two (her & Iliza) i would definitely prefer seeing Iliza live. she does voices, physical comedy, covers variety of topics in her stand ups. Nikki is funny; I saw her stand up on Netflix, it was 24/7 sex jokes.

@lockandloadlikehell Рік тому

@@psyantologist she's even worse

@speliotis 2 роки тому

Nikki makes my day !!!

@fredlesteros7668 2 роки тому

She’s the best!! 😂

@MrFchank 2 роки тому

So honest,gorgeous and funny!!

@ancientone2605 2 роки тому

This is amazing, seriously entertaining. 😍

@aceofspades6667 2 роки тому

Wow Nikki is bringing the fire here!

@tsionalemu4768 2 роки тому

She always kills🔥👌

@powerthroughfocus 2 роки тому

Nikki is the best. Such a catch.

@triplennnoflaf 2 роки тому

NIKKI GLASER is way too awesome !!!!!!!! She is the best of all time !!!!!!! The female Richard Pryor !!!!!!! Simply the greatest !!!!!!! Nikki tells it the way it is !!!!!!!

@jadeulven5572 2 роки тому

Omg the makeup line got me 😂 I never wear makeup and now I'm reconsidering

@SpookeyClown 2 роки тому

Someone loves you?

@luthermazziller175 2 роки тому

Part of stand up is overemphasizing a point, and they do that all the time. It just makes it funnier. If you don't need makeup, don't wear it. It's healthier for your skin.

@theohuioiesin6519 2 роки тому

She is a wonderful genius

@atlantistdc1976 2 роки тому

Along with Taylor Tomlinson, my two favorite comedians...

@federalindianagency695 Рік тому

Love this thank you 💕

@seriousseriosity4055 2 роки тому

Nikki is on the same level as Bill Burr, Jeselnik and Tosh. Totally at the top of the ladder.

@jirehpsalmpaule6077 2 роки тому

she is the female bill burr.

@albertcoppola9287 2 роки тому

she's funny but all she talks about is sex,..Bill Burr can make anything funny

@perunlowtuned 2 роки тому

So you put Burr and Jeselnik on the same level? Not in this universe...

@lockandloadlikehell Рік тому

Get off the crack pipe She's on the level of TJ Miller

@lockandloadlikehell Рік тому

But those 3 are actually hilarious

@jimo7593 2 роки тому

I just love her voice, everything else is just bonus

@mikekrusz6789 2 роки тому

Awesome!! Great job !!

@aidenallen4655 2 роки тому

“I took a nap and dreamed about laying down and taking a nap” napception😂

@gmanfromdibloc2479 2 роки тому

I can't believe I just discovered her. She is amazing 👏

@wdwerker 2 роки тому

I keep thinking “well written humor” but realistically some of those had to be from experience !

@dcmastermindfirst9418 4 місяці тому

It's humour. Irony.

@johnmoon9146 3 місяці тому

Love your humor Nikki, you make me laugh. Keep up the good work.

@tonymartin5441 Рік тому

I'm pretty sure this video just added an extra year to my life.

@singleasasin 2 роки тому

i Could listen to her for hours :-)

@James18925 2 роки тому

She is awesome 😎😍

@evillemike2009 2 місяці тому

I really love it when a woman says what Nikki Glaser is saying here. And I hope I'm not just fantasizing about her honesty. But no matter what, these are great bits.💓

@kennybooboo3926 Рік тому

Omg I'm in love!

@LadyOwl 2 роки тому

Good material

@senseipaans 2 роки тому

She is hilarious!

@dallasross4278 Рік тому

Lmfao when she said the IG one stuck a nerve in me 🤣❤️😅

@stephenpardysr2390 7 місяців тому

you are a crazy girl! in love watching your stand up! best to you!

@sampachuau2636 2 роки тому

Damn...this girl is on fire🔥

@nogita5941 2 роки тому

She’s hilarious! And so relatable

@lockandloadlikehell Рік тому

No and no

@rinmartell2678 Рік тому

@@lockandloadlikehell Yes and yes

@dennish300 2 роки тому

"uhh... pro tip.." Love it!

@lonniewillett9786 2 роки тому

Nikki is AMAZING!!!

@anybodysguess960 2 роки тому

I love this girl so much. She is drop dead hilarious but drop dead gorgeous as well

@lockandloadlikehell Рік тому

Lol. Right 👌🏾

@Last_Chance. 5 днів тому

Facts

@terrencedludlu8370 2 роки тому

Ow man that was excellent 😹 I cracked-up hard😂 I didn't know much about her but I will now. she's totally cool👌🏽

@niyazia Рік тому

Bloody brilliant 😂

@curlyangel6 Рік тому

The last joke is HILARIOUS 🤣

@michellehuffman2025 2 роки тому

She cracks me up every time I hear her.😂😂😂

@djross95 2 роки тому

She's freaking hilarious!

@dominikfrohlich6253 Рік тому

Savage! I was laughing so hard

@christopherbain9165 Рік тому

Oh man, that was so funny! 🤣

@alexloyola6762 2 роки тому

"I don't want your life." I just died.

@brianboyer6801 2 роки тому

She is fantastic. I now want to see her live if she every comes to Indianapolis.

@RobertSchornik 5 місяців тому

This girls funnier than the operating systems in my phones the past umpteen years.

@user-ho5vz5tg3r 7 місяців тому

Nikki never spits~ Nikki She keeps it real!

@robertpantil3641 2 роки тому

She’s the best ❤️😍😘🥰🤙🏽

@33drewster 2 роки тому

Nikki is so hilarious

@seangeary7100 Рік тому

I LOVE Nikki Glaser :)

@RockonMarketingTV 3 місяці тому

The blacksmith and the artist reflected in their art … sow a new reality … closer to the heart 😅

@chikkenbonz 2 роки тому

If you didn't laugh, check for a pulse... Thanks Nikki and NIAJ...made my day!

@Salguine 2 роки тому

I hadn't laughed by six minutes in, so that's when I bailed. My pulse is fine.

@lockandloadlikehell Рік тому

riiiiight Apparently, this disaster is > Patrice, Bill, Anthony, Dave, Norm, Jim... right? Foh with your low IQ comedy standards She's *really boring*

@ronrice1931 2 роки тому

She's great.

@Lynnleemattos Рік тому

Toooooo cute & tooooo funny!😂🔥

@DrT22281 6 місяців тому

I love Nikki so much

@linamarie84 Рік тому

LMAO that is so true! I thought I was completely alone on that those vagina identity issues lol😆😂 looking through the pages for one that looks like mine just for peace of mind and confirmation that it's not an odd one out 🤣🤣🤣 Each of us have corny shit we do while feeling we're singled out as this person who stands on an island alone..It is very satisfying and a moment of true joy when you find out that someone else is also on that island with you lol

@deborahdobbie 2 роки тому

05:30 you fall in love with him at a bar. And then bam .. you’re (me) together for 10 years. Happily married. Love the joke tho. But also there’s hope tho. Lol love Nikki she’s so hilarious

@lesterhutchins1621 5 місяців тому

I love 😂 your way

@ronaldleonhardt7641 Рік тому

Pretty and funny a Great combo !

@prekshaparikh295 2 роки тому

i aspire to have the confidence of this woman

@NoirNouveau 2 роки тому

@Nikki "At your absolut best, you still won't be good enough for the wrong person. At your worst, you'll still be worth it for the right person." With or without make up!