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Sinking !!! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79st Boat Ramps | Boynton Beach
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Ramps we currently cover: 79st (La 79!) / Black Point Marina / Haulover/ Boynton Beach
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@lescook9021
@lescook9021 6 місяців тому
Hood on the streets, hood on the water.
@aaarauz1
@aaarauz1 Місяць тому
Spanish ppl
@zohan1999
@zohan1999 6 місяців тому
Fisherman Joe is pissed
@jn6011
@jn6011 6 місяців тому
Kudos to the boat that got hit and then helped get the towed boat to the dock. Could have lost their cool and made the situation worse but realized what the situation was and made it better. Good job!
@raymondstaples8983
@raymondstaples8983 6 місяців тому
hell that's Fishman Joe!!! Wait for it!
@tiggersdad6878
@tiggersdad6878 6 місяців тому
Sounds like a ramp marshall is a great idea. Along a clear set of right-of-way rules.
@princessmarlena1359
@princessmarlena1359 5 місяців тому
We used to have one of those at my local boat launch, but because the launch was on our side of the county line despite half the lake being in the other county where a large city sits, the city demanded the ramp marshal yet demanded my county/town pay for him rather than split the costs as they originally proposed. We wouldn’t pay the full amount since it is 80% of the people who use our ramp and our lake are the city people. Plus we would have had no say on who our ramp marshal would be.
@iliketurtles4463
@iliketurtles4463 2 місяці тому
I'd like to see gloves and a ring at every boat ramp, sort it out the old fashioned way!
@Scott-uv5fv
@Scott-uv5fv 5 місяців тому
Looks like one giant border crossing to me
@dustincredible1249
@dustincredible1249 2 місяці тому
Took the words straight out my mouth 😂😂😂
@micheletetley6142
@micheletetley6142 6 місяців тому
Oh My God! It's Fishman Joe!! Backin that boat up like the BOSS he is ❤ 😊
@timmitchell8784
@timmitchell8784 6 місяців тому
That’s killing me Michele ROFLMA
@GeorgeShirah
@GeorgeShirah 6 місяців тому
Move BEECH GET OUT DA WAY 😂😂😂
@micheletetley6142
@micheletetley6142 6 місяців тому
Love it :) @@timmitchell8784
@micheletetley6142
@micheletetley6142 6 місяців тому
And we LOVE IT!! @@amrak5028
@micheletetley6142
@micheletetley6142 6 місяців тому
Yeah!! Move it!! @@GeorgeShirah
@Eb42950
@Eb42950 6 місяців тому
It's common courtesy to have your boat ready and launch when you back up to the ramp. Same goes for when you come back. Get out of the way for other boaters. If its busy, unload in the parking lot.
@skyblazerrc7228
@skyblazerrc7228 6 місяців тому
Hey that's Fishman Joe!
@John-nl4lt
@John-nl4lt 6 місяців тому
Crazy who you run into at the ramp. 😂
@largol33t12
@largol33t12 2 місяці тому
It has saved me a TON of money because my dream is crushed. I will never buy a boat or even a jes tki. I refuse to share the waters with such nasty, entitled 40 yr old children.
@kamyaba9931
@kamyaba9931 6 місяців тому
That's the famous Joe the fisherman. Sorry fishman Joe, not Joe the fisherman. 😭
@NWSanta
@NWSanta 6 місяців тому
Man, what a great collection of mess ups! Truly the greatest show on earth! Damn!
@GodBlessedAmerica
@GodBlessedAmerica 6 місяців тому
Why would you approach the dock and not have lines ready? 🤦🏼‍♂️
@DonaldPrizwan
@DonaldPrizwan 6 місяців тому
im not even sure, there was a single rope/line on that vessel other than the straps holding the mat to the bimini... im stunned. actually speechless.
@russellkasprzyk4934
@russellkasprzyk4934 5 місяців тому
Wtf is a dock line…never use em personally lol pull it up and hold on
@shermantank6564
@shermantank6564 5 місяців тому
It’s Miami boat ramp. It’s mandatory to come to dock unprepared without dock lines ready. Passengers usually stay seated and captains leave the helm.
@OMGWTFLOLSMH
@OMGWTFLOLSMH 5 місяців тому
Because they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to boating?
@ricklittle4617
@ricklittle4617 5 місяців тому
Friends saw a woman lose two fingers trying to reach out for the dock and then the boat bounced up and back down on her hand Sarasota Florida 10 street shit show
@mazi302
@mazi302 6 місяців тому
Why was the one boat just sitting there tied up in the first place?
@amrak5028
@amrak5028 6 місяців тому
Waiting on friends to arrive at the marina. Captain premature launched his boy boat to soon. Commercial was correctly explains edicts to the layman captain
@mazi302
@mazi302 6 місяців тому
@@amrak5028 he shouldn't have been holding up space
@dustinbenningfield6800
@dustinbenningfield6800 5 місяців тому
It’s Fishman Joe !!! King of haulover
@demons500
@demons500 6 місяців тому
Those blue Mercs are pretty.
@EdgewatermenWS
@EdgewatermenWS 6 місяців тому
That is fisherman Joe
@rangerbull
@rangerbull 6 місяців тому
That’s fisherman Joe he has a site here on you tube. Surprised he isn’t recording
@curly213
@curly213 6 місяців тому
Fishman Joe
@frankm4277
@frankm4277 6 місяців тому
Another relaxing day at the boat ramp, feeling envious yet?
@powerboatguy2308
@powerboatguy2308 6 місяців тому
I had a slip at a Marina before or I will not boat on the weekends, no way I'm dealing with this drama. People act like the boat ramp is their private dock, completely inconsiderate of others.
@werberderber6209
@werberderber6209 5 місяців тому
Yep, it has been a long time since I have launched at a public dock
@BiG2SiX
@BiG2SiX 5 місяців тому
That’s my dude Fish Man Joe!
@speedysmoke
@speedysmoke 6 місяців тому
Holy crap!!
@user-vs1tx8sb9s
@user-vs1tx8sb9s 4 місяці тому
Patience and mutual respect goes a long way at public ramps
@paulne1514
@paulne1514 4 місяці тому
I used to have a job, ripping up fiberglass boats, an putting them in a container for a landfill. At 6:36, that looks like a Wellcraft 24 walk around cuddy. That was the hardest boat I had to crush! The super structure came off in one piece. I was dropping a 5 ton piece of concrete on the upside down hull, and IT BOUNCED OFF! It took me almost an hour, using a heavier piece of concrete block to finally crush the hull. Was glad I only had to do one! Newer boats are junk compared to the older ones.
@ictpilot
@ictpilot 6 місяців тому
Hey Honey, instead of going to the movie theater and watching the latest Tom Cruise show, let's take some snacks and go down and watch the boat ramp.
@werberderber6209
@werberderber6209 5 місяців тому
Yes dear, that sounds like an exciting and fun pact day. We should take our new camera as well.
@richardredhead
@richardredhead 5 місяців тому
OR...Hey Honey, let's go to the ramp, launch the boat, tie up to the dock, and THEN go watch the latest Tom Cruise movie. I'm sure no one will mind. 😅
@IHateYoutubeHandles615
@IHateYoutubeHandles615 2 місяці тому
It's no joke. Any boat ramp is free entertainment.
@aaarauz1
@aaarauz1 Місяць тому
Bring your flak jacket, things get hairy.
@GodBlessedAmerica
@GodBlessedAmerica 6 місяців тому
If you’re going to tow someone, hip tow. It gives you more control over the disabled vessel.
@DonziGT230
@DonziGT230 6 місяців тому
I've towed many boats to the dock, not one was hip towed.
@GodBlessedAmerica
@GodBlessedAmerica 6 місяців тому
@@DonziGT230 Awesome. Congratulations 🎊
@peterbretherton3546
@peterbretherton3546 6 місяців тому
More videos like this please.
@jamesrahn8339
@jamesrahn8339 5 місяців тому
Wow...just wow!
@ericwes7351
@ericwes7351 4 місяці тому
3 is his lucky ramp!
@josephtrapanese3310
@josephtrapanese3310 5 місяців тому
Fishman Joe looks like his trailer tag is hanging on by a thread.
@fishmanjoe8491
@fishmanjoe8491 5 місяців тому
I think it’s the only tag on My trailers 😂
@josephtrapanese3310
@josephtrapanese3310 5 місяців тому
@@fishmanjoe8491 haha hang in there! The baits been good over on the west coast of Florida.
@isailwind3471
@isailwind3471 6 місяців тому
What a gong show!
@stevenlatham8998
@stevenlatham8998 Місяць тому
🚢 Boat's coming in have the right Away
@johntodd1086
@johntodd1086 5 місяців тому
Fishman Joe!!!! I'm a subscriber to his channel.
@doughooks7411
@doughooks7411 6 місяців тому
What a cluster puck! What is wrong with these people?
@Chris_de_S
@Chris_de_S 5 місяців тому
Wanna bee's
@steve123127
@steve123127 5 місяців тому
Exactly why I left miami in 1998. Our boat ramps are free, no fights, and we all understand the English language 😊
@beanzchevy9272
@beanzchevy9272 5 місяців тому
Come pinga!
@geojones4718
@geojones4718 Місяць тому
Yet, you need a Spanish-speaking MF to put food on your table, anglo saxons hate chicken farms.
@princessmarlena1359
@princessmarlena1359 5 місяців тому
**plays “Three Blind Mice” to the sounds of Larry, Curly, and Moe scuffling with one another**
@jimpomac
@jimpomac 4 місяці тому
This is what happens when all you need is a credit card to be a Captain. No licence, no training, no manners and very little common sense !
@andrewp7509
@andrewp7509 27 днів тому
No English either 'keh'
@Traitorman.14.3
@Traitorman.14.3 25 днів тому
Large ego. Lots of money. Low self esteem.
@lavrentichudakoff2519
@lavrentichudakoff2519 6 місяців тому
Back the boat up.
@tombrown7577
@tombrown7577 5 місяців тому
The biggest problem is that some people just think they own the ramp their using!
@nickfortunato2938
@nickfortunato2938 6 місяців тому
This mornings title should be Miami boat mess
@closewatcher8586
@closewatcher8586 6 місяців тому
Dude in the Donzi was being a jerk. It was a pride issue. The worst of the deadly sins and for good reason.
@geob0324
@geob0324 5 місяців тому
Not sure why, but so often 'jerk' and 'Donzi' often go together. Fine boats but waaay too much $$. Maybe that's why.
@cashgrab3616
@cashgrab3616 6 місяців тому
Feeeesh Man Joe AKA DA PEACOCKKKKK lol
@galewinds7696
@galewinds7696 6 місяців тому
Three intoxicated boat operators plus a bit of anger 😠 mixed in.
@brandonw3231
@brandonw3231 6 місяців тому
Yeah but they honestly have or get the right of way, when they really shouldnt.
@steffischiffer3084
@steffischiffer3084 3 місяці тому
These boats all need bumpers around them like amusement park bumper cars!
@randaltotten9358
@randaltotten9358 Місяць тому
They have bumper boats at the Shell Factory North Fort Myers Florida you can drive them like you're from Miami
@PlymouthVT
@PlymouthVT 2 місяці тому
Welcome to Northern Mexico.
@marcomorales4637
@marcomorales4637 5 місяців тому
Cubans I can tell !!!!!
@manuelfuertes5875
@manuelfuertes5875 6 місяців тому
Fisherman Joe
@tomhowe1510
@tomhowe1510 2 місяці тому
Bud Lights gettin knocked over everywhere
@DonaldPrizwan
@DonaldPrizwan 6 місяців тому
im absolutely stunned that its possible for someone to make it past childhood, and also be too stupid to have ANY type of rope tied to his boat as he approached a pier. how... how is that even possible?
@ppbsupercat
@ppbsupercat 6 місяців тому
Because most of the human race is stupid, arrogant and believe they ARE the only one on this planet!
@Mike-tg6hr
@Mike-tg6hr 5 місяців тому
It’s a “LINE”. If it is attached to a vessel, it’s a line. Not a rope.
@DonaldPrizwan
@DonaldPrizwan 5 місяців тому
@@Mike-tg6hr ive been on boats since i was 6 months old. that there tied to my boat could be/is either a rope and a line. this aint the navy either... these people should be keeping it simple and every "rope" on the boat should be a line. or stowed... making the nomenclature kind of pointless.
@OMGWTFLOLSMH
@OMGWTFLOLSMH 5 місяців тому
People are dumb. You see them in huge swells with small boats and no PFDs or docking with no lines or fenders. Idiocy.
@franko69
@franko69 5 місяців тому
How did you get past childhood, if if attached to a boat or a dock it is called a line, not a rope.
@willragas679
@willragas679 3 місяці тому
FISHERMAN JOE!!!! Dock blocked!!
@officialWWM
@officialWWM Місяць тому
There’s a lot of arm waving in this video 😂
@bradcarpo5917
@bradcarpo5917 4 місяці тому
Allways gotta be one
@bessarion1771
@bessarion1771 6 місяців тому
OMG!!!! Fenders AND dock lines! If the dude knows COLREGS, the World surely is ending....
@brandonw3231
@brandonw3231 6 місяців тому
Dont waste your breath lol. They are just ass holes with a little money, and it makes for a good clip.
@danhillman4523
@danhillman4523 6 місяців тому
If you're launching alone, the current makes a huge difference.
@eSteven.0131
@eSteven.0131 6 місяців тому
also changes the rules of play.
@werberderber6209
@werberderber6209 5 місяців тому
yep, when I used public boat ramps I would launch where the current pushed me away from the dock and pushed me into the dock when coming in.
@danhillman4523
@danhillman4523 5 місяців тому
@@werberderber6209 yup. it matters. But, you got that backwards. Who wants their boat taking off down the channel when you're parking your rig? Not me!
@PACK-ge5gu
@PACK-ge5gu 6 місяців тому
Just bought a boat moment
@ryannewman5036
@ryannewman5036 4 місяці тому
Its Fisherman Joe all pissed wanting to try the new rig
@fmo94jos8v3
@fmo94jos8v3 3 місяці тому
Tell him to pay attention to the designated launching ramps, indicated on the signage. Designated launch ramps are 1, 7, and 8. He was trying to push someone to leave ramp 2 so he could launch there, which is the wrong ramp to launch from. He is 100% at fault.
@zeke5491
@zeke5491 4 місяці тому
Too many people in paradise
@thedevilinthecircuit1414
@thedevilinthecircuit1414 5 місяців тому
Fishman Joe (dude with the small shrimp rig at the beginning) is a cool cat. He's not a weenie!
@rickvuk
@rickvuk 6 місяців тому
I have 50yrs of boating in Michigan. From 15ft to 40ft. What should have been a 3 1/2 hour drive to Indian River, took 7hrs (accidents). I was towing my 24ft SeaRay, the sun was going down. Launched it, parked the trailer, drove about half mile to our cabin. Tied up, I forgot to put the plug in. It was filling up quick. I grabbed my swim mask and flashlight, plug & wrench, jumped in the river with clothes on!!! Sun's down & boat is getting lower in the water, but I did it. I made sure that never happened again. 🙂
@fishmanjoe8491
@fishmanjoe8491 6 місяців тому
Happens to the best of us
@werberderber6209
@werberderber6209 5 місяців тому
as fish said, it happens to the best of us, I boat on a river and it amazes me how many people will not jump in and put the plug in, instead they think driving the boat back to the dock is the solution, we had one where a boater did that and several of us around him jumped in and stuck tree branches in the drain plug to stop the flow of water. I always carry a spare drain plug and tools on my boat just in case.
@scary_scat3924
@scary_scat3924 3 місяці тому
Joe wants to go shrimping
@anchorsawayadventures
@anchorsawayadventures 5 місяців тому
How does that ladder on the Donzi CC stay in that position underway?
@kkeane5749
@kkeane5749 6 місяців тому
multiple Googans
@mbvlogs1842
@mbvlogs1842 5 місяців тому
Bruh 😂did anyone notice how many jetski this one guy was pulling 🤣
@mikz86ta1
@mikz86ta1 5 місяців тому
And we dont mention the JetSki Ghost Train that went by? 😂
@IHateYoutubeHandles615
@IHateYoutubeHandles615 2 місяці тому
Video needs Yakety Sax theme music :)
@bessarion1771
@bessarion1771 6 місяців тому
black socks with flip flops? is that a Florida thing???
@MikeSmith-nu9wt
@MikeSmith-nu9wt 6 місяців тому
It gives a fleeing chance if you step in fire ants ..and those sandals the heat and sweaty feet , makes you fall on your catoush...slippery
@fishmanjoe8491
@fishmanjoe8491 6 місяців тому
It’s because I wear boots on the boat
@bessarion1771
@bessarion1771 6 місяців тому
@@fishmanjoe8491 With nails?
@gibbethoskins8621
@gibbethoskins8621 5 місяців тому
Post Malone no chill down at the boat ramp
@CarlosRodriguez-kb9jc
@CarlosRodriguez-kb9jc 6 місяців тому
No, that’s why you get a boat with 2 engines. One of my Navy units had six 18 foot Whalers. They all had twin 80’s.
@thomasreyes2857
@thomasreyes2857 4 місяці тому
More than half of those people out there are drunk it's that simple don't forget to let the people out there know about it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@steelem422
@steelem422 2 місяці тому
Hello everyone
@billmadison2032
@billmadison2032 6 місяців тому
your new microphone is very good.
@mray8519
@mray8519 6 місяців тому
New title: FUCKNUGGETS AT THE BOAT LAUNCH, FUN WAS HAD BY ALL.
@manuelfuertes5875
@manuelfuertes5875 6 місяців тому
Wow
@John-rambo84
@John-rambo84 5 місяців тому
Let's talk about all those jet skies being towed
@gotham.garden
@gotham.garden 4 місяці тому
Let the bait man launch his boat googan
@kurtheidelbach
@kurtheidelbach 4 місяці тому
I thought the city was bad enough on the streets LOL
@officialWWM
@officialWWM Місяць тому
Holy crap, what a circus. 2 guys arguing on the dock, 3 others crashing into each other on the water and a couple of water rats cruising around towing unmanned water rats. Crazyness!
@St0rmrider73
@St0rmrider73 5 місяців тому
Smart and easiest thing to do would be to have pulled your trailer and went to another ramp. I mean unless he keeps four spare tires in his truck…
@andyh3173
@andyh3173 5 місяців тому
Cluster. Looks lke Mexico north
@nigelkelly8016
@nigelkelly8016 4 місяці тому
These Aliens have got no idea.
@rogeliorodriguez7350
@rogeliorodriguez7350 6 місяців тому
I have a GREEN TROPHY PRO did get a clip of that.
@virgilanthony8992
@virgilanthony8992 6 місяців тому
Fisherman Joe in the beginning of clip
@lennypignatello7493
@lennypignatello7493 5 місяців тому
North Carolina ducks are always a little bit more chill. If you’ve launched your boat and you need assistance in someway people eagerly come and help you without being judgmental least not your face anyway, instead of being confrontational.
@1951RKP
@1951RKP 6 місяців тому
Someday you guys need to do a video showing people that actually know how to operate a boat. I’m starting to think all boaters in Florida are idiots. You would think those who can afford some of these boats would have enough sense to operate one.
@werberderber6209
@werberderber6209 5 місяців тому
just look at the average person, 49.9999999999999% of people are below that, and the average persons intelligent is getting lower and lower everyday.
@billbell2311
@billbell2311 5 місяців тому
Dollars and no sense.
@stevelawson3064
@stevelawson3064 5 місяців тому
So many Floridiots 😂😂😂
@Orc350z
@Orc350z 6 місяців тому
It’s so funny because tow insurance is so cheap. It’s even an option with some insurances. I have a brand new boat and I have already had to get my boat towed
@dystopian..
@dystopian.. 6 місяців тому
Brand new boat needed a tow. Sounds like a great purchase
@DonziGT230
@DonziGT230 6 місяців тому
@@dystopian.. It's not terribly uncommon.
@dystopian..
@dystopian.. 6 місяців тому
@@DonziGT230 sounds like a wonderful time. Thousands on nothing more than a toy that drains your wallet. All you pal.
@DonziGT230
@DonziGT230 6 місяців тому
@@dystopian.. Every boat I've owned has made me money.
@dystopian..
@dystopian.. 6 місяців тому
@@DonziGT230 of course. Ahahahha. There’s a saying I heard once. The most fun I had with a boat was the day I got it and the day I got rid of it. But you’re a regular mogul.
@mongoosevsgt
@mongoosevsgt 25 днів тому
Third world central!!
@Honey-Sanchez
@Honey-Sanchez Місяць тому
Weekend sailors.
@sniper7492
@sniper7492 6 місяців тому
Guy has dual engines and still can't back out of the spot. LOL
@Chris_de_S
@Chris_de_S 5 місяців тому
Like folks driving pickup trucks. Not very smart, baby steps.
@jackhand3429
@jackhand3429 5 місяців тому
Jealous, SOY BOY@@Chris_de_S
@johnturner2175
@johnturner2175 6 місяців тому
I think you missed it the guy with the black motor tourds the end of the video is a diesel outboard I think.
@wilfredopicos3812
@wilfredopicos3812 Місяць тому
Solo em miami
@lennypignatello7493
@lennypignatello7493 5 місяців тому
Clearly the sign says underneath launch and return
@steveb9525
@steveb9525 3 місяці тому
Build the wall
@thedevilinthecircuit1414
@thedevilinthecircuit1414 5 місяців тому
The most amazing thing to me is these people somehow find out how to make babies. The odds are incredible!
@OMGWTFLOLSMH
@OMGWTFLOLSMH 5 місяців тому
Find out? It's natural and it's all they know how to do.
@FishinmattRyann
@FishinmattRyann 5 місяців тому
Is that Fishman joe?
@shaneyboi5793
@shaneyboi5793 5 місяців тому
@7:26 should have been an easy fix. he just needed to cut hard port & put it in reverse
@xiong2moua
@xiong2moua 2 місяці тому
I can't believe some of these people are boat owners.
@bradcarpo5917
@bradcarpo5917 4 місяці тому
This doesn't go on in Essex either.
@TOMVUTHEPIMP
@TOMVUTHEPIMP 4 місяці тому
Is this in America or Cuba?
@sailfishjanani8854
@sailfishjanani8854 5 місяців тому
I never understand why Miami boaters just sit at the dock holding up everyone else! Whether you are launching or retrieving no one should sit at the dock.
@TropicoDreams
@TropicoDreams 4 місяці тому
Go to a Spanish grocery store and you will understand 😂
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A Lady and a Guy Argue Over a Ramp | Miami Boat Ramps | Boynton Beach
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Miami Boat Ramps
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The Crews Hits The Dock Hard!! | Miami Boat Ramps | Black Point Marina
8:20
Miami Boat Ramps
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30 mph Winds Wreak Havoc at the Ramp | Miami Boat Ramps | Boynton Beach
8:08
The Authorities Check Out a Boat | Miami Boat Ramps | 79th Street
8:29
Miami Boat Ramps
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