main character: i was hand selected i am highly intelligent also main character: *asks a 17th century ghost a World of Warcraft question*

"a butthurt ghost who basically told me to check my living privilege" oh my god

"this spirit was ALPHA and it was asserting its ETHEREAL DOMINANCE" I couldn't breathe for a sec after hearing that oh man

Noticing right away none of these people said "goodbye" to the spirits they spoke to. Then act all surprised pikachu when the spirits linger.

No one: Guy in first story: We're intelligent, smart and quite brilliant more so than other people. We're also very intelligent

the recommended age to play the ouija board is 8+. so you need to be 21 to drink alcohol but 8 to summon the devil?

"basically told me to check my living privilege" brooo these side jokes have me ROLLING 😂😂

The dude in the 1st story has major "not like other girls" energy

"highly intelligent" "slaughter is a word that hasnt been used since the 1800's" .....dear lord, these guys have guns..

Intelligent people don't brag about being intelligent.

*pulls out ouija board* Hey caus, it's been a while. How u doin man! *Demon in tears* Nobody asked me that before, I'm good man! how are you?

“we decided to roll out” *my mind:* auto-bots, let’s roll out...

"Liz we should stop" "no i need to know if he's okay" ...he's dead. of course he's not okay.

"Thompson, looking whiter than he normally does..." LOLOL

corpse: alright guys my youtube ad interrupting: WE ARE IN A CRISIS!

*Light flickers* Storywriter: wow what an alpha gamer move

Have u realized they never even say “goodbye” once?

The guy from the first story sounded like such a pretentious tool, Jesus...

“One of my buddies bought a Ouija board from Walmart...” Ah yes, just how every good story begins!

Guy in the first story: We're all very intelligent. Also Guy in the first story: My friends aren't smart enough to use the term slaughter...

Anyone ever notice how people always ask what the ghost, spirit, or demon wants when it was them who summoned such things? They're probably like, "What you mean, 'what I want'?! You called me here! You summoned me, not the other way around! Don't be asking what I want! What you want?!

"You don't log onto CNN and see Man Slaughtered" Has this guy BEEN on the internet?

Man, imagine finally being able to make friends with someone over the ghost phone, only for them to drop you when you tell them you're a demon. Caus didn't sound like that bad of a dude tbh. Didn't act anywhere nearly as badly as other stories. Entity profiling at its finest.

No one: Me: YA'LL DIDN'T SAY GOODBYE???

“I miss u Liz” “I need 2 c u again soon” And that folks, is how you know it’s someone from the 21st century

"Here is a map showing key points of interest" - where we stopped to piss.

What’s really crazy is that I was going thru a phase where I started watching scary stories on yt/watching creepypastas when I was 13. I was watching corpse since I was 13. 💀 kinda proud of that now due to all of the sudden clout he’s gotten. I’m 17 now and this is nostalgic at this point tbh.

None of them said they closed any of their respective sessions! No wonder bad shit happened afterwards!

Imagine pulling out Ouija board, asking 'is anyone there?', watching the shed slowly starting to move and stopping towards 'No' Oh ok understandable have a nice day bye

"no one says slaughter since the 1800's." Manslaughter, slaughter house...

If I ever played with ouji board I’d ask the ghost questions in my own language so my friends wouldn’t be able to trick me.

I'm really interested in demonology (i'm a bit of a Paranormal fiend), but Caus was the only one to give a name. It's not a far fetched idea for demons to give a name that is not their own, even to disguise themselves as loved ones, but it's interesting to me that the demon would choose the name Caus. Here are my theories: -Caus is a pun for the word Cause. Demons often like to fuck with people using Oujia boards, especially skeptics. -Caus is Abacus, Abacus is also believed to be a version of Abaddon. Common Oujia board demons that take advantage of people not knowing all of the precautions to take with the board. -Caus could be a spirit posing as a demon, this is also not uncommon. In fact, the majority of spirits are annoyed by the use of Oujia boards, summoning is an awful idea with all of the undead. DO NOT FORCE SPIRITS TO COME FORWARD EVER! A spirit could pick a random name and claim to be a demon, then let the subconscious mind do the rest of the work. Overall, it does not surprise me that the Psychic didn't want to help the possessed. Demonology is something that a lot of Psychics don't mess with because it is a tricky process with a lot of rules. I personally don't touch it at all, I think that all people communicating with the afterlife need to be informed, but I would never communicate directly with a demon. They are quick to latch onto people, finding hosts is their main purpose in life more often than not. Most demons don't consider themselves evil so it doesn't surprise me that "Caus" said that they weren't, but they are truly sinister beings that are often avoided by all those who can. Don't fuck with the demons and definitely don't invite them to further communicate with you.

"Unfortunately the barracks we recently moved to were brand new..." MUST BE FKING NICE. -Marine

The author of the first story wanted me to add that it was written "in role" for a Reddit contest and worded it accordingly. He had no idea it was going to be narrated for my channel when he wrote it. I personally enjoyed it a lot.

I like how the guy was: Okay guys, it just said my first name, let's gtfo. At least that was smart of him.

This is the highest you will ever hear corpses voice

Slaughter is a VERY commonly used word, but it is MOST commonly used in reference to killing animals for meat. While occasionally used in reference to killing people (usually in a really horrific manner), places where hogs/cattle/sheep are killed are often called slaughter houses - because they are slaughtered there.

What took me out of the story is the guy saying slaughter wasn't a common word. Now I find that unbelievable along with the fact that he's intelligent lol

My art teacher once said " If you let them in they will come in" and hell I'm glad I listen to that

I'll never mess with a Ouija board, but I know you're always supposed to say goodbye.

"asserting his ethereal dominance" GHOSTLY T-POSE

Trying to think logically: 1. Green is possessed by a butt hurt ghost who told me to check my living privilege. -- o r -- 2. Green is experiencing a psychotic breakdown. I know is a horror story, but my sides died with those lines.

While I'm skeptical about the paranormal my general motto about them is "if they exist,dont fuck with them"

> Get ouija board > Find ghost > Ask if it had bad intentions > no > Have a nice chat with a ghost

“We’re a smart group of people” “Damn why didn’t the “spirit” take the obvious bait?”

When I heard him say "Number two" I was all like "that was only one, damn I'm in for a ride"

Am I the only one that listens to these and makes me want to try one to see what it’s like being haunted?

we're intelligent, you can tell because we talked about math once.

STORIES 0:00 "Some 'Smart' Soldiers vs Spirits" 20:22 "I didn't push it this time..." 32:33 "The Tombstone Story"

by slaughter i’d think “slaughter house” like where they kill animals- that whole first story was so cringey-

😂The last story where the it ends with "i thought about buyin an oujia board to ask how he was doing" Dam he really do be makin friends with a demon boe

Story one: there is no explanation. Story 2: that will guy is pissed off. Story 3: Japanese Jikininki, possibly. Not strictly a demon, per se, but one that the paranormal community overwhelmingly can be summoned through Ouija boards are the Japanese Jikininki. Their names literally translates to human eating ghosts and are said to be the spirits of the greedy and selfish, curses forever in the afterlife.

the first story pisses me off because it feels like it's just an excuse to be r/iamverysmart without getting called out

the guy from the first story is the literal definition of m'lady

"We're above average intelligent!" "Let's play with a Quija Bored!"

People don’t realize they aren’t actually talking to dead people. Those “ghost” are actually demons pretending to be dead people.

What is this word slaughter? Is it some ancient old English word? I wouldn't know because my intelligence isn't high enough. I'm only slightly above average.

"We are above average intelligence" "nobody has used the word slaughter since the 1800s" haha

"ThIs SpIrIT was AlPhA aNd IT wAs AssERtInG ITs EtHEreAl DoMInaNcE"

I had looked up the word “caus” and found one definition saying “burn, burning” that’s....horrifying.

Your voice is so calm and beautiful, I listen to these before bed.

Slaughter is still a very commonplace term.

main character: I am highly intelligent also main character: I joined the Army

alternate title "why you should always say goodbye when using the forbidden board"

"Hand-picked bunch of intelligent people" You can't refer to yourself as 'intelligent' while you're using a ouija board.

None of these people said goodbye at the end of the ouji board sessions. Paranormal experts have stated that if u don't end the sessions with goodbye, u r leaving a portal open for anything to come thru

When claus said fire and wanted to visit in dreams I literally yelled out FREDDY KRUGER!

Corpse SOUNDS so much different

Awwwww the ghost had a crush on Steven

Christ the first story was the most cringy le fedora tipping shit I've heard from a creepypasta.

“Part 2… Alright guys.” **Lil Nas ad starts playing**

My therapist : normal voice corpse doesn't exist he can't heart you Normal voice corpse:

dont you have to say goodbye on those things?

I am smart. my friends are smart. we are smart. did I mention we're smart?

Op: we are so incredibly intelligent and hand picked and also very smart Also op: doesn’t know the word slaughter

After playing Among Us.... Helen: "I swear it wasn't me moving that little triangle!" Me: You're kinda SUS. ;-P

first one reads like something Onision would write. "arizona's finest soldiers" "more intelligent than most" /can't come up with a verb like "slaughter" on the spot/

"Check your living privileges"

Something I know from experience (I am engaged in Wiccan shit) is that using a board is like using a telephone. Just randomly put it a number and wait for the person to pick up. However, if it is a police officer saying "hey I am a police officer" or a murdered saying "hey I am a police officer" is hard to tell, and you most likely never will. So never trust whoever you are talking to even if they have your info such as name , age, race or even past. Another thing is, whenever you do seanses, ALWAYS tell the other one goodbye. If you don't finish your "call" with a goodbye, the other one does not hang up, even more, they are invited to come in and it will be problematic to make them go away. ALWAYS finish your call.

Why did corpse turn his channel into a gaming channel? I loved this Corse Husband

A ghost can manipulate you.....but, if “It” can possess a human.... it ain’t no Ghost honey...it’s a demon

I lost it when he asked about world of warcraft! :D

First person every 2 seconds : I am an inteligent person

Dunno, life hack: if you’re too scared to hear what the spirit is saying, just hold the damn coin down so hard that it can’t move it.

When will people learn not to mess with this shit

wow, whoever composed the first story was trying so intently to be clever and funny it was difficult to enjoy. Well narrated as usual.

If it was anyone else I'd be getting chills but of course, it being Corpse, I'm very comfortable listening to horror stories

Me: *tries to sleep listening to this* The story : no Me : panic from the stories

being in the army, that military story was so cringy. no one talks like that man. that dude is such a POG.

"I need to see if he's ok." My reaction was, "He's dead! How ok can he be??" 😂

They don't want you asking about God, because 100% of the time, you're talkin to Demons

Narrator: ''Who is this?! What do you want?!'' Ghost: ''Dude, WTF. You called ME.''

i love the one with the wow joke, i just imagine in a serious situation "this man died in 1867, we need to date our questions around that ti-" "EYO IF YOU PLAYED WOW, WHAT CLASS AND RACE WOULD YOU BE"

"I want to start out by saying this story is 10% true"

Corpse bro if you ever see this I’ve loved listening to these stories while I did homework and I love your new content! Keep doing amazing :)

Uff! Gotta love those alpha ghost moves like flickering lights and closing a barely open console 👻

You forgot to say good-bye after using the ouija board ... The spirit or worse will stay with you until you get rid of it .

Your voice though. It made me go to sleep peacefully. And I have Insomnia.

"It was surreal hearing pop culture in that moment"

So many people getting upset because someone proclaimed themselves smart in a ghost story 🤣