"I am an 18 year old female" he says in the deepest voice possible

Comments 90% “I’m pregnant leave me alone” 10% “im an 18 year old female”

31:36 “I’m pregnant leave me alone.” The delivery of that line is somehow super funny to me, and I don’t know why.

Everyone in the 2015 comments: “his voice is so deep” me in 2020: yall haven’t heard anything 😳😳

"I'm pregnant, leave me alone" - Corpse Husband 2015

I like how he said, "I'm Pregnant, leave me alone". the tone he said it in made me laugh.

"Leave me alone, I'm pregnant." *"Understandable, have a nice day"*

hearing his voice in these makes me so sad because you can hear how much his GERD is affecting him. you probably won’t see this Corpse but i hope you’re doing okay right now. you mean so much to us, get better love :’( ♡

*deep male voice* "I am an 18 year old female..." I know this is supposed to be scary but that made me laugh so hard

I love how the story ends with "he brutally murdered an 11 year old", and then the next starts with "I was only 11 years old and home alone"

And imagine, his voice wasn't even half as deep as it is right now. Damn

The tone when he says "Im just a friendly neighbor" is incredible also "Im pregnant leave me alone"-

We'll only hear the stories of the people who got lucky, not of those who didn't. That's the creepiest part.

"I'm pregnant, leave me alone" that was absolutely hilarious in your voice lol

"Go ahead and give me a hard time if you want" Me: W-why? What did you do?? "I'm a Mormon" Me: _confused noises_

Corpse sounding dead serious when saying “I’m an 18 year old female” with that voice is the funniest shit ever

omg "I'm pregnant leave me alone" and "I'M JUST A FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR" got me dead haha 😂😂

*"I'm pregnant, leavemealone."* You are so good at reading stories and expressing the emotions that are present in the words. That part in particular though... I love that much more than I should. XD

"...how do you drop a bag behind a dumpster by accident?" that actually made me laugh at loud 😂

moral of the story: gas stations are wack

I just lost it at "I am an 18 year old female" with that deep voice

I am an 18 year old female working at a nice, clean gas station" Lies! "In Canada." Oh, carry on...

"I'm pregnant leave me alone!" *In literally the deepest male voice ever* ...that cracked me up. 😂

Corpsey saying "homeboy" is the best thing ever, change my mind. how fast he says "im pregnant, leave me alone" makes me laugh everytime-

(Creepy dude breaks into garage) "I'm just a neighbor!!"

hearing him say "im pregnant, leave me alone" completes me

This man could easily catfish someone. "So, who are you?" "I'm an 18 year old female." "Acceptable."

Tbh listening to Corpse's old narration videos makes me feel so relaxed. Even now with how big he is now he still calms me down especially when I'm either getting overwhelmed or depressed. It just helps a lot, or I'll just smile as soon as I hear him lol.

"As I ran to get my snack, pringles and chocolate pudding....I'm pregnant leave me alone" Sounds like something I'd say xD

you should do audio books, I'd listen to that shit all day long

Corpse you'll probably never read or see this but WE MISS YOU NARRATING SCARY STORIES!!!!!

i dont know if this makes me weird, but i like falling asleep to these.

"I'm just a friendly neighbor" LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wouldn't be a true Canadian tale without Tim's

What's crazy is I would listen to corpse while doing deliveries at work and while work on special effects, whether it was makeup or building my haunted houses this was and still is my go to. But, his voice now omg I was blown away when my daughter was like mom listen to this this and I asked who it was and she replied corpse I was like what no way, keep up the awesome work I have a bunch of real life scary stories if your taking any. But, listening to these stories and your music actually helps my anxiety. So, thank you for that you saved my life when I needed it.

31:35 the way he says "i'm pregnant, leave me alone" is just so fucking funny to me, i can't

When he said , "I didn't want him to hurt my goldie" and "I said to get your little butt over here and she wiggled her little butt back" I couldn't help but giggle. x3

Good to see the old ones back up!

I do so love these stories! Remember one things though, never say, "I can call the police for you" you say "Here, I'll call the police" as you're reaching for the phone! It is always nice to hear these stories because most of the people just got the shit scared out of them and a lesson learned. It is a scary world out there!!

Just sitting here wrapping gifts listening to this is nice, also Merry Christmas to anyone else who's here🎄⛄

You saying "I'm pregnant leave me alone" is the best thing in the universe

IM JUST A FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR!

No one: Absolutely no one: Corpse Husband: I'm a Mormon, give me a hard time if you want

Corpse I don’t know how I would have gotten through high school without you I’ve been listening to you’re scary stories series for 7 years and I cannot get enough 🖤🖤

"He's my hero." Lol, too cute when said in Corpse Husband's voice.

😂😂😂 "im pregnant leave me alone"😂😂😂 sadly I dont have to be pregnant to want pudding and Pringles at 2 am

As soon as "I'm a Mormon" was said, I perked up and listened to the story. I was raised a Mormon and I can confirm that a lot of shit happens on Missions. My dad had a dog sicced on him while he was in Canada just for knocking on someone's door. People joke about us, but honestly, missionaries have balls of steel.

19:09 I keep forgetting pickup trucks are a thing (I’m British there aren’t many here) in thought she was straight up being followed by a 16 wheeler 😂😂

I'm sorry but hearing this guy say "I am an 18 year old female" in that voice makes me crack up

Great video bro! Been missing ya! Hope things have been looking up!

corpse needs to bring these back with his deep voice would make it more scary

Corpse: "I'm pregnant leave me alone ):O" Me: (dies)

Not all pedos get what's coming to them. A guy molested me and my sister, got probation that was it. He also molested another kid in front of me but I repressed the memory for a few years. When I remembered it was too late. God only knows how many kids he probably touched. My sister has never been the same since. I was uncomfortable around grown men for years.

"I'm an 18 year old female." Okay corpse we believe you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Everyone in 2015: His voice is so deep Me in 2021: You guys haven't heard anything yet.

24:53 - "No.. No.. I don't... I don't know where my wife is. All I want is some comforting" Sounds legit to me.

This is my first time watching your videos and I had to pause the video from laughing at the first sentence *super deep voice* "I am an 18 year old female..." But in all seriousness... You're one of the best horror narrators I've seen. Nice job!

As a mormon, I can confirm that creely stuff happens on the mission. At least it did for the in the ghetto parts of Russia. Between finding a bag full of children shoes at a mans house, and being stalked in the woods by a schitxofrenic, I could write quite a few horror stories. Super awesome experience though. Best thing I've ever done :)

it’s me watching this late at night 🥲 and i hate being paranoid

Even though I've heard all of these from your older videos, listening to them again was a great way to spend my morning. ♥

dudes lazy but he's taking a walk salutes :^)

I watched this at night. am I paranoid now, yes. Do I regret listening to his voice, no.

I was 17 when this happened. I love old Chevy trucks. I’ve owned 3. My first one was an ‘89 shortbox, single cab 2wd with a pretty aggressive camburg long travel kit on the front end, cool truck so in Reno it’s understandable for a truck like that to gain interest from being broke down. My alternator took a shit. Dude driving a s-10 pulled over and asked if I was good, told him of my diagnosis and he offered to jump my truck and follow me home in case I needed more juice, thought it was a really cool thing of him to do. I gotta say I’m 6’4 260 pounds with a nose that’s obviously been broken numerous times, needless to say even at 17 I was nobody you wanted to tangle with. I accepted his offer and we got on our way. Of course my truck died 3 times on the way to my house and without hesitation like my big bro would do he flipped a bitch on the freeway 3 times to give me a jump. I thought I made my new best friend how could this dude be this rad?? The final stretch I started to get paranoid, I was 17 so still living with mom, I knew for a fact she was at her boyfriends house though so if he got weird she wouldn’t have to witness me pounding this guy’s teeth out. I’m extremely protective over my mom. So we get to the house and obviously I offer this guy something to drink, he asked if I had some whiskey and I actually did, 3/4 of a bottle of Jameson from camping at pyramid lake that weekend. We went in, made some jmo on the rocks and commenced to bullshitting. My mom is a very pretty woman, probably the reason around 50% of the fist fights I’ve been in happened is because someone called her a milf, nope, not my mom bro, you say she’s pretty, do NOT refer to my mother as a woman you wanna “fuck” or you’ll be in a fight. So he kept asking about my mom, obviously we’re a close knit family so there was pictures all over the house of my two brothers and her. He kept asking when she was gonna be home and I kept getting more and more agitated until I finally slammed my glass on the counter asking him what in the fuck business of his was it when my mom was coming home?!?! He got really quiet. I told him thank you again for the help but now you’ve overstayed your welcome and it’s best he head out. Keep in mind by this time the nearly full bottle of whiskey was pretty much gone, but I wasn’t drunk off my ass so I figured a 30 something year old dude wouldn’t be either. He took off. I was sitting on the couch with my little pit bull puppy Shelby and I hear a car just smash by my house with what sounds like a flat, ka chunk ka chunk in rapid succession. So I jump up a go outside, car was long gone, then I hear the noise again, this time coming towards me. Sure enough, it was his gold, late model accord. He slammed on his brakes and yelled out his window he’s got a flat now he needed my help. Fucker thought that was funny. I agreed because, ya know, stupid ass teenager. I should have got my shotgun and told him to fuck off because this shit felt wrong. I drug my floor jack out to his car and told him to grab his tire iron and spare. He said he didn’t have a spare and the favor he needed was to crash on my couch. As you probably already know that’s completely out of the question, I told him so. Then I remembered I actually had a old Audi space saver in the garage I acquired at some point, I knew the bolt patterns were close to the same so I grabbed it, he didn’t seem super happy I was doing this for him. I broke the lugs loose, jacked up his car, pulled his wheel off and noticed a clean, really uniform cut in the sidewall. I picked his wheel up with one are as if to show my strength and stuck it in his face. “Did you cut your own motherfucking tire in an attempt to stay here and get weird with my mother?!?!” He just looked down shaking his head no which I knew was a lie. I don’t think he expected me to have a functioning brain. So what I did next I’ve never been extremely proud of but after the aftermath thanked god I did. I grabbed that son of a bitch as hard as I could by his face and took him off his feet slamming him into the side of his car. I shoved my forehead into his so hard it actually kinda hurt me a little and said very quietly if he was just drunk and acting a fool to come clean right now or shit was about to get real. He begged me to let him go, I was and still am a very, very strong man. I loosened my grip on his face, let him start to ask to stay on my fucking couch again!!!! Now, I was NOT a level headed kid, I was never a bully at all, but I felt this guy was up to no good so I cracked him hard on the jaw and he went down. I took his wallet out of his pocket to learn his real name. He said his name was Rick when we met and not Rick nor any other name rick is short for was on his ID. Piece of shit lied about his name too. Now police and I don’t get along, had numerous stays in juvenile detention centers by this time for fighting. I had one advocate on the force and that was my best friends big brother. I called him immediately to run this creeps name. I called him and sure enough he was doing radar and on duty. I told him verbatim what had happened. He ran this guy’s name, and said in a low, calm but ominous tone, stay right where you are and keep him subdued at ANY cost. I hung up the phone, ran to get duct tape, and hog tied Thad dude in my driveway. Buddies big brother showed up literally 7 mins later, I could hear the intake of his crown vic from a quarter mile off he was hauling ass. He showed up, got out of his car with a look on his face like he was ready to kill, he really liked me despite my run ins with his colleagues. He picked the guy up, and very roughly threw him in the back of his cruiser. He then got right in my face and told me the following , “AJ, do you have any idea what this man was planning on doing here?” I said I had a general idea. He said “I don’t think you do, this man he’s been charged but not convicted 3 times of stalking, attempted rape, assault...” I stopped him there as I felt the need to drag him out of the cop car and do more damage. The fucked up thing is, the car he was driving, wasn’t his, it was some woman’s. The woman had been missing and they had a. APB on the description of the car. The woman was later found. Naked, and deceased by a river in my town. The worst part was she was a blonde, pretty middle aged woman, just like my mom. I testified in court which always made me feel like a rat but for a rapist, I think I’m clear. He got a life sentence without possibility of parole and I got an honorable mention in the paper. Biggest compliment of the whole thing is I’m the middle brother, but my mom calls me her hero. This story is 100% true. I cannot stress this fact enough. Ladies out there, do NOT trust ANY man you don’t know at ANY time. Especially Mother’s. Thank you if you read this whole thing, if it helps one woman it was worth it.

"I have to walk because I'm too lazy to drive"????? Lmao what

Hello people scrolling the comments while listening ;)

UKposts keeps recommended me old vids of corpses, I like it

"I had to walk because I'm too lazy to get my driving licence" Excuse me but what

i feel like these stories make me more aware of my surroundings the more I listen

Anyone watches while having dinner or a snack ? 😅🍔🍕🍰🍫🍦

"Go ahead and give me a hard time if you want..." Sans: *Oh, OK...*

"I'm very close to my cousin." *Alabama intensifies*

that soft tone when he said "I'm pregnant leave me alone"....made me laugh

I swear to God I had the same almost exact experience like the woman in story9 who was pregnant. 3years ago when I was pregnant of my daughter (age 17), I sat in the car with my dad (he is in the military btw) we were going to have a nice father and daughter bonding moment as we were going to the big city of Antwerp (Belgium) wich has big stores and we suddenly felt hungry and I was dying for some stupid triangle sandwiches you can buy at a gas station, we stopped at the station as he had experienced with his previous wives (he is my stepdad) that you should get a pregnant woman whatever she wants (I love him so much). we were walking in the store I was looking at the chips and he was waiting for a coffee and a tea to bring on the road. A weird guy came in..roughly the same age as my dad (40) and came standing next to me. he looked at my belly and said "You pregnant? you still a kid" ... I was shocked and excused myself as I went up to my dad. David (my dad) said that he would keep an eye and grabbed the sandwich from my hands to look at the date (he is always carefully selecting food from these kind of stores) he payed for our stuff and I thanked the old man behind the counter. the guy followed us the whole time and my dad got really irritated. we stepped into the car and I munched on the sandwich and didn't pay attention around me. My dad muttered something angry and started making turns in different streets. when the guy kept following my dad stopped the car and demanded to stay inside at all times with an expression on his face that said "I'm going to kill something" I nodded and followed David's every move. He went to the backseat and grabbed a led pipe he keeps there at all times. He shouted at the guy who also came outside to stop following us and if he doesn't listen to him his led pipe will find his head in some way. the guy mumbled something I couldn't understand as he kept walking up David and my dad said he will smash his brains out if he tries something funny as his daughter is carrying his grandchild. the guy said something and David tackeled him screaming he has served in several wars and he has seen death many times and that the guy shouldn't question his abilities and strength to provide safety to the people he cares about. My dad pushed a nerve on the guy and he stopped fighting. My dad stood up as he grabbed his phone and called the cops. My dad is trained in a way he can get you knocked out without having to fight. he came up to me and explained it all and said the guy wanted me to come with him to be his fucking wife.. the guy was arrested 10 minutes later. My Dad took me to Antwerp we bought some clothes for my unborn baby as I found a jumper with "Will you be my godfather" written on it. I didn't show my dad and bought it and let hit get wrapped up as a gift. we went to a Chinese restaurant to finish our day and I planted the gift on his bare plate as he went to the bathroom. My dad made me feel safe and he cared for me so much as the asshole of a father had left me when he found out I was pregnant as he didn't want a whore to be his daughter (my baby is made out of a rape ... but that doesn't mean I didn't love her/ I do so much). David had become my dad and I only knew him so shortly ...but we already had such a stong bond. to this day, now that I have a boyfriend and live with my hubby, my dad still calls me every day. So when he came back from the bathroom and was surprised to see a gift he opened it softly as he kept saying I shouldn't have done that. when he saw what was inside...he started sobbing ... Tears rolled off his eyes and he became red as a tomato. he looked at me after a minute stood up and hugged me. I felt the tears dripping on my shoulder as he kept saying "of corse I will,this is the greatest honor anybody has ever given me." the day I gave birth my mom (who is my soul mate ) cut the cord and held my hand. my grandmother came inside with a 1,98meter tall guy behind me who had raw cheeks from crying with big puffy eyes and the biggest smile on his face. and said "I am so proud of you!You did so well,I am so proud of my little girl! And even prouder of my precious sweet godchild " he hugged my mom and congratulated the brand new grandmother and kissed my hair as he looked at my mirical. My daughter now 2 years old and 6months adores her godfather and kisses his picture each night before she goes to bed. her "Pepe" his one of her favorite people and tomorrow she is going to have a sleepover with my parents. she is so exited

I loved that criminal minds was mentioned. I love that show.

im lazy and cant be bothered to get my drivers licence. ive never vibed with anything more than that

#8 was pretty good, finally someone has the balls to actually do something about it.

That story about the Mormon missionaries is the exact reason why there are often other church members with them when going to meet with people, and why the male missionaries do the door to door stuff. If the guys weren't there with them then the situation could have been dangerous.

30:20 Sprint's out of the garage like a cat with his ass on fire LMAO!!

1st story I wasn't sure if I was watching a corpse husband video because his voice didn't sound deep enough

who else is proud to be a corpse fan??? ik I am GO CORPSEY

OMG "im pregnant leave me alone" 😂😂😂😂😂

broooo I started laughing when I heard him say, I'm pregnant leave me alone. in the most serious tone ever XDD

AMAZING, you do such a great job of narrating this stuff. Thank you for doing what you do I really enjoy horror topics such as these. luv you!!!

a couple of Mormon girls actually came to my house a week ago and said my next door neighbor who is an old man but a creep tried to get them into his house which is full of cats and reeked of cat piss to the back of the house were he preferred to "talk".

"I'm pregnant leave me alone" said in the sassiest voice I've ever heard him talk in 😂😂

"Homeboy was released from a police department in California." I dont know why but him saying that was funny

Who else randomly found this guy on UKposts and now watches him all the time?

"this guy wrote on his walls in permanent marker too?" me: weird, who does that? *is writing a quote on my door*

You have the sexiest voice ever

I simply LOVE listening to you telling stories, I could do it for hours.. and I have! You're a natural talent and your voice is so captivating, luring me in as you read. Keep up the great, GREAT job, hugs from Norway!

i lost it when they said "im pregnant, leave me alone"

I'm just gonna chill In the comments ;____;

My scary story: One day,I lived without playing games.

_"I'm pregnant, leave me alone"_ *That's a big mood*

Great collection of stories Corpse. Thanks for reuploading these, they thoroughly creeped me out👌💕

'I'm pregnant, leave me alone.' Absolutely perfect

I was singing "hello darkness my old friend" and then the gears of war 4 ad comes up and I started to get scared

The last story's writhing and Corpse's narrating were hilarious

Hi listening to your videos has always been really therapeutic for me and im so so proud of your growth. You deserve the massive new following you have. Ily king

Love your videos. Your voice sounds like Snake from The Simpsons though lol.