"Hello we have five black- hello?" Best part HAHAHAHAHAA

"he was Chinese. why is he talkin' like that." lmao

Dave Chappelle, in my humble opinion, is one of the best comics of this generation. It drives me crazy that people complain about comics that poke fun at society at large. Comics are some of the most honest people around. Observation and the ability to comment honestly is a talent that few people can do well.

Dave Chappelle back then: "I wanna help the baby." Dave Chappelle now: "I wanna help DaBaby."

his delivery of jokes is amazing, notice how he says he was the only black guy on the plane, then he corrects himself, it makes it sound as if he’s actually telling a story and not a pre-written joke

To this day.. "hello? We've got 5 black.. Hello?" just kills me everytime!

Didn’t think it was possible, but Dave has gotten even better thru the years. His portrayal on stage is so REAL.

"Ma'am, with all due respect... Chinese people don't buy DVDs" Being Taiwanese-American and growing up bouncing back and forth between both sides of my family in two different countries, this is one of my favorite Dave Chappelle jokes of all time. The "hardest working baby" was pretty funny, but that follow up and delivery caught me off guard and knocked me off my feet. This man is a peerless comedy genius to be able to reach through all the political and social muck to so many cultures and backgrounds, especially in the times we live in now. IMHO, he is the GOAT.

"Killing them softly" it's one of the greatest stand up of all time. From begining to end. Best audience/comedian chemistry ever.

“We is chilling and shit” ! Always cracks me up that bit. 😂

Nobody has timing and delivery like dave. His jokes are hilarious but also meaningful. He is the best

The funniest thing he ever did was when he was the leader of the KKK but he didn’t know he was black because he was blind. Fucking hilarious

The brilliance of Dave Chapelle is that he'll tell a Hilarious joke but at the same time it will have a deeper meaning in society if you really listen to what he's saying. For example the baby in the projects story.

I heard that Baby In The Ghetto joke years ago and to this day, I think it is the funniest thing in the world.

Alot of y'all dont get it. "Killing them Softly" was 22 years ago! Ya'll have no idea how different the world was back then. House phones, Looney tunes, Sesame street...these were everyday things that EVERYONE grew up on & it resonated soooo deeply with the crowd of that day. This was before social media, high speed internet and even before chappelle show! This was just a man observing the world around him. I wish y'all understood how great his body of work really was. Dave built a room, placed us in the room, built our expectations with relevant cultural norms, then hit us with something we couldn't see coming. Often with contradictions to what we say we're all about. --- The punchlines are often our own inconsistencies.

"Bitch I live in a Fuckin Trash can!" is a quote I've used for 20 years now

“I think those black guys are gonna save us” ... Mmm mmm! Lol

Nobody else could ever come up with baby on the corner. Seriously. And the delivery... he really is GOAT.

"As a policy I never feel bad about anything I say up here"........ That is why I love Dave so much. He's been the greatest stand up comedian for the last 2 decades. From Charlie Murphy and David (Prince) Chapelle To Unforgiven. He's nothing but the realist, most down to earth and one of the smartest entertainers that has ever stepped foot on a stage. He's one of a kind. We won't see another like him in 50 years. Im so blessed to live in a time where I'm able to witness the greatest performer God has ever created. Hallelujah!! Say it again!! HALLELUJAH!!!!

Chinese pregnant lady: "I will NEVER buy one of your fucking DVDs again, Dave Chappelle!" Dave: "Ma'am, with all do respect: Chinese people don't buy DVDs." Me: "They make bootleg copies."

Nobody tells a story like Dave Chappelle.

Terrorist phoning the white house is my all-time fav joke, his delivery is god-like

I love when he hits the mic on his leg and laughs at his own jokes. He’s hilarious!

As someone that has had bad shit happen to him as a child, I must say that I find dave hilarious. They're jokes, nothing more. He doesn't condone the behaviour, he simply tells jokes. Better than anyone else imo.

“I’d like to give a shout out to ray ray and big Steve and uhh send some Newport’s”🤣🤣

Any time a friend or relative of mine says they took a trip to D.C. I always say "D.C.? Word. Thats a rough city mane." And they have no idea what I'm referencing.

It is so reassuring to know that there are people out there like Dave, and that other people get him. Art, in all it's forms relies on freedom of expression; extending the horizons of the collective human consciousness is our highest achievement.

Dave Chappelle rocks and is the best comedian today. Period.

Never get tired of this joke...”they is treating us good” 😂, legendary

They should've included the LGBT car joke, that was genius

I'm glad he came back to the stage. We need good comedy these days.

Dave is a comic genius his jokes evolve with time and the delivery is always epic

Somebody get a hold of Jah Rule so we can make sense of all this covid situation.

“I don’t wanna dance, I’m scared to death!” 😂😂😂😂

"Chinese people don't Buy CD's ! " that is GOLD.

Dave is the best stand up comedy host ever in the last century and will be a good source of comedy for generations from now. God bless you #DaveChappell✝️🇺🇸

When you watch the shows entirely, you think he's just riffing. His composure on the mic and story telling ability is one of the best.

I could listen to Dave for hours. A true artist.

When I have a rough day I always revert to Dave and a few others to make me smile and laugh.

Nothing beats the baby joke 😅. If you watch it Everytime it feels new and more funny.

The Sesame Street bit is for sure one of the funniest things ever said

"I'm talking about the crowd on the big stage. It's too hard to entertain a country whose ears are so brittle." ~Dave Chapelle, the funniest man on earth.

One of my favorite little parts of the baby in the projects joke is when he's talking about "it was a old limousine, I could just roll it down" 🤣

Young Dave Chappelle was hilarious, don't get me wrong the new Dave is really funny but the old Dave is the best comedian I ever heard.

“They is treatin us good . We all chillin an shit” 😂

"They didn't come out and call him a pimp...... but I know a pimp when I see one!!!"😁😂😁😂

the story with the kid had me in tears, one of the best jokes ive ever heard

I commend him for telling the PC crowd to go take a hike! I bet his audience now will quadruple! Welcome to the real world Chapelle! ❤️❤️

I can't get my head around old Dave and young Dave being the same person.

I still remember the first time I saw killin em softly. One of the funniest hours of standup ever

I never get tired of Dave

Dave’s delivery is so damn smooth, just story telling constantly

" The old baby on the corner trick" all time favorite joke of DC!!!!

“You only see this in the worst neighborhoods...Look out the window there was a f$cking baby standing on the corner....and the baby didn’t even look scared.....CLICK!” I died laughing.

Normally when I'm browsing the Tube I'll skip a video if I've seen it but I watch Dave clips over and over and they are funny every time. His delivery is perfection. He takes his time, he's patient. He lets us savour every sentence. Master. G.O.A.T. I can't pick a favourite bit because it is all hilarious.

Dave Chappelle, along with Bill Burr are without question my two top shelf comedians…

He is truly the goat ... best of our generation

It's so refreshing to look at the comments and see nothing but happy, positive comments. Ahhhmmmmazing

THE CAITLIN JENNER JOKE IM IN TEARS 😭

Love Dave! A real truth speaker. 👊🏼🇺🇸

Also, for YEARS when my brother would walk into my house or show up at a party the first thing he would say was "Hiiii Biiiirrrd" in the exact same voice. Some people got it, some people didn't but it made me happy inside every time.

It took me about 30 seconds to realize Charles Edward Cheese is Chuck E. Cheese 😂😂😂😂😂

I love the white guy accent; no one else? Dave must be protected at all cost!

Dave Chappelle is the best thing thing for depression. It's hard to be sad and laugh this hard.

"Yo! Yo my man, this is the most unprofessional shit I've ever seen, in all my days" I'm actually dying at that bit 😂😂😂

Dave may have perfected comedy.

Reminds me of a Futurama episode Robot (to police): “Stay back, I’ve got hostages!” (Shows them Zoidberg) Police: “Do you have any better hostages?”

Chappelle is my fav comedian.

1.4K dislikes??? Gotta be them Ts

"Get it together, grouch".

Dave Chappelle is the GOAT of stand up comedy. Nobody comes close.

"That's a good host!! " BEST part!!

I’ve yet to find a comedian quite as great as chappelle. He’s amazingly wise and insightful

He manages to hide such brilliance behind laughter. 🤣🤣

"I don't want to dance, nigga I am scared wright now!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

Killing them softly and for what it's worth are timeless specials. Dave is the #goat

"3am in the Ghetto": Dave Chappelle is So quick and original. He's the best, so great. Retains his identity but still is brilliant and sooo funny. It's "the truth hurts so we laugh cos otherwise we'd cry" kind of funny..

Dave: "Get outta here Crackie!"

The Ja Rule one is the best. The first time I heard it I was absolutely dying with laughter. So funny

This guy's brilliant. A breath of fresh air.

I don’t see how ppl can dislike his intellect, charisma, and his way of comedic storytelling. Amazing comedian!!

"If you ugly you gotta figure that shit out for yourself"🤣💕

GOAT. I wish he would go back to this style of comedy every once in a while, just straight up 7-8 minute story jokes with impressions etc... His voice has changed so I'm not sure if he can still do those type of voices still.

This man has always been the hilarious voice of reason tbh

Jus when you think he's Done...Dave gets better n better...

I love that in 2020 that Ja Rule joke is still hilarious Shit. . . 1.9k likes, appreciate y'all.

Absolutely love this man! He is hilarious 😂

Dave is king .I heard a story of two comedians were watching his act,and they said they were so humbled,this is why he is king!!

I always love how he cracks himself up. He’s so hilarious. I am rolling with laughter. I love love love Dave for so long. He still gets me 😂😂😂

Killing me softly is by far one of the most hilarious if not the most hilarious stand up show I've ever heard in my life. Legendary from beginning to end. Non stop hilarious, not one dull moment

"Send some newports" lmaooo

This man is a genius and a legend. I dream of meeting him so he can make fun of me and shower me with racist jokes. I would die laughing at them all. You can't be offended at racist jokes from a world class comedian. If there jokes about white people they are probably true anyways and that's what makes them so damn funny. I'm white I can make that comment and attest to his accuracy and infinite knowledge of southern seasoned crackers, the saltines of humanity lol. His jokes about any ethnic groups, cultures or any other terms used to identify certain groups are the best ones. One statement that I'll never forget is one that I was told by my grandpa as a child. It was to always remember that there is truth in humor and it has always rang true in the jokes that I have heard.

My favourite has to be the crack head landlord . 😂 😂 *coming for the rent* “cooooommmmme oooooon !! I neeeeeed it!. “

The JA RULE kills me every time...😂

Mr. Chappelle is a national treasure.

Dave Chappelle is GOAT. he makes me laugh like no other.

Funny af...... pick any 8 Chapelle jokes and they are the funniest.

"Im not strong enough to not look at the photos" LMFAOOOOOOOO

Thank you Dave for the best laugh in weeks!!

The way Dave deliver his jokes is just unbelievable, he is a legend 😂😂