"i am the science"

Touché

I don't understand sir, isn't he the head master?

But Mister Laurie considers himself a House.

Bit more of a documentary series

The other fella called himself House for several years, though.

@@MartinHiggins1972 🤣

Well no, what's happening atm is a teacher educating children how to identify a witch. Gender is a sociology term created to add imaginary context to two sexes and one genetic defect.

In THE 60's in THE 60's!

@@rhyssanders9122 haha! No! It's "their". that's the joke.

@@jadedjane6241 Duh, I was saying the line that came next

Believe it or not, stupid people were not invented in 2016

@@hendrixhotel no but this was a parody of people of their time but an accurate portrayal of the entitled shit stains that exist now. This is literally how people behave now.

Erm, no, parents were like that then too.

I could be wrong but I think I saw the child trying not to laugh a few times.

no, it's their son...

So the Karen's got married to eachother bought a house and ate 3 hot meals a day ?

@@joshuaizly5502 If by "bought" you mean "extorted from managers via numerous legal threats", then yes.

No, he is not the father of all Karens. He didn't have sexual intercourse.

@@ankavoskuilen1725 maybe he had them the normal way🤷‍♂️

Thats not Richard Hammond...no...he's much much shorter if that's at all possible.

And Mr. Casalinga a bit like James May

Yo im d e a d

@@swampy6194 If it were Richard Hammond then he'd been upside down, getting his trousers cut off by paramedics.

@@Slamminjoe Fry resembles May even without the compression

Nah. Indian kids are smart. They would never discuss this stuff in front of their parents.

Sad...and unfortunately glad I didn't become a teacher after all. Btw, kudos to all teachers.

Well it's either that or the soiled son is the coming of christ

@@therandomrat5238 I find that even scarier seeing as THIS man is his father! :=)

Hahaha! It's because people from the South are dumb and I'm smart, hahaha! It's so funny! My intellect is overwhelming because I watch documentaries with black science guy about cosmos and shit and TV shows on netflix! Comedic genius!11

​@@MrHejke kinda overplayed your hand there buddy, all you needed to do was not complain about a black guy for no reason. Then again the first thing in your acc is a trump video with pepe and 4chan shit, so you're not exactly helping your case here lmao

@@MrHejke Still believing angels are real, are we

@@coolcat5481 I'm an atheist. Still, there's hardly group as cringeworthy as midwit fedora tippers.Dunning Kruger much.

@@MrHejke I hope you one day find peace with yourself.

They were always part of society. It’s just that now they have been given a voice by the Trumps and Johnsons of this world.

They were a part of society then too at least in the US. Satanic Panic etc.

they have been part of the American society for decades but when openminded people implemented sex education in American classrooms it sorta died down for a while. Again the clowns demand their rights to make ignorant clowns out of their children

No, they have always been part of society. Which is probably why they made the sketch.

There are people who have children and don’t know how children are produced?

That era.. has yielded us many bastards. And I am not even from the west. But it was the same everywhere. Especially Royalty is/was full of illegitimate children

@@sailaab Oh my goodness! I'm a little bit scandalised. I guess morality might not have gone down, it just has shifted into the open?

🤣

Well there's two of them.

1:44 *actually *call

It's remarkable that he didn't break character what with all the audience laughing their heads off

Not now he’s gone to America, written a book and gone on all the talk shows whinging how downtrodden he is.

You are absolutely correct. Driving me a little nuts.

no it doesn't. It's just very low bitrate, and probably encoded with a 15-frame GOP about a million years ago, so you can see every I-frame.

@@hobbified yeah it was a joke

I believe it may have originally been filmed using a potato.

@@Mentocthemindtaker no it was filmed professionally, this is bad encoding

Always look on the bright side of life...

Huh? In what way is this reality?

Lol

I don't even know Spanish and I'm laughing XD

By God, you don't think Mrs. Smear is secretly married to another man and owns a house with him and is giving him three hot meals a day...? Oh the scandal!

What a way to find out you're adopted :v

yeah, some people cannot even define what a "woman" or a "man" is

​@@defeqel6537 "an adult who lives and identifies as female though they may have been said to have a different sex at birth" Literally the first dictionary result if you google, but I guess they don't teach googling in the type of schools you want the world to regress to :)

@einz holy bitch, shit bless americca!!! :D

No, they run California, New York or Great Britain to name just a few. Once their woman has nuts and no uterus, no amount of sexual intercourse can make this person pregnant. You definitely spent last decade somewhere in parallel dimension that you are not aware of it. J. K. Rowling somehow challenged that stupidity and that was hell of a pogrom against her afterwards. Those in Texas at least know how woman looks like and which toilet is appropriate for her

Found the Texan

@@mungo7136 Are you high?

​@@mungo7136 do they not teach you the difference between sex and gender? 9/10 times, these people's rebuttal boils down to: "i refuse to use modern vocabulary"

not really

@@3Crisstopher3 but it is Hugh Laurie,wath you meen not really?

​@@overstegustafsson1784 yup, that's Hugh Laurie playing Mr. Smear. you got your characters confused

house before becoming american

This is more George than House.

didnt house have a case with asexual reproduction?

@@lendonsookdeo8072 No, It was not a case of Parthenogenesis, I think House MD lied so to save the marriage of the couple. I don't remember why he did so

And Ernst Bornemann documented it.

Welcome to Tennesssee

Not really unique to America

Yeah, with the exception that in Alabama or Oklahoma it may also apply to siblings or cousins...

Of course they did.

@@LiveLXStudios Not unique to america, but definitely very relevant in america at the moment.

What does this have to do with the Florida legislature?

@@artugert It was a reference to the Don't Say Gay bill

@@asterix7842 Oh, I guess I missed the part where the skit mentioned homosexuality.

@@artugert I missed the part where the anti-grooming bill mentioned "gay" even once 🤔

He would have taught you it’s “I’d have* loved…”

He is very cool in many ways. 👍

wife is fat and got knocked up by the mailman did not notice she was pregnant because again she was fat and he has no idea what sex is and then while out of town she gives birth he comes back and Michael is there.

oh really? you can't see any other way?

@@magnusmedivh6555 - I can even see two ways. Kidnapping and the obvious one.😏

@@danijelandroid kidnapped is like forcefully adopted LOL

huh

@@sailaab it's a "Dr House"-joke.

@@bennylloyd-willner9667 No it's not. Its a joke about the sad fact that Bible thumpers in the Southern United States are actually this ignorantly, obnoxiously, tyranically puritanical.

I agree, but also conversely political zealots and atheists zealots alike

@@lemuelseale1640 There are atheist zealots? Do they go on crusades, perhaps? Or murder the gays?

@@DatBeanNat you really dont want to try and make that argument. Consider why it is that, universally speaking, all communist countries are largely atheist by technicality, replacing the ideology of religion with a worship of the state. China isnt exactly gay friendly, pol pots’ regime was certainly a crusade against anyone religious or scholarly, the USSR allowed eastern orthodoxy largely due to its state ties and its pro-state propagandism. The biggest atheist zealots were mao, pol pot, stalin, everyone in the kim dynasty, castro up until the 90s… see the correlation here between atheist zealotism and intolerance?

@@lemuelseale1640 Hahaha what? Russia uses the Orthodox church as a weapon and China only targets groups for ethnic purposes for genocide. But sure buddy. You keep blaming people who don't believe in your Sky Daddy for the world's ills.

@@DatBeanNat you clearly dont know your history. And also very clearly you have never been to either russia or china.

he is still very much an actor, what do you mean?

@@lukassyrovy9081 He's succumbed to the sad fate of *serious* acting. It was a terrible loss to the world of comedy.

@@AdmiralJota yeah i guess that does mad sense 🥲

@@AdmiralJota Actually he did a satiric/comedic series recently, "Avenue 5." He's still got it.

I think the milk man or the like has some involvement in this case...

@@koningbolo4700 May have been adopted from the milk man

@@matheusgoulart1618 haha🤣

If you mean it has been cut short by Stephen and Hugh you're right, they wrote it this way I believe (at least it is how it was shown in the ABOFAL episode).

@@bennylloyd-willner9667 I wasn't sure whether by the uploader or whether it was this way in the original episode, but either way it does come across as if it was cut short

@@Steve_P_B it's often how they end sketches in ABOFAL. It has a wtf? effect on the viewer and I think it is intentional. It's like the ending of the haircut sketch" when Stephen is "performing an encutment on a gentleman's hair" with Hugh as customer. I like when comedians don't follow "the general rules of sketch writing" 😊

@@bennylloyd-willner9667 unfortunately there's not any places to watch the whole episodes in Australia so I generally have to rely on UKposts clips like this

They enunciate so clearly, who needs it?

@@jjakiefte2165 ik, but they say they have subtitle.. i expect them to have subtitle.. they're clear enough to understand the jokes based on some pointers, but if there's subtitle as promised like the title said.. I get what I expected and can understand all words clearly. Like if a grocery stores says their bread has chocolate flavor, but it turns out it just plain bread. Someone ask about it and then you came and say "They are still bread and makes your stomach full anyway, who needs it?" Then you heroically save the day... Not everyone has normal hearing too, all I found is Auto-generated CC from Google, and it's sometimes inaccurate

@@rizqiimani I understand. would you like a new video or something of equal value?

Está en la transcripción 🤗

I think your expectation is reasonable. If you look in the description, you will find a screenplay of this sketch. It's not subtitles (and the uploader should definitely change the title of the video so as to not mislead viewers), but you might find it even more interesting!

No. The USA today teaches prepubsecent children that a man dressed as a woman is normal, and it's quite fine for such a person to read children stories with politicized messages about transgenderism. Please don't bother to respond. You're obviously far too biased in your views to appreciate any sense of balance or proportion.

​@@v1e1r1g1e1 The man in the sketch was upset about the school teaching something he claims to have never done... We won't judge you if you like to wear women's clothes but you need to be honest with yourself

@@v1e1r1g1e1 lmao you're on a frenzy

Ooh look at mr #relatable here dragging down the comment section with talk of politics. We all love being reminded of politics during funny joke time

@@lucalinadreemur9448 welp at least he’s right lol

The names are great.

What?? Where the hell do you live?? LOL

@@Rhamirezz85 The American Bible Belt. It's a srupid, stupid place.

youtube has a "CC" button. it works for me. i watched this video sans audio

@@troglodyto UKposts's "auto-generated" captioning isn't real captioning - it's a cheap and lazy, unreliable and inaccurate substitution for the real thing.

Yes, well, luckily it didn't need them. Because it's in English. And if you don't speak English, well you don't deserve comedy.

@@nono7105 so people who are deaf or hard of hearing don't deserve comedy? That's messed up

@@GaryMorin They should be content that we let them live. Demanding comedy as well? Pfft. What has this world come to?

There are plenty of non-religious right-wings, believe me :D

@@alexsherstiuk2537 it's not just right wings though

they wouldn’t have made it if it didn’t hold some truth to it even at the time

And apparently they are all in this comments section!

i guess humanity never really changes does it haha

You definitely meant to say covid believers, didn't you?

Where did the COVID go now?

Lol nah?

@@tesseract5569 In regard to creationists and conspiracy theorists? Very much so.

@@JanetStarChild Sure buddy

@@JanetStarChild Or those cultish, anti-science people who believe that men can become women.

@@mecurian485 Dude... Firstly, you're way off; the medical science actually supports the transgender phenomena. And secondly, you're coming off as transphobic; and any argument steeped in prejudice bias automatically makes said argument null.

@@epsi no shit

Are you stupid?

Yes, it's the guy that plays House. Pay no mind to the trolls.

@@sabatino1977 thank you i came here from the pilot for look around you

@@calebmalott8575 You're welcome!

What does the latter half of your comment mean? I understand the language but I can't quite grasp the context.

@@manusharma3371 In recent years absurdity became the norm. Flatearth, novax, all kind of messes with gender/sex, everything being racist/sexist, etc. What was once a joke now it feel like a real scene happened in a principle office.

@@gafrers Did you really compare antivaxxers with people minding their business? 😬😬

@@stormcloudsabound yeah mf really compared flat earthers to trans people existing

@@gafrers Why not ad Christianity to the list? Because they are the one believing in children being born without sex 😅

Hello. When are you invading?

@@duxcrottv8830 ?

@@irinapopovamezzo Ukraine. When is that former KGB chief and self appointed life time el presidente ordering troops to attack?

@@duxcrottv8830 i m not KGB. I m opera singer and leave in Vienna

@@irinapopovamezzo Quack!

Yes

Or Jeeves and Wooster. Yes, actors can play different charactors.

@@farmbrough Some yes but as i`ve learned these last several years . There are some actors that have made it big by just playing one character or just them self. it can be fun but also boring in the long run ...

@@notsure7060 but Hugh Laurie has played over a hundred roles.

@@farmbrough i was not refering (typo) to him in my last comment but in acting in general like you did above . You said "Yes, actors can play different characters." and i just elaborated on the fact that not every actor is as good as Hugh Laurie . I meant not to say he is a bad actor ... he can play a variety of different roles but for instance Adam Sandler can not .... in my opinion that is

The bastards say the left are such snowflakes and whatnot, but a lot of them will boycott anything first chance they get and whine a lot to authorities. Christ that new Lightyear film had 2 old lesbians give a loving peck to each other in marriage for 2 seconds and the cunts are like 'go woke or go broke,' 'boycott Disney for this.'

What’s a CRT parent?

@@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim The people who strongly believe elementary schools are teaching their kids an advanced college-level course, intended for lawyers. When trying to explain facts to these people, you get shot down because they have “faith” which apparently overrules fact, nowadays.

@@tetchuma ah ok! yeah CONservatives have lost their dang minds

I assume Cathode Ray Tube parents. Those old screens were... good for their time

Prepare to be blasted by a bunch of lefty groomers lol

The video is parodying your kind, you know?

@@FreedomPuppy At the time it was a parody, but in retrospect everything these people were afraid of has come to pass.

@@robertmartin6800 Although many places, especially in the USA, definitely overdo it with bringing up sexuality to children who are not even close to puberty, the majority of what is taught is indeed true and important to be shown to post-pubescent people who could be struggling with sexuality and gender roles that very traditional societies do not accept which can be very harmful to people's psychosocial states.

@@urmumwota4185 Our children are less mentally healthy than at any other point in our history, I don't see any basis for the notion that _not_ enforcing traditional gender roles, or exposing them to sexually explicit content when they're still children, are boons to children's mental health, it seems more likely that the opposite is the case. That may be what they self report, but that's certainly not what the data are telling us. The children being exposed to such content, and who have nontraditional gender and sexual roles enforced upon them are far and away the least mentally healthy.

No, they wouldn't find the humor in this, as these parents tend to be humorless bullies. Like their hero Donny T, their range of humor is limited to punching down, and their self-righteous narcissism doesn't allow self-reflection or empathy. Sad state of affairs in the U.S.

Transgender biology... like married bachelors? The flight characteristics of submarines? The eating habits of small rocks? Pseudoscience today is certainly more prolific than ever but it just doesn't feel like it's trying very hard.😄

Why? Are you trying to give them ideas??

I think it's better for them to teach transgender psychology and how they come to be rather than explaining their biology since there's nothing awry going on in their biology and most of the issue happens inside their psyche. Unless of course you're talking about hermaphrodites.

"Transgender biology" is a contradiction. Transgenderism is based on gender theory. It specifically relies on explaining away biological reality.

This is (along with Jeeves & Wooster) how many of us Europeans grew up with him I think. I love any version of Hugh and Stephen "Melchett" Fry 😁

@@bennylloyd-willner9667 I'm sure it was a hilarious show. Might watch it sometime. 👍🏾

It's hard to believe, isn't it.

@@ccgamedes33 exactly.

@@bennylloyd-willner9667 I concur and I'm American but a fan of Brit humor for some 45 plus years. 👍

Yes they should learn it's the female that gets pregnant.

What is this supposed to mean?

@@Mutantcy1992 Many American school parents complain about science and health topics taught to students. Seeing this video compares with how odd the complaints are.

@@HonestlyAnnaFun okay, and you're American or what?

Why? It's basically what's taught in schools nowadays.

Communist sheep

Ummm...no? I'm neither a nation nor a Nazi.

I doubt they would-see it, or get the point if they did.

@Drwatsconca what the left wing is doing is dangerous. you do not discuss any sex related issues with kids 3-4-5-6-7 year old. I believe telling kids of 5 years old what they have between their legs at that age is called grooming. I happen to have seen some of the material and that is extremelly concerning. I'm glad that many states have taken action to prevent this nonsense. Up until one is 12 years of age, reproduction etc should not enter the curriculum. It is for the parents then to decide what they want to do, that's their child after all.

Yeah, self awareness and understanding metaphore and sarcasm really aren't their strong suits. Hence why they are how they are.

@@michaelturyn4558 u r of course joking or you don't have kids. NO ONE can talk to my kids of 5-9 years of age about sexual orientation.

Uh... you realize saying "only an adult female can get pregnant from having sex" is actually radically transphobic regressive language that would get you banned on twitter, right? It's not "the American right" pushing insanity on kids these days boss.

they all do

Still 1000x times better than any leftist

Either put up or shut up

Every group is like such these days. Leftist Muslims Liberals Right wing/Conservative. It's just that there's a wave of Right wing all around the world and they get away with this. But All fronts are equally resembles the mentioned person.

they should convert to a less insane religion. nobody worships Odin anymore(to a significant degree). Cult of Trump maybe?

It's right wing activists across the globe, really. Quite amazing how far we've regressed as a species!

*normal, rational people

@Ajit Adonis Manilal yup, I love it when these people get all worked up about the concept of men getting pregnant, then on Sunday go to church to hear about that time a virgin gave birth.