Microwaves should be called Macrowaves because of the amplitude

Guest: "What is that?" *30-minute unskippable cutscene*

Your delivery of that "Oops!" took me out!

The images in that michaelwave cookbook are actually so expressive, like, I'm being affected by their vision of the future. It's holographic and intense, not fully present but still overwhelming what it sits on top of. It comes at you fast and hard, like the first drop on a rollercoaster, but at the same time vague and hard to grasp, dreamlike. That's a trivial statement about the future but such a specific and strange emotion to invoke. Yeah this is Art

The price of the microwave book just went up 1000%

Michael's house must be a complete conversational minefield. Guest: "What's this?" Michael: *breaths in*.

"guys, get ready to cook FAST! OHOHOHOHOHH"

"Soup Can? more like Poop Can't." Michael Stevens, 2024

In the Enron execs defense: Most of their crimes were committed before the book was distributed.

Actually, why don't 25% of cars have a microwave?

Back in a time where even cookbooks had a science lesson

70s casually dropped the hardest photography collection in the name of a cookbook

A friend of mine worked for a subsidiary of Enron - *RIGHT* before the poop hit the can, er, fan, he was laid off in a mass layoff that barely preceded the public revelations. As part of being laid off, he was cashed out of his company stock. Over $100,000. One year later, that same stock would have been worth less than $300.

Vsauce: I can yap about microwaves for a whole minute and everybody will still watch me

Vsauce invites others over, leaves a bunch of curious items out so people stay then he can trap them in the basement. Can confirm because I am currently trapped

My grandmother had that book for the microwave she had since before I was born. That thing was powerful and tough. It browned better than any commercial version I had ever used in many professional kitchens that had really nice microwaves. Funny thing about commercial units is they don’t have windows; you don’t have time to watch, you just know the recipe. . I inherited it after she died, and handed it down to my mother in law after her husband passed. As far as I know her, the kids that are left close and her grandchildren still use it. Darn thing is almost as old as my truck.

I actually have an early booklet issued by telephone companies explaining what the intetnet is during the mid+1990's, it even lists tonnes of helpful information on how to find businesses, what an e-mail is and how to register for free, how you can get freebies, find love online, find videos of people... Well, doing what they do after finding love (yes, this booklet actually explains where you can find free prawn, though from what I can remember the women in the illustrations wear lingerie). This book is an amazing historical work because it's basically explaining every detail of the internet to someone who has literally never used the internet.

“Guys, get ready to cook fast” *Becomes French Santa*

Microwaves in cars sounds like a great idea actually

Microwaves can be used to cook. Most companies just don't program them with the cooking programs they used to and they need to be manually adjusted instead, making them harder to use than a real oven. But back in the 80s and such they had hundreds of cooking programs.

Guest: What is that? Vsauce: You've just activated my trap card! Proceeds to bombard them with knowledge

If they had only listed those crimes on page 1

that enron ethics book is a masterpiece and should be in a museum and i want one really badly

One of the rarest book I’ve read is this children’s/teens book published in russian in late ussr for children in ussr. My aunt had bought this for older cousins in 80s and somehow I got my hand on them. These books were fascinating , colorful photographs full of scientific progress and achievements written for children. As a child it was one of my favorite books.

Officer, why'd you pull me over? I was just grabbing my Ramen out of the microwave. Kept my eyes on the road the whole time.

Nice arm hair!

My grandfather took my grandmother to a microwave demonstration in 1979 and had to drive for about 2 hours to get there. They came home with their first microwave that cost them £700. She got rid of it last year because the dial failed.

Cambels weren't overly inaccurate The year 2000, 30% of vehicles were campervans/caravans and in the year 2001 80% of campervans and caravans had a microwave

Dr. Emmett Brown needs to design a new DeLorean.

Enron really went "do as I say, not as I do"

The microwave in the car isn't the worst idea ever and about half of truck drivers have one so I wonder what that comes out to

“OoOooPpPsS!” Got me rolling on the floor

Finally, a cookbook that caters to my culinary skill

Vsauce is the only person to read microwave instructions when he's bored💀

Enron executives: we were just pressure testing the limits of the ethics.

“soup can, more like poop can’t” changed my life

If you read between the lines it says "disregard this book"

I wish vsauce would go back to making normal videos instead of just shorts

Vsauce: "My name is Michael" Vsauce: "Looks like trevor with big beard"

"Get ready to cook fast. HØĤÒHOHOHOHOO"

Michael is basically an artistic masterpiece

Okay, but a car with a microwave sounds awesome for long road trips!

I trust everything this man tells me, partly because he usually right, and partly because I don't want to know what happens if I disagree.

I love how random yet entertaining Vsauce videos are

My wife found one of those Code of Ethics at Portland General Electric a few years after the fall of Enron buried deep in the back of a drawer. They all had a good laugh. They were a subsidiarity of Enron.

in Cambell's defense, they said 25%, not just "all cars". RVs and Campers have microwaves in them and technjcally they belong to the broader category of "Cars".

@Vsauce Have you ever considered doing a collaboration with @chubbyemu Think it would be amazing

Ok but microwave in the car sounds really helpful. Especially for family cars.

"Guys, get ready to cook fast 🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅"

And then some artist put his own poop in a can.

bro turned french after saying: guys get ready to cook fast

Well there are quite a few air fryers I've seen in truck cabins on shorts here. Almost like a better microwave 🤷🏻‍♀️

The actual surprising thing is Michael's change of eyewear

Michael, I think I get it now. So I wanted to thank you for guiding me and everyone else. What you do is truly special. May you find true peace in the endless depths of everything and nothing. Much love

Please write a code of ethics on how to act human

Most sane VSauce book:

I love that he's got friends who'll actually ask 'what is that?' about random books on the shelf.

That “Oops” had a natural vibrato to it

Most sane VSauce book

Why did this pop up after I started the microwave?🤔Does Michael know?

Would really like to see a long form video on Michael’s obscure book collection now

Now I feel bad for him because I feel like when he's older and he passes away, someone will come along that has no clue what most of his stuff is or what it means so they'll just throw it away

The UN wrote the Geneva Convention while greenlighting the Nakba which violated just about every article of the Geneva Convention

Vsauce be setting knowledge traps

Michael ive loved your channel since 2010 and so did my Dad. He passed away last December and now that youre salt and pepper and wesring your beard long you look just like him and your humor reminds me of him so i just wanted to say from a near lifelong fan, thank you for everything.

!!!! i had basic microwaving as a teenager & have always been obsessed with it, especially "browning agents"

Engineer code of ethics: Hold paramount the safety and welfare of the public and the environment. Defence industry: Here's a fat salary for you

The year 2000 might have been a bit early, but cars these days often have a microwave in them, it tends to be called 'cellular connection' or something like it. But that's still microwaves been send out and received.

"on the lips"☠️

V-sauce will never not have the best literary recommendations I've ever heard!

If Micheal ever writes a book on how to be "sane",it would be the most hypocritical book ever made and i am buying the first copy of that ngl.

"Get ready to cook fast *turns into santa*

The typography of that microwave book is actually gorgeous.

That "Oops!" got me lol

Never thought we would get Vsauce talking about microwave before GTA - 6 .

Michael, where did you find the book of Ethics?

“Soup can? More like poop can’t.” - Vsauce, 2024

we definitely missed the boat on car microwaves

Vsauce is becoming normal day by day.

“ooops!” delivery of that knocked me out 😭

Vsauce's passion for everything he talks about. Makes me enjoy listening to whatever he says. His kid is going to grow up with so much curiosity. This guy is a blessing on the internet.

Bro why do you have goverment files, he has more knowledge than all the goverments combined

"oHOOHOOHOOOHOO" - Vsauce

"soup can? more like poop can't" -Vsauce

most sane Vsauce video

"Guys! Get ready to cook fast" *laughs in french*

That book is good?

The cover of the microwave book really is special, I'm glad you mentioned it.

Vsauce: "EWPSSSS"

That "E" looks like the E of Evil Corp from Mr Robot.

Men who speak kind words, do the most evil things.

That Enron Ethics book was such a good find.

"Get ready to cook fast" was the scrapped tagline for Breaking Bad

"Oops 🤭"

Vsauce looks like a far cry villain with these glasses 😂

The classic “do as I say, not do as a I do” scenario!

Funny thing about Enron is that their logo was the Inspiration for E Corp in Mr Robot, which the Protagonist always refers to as "Evil Corp"

That’s a $250 code of ethics book

Their logo looks a lot like the Evil Corp logo

"Hey Vsause Michael here" never gets old