A True 100% Speedrun of Papers Please
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Рік томуToday we are speedrunning all 20 endings are 7 token in Papers Please, to complete it's 100% speedrun. The speedrun actually has some really cool (and dark) tech too so enjoy
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Watch the world record speedrun here: this video
My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
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@NStripleseven Рік тому
90 percent of the endings are just “You messed up. You are arrested. The punishment is forced labor. Screw you.”
@charallave1000 Рік тому
"The penalty is death. Your family's fate is uwnknown. Fuck you. Glory to Arstotzka."
@NStripleseven Рік тому
@@charallave1000 that’s the other 10%
@LeventK Рік тому
Actually, 3 of 20 endings are good endings, which makes at least 15% 🤓
@filekop Рік тому
Accurate description of Soviet life
@brentrichards1200 Рік тому
Socialism
@chiangkai-shrek1575 Рік тому
"Honey, why are you taking away the heat?" "You don't get it, I NEED to get ending 4!"
@ultimateloser3411 Рік тому
The plot thickens
@spice_2085 Рік тому
I don't know what this game is, nor have I watched the video yet, but I think I'm satisfied not knowing the context to this comment.
@NerdyCatCoffeeee Рік тому
@@spice_2085 You're basically playing a genie. Whoever scratches the lamp first, gets to tell you who to bark at
@NerdyCatCoffeeee Рік тому
@@spice_2085 And, also, you can kill most of your family, which is kinda nice for saving money on hard mode
@joakimberg7897 Рік тому
@@spice_2085 play it
@derekrequiem4359 Рік тому
"Having a family is expensive which means we want to kill everyone except for our wife." - EazySpeezy, 2022
@finnwheadon8547 Рік тому
So, teh first speedrun strat is the kill our family
@greenslider9058 Рік тому
Best husband and father
@Twinster20 Рік тому
No risk of generational trauma if there's no next generation
@reinhardheinzwarfelr8215 Рік тому
"I can always make another"
@bigchunga4982 Рік тому
"It's a simple calculation"
@biglegs Рік тому
Papers, Please: A very interesting game that tests your moral compass and gives you several things to think about Speedrunners:
@mekullag9787 Рік тому
so first thing I’ll do is let my entire family die of starvation and disease…
@MiGujack3 Рік тому
Speedrunners: This is FAST and not Furious, so no FAMILY is allowed.
@annapotat0987 Рік тому
"having a family is expensive so were going to kill everyone except our wife"
@Chillerll Рік тому
Lucas Pope: I added the family so the player has a reason to care about their job. Speedrunners: And we took that personally.
@realjameskii 11 місяців тому
@@Chillerll the speedrunners are doing the exact opposite of that
@piboy1484 Рік тому
Hey, I'm the guy that currently has the WR in the all endings category, as well as the person who wrote the guide that I'm fairly sure you used for this video. Just want to say great job on this video, it does a really good job of explaining the different mechanics and endings clearly. Plus your time is actually really good, only 27 seconds slower than my original WR using the same route, and I didn't spend the time collecting tokens in that! But yeah, 10/10 video and of course, Glory to Arstotzka!
@SenkaBandit Рік тому
haiii :3 hiii ^_^
@daffydj Рік тому
:0 Hello comrade, Glory to Arstotzka!
@yoshi7530 Рік тому
Whoa didn’t expect to see someone like you here
@eskibileyci198 Рік тому
hats off to you pal
@eagle56786 Рік тому
goat
@JakobVelliz Рік тому
Just FYI, something I learned from playing this game a lot is whenever there's new rules implemented then the first applicant will always be approved for entry in most of the cases, i.e first applicant on the day when the entry tickets are implemented will always be an approved applicant, so you can always approve them instantly to save time. The only thing i can think of when this is not the case is when the game tells you there will be forged stamps in circulation
@maro0155 Рік тому
or when you start looking for wanted criminals - the first applicant will always be on the wanted list
@timonobel615 Рік тому
And the one day rule of no imporians
@lumiinousity Рік тому
“You are hot like fire, object of desire, wrap my heart in wire. Approve my visa” Eazy: “I appreciate it!” Seconds after denying her 😂
@vincenttt8289 Рік тому
You are my fire The one desire
@VGF80 Рік тому
@@vincenttt8289 Believe, when I say I want it that way
@cyberqueen201 Рік тому
@@VGF80 TELL ME WHY
@dddant Рік тому
@@cyberqueen201 AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEART BREAK
@yeet21tuamiamidolphinscheetah Рік тому
@@dddant tell me why
@OverseerMoti Рік тому
A little optimization strat: - Put the passport in between the stamps; you only need to see the green or the red instead of the full stamp. - Starting from the reason stamp being implemented, put the audio transcript on the table.
@nickrustyson8124 Рік тому
Also when you get something new, the first guy is always correct
@DrEcho Рік тому
You can also alternate food and heat and keep everyone alive if money's tight.
@kuruju_vtube Рік тому
@@DrEcho pass, it's so expensive to have a family, rather kill them all.
@F.B.I Рік тому
@@DrEcho i played this game for 100+ hours and i didnt have any problems with money and family both on PC and Mobile, i cant even think HOW people can mess up THIS bad
@DrEcho Рік тому
@@F.B.I I understand that. All I'm saying is that it's a safe strategy that I don't think Pope intended for players to figure out.
@cheesydanishgaming3333 Рік тому
EazySpeezy, the speedrunner that doesn’t really care about the time he gets only the fun that comes with speed running
@buzzsawwyrm1595 Рік тому
Like 301 and ye
@TheSoulCalledZuzia 3 місяці тому
True!
@lod4246 8 днів тому
speedfunner
@Tabsau Рік тому
I love the thought of the main character just talking to himself predicting everything while rushing through his work
@Donerci_Pikacu_Usta Рік тому
1:08 “It might seem there aren’t much speedrun strats for this game but don’t worry because there is a lot more than you might think” “The first one being killing our own family” Yeah it just a speedrun strat (!) That went dark REEEEAAAL quick
@benro6564 Рік тому
This game is great. I wish it got a VR version like their other game "Please Don't Touch Anything." Being in the booth in VR and having to actually shoot terrorists would be so intense Edit: Yes I am aware that they weren't actually made by the same guy. I heard it once and just went with it without looking more into it. I didn't want to edit it earlier because in case my comment got hearted, the heart would be removed. But there's no chance of it being hearted now so whatever
@joshlegacy1101 Рік тому
Was this made by the same people? Lucas Pope made this.
@LucasPlay171 Рік тому
@@joshlegacy1101 yup, 100% sure
@winglessdraco4865 Рік тому
This. This NEEDS to be done. I loved Please don't touch anything in VR but Paper's Please in VR sounds like an insane experence.
@JohnJohnson-lr3ve Рік тому
Nowhere have I seen it say that this too was made by Lucas Pope, not on Pope's personal website or on the please don't touch anything site. Thought this was a completely separate dev
@NightlyChart86 Рік тому
That’d be sick as hell
@UltraPoyoColt Рік тому
Neat to see a quick overview of all endings, and a speedrun too! Awesome!
@UltraPoyoColt Рік тому
Here before 1 hour!
@kosmosfan01 Рік тому
Game: Almost all of your family has died. Eazy: Looks like I'll PB this time around with that time save 😆
@xavierputman2304 Рік тому
As a random Irish man once said: GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
@Fowlplay141 Рік тому
I saw Jorji and immediately went POTATO MAN!!!
@ilovemugs Рік тому
It is a fictional universe taking place in USSR, so I don't understand how is there an Irish person
@mrmikal11 Рік тому
@@ilovemugs jacksepticeye played the game; he’s referencing that
@F.B.I Рік тому
@@ilovemugs not really USSR, but something similar
@dividedstatesofamerica2520 Рік тому
@@F.B.I Yes really, it is.
@serjgaming1622 Рік тому
idk why i was laughing so hard at 16:10 when he went from Dmitri in the stall to being arrested to back to dmitri being in the stall in the span of 5 seconds
@BatuhanDere 6 місяців тому
Its cuz of dimitri's moustache
@princeofpersia8232 Рік тому
You sat almost 7 hours for this speedrun.Huge respect man!
@pixilfygaming4086 Рік тому
I think we can all agree that watching easyspeezy play this older game gives us nostalgia
@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis Рік тому
this ain't that old. still gold doe
@majorpwner241 Рік тому
Gen Z kids can all agree on that.
@jeff9400 Рік тому
o... older??
@Muffinmurdurer Рік тому
If you were born after Papers Please came out you shouldn't be allowed on the internet.
@ADuxk Рік тому
older?
@TroyVan6654 Рік тому
18:51 This is because if you help EZIC on all the tasks (or all but one), they will trust you and basically consider you one of them. On day 31 when they plan to blow up the wall, they will give you a heads up to hold your fire and let them do their thing, and that you won't be harmed. If you then kill one or both attackers, you will have betrayed them, and all endings (apart from the ones where you escape the country) reflect the fact. If you don't do the required number of tasks for them, they will see you as just another obstacle in their attack plan. If you kill them, you won't be considered to have betrayed them, and they won't communicate to you in the endings.
@TroyaNR Рік тому
This is one of the first games I ever played on PC. This video made me happy to see it again
@airsickparrot80 Рік тому
I love it how he Causley says "And then we got a bomb we have to defuse" saying that like thats a normal statement. lol. Love this guy.
@lilypad2245 Рік тому
I always wondered how a speed run of this game would work
@Russia_Moscow_countryhuman Рік тому
I remember this game! It was fun and I’m glad people are still playing it
@julka_he9292 Рік тому
The tip for future speed runners: the first person ALWAYS have the new things correct, or if u just unlocked wanted people then first one is always wanted
@julka_he9292 Рік тому
Hope u guys understand, I’m not fluent in English
@arvi4766 Рік тому
@@julka_he9292 no its ok
@micheru3563 Рік тому
this video made me want to play some papers please for the first time in a while. unfortunately, i tried to get other endings, but it wouldnt register that i did. which sucks. pretty cool seeing an old game get some recognition in 2022
@polargames6693 Рік тому
"DETENTION!! " "DA FUC OUTTA MY LINE" and last but not least.... "Potato Man!"
@memeweirdguyn.0019 Рік тому
What this would probably look like to the border guard: *madman takes five seconds to process all the immigrants, the Arstotzka government is panicked not knowing what to do to stop this man that seemingly escapes prison, kills his family, collaborates and/or destroys a entire terrorist organization and if that wasn't enough keeps buying tickets to get out of the country and get back in for the next day*
@Benny_AUT Рік тому
Also, he is a psychopath, let almost his entire family die of starvation, comes back from death and is capable of time travel
@acekungaming3385 3 місяці тому
this was cut and edited so well, great job, very watchable as i've always been curious about all the endings c:
@guy990 Рік тому
Looked forward to this video, learned a lot about the different endings!
@gustavogcoelho182 Рік тому
Im loving these longer videos of summed up long gameplays
@psyclic2800 Рік тому
love your vids man, keep making em
@IAMTOMSAWYER Рік тому
I loved playing this, it was really enjoyable reliving this game with you!
@Matt561 5 місяців тому
My wife's name is in this game, He was taking submissions in the beta.
@shadowwolf3455 Рік тому
Honestly thank you because in never see anyone do a 100 percent speed run of papers plz
@stacey9377 5 місяців тому
the amount of time and effort it takes to do it over and over again for covering this video is insane subscription deserved
@mrgamer-sn1tp Рік тому
lesson learnt: if you want to illegally enter a country, bring shiny things to give to the guards
@pooriap837 Рік тому
Hell yeah i always wanted a papers please speedrun
@ogorekcyfrowywdupiekota Рік тому
Great game and a great speedrun my man!
@HBRO_04 8 місяців тому
This game was also so scary to me like the vibe is so gloomy and weird. And I’m always anxious with anxiety. Edit: like I feel so emerged into the world if that time era
@Potent_Techmology Місяць тому
imagine living in German occupied Poland or the East Bloc just within the last 70 years
@HBRO_04 Місяць тому
@@Potent_Techmology oh yeah, you right
@Potent_Techmology Місяць тому
history is taught so poorly this stuff is so interesting, makes you think special interests control what/how you learn about the past for a reason...@@HBRO_04
@Name_coming_soon Рік тому
I’ve watched this video like 10 times this week and it only gets better
@cq4538r Рік тому
I'm curious as to see how Eazy would do speedrunning all endings for "Please, Don't Touch Anything"...
@regelepalmierilor4582 Рік тому
Bro the damn memories of his game. Good times
@Auugghughg Рік тому
An amazing game, can’t wait to see how well you do
@hazybee_ Рік тому
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY I LOVE PAPERS PLEASE SM
@pigoverlord8250 Рік тому
Honestly, I think a lifetime in the gulag is worse for Simon than getting tortured for like a day or two
@dudewithnolifepoop Рік тому
whole family is dying speedrunners: a small price to pay for slightly better times
@Anonymous-gj4yi Рік тому
Oh my god, you just speedran my favorite game, thanks for speedrunning this game.
@xx_robotkrew_xx1446 Рік тому
If it takes this speed run over 6 hours to 100% complete the game, then I wonder how long a normal 100% play through would take
@prokaryoticcellwithanucleu2438 Рік тому
I love this game. Thank you for Speedrunning this. Glory to Arstotzka!
@daniflorin5350 Рік тому
I literally just replayed this game like 3 days ago, god i love this game. I would do anything for a sequel or a dlc.
@nyanSynxPHOENIX Рік тому
The Brexit one was a spiritual successor, right?
@adityarajkhowalama5081 Рік тому
There's a short film named "Papers Please" which u might like
@yungratpoison Рік тому
just checked my steam and i havent played this since 2014 wow time flies im about to go play it again
@fabien1443 Рік тому
I would Love to see a Stackland Speed run from you. I allways Love to see your Speed runs, and i think you will Love the game as much i do
@tac0s1k_jd75 Рік тому
Yooo I didnt see that coming up! I was wondering if you will do a speed run of this game... Anyways I love this game and im happy you speedrun'ed it!
@maee Рік тому
Yay, you finally did it!! Papers, Please is one of my favorite games of all-time :D Glory to Arstotzka!
@antonismi3810 Рік тому
The world of Papers Please is full of awdul regimes, but this video shows us who the real monster is
@Gamering22 Рік тому
“There actually are a few speedrun tricks we can do here, the first one being killing our family” Well okay then
@Yashuop Рік тому
Don’t we all love a daily dose of watching EasySpeezy?❤
@kianyt7987 Рік тому
🫧
@kianyt7987 Рік тому
bubbles
@YourLocalCommenter0 Рік тому
He doesn't upload daily
@kianyt7987 Рік тому
Say ABC if you like dinosaurs.
@kianyt7987 Рік тому
Abc
@MartijnMos Рік тому
Great to see such an awesome play through of the game. While watching I thought there was a "perfect" ending as well, but after the video I remembered that you always get at least 1 citation from the friend of your boss. So I guess that's not a thing. Also thought there were different endings if you managed to leave with different family members alive, but I suppose they're the same "Escape with Family" ending. Weird that there are 4 different versions of "You go to Jail!" yet only one "You escape with the Fam!" Anyways, awesome video. Makes me wanna replay the game again :)
@mytiliss682 Рік тому
I thought you have to get less than 2 citations for "Glory to Arstozka" ending. Maybe it's only for achievement.
@729MendicantTide 10 місяців тому
Doesn't the forced citation have to do with Jorji offering you his passport to confiscate without authorization?
@Brice__420 9 місяців тому
I’m starting to love these speed runs finally something that isn’t a reaction on UKposts😂
@mikuthedragon Рік тому
casually uploads a speedrun on a game with 20 endings, props to you man
@nyanSynxPHOENIX Рік тому
Your editing made it seem like this was easy and quick, then I would look at the timestamp and realize a few hours have already gone by.
@alonfarji Рік тому
I can hear in my head Jacksepticeye yells "Glory to Arstotzka!"
@lucabelcea1510 Рік тому
GLORY TO ARSTOZKA
@roadstarification Рік тому
Little potato man
@dream_walker9726 Рік тому
same
@jeremysepicrun Місяць тому
Glad i watched your speedruns, rather than trying to figure out each ending myself
@ObsidianHunter99 Рік тому
Wait doesn't Sergiu's whole story end with a token that you technically missed here by letting him die?
@VGF80 Рік тому
@@uncreative127 It's worth the citation, but not for speedrunning.
@timothymclean 9 місяців тому
Nope, you only get credits and a warm fuzzy feelings, neither of which is required for a 100% speedrun. Especially not the warm fuzzies.
@StopGreenscreenkidsnow77 Рік тому
This video is cool, Nice editing!
@Tamalesher Рік тому
Love speedrunning ngl ❤️
@ihavenoidea1304 Рік тому
LOVE this game! Its way too fun
@spectrickx1678 Рік тому
Did not expect this game to be a speedrun.
@kiwi5675 6 місяців тому
This is exactly what I wanted!
@Mscz101 Рік тому
Dude I love papers please! This game is amazing
@lythd Рік тому
ahhh i love this game, thanks
@top_fin Рік тому
I was literally just starting to get back into the game and this video pops up
@fakeformaggino6524 Рік тому
Well done bro amazing video to watch
@andrewbright8062 18 днів тому
I'm surprised there isn't an ending for keeping every family member alive for the month.
@Rezec75 6 днів тому
Amazing, I didn't know the game had so much in it.
@maddy1703 Рік тому
i love this game so much
@larrry04 Рік тому
YESSS YES YES BEEN WAITING 🔥🔥
@santaslilhelper4945 Рік тому
Damn man, how do you learn the routes for these games so fast? How long do you usually spend on a video? I’d love to make content like this someday. seems fun, but like a huge amount of work though.
@hollowed1 Рік тому
He uses guides made by other speed runners
@bartudundar3193 Рік тому
"It's kind of an annoying check though so I mess it up a lot" It's usually pretty easy actually. Check if seal is there first and then remember that Square seals don't have M.O.A. written on them and circular ones do. That's it. Work permit seals are much more troublesome since they are pressed on writing and their writing can be obscured. There are also four different versions of those seals so you might as well not care about them for the purposes of a speedrun.
@iqumigt4310 Рік тому
ily man fr, best creator on this platform
@patrick_epic6969 Рік тому
papers please: ah yes i am a very good 2013 ga- easyspeezy: SPEEDRUN
@batmorrigan7616 Рік тому
I love your videos!!! I cannot wait to see what you play next!
@diegohinojosa4882 Рік тому
You can hear his sanity slowly leaving because he’s taken hours speedrunning
@dakurlzzmask8695 Рік тому
Never really thought that you could speed run papers please
@depresseddoggo1104 Рік тому
12:26 “we get our next early day home” *motorcycle explosion*
@MageSkeleton Рік тому
was nice to see this game get some love. That was actually neat to watch and you'd think there's be more and other dumb "trinkets" lolz
@SAmaryllis Рік тому
Yayyy Papers Please! I didn't think there would be speedrun strats but of course there are :D Cool to learn about this kind of playstyle in a stressful game lol
@kadidotognuratreb8267 Рік тому
I swear every time I watch someone playing the exact same game, this guy make a speed run of it
@ironwolf4065 Рік тому
I that it would be awsome is you tried to speedrun “a way out” if there is a speedrun for it with your brother, sister or one of your UKposts friends. Its a cool game and i would love to see you play it!
@anustin3439 Рік тому
Fun fact: this game came to mobile this year, 100% worth checking out!!
@lum7311 Рік тому
where can i find it
@ricku7765 Рік тому
@@lum7311 playstore but it's paid
@theonlybigsmoke Рік тому
@@ricku7765 Of course it's paid, the original game was also paid so it would make sense to make the mobile game paid as well .
@ricku7765 Рік тому
@@theonlybigsmoke vampire survivors is free but paid on steam which is original 😑
@angusbigmore697 Рік тому
I can definitely see there is a mechanic in the house haha, that sweater looks as good as the crackers! So crunchy
@sanjeevsinghrajput5593 Рік тому
I love this game, partly because that the story starts on my birthday (minus the year)
@RlingCap-uk6rk 7 місяців тому
A strat: Have your rule book just at the corner of your booth and have it be opened at "rules".
@BlitzerXYZ Рік тому
I didn't realize there was 20 endings. I feel like I watched all of them
@Name_Pendingg Рік тому
"The first one being killing our family!" EazySpeezy 2022
@nickwang9693 Рік тому
best husband of the year award goes to EasySpeezy
@Richslavedolph Рік тому
I was praying you would play papers please, its crazy how you read my mind wtf
@Divinegoldenlight Рік тому
My life is now completely, I can relive my Papers, please trauma again!
@Krystal_Gaming_ Рік тому
The person you call jorji I call potato man and he's honestly a great guy
@Jawpuh Рік тому
i love this game!
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