type all info of that messages and all the achievements

nostalgia

Cookie clicker is the reason we got all the world wars and the cold war

Based

@@uly22 We click the cookie since 16th century

Haha yeah I know that… language…

Totally

@@BoneJuices its the ender man language

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Į HÆVË TRÆÑÇËÑDĘD ŪPŒÑ THË HÜMÆÑ ŚPĮĆĒŠ

Hang on, feels like I've seen this one before... seems really familiar for some reason!

Disaster is a ladder... Made of cookies.

"Never let a good disaster go to waste." It repeats. Time and time again. Ukraine, the Hawaiian fire crisis, wealthy mouths snapping up lands and resources, increasing their imaginary numbers for the sake of numbers. But it's okay because I got TikTok dancers and Kim Kardashian is in the new AHS.

Hi

Covid be like

it's finally here ukposts.info/have/v-deo/aph3ia-JiZV8yaM.html

Biggest mistake

your kid wants to learn how to conquer the world with cookies. Stop them now!

Cap

Haha that hits way too close to home 😂

XD

More like 3 coockies later

This is my favorite comment

Honestly when you disregard the "haha funni cookiez" part this game becomes a pretty good metaphor for how capitalism has warped our society into something that thrives off of pieces of paper that would normally be worthless. Except instead of paper it's cookies.

LMFAO

👏👏

Pog

COOKIES

"Unsurprisingly, Cookie Clicker uses cookies to save game data"

And to think: The ascension system alone took the devs of cookie clicker a few YEARS to make it as good as it was, of which it came out at about march of 2016.

​@@JustAJosuke isnt orteil the only dev?

it's finally here ukposts.info/have/v-deo/aph3ia-JiZV8yaM.html

​@@louiserbn7689Orteil and Opti, their friends and roomates and their the devs of cookie clicker

Clicker Heroes is a bigger and longer game and thr income you can generate goes well past the Googolplex and into the 4\⁴⁷⁶³ numbers which is absurd but there is less to do in it and less things to upgrade and all that.

"a hive of mutant grandmas rise"

@@SariffSheriff looks like a terraria boss

But cookies taste good

666th like

"To be sacrificed on it's altar"

How about another joke, Grandma?

R/cursedcomments

You fool! He's laughing, because he's the mastermind behind their fusion into an Eldritch Horror!

Lol

it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down~

shit got covid real

valid.

Wait until they introduce child labour... oh wait...

@@Nate9273 Not just covid-19, climate change can also be comparable, that is also an opportunity for many business owners to make more profit

shitpost? This is a powerful critique of the capitalist system.

@@ZeroutlawRBLX my apologies, i was foolish before i entered cookie crisis

the thing is this isnt about cookie clicker at all...

i haven't. i don't get why people find this entertaining lol

@@johnwagner668 i'd rather have people accumulate imaginary cookies than real currency. also haha numbers go brr

I wonder what parallels can be drawn from this

too soon

Cynthia Chamberlain “write that down write that down”-world leaders

i think those scientists in china's lab had the same brainwave.. /s

Smart thinking.

*clicking

Bruh

me who doesn't know what cookie clicker is: [laughs]

@@Darrk_77 haha bake cookie, cookie get popular, enslave grandma, oh shit the world is worshipping me, oh fuck the grandmas are taking over, I have ended the universe

@@Darrk_77 have u lived under a rock or are you just 12? Everyone knows cookie clicker??

@@phantom8699 idk if you're stupid or something, but i said that as a joke.

@Sophia Graziani *#video** call incoming#* This is [redacted] from the year 30#2, god help us, GOD HELP US, humanity is doomed the cookies, they took over, the-...., I can hear them they’re coming HEEEEEEEEE- *#video** call ended#*

Don’t worry we are sending help.. the cookies shall PERISH

@@beesechurger7799 💀

@@bhavneetkaur5883 DESTROY THE COOKIES!

Im to late…

Which show?

When you play the cookie game you either win or you die

Heyo!

Actual LOL at this

😂😂😂😂

Right?!?

Well, I guess they just showed you lolol

google: a marxist analysis of potato salad

I can't be the only one who remembers the "paperclip generator" game from a couple years back, right? I mean, before THIS video showed its very obvious parallels to coronavirus response, that was the first thing I thought of. It was a game I heard about on some message board a couple years back and it seems completely identical to this one. You clicked on your mouse repeatedly to produce paperclips, which you could do at an exponential rate the more you did it, and it also got into some really bizarre, reality-warping lore. I myself never wound up playing it for more than a couple days worth of time, but it was pretty much the exact same setup as this. In fact now I think about it, I suppose it's likely there were other version after the paperclip one and before this cookie one.

@@kevinw712 FYI, Cookiclicker was released in 2013, Paperclip universe was released in 2017.

@@ericlee7844 hE sAiD bOoBiEs!😳

*le gasp*

It’s about capitalism

You never stop talking about cookies. Never... Is impossoble... There is always the cookie.

No, no... He's got a point......

Corona

@@distinctloafer virus

@@jolt745 is

@@redacted-19 the

The GDP goes up when natural disasters happen

I remember using it, it was op as Heck and I completed it at a speed like 40 rebirths/ascensions per hour. It was funny because not a single other person knew so everyone was so confused on how I got so many cookies

Crispy saysopensesame dev tools ruin the fun

Ong lol

That's why too much can make you dough up

And that's the way the cookie crumbles

NOT FUNNY DIDN'T LAUGH

Nice one

Chaos Is a ladda!

companies a year ago raising the price of sanitiser be like

@@alyaar6072 grid companies hiking the price of electricity several hundred times during a deadly winter storm be like

covid moment

Well I mean just look at the America hospital bill

King Jones laugh

Haha.

Lol

Hehe

Yeah this corona virus has really boosted the economy and increased economic production.

@@ebk7073344 he's talking about the proposal that people go back to work soon despite the ongoing pandemic. Boosting economic production while putting peoples lives at risk, particularly the elderly

mexico

Maybe, since the world’s economy seems to be held up by hand sanitizers and surgical gloves. Both of which the elderly, need even on a non-apocalyptic day.

Fwooty but it wouldn’t boost production compared to pre-corona, it would just mitigate losses.

+1

Change cookies to money and you got the irl economy

@@desk1235 Same applies, you are just watching a number increase.

I chose Cookies

dude this is one of the best comments i"ve ever seen

to lonj

@SPONGEBOBMEBOY communism is bad. It failed everywhere.

@@carnatpocait8633 But comrade, we must spread glory of communism so it is truly bad _everywhere_

@@StarryxNight5 i don't know where are you from, but i'm from Romania. This country was a communist country. It was bad

@@carnatpocait8633 only because caucescu did mistakes and was pretty bad with his austerity and debt management, does not mean Socialism as a system is bad or inherently unfunctional. Many people of former socialist states had way better lives, East Germany, most of the Soviet union, China etc And also Romania many people wish for old times, since they see how capitalism failed them. The goal is not to replicate Socialist Romania the goal is to learn from the mistakes of Socialism and adapt, because we know that the goal cannot be capitalism. Socialism can be better, capitalism cannot.

@@carnatpocait8633 Eyo fam, communism must spread fam. *THE COOKIES MUST EXPAND*

and then to "how about we stop doing this whole capitalism thing"

@@alextheghost8211 Seems kinda meh. Capitalism is ultimately just not taking people's stuff. Closer to greed really

@@seankrkovich2869 Yeah it is mostly about greed but capitalistic greed and exploiting grandmas and the natural resources of the planet to make more cookies that you don't need

Every VSauce intro ever

The universe becoming cookies is only 3 minutes in; the remaining 7 minutes is going _even further._

But you see, cookie clicker is a game all about politics

Cookies are *nothing* without *politics*

Everything is political, especially cookies.

@@JTL69 it’s a *metaphor* for capitalism

Tbh I forgot half way through and my brain Ever left or started to think it was a cookie(Politics apparently)

My mouth was literally hanging open at the end. Brilliant. Absolutely amazing. This is officially the best video on this entire site.

the April's fool's video we all have been waiting

@@damiandohshinobi8127 This is actually an incredibly real/serious video.

@@AliceDiableaux have you seen the Ronald Mc Donald vids?

That's because you haven't read the Cookie Clicker books.

This reminds me of the Billy Madison industrial revolution analogy

Illuin DB Then again, this is Alt Shift X we’re talking about. For an encore, let’s see what analyses he can make from I Am Bread or Random Goose Game next year

Diepvries ah shit you right. I was planning to when the series was done but they just take so long to come out ya feel?

@@christianfarren1179 Untitled Goose Game is cheating, as it has a surprisingly deep reading any day of the year not just the first of April. ;-) What is the village? How many bells *has* the goose stolen and why is nobody *really* doing anything about it? What primal urges does being a goose give a player? My headcanon is that the village is an undercover SCP containment site, designed to keep the goose occupied. There's a continual debate about if the success of containment means they should reduce its class to euclid, but that's a trap. The goose is always keter. Never feel secure.

Ya dont say

wow we watched the same video

wow what else 😮 are you gonna tell me he's also human???

Right like no it’s a game about dogs making cakes

@@justarandomdragonontheinternet I don't see why not, it's not like all game titles are literal. Or did you think Metal Gear was a game series about an actual gear made of metal....

lol

"Give grandma a kiss"

"call me"

It will all be over soon.

We're nice grandmas

click go NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWMMM

Ehem... Mouse goes brrr

ha ha click go: *f22 jet plane noises*

I always just inspect the page, click the “element” tab and type in something like “cookies = 9999999999”.

wat ur auto clicker

You joke but I bet ASX would dominate if they made informational gaming videos.

@@Parenegade Agreed. Imagine him with Dark Souls and Bloodbourne analysis videos.

You mean anticaplitalist content? Couldn't agree more.

@@ianpopp87 You damn well know what I mean ;)

@@ianpopp87 I don't think the video is anti-capitalist. It reads more anti-greed to me. Greed is the cause of much tragedy and suffering, and you may say that is enabled by capitalism, but I disagree. I think the fault can only be laid at the feet of individuals. Capitalism has enabled countless advancements in technology, medicine, and allowed millions (if not billions) of people to be lifted out of poverty. People just need to stop being so damn greedy imo.

How can it be that every year the economy increases in size but the planet hasn't

It will when they unlock space mining.

TRUEEEEE

Economy made me talk alien i mean Ecomoney tade le me to tlacc aleeen

Spore? You the True gamer

You get an achievement for selling a grandma called "Just Wrong" with the added text "I thought you loved me"

@@Gilsworth holy shit im never gonna sell one

>sell grandma >get achievement (and therefore more milk) >get more cps based on milk we truly live in a society

Nice lightning reed pfp

r/cursedcomments

i am so tired of people fucking replying "first" to a verified youtuber's commment

like what the fuck does it provide to you

@@averagehuman8452 it doesnt provide you anything but hate, and stuff. It provides others the knowledge of you bein first

@@shikupo yeah

e

What are you talking about man, this is clearly just about cookies 🍪

@@AltShiftX "The problem is that, a system designed to make cookies is not design to make wellbeing or justice or hapiness, any system of endless growth, of singular purpose, that warps the whole world around one goal can only grow until it self destructs. And the only way we can escape such a game, is to stop playing." yeah sure just good ol' cookies :D

Breezeshooter, это что мэддисон на аве? xD

Or this terrifying.

@@Tioy0 i reached that part of the video while reading this

I though it was a Cookie 🙃

truer

I didn't even realize, I was just like "Hum, may I judge this game to quick, this game ins't that bad, it has a story and all"

@@elsanti4220 *TRUE ******R*******

@@ParadoxAll it's a great idle game

Oh yeaaahhhh.... About that... Here. A deed for half of my business. You deserve it.

the 1st cursor: am i a joke to you?

@@emmaisvibing9843 Cookie:

Nick Wilde productions o

Oof

this deserves to be the most liked comment

Hidolok lolol thank you 😂

lol

That was so hard to make/format on a phone (・∀・")

- written on mihaiio's iPhone

@@Ken-no5ip ah yes the good all socialism no iphone

@@Ken-no5ip socialism DESTROYED

@@khazarhay supporting a system that you don’t like. seems kind of. dumb.

@@Ken-no5ip Communism no food no iphone 10 quadrillion dead kulaks

True that

Sussy baka

But you didn't had to cut me up

*Somebody I used to know- Trap remix intensifies*

@@bruhhby5024 stfu among us is dead

no its 37 trillion prestige and heavenly chips. Yes it is a ginormous amount of cookies he earned, but it is possible to hack in cookies as he said so maybe he hacked in the cookies as playing this game to that point takes over a year.

@@lykaeon8082 except playing this game for over a year is typical...

So he played this over a year for a single video?

Cos he filmed it from the start

@@lykaeon8082 how could any computer hold that much video information without making what the video is completely unrecognizable

Everything is legal 'till the cops show.

Releasing nameless eldritch horrors is generally considered a no-no, as well.

Well buying it with money is

You can buy your first grandma. You never had one before. Let it sink in.

Not if you have enough cookies

the early game is a game, the late game is political statement of our captilist society

oh if you live in this universe you DoNt DiE

@brixk oh my fcking god i just did that, why did I do that, I am heartbroken

exactly!

it applies to any kind of economy in the end

I don't think any actual capitalist system involves any money printers going brrrr.

@@AnonGZ No, American Capitalism more than anything. An economy is required for society to exist; however once that society exists at the expense of itself is when shit starts going south. Balance in everything.

@@AnonGZ not really in capitalism economic growth is exponential punctuated by crashes in communism growth follows the function 1/X and in feudalism it is nearly flat.

The aquisition of wealth has been one of the most important motivations since the birth of civilisation. It's responsible for most of the science, art and culture that surrounds us today. Without it most people would have no reason to accomplish anything. Perhaps one day there'll be something to replace it, but there's nothing comparable now.

@@jaybones8457 It also lead to some of the most reprehensible actions in human history. Capitalism without regulation necessarily leads to immorality and exploitation, if it's profitable. Capitalism works, but without restriction it leads to self-destruction

@@VapeStation5 holds back in comparison to what? A utopian straw man? You can always create a better utopia, but the reality is fundamentally different from your own naive assumptions about how the world really works. Nothing is more ethical than capitalism at solving the free rider problem, just look at the atrocities committed under of guise of sharing.

Adnihil “Google”.... hmmmm.

my mind is too dumb to understand what yall are saying

You've seen nothing yet !

Cookie Clicker is art. Real art makes you question your existence.

@@sudanemamimikiki1527 universal paperclips is the best with this

@Sick Disgusting Freak Bro, get a life.

@Sick Disgusting Freak r/woosh

"The only winning move is not to play."

Have. Couldn't HAVE.

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@@aurelia8028 I commend your dedication.

@@raizumichin Couldn't. COULDN'T.

me who played it at school because it was the only game that wasn’t blocked: **happiness noises** Edit: I've found that the school blocks the full one which kinda sucks

At this point I'm making 345 decillion cookies a second and I've ascended like 7 times.

How do I find this game all I find is dumb scratch I want this one

yeah... that's possible

@@volly910 the link to the game is in the description

This needs to be taken out of context

I think you meant "capitalists during the pandemic"

He's not wrong tho

Karl Marx simulator

@@rainbowappleslice When you think rich people have a giant pool of money to swim in when their wealth is just an abstraction of the systems, institutions, and other such things that they hold primary stake in due to founding them and/or managing them, using a number that we all agree has value because it makes trading goods and labor easier because every attempt at centralized planning of resource production ends in unmitigated disaster.

as we should

Global capitalism has dragged more people out of the extremes of poverty than socialism has managed to kill with its incompetence.

Fuck yea

🍪

Me: *Reading comment before video is done* Also me: ha, well I figured out the near end of the video so I'm not like y- *checks video* 2. m i n u t e s - h a v e - p a s s e d

Solidarity Forever.

Fr

Yeah, makes me think of one old bearded German and his friend

There's a saying by someone: Chaos is a ladder!

Reminds me of that Applebee's CNN commercial that played during the Russian Ukraine conflict

Reminds me of a old game someone played, Liberty something…

covid, that you?

Mr Regular Word shut up

i can’t like this. it’s on 69 likes

anna clara neither can i

You can't lie he's spiting strait facts

Stfu