Or black or Mexican or liberal or poor or socialist or anything other than a white Christian facist trumpeter 😠😂

I would love to hear you say the word fetus, just to see how you incorporate the "o"

@@ServerArchive this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ServerArchive . “A fetus or foetus is the unborn offspring of an animal that develops from an embryo”

@@OP-1000 I bet you're fun at parties!

@@steakslapn9724 Rapeing isn’t a word. He said raping.

@@kdmedia1534 I'm so glad an English major chimed in. Please tell us everything you know about punctuation and spelling!!!

@@steakslapn9724 I’m not. I’m simply not a moron and I know how to write.

@@kdmedia1534 oooh, zing!! You got me good!! Hahaha

@@kdmedia1534 no he didn't. He said "rapin"

Hahhaa!

Yeah because the Bible doesn’t use the word “it’s science” to defend everything, that’s another religion

​@@TinyFord1 First of all if you're religious, why are you using religion as an insult as if being a religion is a bad thing? Secondly, look up definition of religion and realize that scientific method doesn't rely on the same principles religions do, it tests stuff, comes up with conclusions based on the evidence and most importantly, it can change as time goes on because it's not dogmatic. Scientific method in a couple hundred years advanced humanity tenfold (technology, medicine, understanding our origins and so on), none of the "holy" books did anything apart from stop this advancement.

"First of all", you do understand it was early Church leaders who really started the scientific method and promoted much of what grew into modern scientific methods, yes? You knew that right? Or how the big bang theory was originally conceived by a Catholic Priest? Did they tell you that in school? Secondly, Jesus Christ Himself was one of the biggest critics of the "religious" of His day. Religion without love is dead. Christian religious ritual by itself is a corpse if not paired with love. The only reason the jokes in this video hold up is because he's using an example of a "fundamentalist" Christian comment online who obviously lacked a lot of kindness and compassion when he wrote those statements. People follow atheism religiously today, that's what the first commenter meant to say. I know plenty of atheists who adhear to older scientific ideas that may have since been debunked just because they see "progress" as a threat to their religiously held Atheistic ideals.

​@@thesanfranciscoseahorse473 "You do understand it was early Church leaders who really started the scientific method and promoted much of what grew into modern scientific methods, yes? You knew that right? Or how the big bang theory was originally conceived by a Catholic Priest? Did they tell you that in school?" Just because they happened to be religious (as most people were) doesn't mean that the impetus of scientific method CAME from religion. Newton was devoutly religious, but his ideas didn't come from the Bible. You are conflating atheism with science, trying to say that because a lot of early progress in scientific field came from people who weren't atheist, that somehow gives religion some "authority" over science or whatever. The fact is that religious approach is fundamentally dogmatic because it assumes to know the ultimate truth that you have to follow no matter what the evidence suggests. Science doesn't operate that way. I simply corrected this stupid notion religious people love to repeat that "science is your religion" because somehow in their minds everyone supposedly HAS to have a religion and if it doesn't come from, for example, Bible, then the next thing they may be enthusiastic about (like science) is now "your religion". No, that's bullshit. "People follow atheism religiously today, that's what the first commenter meant to say." People also follow football religiously if you use the same sort of definition where anything that you may be "fanatical" about suddenly becomes "your religion". No, proper definition of religion specifically has to do with deities/supernatural, rituals that you have to follow, promises of afterlife and other things that rational people won't subscribe to. Diluting this definition to mean "deep interest in something" as an attempt to basically say "see, you follow same irrational bullshit we do!" is a pretty weak tactic. "I know plenty of atheists who adhear to older scientific ideas that may have since been debunked just because they see "progress" as a threat to their religiously held Atheistic ideals." Examples? If they truly view it that way then they don't quite understand the basic principle of how science works.

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I laughed more at this than I did during the video. He should put this in his bit.

@@PigeonCrash I was waiting for this at the end of the video. Opportunity missed.

Read this comment just as he was making the joke. My lungs now hurt

But, to be true to form, he studiously avoids it. No pleasure for Ricky!!

Did you do it?

Did you do it? (2)

Absolutely stupid comment bereft of any basic understanding of the love of God and the fallen nature of man , even in our sorrows and sins before we even acknowledge it God loves us and provides for us. Gervais is you're typical lazy "family guy" atheist, he picks low hanging fruit (the probably made up twitter ranter) and in a bid look more intelligent that he actually is.

You're going to make yourself look stupid then.

@@reference12 Booooooooo!!

4:54

George Carling wouldn´t agree

@@elguedex97 He doesn't come close to Gervais, Gervais is a genius, he also studied philosophy in university.

I don't believe in God but those things he is making fun of are topics christian scholars have discussed for about 2 millenias... I would say thats hardly "logical".

@@BungWasHere not even close. Its illogical because its being brought to a paradigm where the axioms of the Bible are not embraced, yet if the teaching itself is not meant to be analized out of its centrufugal reasoning (the Bible is a state of truth on its own, it has its own way of validating its argument). We would be in the same situation if in the future we find out that we are living in a form of hallucination - then those "scientific" arguments would loose there "imminent" validity and would sound redicilous. Just different systems thats all.

@@BungWasHere thats not even 1 example, man. You are reading thr Bible from outside the Bible, again. If your axiom is that God's divine being is equal to truth and there is only the truth of God that exist in the world (and the whole human drama is the actual separation from God), then reading the Bible is no longer proving that God exists, it becomes a manifestation of the God's being. Meaning that if for example there is an inconsistency of "factual" order in the Bible your interpretation should be that it doesn't matter because God creates from the act of Love. Absolutely a different way of interpretation. In abstract, the bible is not meant to be proven by the theory of Physics, because by definition it has a different role.

Yup. And it's also fun how sporadic it is. Like, 5 months ago you could say "people who took covid shots ALSO die of covid", and piss the world off. Do it today, the reply will be "Putin, what?"

pretty sure he does?.... seeing as it was him who thought of it & does it?

I do this all the time 😂😂😂😂

Bible thumpers hate facts.

Annoying people on Twitter is an art, but it's best when you can annoy both sides of the argument, not just one of them

Understandable. Have a nice day :)

@Richard Conner CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

This is the first time I've ever actually read anything written with the CAPS lock on. And yes, I guessed what it was about.

I JUST HOLD SHIFT.

YOU'RE WRONG

Well it doesn't so there is that

Only if you feed him 50 choco bars every day.

@@psycheevolved1428 Oh... ok. Thanks for setting me straight.

@@schoolvideos4608 s- so it does kill them 😂

@@JL-ln9xp Don't know man. Never tried it.

this is actually a joke from Ricky himself

Well, I've got great news for you, according to my teacher, the Hindus worship approximately 33M gods

And remember: god is always on *our* side.

You're always born under the right god

My favourite was when Ricky said in an interview "You don’t believe in 2,999 gods. And I don’t believe in just one more."

Well I think that was pretty much the point of the XFM podcast and the animated Ricky Gervais Show.

There is/was an account on YT, “balr” or something like that, which was posting Ricky’s daily FB or IG postings. Same general idea.

Look up Absolutely Mental, freestyle chats for 45 minutes between Sam Harris and Ricky Gervais. Three seasons now.

Me toooo

Only once. The trick of great writing is to make it seem spontaneous. That takes hard work, skill, and time. (John Cleese once said that when he and Graham Chapman were at the height of their writing partnership, it would take them five hours to write three minutes of good material.)

no one? Dave allen, Chapelle, Carlin, burr, Griffin, et al.

​@@EuroGuy85 They come close but not that close.

Bill Burr.

@@EuroGuy85 Those are all American. Also, your name sucks the big one, otherwise Id write the name of the best standup comedian on the planet. Which certainly isnt in your list. Though Bill Burr is a good shout in the call-out style.

Chur 🥰

"He loves the foetus from conception till when it turns out gay" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pure gold 😂😂😂

Let's just hope he was right, because otherwise that burn would surely set fire to all of it, and we'd be screwed. :P

I really hope this quote is real.

@@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 - It is, go read his book, it's great.

@@johndaugherty7465 will do, cheers 👍

@Debra Jones It is a joke. Just because it's true doesn't mean it can't be used as a joke. Most of the jokes you hear from comedians are basically truth put in a comedic light.

@Debra Jones but it's also still a joke bruh. You're saying it's not a joke but it literally is a joke this is a comedy routine. The scientific facts aren't jokes of course and Ricky isn't joking about being atheist but OP was just pointing out that Ricky was simultaneously destroying religion with facts and logic while making jokes too.

@Debra Jones the joke is on me...??? Good question I didn't think so either 🤔. Yeah I saw you commenting on another thread in here and either you're a troll or too stupid to understand basic concepts either way there is no value in talking to you further so I won't.

More logical than this! ukposts.info/have/v-deo/boNlZKNkjIR923k.html

@@averagejoessb3110 well, he isn't destroying Christianity, but overall, the jokes are fire

No he doesn't, capitalism is cancer.

Yeah more than Harvey Weinstein and almost as much as Gary Lineker lol

Shit! I'm such a dumbass. I've been watching bits and pieces of the show on UKposts instead of seeing it all on Netflix. Even worse, the name of the channel... Ughhh 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Which one is this sketch part of please?

@@leonskum.5682 i think this one is Humanity. His newest special Supernature is on Netflix now too. Enjoy!

It was actually, in my opinion, his worst special.... and it's still great. Ricky never disappoints

He did a pro phedo joke once…I’ve just seen it. Disappointing

@@JMBBrasil What

Really? If your talking about the one in after life it’s hardly pro pedo lol was

@@PringlesOriginal445 what...? Are you even saying?

@@dimpled_skeptic93 Somebody said he made a pro pedo joke, so I was replying to that comment. I assume that person meant it was the joke that he made in afterlife, and I don't think that joke was pro pedo.

what about george carlin? i like george on even days and ricky on odd days

@@itellyouforfree7238 More than these guys? ukposts.info/have/v-deo/boNlZKNkjIR923k.html

What kind of evil, twisted, sadistic arsehole would enjoy watching that?

Lol it’s almost like it’s not about the elevation of the human spirit but the degradation/destruction of our perceived enemies and non-believers. It’s almost like the so called religion of love is fueled by unfettered hatred.

@@pseudo_ra well where did u think the "religion of peace" got their idea of peace? Some other "peaceful" sadists that predated them.

We can see many stars in the sky at night from Earth but can we see aliens going about their business or violent weather and star quakes over there? So you get my point! Even if one can see Hell from Heaven, which I doubt because it would not be heaven if you can see all that nastiness and weeping in hell, they might not be able to tell what is going on in hell.

@@Uouttooo apparently they get to sit in heaven and watch the details of hell as entertainment. You know, like modern reality tv. Except a little less staged, and probably more entertaining. I mean, what else are you going to do for eternity between shifts worshipping at the feet of God?

But you are not curious about chocolate killing men?

@@Uouttooo what?

@@Uouttooo have you any real understanding just how much chocolate it would take to kill a human? Btw its not something that a human would ever be capable of doing so your argument is as pointless as your existence

​@@yaboiicj94 human beings with cocks can eat lots of chocolate, get fat, overload their cardiovascular system and DIE. And it's especially sinister; when their teeth rot out due to too much sugar from chocolate, they can STILL eat it because it MELTS...

Do you? Ooh shut that door!

No you don't. You think you do. But you really don't.

@@theangryholmesian4556 If he thinks he does, he does.

Have you been backsliding?

But will you laugh if you see Ricky being raped by the Devil? 😏

@@calisto2735 ......he would want me to.

Why are the words in quotes in your comment all starting with a capital letter?

Who’s thwre

i have to agree. he has an immaculate delivery.

If you know comedy I’d love some feedback on our new sketch! ukposts.info/have/v-deo/boNlZKNkjIR923k.html

Hardly genius lmao

@@psycheevolved1428 I think he's a comedic genius.

@@psycheevolved1428 Created the show "The Office". He's more of a genius than you are.

@@psycheevolved1428 either you're triggered or you're a boring sad person.

LITERALLY how it feels.

dont get me started...

I say something I know Factually right 100% (YT) and I'm called unhinged? (How Ironic) for whatttt?? being rightt? Truly the meaning of 'catching the right people'. They wouldn't have a clue what fact/truth looked like if it was right in front of them. And they have tenacity to call me, unhinged? (which is a truly 'Psychotic' thing to say, ironically, much worse than calling someone a freak). I turned around and called them insane/crazy/totally deranged. who gets to call other people unhinged?? and people even liked his comment, who I betting were cowards themselves gleeeeefully looking on their tablettt. willing whether to hit like button or not, people like comments of those people who don't make them feel wrong. And That was it, I didn't couldn't care after that. Says the person who goes around calling other people 'unhinged' without restraint. (the difference, and clear one). somehow it's ME who ends up getting wrong attention (for STATING, FACTS..). Obviously not gonna say 'takes a person to know a person', because used/old. but principle is true. I think these people need to get 'checked out' first. before making 'psychotic comments' like they do. Normal people don't 'unhingingly' go around calling people unhinged/unhingedly wrongg. PERIOD. Seen people saying other places. (they need to get FIXED and quick). Clunky/Broken for never seeing how they are wrong, others are right. making some truly stupendous comments.

That's why Trump supporters flock together.

Its the right time if u play your cards right

Im guessing when he was doing hip thrusts

Love it

@@Chuckus holy fucking christ

@@voodoodolll why? It's his GRAN. If she wasn't well acquainted to some hip thrusting, She wouldn't BE his gran; lemme tell you that.

Wish this was a joke! ukposts.info/have/v-deo/boNlZKNkjIR923k.html

Hits you harder than your dad you mean?

The people who think religeon is real are truly bonkers. They all need emergency treatment to their heads, like a bullet or something final like that. "god wills it" is the most stupid statement someone can ever make in life.

Now that's funny

Wait, You mean Mohammad DIDN'T fly through space on a flying horse?!!!!! No way!!!!!! You're crazy...

horses don't fly

Yeah God whatever Thanks for making him atheist

But he doesnt believe there's such thing as God

@@rova3308 it doesn' matter

Hahahahah... good one!

@@rova3308 r/woosh

I like to choke myself while watching Ricky Gervais too! Wait, what? um.

@@adrianjas284 huh? Don't worry about it, it's nothing. Now hurry up and take the rope off so i can go...

🤣 🤣 Even sitting down 👍

Nothing cooler than watching a nobody who can't reply get dunked on by a rich powerful famous person Oh wait

@@DichotomousRex to be fair, we do not know whether this person is indeed a nobody for all we know it could have been G. W. Bush or Trump whi wrote this... (fill in your favourite celebrity roast victim)

@@sksaddrakk5183 Or it all be a made up story for the sake of comedy. who knows really.

@@snowjix As Louis CK once said: "Can I get my cock out & jerk off for you...oh & I promise I won't sack you from this show?" That's not the apposite quote I was looking for to make my point, grrrrrr!

There's a thing called twitter. Guessing you haven't heard of it.

@Debra Jones The Earth is over 4.5 billion years old

@Debra Jones What's with all the ellipses and question marks? Jesus christ

@@charliebrayson This one compensates for her high school dropout status by pretending she's better than Theists

@Debra Jones Mate the fucking irony in this comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????

@Debra Jones i think you missed the lesson in school on how to use a question mark 🤣

He already did it five times, twat.

@@NJTDover calm down Tinkerbell, you don't think they might have been joking?

I failed

@@iambryn2012 i want your job. i find work never usually that funny and thats why i listen to comedy skits like this while working.

@@DW-lx9wt what do you mean, work is hilarious

@@bathemeinchampagne You clearly didn't read my whole post.

@@drumset09 They did not😂

@@bathemeinchampagne you are an idiot.

That got me good. I was expecting paragraphs; instead I got a sensible punchline. :D

So God set himself up to fail? What a f**king moron he is

Afterlife?

Afterlife has to be some of his best work.

Shincism- I agree. Not as outrageously funny like, for instance, The Office, but very funny.....and if you have a beating heart inside, it will also make you cry sometimes. Looking forward to season 3.

@@richardflynn4112 wat?

On your face?

Try using more lube next time.

Jesus

People say science is fake on social media, using phones and the Internet 😂.

Clueless

What part of the Bible tells you how an iPhone works? Lmao

The principle behind the joke is right - it is an incredible scientific achievement... .... but it probably isn't using satellites. Most comms ("the Internet") go through cables down here on earth, including mind-blowingly impressive massive ones underneath the sea to cross vast oceans.

true

well it is all major religions that do this. each one of them has a few loudest and worst apples

Amen to that 🤣

To be fair though, only evil people don't hate.

@Muhammedlee To put it simply, you only hate that which you consider evil. The only way to not hate is to believe nothing is evil, which makes that person evil.

A troll is basically someone who winds people up, so calling them a troll is basically admitting they drew you in on the fishing line.

@@pjabber5679 Well, it's how you handle these people that's what's important.

@@pjabber5679 Trolls these days are lazy. Back when I was a kid if I wanted to annoy the crap out of total strangers I had to grab the phone book and start dialing random numbers; doing prank calls. My brother and I used to look for anyone named "Chuck" (or Charles) and start singing the "name game" song.

And Wokery!

That's called "God of the gaps". Aka "I don't understand it, therefore god did it". But by that logic god is nothing more than a pocket of scientific ignorance which is getting smaller and smaller with every single scientific discovery that's made.

Rupert the dog might get jealous.

Poor you.

Why wouldn that be a reason for it not to be funny? :p I hope you get to honestly and critically assess your beliefs :) Look into epistemology and fallacies, I think it's useful for every human being to learn about how our brains work!

so was ricky

@@rich0373 ?

@@tempestive1 Because a lot of people, particularly today, are unable to laugh at themselves. Every group has issues, but many people these days refuse to acknowledge that when it's their group

It's surely because he want people to choose him over Satan. And that choice might become unfairly biased if Satan is dead. Besides, it's handy to have someone take the blame for bad stuff. And Satan is probably God's sock puppet anyway, and why would he chop off his own hand?

@@Gillsing good point

@@Gillsing I believe the literal translationof the hebrew "satan", means scape-goat, or adversary, so yea... handy as fk ;o)