What would a "paranoid" Alex Jones act like and say. I can't even imagine.

@@crispiygonzo3816 It's probably like adderal, it makes people without adhd going, but makes adhd people calm. He might act like a normal person lol

This comment is currently at 420 likes. Ain't no way I'm messing with that kind of a coinkydink, bud.

Asaac Isimov 😂😂😂😂

Alex Jones smokes weed once a year to see what George Soros is putting in the pot, his words, not mine.

Watcher O'Brien I know, right? It sounds like something you'd here GLADOS would say 😆!

Watcher O'Brien +

Sounds like a joke that would be said on 30 Rock.

I think people watch him for the same reason people like watching any rage/salt channel, for the chuckles. Then he has a loyal fanbase who actually follow his message and buy his stuff.

awill891 Hmm, does it? I've never watched 30 Rock.

Pretty sure Jones's attorney and the judge both hate his guts.

Man has to pay $45 million...should be fucking more. Hope those Rolexs go to the payments

That chemical turning frogs gay is real though. Look it up

@@Krotas_DeityofConflicts 1 thing he got partially right out of...10000+?

@@Bagster321 he got many things right and wrong. There are sufficient conspiracies that tur. out to be true that it is not surprising that there would be people like Alex Jones. To just hate him is equally stupid. He even apologised for Sandy Hook

I wish he’d go back to UK and STFU.

I wish John Oliver would stop being a paid globalist narrative pusher. Bet he visits islands as well.

@@amcdonald7479 Your comment got banned. )-:

Oh now he's definitely going to have to do one

Why are Americans cheering on the most obvious show trial in history? Murderers get more rights than this guy. They have paid less in court settlements for damages as well. Apparently words are worse than murders.... america has become very shameful and not many of us take you serious anymore. You are all trained to pick a team/side and burn to the ground anyone not in your group. You dont even care about democracy or being fair. Just burn that man! Dont be suprised when the public outside America start siding with Russia. Who even runs America? You telling me that man with dementia runs something other than his toilet schedule?

ANd better than other coffees that straight up kill you dead.

So is cocaine...

*"WAKE UP AMERICA" covfefe FTFY

The best part is that he buys them in part from the Zapatistas, a Mexican and Central American anarchist (leftist anarchism, not the fake kind) group.

"WAKE UP AMERICA!" *Girl wakes up* "Who are you?" "I'm Erica."

What about when he got into a fight with Chii-san? Rock still hasn't responded will he help

Eternal Carnage oh I don’t remind that will you link me?

@@jessemotte999 It is in the channel titled chii-san

Eternal Carnage thank you !

Well there's "eat shit Bob"

Really hoping that pile of maggots in a human disguise gets slammed for as much as is possible. Also hoping, once he does, we get an episode about it.

Me 😁

Me

Rewatching it for the 10th time cause this has been alway been great and when I first saw this video I was hoping someday he would get screwed and Christmas came in early!

Slowly, but surely Karma comes for all.

And not about trump 😂

After the OAN episode, was nice hearing about a balanced and behaved news outlet like info wars

I felt that...

Oh you didn't search for this either?

most of us didnt search for this

Have you seen J. J. Jameson's podcast on the spider man game

I think you're mildly confused - that GTA radio station is mocking Alex Jones *&* the far right.

"Now I'll tell you about morality. Morality is what I say is right, and immorality is what I say is wrong." -Pastor Richards

Good ole Lazlo🤣😂

search UKposts for "Orange Drink Bill Hicks"

Imaginative. Do more.

Just out of curiosity, did you happen to have this vision when you were high? 😂

So this is the type pf autism that enjoys this show's painfully unfunny, lack of any sense od humour. Aka redditors

Alex lawyer: *Fuck it. I'm so ready to get disbarred for this piece of shit. Hold my beer.*

@@nicbarrax76 That's the kind of lawyer who accepts AJ as a client and says in court he has the honour to represent him and his companies. Every law firm smart or ethical enough ran for the hills when he approached them so that's where he ended up.

I'm with you there, it's just too much of a coincidence.

You and me both.

I need an adult.

Well, who actually thought Alex Jones understood consent? He IS a Trump fanboy…

Me too! Help! I need an adult!

Shhhh.....

Look it up. Bio-PQQ

I love blewbs

ReasonReport Look WHAT UP ??? THAT IT CAME FROM COMETS. ...really... Where'd YOU look it up... some Alex Jones guy. Cause it sounds like He's got your credit card number. That's funnier than Comets by far

It is hilarious. Pyrroloquinoline quinone is found in a whole bunch of different foods... tofu, soybeans, green pepper. Even found in human breast milk. Also no significant in vitro studies exist. Thought to be similar to vitamin B.

I nearly spit out my comets!

The accountants for this show must drink every night after work.

@@amehak1922 Probably drinking buddies with the attorneys.

Well, it helped me understand. It was a great visual.

@@amehak1922 watch the SLAPP suits episode

@@TheNinthGenerarion i have

Same thing basically

I am only 4 minutes into this segment and I was about to say Jones is nothing more than a televangelist.

@@Quintusblake well there are some concpiracies based on facts but no religions (not to discredit religion or give credit to alex jones)

Pretty much.

I was gonna say the same thing😂😂

With the vocal range of Sam Kinnison..

Ya. Because I get my truth from the courts.

@@greggstrasser5791Oh I'm sure you got your facts from this court case. You know, cause he indirectly pleaded guilty ( knowing if he didn't turn in documents and his phone like the judge ordered, that the judge would render a direct verdict of guilty. Knowing all that, Jones choose not to turn in any of those items) If you watched that court case (which I'm sure you did, cause why wouldn't you) you see him many times say "I'm sorry, I was wrong" to the ppl that charged him.

@@Steve_Hayden No. I didn’t watch the court case. I don’t watch John Oliver anymore either. I don’t own a TV. You should try it.

@@greggstrasser5791 But you watch John Oliver on a computer or your phone??? Well, if you had watched it, Jones admits, under oath that he lied and made it all up. So I'm guessing you aren't a fan of truth and facts.

@@Steve_Hayden You guessed wrong. Which is why I don’t use courts and John Oliver as news. So you guys still do that, huh? You’d burn 90 min on Oliver, Stewart and some other spin-off and watch an hour of CNN just so you can say you watch real news? Get a life.

It’s funny because he reported on Jeffery Epstein 15 years ago before anyone knew who that guy was🤣 you guys just can’t stand that he’s right about so much stuff

That's what ill say when ill be asked for titles

@@thepoopman9951 I guess this “fact” you haven’t cited proves Jones is right about everything, thanks logic.

@@mishaf19 like the FACT that he was right about bohemian grove 15 years before anyone knew what it was, that fact and he told us about Epstein island 15 years ago and no one believed him

@@thepoopman9951 Jones is friends with Trump, Epstein's top client. So,AJ Knew about Epstein because he was there, noncing minors.

Same !

How ??? Oliver makes zero sense,. Cannot out tuck the terminator

But I like Alex

@@youpkroon7594 why?

@@gsp4prez Because he is so ridiculous! It's entertaining. I do not take him seriously.

Tyrell Watson Perfect comment!

Tyrell Watson I was thinking that also.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so respect his authoritaaaaaah :P

Atleast he's not a normie pleb like yourself.

Fowl Canuck rns

that is what i do lol

The bad thing is that some people aren't smart enough to not get manipulated by Alex. What was his last one? Like a secret sex colony on Mars that NASA was hiding LOL!? People now think NASAs been hiding a colony on Mars.

Seth Kucharski you are smart enough.

Justifyed - Political and social satire are an American tradition and art form. Mr. Jones peddles insanity, and then makes money off of lies. There is no comparison as to the level of misrepresentation between the two. There are no right wing comedians because there is nothing funny about the rich avoiding taxes at the expense of the working poor.

Jahaziel Cipolla 😂😂

I mean, it's still a small loan of a million dollars

"I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! YOU'RE ONE OF THE GAY FROG MUTANT FISHMEN COMING TO KILL ME! GET BEHIND ME SATAN BUY MY MERCHANDIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!"

Loy Turns lololololollllop lo llollolololollo

best commend award material lemaowz

Best comment of all time jeez

B-b-b-bu-bu-but.... He's just an advocate!

Ahahaha lmao

Cody Sharpe i love that time line.

The 40M hitting today hits different

@@BarnyWaterg8 ikr

Btw those two numbers are only 2 of the families affected. There's plenty more money to give out XD

@Jimmy Serafin do we find joy? No. We do, however, find satisfaction with a liar whose lies have immensely and irreversibly harmed the grieving parents of dead children being held accountable. This is a lesson to him and people like him not to lie on the internet for money. Conspiracy theorists don't give a shit about who they hurt, but after this they might. This isn't about being happy about suffering, it's about the criminal justice system finally doing its job.

@Jimmy Serafin Why yes, we do find joy in a bunch of families who lost their children in a preventable tragedy finally getting the compensation and justice they deserve from someone who's lied about their dead children and trauma. We find joy in a reprehensible liar finally getting his empire of lies and fearmongering exposed for the horrible, fetid cesspit of exploitation and violence that it is. Why would we not find joy in the fact that people who were legitimately hurt by him are finally getting the justice they so clearly need and deserve?

I'd watch that

That will be cages comeback movie.. you know alex jones will have a movie based on his life..

"AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU, ALVA?!?"

I’d pay good money to see that shit

Two men involved with Epstein

I got the free ground shipping discount on mine.

Jon Oliver may have to sell his house if you don't pay that shipping charge

I was redirected to a HBO store, how do you get these wipes? :-'(

buy them there. the proceeds go to Doctors Without Borders

I was redirected to HBO's European store. The million dollar wipes aren't listed there.

I am. He is getting burned to the tune of $45.4 million so far hopefully.

I would celebrate more if his followers would realize what he is. Unfortunately they seem to be doubling down on their praise, complaining that the trial was a sham.

Yeah they also got like 70 million out of remmington for the crime of making a gun legally. Funny that the cases they brought against the police and government were thrown out but their cases against the gun manufacturer and some guy who said some shit are golden. Justice at work as you say

What? How did you get that from this topic???

@@pugachevskobra5636 how did I get to other people they have sued on a video specific to one person they sued. You're right I'm making wild leaps

Sam Kineson?

It would definitely help him recover after all the defamation lawsuits XD

so gravelly voiced Sam Kinison?

@@victorm152 yeah, but much less funny.

he's already a mascot of himself, he'd just need to hang a board in his belly saying "Sketch comedy routine, don't take me seriously pls"

Ohhh that's why they're extinct!! Dumb scientists telling me about meteors and shit. Thank you for spreading truth, pal. God bless America.

That's not possible, because mainstream science says they died before that. They were doing their general gay pride march on the earth 64million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine years and three months ago.

@@isaacleillhikar4566 Indeed ! ....... at eleven minutes past one on a Saturday afternoon. Common knowledge !

Lolol

@@hpqzhpqz9688 yeah. Remember.

Pennies to them

He spent almost $400 on the TELEVANGELIST episode. It’s one his best episodes. He even started a church for a month to prove a point. BRILLIANT!

I think you guys are forgetting the giant train set and the wax presidents. He was on Russell Howard’s show and said his favorite thing is spending hbos huge amount of resources on “the most ridiculous shit we can”

HBO's accounting office is just a bottomless pit of subscription money, don't worry about it

XD

Or John Oliver.

Or any Benny Hill.....

Or Love Island

These guys are nothing, there’s nothing like brummies and scousers.

Part of me just wants to watch Alex Jones watch TOWIE or Geordie Shore, as a Geordie, he'd be the only person to sound more ridiculous then the people on that show.

I am. Also he has to pay another $45.1 or $45.3 million in punitive damages.

50 million baybeee!

I am. 😬

@@draxxthemsclounts2478 965.000.000$ ??? LMAOOOO

@@user-un7kb7br6m and there is still more to come!

I instantly think of all the gay frogs he fantasizes about.

Appropriately, the new J. Jonah Jameson seems to be a MCU version of Alex Jones.

JJJ has better morals than this piece of shit.

His voice does sound like a cross between JK Simmons and a chain-smoking goose. (I’m sorry, JK Simmons, for including you in a sentence about Alex Jones.)

@Jim Fischer and the Right can't run a country

I say he's a comedian. No one can be this insane.

shady1237 I think it was comedy at first, but the character just kind of overtook him and he actually believes this shit now tbh

Alex Jones is a satire comedian. Watch his confrontation with Cenk Uygur, a real insane person. See how they both act.

That's why I only watch InfoWars for entertainment purposes only.

HaloEliteLegend best comedian, ppl that say otherwise are allways leftists taking it out of context. Play the full vídeos And read the deacriptions.

Well we may have it this sunday at last lol

Verdrang ...holy fuck, I just got the pun.

I know, right? XD It's kinda obvious in hindsight, but I didn't get it either at first XD

Wow, fair point

I can't argue with how clever that is 😂😂

That is a good pun, I hadn't noticed.

I mean, duh. What else could it be??

ian No there is Joy in the water. You don't want to be a downer do you?

HOW DOES NOONE SEE THE RAINBOW THAT COMES OUT EVERY TIME YOU GET TAP WATER?

Comets and blueberries, brother!

alex jones infiltrated the bohmeiam groove at the end of the day you might not like what he says but hes an independent voice networks hate that

Shredder McScumbag 💀💀💀

Shredder McScumbag Atropine. It's turning the frogs trans. Look it up.

Nope. Only one study has shown any suggestion of tadpoles becoming hermaphroditic (not the same thing as trans at all) and those results have never been reproduced, suggesting the initial study may have been tainted.

Shredder McScumbag my favorite quote

I didn't really know about that guy but he's really a good salesman !

No wonder he’s saying we need to reopen. He’s running low on his supply

I was going to make the same remark!

I caught that too. The subconscious mind is terrible at masking the truth.

Coca-cola

Watch the ppl who psychologically analyse ppls body language they debunk that myth. If u just UKposts it u will find it

Same hahahaha

+

joe momma +1

You could buy John Oliver's tactical assault wipes ironically, though.

+

joe momma Too bad the writing staff isn't smart enough to figure that out

The Satanic Temple doesn't either

It's spelled "whoa"

@@tgmwright Not according to Satan, apparently.

@@calladeem240 well thankfully real satanists know that the devil is a fairy tale.

_ _Radon_ _ So does the Satanic mosque 😂

Oh God, Comets, not Comics, that makes (slightly) more sense. I was really puzzled, how a dietary product can be found in comics.

I would listen to that band, or at least check them out. I also heard comics when Jones said it and not comets. I didn't question it because eating comic books seems like the a crazy action he would endorse.

"I didn't question it ..." Apparently neither did his followers. Nutrients in comics? Ok Nutrients in comets? No wayyyyyyy!!!!!!

nah blue bell is shit whack ass wal mart ice cream look up ANYTHING from wisconsin bruh, git gud(ice cream) :P

I'll keep that in mind when I visit

Its cheap because it like breyers. All sugar. No real ice cream.

@@toast1012 you try coming down here and say that, ham slice

Amen. I found Blue bell when I was living in NC and I completely agree, best chocolate ice cream out there. I don't think that hint of salt is from ground up chicken bones either.

He has already done a segment on tucker!

@@vishwasshankar3929 I meant the downfall of Tucker Carlson, perhaps hopefully worse than Alex Jones's

See you soon, TC was fired from Fox not long ago.

He never said he enjoyed ovaltine. Just that the drink tastes better xD dude's such a clown

Soooo same as ovaltine

Probably has chicken guts and salmonella in it. "There's protein in bacteria!"

Ovaltine?

@@joseph011296 I'll have to try it one day. Thanks!

Mikael Dume *Rape Whistle*

GoodePlays And Jon Oliver is everything LOL

@pepe luvsyou really hope your either joking or really gullible because he is literally one of the worst american "journalists" ever to live.

@pepe luvsyou Uhh...he wasn't the only one who knew about Epstein beforehand. A lot of people suspected. And even if he was right about 1 thing that doesn't mean he's right about anything else.

research atrazine and decide for yourself.

www.google.com/amp/s/www.livescience.com/amp/10957-pesticide-turns-male-frogs-females.html

@@fultonbrown9251 Please fact check yourself on the difference between gender and sexuality.

Listening to and taking advice from Alex Jones is like getting guidance from a homeless begging street crazy with a cardboard sign and a dirty sleeping bag. The conservatards are exceptionally stupid and gullible as well being moral idiots with stone age beliefs (ideas).

We'll Do It Live! True

We'll Do It Live! Can't argue with that

I prefer memes that don't spread dangerous propaganda

you've gotta remember, for a lot of us he's a meme, for a good part of the US he's literally the gospel

I love the world right now, the world is alive with the sound of dank memes.

I had actually forgotten about how Edison campaigned against alternating current. It’s almost sad that everyone just remembered the horrors of the electric chair that Thomas Edison produced, completely missing the point of the demonstration

Fried elephant, anyone?

@@mcswashbuckler3833 www.wired.com/2008/01/dayintech-0104/ What a dick

Poor Topsy.

you watch too much Bobs Burgers...

I thought the exact same thing lol

God, I've been trying to find a comparison, that one is perfect.

Try Alex's new chocolate chicken juice, "mmmmm, I don't mind the taste"

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/mnuZk4WNlq2i0nU.html

*cough* "Pay the kid!"

GMFreeman why?

Cringe

That basically proved that he's part of the conspiracy

@@puddingcupnation1496 The only Conspiracy he's apart of is........ The Olson Twins just being one person.

ugh...

But at least J Jonah Jameson cares about New York.

Have you seen this clip of Alex Jones giving Joe the BIG ENCHILADA?! ukposts.info/have/v-deo/g4mZfmOkqaV70HU.html 😂

JJJ actually cares about New York and Belives Spidy is a genuine menace

Underrated comment

haha good one xD

He was just trying to dress like a satanist

My friends say that they smell great!

my kid loves them! great for naptime!

chlorophorm is a great taint cleanser.

69 is innocent he did lol watch his newest video

2017 episode dude

He has... Multiple times actually. And it's glorious

right at the start of the video he mentions it ukposts.info/have/v-deo/b6KdaJlkoahoyGQ.html

Finally he'll have some use for that stockpile of taint wipe.

wildironprincess 🙌!!!I think they are calculating numbers and, for sure, making a little money😏. International viewers are very big audience... And yeah thanks HBO for releasing for us 🎉🎊🎉

wildironprincess yeah I'm sick of not being able to watch after videos are uploaded to be told its not available in my country

Yes, finally! And the Nuclear waste episode. It's been too long with the re-runs.

Too bad John Oliver is utterly irrelevant on an international scale.

top wow man I thought a lot of people were defending Alex jones then I realize it's literally just you in every single comment thread

Steets WHOOH BOY

Bye Bye, you twatting cancer on society.

Clint Eastwood you are a disgrace to clint eastwood. Change your profile image and name. This is a direct attack on free speech.

Geoffman Lol nah. If someone gets banned for breaking the rules of their platform, that isn’t anything to do with free speech. You can legally say whatever the fuck you want, but you aren’t protected from consequences. If he’d been arrested for the things he’s said, I’d be right there with you. But no, he violated the rules and TOS on all of the platforms he was banned from.

Geoffman He can say whatever he wants but he has to follow the same rules as everyone else on the site, why should he get preferential treatment?

Unborn Heretic fu

Unborn Heretic ww

mumbling - Well at least your username is fairly accurate. Did you sit on your phone by accident, and it responded to this YT comment?

I don’t remember making these comments xD

All rich people must be evil! k

You chat shit

That was just a average. You have to count infants dying at birth. It brings the number down quite a bit.

@kissmyass Google lol, look everyone, another person who specifically hangs around John Oliver or another channel that doesn't agree with him/her so they can troll other people's comments.

@kissmyass Google That is the most out of place comment ive had yet to read lol

@kissmyass Google and not really wrong either mothers died giving birth and so did their child if you looked it up. Infant mortality brought down the life expectancy statistics a lot. you think people were living only up to their 20s back then, really you dont know your history.

Last episode contained an update but it wasn't the main story.

You want your oil fresh right???

I bet you haven't tried one supplement. The nascent iodine normalised my thyroid. Snake oil doesn't do that.

Lmao

I would have never seen that coming all those years ago.

PietreADI And here I thought he was just another huckster making millions selling confirmation bias and accessories to the gullible right.

PietreADI ofc it is mate, ofc it is

Its sad that John Oliver is famous enough to be on John Oliver lol. If they classify Alex Jones as Media...that legitimizes his show more then anything. IT also legitimizes John Oliver as Media because hes reporting about it to his watchers/listeners. When did Comedians become the Media? Was it when Politicians became Celebrities like Obama? Or was it when Journalists became Opinion Hosts, and started reporting on Political Opinions rather then actual researched and factual News? Who determines what is News and what is not anymore? It used to be, that anything out of the ordinary, and News Worthy was reported on, impartially, and with equal and adequate emphasis...no more. The gist was to take from it what you will, however, IF you can't get REAL impartial information to base that opinion on, then any opinion you form will undoubtedly be influenced by what source you use as the base of your thoughts on it. That's common sense, something that is also in short supply in todays Media driven world. That said, it's your personal responsibility to FILTER what Media you consume, how much you take from it and absorb into your personal rhetoric and opinions on Real Events. Any host harboring an Opinion is playing partisan politics...recognize this. Why else would they be so willing to pick at politicians and other opinion hosts? Its Left vs. Right, Right vs. Left hiding behind Comedy and Insults. Its garbage. Period.

he's a walking meme. that's why he's famous