I love that they just let him go on his tirade without interruption. They don't even look upset or impatient, just indifferent

I like how Urist went from being violently threatening to his elf companion to being violently protective of him.

It's oddly soothing listening to a Dwarf angrily cuss out Elves.

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I can honestly listen to him insulting elves for hours.

"Tell me yer name, horse****er, and I shall tell ye mine!" - Gimli, 'DM of the Rings'

As a dwarf player I can confirm that this is how we engage in diplomacy with others.

What the fuck-fuck is going on here?

When the dwarfs hear about the total war Warhammer woodelf dlc.

Urist is such a treasure. Sure he's not the avatar of the dwarven god of cursing people out?

When you fail the diplomacy roll so now you're just all in.

This dwarf is the _best_

Speaking as a 5 foot 4 guy, I intend to memorize this speech and shout it at the next fuckwit picking fights with my taller friends

"You atrocious fucking boil on the face of reality" That's a really good closer insult lol

Ah, so *that's* how the War of the Beard started.

The music makes it thousands of times better.

The music fucking ramps up the second he starts talking. I love it.

Just your regular Dwarven diplomacy.

1st and 2nd age Elves: We are in charge of the land. Make us weapons, dwarf. Durin the Deathless/Durin II: *ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU POLE-PROPORTIONED DENDROPHILES!*

You know this is pretty therapeutic to hear after dealing with the Thalmor in Skyrim.

That akward moment you recognize your friend who's super protective of you in the dwarf.

When even the Skaven ask "WTFF is going on?", it's beyond confusing.

This is just about how I feel every time the wood elves are brought up.

when your d&d party consists of generic elf, tree fucker elf, slimy elf, and not a full elf and they take the battle axe your dwarf barbarian with amazingly high charisma wanted

When a dwarven bard casts Vicious Mockery.

The fact thaat it sounded quieter after they zoomed out makes this so funny...

This is how Dwarves say "I love you."

I want to know what makes this dwarf so aggressive in his roasts.

"It's grass or ass"

The music makes it better.

"USING YER FUCKIN BONE MARROW!" I didn't see that one coming.

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The end fkn kills me every time

While this drawf is cursing at an elf. Heavy, on the other hand, is dead.

Awww, I wanted to hear the rest of it :(

Imagine listening to this for 10 hours....

I need that ost

It's been years, but I still return to this often.

I fucking love everything about this

Can anyone explain to me "until gravity gives you a botched circumcision and play it like a fucking violin"? i know what a circumcision is but the violin part got me...

I like to think that every time a bard uses “vicious mockery” it’s just this

When you roll nat 20 on intimidation

Level 20 vicious mockery as a dwarf-bard

I wish I could swear like that dwarf.

*I WILL*

Speech 100

I just love how it ends with a cut off

It sounds so much like the conductor from a hat in time.

It is good day to listen to a dwarf cursing. This is art.

Dwarven diplomacy at it’s finest.

"I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole" 😊

Rolls a natural 1 in diplomacy.

When the Wood Elf tries and make fun of the High Elf

Immersion lord Bless you my men

POV: an imperial knight gallant is standing outside the web way gate.

The Thumbnail for this clip is priceless, yo.

a walk through a forest with your dwarf friend until suddenly you get stopped by elves [ASMR]

We have reached captain Haddock levels of insults

I fuckin love this dwarf

Excuse me xD I'm deeply amused by this chain of insults, but I'm not native english speaker. Could someone explain me what does it mean "Pole-proportioned"?

Ya-da-da-ya-ta-la! It is good day to be not dead!

*MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

This... this is my Dnd character in a nutshell. A Scottish dwarf that yells insults at people. The only thing missing is a barrel of brandy

Ah, Dawi ASMR...

Anyone here from watching Russ torture some Drukhari

I was trying really hard not to laugh, the zoom out and the drop in audio just fucking broke me

THE DWARF INSULTS AN ELF?!

Beast in Div 2 in a shellnut:

I have no idea what this is but I want it

THE HEAVY IS DEAD!

War of Vengeance in 47 seconds

Music reminds me of Heavy Is Dead

The Dwarven King, later, to Urist: "Of course, once you finished your tirade regarding what you would do, personally, to the elven peace delegation if elven forces kept intruding in our mountains, they simply left, too shocked and terrified to have a response." Urist: "Sorry about that, My Liege. I hadn't had enough alcohol and was in a fookin' bad mood... I told ye I was nae good at diplomacy!" King: "After which, the elven forces have withdrawn so far that they are quite nearly invading the Empire over the opposite border to us, with no concessions on our part even asked for." Urist: "...wot." King: "You have a gift, Urist. That is why I specifically chose you for that negotiation. Next I will be sending you to negotiate mining rights and tunnel conflicts with the goblins. I'm sure you'll handle that just as satisfactorily. You are dismissed, Urist. Don't let me detain you."

That heavy is dead

Reminds me of veggie tales

The heavy is dead video is killed by age restriction.

HE’S BACK

*DAMN*

I love it

*NEVER CAN TRUST AN ELF!*

YAY EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

HEAVY IS DEAD

ROCK AND STOOOONE

He's an elf bitch-boy But he's MY elf bitch-boy

Like a boss

Most peacful dwarf to live

When you roll a nat 20 in intimidation

the sequel

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS XD

If the Dammaz Kron was a person

M O A R

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this video made my day lmao

I can easily imagine shrek saying most of this crap.

What is the music? It fits perfect

strongest dwarf ever

Me me likey

It is good day to not be dead ?

Do you guys know what music is used here?

Wait this is warhammer? The skaven assassin gave it away.

how does this have 79k more than the original “knife eared piece of shit”