"every body is a bikini body" "Don't be having kids if you can't accept them for who they are" I love her so much

A true religious experience

i just realized that ashnikko invented wednesdays

After seeing her videos, I was a fan. After seeing this, I'm an air conditioner.

This emanates that real crackhead energy.

She just got signed and she's already iconic

when she sung no brainer in reverse it was like the sims singing in their language

“Why am I still single?” “Because I haven’t made a move yet.” 😳🔥 Damn Farah

No one: Ashnikko singing backward sounding like sims

That response, "genie dont be having kids if you cant accept them for who they are" gives me life

auntie ashton is too good for this world.

It's like... She's a fairy from another dimension. But... She used to be a good fairy, and then she turned to the dark side, but not for any real reason (no revenge, betrayal, etc. She just kinda thought being good was boring), but the transformation didn't work all the way, and she's still kind of good. and it's tearing the universe ever so slightly. Like no one's in danger, but it's still definitely tearing, and causing small distortions around her. Oh, and they banished her to earth, but she doesn't really care because she kinda wanted to be here anyways, and now she's thriving. That's the only logical explanation for why she's like this. And I'm here for it.

There is some real chaotic energy going on here.

I love this but I'm I'm also terrified I'm pretty sure she's Satan

*you mean ashnikko having a mental breakdown for 18 minutes and 35 seconds*

She eats cleaner than most mukbangers

MAKE THIS A YEARLY THING PLEASE

OK THE NO BRAINER IN REVERSE JUST SAID VIBRATOR I-

Dude why is she not famous

"My mosaic of toenails is of Kim Jung Un" is not a sentence I expected to hear, but that's on me

this reminds me of adult swim commercials

This lady did not just make a video of herself eating pie and reading pi

ADHD + dominant/submissive + every kink in the book + freewill + 240 IQ + comic books + music + music prodigies + warm buttcheek blue jolly rancher + every color in the rainbow + a camera + The color Blue = Ashnikko

So I finally found a new goddess. She is my new religion.

there's no better video on this whole ass website than this

Ashnikko calling you baby is the most wholesome thing in the world

"My mosaic of toenails is of Kim Jong Un" This is probably the most Ashnikko thing I've ever heard

I can’t wait for Ash Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. This is like the perfect blend of comedy and satire.

Ashnikko is the only person who can call me baby and I’ll actually melt 💕💜

*"pawn cackir"*

i cant believe she is SO underrated. she is amazing. my queen. 😩😩😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥

You can tell she watched a lot of adult swim 😂 shit seem just like a adult swim show

Please release one of these every Ash Wednesday

I’m now an Ashnikko Stan

2:47 Ashnikko teaches you the Simlish alphabet song

2:47 does your fav know how to sing in arabic? ash does

Everything ashnikko is Ashnikko is a sweetheart Ashnikko is hot Ashnikko is talented Ashnikko makes me love myself more and more Ashnikko can make anyone's day😊

She’s so talented and creative I wish I found her sooner ❤️❤️❤️

Are you sure you don't want to put your music career on hold and become an ASMRtist? Because I'm here for it.

16:50 my gay self snacking on some putthy lmao

This was the most iconic thing I've ever seen. God, I love her.

her calling me baby puts me in such a good mood i-

I'm what you consider being inside the box. I see people like Ashnikko in society and think what's going on in their mind. Are they thinking or they just getting thoughts and acting on them like I'm gonna do right now.. i see dodos on the moon, blue pineapple taste like the smell of cut grass, Quasar glass

The madness that goes on inside that girl’s brain

This is so weird but somehow entertaining.

I live for that intro. Also, the only person I can stand to hear chewing, would of course, be Ashnikko

5:07 *I love how that girl is like resting her hand on her leg.* *Ashnikko: Why am I still single* *Farah: Because I haven’t made a move yet* 😂

Best 19 minutes of my life

Ash in a damn school uniform *pansexual level: 999999999999999*

The world. NEEDS more. OF THIS! Ash! I love you!!

Bro I found this girl today and I wanna be her friend lmaoooo, luv the music too btw.

“And if you don’t like it you can get the f*ck out. Ok Greg!” Ash is a mood. I love her!!!!!

This makes me wanna jump out a window 1 inch off the ground and yell “I AM HULK NOT GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT”

Can we please just have an Auntie Ashton series 😂

I didn't know, but this is the content I've been looking for on youtube all along and finding it has been an emulsifying and moisturizing experience

So this is what shes been up to after she left hell.

Auntie Ash spitting facts.

I have no idea what’s going on but I’m loving it

She reminds me of me when I was younger... Being an idiot for fun. 😂

This is like a modern Monti python's flying circus

This beautiful creature is a divine gift from the universe and I have been blessed

i love how she is always herself. she doesnt care what peope think, and she isnt pressured to be "perfect" like other celebrities.

I’m so mad I didn’t find you sooner ! I’m absolutely in love with you 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I want this kind of energy 😔✊❤️

This is quite possibly the best shit I ever did see

This did not help with my crippling fear of crabs

I am telling my kids she was Shakespeare and this is the greatest play the world ever seen.

i want an hour of just auntie ashton

when she said surrounda ksui mutzimutz... i felt that

"I want you to cheat on your husband!" "I WANT YOU TO CHEAT ON YOUR F***NG HUSBAND!!"

Bruh I have watched this sooo many times.

Well I’m in love now-

I'm back to watch this masterpiece and have my lungs pop once again.

Auntie Ashton is the only smoker I stan

8:52 LMFAO I’m stoned and crying with laughter

She’s actually pretty good at ASMR tho

the production quality on this is impeccable

This is honestly the best thing ive seen in a while

“I smell waffles and electricy.” I’m gonna say that now.

*"OoH bOy itS gOnnA sTart REaLly SooN"* -Ashnikko

Bro I love her sense of humor like I need to watch more

0:25 - 0:40 Me when my boyfriends giving me his all and I still am dry as a desert down there

i could become addicted to this. i need this to last 400 plus hours

Ash!! Make another one of these! Make it a Series! Even though you prolly wont see this. But I bet a ton of people would watch!

We need more ! Every Wednesday lolol now

I listened to one song of hers and here I am now. She’s one hell of a worm hole. Love it.

I return to this video whenever I find myself needing guidance.

I need the full version of all these bits 😂😂😂😂😂

Give the people more Ashnikko Wednesdays

It's official, I'm in love with her.

Omg this is the best! My ash Wednesday's will never be the same again - thank you! We need more content like this in general though~ hinthint

Why is ashnikko literally….me, I relate to her on a personal level

11:11 auntie ashton be speaking straight FACTS

the segment at 7:30 nearly made me cry bcs i would love for ash to be my mom even though we’re literally three years apart ;-;

We ask politely for another Ash Wednesday type video please 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

I had to come back for memories😭😭😭😭

I love this woman & her chaos

2020 Quarantine squad where ya at? 👇

This is the content i came for

"~My toenail mosaic is of Kim Jung Un" one of the craziest things I've ever heard