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@thegrinch9580 4 роки тому
Your crush *flirts with you* - Flirt back (100 diamonds) - Squawk like a bird and lay an egg
@tradingleader328 4 роки тому
Love your picture
@taylerfinley7122 4 роки тому
I would do the second regardless
@chiiibits 4 роки тому
Most of these the Diamond choice is the better and normal choice but this one is the opposite I mean you would be so weird if you choose flirt back XD
@fluffyboy1266 4 роки тому
I would pay the diamonds
@somecaucasianhuman4036 4 роки тому
I’m not saying this in an offensive way, but nothing special really happens when you spend diamonds
@amazingducks1647 3 роки тому
Your boyfriend just proposed to you "Slap him" "Marry him and then divorce" "Pee in his mouth"
@Zoelee_ 2 роки тому
Bahaha please 😭💔
@CursedCaptainGaming 2 роки тому
Pee in his mouth [5000 diamonds]
@kenny_MCchicken950 2 роки тому
Its so true
@mohamedyooshau8396 2 роки тому
“all of the above”
@amazingducks1647 2 роки тому
@@mohamedyooshau8396 actually that would cost [50💎]
@BorsalinoOPreal Рік тому
As a youngster who existed during the year 1844, I can indeed confirm the fact that I, and only I, understand the purpose of that particular mobile application.
@spiltmilk0204 Рік тому
hows the Cholera epidemic going for you?
@BorsalinoOPreal Рік тому
@@spiltmilk0204 it was quite a vile one indeed, however i triumphed!
@ingridinge1975 Рік тому
Isn't it witchcraft
@MrZig-Zag Рік тому
What does the Morse code mean? 👁👄👁
@spiltmilk0204 Рік тому
@@MrZig-Zag i believe it says “harder than you think”
@2006PoyotaKirbolla Рік тому
For some reason the fact the ad had Morse code is so scary to me. Like they are actually hiding something. Although it’s probably another ad.
@cheese1627 Рік тому
How the hell do you have 60 likes
@slightlystressedoatmeal4291 Рік тому
Someone translated it in other comment and it says "HARDERTHAENUTHINK" which is probably supposed to say "harder than u think"
@billysillygoose Рік тому
morse code will always scare me even if its the dumbest message. its just so ominous
@KinimodRocket Рік тому
Morse sounds scary but it's not it's not hard to learn
@KinimodRocket Рік тому
@illygoose MORSE CODE IS NOT DUMB YOU SHOULD LEARN MORSE CODE AND SEE ITS NOT dumb oh sorry caps lock too lazy to write it again sorry for caps (edit 1 year later: ima just put this here because i still get replayed to i know he dident say dumb its my bad and im sorry for it of course damn a year ago? i still got replayed to this after 1 year damn. anyway yeah im sorry i wont remove this massage because its funny to see how blind i was)
@mayac1105 5 років тому
Morse code was first used with telegraphs in 1844...i guess they did do their homework
@shely_D7vil 5 років тому
My IQ just increased to 160
@BobRossCat 5 років тому
:OOOOOOOOOOOO
@leave4917 5 років тому
“♩ Don’t do your homework! ♩”
@stoopidfork1756 4 роки тому
U did too
@betweenthecracks1162 4 роки тому
Well wtf does the code say tho?
@kayq4811 5 років тому
Your wife doesn't join the Greg army. Option 1: divorce Option 2: divorce
@marykay5299 5 років тому
Your wife doesn't join the Greg army Option 1: Divorce Option 2: Pee in mouth
@emmanuellyloyola2030 5 років тому
Option 3: kill her
@elianastrong8125 5 років тому
You forgot about option 3, divorce
@jammyrulz3586 5 років тому
Your wife doesn't join the Greg army. Option 1 : Slap her in the face Option 2 : *_D I V O R C E_*
@DontCallMeDave 5 років тому
*speaks from experience*
@jgonzaldesigns Рік тому
3:30 So i got HARDERTHA so i guessed and i think it said HARDERTHANYOUTHINK Aka Harder than you think
@TheMossyHill 8 місяців тому
This comment needs more likes so more can see
@floridaboii 6 місяців тому
dam
@bopperz 5 місяців тому
69 likes
@user-gc2zh6ee3v Місяць тому
how do you understand just BEEEP EEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEP
@FireflyStellaronHunter Місяць тому
@@user-gc2zh6ee3vthere’s long beeps and short beeps and different combos of those make letters
@luci-fo9ug 2 роки тому
I am an 1844 child. I can confirm that, no one but me (the only 1844 kid alive) will get that game.
@leelewis6334 Рік тому
i am 4481 adult and i get it
@thequeenoftheabsols Рік тому
I'm from 1448, can you explain it for me
@user-qx6jn4gj9i 7 місяців тому
Some other kids are there
@adiraj1892 6 місяців тому
What’s the morse code then
@beardedemperor 5 місяців тому
Neo-nazis were using "1844" for a bit because too many people were recognising the codeword "1488", and they wanted it to sound even more unhinged when someone tried to unmask them. In all probability the ad wasn't directly programmed by neo-nazis though. Might just be computer generated by an algorithm that had too much 4chan in its training data, or written by someone who was seeing the code floating around and thought it was a meme number like 420 or 69.
@oliviahok3316 3 роки тому
your baby just learned how to walk knock him over divorce
@iwonthesitateebltch3319 3 роки тому
👁👅👁
@batren04ren89 3 роки тому
Divorce
@hi_its_me7006 3 роки тому
DIVORCE
@mikewalsh137 3 роки тому
Knock him over, then divorce
@evilpoopyfart 3 роки тому
*DIVORCE*
@mattjonesturning 4 роки тому
waiter: would you like some food [kiss him] [slap him] [divorce]
@meisme7274 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dannyballs0685 3 роки тому
Bruv I'm picking divorce for sure
@Zero-ec3cu 3 роки тому
Kiss him
@ThatVintageGuy 3 роки тому
@aitareya Dwibedi manager lol
@imzipperoni 3 роки тому
Reach the pink color
@ylgaor2216 Рік тому
LMAO I can tell have nice Danny is as a person by the amount of sadness in Danny’s voice and face expression when he saw the bear spanking other bear and said “...what?”
@thatweirdmoldycarrot4262 Рік тому
I watched this the night after my parents divorced and it made me laugh after I thought I never would for a while. Thank you Danny
@WaffleDaBomb 7 місяців тому
@@star_gir1937L
@FR1TT3RS 6 місяців тому
Mine divorced a few months ago
@Shae29 5 місяців тому
Mine are the in the process✌🏻
@godpirouette 5 місяців тому
@@Shae29 Mine are in an unhappy marriage, and My Dad sucks and (gives entire backstory)
@Shae29 5 місяців тому
@@godpirouette me toooo!😃
@evelyngregg4666 5 років тому
"Dead people don't play mobile games" -the new pirates of the Caribbean movie
@rhodesoakley9863 5 років тому
Evelyn Gregg they wouldn’t last against Danny reviewing his legal options
@iamsoquirkye3352 5 років тому
*"
@Lisa52478 5 років тому
Evelyn Gregg wrong it’s more like this...”Dead people don’t playing thee mobile game on yee rectangle thingamobers..”
@evelyngregg4666 5 років тому
@@iamsoquirkye3352 oops thanks
@NickK1989 5 років тому
I'd bet money they'd make a mobile game based on it lol
@haylee.j.h3643 4 роки тому
“Only 1844 kids will understand this” 1845 kids: i unDeRstAnD tHiS toO
@bigounce8549 4 роки тому
Developers: SHUT UP, you don't get it you fucking idiot.
@notarealhuman_ 4 роки тому
I don’t understand I am in the year 368 B.C so someone please explain
@ballifwackhispp2571 4 роки тому
I’m an 1839 kid
@arctrooperjesse7582 4 роки тому
Funny-
@Denturess 4 роки тому
This is 90s kids and 00s kids
@beautymask666 Рік тому
Actually in the game of sultans ads the woman is actually jokingly painting herself so it basically saying “ hey, no self confidence, only me👿”
@tashvisanghvi8161 Рік тому
Crying bear- “Pls just do what he says” in a high pitched voice 😂🤣🤣🤣🥺 - 8:17
@sap_syrup 4 роки тому
Wife falls down the stairs: Ask if shes okay: 35 diamonds Divorce her: 0 diamonds.
@jxckfn8149 4 роки тому
Omg that's pretty much the game summed up
@toxicmentality7109 4 роки тому
-ask if she's ok : 2 diamonds -DIVORCE: 500 diamonds
@beefandcheddar693 4 роки тому
I have -420 diamonds
@autumndawson06 4 роки тому
Storm Tail THATS ALWAYS WHAT HAPPENS! THE LOGICAL CHOICE COTS DIAMONDS AND MY BROKE ASS DOSNET AHVE DIAMONDS!
@curiousjorge2481 4 роки тому
@@autumndawson06 r/foundthemobileuser
@coreysolorioloduca4370 3 роки тому
“your wife divorces you because you slapped her” “slap her” “divorce”
@christineyoung5985 3 роки тому
literally william and clara acton
@christineyoung5985 3 роки тому
afton*
@toestoes315 3 роки тому
@Pyro that will eat you idk but William used to be chunky af JSJSJSJ
@chelseajordan6693 3 роки тому
Divorce
@tripp9285 3 роки тому
@@christineyoung5985 whos clara lol
@Octol1ng 2 роки тому
Ads be like: "Oh god, I really need to poop..." Poop on her Divorce Use the toilet [WATCH AD TO UNLOCK]
@lilicat9687 Рік тому
I popped a pretzel bite into my mouth right right before the bear ad. Horrible timing, I about choked to death from the surreal combination of shock, laughter and pretzel.
@lilkermit3276 4 роки тому
Your stomach growls because you're hungry. - Eat (20 diamonds) - Get ran over (free)
@woomyzooms3781 4 роки тому
Lil Kermit -kiss him -duvorce
@unlacedshoe3696 4 роки тому
Lil Kermit *-eat your own shit*
@pizzvore 4 роки тому
@@unlacedshoe3696 yes
@Shelbus_Grace 4 роки тому
or eat 20 diamonds
@Nolongerningen 4 роки тому
I will be the last like for you to get 1000 of them
@adelaidejohnson6546 4 роки тому
Plot twist : the bear was spanking in Morse code
@adelaidejohnson6546 3 роки тому
skeldopentorasu / skelly gasp
@MaxiTaxi54 3 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/iHGhqalqapiDrn0.html
@justyournormalemogirl3298 3 роки тому
@@changedaccount4340 i-
@Crustydusty8937 3 роки тому
@Yeet Mania wat the hecc
@pricklythepear4900 3 роки тому
Wait actually....
@PuggxePlxyzLOVESpugs Рік тому
Danny: “I’m a guy, so I can pee outside” Girls: -what about meeee…-
@kimkillillasfuq8212 Рік тому
This is gross but woman can just use a funnel to pee like a guy. There's a company that makes vagina shaped funnels marketed to campers and military personnel. Do with this information what you will
@T6NK 6 місяців тому
The morse code message is “Please help me, I’m trapped playing this game in the 1840s”
@cm5g 3 роки тому
"I have a cut and it's bleeding." Get a bandage - 47K diamonds Make it infected and die - Free
@wanilimbe 3 роки тому
“A bug is going to attack me” Kill it - 90k diamonds Let it bite me with generates maggots and then rats will eat me and I will die- Free
@potionoffireresistance9901 3 роки тому
"I have to breathe" Breathe: 1M gems Die: free
@moonlight-no3os 3 роки тому
I need to exist Exsist:300k gems Fade into dust:free
@anastasianicole6187 3 роки тому
Did you mean: the American healthcare system
@papayadoodlez9994 3 роки тому
Exactly
@antoniofontes8283 4 роки тому
"I gotta pee!" [Slap his face] Or [Kiss him]
@jazzyww7254 4 роки тому
“I gotta pee!” [*D I V O R C E*] Or [Kiss him]
@Hydrophobiqe 4 роки тому
Slap his face: 100,000,000 diamonds Or D I V O R C E: *F R E E* Or Kiss him: 500,000 diamonds
@umakotwal4890 4 роки тому
1. Find a tree, bush, or stump that is at least 6 inches tall. 2. Unzip and whip it out. 3. Start your stream aimed towards the bottom of the tree trunk or stump, or the middle of the bush where the leaves are the thickest. (so the pee doesn't make a loud noise) 4. Push the pee out as fast as possible so there is less of a chance of someone seeing you. 5. Put it back in ASAP and zip up and walk away discreetly.
@melany5814 4 роки тому
Uma Kotwal lol
@umakotwal4890 4 роки тому
@@melany5814 did u use my advice
@abisupakewl5891 Рік тому
10:20 this actually happened to me before lmao. i used to live in a small apartment with my family and one day i really had to pee. i opened the door and my sister was totally knocked out on the toilet. i was in literal shock
@hennegivensunday 2 роки тому
The Morse code is “ my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard” don’t ask me why but that is what it is
@laerkema7678 5 років тому
I can't believe you just talked about kids from 1844 for 4 minutes straight.
@wystrix439 5 років тому
Let me explain to you the first ad's caption. In 1844, the US was still barely growing. People were allowed to claim any piece of land as long as they farmed it themselves. This is why kids from 1844 will get it, because their parents were constantly looking for unclaimed land, and the game is about claiming more land.
@viciousnerdery 5 років тому
Yeah what the fuck
@azizpromisiri6914 5 років тому
As shitty as the game ads may be, he totally missed the joke. It’s essentially making fun of the “Only 90s kids will get this” by taking it to an extreme such as 1844. It’s also a double entendre because it has the plot of 1840s epidemic of claiming unclaimed land. It’s honestly a brilliant joke.
@ugis_ 5 років тому
Laerke MA 아미💜
@button465 5 років тому
is this a complaint?
@maddiebrale2671 5 років тому
Worker: *Hi welcome to McDonalds!* *[PEE IN HIS MOUTH]* *[DIVORCE]*
@straggotsmoa1278 5 років тому
*{SLAP HIM}*
@KaarneAsada 5 років тому
{KISS HIM}
@asherschmidt9820 5 років тому
*[EAT HIS FACE OFF]*
@PinkFlares 5 років тому
*[PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE]*
@kt-qy6hc 5 років тому
*[DRAW A MOUSTACHE]*
@kungpaokitten333 7 місяців тому
Danny: “but people do die on the toilet.. a lot” Me: *sitting on the toilet*👀👀
@hanazeeshan5315 9 місяців тому
As a kid from 1844, only I understand the dark secrets portrayed in a mobile game ad where you steal other people's paint to color the floor. it's classified
@haviksrotsucker 2 місяці тому
i'm from 1786, do tell
@greenman7653 5 років тому
Danny you just don’t understand the first one because you aren’t from 1844.
@radiopenis1011 5 років тому
Green Man Take me back to me the 1840s 😍 music today sucks
@kalylareisinger6466 5 років тому
Lol
@TheSweetestPea94 5 років тому
He should consult Cody Ko
@sleazyyeezy2238 5 років тому
Thousandth like
@jordanh4362 5 років тому
I was born in the wrong generation :/
@bugsbugsbugs2337 5 років тому
You’ve been born into the world! - Breathe (20 diamonds) - D I V O R C E
@ASHHWolfin 4 роки тому
W I T H L I F E
@georgiaclarke7502 4 роки тому
life is ultimately meaningless
@sydthesciencekid2801 4 роки тому
Lmao
@internetpersona3496 4 роки тому
Yeah hi I'd like to divorce Life, he's just not giving me what I need in this relationship I feel like I'm the only one putting in any work
@itsyaboioldcelery472 4 роки тому
@@georgiaclarke7502 emo
@Cardiax Рік тому
In the Game of Sultans ad, I think what they're trying to do is imply that the queen/wife/mistress/concubine is in love with herself because at the end, the woman poses like the character she is replaced by, and that character is the one on the canvas.
@Sundewwwww 6 місяців тому
I, a young lass from the early dawning of the year 1844, I endorse this bemusing thought and ramble that yes, indeed, only I and the myriad of other young lasses and lads can comprehend this. It is a mighty confinement of miniature pixels plastered together to invent a recreation type of mental distraction.
@definitely_nemo 4 роки тому
Pregant Wife : The baby kicked-! Option one : He'll be a karate master-! (20 diamonds) Option two : KiCk It BaCk
@lv4519 4 роки тому
Option 4-*sacrifice him to the underlord*
@muddychevy731 4 роки тому
Lol
@izukumidoriya9651 4 роки тому
Option 5: Go to Area 51 and give it to the aliens
@faing8238 4 роки тому
I made this 200
@gayfurry5287 4 роки тому
Option 6: Pee in the baby's mouth
@Maria-br7ee 4 роки тому
Would you like fries with that, Miss? [ SLAP HIS FACE ] O R [ K I S S H I M ]
@Willowowy 4 роки тому
[ PEE IN HIS MOUTH ]
@mesafox 4 роки тому
[ DIVORCE ]
@TheoneNonlyAH 4 роки тому
[Kills] [ pees in mouth]
@kertchoo6831 4 роки тому
[YES] 69420 diamonds
@ranjanbiswas3233 4 роки тому
@@TheoneNonlyAH No tina is not your dog
@Hadley_is_bored 5 місяців тому
7:36 omg this so much I am literally dying laughing. Danny, you’re a comedic genius.
@DiegoGhostlytheDoes 7 місяців тому
As a kid from the 1840s I can confirm that yes, both interpretations were in fact correct. On an unrelated topic, I do not understand the language of morase code.
@gracegill2109 5 років тому
No one: Episode: OMG the baby just kicked! [Kick it back] Or [ slap her]
@gracelogan6071 5 років тому
Grace Gill AHAHAHAHHAA
@ChaseFerrell2 5 років тому
😂😂😂
@shannishanni5479 5 років тому
KICK IT BACK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 FUCK
@alyssa1706 5 років тому
I can’t reach pink color
@Joseph-kp8iz 5 років тому
Pee in its mouth
@Ash46123 3 роки тому
Someone kindly introduces themselves on the street. Say hello [💎10000] Divorce [Free]
@quitted7276 3 роки тому
Willa Bukata:(talk_smart) Me:(confused) I like your funny words magic man.
@duckster-fos2747 3 роки тому
@Willa Bukata I- huh?
@duckster-fos2747 3 роки тому
@Willa Bukata I can’t read anymore
@quitted7276 3 роки тому
@@jsi007 just 122💎? Lmao better speed it up before episode ramps up the price.
@DrBlueHigh 3 роки тому
*Don't mind me just gonna divorce with a person I just met*
@nudj3 6 місяців тому
Fun fact 🤓: The reason why the ad that said only kids from 1844 will understand this is because Morse code was invented around that time. (The Morse code also says "Harder than you think")
@MlsAhd 8 місяців тому
The Morse Code Said: Greg is NOT The Fastest Growing Army On UKposts...
@willowxx21 5 років тому
According to my Morse code translator, the first ad is saying, “Harder than you think.” 😂👌🏼
@cheesenipspartymix 5 років тому
Willøw B. Thank you
@fortniteinanutshell435 5 років тому
Willøw B. Thx
@willowxx21 5 років тому
No prob lol
@BMX. 5 років тому
48 STAB WOUNDS
@matilda2121 5 років тому
I'm glad they had that in morse code instead of using it as the caption.
@SandiSaydak 3 роки тому
Danny gets copyright claimed by billion surprise toys Slap him❌ Divorce❌ Both✔
@ErinLastNameRedacted 3 роки тому
Get slapped by legal ❌
@its_not_elmo8735 3 роки тому
Threatening to have them slapped by legal successfully (unlike Angie) ❌
@AntonisZ73 3 роки тому
200th like :)
@katsukibakugo463 3 роки тому
Wait but who do we slap? Danny or billion surprise toys?
@its_not_elmo8735 3 роки тому
@@katsukibakugo463 We slap bst
@tinleygraceee 2 роки тому
12:45 “is this real life?” OR JUST A FANTASYYYY
@starwarsfan8538 Рік тому
my favorite quote people dont fall asleep on the toilet that often, but people die on it a lot
@rosa-hu4kf 3 роки тому
I actually had Episode for a bit and this is a recap: Get dressed? "No, go naked and embarrass yourself and make your crush hate you forever!" "Yes" (💎9000)
@brawlstarsaspirant 3 роки тому
Yes,got it too and is just that-
@anietgonzalez7606 3 роки тому
rosa same I got that too
@localspacearsonman9992 3 роки тому
Me too. I had that game when I was, like, 8 or something and oh boy.... you summed it up perfectly.
@roeee_51 3 роки тому
I know-
@XDgoodbye 3 роки тому
XD
@dq4u214 5 років тому
morse code: "harder than yo-", So it was probably going to say "harder than you think"
@evageorge2212 5 років тому
@@bumbum5580 Kids could see your message.
@munchy_bones1122 5 років тому
@@evageorge2212 and where's the problem a dick is nothing special but the Comment from that person is a little bit dumb and don't needed.
@kaatpc2059 5 років тому
@@munchy_bones1122 it's just a joke omg LEAVE BRO *LEAVE*
@evageorge2212 5 років тому
@@munchy_bones1122 how did you see my message so quickly?
@officiallumine 5 років тому
@@evageorge2212 she is magic hahaha
@bees373 Рік тому
a surprising amount of people do just randomly fall unconscious on the toilet tho. if you strain to poop too hard you can pass out, its called vasovagal syncope
@zenitsukamaboko9656 Рік тому
11:00 me watching this on the toilet: 😨🫡😵💀☠️👻
@lennonfischer3540 4 роки тому
Episode is always like “Will you marry me” Yes (30 gems) Pee in their mouth DIVORCE
@marcellanathasiaanakpeterr1988 4 роки тому
How did that come here
@Rage_Quiting 4 роки тому
how do you divorce someone that is asking you to marry them here comes the r/wooosh people
@dannygj 4 роки тому
@@Rage_Quiting yes
@jurajjankovic1586 4 роки тому
@@Rage_Quiting dude r/woooosh
@user-li5tm4yk1b 4 роки тому
KSKSKSKKSSKKSKSJSKSKSKSJSKS I AM NOT ALIVEEEEEEEEE 😂😂😂😂😂😂🙂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bredmytexas 5 років тому
The Morse code is saying “DIVORCE”
@Aiden-xv1ei 5 років тому
Lol
@jacehutchison6592 5 років тому
divorce code
@jellynuggets7952 5 років тому
@@allisongomez3545 woosh
@caitlyn7567 5 років тому
@Jelly Nuggets Lol
@chelseamccain1007 5 років тому
No it's not Morse code.... It's divorce code
@TheLunaLockhart Рік тому
what gets me about the 1844 ad is that morse code was invented in 1848
@sebastiang9638 6 місяців тому
Finally my Morse code class actually does something
@deascorner 3 роки тому
Episode is literally like Wear the outfit your date specifically sent for you to wear [💎30] Wear literal rags [free]
@twylaace 3 роки тому
and getting the diamonds is ridiculously hard
@-Topin- 2 роки тому
@@twylaace just read 30 episodes to choose the dress that you want or.......SPEND 10 DOLLARS IN CLOTHES YOU CAN’T WEAR
@fauninaround8920 2 роки тому
Tru
@fauninaround8920 2 роки тому
Its the mobile versikn of ea
@helengrugett 2 роки тому
*Kiss the love of your life and grow up to be rich and happy!!* [5,000,000,000💎] *Die in a car crash* [Free!]
@beefysaurus 4 роки тому
From the part of Morse Code Danny played, it says, “Harder than” so it’s probably “Harder than you think.” For any one interested, the clip is “.... .- .-. -.. . .-. - .... .- -.” And the rest is ”-.- -- ..- - .... .. -. -.-“
@0vinaphobia 4 роки тому
Yeah you right you right. I know some Morse; enough to read the rest
@dallasgws2 4 роки тому
Elizabeth Hollett huh, didn’t know that
@dummybelles9651 4 роки тому
Thank you so much
@anactualmoth9750 4 роки тому
Omg you're from the 1840's
@krowwithakay 4 роки тому
Okay Boomer, Wait? Okay industrial revolutioner!
@chloeorlino4547 Рік тому
In the Morse code at 3:30 the letters I caught were h and I and it spelt hi
@collincasella5757 11 місяців тому
No it doesn't because h is .... And I is .. and you can here dashes
@gigachad7901 2 роки тому
"You're the special one" Couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂
@cultofgoose1942 4 роки тому
“Pee in her mouth” “Divorce” Danny: “no I don’t think I will”
@doodledevore4374 4 роки тому
How bout both?
@GDS1 4 роки тому
Damn
@GDS1 4 роки тому
But why would he pee in her mouth why not on the ground or was his D in her mouth or.... ...
@doodledevore4374 4 роки тому
@@GDS1 that's a good point
@mauvsstuff4742 4 роки тому
@@rosegreen3144 It's gross, but I guess it's OK...
@nutellacastle 4 роки тому
You're at an animal shelter. - Adopt a pet - (30 diamonds) - Drown in the sink -
@chaoticgood936 4 роки тому
-slap him -DIVORCE
@mollyfromacnh9973 4 роки тому
- Pee in her mouth - (FREE) - Leave (70 Diamonds)
@Hi-jg6ze 4 роки тому
occasional memes - Like the comment - (10 diamonds) - Strangle your dog -
@joshuagarrison1620 4 роки тому
Adopt pet
@joshuagarrison1620 4 роки тому
@@Hi-jg6ze like
@zaidalawad9212 2 роки тому
Danny: I gotta peeeeeeee My mum walking in: Gimme you’re phone
@lilousoulier3458 Рік тому
The bears add i died😂😂😂😂😂😂
@aidenmahony3431 5 років тому
Wife: I can’t make breakfast today {Divorce her} {Sell the dog}
@sy-zu4uz 5 років тому
*Divorce* *the* *Dog* ........ wait
@aleahdodson1889 5 років тому
Pee in her mouth
@twat3323 5 років тому
*Sell her*
@mikapii5210 5 років тому
Bros before Hoes. **Slams the **_"Divorce her"_** button fast enough to cook a chicken**
@sepsa7468 5 років тому
ᴘ ᴇ ᴀ ᴄ ʜ ʏ • ʀ ᴏ s ᴇ HAHAHSGGDVD LMAO
@AlyDoTheThing 4 роки тому
Cat: Meow *[Get a divorce]* *[Take it to college]* *[Pee in its mouth]*
@pizzvore 4 роки тому
I'd take it to college
@hamedakrami9699 4 роки тому
Shane Dawson is that you?
@AlyDoTheThing 4 роки тому
@@hamedakrami9699 pURr pURr
@nancysheebo1368 4 роки тому
hey IM fat hey IM fat hey IM fat hey IM fat HhhahahHhahahahhHhahhahahahahHhHhHahahahahahhHhHhahahah Gool dndnre
@nancysheebo1368 4 роки тому
Wtf I was drunk
@JhericFury Рік тому
Danny saying "I gotta pee!" now plays in my head whenever I need to pee
@komokaziboschetti Рік тому
The best part about the spanking bear animation, is that, the swirling of the hand is added in, the tears, and the red hand marks. I bet we can blame danny for those additions.
@psych_outtt 5 років тому
Sorry, I'm a _1560 kid,_ can't help you here!
@jackbudi 5 років тому
I can’t like it it’s at 69
@jackbudi 5 років тому
SOME MONSTER LIKED IT AT 69
@deadmeme281 5 років тому
I’m a 1 type of guy
@Totacus1234 5 років тому
It’s at 666 likes.
@augustusjuliuscaesar9607 5 років тому
Good one chief
@sophievenable2724 4 роки тому
"Dead people can't play mobile games" Is gonna be my senior quote.
@shouldacomewithawarninh4974 3 роки тому
Same
@user-wu6ov7yk2r 3 роки тому
Same
@kd_and_a5h227 3 роки тому
Lmao
@kat5515 3 роки тому
Sophie Venable my senior quote is gonna be “my neck, my back”.. don’t ask
@ThatStupidIdoitMatt 3 роки тому
Sophie Venable your profile is hat kid
@oliversherman2414 2 роки тому
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
@456myer 16 днів тому
the sound said “omg i have to caca” “it’s going to fly out” “i knew i should’ve gotten mcdonalds instead” “Taco Bell was not a good idea” “SAVE ME😭”
@yazawanico7521 4 роки тому
I GOTTA PEE!! >slap his face >kiss him
@oceanic8077 4 роки тому
nico nico nii
@mossdrawsstuff 4 роки тому
NICO NICO NII
@artymewmew7393 4 роки тому
nico nico nii *aggressively dances*
@EllDoesStuff 4 роки тому
And they said Marvel made the most ambitious crossover
@marblesodaxx9143 4 роки тому
Divorce
@mememarket8579 3 роки тому
Divorces: Exist People in mobile game ads: *i'll take your entire stock*
@leoncrashed 3 роки тому
true though- xDD
@modricsgf 3 роки тому
Udk why i read that as Princesses: exist People in mobile game ads: *i'll take your whole stock* Im so dumb ik ik😌
@Tohru_Adacher 3 роки тому
im a N ø ø d l e ok
@Toa_Va 3 роки тому
Entire*
@justjules24 3 роки тому
did you mean: stonks
@mmurdoch6190 Рік тому
I've actually played Helix Watlz and its not really a dating sim, but more like a visual novel gacha game with dress up doll mechanics.
@nathandagobert8760 8 місяців тому
The thumbnail is basically just would you rather leave your wife or would you rather your wife leave you
@nouistaken3719 5 років тому
Morse code says greg is the fastest growing community on UKposts (don't look it up)
@jufronda 5 років тому
subscribe to PewDiepie :0
@2cnz969 5 років тому
@@jufronda shhhhh
@nouistaken3719 5 років тому
Yareli Reyna I am already subbed
@jufronda 5 років тому
@@2cnz969 :'0
@jufronda 5 років тому
@@nouistaken3719 Te amo :'0
@samih8822 5 років тому
No one: Episode: OMG your sister just had a baby! [slap its face] or [kiss it]
@evataylor8761 5 років тому
( marry )
@camila314 5 років тому
[ DIVORCE. ]
@bokkbokkk 5 років тому
I love your Profile pic
@abigailc27 5 років тому
420th like
@pinkypink8592 5 років тому
[Steal it]
@crystal_link9201 2 роки тому
"W-wait we have other girls!" "No you don't there all the same with different hair colors"
@AStrangeBowlofGrapes-pb9qx 6 місяців тому
In May of 1844, the first Morse code machine was created to send messages to Baltimore.
@user-ci5dh1ps4g 5 років тому
Morse code is "harder than you think" but played so fast you have to slow it down like crazy to interpret it.
@f0nk3m0n 5 років тому
lmao its got multiple meanings, like it's harder than you think to figure out the morse code but the game is also hard. fun times :D
@feuillemortal9831 5 років тому
R/woooosh either on my part or yours.
@billydeadghost1002 5 років тому
Claire Smith see we didn’t even need to download the game too solve it
@jaydentanner1301 5 років тому
@@gabbyb3167 literally not funny at all smh 13 yr old
@wannadie731 5 років тому
Yo I'm your 1,000th like lol
@staplersbreak7136 5 років тому
[Classmate asks for pencil] *Stab them with the pencil>* *Paint their backpack green>*
@ys-mi2js 5 років тому
Staplers Break {chooses the first one}
@Pig.e 5 років тому
{DIVORCE.}
@yeokika 5 років тому
Slap them with pencil Divorce
@seeforkat 5 років тому
*Change your school*
@Ophidian827 5 років тому
*slaps with knife* *screams in AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
@garlicbread6075 2 роки тому
“is this real life???” “..yeah…” “oh… can you stop…” “yeah…😞”
@Urfavturd 2 роки тому
The bear spanking the bear was disturbing the crying noise made me laugh rlly hard .. I have problems
@thulaneo1867 4 роки тому
EVERYONE THE MORSE CODE SAYS “HARDER THAN YOU THINK” you’re welcome
@bodieohbo 4 роки тому
Lani Nell Thank You ( I also wanna day we have very similar first names)
@breananhuntington9600 4 роки тому
Ohh thanks😁😃I tried working that out but nope😂😂😂
@thulaneo1867 4 роки тому
Senzie Corn that is very true
@bodieohbo 4 роки тому
Lani Nell WAIT- I should probably say my name is Lainie!
@bammity9875 4 роки тому
Thank you, Lani. Very cool
@soaphie7914 3 роки тому
Only 1844 kids will get this *the 1845th kid* :👁👄👁
@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox 3 роки тому
LMAO
@bunbun5376 3 роки тому
More like: 💀
@MPhussarW 3 роки тому
That's looks like the blyat Russian meme
@TeamGhostMidas 3 роки тому
🧢
@flipmynameupsidedown 3 роки тому
@@bunbun5376 r/wooooosh
@snapple5950 6 місяців тому
I will say, Helix Waltz as an actual game isn't actually a reverse harem dating sim and is actually really, really good.
@cheesegratersimp3700 2 роки тому
Tell me who else just found Danny one day and is now hooked? Bc that was me and I know I’m not the only one! Love watching your vids dannay keep it up!
@paincat7096 4 роки тому
You have a date: Wear cute clothes: 200 gems Wear basic ass clothes: free Wear gucci dress: 90000 gems
@toninix530 4 роки тому
this isn’t even a joke that’s how it is lmao
@paincat7096 4 роки тому
@@toninix530 i know
@bmanttyboi2326 4 роки тому
You forgot the most important one Pee in his mouth - Free
@heliantaflores933 3 роки тому
How much does it cost to just wear nothing though
@jamestheminorbender2279 3 роки тому
Tbh if you didn’t spend that much money on episode you could probs buy real gucci
@mareebee7046 2 роки тому
The bear is called takadabear and i just discovered it a month or two ago, it has a ton of gifts and stuff that are HILARIOUS! I love it. I usually call it dancing human bear
@WandererBasil Рік тому
the amount of fear in Danny's voice when he saw the bear ad... jsbdkwbdjend
@sibeliusan 5 років тому
I forgot my calculus binder at home [Kill teacher] *[Divorce teacher]*
@isabell9269 5 років тому
KILL TEACHER
@moo_moooo 5 років тому
Divorce for sure
@stompee_ 5 років тому
Divorce
@shely_D7vil 5 років тому
The teacher took the kids
@adorwuhble 5 років тому
Crabby ! Divorce your teacher she didn’t let you use her calculus lesson notes 😂
@ALLEPHZALLEPHZ 3 роки тому
The Morse code is “HARDERTHAENUTHINK” which i assume its saying “harder than you think”
@skittlestheprotogen3476 3 роки тому
It’s obviously Harder thae NUT think.
@LambdaDevious 3 роки тому
Ooo, the ad had outsmarted some of us
@uuntied 3 роки тому
Maybe
@regansballs 3 роки тому
Ty for spending ur time to translate it lol
@anapaularodriguesfreire5979 3 роки тому
I was looking for this thanks
@forty_two42 5 місяців тому
I just got a notification that you uploaded this. Four years late. Im beyond confused
@littlemeows6549 10 місяців тому
i was watchig the video as usual just seeing danny review the game ads and as soon as it came to the bear spanking one i bursted out laughing and couldnt stop for like 5 minutes after it ended oh my god that was funniest thing i ever saw
@theclap262 5 років тому
Wife *talks to friend* -Ask "Whos that?" (50 diamonds) -Start a bacterial outbreak and thermonuclear war
@macyona 4 роки тому
-DIVORCE
@medic1204 4 роки тому
-*L E A N I N F O R A S N I F F*
@marblesodaxx9143 4 роки тому
DIVOOOORRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCEEEE
@riverpaw3234 4 роки тому
I would pick B, but I want those diamonds, so A.
@theepicwaffle5212 4 роки тому
You are making breakfast. -*Make bacon and eggs (35 diamonds)* -*Eat a plastic bag*
@mesafox 4 роки тому
The Epic Waffle -Pee in your own mouth
@waldo1635 4 роки тому
-Burn the kids that are playing in the street
@arigatofriend1042 4 роки тому
I'd eat a plastic bag
@gayfurry5287 4 роки тому
-D I V O R C E
@nickgurr2028 4 роки тому
woffle happy doggo noises
@isisanewbis8262 2 місяці тому
Danny: "Plleeassseee stoopppp!!" .... Random Bear: "DOWNLOAD THE GAMEEEE!!"
@cab1net_man Рік тому
7:35 i don't think this was the best video to watch in class...
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