POV I'm Your Vampire Dad

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Danny Gonzalez

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@Danny-Gonzalez
@Danny-Gonzalez 3 роки тому
The song at the end is also available on streaming services! songwhip.com/danny-gonzalez/my-dad-is-rich
@gameboy-fh3mn
@gameboy-fh3mn 3 роки тому
ok
@gameboy-fh3mn
@gameboy-fh3mn 3 роки тому
second reply
@MoonlightPeaches
@MoonlightPeaches 3 роки тому
@@gameboy-fh3mn nice-
@samuelhuesmann
@samuelhuesmann 3 роки тому
ok
@caddyiv7178
@caddyiv7178 3 роки тому
Its a straight banger danny
@user-fv3qj7xh6r
@user-fv3qj7xh6r 3 роки тому
Ah yes,the two genders 1. Serial killer boyfriend 2. Serial killer boyfriend haver
@horse_stan6007
@horse_stan6007 3 роки тому
Imagine the gays tho Serial killer boyf+serial killer boyf=epic duo
@ryton3
@ryton3 3 роки тому
@@horse_stan6007 yessir
@mikaroni_and_cheez
@mikaroni_and_cheez 3 роки тому
@Aaliyah Benito how could we forget
@hellworm
@hellworm 3 роки тому
I'm both😎 /hj(?)
@hellworm
@hellworm 3 роки тому
@@horse_stan6007 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🥺😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
@cat_strangler2603
@cat_strangler2603 3 роки тому
All I can think of with those "My dad is really is powerful" POV's is twelve year old Draco yelling "My father will hear about this"
@sunshineramirez7766
@sunshineramirez7766 3 роки тому
I was just thinking this omg
@olivercromwell7311
@olivercromwell7311 3 роки тому
don’t disrespect draco like this 😿
@laurenvcouto
@laurenvcouto 3 роки тому
the way i cackled at this comment
@anomnisexualpossum8485
@anomnisexualpossum8485 3 роки тому
@@laurenvcouto You think that was bad? I actually hyena laughed.
@cerasabodski4835
@cerasabodski4835 3 роки тому
Draco Malloy, anybody?
@fizzyspook3776
@fizzyspook3776 Рік тому
phrasing it as "vampire dad" or "serial killer boyfriend" implies that the viewer has a non-vampire dad and a non-serial killer boyfriend which always makes me laugh
@yuki97kira
@yuki97kira 10 місяців тому
For pride month, i want a story about vampire dad and non vampire dad
@nonctm777
@nonctm777 6 місяців тому
​@@yuki97kiraI'm gonna write that down
@messofabeing9392
@messofabeing9392 Місяць тому
polyamorous boykisser who has two dads sounds like a good fic plot
@PeCzech
@PeCzech Місяць тому
The thing is, it doesn't. It's just pointing out that the father is vampire, it's making us focus on that. If someone says "British people are stupid", some kid may say "My British dad would disagree", but it doesn't necessarily mean he has two fathers, only that he wanted point out his father's nationality. Other way of saying "vampire dad" is saying "dad who is a vampire", but not only you can try interpreting it they way you did anyway, but it also sounds shittier. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk (implying that I have other talks)
@fizzyspook3776
@fizzyspook3776 Місяць тому
@@PeCzech Jesus Christ dude no need to get all worked up over a comment that’s literally a year old 💀
@amm3ra248
@amm3ra248 Рік тому
“MY DAD DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A TURTLE” I can’t stop laughing 😭
@GabeHankJJWimbleton
@GabeHankJJWimbleton 6 місяців тому
Just like TMNT
@kylieschwab4784
@kylieschwab4784 3 роки тому
there are three types of boyfriends: indoor boyfriends, outdoor boyfriends, and serial killer boyfriends
@abrielrotzler6009
@abrielrotzler6009 3 роки тому
I don't want to be an indoor boyfriend
@cassiusineuros
@cassiusineuros 3 роки тому
don't forget mafia leader's son boyfriends
@marktloy4740
@marktloy4740 3 роки тому
What about vampire boyfriend?
@luuuuux_
@luuuuux_ 3 роки тому
What about werewolf boyfriends?
@baototta
@baototta 3 роки тому
Also there are girlfriend boyfriends 🏳️‍🌈
@arianagarcia5244
@arianagarcia5244 3 роки тому
Unfortunately the POVs weren’t deleted because the creators thought they were wrong, they deleted them because the artist of the song they used said he was extremely grossed out by the videos and the creators received major backlash and hate
@elsie8757
@elsie8757 3 роки тому
I _thought_ it was a bit naive of Danny to assume that the creators took those daddy videos down because they realized on their own that it was screwed up... Yikes
@k.k.slider3820
@k.k.slider3820 3 роки тому
I don't think Absofacto (the artist) received hate. I saw his Tik Toks about the POVs and he said he was receiving a lot of DMs and Emails from survivors of CSA saying the videos were triggering and upsetting to them.
@rvcomebackmarch3746
@rvcomebackmarch3746 3 роки тому
@@k.k.slider3820 whats CSA??
@isakwennstig6471
@isakwennstig6471 3 роки тому
@@rvcomebackmarch3746 child sexual abuse
@arianagarcia5244
@arianagarcia5244 3 роки тому
K.K. Slider yeah sorry my comment is a bit weirdly worded, I meant the creators of the daddy POVs received hate, not the artist :)
@miabattaglia4703
@miabattaglia4703 Рік тому
The Vampire dad song goes so hard like wtf how is this allowed to just be a extra add-in?!?!?! This needs a triple platinum award.
@user-ii3tz3pl8w
@user-ii3tz3pl8w 4 місяці тому
It was like the best flow he ever had frfr🤣💀
@hippyhair1920
@hippyhair1920 4 місяці тому
Fr it’s my favorite Danny song
@Lizzoncker
@Lizzoncker Місяць тому
no it wasent
@noniplier
@noniplier Місяць тому
​@@Lizzoncker 👎
@2b-coeur
@2b-coeur 16 днів тому
oh my god its on spotify this is going on my playlist
@Divinely_Damned
@Divinely_Damned Рік тому
The vampire dad rap goes so fucking hard and for what reason- the overcast sky line?? So true, “get money from the top, call that trickle down economics” fucking genius. “You will always have a tiny baby bitch dad” devastating line
@dave___
@dave___ 3 роки тому
This guy’s thought process: “im hot”
@itsjustme224
@itsjustme224 3 роки тому
Lol
@leolizard3152
@leolizard3152 3 роки тому
his mind: *_[V O I D]_*
@tnsteve7386
@tnsteve7386 3 роки тому
Song name at 1:11?
@itsjustme224
@itsjustme224 3 роки тому
@@tnsteve7386 clutch by STRLGHT
@tnsteve7386
@tnsteve7386 3 роки тому
@@Skilife-iw3ol i don't have it
@hatinassal_6351
@hatinassal_6351 3 роки тому
POV: You disown your child because you find him making out with his phone
@iyanajohnson4234
@iyanajohnson4234 3 роки тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@imsad748
@imsad748 3 роки тому
Yeetus the Festus 🤜👶
@mr.robot1399
@mr.robot1399 3 роки тому
Yes😆😆😆
@blubbyfishh
@blubbyfishh 3 роки тому
like the underwater horse from the 50s who had sex with phones russell hartley
@leourr2funny
@leourr2funny 3 роки тому
When is it to late to yeetus the festus
@Catsmakemeselfconscious
@Catsmakemeselfconscious 11 місяців тому
I like how it’s supposed to be our dad but he tries to make it sexy 💀
@vynalldash_og
@vynalldash_og Рік тому
Danny just single handedly made better tiktoks than the dude who exclusively makes POVs- I want a full tiktok of HIS vampire dad-
@tommietaker2599
@tommietaker2599 3 роки тому
When the serial killer boyfriend follows me home it's so annoying. My indoor boyfriend gets jealous.
@deereye87
@deereye87 3 роки тому
I see you’re from Kurtistown as well.
@swine13
@swine13 3 роки тому
Im not jealous. Im not. _im not_ *whispering intensifies*
@victorhugomacedo4601
@victorhugomacedo4601 3 роки тому
Still recovering from my coma after not getting an extra greeting, but woke up to like this
@bladiesteponme
@bladiesteponme 3 роки тому
Can we talk about the fact that serial killer boyfriend is not an actual thing?
@nicoleelnatanov3566
@nicoleelnatanov3566 3 роки тому
And they've been with Jessie >:(((
@pyschoclaw9330
@pyschoclaw9330 3 роки тому
“Sorry I kidnapped you, because I wanted to be your boyfriend.” ARE YOU LOST BABY GIRL.
@xapokalypse
@xapokalypse 3 роки тому
NOOO lmao
@maddi6396
@maddi6396 3 роки тому
Everytime I hear this sentence i just can't stop laughing...
@mayajoy7248
@mayajoy7248 3 роки тому
ARE YU LOST BABYGORL
@gg-dg6rk
@gg-dg6rk 3 роки тому
R U LOST BBY GORL
@hobbes8608
@hobbes8608 3 роки тому
I was coming here to make this exact comment 😭💀
@smiffydauntless8267
@smiffydauntless8267 11 місяців тому
12:59 - 14:51 this entire skit absolutely killed me, I’m weak. I actually fell on the floor and was laughing hysterically for 5 solid minutes. Thank you Danny
@sashuni1064
@sashuni1064 7 місяців тому
Hilarious and yet also the types of things that give me Dannymares
@mickeym00
@mickeym00 6 місяців тому
I personally love the skit from 10:45 - 11:35 🤣
@GDKuba
@GDKuba 3 місяці тому
''Pigs on video'' he really does make these on the spot
@Machouseproductions
@Machouseproductions 3 роки тому
"Stop romanticizing vampires, they're blood sucking monsters, they're not hot." Cranky cause you got dumped by your vampire boyfriend aren't you?
@nadiadoukkali8930
@nadiadoukkali8930 3 роки тому
Ikr
@theonewho8241
@theonewho8241 3 роки тому
Isn’t that the plot of basically all vampire fiction?
@chefcantcook7966
@chefcantcook7966 3 роки тому
This is why I'm sticking with the castlevaina games/show.
@youngfunny1824
@youngfunny1824 3 роки тому
Danny is Bella confirmed lol.
@cosmicnovacat
@cosmicnovacat 3 роки тому
I’ll say it once, **misqitoe**
@thatcrystalpie
@thatcrystalpie 3 роки тому
POV: you're very uncomfortable and so am I
@anonsforker8629
@anonsforker8629 3 роки тому
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
@hyu8io207
@hyu8io207 3 роки тому
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
@darkdefender9919
@darkdefender9919 3 роки тому
All of those except they aren’t uncomfortable.
@storm_xo07
@storm_xo07 3 роки тому
Gotta make you understand
@mypenisisunbelievablysmall2079
@mypenisisunbelievablysmall2079 3 роки тому
a 9 year old that watches you through your window never gonna give you up
@spiritedaway0tutu
@spiritedaway0tutu Місяць тому
I feel like a lot of people don’t realize that povs like this are just the modern day equivalent to the weird “I got adopted by all of the Jonas brothers at once and also they are mafia vampire princes” wattpad stories from like the early and mid 2000s, complete with the “yandere pop star boyfriend” ones. Are they disturbing, self indulgent, egotistical and creepy? Yes. Are they also strikingly similar to a trend from like a decade and a half ago? Also yes.
@popcornfield
@popcornfield Місяць тому
Idk why but the thought of your ex walking in, your current partner immediately making out with them, and then talking to you like YOU'RE the one intruding has me in fucking stitches
@sophieschroer42
@sophieschroer42 3 роки тому
"Girl in my grade whose dad was the mayor of the town" I didn't know Kurtis had a daughter
@danny98432
@danny98432 3 роки тому
Underrated comment
@imzipperoni
@imzipperoni 3 роки тому
@@youyurishyuri4407 oh hi neighbor!
@ally_defrates
@ally_defrates 3 роки тому
POV: You are Kurtis Conner’s daughter and your dad is the mayor of Kurtistown
@mayehoffman4253
@mayehoffman4253 3 роки тому
@@ally_defrates and also he is the mafia
@ally_defrates
@ally_defrates 3 роки тому
Maye hoffman He is the mayor of Kurtistown, mafia boss, and your vampire dad.
@ushirinaki7878
@ushirinaki7878 3 роки тому
Therapist: Vampire Danny doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you. Vampire Danny:
@kai19971201
@kai19971201 3 роки тому
Vampire Dad will be right back
@Kat-li9nj
@Kat-li9nj 3 роки тому
love the profile picture
@fizzycat3506
@fizzycat3506 3 роки тому
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
@mr.cowell6025
@mr.cowell6025 3 роки тому
14:47
@lamcookie7055
@lamcookie7055 3 роки тому
@@Kat-li9nj Who is that
@boykissir
@boykissir Рік тому
8:22 I LOVE HOW DANNY INDIRECTLY CALLED HIM FATHERLESS
@cheesecake1255
@cheesecake1255 Місяць тому
Lol
@Mfifn
@Mfifn Рік тому
14:48 i love how the vampire dad appeers looking incredibly drunk and just staring at the sky while he is about to murder them
@brennawehrle6321
@brennawehrle6321 3 роки тому
My favourite thing about vampire boyfriend is that he's wearing silver cross earrings
@christian5256
@christian5256 3 роки тому
Like superman with a kryptonite nose ring 💀
@aoifa9186
@aoifa9186 3 роки тому
thewhitemoogle OH MY GAWD LMAOOOOO
@heysaucemikehere1804
@heysaucemikehere1804 3 роки тому
“It’s edgy mom, _god_ leave me alone!”
@jexikavindictive
@jexikavindictive 3 роки тому
Isn't silver only a werewolf thing?
@kittynation1870
@kittynation1870 3 роки тому
Jessica Vincent silver is a pure metal so it would affect vampires as well
@twonerdsandageekproduction3831
@twonerdsandageekproduction3831 3 роки тому
PLEASE make vampire dad a recurring character.
@masonpugh5739
@masonpugh5739 3 роки тому
Yesss
@Cristalskulle
@Cristalskulle 3 роки тому
He's amazing x)
@masonpugh5739
@masonpugh5739 3 роки тому
Cristalskulle I absolutely love him
@namelessun
@namelessun 3 роки тому
Please!
@meatperson
@meatperson 3 роки тому
Just like GUYS MY BONES ARE GETTING SQUISHY
@spiders_in_ur_walls
@spiders_in_ur_walls 2 місяці тому
the way I keep coming back to this video for the dad song
@Bunny_Jewls
@Bunny_Jewls 2 місяці тому
Real
@s0ftweb0982
@s0ftweb0982 2 місяці тому
ur so real for that
@audreywagnon5397
@audreywagnon5397 9 місяців тому
Can we just get an entire sitcom from Danny as Vampire Dad? Maybe Drew could play Vampire Son?
@sarahunderwood8952
@sarahunderwood8952 3 роки тому
Fun Fact: the reason that most of the "Daddy" tiktoks have been removed, is because the creator of the sound that they all used (Absofacto -Disolve) publicly said that it was fucking gross and that they need to stop using his song to be disgusting.
@lux0rd01
@lux0rd01 3 роки тому
He sounds like the real mvp
@sarahunderwood8952
@sarahunderwood8952 3 роки тому
@@Lily-dn6cj Absofacto -Disolve
@arinezro7333
@arinezro7333 3 роки тому
One of the videos got taken down by the creator because someone told his mom about his daddy povs and she was really mad about it lol
@charlieh1427
@charlieh1427 3 роки тому
Thank god I can go back to enjoying that song and not feel weird about it
@el-erso
@el-erso 3 роки тому
I KNEW it wasn’t because they realized it was wrong
@jas-el9sn
@jas-el9sn 3 роки тому
this man is acting out the plot to every single wattpad story that isnt fanfiction
@purifiedholywater7694
@purifiedholywater7694 3 роки тому
Frrr he thinks he's the main "hot, dark, and sexy" love interest lmao
@thebunnygamer9838
@thebunnygamer9838 3 роки тому
truth
@tinodethuong
@tinodethuong 3 роки тому
ow
@tinodethuong
@tinodethuong 3 роки тому
never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
@Mimi-ek1mo
@Mimi-ek1mo 3 роки тому
Totally random but your profile pic is really nice!
@666_cthulhu
@666_cthulhu Рік тому
17:48 this line hits so fuckin hard dude wth 😫 the way he says “paler than a motherfuckin overcast sky” is just _chef’s kiss_ straight BARS
@olivercharles2930
@olivercharles2930 11 місяців тому
I prefer the bully line.
@666_cthulhu
@666_cthulhu 11 місяців тому
@@olivercharles2930 the “tiny baby bitch dad” is so good toooo 😭 that whole song is just absolute fire
@triplesixcrow
@triplesixcrow 7 місяців тому
the trickle down economics line genuinely gave me goosebumps💀 idk why the whole thing is so good
@666_cthulhu
@666_cthulhu 7 місяців тому
@@triplesixcrow danny is just too damn talented for this world tbh
@Chl03_K
@Chl03_K Місяць тому
Pickup the phone baby 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@GoldenTunaTuna
@GoldenTunaTuna Місяць тому
PICK UP THE PHONE BABY 💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
@ohthatsnotmyhandle
@ohthatsnotmyhandle Місяць тому
PICK ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥
@J.F.Watson
@J.F.Watson 10 днів тому
Hi 👋
@hilalozcan8726
@hilalozcan8726 3 роки тому
POV: the gang leaders vampire son’s bestfriend boyfriend kidnaps the r in greg. You are now geg
@erebearr
@erebearr 3 роки тому
IM ROLLING UNDERRATED COMMENT AHAHAHAIDJD
@Chiara-es2wv
@Chiara-es2wv 3 роки тому
BYE LMFAOOOO
@frostyfrog2619
@frostyfrog2619 3 роки тому
crap
@user-gz2hy2wu5g
@user-gz2hy2wu5g 3 роки тому
ah fuck, we cant use that lette anymoe
@deereye87
@deereye87 3 роки тому
*We ae geg*
@eissaphir
@eissaphir 3 роки тому
"Stop romanticising [vampires]. They're bloodsucking monsters. They're not hot." Sounds like *somebody* got dumped by a hot vampire dad.
@hazemhesham6115
@hazemhesham6115 3 роки тому
Eissaphir ukposts.info/have/v-deo/foOEep2Oo3qTq4k.html
@lilypaterson9513
@lilypaterson9513 3 роки тому
Hazem Hesham but why-
@ALEXIS-zn3il
@ALEXIS-zn3il 3 роки тому
He most definitely did
@thebakingtable6396
@thebakingtable6396 3 роки тому
@@lilypaterson9513 it's like a new rickroll
@noeyes8484
@noeyes8484 3 роки тому
He wasn’t wrong tho 😺
@xanderwyatt1882
@xanderwyatt1882 9 місяців тому
PLEASE CONTINUE THE VAMPIRE DAD SITCOM. PLEEEEAAASE
@ParsnipT3T
@ParsnipT3T Рік тому
I can’t stop laughing at the spoons our vampire boyfriend has in the background
@ParsnipT3T
@ParsnipT3T Рік тому
Just fucking realized they’re medals or something
@rachelcookie321
@rachelcookie321 4 місяці тому
Your comment honestly made me laugh so much imagining like this hot, brooding vampire guy that just has a collection of various spoons displayed on his wall like a grandmother or something. By night he’s a blood thirsty monster, by day he’s a collector of big spoons.
@preppygirlie10
@preppygirlie10 3 роки тому
POV: You bully me but my Dad works at McDonalds and you aren’t ever getting a Big Mac again. 😤😡😉
@alien-td7zc
@alien-td7zc 3 роки тому
My dad is Ronald mc donald
@Chaknanmi
@Chaknanmi 3 роки тому
Well my dad is the manager😤😡
@drperkyreal4686
@drperkyreal4686 3 роки тому
POV: my dad owns roblox and he is going to ban you forever if you bully me again
@evey8178
@evey8178 3 роки тому
My dad knows how to make better burgers on our grill. I also don’t eat Big Macs.
@thatsawesomeman
@thatsawesomeman 3 роки тому
That’s ok we like happy meals more
@danihvlogs4515
@danihvlogs4515 3 роки тому
Danny kissing himself was extremely unsettling. Reminds me of when my serial killer dad’s brother’s ex-boyfriend walks in on me to infect me with vampirism.
@lostsaiyen2646
@lostsaiyen2646 3 роки тому
Yeah it's as unsettling as seeing Danny spank himself and just as funny
@lailaelhalib9799
@lailaelhalib9799 3 роки тому
You mean your uncle's ex-boyfriend?
@memegreggreg2741
@memegreggreg2741 3 роки тому
Lost Saiyen oh no you reminded me of that nightmare oh my fucking god
@pumpkin3461
@pumpkin3461 3 роки тому
Same
@angelarias1880
@angelarias1880 3 роки тому
oh boy oh boy, here comes Danny abusing his green screen again
@hdimyb9856
@hdimyb9856 Місяць тому
5:01 the idea of him fighting with the door when its just him and a phone on some rinky-dink stand is genuinely hilarious
@zacharyelijah6475
@zacharyelijah6475 Рік тому
you should get an oscar for vampire dad. the twists, the acting, it's all top-notch.
@quirkymixedgirl
@quirkymixedgirl 3 роки тому
G- Serial E- Killer G- Boyfriend
@boopityboopboop
@boopityboopboop 3 роки тому
g - greg e - g -
@nemueru
@nemueru 3 роки тому
G - Vampire dad E - killed G - the kids
@emilypynnn
@emilypynnn 3 роки тому
yes
@samuraiscorpion676
@samuraiscorpion676 3 роки тому
Omg I think you’re on to something
@saltyfella4983
@saltyfella4983 3 роки тому
The prophecy is TRUE
@bird2034
@bird2034 3 роки тому
Therapist: Vampire Danny isn’t real. He can’t hurt you. Vampire Danny: 👁👄👁
@owen-cu6gr
@owen-cu6gr 3 роки тому
You called?
@alondranino423
@alondranino423 3 роки тому
You mean: 🧛‍♂️
@ThatsStarless
@ThatsStarless 3 роки тому
😩😩😩To wacky of a joke
@dailydoseofdumb6376
@dailydoseofdumb6376 3 роки тому
N-no please no
@tippintoes1585
@tippintoes1585 3 роки тому
he looks terrifying
@book._.
@book._. Рік тому
' oh shoot. he's a badass... he has a dad. ' that actually made me laugh sm
@yabadabaruka
@yabadabaruka 10 місяців тому
"We're serial killer done!" is something i quote on a daily basis now. Because of that, its safe to say that i'm truly geg
@danivaav
@danivaav 3 роки тому
At this point, I've just accepted the fact that now, *I'm truly GEG.*
@Jam-cw7tq
@Jam-cw7tq 3 роки тому
gEG
@shash._.
@shash._. 3 роки тому
g e g
@quinn8462
@quinn8462 3 роки тому
geg
@CATFACEUNO
@CATFACEUNO 3 роки тому
G e g
@jinsakai307
@jinsakai307 3 роки тому
G E G
@Little_Lotta
@Little_Lotta 3 роки тому
His facial expressions make me feel like I need to take a shower.
@emmajohnson5877
@emmajohnson5877 3 роки тому
in holy water
@ICTON123
@ICTON123 3 роки тому
while clutching a rifle for self defense
@lxmonpoppet3598
@lxmonpoppet3598 3 роки тому
WHILE also carving the holy scripture into your bones
@VicerimusMortem
@VicerimusMortem 3 роки тому
@@ICTON123 Fuck it, use a RPG for much more protection
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 роки тому
@@VicerimusMortem Explain how you would tactically use a high explosive in a small area like a bathroom or something. Sometimes less is more.
@Star_B0Bar
@Star_B0Bar 3 місяці тому
Not me actually gagging when he "undress you with his eyes"
@Cameditz-YT
@Cameditz-YT 3 місяці тому
“Wait until my vampire dad here’s about this!” “yOU rAnG??” “AHHHHH”
@stevefilms1997
@stevefilms1997 3 роки тому
“Stop romanticising vampires they’re blood sucking monsters ,they’re not hot” Meanwhile: 10:47 Danny creating the vampire dad , the sexiest vampire in history
@froggy3570
@froggy3570 3 роки тому
N I’mun
@HelloyouTheSmiley
@HelloyouTheSmiley 3 роки тому
only time i have to disagree with danny is when he said that how dare he
@imaqsa606
@imaqsa606 3 роки тому
8:28
@imaqsa606
@imaqsa606 3 роки тому
14:00
@camocrocs1490
@camocrocs1490 3 роки тому
so, i clicked the time stamp and i got an Olay commercial?
@gorillagrip6751
@gorillagrip6751 3 роки тому
when bae is abusive and doesn’t respect you at all 🤩🤩
@randompatchofgrass5034
@randompatchofgrass5034 3 роки тому
Twelve year old girl's writing wattpad stories be like:
@myuchan7118
@myuchan7118 3 роки тому
@@randompatchofgrass5034 😂😂😂😂
@777kals
@777kals 3 роки тому
ok pack it up nate jacobs 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
@PotatoNuggetConsumer
@PotatoNuggetConsumer 3 роки тому
he is literally romanticizing abuse and teaching the young girls watching his povs that abuse is okay
@user-wr1ed3xt8x
@user-wr1ed3xt8x 3 роки тому
999
@Rojka1
@Rojka1 Місяць тому
Why did it take me 3 years to see this masterpiece?! I'm covered in tears. That's hilarious! Yours, Greg (I guess)
@violette7600
@violette7600 3 місяці тому
I come back to this video at least every six months, vampire dad is so iconic
@rhea.treece
@rhea.treece 3 роки тому
the whole “being cool because my dad has power” thing has draco malfoy energy
@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915
@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915 3 роки тому
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
@joechristo2
@joechristo2 3 роки тому
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
@solaceberry
@solaceberry 3 роки тому
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
@snovaspectre2
@snovaspectre2 3 роки тому
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
@mackenziew7619
@mackenziew7619 3 роки тому
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
@FirstnameLastname-zq4rt
@FirstnameLastname-zq4rt 3 роки тому
Why is their thought process like: y’know what’s cute? Horrific violent crime! ;)))
@tarrenr8159
@tarrenr8159 3 роки тому
And make it ✨"sexy"✨
@lemonpeppafish4452
@lemonpeppafish4452 3 роки тому
This also relates to fujoshis
@batastrophic9762
@batastrophic9762 3 роки тому
ngl violent crimes at the expense of one's liberty do be kind of a vibe tho 👀😜💦💯
@dewayne8340
@dewayne8340 3 роки тому
Turquoise Cheetah The kind who would think Ted Bundy was hot and then when they learn what he did to people would still think he’s hot
@dokchampa9324
@dokchampa9324 3 роки тому
True crime community be like
@niggasloveme
@niggasloveme 13 днів тому
If vampires really exit, i'm pretty sure they're so disappointed by how badly they're represented :)
@chicharones123
@chicharones123 8 місяців тому
LMFAOOO "we're serial killer done" 😭🙏
@vanja4395
@vanja4395 2 роки тому
When Danny said "pIcK uP tHe pHoNe BaBy" I was laughing so hard
@bostan602
@bostan602 2 роки тому
thank you for the information user Vanja
@LittleMissDaisyyy
@LittleMissDaisyyy 2 роки тому
I send that to my friends when they don’t respond 😝
@kevinbermudez2864
@kevinbermudez2864 2 роки тому
@@LittleMissDaisyyy I’m going to do that too
@kevinbermudez2864
@kevinbermudez2864 2 роки тому
2:55 “ PiCk Up ThE PhONe BaBy”
@emcee.
@emcee. 2 роки тому
I *DIED*
@Straw_berri3
@Straw_berri3 3 роки тому
POV: you’re not a Greg anymore, you’re a GEG.
@blurob1326
@blurob1326 3 роки тому
POV: you are the grandma with an inhaler in the back
@jimmiekookie3857
@jimmiekookie3857 3 роки тому
Hehehehehehhehehehehhe
@consonance7458
@consonance7458 3 роки тому
Good ethical guy
@roslyluv
@roslyluv 3 роки тому
Nightmare fuel lol
@e.l8154
@e.l8154 3 роки тому
That’s the first thing I noticed 😆
@charlottehager3816
@charlottehager3816 6 місяців тому
The vampire dad skits never get old 😂
@M2ofEMMM
@M2ofEMMM Рік тому
"Wait until my vampire dad hears about this" was the perfect way to end that sketch.
@leo8812
@leo8812 3 роки тому
I think this guy watched “Heathers” and decided that JD would be his entire personality
@givemecookies5078
@givemecookies5078 3 роки тому
grow up leo,referencing heathers is sooooooo 2015 im just kidding lol
@lkreid2074
@lkreid2074 3 роки тому
The OG serial killer bf. Such a messed up relationship
@starrcasm8488
@starrcasm8488 3 роки тому
@@givemecookies5078 that moment when people forget that heathers was a movie from the 90s before it was a musical
@lune4089
@lune4089 3 роки тому
Nah, JD is way better than this dude. Like wth is this. And that says a lot seeing as JD is a bit... y'know...
@smarty2985
@smarty2985 3 роки тому
@@starrcasm8488 80s*
@lottiegf
@lottiegf 3 роки тому
half expected that kidnapping one to be him saying "ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GoRlL?!"
@charliebun4454
@charliebun4454 3 роки тому
this sent me
@jesus4314
@jesus4314 3 роки тому
Whydid this make me laugh so much 🤣
@nadyasafira.k
@nadyasafira.k 3 роки тому
why you have to remind me of that, lmao 🤣
@sxhoaa4635
@sxhoaa4635 3 роки тому
@Kesiya Shaji sTaYs ArE mY bAbYGiRLs
@urmom1374
@urmom1374 3 роки тому
kim taehyung jmgghbbnb
@W-I463
@W-I463 10 місяців тому
"who needs a sugar daddy when you got a sugar dad" perfect
@froggyboy278
@froggyboy278 Місяць тому
I love how the background just says GEG
@_Xst4t1c
@_Xst4t1c 3 роки тому
"He doesn't even have fangs. He's just some guy." I laughed harder that I should've.
@hazemkaram7111
@hazemkaram7111 3 роки тому
FUN FINATIC ukposts.info/have/v-deo/foOEep2Oo3qTq4k.html
@pog.fr0g637
@pog.fr0g637 3 роки тому
Same 😂
@azazazz099
@azazazz099 3 роки тому
who wants to click the link and report back
@PyroKittensInSuits
@PyroKittensInSuits 3 роки тому
@@azazazz099 Its a instructional video about converting a pdf doc into a word doc
@emobabe332DO
@emobabe332DO 3 роки тому
“My dads the richest turtle in the world”
@erentitman
@erentitman 3 роки тому
HAH PEASANT MY DAD IS A VAMPIRE GRAPE
@toiletpaper6408
@toiletpaper6408 3 роки тому
sad gnome how’s he recovering from the surgery?
@dantesdiscoinfernolol
@dantesdiscoinfernolol 3 роки тому
~Bowser Jr
@wildfire9280
@wildfire9280 3 роки тому
@@dantesdiscoinfernolol Koopa Kid would like to have a word with you.
@JarrodBaniqued
@JarrodBaniqued 3 роки тому
“My dad’s Mitch McConnell.” “You can tell dinner every night is like Thanksgiving dinner at any other house.”
@Maynsuki.Luvs..u
@Maynsuki.Luvs..u 11 місяців тому
“You rang?” -Vampire Dad 14:48
@basghetti-omg
@basghetti-omg Рік тому
12:16 WHY IS HE OPENING HIS MOUTH SO WIDE?? even when you cant see it, you can see his jaw and he's unhinging it SO MUCH. is he trying to swallow them??
@user-ru3mh7hl6k
@user-ru3mh7hl6k 3 роки тому
I like how Danny’s personality, his shirt and these tik tok’s are 3 totally different things
@toucanpam1281
@toucanpam1281 3 роки тому
One’s nice, one’s gross, and one’s really gross
@phil6441
@phil6441 3 роки тому
Patrick Radosevich hell no that shirt is rad
@noaweiss9092
@noaweiss9092 3 роки тому
I’m so distracted by that shirt 👀 help me
@cat_person
@cat_person 3 роки тому
@tea freak how do you know he was talking about the shirt?
@jollybear_wastaken
@jollybear_wastaken 3 роки тому
I knew this but I didn't know how to put it into words so thank you
@loodlelee4859
@loodlelee4859 3 роки тому
Sometimes danny’s hair looks like a model’s and other times it looks like a loaf of bread that’s been stepped on and spray painted brown
@cocoacatto
@cocoacatto 3 роки тому
well, that's imaginative-
@h3llok1ttyx
@h3llok1ttyx 3 роки тому
JSJSJJSJSJLMAP
@bobinkhattak7095
@bobinkhattak7095 3 роки тому
@@cocoacatto get creative~
@yannayanna5110
@yannayanna5110 3 роки тому
KSJSJSJ
@loodlelee4859
@loodlelee4859 3 роки тому
@@bobinkhattak7095 d e s c r I p t I o n
@Hachiisu_
@Hachiisu_ 8 місяців тому
Gacha mini movie titles be like:
@ChristopherColumbusesFeet
@ChristopherColumbusesFeet 7 місяців тому
POV im your vampire dad is the best GLMV title
@reneelevin9560
@reneelevin9560 Рік тому
Danny... I sincerely do not know how you got through these with your sanity intact holy fuck. Also Vampire dad and serial killer boyfriend fucking got me im literally cackling trying to stifle my laughter bc its 3am lmfao 😭
@shayjo5911
@shayjo5911 3 роки тому
“Yeah, you could make the argument that he’s cute, but that doesn’t mean you’d wanna be kidnapped by him”. 12 year old girls on wattpad: Haha yeah
@soda_fairy
@soda_fairy 3 роки тому
Me 19 on Wattpad
@yolandastargaze4565
@yolandastargaze4565 3 роки тому
Literally any girl on wattpad: haha..yeah
@invisible_potato
@invisible_potato 3 роки тому
Yeah❤
@k_rose2k
@k_rose2k 3 роки тому
Wattpad or Quotev 😭😂
@scarecrowjones1
@scarecrowjones1 3 роки тому
Kristina Bryant or ao3, which trumps them all
@samtheman123
@samtheman123 3 роки тому
Literally his entire account revolves around him thinking he’s hot.
@icymads7940
@icymads7940 3 роки тому
😂😂😂😂😂
@isthatshadia
@isthatshadia 3 роки тому
😂
@andreykozyrev492
@andreykozyrev492 3 роки тому
he is tho
@raspberryjam
@raspberryjam 3 роки тому
Danny or Goverbose
@erinclayton7447
@erinclayton7447 3 роки тому
@@andreykozyrev492 might want to get your eyes checked bro
@thecreator3145
@thecreator3145 2 місяці тому
I would love an entire Vampire Dad sitcom made by Danny and only Danny.
@fallenwierdo7870
@fallenwierdo7870 6 місяців тому
i spit out my water at "oh shit, what a badass dude.. he's got a dad!" just caught me so off guard
@chloebeet4559
@chloebeet4559 3 роки тому
I feel like we aren’t talking enough about Danny’s vampire dad costume reveal
@remyg438
@remyg438 3 роки тому
i feel like he had the fangs and cape laying around waiting for the right moment...
@kaypat23
@kaypat23 3 роки тому
He could make an entire video doing nothing but vampire dad tik toks and i'd watch it.
@spectre9340
@spectre9340 3 роки тому
I got an asthma attack from laughing so much at that 😩
@person954
@person954 3 роки тому
I want to like this comment, but it's at 666 and I don't want to be the one to mess it up
@paigechester556
@paigechester556 3 роки тому
imagine like having to get all of that and dressing up and he had to like tell laura what we was doing bahahahahah it’s too good
@capitanwalrus6866
@capitanwalrus6866 3 роки тому
“They’re bloodsucking monsters, they’re not hot.” I don’t know, have you seen vampire dad?
@Infinity-kw3ch
@Infinity-kw3ch 3 роки тому
Capitan Walrus lmao
@BrowserBiscuits
@BrowserBiscuits 3 роки тому
you mean that guy who can actually dance like goopie
@happykaeya
@happykaeya 3 роки тому
Have you seen Diabolik lovers?!
@bruhjuice3991
@bruhjuice3991 3 роки тому
@@happykaeya diabolik lovers aint that hot either though...
@yuhhh7446
@yuhhh7446 3 роки тому
nah nah, have you SEEN vampire diaries?
@mariaberdasco7777
@mariaberdasco7777 8 місяців тому
12:58 will be an image that will forever remind me why i'm truly greg
@user-pp4rx9sp8l
@user-pp4rx9sp8l 6 місяців тому
i need danny to make a whole vid of vampire dad its just litterly the funniest thing ever
@leann4265
@leann4265 3 роки тому
The fact that Danny really ordered the vampire cape and fangs, and did his makeup *just* for the 10 sec vampire skit has me cracking up 😂😂😂
@emilymcintosh2675
@emilymcintosh2675 3 роки тому
Bold of you to assume he didn’t already own it all and doesn’t regularly enjoy dressing up as a vampire dad in his spare time
@yoptheyopher9535
@yoptheyopher9535 3 роки тому
Emily McIntosh LMAOOOO
@stradify1
@stradify1 3 роки тому
@@rotting.carcase Just watch the video? lol
@maddygreenb
@maddygreenb 3 роки тому
Travis Phelps Just watch the video tf
@em-st2kq
@em-st2kq 3 роки тому
Travis Phelps yh you found it cause you watched the video i
@hililly3219
@hililly3219 3 роки тому
Sometimes I forget that Danny isn’t like 19 and that shirt was a wake up call
@darkithnamgedrf9495
@darkithnamgedrf9495 3 роки тому
Both drew and Danny are 26. Coincidence I think not
@katepayne58
@katepayne58 3 роки тому
I just remembered he’s the same age as Harry styles. Omg.
@hililly3219
@hililly3219 3 роки тому
Kate Payne NO WAY OMG
@lluviamin341
@lluviamin341 3 роки тому
My dad wears shirts like that too
@buzzfeedhater
@buzzfeedhater 3 роки тому
Is Laura preggo? Because that's a dang dad shirt
@unknownedleaf
@unknownedleaf Місяць тому
my favourite part of this video is when the vampire dad appears and says “damn right”
@coriandor
@coriandor Рік тому
this era of the jumbled greg letters is something i miss every day it brought me so much joy and anticipation to see what it was gonna look like in the next video lmao
@eupoo.1082
@eupoo.1082 3 роки тому
"nothing hotter than a man with a powerful dad" Draco Malfoy: my father will hear about thi-- wait...
@dumbayd
@dumbayd 3 роки тому
...nice profile picture Edit: fuck I changed my pfp now it's even less fun y Dx
@luuuuux_
@luuuuux_ 3 роки тому
He could never
@oppressedbeans
@oppressedbeans 3 роки тому
Lmao
@chloescreations8410
@chloescreations8410 3 роки тому
Draco Malfoy: *_mum come pick me up I'm scared-_*
@-mars.
@-mars. 3 роки тому
Ok wait- *shit*
@unsweetened_sugar6070
@unsweetened_sugar6070 3 роки тому
I love how Danny can make you hate someone in less than 20 minutes, it’s like a superpower.
@erin3967
@erin3967 3 роки тому
the dude did it to himself
@bruhthethird2187
@bruhthethird2187 3 роки тому
It's his dad's power
@iseeyou4622
@iseeyou4622 3 роки тому
Ikr XD
@avaleighprice5266
@avaleighprice5266 3 роки тому
More like 20 seconds
@ashlynnzibby7876
@ashlynnzibby7876 3 роки тому
Vimms I agree. I think the video is to raise awareness for concerning TikTok trends or users- not to hate them.
@natgames3150
@natgames3150 23 дні тому
“Stop romanticizing vampires their blood sucking monsters” Me who just played Baldur’s Gate: 👁️👄👁️
@kaede1_346
@kaede1_346 4 місяці тому
This is my favourite Danny video just because of his Vampire Dad character
@olivia_zzzz
@olivia_zzzz 3 роки тому
POV: we are no longer greg, we are just geg.
@aethela8712
@aethela8712 3 роки тому
g e g
@khalil42
@khalil42 3 роки тому
GEG BITCH GEGGGGGG
@thirza111
@thirza111 3 роки тому
𝙒𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜 𝙚 𝙜 𝙜 𝙖 𝙣 𝙜
@shotaslvvr9741
@shotaslvvr9741 3 роки тому
geg geg
@kksvlogs639
@kksvlogs639 3 роки тому
I see that 😂
@Raptor_45
@Raptor_45 3 роки тому
This guy gives me real “are you lost babygirl” vibes I just came back to this 4 months later..... Bruh
@cheese3712
@cheese3712 3 роки тому
Does it
@cheese3712
@cheese3712 3 роки тому
Does it really
@notad-class3899
@notad-class3899 3 роки тому
Stranger danger
@crabfan
@crabfan 3 роки тому
My friend sent me that meme in gru format and wont stop help
@aniiahie
@aniiahie 3 роки тому
babygorl*
@bustalime7594
@bustalime7594 Рік тому
I want a full series of vampire dad and Danny as all the characters
@emilynelligan7611
@emilynelligan7611 9 місяців тому
I love the way you expect and almost create continuity between his videos, that quite literally have none.
@Fuff63
@Fuff63 3 роки тому
“If I’m just a regular ass dude, why would *I* bite a vampire?” To assert your dominance, Danny! It’s called a power move!
@neegas3490
@neegas3490 3 роки тому
😭
@ando5185
@ando5185 3 роки тому
For real though, why wouldn’t you bite a vampire? The prey becomes the predator.
@Fuff63
@Fuff63 3 роки тому
Anderson Christie exactly! what’s a vampire gonna do when you bite THEM first??? go cry about it you dumb immortal 😤🙄
@mika-wz4fu
@mika-wz4fu 3 роки тому
Trying to turn him back into a normal dude
@Fuff63
@Fuff63 3 роки тому
mika !! lmao god you’re so right
@thomasthetrain3375
@thomasthetrain3375 3 роки тому
POV: you’re hiding in the comments because it’s so hard to watch these tiktoks, but Danny’s commentary is making it worth it
@racistsheep572
@racistsheep572 3 роки тому
HAHAHAH yeah it is so uncomfortable to watch
@kys1695
@kys1695 3 роки тому
how did u know
@matiasl7503
@matiasl7503 3 роки тому
how do you know
@idontusethisanymore7732
@idontusethisanymore7732 3 роки тому
Ja
@reoufaldkan8966
@reoufaldkan8966 3 роки тому
You got me
@britneedee88
@britneedee88 Рік тому
He’s absolutely right. My ex stalked me when I broke up with him among other things but I digress. I find it a huge red flag when a guy starts showing obsessive tendencies. It’s not attractive. Only people who have actually been stalked and terrorized would understand.
@sunnieflower094
@sunnieflower094 Рік тому
'That's so f*cked up' - Danny Gonzalez
@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r
@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r 3 роки тому
The “walked in on you” ones are disturbing, the only one I’ve seen that I liked was captioned “I accidentally walked in on you but left you alone because I’m a decent human being” and I had to applaud them
@beth1269
@beth1269 3 роки тому
I saw someone duetting a disturbing one but when they duetted it they had like their arms in their trousers so the looked like a frog
@Potato2mato
@Potato2mato 3 роки тому
@@beth1269 lol
@HeatherChandlerBQ
@HeatherChandlerBQ 3 роки тому
@@beth1269 for a sec I thought you meant ‘arms in trousers’ in a different context...
@beth1269
@beth1269 3 роки тому
@@HeatherChandlerBQ lol that’s why I said like a frog in case people thought that
@leaiga-riverhills7674
@leaiga-riverhills7674 3 роки тому
Same, *my family would never to that*
@asterliketheflower6060
@asterliketheflower6060 3 роки тому
Guys this isn’t a joke. Danny has been asking What up Greg is for years now and no one has answered the poor man.
@saronn6135
@saronn6135 3 роки тому
💀💀
@consultthisdick
@consultthisdick 3 роки тому
RIP
@sourinc9648
@sourinc9648 3 роки тому
Danny, we good
@aproxamillionwasps474
@aproxamillionwasps474 3 роки тому
geg
@ashlynjoyner2072
@ashlynjoyner2072 3 роки тому
Had us in the first half ngl
@urarakaochaco3848
@urarakaochaco3848 8 місяців тому
i would totally watch vampire dad
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