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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A husband and wife are driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends...
They come across a muddy patch in the road, and the car becomes bogged.
After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they spot a farmer coming down the lane, driving an old tractor...
The farmer stops when he sees the couple in trouble and offers to pull the car out of the mud for $50.
The husband accepts, and minutes later, the car is free...
The farmer turns to the husband and says, "You know, you're the tenth car I've helped out of the mud today."
The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, "When do you have time to plough your land? At night?"
"No," the farmer replies...
"Night is when I put the water in the hole."
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КОМЕНТАРІ: 17
@kimberlycregger7341
@kimberlycregger7341 25 днів тому
This was funny. That farmer should be ashamed of himself. That was a "dirty" stunt he pulled on people.😅
@jeffharper7579
@jeffharper7579 25 днів тому
Naaaaaa farmers have make money any way they can😆
@kimberlycregger7341
@kimberlycregger7341 25 днів тому
@@jeffharper7579 True I guess😅
@loljokes
@loljokes 25 днів тому
😂
@mycolliesandme268
@mycolliesandme268 21 день тому
A dirty trick,I see what you did there 😊
@markshrimpton3138
@markshrimpton3138 25 днів тому
I don’t think I’ve ‘herd’ that particular farmer joke before.
@grahamnutt8958
@grahamnutt8958 25 днів тому
@mark Herd it? I see what you did there 😅
@loljokes
@loljokes 25 днів тому
😋
@paulsmith5398
@paulsmith5398 23 дні тому
I bet that farmers name is, "EASY MONEY"🤣🤣🤔❗
@midorisetsuna7334
@midorisetsuna7334 25 днів тому
And the farmer's name was yamcha
@lindagates9150
@lindagates9150 25 днів тому
Fifty dollars a pop for a ten minute chore sounds like a profitable activity. But telling the guy sounds like a bad idea . I wonder if mother nature provides the water or if he pays for piped water animals and crops need water cooking and bathing takes water . Just had a thought laundry and other chores need water. Well enough of that I am heading back to bed after I flush the toilet 👋🧓🖖🙄👍🌟💖🍀💖🌟🖖😇
@loljokes
@loljokes 25 днів тому
Oh, so this is what you do while on the toilet... 😂
@paulsmith5398
@paulsmith5398 23 дні тому
🚽
@lindagates9150
@lindagates9150 23 дні тому
@@loljokes using my time productfully
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