Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad 1 would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this isjust bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text booksso future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

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So you could say she was a sight for sore eyes 😮 i dont have my glasses on so i am wondering how many other people have the same thought ❤😂❤😅

Great, a joke about domestic violence.

Funny joke

An older woman was on her deathbed. She called her husband to her side. She asked him, "When you have the funeral, please let my mother ride in the first funeral car with you." The husband said, "Are you kidding?" The old woman said, "Please, please, this is my last request." The husband said, "Let her drop dead and ride in the hearse with you!" The old woman pleaded and pleaded. Finally, her husband said, "OK, OK, I'm going to let her go. But remember, I want you to know it will really ruin my whole day!"

He got battered like a Cod 😂

Thats nothing to laugh. If he did this to his wife you all bloody will corner him.. idiots

That was a good one. Way to go wife lol😅👀

Oh damn!!!😮

I didn’t see that one coming and nor did he apparently.

nice one!

That is GREAT .

Fish-head stew: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/oIl_a6-gn2yguas.htmlsi=IS_dDiQjRmjOh0ih

The ATM machines in our town must be Catholic. That's because I often find myself kneeling down and praying there's money in my account when I put my card in.....

Ahahahahaha Another good one 😆 Your voices are great 👍👍👍

One day the man and his family took the robot to visit Washington D.C. When they got to Congress the robot got lost. They found it hours later in a hallway, going "Ga! Ga! Ga! Ga!, with its arms waving frantically. Just them a cop came up to them. "Sir," he said, "your robot's under arrest! He just assaulted everybody in the building."

Saw the punchline immediately...

Reminds me of the bit from Sesame Street in the 70s when Cookie Monster wants to get cookies at the library...

That’s the third joke I’ve heard on this channel and all three are unfunny shite. Really. Get yourself some far better material, matey.

At least the farmer didn't threaten him with the glue factory 😞 not my first thought that I thought but the only one I am sending 🙊🙉🙈🤷🏼‍♀️🤠🤜🧓🤛🍀💞💕🌟💕💞🍀

A good one. Buddy was out of"sight" with that job. Poor Buddy. Great farmer voice😅🐎

Buddy didn't see that one coming 😂😂😂

During the Cold War, America's top Secret Agent was called into Secret Spy Headquarters to be assigned a most important, dangerous, Top Secret mission. His supervisor informed him, "This is the most important mission that you will ever be on. The National Security of our nation is at stake. Before I tell you the details of the mission, on that table over there, is a poison, suicide pill. You will take that with you. If you feel like you are in danger, or things go sideways, you will have to take that pill, because no one is coming to save you. You will be on your own." The Secret Agent put the pill in his pocket. The Supervisor continued, "Now on your mission, you will go to Moscow, Russia. There, you will meet an agent named Romanov. He lives at 3344 Moscow Crossing. When you meet him, you will use the phrase, 'The moon is full.' After that, he will give you further instructions." The secret agent travels, in elaborate disguise, to Moscow, Russia. He finds 3344 Moscow Crossing. When he goes to ring the doorbell, he notices that there are 2 Romanov names on the door. He thought, "What should I do?" He thought of the poison pill in his pocket He picked the scientific method, took a chance, and did, 'Eeny, meeny, miney, mo', and pushed a door bell. A man opens the door slightly. The secret agent whispered, "Romanov?" The man said, "Yes." The agent said, "The moon is full." The man who answered the door said, "Oh, you want Romanov the spy. He's on the second floor!"

A man is walking at a rural street, it's almost night and he can see a house, right next to a tool shed. He knocks the door and a farmer appears holding a dog "Welcome, come on in, why are you here?!" "Well...", says the man, "I'm heading for the next town, but it's getting dark, I want to know if I can sleep in here" "Well, sure, you can sleep in here. I think you should sleep with Elliot" The man looks at the dog and says: "Elliot? No thanks, I'd rather sleep in the tool shed instead!" "Are you sure?", says the farmer, "It's usually cold at the tool shed and there are no sheets there or anything to warm yourself. if you sleep with Elliot you'll feel much warmer" "Uhhh... no thanks, I'll sleep in the tool shed!" The man goes to the tool shed and sleeps on a hard wooden bench, he feels uncomfortable but manages to sleep the whole night The next day, he is woken up by a female voice: "Excuse me sir" When he wakes up, he sees the most gorgeous girl he had ever seen! She had a tea cup on her hand "Would you like some tea?", says her "Well, of course, thanks!", he drinks some tea "I almost forgot to introduce myself!", says the girl, "I'm Elliot!" "ELLIOT?!!!", says the surprised man "Yes, i'm Elliot", says her, "Who are you?" "Well...", says the man, "I'm IDIOT!!"

Well, a wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse.

In the original version of this joke it was Pittsburgh not Russia. Why change it?

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Damn, Praise the Lowered.😂😂

Sex has been a known migraine cure for decades, although not usually advocated by a doctor.

If this happened in a beach in Okinawa, he'd wonder what the heck a Suika is.

I expected him to say something about the Doctors wife how refreshing it was the house not the spouse...My migraines are silent just the light show none of the pain . I think my DNA must play a part. Migraines are light induced and I would describe it like looking at pulsating rain drops not much of a show.😮 Before the eye operation for cataracts the lights pulsated best described as watching flashing lights moving around a theater marquee 😊😱🤷🏼‍♀️🙄🍀💚🍀🌟💕💞💕🌟🖖🧓👍

I thought it was going to be that his wife had now developed a headache.

HAHA. This guy is really gonna have a headache when that Dr.gets done with him. Great voices. I think the Dr.was Dr. Klump aka Professor.😅

I'm not usually slow when it comes to "getting" the joke but I had to rewatch this one to be certain........ I get the distinct impression that this guy has taken the Doctors advice to a different level 😂😂😂😂😂