🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A woman gets married and shortly afterward her...

🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A woman gets married and shortly afterward her... | Funny Clean Jokes

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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A woman gets married and shortly afterward her husband dies...
A friend tries to console her and asks, "What happened to your husband?"
"He died from eating poison mushrooms," says the wife.
The woman gets married a second time and not long after the marriage her second husband dies...
The same friend tries to console the grieving wife and asks, "What happened to your second husband?"
"He died from eating poison mushrooms," the grieving wife replies.
The woman takes a third husband and not very long after the marriage the third husband dies.
The consoling friend asks once again, "What happened to your third husband?... "
"Was it mushroom poisoning?"
The saddened wife responds, "No, he fell down the stairs and died from a broken neck."
"A broken neck! How terrible!" replies the friend.
"Yes," says the wife...
"He wouldn’t eat the mushrooms."
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@DavidFranklin-mw2zf 16 днів тому

Oh yes.... That reply wasn't suspicious at all!

@brendanhegarty6792 16 днів тому

Rather topical in Australia at the moment this one. 😂😂😂

@fredferd965 16 днів тому

In the early 1920's America started building long distance highways and named them after famous people. The Jefferson Highway started in Chicago, and went south. The Lincoln Highway went all the way across the country, from east to west, ending in California. An Okie family drove the Lincoln Highway, moving to California. When they got there, one of their new neighbors asked, "What were the highways like?" The husband answered, "Oh, most of them were great, but the highway named after that Frenchman Detour was just terrible...."

@loljokes 15 днів тому

😂

@earlwheelock7844 15 днів тому

Took me a minut to catch THAT one BUT when I did!!! ROF LMAO FUNNY , as there are PLENTY of " highways " nationwide named after THAT frenchman huh? ( ALL BAD TOO!!!) 😮😮😨😨🚫🛇↗⬆↘↙⬇↪↩⤴⤵🔙🔚🔛🔜🔝👹💩 😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lindagates9150 16 днів тому

I fed him what he wanted bought ice❤cream by the❤ tubs four gallon 😂 equivalents if I had known being a widow would be so much fun I would have made arrangements years ago . I didn't lose a husband it was not a loss . I gained my freedom my son sa😂ys my sense of humor has light😂ened up considerably 🎉😂❤😂🎉😊

@kimberlycregger7341 16 днів тому

This was funny. Well not for the husbands lol I hope someone has caught on, or there is not gonna be many men left. Great voices😅

@sheldonrudolph482 16 днів тому

Henny Youngman joke.

@earlwheelock7844 16 днів тому

You think hubby got a little " help " down the stairs?? you think??? maybe???? ( I think that hubby #2 and #3 didnt do there due dilegents on the " wife " to be ) huh???😮😮🤐🤐😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨🤕💩

@glennsmith976 16 днів тому

Little Johnny was a city boy that was visiting his aunt and uncle, for the summer, on a farm. He came down for breakfast one morning and his Aunt told him, "No breakfast for you until you do your chores. Little Johnny was was really hungry and when his aunt told him he had to do his chores before he ate, made him really mad. He went out to the chicken pen and chased and kicked the chickens around so bad that they didn't lay eggs for a week. He went to the hog pen and kicked and hit the pigs. Then Little Johnny went into the house to get his breakfast. He told his aunt, "I did my chores. I'm ready for breakfast." His aunt said, "You went out and kicked those chickens around so bad they won't lay eggs for a week. So no eggs for you. You kicked those pigs and scared them so bad, so, no bacon for you." Just then, his uncle came into the kitchen and he tripped over the cat. The uncle got mad and kicked the cat into the next room. Little Johnny looked at his aunt and said, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

@lemmetellyousomething679 16 днів тому

No, he won't be getting any either for sho😂😂

@rebeccafernandez8105 16 днів тому

0:13 0:13

@loljokes 15 днів тому

😂

@earlwheelock7844 15 днів тому

Dont know never ate CAT before maybe its good???? ( I dont eat at McDonalds!!!) ANOTHER good one from Glennsmith976 ( THANKS GLENN!!)

@gavinwalker8670 15 днів тому

@@earlwheelock7844 wooosh !

@grahamnutt8958 15 днів тому

🍄🍄🍄

@jonassardinha4373 16 днів тому

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

@lemmetellyousomething679 16 днів тому

😮😂😂

@lemmetellyousomething679 16 днів тому

😮😮😂😂