Buddy didn't see that one coming 😂😂😂

Well, a wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse.

A good one. Buddy was out of"sight" with that job. Poor Buddy. Great farmer voice😅🐎

A man is walking at a rural street, it's almost night and he can see a house, right next to a tool shed. He knocks the door and a farmer appears holding a dog "Welcome, come on in, why are you here?!" "Well...", says the man, "I'm heading for the next town, but it's getting dark, I want to know if I can sleep in here" "Well, sure, you can sleep in here. I think you should sleep with Elliot" The man looks at the dog and says: "Elliot? No thanks, I'd rather sleep in the tool shed instead!" "Are you sure?", says the farmer, "It's usually cold at the tool shed and there are no sheets there or anything to warm yourself. if you sleep with Elliot you'll feel much warmer" "Uhhh... no thanks, I'll sleep in the tool shed!" The man goes to the tool shed and sleeps on a hard wooden bench, he feels uncomfortable but manages to sleep the whole night The next day, he is woken up by a female voice: "Excuse me sir" When he wakes up, he sees the most gorgeous girl he had ever seen! She had a tea cup on her hand "Would you like some tea?", says her "Well, of course, thanks!", he drinks some tea "I almost forgot to introduce myself!", says the girl, "I'm Elliot!" "ELLIOT?!!!", says the surprised man "Yes, i'm Elliot", says her, "Who are you?" "Well...", says the man, "I'm IDIOT!!"

At least the farmer didn't threaten him with the glue factory 😞 not my first thought that I thought but the only one I am sending 🙊🙉🙈🤷🏼‍♀️🤠🤜🧓🤛🍀💞💕🌟💕💞🍀

Very good 😂😂

Ahahahahaha Another good one 😆 Your voices are great 👍👍👍