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Little Johnny and another boy, were lying next to each other in a hospital...
Little Johnny and another boy, were lying next to each other in a hospital...
The boy asked Little Johnny, "What are you in here for?"
Little Johnny replied, "I’m in here to get my tonsils out, and I’m a little nervous."
"Tonsils, a piece of cake!" said the boy...
"They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream."
"So, what are you in here for?" asked Little Johnny.
The boy replied, "Well, I’m here for a circumcision."
Little Johnny screamed, "No, no, don’t go there!"
"I had that done when I was born... "
"And I couldn’t walk for a year!"
Little Johnny replied, "I’m in here to get my tonsils out, and I’m a little nervous."
"Tonsils, a piece of cake!" said the boy...
"They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream."
"So, what are you in here for?" asked Little Johnny.
The boy replied, "Well, I’m here for a circumcision."
Little Johnny screamed, "No, no, don’t go there!"
"I had that done when I was born... "
"And I couldn’t walk for a year!"
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@kimberlycregger7341
@kimberlycregger7341 23 дні тому
This was funny. This Little Johnny joke was worth the wait.😅
@markshrimpton3138
@markshrimpton3138 23 дні тому
Ouch, that made me clench my thighs together.
@johngreen3777
@johngreen3777 23 дні тому
It took a bit for that one to soak in, but it was worth it.
@dansmith8872
@dansmith8872 23 дні тому
That was great.
@loljokes
@loljokes 22 дні тому
Thanks Dan! 😀
@lindagates9150
@lindagates9150 23 дні тому
Was he able to crawl was my first thought . Alexa doesn't know why young boys would have the procedure done. She said I don't know that...neither do I 😮
@grahamnutt8958
@grahamnutt8958 23 дні тому
Part of #Jewish culture and upbringing. Bah Mitzva is an example of this. Hope that helps, Linda.
@lindagates9150
@lindagates9150 23 дні тому
@@grahamnutt8958 it's a ritual ceremony not a procedure in a hospital like tonsils was my thought that is why I questioned Alexa . I didn't realize that it wasn't done to infants like my baptism. It was at the age of 12 I took over the vows . The only serious vow that I didn't keep was agnostic for a few years than became a firm believer in atheism I kept my confirmation binle and read it occasionally to remind myself why.🖖🧓👍👋😇
@brendanhegarty6792
@brendanhegarty6792 19 днів тому
Ouch 😂😂
@grahamnutt8958
@grahamnutt8958 23 дні тому
😂😂😂😂😂 rofl
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