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👇 THE JOKE 👇
One sunny morning, a man and his wife find themselves in the somewhat sterile environment of a dentist's office...
The couple is not known for their punctuality, and today is no different.
They arrive in a whirlwind, appearing a tad bit flustered and very much in a hurry...
The man, an avid golfer, addresses the dentist in an almost frantic tone, "Listen, doc, we're really under the clock here... "
"I've got two of my best friends sitting out in my car. We're due at the town's most prestigious golf course for a 10 a.m. tee off."
"It's a long-cherished tradition, and we can't be late... "
"Just take a look at the time, it's already half past nine!"
He pauses for a moment, running his hand through his hair as he continues, "We're cutting it too close... "
"I really don't have the luxury of time to wait for the anesthetic to work."
He bangs his fist on the arm of the dentist's chair for emphasis and continues, "I've made up my mind. Just forget about the anesthetic... "
"Let's get this over with, pull out the troublesome tooth quickly, and we'll be on our way."
The dentist is taken aback. This is the first time he has ever encountered such a request...
The man must surely possess a remarkably high pain threshold to volunteer for a tooth extraction without any painkillers.
Intrigued and slightly impressed, the dentist decides to proceed...
As for the man's request, however, he needs to know which tooth is the culprit.
So, the dentist asks, "Which tooth is causing the discomfort, sir?"
Without missing a beat, the man turns to his wife and says...
"Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
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@kimberlycregger7341
@kimberlycregger7341 Місяць тому
This was a good one. With a babbling husband like that, it's a wonder she even remembered her tooth hurt at all . Poor wife. Great voices. That dentist I think was Professor Klump.😅🦷
@grahamnutt8958
@grahamnutt8958 Місяць тому
I knew exactly where that one was going 😂😂😂
@hoopoe3093
@hoopoe3093 Місяць тому
How did the dentist & manicurist fight? They fought tooth & nails! 😂
@loljokes
@loljokes Місяць тому
😋
@johngreen3777
@johngreen3777 Місяць тому
Got me again!
@earlwheelock7844
@earlwheelock7844 Місяць тому
GEE WHAT A TIGHT WAD ( no anisthitic for his LOOOOONG suffering wife!!) When they get home again it may just be HOT TOUNG AND COLD BEANS 4 SUPPER huh?? 😮😮🤐😷🤒🤕😨😨😨😨😨😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!
@fredferd965
@fredferd965 Місяць тому
And that night his long-suffering wife serves him dinner - Golf Ball Gumbo, with slices of golf ball served over a steaming hot sauce of golf cart motor oil and chopped up golf score cards...um....yummy
@glennsmith976
@glennsmith976 Місяць тому
A man was walking around town with his pants down around his ankles. A policeman saw him and said, "Hey Buddy! Pull your pants up!" The man was in a daze and didn't respond to the policeman's order. The policeman repeated his order, "Hey Buddy, pull your pants up or I'm going to arrest you for indecent exposure!" The man still didn't respond, and the policeman arrested him and took him to jail. The next day, the man went to court and the judge asked what was the charge. The arresting officer said, "Your Honor this man is charged with indecent exposure." The judge asked the man, "Sir, are you married?" The man said, "Yes your Honor, I've been married for 3 years." The judge asked him, "Do you have any children?" The man said, "Yes sir, I have 9 children." The judge was surprised and said, "You've been married for 3 years and you have 9 children? How can this be?" The man said, "Well your honor, the first year I was married, my wife had a pair of twins. The second year we were married, we had a set of triplets, and the third year I was married, my wife presented me with a set of quadruplets." The judge listened to the man and thought a moment. Then he slammed his gavel down and said, "Case dismissed, you're free to go." The arresting officer said, "Judge, this man was arrested for indecent exposure! Why are you letting him go?" The judge said, "This man is innocent. You heard him say so himself!" The officer was puzzled. He said, "Your Honor, what do you mean?" The judge said, "Look here, the man told you himself. He has been married for 3 years. The first year he was married, he and his wife had twins. The second year he was married, they had triplets. The third year he was married, they had quadruplets. This man is innocent." The policeman was still puzzled. The judge said, "It's easy to figure out. He's been married for 3 years, he has 9 children. This man hasn't had time to pull his pants up!"
@grahamnutt8958
@grahamnutt8958 Місяць тому
@glenn It was fortunate that the guy didn't run into Dirty Harry. I know his "policy" 😂😂😂
@loljokes
@loljokes Місяць тому
Good one Glenn! 😂😂😂
@garyranieri3856
@garyranieri3856 Місяць тому
There are a lot of old jokes simply being repackaged showing up on 'youtube'
@peeet
@peeet Місяць тому
But isn't that fine? The old ones are the best, and we get to hear many we missed the first time. :-))
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