A vegan-friendly and probably family friendly compilation of the Best of Mitten Squad’s “Can You Beat” videos, Volume 4. In this video you’ll find such classic Mitten Squad moments as “the” and “that’s when” and who can forget the all time classic “but”. All these moments can be witness by you for the small price of 9 minutes you’ll never get back.
List of videos:
Can You Beat Halo Combat Evolved Without Taking Any Damage: • Can You Beat Halo: Com...
Can You Beat Skyrim In Chaos Mode: • Can You Beat Skyrim in...
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas If It’s Randomized To Hell : • Can You Beat Fallout: ...
Can You Beat Fallout 3 With A Rock-It Launcher: • Can You Beat Fallout 3...
Can You Beat Fallout The Frontier Without Taking Any Damage: • Can You Beat Fallout: ...
Can You Beat Skyrim As A Disney Princess: • Can You Beat Skyrim As...
Can You Beat Doom Eternal Without Any Weapon Upgrades: • Can You Beat Doom Eter...
Can You Beat Cyberpunk 2077 Without Finding Any Bugs Or Glitches: • Can You Beat Cyberpunk...
Can You Beat Skyrim Without Attacking Anything: • Can You Beat Skyrim Wi...
Can You Beat Every Wii Sport At The Same Time: • Can You Beat Every Wii...
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With Only A Fat Man: • Can You Beat Fallout: ...
Can You Beat Black Ops Cold War Without Taking Any Damage: • Can You Beat Black Ops...
Can You Beat Fallout 4 As A God Of Time: • Can You Beat Fallout 4...
you can find the rest…
Below are a list of timestamps in some semblance of order. They’re organized by video but the videos aren’t in order and the clips aren’t listed in order either.
Skyrim Disney Princess
first you calm the animal down - 4:51
im not a disney princess im a parasite - 6:00
{somewhere for something “because I’m a normal person not a legal person”}
And one last thing… I abducted a kid - 7:13
Doom Eternal
"The crucible is the magic weapon, like divorce papers, capable tearing whatever it comes across in two” - 18:55
“it’s like my uncle used to say, If your gonna get a cat you might as well get a gun too” - 14:33
"The darkness of Grandma Sparkle managed to even reach me all the way in Hell.” - 6:58
Cyberpunk 2077
Almost breaking my neck with a TV - 1:12; 1:24 - (on Sunday night…)
drunken light bright fuck fest - 24:53
tank dempsey, squid ward - 25:18
I had to contend with the leftovers, statistically the majority of what remained - 23:30
Skyrim Pacifist
“closer to the great outdoors… caged brother” | holding skeleton probably dead body - put holding a skeleton on screen - 4:17
"I got the gift of a living breathing moving truck from the Jarl.” - 8:14
Dawn of the Real Game
I look like a monster - 23:56
Owie - 40:13
I’m on my way to the pro’s… I need to fight a toddler with a learning disability, that would be fair - 30:40
20:50 - as the great man said… why does everything I have suck
Every Wii Sport
I told you before that I’m a genetic disaster - 6:09
"He throws hands like a quadruple amputee” - 9:15
Fallout new vegas fat man
owl at 10:34
“I can’t be bothered to do the math on this, but if my math is correct…” - 1:46
“what needs to be said, It took longer to pull out of Esther than it did to kill the general” - 17:45
"Can't attack anything until i get my arms around a Fat Man”, - 3:04
6:45 - gambled my way… grieving family
Cold War
“it felt like there were… Turning their bodies into food for the micro-homies in the dirt” - 22:03
“and with the ts a… Homeland security at this point has yet to be impregnated by a sentient barrel of oil” - 3:42
I’m not even the numbers guy anymore - playing as the numbers guy
were the good guys doing bad things to track the bad people doing bad things because other bad people think they're doing good thing by making bad things happen to alot of people , its very simple. “ - 1:20
“bitches shouldn’t have fucked with my noodle… I used to cling to” - 23:24
Fallout 4 god of time
I put a hole in my sink imagine what I could do with a gun - 4:27
"maybe if steve irwin had a gun with him instead of a snorkel he'd still be alive today” - 10:07
“I tried my hardest… He walked around it. I didn't know such a manouver was possible.” - 11:14
Fallout 3 dart gun
"They're so engulfed in incest one of them managed to become its own father.” - 4:53
"I found the toyed car in the dead kids bedroom, its still there because he can't play with it anymore” - 3:49
FNV Bad Luck Bringer
"if they're stupid enough to get in my way , then they might as well be my enemy” - 15:37
“And 60 bullets that have to wear a helmet” is the best way to describe Special rounds - 3:30
“what’s the politically correct way to say this… I shot a kid” - 5:23
“I’m a man after my own heart.