"50 men or 25 fat birds" when Jo Brand brings it... 😂 "measuring my door hinges... naked"😂😂

Someday, I want a king or queen to say: "There you go, Sir Alan, off you pop...."

I love this show. Educate with humor.

Please keep making these compilations. x

I was a lumberjack for fifteen years. It's dangerous. You don't cut a tree down on yourself but trees often have dead branches that fall straight down, or the tree hits another tree and breaks a branch that thwangs back in your direction, or you're on a clearing job with a machine operator that picks up a fifty foot trunk and decides to do a 180 degree without looking behind him, or, the chain on a saw runs so that if you accidentally touch something with the tip of the bar it jumps back at you very fast.

John Sessions is like the not-interminably-dull version of Rory McGrath

re the spacing of door hinges - Before hinges could be made of brass or stainless steel they were iron, and if the lower one were placed too low it would soon rust, from being splashed with water while the floor was being mopped. 9 inches from the floor is enough to keep it mostly dry. The invention of the metal hinge, and of the earliest keyed door locks, was such an impressive advance, that such things were placed in the care of the Goddess Arianrhod, whose home, Cae'r Arianrhod (Arianrhod's castle) is Polaris, the 'hinge of the heavens'.

Alan’s idea about a fluffy cleaner train should be considered

I love Mr Fry's admonition of Mr Carr's limp wrist gag.

Stephen's sartorial splendour in that cravat really sells it. Here's hoping the cravat makes a comeback.

Ah, Dara ! The thinking man's Grimly Feendish.

My 12 year old daughter loves this show

Also get a kick out of Jeremy Clarkson's skill of confidently identifying tropical islands by a photograph.

There's something so goofy, endearing, and Bertie-Wooster-ish about Phill when has asks "Are you more weightless?" at 53:47.

"You didn't brush your teeth" 🤣💀💀💀

A bird of prey is an Eagle, a bird of pray is a nun...

I have hundreds of vinyl albums and hundreds of CDs. Of course I keep them in alphabetical order by band, and then chronological order by release date. And OF COURSE Kate Bush goes under "B", Jimi Hendrix goes under "H", Deep Purple goes under "P" and Led Zeppelin goes under "Z"! {:o:O:}

I thought well that's an odd topic for having deja vue about ....... BUT NO The Brown OWL's up for a mini series - After an appearance at the 4 minute its back at the 49th. THE EPICUREAN MYSTERY IS SOLVED ! *Turns out Brown Owls repeat on you*

Hej Stephan. I just measured my door hinges. They are pre cut by the factory and cost 700 gbp each! There are only 2 hinges and they are equally spaced from the top and bottom of the door! Additionally, you cannot tell! I am 6’1” and have spent 16 years working with these. So I am calling BS. How many moons are there?

I believe that the whole ''arise Sir ......'' knight, was planted in our subconscious by Buggs Bunny smashing the sheriff of Nottingham's head with each bequeath of status and order. LOL the break in the fourth wall when Buggs looks out and says, ''kid's got stamina'' lays me out ever time. LOL london bridges baking a cake comic genius.

I'm so glad that they put the bit about the brown owls in twice.

One of the prisoners in Bastille was a madman who claimed he could see into the future and thought he was Napoleon.

Eat the pidgin on the way back?!! NOT SPECKLED JIM!!!

I caught a mistake! Barbie ‘spoke’ well before the 90s - I had a talking Barbie in ‘68 or ‘69 and also Barbie’s red headed British friend, Stacy, who also ‘spoke.’ They were my first two Barbie dolls.

“It used to make, like… cheesy movements” 😂

I am pretty sure two of the ravens at the Tower of London were (are?) called Hugin (not "Eugine") and Munin because those were the names in Norse mythology of Odin's messenger ravens who flew across the earth and reported back to keep him informed of world events. They are the two ravens mentioned more than once in Wagner's "Twilight of the Gods" so I am surprised Stephen, being a Wagner fan, was unfamiliar with the names.

02:25 Alan’s not wrong- of the many things the Apollo men left on the moon: golf balls, lunar lander bases, a lunar rover….bags of urine and bags of faeces were also left!

18 years ago, wow wee where did the years go.

I’ve always said, this is how we should be teaching our children in schools.

56:00 >>> Dara is always the comedic star of ANY SHOW he is ever on. God how I love his stories.

Kite Flying in Vasant Panchami is a Hindu Festival, Its an Indian festival celebrate according to Hindu Calander. Its not a Pakistani festival. And, Yes, people have been caught and harmed by random strings of "Maan-ja" hanging from severed kites stuck or fallen in trees. Worst is seeing Pigeon hanging on one wing tangled in string and in hard to reach branches. Thankfully, the government did take measures back then and risks are greatly reduced.

Wel, all I can say at least something interesting definitely happened, or very nearly interesting! Sorry, couldn’t resist!!! 😉😜🤪

Why is the brown owl clip on here twice?

Why the hell would 24 people dislike this?

So many ads

For another Kim Catrall movie, you could react to Porky's... or Star Trek VI.

I havr always wondered exactly what a knave was . Now I know.

where do you get your content, dvds?

This show is phenomenal. I just got back from England and it is hilarious that they think they are more sophisticated and/or skinnier.

"They cut their own heads off". I'm afraid I'm going to need a few sources for that. It just sounds like Stephen Fry repeating urban legends again.

46:26 oh Jeremy thd irony of that question will come back to haunt you later!

What a thumbnail lol poor Fry

40:40 "Doorhinge" is the only word that rhyhmes with "orange."

Interesting thing about door-hinge: Pronounced with a Liverpool accent, it's the only word that rhymes with Orange.

You try seeding a crop and the pigeons come and eat all the seed or your grain if it makes it that far . It was to save freshly seeded crops .

Whistle language last one I think is literally “Domingo era infermo.”

Do Series E

Knighting Stool.

Imagine a weekend away with vic and Bob, Sean lock, David Mitchel, Stephen fry, and the cockney with the mop head who I can’t remember the name of…. Oh and the Scot bridges who’s first name I can’t remember

Clive the first to bring us whose line is it anyway, am not sure what his last name is. Owen's or andersen?

Let children play with their food, it's a sensory process.

Doors are 6 and 6 at my house.

St David was Welsh

And yet America resisted 😂

Another accident: The Americas LOL truth!

Has Alan been knighted yet?

Aren't oliggosaccharides the greatest source of flatulence?

The way mass works is that if Phil floats into you it would create more force than if Alan did it. Billiards physics, basically.

Thank you for that correct distinction. The Nazi’s killed in mass murder camps over 6 million souls. The overwhelming bulk were Jews. There is no dispute. Yet the disabled, the intellectually unable, the Travellers (Gypsies). The socialists, the same-sex attracted and the opposition are counted within that number.

PRESSA CANARIO .

Wtf happened to Jonny Vaughan?

The last time i took my dog to the vet, he was going on 12 months old, and the vet asked me if i was planning on getting him desexed?, to which i replied "i have no plans on it at the moment, hes perfectly well behaved and hes in perfect health" She said "thats okay, but it was her duty to make sure i was aware that if i didn't get my dog desexed he would be at a much higher risk of getting testicular cancer" I just kind of smilled and noded and that was that. But the whole way home i couldn't stop thinking that, yeah of course having testicles makes you more likely to get testicular cancer, you might even say its a requirment... you can't get testicular cancer, if you don't have testicles! how is that in any way an argument to cut a perfectly healthy and functioning part of my dog off? When i got home i told my wife, we have to go hospital immediatly to have your breasts removed!. she replied "what the f*ck are you talking about?" and i said "did you know you are at a much higher risk of getting breast cancer if you have breasts, while we're at it we should get me prostate removed aswell!"

To be so clever that you can correct somebody over the saint they resemble whilst having no positive interest in the topic (religion).

From where I'm sitting I can see four doors, all straight on. Hence zero foreshortening. No one spends more waking time in a doorway than elsewhere. It may be true but it's garbage thinking

I know he's dead but surely Saville should have had his taken away aposiopesisly ?

right! thanks for the evidence of your greed, I shall be taking my QI joneses elsewhere from now on :)

Difference between America and Britain: Americans say "take a sh*t." English say "had a crap."

Who edited this did a shit job. They cutout what the K in Ghandi's name stands for, and they put in the bit about Charles Darwin twice.

Same old english crap

Don't watch this compilation unless you like bathroom humour

How many bloody adverts do you need on this channel? , it's only been 6 minutes an there hv already been 4 stops for adverts, I'll stick to watching on I PLAYER

That Jo Brand is a disgusting thing

Dart...ugggh just as boring and nonsensical as golf and soccer (i'm not american)