Biden's Speech Promises "Jobs, Jobs, Jobs;" Rudy Raided By The Feds

Biden's Speech Promises "Jobs, Jobs, Jobs;" Rudy Raided By The Feds - LIVE MONOLOGUE

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Stephen Colbert watched every minute of President Biden's address to Congress tonight, so in case you forgot to tune in, here's everything that happened plus an update on the legal troubles facing former presidential lawyer Rudy Giuliani. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@bipolarminddroppings 3 роки тому

The whole "I'm her husband" thing is a long running thing Biden says instead of "she's my wife" and I think its hilarious because you know it sends Republicans crazy.

@Kotor5000 3 роки тому

No we love seeing Democrat men being fitted with chastity cages by their wives.

@jenvicinity9143 3 роки тому

@@Kotor5000 sad and pathetic

@aharon6035 3 роки тому

@@Kotor5000 what does that mean?

@cassandro9445 3 роки тому

@@Kotor5000 😂😂😂 poor you

@kimhawkins5575 3 роки тому

Yep

@gnikawpleasant9013 3 роки тому

Those gut laughs from the crew are a thousand times better than the live audience.

@baboKeisari 3 роки тому

Definitely yea. :D

@iriscraig307 3 роки тому

It is so perfect

@ellec7276 3 роки тому

ABSOLUTELY! 💯 I don't want them to EVER go back to having in-studio audiences!!! We HAVE to let them know that THIS is SO MUCH BETTER!!! It's so much more personal and you feel like part of the show. You're just hanging with some hilarious buddies cracking jokes. The other way felt like they were pandering to the in-house crowd. This is MUST-SEE TV for me now! Before, ehhh...even though I adore Colbert! So we've gotta tell them: #NoMoreLateShowStudioAudiences !!!

@gertrudlehmann4869 3 роки тому

Fully agree!!

@jordydsge 3 роки тому

They are still scripted dip.

@addicted2mako 3 роки тому

Nice to hear the words “No president has ever...” over something that actually has historical significance

@disorganizedorg 3 роки тому

...over something that's not an embarrassment.

@yanboa 3 роки тому

The producer laughing it off in the background is a key feature of the show now!! Once you get an audience back, make sure you still mic him!!

@idlesurfer214 3 роки тому

x1,000

@patricksanders858 3 роки тому

Thats Evvie his wife and his two sons.

@SiriuslyBast 3 роки тому

I enjoy this version more than the live audience

@yanboa 3 роки тому

@@patricksanders858 they’re there, but that’s not the voice

@Gredddfe 3 роки тому

No they'll just mic Jon Batiste again so we can hear every one of his mumbles and idle comments.

@avadarkness666 3 роки тому

To who ever that dude is laughing in the background: you're a beautiful angel

@chrissiek8706 3 роки тому

Chris Licht

@chrissy529 3 роки тому

Ikr!

@jaclynfairhead5848 3 роки тому

It's a great laugh.

@willowmoon5063 3 роки тому

It's the fuel I need these days. Lmao 🤣

@jeank8061 3 роки тому

I think they get him stoned before the show for maximum "laugh track!"

@eeeezypeezy 3 роки тому

I still can't believe the Four Seasons Total Landscaping episode actually happened, it was straight out of Arrested Development

@vickybartistry3292 3 роки тому

Hahaha that was what I thought too

@cosmic_pursuit 3 роки тому

LOL!

@exessex3522 3 роки тому

If you wrote that into a TV series, people would think it was too ridiculous.

@umair111 3 роки тому

I've made huuuuge mistake......

@tonybobbadman 3 роки тому

Him?

@doloresdebeauvoir4960 3 роки тому

As a Chinese person, I really like that "Crisis and opportunity" tattoo joke. You guys are awesome!

@abbysomnia624 3 роки тому

The crew laughing behind Stephen is my favorite thing.

@teresitauy5532 3 роки тому

It's nice to hear a president making a speech who is coherent, no blaming, no lies ,no yelling ,no bullying.

@kevinsanders3630 3 роки тому

He blamed the GOP for policies not passing in his first 100 days. You just don’t know lies at all, do you?

@kevinsanders3630 3 роки тому

Coherent? Like when he called Doug Ermhoff The “First Lady’s husband”? You don’t know coherent at all, do you?

@ludicrousone8706 3 роки тому

@@kevinsanders3630 where is the lie?

@kevinsanders3630 3 роки тому

@Proper Ironic name, since you apparently don’t like proper facts.

@ludicrousone8706 3 роки тому

@@kevinsanders3630 Why don't you provide facts and we'll see?

@tourist7 3 роки тому

Seriously, this show doesn't need any audience. This is soo much funnier..!! Bravo, great work!!

@theob3823 3 роки тому

💯 👍🏽

@darrylcarnell9095 3 роки тому

That was the first time in 5 years that I heard a presidential address that didnt piss me off. Alright alright alright.

@f.f.s.d.o.a.7294 3 роки тому

Do you sign the front or back of paychecks?

@darrylcarnell9095 3 роки тому

@@f.f.s.d.o.a.7294 wtf is wrong with you? Go find a fight somewhere else.

@f.f.s.d.o.a.7294 3 роки тому

@@darrylcarnell9095 You sign the back.

@darrylcarnell9095 3 роки тому

@@f.f.s.d.o.a.7294 in a way you may comprehend: S.T.F.U. & F.O.A.D.

@peggyfranzen6159 3 роки тому

It's alright- zoo station.

@mlongoria124 3 роки тому

The producer's lone laugh is just great 10:36 12:20

@superinformative3136 3 роки тому

We need someone to do this for every Colbert UKposts video.

@miguelmontero7569 3 роки тому

I am still so happy for Kamala Harris☺️ it makes me smile when I think that we have a woman Vice President

@Zahra.Basiri 3 роки тому

Ok but the "I'm her husband" was cute

@Sentient_Zee 3 роки тому

Agreed. He could’ve said “she’s my wife” but what he said made it about her and not him.

@jujuryan9632 3 роки тому

I laughed so hard when he said it though i did understand what he meant to say.

@RK-kc5kk 3 роки тому

You can tell they have a really loving relationship. He’s proud to be her husband.

@beth8775 3 роки тому

It sounded like a brag to me.

@chantalfinn6173 3 роки тому

@@beth8775 if you're proud of your spouse why not brag

@resregister7055 3 роки тому

“White power ball” took me out within the first minute! 🤣🤣🤣

@bethmoulton6220 3 роки тому

Omg. The crew laughter is better than any audience laughter any day. 😂

@EviePontecorvo 3 роки тому

Whenever his wife is there and Stephen makes her laugh a puppy sees a double rainbow.

@MatthewPettyST1300 3 роки тому

And a Kitten is born in a field of Daises !

@davidcanoy8579 3 роки тому

Having a wife that thinks you are funny is the best way a comedian can keep from destroying themselves.

@kiarahelen6006 3 роки тому

@@davidcanoy8579 that got dark real quick

@Miami1991 3 роки тому

His wife's boyfriend is even more elated 🤗🤗🤗🤗

@ericfreeman3080 3 роки тому

@@MatthewPettyST1300 lllllllll

@joniheisenberg6691 3 роки тому

What about Ted Snooze ? Dreaming about Cancun 🏝

@ValerieJNorse 3 роки тому

I wanted to yell "Sleepy Ted, eh?" at the screen. Actually, I did.

@AmiraUnplugged 3 роки тому

@@ValerieJNorse LOL you’re a hero

@steverogers2603 3 роки тому

@@ValerieJNorse remember, it’s “lying Ted” with the “ugly wife” -T....

@donsurlylyte 3 роки тому

and his leg was twitching and tail wagging

@solomonrex3955 3 роки тому

"If you were watching on Fox News; first off: what are you doing here?" Ha!

@LadyAtani 3 роки тому

My heart flutters every time Stephen says "an historic"...

@TheInselaffen 3 роки тому

Why Steven? It's not an hospital or an helicopter.

@Me-wk3ix 3 роки тому

I was kind of ugly crying. It was so moving and inspiring after 4 years of Trump. Love Biden!

@laalaa99stl 3 роки тому

GQP'ers clapped ONCE when JB talked about cancer. But only because they thought they were clapping FOR cancer.

@TotalDrganMania 3 роки тому

I bet they think its gods wish for those who get cancer to have it

@RabblesTheBinx 3 роки тому

When did he become "JB"?

@JB-pu8ik 3 роки тому

@@RabblesTheBinx shortly after Maya Rudolph turned him into Ja'Biden

@zeiteufel 3 роки тому

MUAHAHA

@h.a.s.7612 3 роки тому

Lauren Boebert shakes her head, Ted Cruz fell asleep, and Mitch McConnell REFUSED to clap

@jharrington08able 3 роки тому

I like Biden even more than when I voted for him. He's doing a GREAT job.

@MrVivaloslegos 3 роки тому

You’re insane

@jharrington08able 3 роки тому

Whatever.

@MrVivaloslegos 3 роки тому

@@jharrington08able what has Biden actually accomplished? Seriously? Trump may have sucked but at least he actually got a few things done. Biden is utterly useless. Even detrimental

@MrVivaloslegos 3 роки тому

@@alext3811 we literally have the vaccine BECAUSE of President Trump. Project Warp Speed (as ridiculous as that name is) is the reason why so many people are getting vaccinated. The Democratic Party has done nothing but escalate racial tensions. Heck the former Vice President has done literally NOTHING in regards to fixing racism. He’s all talk, no progress. Our country is already one of the most climate-conscious superpowers on earth. Russia and China are the ones killing the ozone layer, and we can’t afford to save the world if they’re not willing to cooperate. Also getting rid of those pipelines was an insanely stupid idea. Killing that many jobs and having to use fossil fuels to import more fossil fuels is probably killing the environment. President Trump was ten times the man former Vice President Biden ever was.

@albertjackinson 2 роки тому

@@MrVivaloslegos So...getting an infrastructure bill passed into law is useless? What about moving the most consequential piece of legislation since the New Deal through Congress? Is that nothing? Also, on the environment: Trump rolled back regulations and pulled out of the Paris Accord. Biden got us back in, rolled back the rollback, and is working on legislation to start fixing the problem (part of the legislation I mentioned earlier). That's far more than Trump did; he just called the whole thing a hoax.

@borzycrn 3 роки тому

Whoever is on the laugh track today, please keep them around. Their laugh is extremely contagious.

@vagabondwiz 3 роки тому

Echo that...but not just today. My chuckles turn into guffaws everytime I hear the cameraman/producer laugh. And Evie.

@LD86 3 роки тому

President Biden nailed that speech with confidence and compassion. He talked a lot about Americans and helping Americans, not himself. Not red or blue, not Democrat or Republican. To Biden, it’s the United States. THAT is putting America first. Also so poignant to see two women sitting behind the president.

@traindiesel7005 3 роки тому

yeah the only way I could see the last fella trying to nail compassion would be if compassion was the name of a stripper

@allankhad1030 3 роки тому

I felt that. "Growing the economy from the bottom and middle out" Makes sense when you think visually of its future projection...Infrastructuring...

@shellking481 3 роки тому

hahaha

@rachellahouasnia9877 3 роки тому

This is where I get my news. Ty Stephen

@ayadali9112 3 роки тому

Same. Thank you, Stephen indeed.

@mefford67 3 роки тому

*Thank you Mr. Colbert! This monologue was pure comedic gold!!* 😂😂😂

@marymckim4822 3 роки тому

I just love him for saying “fish bumps”.🌻

@studiosandi 3 роки тому

It feels amazing not to have to be afraid when the president speaks💕

@DonnaSnyder 3 роки тому

The radicals- on the Right, that is- are inundating UKposts, Facebook, Twitter, etc. with claims that Biden less every time he opens his mouth.

@kristinLB 3 роки тому

Or nauseous.

@iodinev 3 роки тому

Fishbump 🐠👊🏻🤣

@emeraldfox76 3 роки тому

"Founding Fathers Kool & the Gang" had me nearly choke on my cheetos. XD 10/10, absolutely unexpectedly hysterical.

@mikefromwa 3 роки тому

I've said it before and I'll say it again: *Stephen Colbert is a National Treasure.*

@lifeatpaddyspub 3 роки тому

the LAUGHS in this segment oh lord please stephen never go back to a live audience

@tommyt1971 3 роки тому

Naw he has to! I miss the excitement of the live crowd.

@jenvicinity9143 3 роки тому

I have thought that so many times. He's the only late night comedian who can really carry the show off well without an audience or a laugh tra k.

@lifeatpaddyspub 3 роки тому

@@jenvicinity9143 theres just something so much more genuine about only hearing laughter from his wife and the people who work for the show lol

@senicanastasia 3 роки тому

😂 the eyes wide shut joke choked me. This entire segment was so well written! Thanks Colbert team!

@woolymittens 3 роки тому

Colbert is usually pretty good but sometimes ....he's REALLY good! 🤣

@iluuvtacotrucks 3 роки тому

The guy laughing off camera always gets me if Stephen doesn't 🤣🤣

@foxxxy1115 3 роки тому

The laughing in the background, be it Chris or Evie or whoever, and the reactions Stephen gets from them, bring true joy to my heart!

@laalaa99stl 3 роки тому

It was so nice hearing a presidential address made using complete, coherent sentences.

@mitchjones9342 3 роки тому

So true! Just common sense speaking...

@midknight 3 роки тому

And not whining

@TotalDrganMania 3 роки тому

Doesnt feel real

@allutouch8082 3 роки тому

@@TotalDrganMania actions speak

@lillyanderson3623 3 роки тому

And he wasn't calling anyone childish names or patting himself on the back.

@LeftIsBest001 3 роки тому

*Fantastic* monologue and seeing Bernie at the end just capped it off beautifully. 😎✌👍

@artbargra 3 роки тому

I don't know why, but just seeing him wave is soothing.

@waywardgoddess7219 3 роки тому

🎶Ru-ru-rudy and the Feds🎶 Also whoever was laughing in the background made me replay that part cause it was hilarious 😂

@nicolebragg1171 3 роки тому

The guy in the back laughing makes the jokes so much better 😂

@samelliott5915 3 роки тому

Listening to his crew crack up, is gold.

@ayadali9112 3 роки тому

They are certainly in a funny mood tonight.

@superinformative3136 3 роки тому

Who is the guy who's always bursting out with laughter? Stephen's producer? 😂 Because I laugh everytime he does.

@deedeeannash 3 роки тому

I love his 😂 laugh.. He cracks me up too.

@lifewithmeggs 3 роки тому

I'm pretty sure it's Jim, and if you go back to the old monologues, at the theatre, you can hear him laugh through most of those, too. Legend!

@danielledantz1657 3 роки тому

Whoever he is I hope he knows that his laugh makes life okay, nothing is wrong and all is well whenever that man chuckles.

@quinnsinclair7028 3 роки тому

I thought it was his son.

@chrissiek8706 3 роки тому

Yes, executive producer Chris Licht, Jim is on the monitors, in the separate booth.

@insaneanjel4459 3 роки тому

The crews laughter behind the camera is contagious.

@iouel 3 роки тому

Bless this nation and Our President

@V4Now 3 роки тому

I don't want the format to change, the little and big out bursts from the crew and wife are endearing.😄

@GoodSoulPossible 3 роки тому

How cool it would be to hear Madam Speaker, Madam Vice President and they thanking Madam President.

@zerocool5395 3 роки тому

Way cooler than hearing Nancy Pelosi say "Thank you George Floyd for sacrificing your life for justice"

@TheDanishGuyReviews 3 роки тому

"I'm happy to be the first female President .... in the year 3025. I didn't expect it to take all the men dying out first for it to happen, but here we are."

@IOTewks 3 роки тому

QTBIPOC x3

@nugboy420 3 роки тому

Who is laughing so hard in the background holy shit I’m dying

@willowmoon5063 3 роки тому

Oh. This was spot on today! Laughs, loud and belly deep laughs! Stephen and crew do not leave us for the studio please. This is what I look forward to when I get off work. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

@kuzzbillington6392 3 роки тому

"It felt normal for the first time in five years" almost made my eyes water a little bit.

@TheMazrem 3 роки тому

Same here, until the realization hit me that we now equate a room full of people who are all wearing masks as "normal." Past me from 2019 would have considered that to be completely insane. We've all been through so much in these last few years, haven't we?

@JamesHarris- 3 роки тому

We grew accustomed to the President reading at a 4th grade reading level, and spending all of his time dealing with various scandals or playing golf. It is refreshing to see a grownup in the office, with experience, trying to make a difference to the middle class and the poor for a change. :-)

@kparkslpnful 3 роки тому

@@JamesHarris- you apparently have been living under a rock and you should go back. You are why this country is failing now. The fact that you blame Trump for the fake ass impeachment trials when it’s been proven that he didn’t do any of it is more despicable. The Ukraine deal was Biden’s fault because he admitted he bribed them to stop investigating his son. Trump is the only president that has ever followed his promises up with actions. These lies Biden is telling are made just for you. The democrats are lying to you and you are the lamb going to slaughter.

@JamesHarris- 3 роки тому

@@kparkslpnful I hope you manage to wake up from your delusions. Trump was impeached. The only reason he wasn't also convicted was the majority in the senate Republicans who refused to conduct a fair trial based on the overwhelming evidence. But in November Trump was finally convicted by the voters. That's what you call Democracy.

@jeffs6819 3 роки тому

@@JamesHarris- See where you are by next year and what your electric bill and gas prices have climbed to. I'm sure Joe will come up with the usual excuse " The Russians did it". LOL

@DavidBagga 3 роки тому

Nice to hear a president that uses proper grammar, complete sentences, and doesn’t use the words “fake news media.” Well done president Biden! ✊🏽

@jeffbaer5851 3 роки тому

To be fair, he was reading a speech written by someone else -- like EVERY other President in the modern era. But he actually READ it and UNDERSTOOD it!!!! That's the key difference between him and Orange Foolius.

@Zahra.Basiri 3 роки тому

@@jeffbaer5851 wow the bar is really low isn't it?😂

@keiththompson5193 3 роки тому

You forgot to mention talking about his ratings

@bebbychad7607 3 роки тому

Absolutely brilliant Stephen - as usual 🤣😄👍

@marcsiegel1349 3 роки тому

That guy laughing in the background is awesome

@Czechbound 3 роки тому

"Oh, you mean prescription drugs !" The funniest line in months. GOLD

@marisolaquino719 3 роки тому

I remember a dime bag was just $10.00 and enough to last a few days. Providing you don’t share with those who never share

@wayneburton8168 3 роки тому

Seeing the two accomplished women behind Biden was a personal by high light in tonight's address.

@Mikibear222 3 роки тому

Pelosi looks so relieved to be up there with some sane people

@wayneburton8168 3 роки тому

@@Mikibear222 . So true. Watching her during a couple of 45s State of the Union speeches , her look personified WTF. Have a good night.

@allankhad1030 3 роки тому

A bright and progressive future....for the time being...

@wayneburton8168 3 роки тому

@@allankhad1030 . As far as women's future accomplishments, that future became inevitable and unlimited from the moment they won the right to vote.

@shellking481 3 роки тому

hahahaha

@kelso5068 3 роки тому

That man laughing behind the scenes is a whole mood! 😂

@Fifthelement203 3 роки тому

Can we see who that is laughing! He was the highlight of the monologue! Lol

@godofwar2790 3 роки тому

It's a relief to finally see a human being at that podium after the past 4 years.

@miriambucholtz9315 3 роки тому

A human being who can speak rationally.

@godofwar2790 3 роки тому

Agreed

@roganf4013 3 роки тому

Gotta say; I'm REALLY enjoying having absolutely no idea what ego-fluffing morning show the President is watching any given day.

@BBooBooBop 3 роки тому

@@miriambucholtz9315 you mean Biden speaking rationally? Lmfao

@blindsightedkill 3 роки тому

I'm a man of numbers so... I'd just like to remind everyone $1.3 Billion dollars is what Rudy is being sued for. Normally a judge would say "That's a little too much just to grab headlines." Now "No that seems reasonable for all the misinformation !"

@guynorth3277 3 роки тому

I hope the hit FOX Affirmation Entertainment for a trillion.

@jayczzzya 3 роки тому

I think Rudy's neighbour had several glasses of her breakfast wine

@DavidA-411 3 роки тому

The Colbert News Report The Best place to hear and see all the news with proper context and clarity of mind. As long as your morning wine is not to warm.

@Suho1004 3 роки тому

The graphics team actually used the right characters for Biden's tramp stamp... making them more accurate than 90% of people who get Chinese characters tattooed on their bodies.

@ThePinkBinks 3 роки тому

Haha yep. Whenever someone reads mine they get disappointed that it says what I know it says. 😂 By the way it's just my zodiac sign and I work with dogs so it says dog as the zodiac symbol. Okay so I'm advertising my age on the rare occasions people can see it but whatever. lol

@ThePinkBinks 3 роки тому

What's the funniest wrong word you've seen and did you tell them?

@aaronwebb7090 3 роки тому

@@ThePinkBinks 广州市 is the funniest thing I have seen on the ribs of a guy surfing in Australia. No idea if he meant to get Guangzhou City tattooed on him, but is was small enough that he could have been making a list of all the places in China he visited.

@ThePinkBinks 3 роки тому

Aaron Webb Hmm... Maybe he was. A part of my culture (that was made taboo centuries ago because of Christianity) is to tattoo yourself with your life's journey so... you never know. It's not a part of my culture people think of or do much but it's there. Some people do the same thing with belts or walking staffs - add a design that shows where they've been in life. Was he a white guy? I know skin colour isn't much of a clue but I'm wondering if he has Viking roots. I've literally had the entire staff in a Cantonese takeaway lean over the counter and jump for a good position to read my tat only for them to all go "awww". They said it's usually miss-spellings, swear words and insults that the person thinks is a translation of their name. 😂 My tat is usually covered and I get it'd be tacky if it was always on display but I like it. The weirdest one that I could read, because I can't really read Chinese characters to be honest, was "soup". A group of mates plucked a random word out of a dictionary so they all had "soup" written on their arms.

@CameronBrtnik 3 роки тому

@@ThePinkBinks so it's a lady and the tramp stamp!

@shotjohnny 3 роки тому

Ted Cruz was clearly plugged into the Texas grid during Biden's speech. 😂

@vforwombat9915 3 роки тому

i wish. because then he'd have a 20,000$ bill.

@ayadali9112 3 роки тому

Yeah and I live here so I know that for a fact. Unfortunately, my parents think differently.

@ScarceCastle2 3 роки тому

@@vforwombat9915 oh man, imagine if someone had the foresight during the blackouts to go "HE'S IN CANCUN, QUICK TURN ON ALL HIS LIGHTS AND APPLIANCES!" (To be clear, that would be breaking and entering and trespassing, don't do it, it's a theoretical prank.)

@vforwombat9915 3 роки тому

@@ScarceCastle2 "(To be clear, that would be breaking and entering" not if it was the person watching his dog. 'oh, no. i ACCIDENTALLY left the lights on when i fed your dog while you were in cancun. sorry your electric bill costs as much as 4 months donations to your campaign.'

@maxhallier411 3 роки тому

That explain why we suffered a power blip in Texas last night , thank you

@sarahmeek530 3 роки тому

The cameraman laughing is the best part.

@kindtimetraveler 3 роки тому

Public Service Announcement: DO NOT google “fish bumping”.

@Justusson 3 роки тому

“Hot cup of breakfast wine!” Got to love Colbert,.. 🥰

@derekchisholm972 3 роки тому

The guy always laughing during the monologues cracks me up

@o0Avalon0o 3 роки тому

I like seeing good legalisation. These moves are similar to ones historically shown to improve the working Americans lives.

@Saintious 3 роки тому

Ok, am I the only one who spit all over the phone when he said dildohut? What an amazing job Stephen!

@MTMF.london 3 роки тому

Don't forget "giving a jobs hand".

@Beginstheman 3 роки тому

We need John Lithgow for the next segment of "Rudy, Rudy, Fresh & Screwed-y".

@VeggieNatureGirl 3 роки тому

YES! I was thinking that too!

@strangewayfaringstranger 3 роки тому

That would be hilarious.

@strangewayfaringstranger 3 роки тому

I think he should be "disguised" as someone else, but he's just wearing an obviously fake mustache. And then be broadcasting from some remote location, but turns out it's just a gardening place near a strip club.

@stillhere1425 3 роки тому

@@strangewayfaringstranger his head draining...

@karenwhinesmore9347 3 роки тому

OMG YES!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@candielandssweetadventures 3 роки тому

OMG the man in the background laughing is killing me! 😂😂😂

@ammaleslie509 3 роки тому

Camera operator i think

@ammaleslie509 3 роки тому

No it doesn't sound like the camera operator. Maybe he had a friend visiting?

@jamilahfulton-washington5005 3 роки тому

I needed those laughs today. Thank you Stephen!!!

@coreylevi2328 3 роки тому

You brought back my political smile. I'd be honored to thank you with an enthusiastic jobshand

@moniquegaines5731 3 роки тому

Haven’t heard him this happy in a while. 🥰🥰🥰

@rejoyce318 3 роки тому

Especially after a SOTU address!

@rei-rei 3 роки тому

There's nothing like a good fishbump.

@rhetoricalquestion6009 3 роки тому

In shallow shoals, English soles do it Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it

@chiguireespacialespecial 3 роки тому

6 second rule

@Sequoia204 3 роки тому

Congrats USA on having a leader again

@fedelanci 3 роки тому

I lost it with Bambo 🤣

@billturner8823 3 роки тому

*Trump's about to release a statement any minute saying "I don't know Rudy, we've met once or twice, I'm sure he's a great man but I don't know him."* 😉

@louisejoy6300 3 роки тому

True! I can picture this!

@susanjohn826 3 роки тому

🤣😂 yessa😢🤓

@masters8610 3 роки тому

He would say that about one of his children if they got indicted.. LMAO

@Forest_Fifer 3 роки тому

How would we know? Oh yeah, his "office". 😄

@gnote6850 3 роки тому

@tattoofthesun 3 роки тому

Evvy’s laugh is like my inner voice, I freaking love her

@runnergo1398 3 роки тому

Stephen is a lucky guy. That's for sure!

@pandakees 3 роки тому

Priceless !

@vanessacee4154 3 роки тому

Fish bumping?!? 🤣😂 Love ya Stephen...your lockdown shows are the best!

@The_Serpent_of_Eden 3 роки тому

Seeing Stephen lose it at "dildo hut" was amazing. Adorable, beautiful man! It's always amazing to see someone laugh so sincerely. You can see it on his face, when he reads "dildo hut" on the cue card, and the way he curls up with laughter, omg, so funny.

@kindtimetraveler 3 роки тому

The closed captioning actually said “DILDOUGHHUT”!!!!!! 😂😂😂😵

@davidanderson2357 3 роки тому

I believe Dildo the Hutt is one of Jabba's cousins. You can tell him apart from the other Hutts by his distinctive shape.

@Pedroleum100 3 роки тому

2:32 That laughing in the background is so contagious.

@blhtml 3 роки тому

Best Late Show Ever, I am still loling

@FlaminKanami 3 роки тому

It was a fantastic speech!👍🏼✨

@SuperLadyDanger 3 роки тому

Stephen just gave “Farmers Only” their new motto! “We’re gonna pay farmers to do it. Ee-aye-ee-aye Oh!” 👨‍🌾👩‍🌾😆😆

@thend4427 3 роки тому

Lol

@Marijuanifornia 3 роки тому

Farmers' motto: "Hemp For Victory!" Look it up.

@waryaawariiri1812 3 роки тому

Who is the dude with wildest laughs in the audience? One of the joke writers enjoying his jokes being mentioned?

@thend4427 3 роки тому

@@waryaawariiri1812 probably

@Pattys1967 3 роки тому

Lol

@DAlexKablack 3 роки тому

the way they laughed in the background at the fart, just goes to tell you no matter what your age, farts are always funny

@dancingsocrates9491 3 роки тому

It's goes to show how well they set expectations of sophistication, so that fart jokes are earned lol

@QUICKBOOKS1 3 роки тому

@@dancingsocrates9491, Especially living on your own so nobody hears it.

@tradeladder146 3 роки тому

Not if you're Eating Lunch. 😕

@dancingsocrates9491 3 роки тому

@@tradeladder146 Lunch? A simple fart would ruin that?

@RC-pv9ll 3 роки тому

Your abilities to articulate sarcastic jokes, which I absolutely love, is always well timed! I am one of your biggest fan there is. I, myself naturally joke, practicly all my jokes are sarcastic, ... and sometimes people don't understand it and judgingly look at me with questions in their eyes, thinking about what I said, wondering if I was serious... I love your shows. Oh, and of course, your wife's, giggles. She gets you, and that is a wonderful thing, and makes it easy to love your spouse forever.

@amyreynolds3619 3 роки тому

Stephen Colbert, you're awesome.

@wahidbayyan3836 3 роки тому

It just so happens that Robert "KOOL" Bell & Ronald "KHALIS" Bell (Founding Members) are my two oldest brothers. Sadly Khalis passed away last September. He would have thought that photo was as funny as I did. Thanks for the chuckle. -Wahid Bell/Bayyan. ;-)

@Tonyhouse1168 3 роки тому

Much love man

@wahidbayyan3836 3 роки тому

@@Tonyhouse1168 Thank you Bruh.

@TheClairemyst 3 роки тому

I didn't know. Tragic how folks making beautiful music in my life are moving on. Sleep in peace

@georgiawilliams3731 3 роки тому

🙏🙏❤RIP

@jaquanpowell4605 3 роки тому

I loved your brothers music. RIP 🤲🏾

@blueguy15 3 роки тому

Stephen you hit all the marks tonight! I haven't laughed this hard in a good while thank you! XD

@joyofdance999 3 роки тому

LOL, Stephen, you said “fish bumping”. 😂🤣

@shelleyhenry7764 3 роки тому

The times WERE the same...one says ET and other says PT. East Coast and West Coast are 3 hours different. Suprised no one caught that before they did the bit. Love the late shows tho, theyve been some of the only shows/news I could watch during COVID, since it makes me feel happier. Thank you Colbert, Meyers, Fallon n Kimmel!!!💖

@Devilninja333 3 роки тому

The guy laughing in the background always kills me LOL

@m4snake869 3 роки тому

I lost it when the Rudy cartoon farted 😂😂

@gsmith6595 3 роки тому

Yup and the laughter from the crew made it even more hilarious

@zaaz1471 3 роки тому

.... you didn't lose it.. it's in your pants. 😂

@uriahheep5665 3 роки тому

🐖💨💩@@zaaz1471 💩 ☢ 🥺 🤢🤮

@uriahheep5665 3 роки тому

Rudy TOOTS

@louspowels7120 3 роки тому

9:35 "No handshakes, just _fish_ bumping"

@alexpage4355 3 роки тому

Yes! It's getting Monty Python in the White House!

@thomasbecker9676 3 роки тому

@9:37, are we just ignoring "fish-bumping?"

@NewMessage 3 роки тому

That tinfoil joke made my night. Just.. made my night.

@cathieludemann5879 3 роки тому

It sounded so close to the truth. 😜

@megothemango 3 роки тому

The guys laugh in the background makes me giggle!!!

@Mikibear222 3 роки тому

Laugh track of one lol

@jordinagel1184 3 роки тому

@@Mikibear222 too much diversity in the laughs. Why don’t you just accept that people are allowed to find stuff funny instead of wasting your breath on cynical (and likely incorrect) comments?

@christopherporter2459 3 роки тому

@@jordinagel1184 what

@kristenkelly3793 3 роки тому

It's one of his sons, right!! So great!!!

@Mikibear222 3 роки тому

@@jordinagel1184 why don’t you keep your nasty comments to yourself?