Bill Burr Teaches Elijah Wood How To Kill | CONAN on TBS

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Elijah is scared of home invasion, so Bill recommends a .22. Enough to put down a killer - without all that unpleasant hearing loss.
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@bakterija48i
@bakterija48i 5 років тому
I think we need a character in GTA VI based on Bill Burr
@coldnomad1478
@coldnomad1478 5 років тому
Yes. The main character.
@aerahtv0000
@aerahtv0000 5 років тому
for sure! ))
@alizivani6274
@alizivani6274 5 років тому
He's scuffed Trevor.
@sketchy7943
@sketchy7943 5 років тому
A mixture of him and dale gribble would be the cat's pajamas.
@Earth2McKay
@Earth2McKay 5 років тому
I'd say Micheal is a lot like bill burr... actually the more I think. Micheal is exactly like bill burr... holyshit...
@MsGrapeNehi
@MsGrapeNehi 5 років тому
I like how he just casually adds a little detail like burning someone's car for the insurance, and then NEVER comes back to it. xD
@jimpickens4
@jimpickens4 4 роки тому
Well, it was the 80's after all.
@siulumlion
@siulumlion 4 роки тому
@@jimpickens4 The 80's in Boston. You could park your car and it would be stolen before you walked off the lot.
@billyg898
@billyg898 4 роки тому
Comedy is fundamentally about incongruity. Something has to seem out of place. The sickle is the prime example here. The casual-ness of mentioning something that comes out of nowhere is also like thisn
@ratcrib
@ratcrib 4 роки тому
0:44 love how he censored himself there like a pro, even though he knew there is tape delay and a bleeper...
@orestispalampougioukis6043
@orestispalampougioukis6043 4 роки тому
@@ratcrib He didn't. He was gonna say "with your little gun" and he said "with your little... your little gun". He wasn't going it swear. Not that it matters.
@damianvanlier4043
@damianvanlier4043 2 роки тому
I love how even Elijah Wood is getting a kick out of bill.
@wloffblizz
@wloffblizz 2 роки тому
"Even Elijah Wood?" Elijah Wood is a dude that gets a kick out of everything.
@nimmha6708
@nimmha6708 2 роки тому
@@Sidowse He became not only the ringbearer, but also a respected hooligan, he can receive all of it.
@averyplaysguitar
@averyplaysguitar 4 роки тому
Bill’s description of the motel scenario is just No Country For Old Men
@MysteryFields
@MysteryFields 4 роки тому
Greedy Gamer that's what woke his fear of motels
@MoroccoUnfiltred
@MoroccoUnfiltred 4 роки тому
Exactly what came to mind, that shotgun suppressor was nasty
@lukeschilperoort9934
@lukeschilperoort9934 3 роки тому
That’s also why I have a subconscious fear of motels.
@wkleinickeo
@wkleinickeo 3 роки тому
Watch City of God and you will see he is right.
@aashiv93
@aashiv93 3 роки тому
Motels are lonely and creepy at times.
@redparrot6454
@redparrot6454 4 роки тому
"It was the 80's" -Bill Cosby in court
@sharlynnbadonie5950
@sharlynnbadonie5950 4 роки тому
Suck an underrated comment!
@YaBoiJeffe
@YaBoiJeffe 4 роки тому
@@sharlynnbadonie5950 No thank you, they're too salty for me ;)
@sharlynnbadonie5950
@sharlynnbadonie5950 4 роки тому
@@YaBoiJeffe haha I ment such not suck lol now that's a weird insult.
@oisind3593
@oisind3593 4 роки тому
I genuinely think that if bill wasn't funny he would be extremely dangerous
@siggeek503
@siggeek503 4 роки тому
Oisin D Sounds reasonable haha
@ang_ro
@ang_ro 5 років тому
"It was the 80s" is definitely a legit explanation for fuckery.
@Ragnarok6664
@Ragnarok6664 4 роки тому
Ang Ro the good ol times when nothing was recorded
@johnree6106
@johnree6106 4 роки тому
It was the 80's God I miss it. People actually playing outside 😂
@Weegee766
@Weegee766 4 роки тому
John Ree amen brother
@suroj
@suroj 4 роки тому
I miss the 80's..
@uyuyuy99
@uyuyuy99 4 роки тому
That was Patrick Bateman's excuse.
@GrimKage
@GrimKage 3 роки тому
"With a sickle" I dunno why but this is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard on a talk show
@frosty12k86
@frosty12k86 3 роки тому
I think he meant a scythe
@theycallmebigfoot
@theycallmebigfoot 3 роки тому
@@frosty12k86 that's not remotely funny. A sickle as a murder weapon is hilarious
@IsaacHozz
@IsaacHozz 2 роки тому
@@frosty12k86 I think he meant a sickle.
@archon888
@archon888 2 роки тому
@@IsaacHozz agreed, Conan is the one who doesn't know the difference between a sickle and a scythe ;P
@SquareBusinezz
@SquareBusinezz 2 роки тому
@@frosty12k86 I know what you did last summer
@nayannbg6314
@nayannbg6314 3 роки тому
Didn't need a single question for a whole segment, just came in and started full power, that is why I love Bill
@AttilatheThrilla
@AttilatheThrilla 2 роки тому
King of Staten Island.. That was the exact role Bill played 😂
@NuttyMongrel
@NuttyMongrel 4 роки тому
I love that Conan's audience likes Bill so much. His humor doesn't seem to get as positive of a reception on the other late night shows.
@andrewjohnson588
@andrewjohnson588 4 роки тому
Lol, these studio audiences are mostly tourists from the rest of the country, I don't think there's much difference. Conan is just the best at playing the straight man to Bill's "crazy" stories and opinions.
@strengthandmasculinity
@strengthandmasculinity 4 роки тому
lol theyre likee sheep conan laughs they laugh, colbert doesnt laugh they don laugh.
@FatManJackson
@FatManJackson 4 роки тому
@@jasondashney why does anyone who isnt a SJW even watch this FTM hardcore leftist?
@Immortal_BP
@Immortal_BP 4 роки тому
Idk if you have noticed that Conan is one of the late-night hosts who pushes their political agenda the least it seems. Since Bill doesn't conform to the liberal views of late-night shows the other hosts don't work well with him. So I love when Bill is on Conan, it's the best mix of opposing views to create a comical engagement.
@cypherusuh
@cypherusuh 4 роки тому
@@Immortal_BP Conan is just a mildest drop of Eric andre show. Majority of his skit are hilarious and just a tipping point of insanity that's allowed in night time show
@MichaelMagill1990
@MichaelMagill1990 9 років тому
I like Bill Burr, not because of his pessimistic humor, but because of his genuine personality. I wish everyone could be as genuine as Bill Burr.
@papichulobumber1
@papichulobumber1 9 років тому
Michael Magill if everybody was genuine like bill burr bill burr wouldnt be bill burr anymore but just a fake bill burr. this is madness dont wish shit anymurr
@MichaelMagill1990
@MichaelMagill1990 9 років тому
papichulobumber1 Yeah totally agree, except the part where you said everything in that bullshit paragraph.
@papichulobumber1
@papichulobumber1 9 років тому
Michael Magill you had my attention... but you shouldve stopped writing after that comma though. its perfectly simple son, you wish everbody is as genuine as bill burr. but if everbody is just as genuine as bill burr the ungenuine(?)would become interesting. your wishes are stupid. dont catch mermaids bitch
@papichulobumber1
@papichulobumber1 9 років тому
Michael Magill whats my fucking gotta do with it?
@MichaelMagill1990
@MichaelMagill1990 9 років тому
papichulobumber1 You're funny.
@AgentMacklinFBI
@AgentMacklinFBI 3 роки тому
It's like watching a step-father trying to bond with his stepson.
@mikagami69
@mikagami69 2 роки тому
Such a great comment! Had me rolling.
@MiguelJimenez-uc3yz
@MiguelJimenez-uc3yz 2 роки тому
"The King of Staten Island" Bill plays a step dad who bonds with his step son
@GoDLiKe211
@GoDLiKe211 2 роки тому
My step-dad actually gave me a 22 to have at the house and said it's perfect for an intruder lol
@TheStanishStudios
@TheStanishStudios Рік тому
Basically the plot of Elijah’s movie Come to Daddy
@egddios
@egddios Рік тому
🤣🤣
@hanurang5309
@hanurang5309 3 роки тому
you can tell Bill absolutely enjoys being in Conan's show. He just chills and vents whatever the hell comes in his mind with no worries.
@foolspeedahead
@foolspeedahead 4 роки тому
I died when he said “drop the engine out of your car”
@bkl8804
@bkl8804 4 роки тому
RIP
@foolspeedahead
@foolspeedahead 4 роки тому
The Woke Police thanks. Haha!
@jonathancarpenter7276
@jonathancarpenter7276 4 роки тому
Comedy rule of threes
@atheistbear2500
@atheistbear2500 4 роки тому
Bill Burr's references have the speed and silliness of animation. Glad he got the animation gig.
@bigmo10
@bigmo10 4 роки тому
It's an homage to the Richard Pryor story when he killed his car
@Lucardini
@Lucardini 4 роки тому
"Bill Burr Baggings teaches Frodo how to kill"
@chukpic
@chukpic 4 роки тому
underrated
@dannygillmusic
@dannygillmusic 4 роки тому
Billburr is a straight up hobbit name
@camboallen
@camboallen 4 роки тому
He already knows how with a sword at least lol
@mrtriston3x3
@mrtriston3x3 4 роки тому
Lmao nice
@dominickschrute3084
@dominickschrute3084 4 роки тому
You're a genius
@Amalekites
@Amalekites 4 роки тому
I guess that's why Bill's talking so loud. He damaged his hearing back in the '80s by firing a gun.
@soulwaves20000
@soulwaves20000 3 роки тому
Hahaha finally an explanation
@misterbobby8913
@misterbobby8913 3 роки тому
Hahaha 😆
@marovahauhulh7054
@marovahauhulh7054 2 роки тому
😂🤣😆😆
@sajadadel4050
@sajadadel4050 2 роки тому
I bet you if he read this he will laugh
@NefariousKoel
@NefariousKoel 2 роки тому
Can confirm. Too much loud music, and louder gunfire, will turn up your volume later on. Remember your ear protection, kids.
@nodeloliver6201
@nodeloliver6201 3 роки тому
"With a sickle? What is he, harvesting wheat?" No. I think he's harvesting souls.
@frosty12k86
@frosty12k86 3 роки тому
No that's a scythe
@TheDennys21
@TheDennys21 2 роки тому
@@frosty12k86 a scythe is just a big sickle, so...
@TheDennys21
@TheDennys21 2 роки тому
@Noah Lewis they literally have the same function you muppet!
@terrestrialcreature7481
@terrestrialcreature7481 2 роки тому
@Noah Lewis Almost the same tho…
@bobbwc7011
@bobbwc7011 Рік тому
Sickle = Sichel in German, Scythe = Sense in German Sichel = one hand operation for cutting weeds, herbs and small plants Sense = two-hand operation for cutting grass, crops and bodies of women to get rid of the evidence
@EDhardyRockin
@EDhardyRockin 8 років тому
"We went down the street, someone burned a car for insurance" hahah this was the funniest part to me, how he so nonchalantly says that, and not one person laughs.
@Noodle3058
@Noodle3058 8 років тому
i died at that
@rsplayervid
@rsplayervid 8 років тому
+Elijah Taliesin rip
@OMGtheykilledKenny42
@OMGtheykilledKenny42 5 років тому
Well, "It was the '80s."
@shapeshfters
@shapeshfters 5 років тому
I’m sure it’s because the audience couldn’t breathe. That whole story was gold.
@soundaholixx
@soundaholixx 5 років тому
Deadpan humor is the best.
@emirinobambino
@emirinobambino 8 років тому
Its truly a talent how Bill can fabricate an entire story on the spot, and make it funnier than fellow big-name comics. Hand down one of the funniest guys of all time.
@delphzouzou4520
@delphzouzou4520 8 років тому
+Bryce Kusnierz You don't know if it's not written in advance. It wouldn't be less funny...
@bigmaninthepants
@bigmaninthepants 8 років тому
+Delph Zouzou He has a podcast filled with this endless material and hes been doing it an hour every monday for years. definitely not scripted.
@delphzouzou4520
@delphzouzou4520 8 років тому
Josh Day It's the same, if he has "tons of material" and is doing this "every monday for years", then it's not "fabricated on the spot" like the OP stated. But, like I said, it's not a problem since it's funny and that's all we ask for...
@delphzouzou4520
@delphzouzou4520 8 років тому
Luis Dias Ok, thx for your input. I like artists who put themselves in trouble to stimulate their creativity...
@JoeFlatsIsBack
@JoeFlatsIsBack 7 років тому
It was part of his act
@thebadbandito
@thebadbandito 2 роки тому
"So, if they take a hostage you can just start shooting at them." This is why Bill Burr makes me laugh. He's just funny.
@TheAwesomeDarkNinja
@TheAwesomeDarkNinja 3 роки тому
"Guy's coming up at you with a sickle-" "WITH A SICKLE!?"
@strengthandmasculinity
@strengthandmasculinity 4 роки тому
I love how nobody pays attention to" someone burned their car for insurance"
@BigstickNick
@BigstickNick 4 роки тому
The insurance company was like....I knew it. Bastards.
@__sm1441
@__sm1441 4 роки тому
Also they never really followed up on the sickyl thing. They asked him to explain and he just sorta brushed it off
@patphatkitten
@patphatkitten 4 роки тому
@@__sm1441 in his jokes about being killed, the killer is always a psycho or a serial killer, not a "normal" killer, so they tend to use knives, sickles, in his imagination.
@Jurkyification
@Jurkyification 4 роки тому
@@patphatkitten Ninjas used sickles since they were normal people and made weapons out of everyday objects.
@patphatkitten
@patphatkitten 4 роки тому
@@Jurkyification ok. Good to know.
@AKABoondock19
@AKABoondock19 7 років тому
Just realized that all of Bill burrs funniest clips are all on Conan. Bill Burr and Team Coco ftw
@doogelyjim8627
@doogelyjim8627 7 років тому
We have to go back Kate! WE HAVE TO GO BACK!!!!
@redfoe77
@redfoe77 7 років тому
you should also check out his stand up acts, he is great.
@Julie-jq1sy
@Julie-jq1sy 7 років тому
I do, and his stage acts are insanely funny. Right when he gets on stage, you can tell he wants to get passed the hellos' to everyone and just start the comedy. The first statement has everyone LOL. In a way, I don't see him as an act, he is himself which is golden really.
@supastar25
@supastar25 7 років тому
His podcast is even better because you really get to see how his brain works and how he shapes his acts and comedy bits.
@wrxhex
@wrxhex 7 років тому
supastar yeah I listen to his podcasts and podcast clips all the time, always killer
@jeremyvansanten9405
@jeremyvansanten9405 3 роки тому
“Somebody burned a car for insurance” is underrated
@TheVeek192
@TheVeek192 3 роки тому
Nah.
@NarraJoker12
@NarraJoker12 3 роки тому
The .22 advice is incredibly helpful. The walls of a house are way easier to break than most people think.
@gimliCSGOCONTENTedits
@gimliCSGOCONTENTedits 3 роки тому
only in murica
@heikorudi6105
@heikorudi6105 Рік тому
*american walls
@PeterSedesse
@PeterSedesse Рік тому
yep. my thought is always. if i have a .22 pointed at their face or a 357 magnum...are they going to treat it differently?
@Kevin-hn6wp
@Kevin-hn6wp Рік тому
​@@PeterSedesse They don't know the difference , and it's better to rip off a half a dozen 22 longs into somebodies chest than to try to hit their face with a 357 .
@heidi7151
@heidi7151 Рік тому
​@@PeterSedesse The enemy can take cover behind a wall, and you can't - unless they're dumb enough to burglarize a home with a .22 pistol. Not saying you need .357 (that's an enormous jump) but I would recommend at least 9 mm. Or get a shotgun with birdshot ammo and call it a night.
@WreckNRepeat
@WreckNRepeat 8 років тому
A .22 would probably be a good option in a home invasion, but there's nothing wrong with something like a .38. What you don't wanna do, Elijah, is put on that invisibility ring. Sure, the crazy guy with the sickle won't see you, but Sauron will, and he's way more dangerous than any deranged wheat farmer.
@HYLOBRO
@HYLOBRO 8 років тому
Not much traffic on this video lately, but I appreciate your joke.
@_Singularity_
@_Singularity_ 8 років тому
+Dillon Jenings It sure does suck to think of a great comment to write on an old video
@HYLOBRO
@HYLOBRO 8 років тому
+Singularity agreed, my best humor always seems to be on obscure videos(not that Conan is all that obscure lol), either that or I'm just not that funny haha
@Mikesullin
@Mikesullin 8 років тому
A 22 is a bad choice for home invasion. Yes it can still kill someone but even a 9 mm is infinitely better to put someone down
@OMGtheykilledKenny42
@OMGtheykilledKenny42 7 років тому
Or if you're that worried about home invasion, and want to save your and your family's ears, and don't want to disturb the neighborhood, a suppressor for a pistol could help. At least in the states with looser gun laws.
@onraj9mm
@onraj9mm 7 років тому
"WITH A SICKLE!"
@tenhirankei
@tenhirankei 7 років тому
Popsicle? What flavor?
@OMGtheykilledKenny42
@OMGtheykilledKenny42 7 років тому
PopSickle
@Shorty15c4007
@Shorty15c4007 6 років тому
I'm sickle Rick!
@scottleft3672
@scottleft3672 5 років тому
or a bitchpik.
@istjmoneymaker
@istjmoneymaker 5 років тому
If I ever go crazy and break into someone's house I'm going to make sure that's my weapon of choice, lol.
@Joshua-lv7to
@Joshua-lv7to 4 роки тому
It's the 80's Burning a car for insurance money A guy running around a bed wielding a sickle Fear of motels The recipe for a great story
@donaldsterling1631
@donaldsterling1631 4 роки тому
No Country For Old Men
@V4Now
@V4Now 2 роки тому
Scarface?
@yowatchie
@yowatchie 2 роки тому
Sounds like a Coen Brothers film.
@NostalgiaMan
@NostalgiaMan 3 роки тому
Ok so these two need to be in a film together.
@javadnarimani4566
@javadnarimani4566 3 роки тому
lol exactly
@thegreatnessoftheraiders4948
@thegreatnessoftheraiders4948 3 роки тому
“ I totally relate to that.”
@BigstickNick
@BigstickNick 3 роки тому
Called "the Sickle"
@henriqueyoh
@henriqueyoh 3 роки тому
goddamn you're everywhere on youtube
@adithyanvinod8342
@adithyanvinod8342 3 роки тому
STFU to all others like him check his DISCUSSION TAB session HE IS A FKING BASTARD IN A CULT
@naterk9460
@naterk9460 6 років тому
"A sickle? Is he harvesting wheat? What is he doing?" "Well it was the '80s."
@Weegee766
@Weegee766 4 роки тому
Nater K A valid excuse. That’s my excuse for my big ass hair and fishnets I was wearing at the time.
@jagoff42069
@jagoff42069 4 роки тому
No, he is harvesting meat.
@thegreatnessoftheraiders4948
@thegreatnessoftheraiders4948 3 роки тому
Jerry curl...
@arnoldrivas4590
@arnoldrivas4590 2 роки тому
"You've been to Mr. Maggot's crops!"
@Hassony523
@Hassony523 2 роки тому
I thought he said weed
@SpagmanAus
@SpagmanAus 7 років тому
dude with the sickle was a reapist
@imakemisteaks
@imakemisteaks 7 років тому
horeable reapist
@nadirbaitsaleem7270
@nadirbaitsaleem7270 5 років тому
What a pun 😂
@JoeLewis14
@JoeLewis14 5 років тому
Put "Milk steak", she'll know what it is.
@speci8745
@speci8745 5 років тому
*Scythe.
@ksfishchannel
@ksfishchannel 5 років тому
LMAO
@matthewcrisler4431
@matthewcrisler4431 3 роки тому
I love that Elijah Wood appreciates Bill as much as we do.
@syd5380
@syd5380 3 роки тому
honestly “I was doing some landscaping for this guy” is all the explanation you need. I’m a landscaper and I have seen people (coworkers) shoot at a bunch of squash randomly in the middle of the day
@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 3 роки тому
Fair Enough! 😶😶😬
@elizabetholiviaclark
@elizabetholiviaclark 3 роки тому
It's squash, Sydney. It deserves to be shot at.
@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 3 роки тому
@@elizabetholiviaclark ಠ_ಠ😅
@TheDennys21
@TheDennys21 2 роки тому
@@elizabetholiviaclark were you molested by squash? 🤣🤣🤣
@kashghost5846
@kashghost5846 4 роки тому
"It was the 80s"... code for "we were doing coke" XD
@scampoli25
@scampoli25 4 роки тому
Or shooting a gun on a lunch break wasn't a crazy thing to do at the time
@WVUer21
@WVUer21 4 роки тому
It's the 80s... do a lot of coke, and vote for Ronald Reagan.
@kashghost5846
@kashghost5846 3 роки тому
@@WVUer21 the small little detail left out in every "The Goldbergs" episode ahah
@Ogrematic
@Ogrematic 3 роки тому
"It was the '80s" = No Cell Phone Cameras.
@Ergoperidot
@Ergoperidot 3 роки тому
scampoli25 it still isn’t. Come to rural New Hampshire.
@ChaseFace
@ChaseFace 9 років тому
Bill Burr is my hero. He talks about everything we're too uncomfortable to address and makes us both laugh and think about it. But he's still such a nice, compassionate guy behind that tough guy demeanor.
@67cuda38
@67cuda38 6 років тому
Ahhh, like my dad before me, I'm UN-PC !!!
@nicosmind3
@nicosmind3 6 років тому
Not sure if I'd call it a tough guy demeanor but I get you
@chasesmith6743
@chasesmith6743 6 років тому
You... have my nickname... I thought I was the only one. Lol :)
@LPJMagicmusic
@LPJMagicmusic 6 років тому
Judas Iscariot according to Louie Ck yes
@reallivebluescat
@reallivebluescat 6 років тому
Judas Iscariot he blocked the door thou
@TuroG23
@TuroG23 Рік тому
I almost died from alcohol and for years I struggled with depression there was times I felt numb and I knew if I listened to my bull burr videos actually bought me 48 hours of calm and happiness
@waynenelson8725
@waynenelson8725 4 роки тому
Bill Burr's thought process is just pure comedy, he doesnt even have to try, he just says his thoughts and its hilarious, everytime.
@mikecappadocia5959
@mikecappadocia5959 8 років тому
conan makes bill look like a dwarf and bill makes Elijah look like a hobbit.
@JetStreamChad18
@JetStreamChad18 8 років тому
there's the Lord of the rings reference
@FuldkornsBaronen
@FuldkornsBaronen 8 років тому
Yeah, it's Frodo and Billburr Baggins.
@69adrummer
@69adrummer 8 років тому
+Mike Cappadocia And old Andy is Samwise!
@matthansen758
@matthansen758 7 років тому
And Elijah makes Andy look like Sam
@lucidstargirl
@lucidstargirl 7 років тому
all that's missing is kevin hart and it would look like cell phone signal bars.
@Apropoetic
@Apropoetic 10 років тому
I wish more guests would stay like Elijah did here, especially when a comedian comes on after them. It's great to see them crack up.
@egruter89
@egruter89 10 років тому
agreed
@MetalAsFork
@MetalAsFork 9 років тому
forlornspawn817 No doubt! When did that format die? All of a sudden the first guest is in too big a hurry to catch the Red-Eye?
@AKABoondock19
@AKABoondock19 9 років тому
thats why i got turned on to the UKs graham norton show. you should check it out. start with the one with steve carell and kristen wiig. its epic.
@Apropoetic
@Apropoetic 9 років тому
AKABoondock19 I've watched it on a few occasions. It's pretty good depending on the guests. If the guests don't interact well together it just becomes awkward. But to be honest, I find Graham a bit irritating most times.
@AKABoondock19
@AKABoondock19 9 років тому
forlornspawn817 i think hes hilarious but to each his own
@reefchiefer
@reefchiefer 3 роки тому
I want the fixed wide angle of this so I can see Elijah's and Andy's reactions to every word bill says
@smilinacha
@smilinacha 3 роки тому
I also love the fact that Bill was cool to Elijah. I’m a huge fan of both of these guys.
@campar1043
@campar1043 8 років тому
How do some men sit like elijah wood? I tried and almost burst a testicle
@basedjebkush2760
@basedjebkush2760 8 років тому
He is very gifted man.
@campar1043
@campar1043 8 років тому
President Jeb Bush lol
@MegaSilverBlood
@MegaSilverBlood 8 років тому
+Cam Par I know right?, just look at how Andy and Bill are sitting, thats more like it.
@1DX2020
@1DX2020 8 років тому
+Cam Par he has small testicles?
@johndoe9596
@johndoe9596 8 років тому
+1DX2020 Ovaries, I presume 'Cause he's a fuckin' QUEEAH
@mynewnewaccount5809
@mynewnewaccount5809 9 років тому
"....this guy's coming around your bed with a sickle." I completely lost it X'D
@callmeishmael4659
@callmeishmael4659 5 років тому
wth is a sickle? I'm sitting here thinking about a guy coming around with a wizarding coin in his hand...
@brmo5266
@brmo5266 5 років тому
Lmao me too
@mynewnewaccount5809
@mynewnewaccount5809 5 років тому
@Roses I wasn't completely sure back when I commented this actually. So I just googled it and it's one of those farming tools that is shaped like a semicircle at the top and it has like three sharp prongs.
@Fermion.
@Fermion. 5 років тому
Roses A sickle and scythe are the same thing, except a sickle is for one hand and a scythe is for two. A sickle is across the hammer on the Soviet flag.
@ApexOfEvolution
@ApexOfEvolution 5 років тому
This it the craft of a true comedian. He's thought about the sentence structure and the funniest thing to put in the murderer's hand while also being threatening is a sickle. A true professional at work here.
@DavidJohnson-mv2cy
@DavidJohnson-mv2cy 3 роки тому
"So you wanna go with the 22 caliber" I legitimately spit out my drink just now. Classic Bill Burr
@LukasMoon91
@LukasMoon91 4 місяці тому
I love how Burr described the Killer like he was straight out a 80s Horror Slasher movie.
@MrBibbityBop
@MrBibbityBop 8 років тому
2:45 DAT SYNCHRONIZATION
@igotashake
@igotashake 8 років тому
I have searched for this comment
@MrBibbityBop
@MrBibbityBop 7 років тому
steamy
@MrBibbityBop
@MrBibbityBop 7 років тому
Marshall Lee I just done did it, that's all lmao
@SamFarley098
@SamFarley098 6 років тому
Gingers operate on the same wavelength
@HAL-dm1eh
@HAL-dm1eh 6 років тому
No joke put two gingers in a room that's what you get!
@cellissmo9393
@cellissmo9393 4 роки тому
Bill Burr's grandchildren : Grandpa, tell us a story *Bill Burr : So, it was the 80's...* Bill Burr's grandchildren : Nevermind we're going to bed
@Shiirow
@Shiirow 2 роки тому
Bill Burr : All according to plan. **turns on Jeopardy**
@user-fj4po1lt1i
@user-fj4po1lt1i 2 роки тому
Opposite
@TheVoxbox13
@TheVoxbox13 Рік тому
Yeah - Actually if Bill starts a story with "So, it was the 80s..." I for one am definitely sticking around to hear it.
@a.m11558
@a.m11558 Рік тому
Bill had kids in his 50s, he's not gonna live to see his grandkids lol
@losingneverland2891
@losingneverland2891 4 роки тому
That little giggle is priceless 😂 0:57
@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy
@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy 3 роки тому
We need a “Home Alone” style movie with Bill Burr. The premise: Bill’s wife leaves with the kids to go stay with her mother. The burglars don’t know Bill is home cause they’ve never actually seen him leave the house. The whole movie is Bill trying to call his wife but she doesn’t believe him, so he is on his own to fend off the burglars.
@nimmha6708
@nimmha6708 2 роки тому
"she doesn't believe him" hahahah
@TheDennys21
@TheDennys21 2 роки тому
Interesting idea but it doesn't work, he could just call the cops or just scream and the neighbours would come to help...
@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy
@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy 2 роки тому
@@TheDennys21 The neighbors have heard him screaming before, they don't think anything of it.
@sercastamere9853
@sercastamere9853 7 років тому
This displays perfectly what Bill was detailing in his special. In the North East when he talks about the guy he did landscaping for coming out with a .38 to go shoot a burned-out car, everyone laughs hysterically at it-- in the South, everyone just stares back at him like "yeah, so, what's the rest of the story?".
@swish007
@swish007 7 років тому
yeah i'm from nc and it just reminds me how some of the things that are normal here are considered pretty damn crazy in other places lol
@jameson32
@jameson32 7 років тому
I'm from Maine and I've discovered some of our local phrases are wicked weird.
@TheTaterTotP80
@TheTaterTotP80 7 років тому
Such as?
@swish007
@swish007 7 років тому
like "ayuh!" lol (not from maine but i've heard it said by main-ers)
@jameson32
@jameson32 7 років тому
TheTaterTotP80 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_accent
@TimothyRyanFisher
@TimothyRyanFisher 8 років тому
I love Bill Burr, I told my wife about him and she and my son were busting a gut watching him on Netflix tonight when I got home from work. Thank You Bill for existing, your our generations George Carlin RIP.
@lostinbrisbane
@lostinbrisbane 8 років тому
+Timothy Ryan Fisher No arguments here.
@Blastedyerface
@Blastedyerface 2 роки тому
"And you're just not ready to have a fight to the death." LMFAO. I am now mentally prepared to always fight to the death, thank you Bill Burr!
@AngelQuiroz
@AngelQuiroz 4 роки тому
I love how connan just pretends to be appalled by Bill and just creates the best comedy dynamic
@anepicjourney
@anepicjourney 7 років тому
I watched this video more than 10 times only today. My stomach hurts of laughing in that sickle part. Bill Burr is a legend.
@jaredf6407
@jaredf6407 7 років тому
Watch Bill Burr "I'm sorry you feel that way" it's on Netflix.
@VirtuallyEothingas
@VirtuallyEothingas 7 років тому
I was eating cottage cheese when that joke was made, cottage cheese may or may not have been sprayed everywhere...
@ChuckKeough
@ChuckKeough 6 років тому
You put pepper on your cottage cheese?
@EmCeeDrue
@EmCeeDrue 5 років тому
@@ChuckKeough bruh, I put Cavender's greek seasoning on mine... Hell, most my fam put that on there with some applesauce (!), no less.
@FrancoDFernando
@FrancoDFernando 8 років тому
I watched this after watching Bill's Netflix special, I'm Sorry You Feel That Way During the same gun bit, he stops and mentions that people are usually laughing by this time, but since he was in the South, people just sat there staring at him...probably one of the funniest lines I've ever heard. I was wondering if it was off the cuff, or planned After watching this, I noticed that the crowd was already cracking up when he explained that he was doing landscaping for some guy, probably because it sounds ridiculous That made the bit in the special even more funny to me because it was really off the cuff, and totally true!
@tpowell453
@tpowell453 7 років тому
Unfortunately, in the south - people shoot stuff whenever the hell they get the urge. Street signs, garbage cans, mail boxes. I live right off a busy street and not a weekend night goes by without a few caps going off within a block or so. Texas. It's overrated. lol
@aisthpaoitht
@aisthpaoitht 7 років тому
Unfortunately? Shooting is fun as heck.
@aritron9488
@aritron9488 7 років тому
one of the reasons why i have at least 3 of his specials in rotation. each album has a special spontaneous moment, it seriously does! whether its a heckler or the story you said above, it always lines up for ol' billy red-face
@Julie-jq1sy
@Julie-jq1sy 7 років тому
Shooting is fun. I see it as a sport still, a focus for men. I was talking to some friends about shooting, and now days it just sucks in a city. You have to travel somewhere just to get to a gun range, it's cool to have them, but freedoms do get lost in a city for men whom like guns. In the mountains you can do it.
@ragnar97
@ragnar97 7 років тому
It is fun but gotta be careful. Not long ago someone "got shot at" while showering. Turned out it was just some people shooting at cans but one or two of the bullets made it to the other guy's house. That's why you can't shoot in a populated area, because people are morons. It's not that freedom is lost, it's just that your freedom ends where the freedom of another begins. You are free to shot your gun but I'm free to take a shower without the fear of some moron shooting through my window.
@NickyWaters
@NickyWaters 2 роки тому
No one: No on ever: Bill Burr's Home Invader: *"I'm gonna bring a sickle"*
@zoltanfreedman7485
@zoltanfreedman7485 3 роки тому
Elijah: “I don’t have any weapons in my house” Also Elijah: *has at least one Sting that he can stab intruders with*
@32chase23
@32chase23 10 років тому
Bill Bur Baggins
@R41D3RNAT10N
@R41D3RNAT10N 6 років тому
chewie caramel tremendous
@xxxScrewFlandersxxx
@xxxScrewFlandersxxx 9 років тому
Their reaction to the sickle was priceless
@Baba_Yaga_123
@Baba_Yaga_123 3 роки тому
I think Bill Burr is hands down my favorite comedian 😂
@earthangel8730
@earthangel8730 4 роки тому
I could watch Bill and Conan for hours on end! They are great together. Bill is my #1 favorite comedian. He speaks the TRUTH!
@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053
@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053 7 років тому
tell me if I'm crazy. But I really like it when the first guest hangs out for the second guest on those talk shows and then the two celebrities interact with each other. I guess it makes me feel like they're they're regular people when they just talk to each other. The best example of this was the Conan O'Brien episode where it was Tom Selleck, The Big Show, and Sue Johanson the old lady sex expert and they were all on at the same time and it was very funny.
@Joker-yw9hl
@Joker-yw9hl 7 років тому
Stuart Otis you'd like the graham Norton show then when they have American celebrities on
@SamFarley098
@SamFarley098 7 років тому
Stuart Otis watch the late late show
@scofield1154
@scofield1154 5 років тому
@Human Resources He is not the funniest comedian but he's very... how do I say this.. engaging, he always knows what to say, what to ask etc. and he always has a good comeback joke. His show is the best because he basically brings 3-4 celebrities and asks them questions, its just brilliant, it lets celebrities be the funny ones instead of the comedian interviewing them, and most celebrities are naturally funny.
@NewMexicoJoe505
@NewMexicoJoe505 10 років тому
Elijah Wood goin' ham on them jokes with his high pitched ass giggle.
@Njderig
@Njderig 10 років тому
goin' ham? What does that mean?
@saramarie516
@saramarie516 2 роки тому
Posted 8yrs ago, found today. Brilliant! We all need more Bill Burr in our lives!
@VizionaryInSight
@VizionaryInSight 3 роки тому
When you realize Bill Burr was an awkward sense of humor away from being the Joker IRL
@isaiahayers1550
@isaiahayers1550 2 роки тому
What happens when you realize? I think you forgot to finish that comment.
@NP-zl7dz
@NP-zl7dz 9 років тому
I lost my shit when he said sickle.
@interdimensional3563
@interdimensional3563 6 років тому
Nikesh Patel you shat your pants? ah man, sorry to hear that. Hope you cleaned that up by now.
@beenz07
@beenz07 9 років тому
This video almost made me cry hes so funny.
@andrewfender2896
@andrewfender2896 9 років тому
Yevgenii Kisarauskas Often true but not always, there are some exceptions. I personally find Will Ferrel incredibly funny in these sorts of situations.
@Morrissey2k
@Morrissey2k 9 років тому
Yevgenii Kisarauskas Sandler is a stand-up, but i understand what you mean
@JohnSpawn1
@JohnSpawn1 9 років тому
Yevgenii Kisarauskas Have you ever seen any interviews with Will Ferrell or some of his speeches at award shows (particularly his hilarious speech after winning the Mark Twain Comedy prize)? Will's a very funny guy and also very good at impersonations and generallly improvising (many of his films are largely improvised). And Sandler's a standup comedian as well (even though I don't find him funny). I really can't think of any talented film comedians who wouldn't be able to be funny in interviews as well (Mel Brooks, Peter Sellers, Robin Williams etc. all proved they can be funny anywhere at any time, Williams of course was a standup, I know).
@MrFANcom
@MrFANcom 9 років тому
This video made me cry three times, and this only happens when I watch bill burr. Only.
@ftghb
@ftghb 9 років тому
Tom Waits i have never once laughed at will ferrell. i might've cracked a smile, but he is not that funny to me.
@joshuacmeyer
@joshuacmeyer 2 роки тому
Really glossed over the line of “we went to the car that was burned for insurance” 😂
@danokitemanotoo1791
@danokitemanotoo1791 3 роки тому
You Sure As Hell Can Say, "It Was the 80's", To Explain Anything We Did Back Then & It's Legit.
@rixille
@rixille 6 років тому
Elijah Wood has PTSD from the Black riders sneaking up on him at night.
@ArthurKnight1899
@ArthurKnight1899 4 роки тому
Exactly lol!! 😂😂 Or from carrying the ring and that golems face
@kennytee6882
@kennytee6882 8 років тому
Just got to this recommended video after watching that 'Sarah Silverman is Hitler' skit...Jeez, what a breath of fresh comedic air.
@AlejandroKearne
@AlejandroKearne 6 років тому
AngelofDeath3000 who is?
@boulshyte8932
@boulshyte8932 6 років тому
ur an idiot for clicking on her vids
@prow6
@prow6 6 років тому
Football Awsomeee I highly doubt that Sarah Silverman did a 180 degrees and went from bad to good in just 1 Netflix special
@Flipindabird23
@Flipindabird23 5 років тому
Yet she makes more money then anyone in this comment section. Obviously somebody likes her.
@Flipindabird23
@Flipindabird23 5 років тому
CypressCinemaClub at least she had something to sell. You worthless sack of garbage
@olliviermae1644
@olliviermae1644 3 роки тому
Elijah giggling is everything.
@amcsdmi
@amcsdmi 3 роки тому
Andy's "there was some sod that needed killing" was under rated imo
@Mastikator
@Mastikator 9 років тому
I live alone and I know exactly what he's talking about "You're what's for dinner".
@Hassony523
@Hassony523 6 років тому
Mastikator no you don't nobody eats you/likes you.
@scottleft3672
@scottleft3672 5 років тому
Stop eating....get fit....learn to fight....be civil, stay away from dropkicks....sleep like a baby.
@drunkenrampage1588
@drunkenrampage1588 9 років тому
1:55 "and you're shooting the wrong way" LMAO. I never noticed he said that.
@ZeldaboyOG
@ZeldaboyOG 2 роки тому
I love that secretly Elijah is super into this, because of his huge affinity for horror.
@ZealStarMedia
@ZealStarMedia 3 роки тому
“This guys coming around your bed with a sickle!”
@aang7505
@aang7505 5 років тому
He was NOT about to say “little gun” at min 0:44 😂
@ConstanceSorrow
@ConstanceSorrow 7 років тому
Hearing Elijah's chuckles in the back makes me happy!
@Gaia_Gaistar
@Gaia_Gaistar 7 років тому
He's adorbs.
@Menibor1
@Menibor1 7 років тому
The sound of defenseless kids trapped in my basement makes me happy!
@equipo1illu176
@equipo1illu176 10 днів тому
i love how bill just take control of the conversation with such ease.
@matthewsawczyn6592
@matthewsawczyn6592 3 роки тому
1:41 it's throwaway details like this that make his stories so wonderful 😂
@danielsingleton3576
@danielsingleton3576 10 років тому
I always imagine a dude with a hatchet, a chainsaw, and Freddy's glove breaking in. That's why I have a cursed dagger and the skeletal remains of local dead serial killers in case I need to deal with supernatural mass murderers.
@DaddyTre65
@DaddyTre65 8 років тому
"This guy is coming around your bed with a sickle!" (1:53) I was crying laughing! xD
@ashutoshbhadoria9948
@ashutoshbhadoria9948 3 роки тому
Bill burr takes the game of "sitting back" to whole new level.
@RyanSmith-wo2pi
@RyanSmith-wo2pi 3 роки тому
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@nelsonvanvickle8862
@nelsonvanvickle8862 3 роки тому
Conan: “Let’s be honest I’m never ready for a fight to the death”..😂😂😂😂
@Nick-kg4hq
@Nick-kg4hq 7 років тому
one on one me sickles only
@pgame20
@pgame20 7 років тому
I need more invincibility frames
@jargon850
@jargon850 6 років тому
derk sools?
@myman8336
@myman8336 5 років тому
Doug Dimadome you cow griefer, get outta here.. I used to respect you..
@ghostface4250
@ghostface4250 4 роки тому
Meet me on rust
@jordywilliams
@jordywilliams 8 років тому
laying there in me undies
@youssefrochdi1994
@youssefrochdi1994 8 років тому
+Lane Williams It could have been a shameless plug.
@stazi7532
@stazi7532 8 років тому
no more sweaty balls
@Stbuster31
@Stbuster31 8 років тому
Maybe next to a LaYDY
@flukislucas
@flukislucas 8 років тому
+mr J P De boop boop boop Me undies Me undies
@yummdiddy
@yummdiddy 8 років тому
no more sweaty clam bedooobadooby
@alona270
@alona270 2 роки тому
2:07 “when you get old…” Elijah the vampire: 👁👄👁
@RobertMichael
@RobertMichael 2 роки тому
Elijah wood is perfect here, his reactions are so funny 😂😂
@shawn576
@shawn576 10 років тому
A car was on fire so we started shooting it. Brilliant.
@sudhara4073
@sudhara4073 4 роки тому
I'm running out of Bill Burr videos to watch.
@musichead1
@musichead1 3 роки тому
Look up bill burr and Joe DeRosa uninformed
@normie2716
@normie2716 3 роки тому
Give Norm a run. You won't be sorry.
@UndeadScourge
@UndeadScourge 3 роки тому
They just uploaded more!!!
@raukoring
@raukoring 2 роки тому
@@musichead1 those are audios
@jeffreyduus5440
@jeffreyduus5440 11 днів тому
I loved how he threw in the Sports Center theme song when talking about the motel break-in. Truly a quick witted genius!
@newt5792
@newt5792 9 років тому
Elijah Wood's laugh is my favorite thing in the world.
@alienc
@alienc 9 років тому
Bill Burr is mine.
@TripleX205
@TripleX205 9 років тому
Just try and forget all the good times... Potato ?
@checkmarkdatter1785
@checkmarkdatter1785 8 років тому
Elijahwoodfangirl 13 Considering your name im sure you've seen the prank that Dom Monaghan played on him. His amazing laugh is on full display
@newt5792
@newt5792 8 років тому
Revolio Clockberg Jr it was pretty great
@raffinojonathans3132
@raffinojonathans3132 7 років тому
that sickle part was so unexpected
@shawnkay5462
@shawnkay5462 5 років тому
Raffino Jonathans thats burr lol
@lorbrum
@lorbrum 3 роки тому
In a world without guns, people defend their houses by setting up multiple elaborate traps to delay the intruders entry and then wait until their parents come home.
@fajaradi1223
@fajaradi1223 3 роки тому
Too bad, it's summer.
@RearAdmiralTootToot
@RearAdmiralTootToot 3 роки тому
traps that often aim for the intruder's groin
@jesselejarzar5114
@jesselejarzar5114 3 роки тому
Ala home alone?
@levifriedmann7439
@levifriedmann7439 3 роки тому
Home Alone or SAW?
@rwaitt14153
@rwaitt14153 3 роки тому
'Nam. Charlie taught them something about punji pits. Guarantee Marv isn't going going to be robbing houses with that leg again. Have to change their name to the "spatula foot bandits".
@leoalcaraz6153
@leoalcaraz6153 3 роки тому
Love bills crazy ramblings he just keeps adding the most bazar details
@wipeout2098
@wipeout2098 4 роки тому
The El Camino writers must have wanted to put in a little tribute to Bill's conversation about the .22. ;)
@IV_97
@IV_97 4 роки тому
Was just thinking that.
@HYLOBRO
@HYLOBRO 8 років тому
Elijah is a weird dude, but he's also pretty awesome. Perfect guy to play a hobbit by his size and the way his face looks.
@TheEnergizer94
@TheEnergizer94 2 роки тому
I'm noticing more and more as I get older that weird people are the most genuine and that makes me enjoy my own weirdness a lot more (as in it's my favourite part of myself now)
@nspinicelli
@nspinicelli 2 роки тому
He has such an ability to get his audience to hang on every word, and no words go to waste. It’s like he rambles but people are so into it.
@chessmentor63
@chessmentor63 2 роки тому
The thing I like most about Bill Burr is how obviously well read he is, to end it similarly to Poe's "A Predicament". He is truly ahead of all of us.
@vitocosta6301
@vitocosta6301 10 років тому
one of my favorite stand-up comics of all time XD
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