Bill Burr: Women Want To Ruin The NFL! | CONAN on TBS

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CONAN Highlight: Bill explains that ladies are so jealous of mens' simplistic, football-loving brains, they'll never be happy until the NFL is destroyed.
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Bill Burr: Women Want To Ruin The NFL! | CONAN on TBS
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@katox2358
@katox2358 5 років тому
Who else is binge watching Bill Burr
@lordkorner
@lordkorner 5 років тому
Oh that would be me.
@zrichards907
@zrichards907 5 років тому
I never stop binge watching bill burr
@gordon-davidfilbry9516
@gordon-davidfilbry9516 4 роки тому
Me
@tobyiy
@tobyiy 4 роки тому
is there another way to consume this brand of comedy ?
@Sugarsail1
@Sugarsail1 4 роки тому
MEEEE. I discovered Burr about 6 months ago (yeah I'm not hip and up to date) and realized that here was the replacement for Carlin and was suddenly relieved.
@hyperbolicraider4848
@hyperbolicraider4848 4 роки тому
*“Women are jealous of how simple men are. . .”* - Bill Burr
@noorishataef6477
@noorishataef6477 4 роки тому
Facts thou man
@B1G_Brother
@B1G_Brother 4 роки тому
facts
@chaseturknett
@chaseturknett 4 роки тому
Definitely facts
@suphathinscheidegger636
@suphathinscheidegger636 4 роки тому
women can never be happy enough because everything they had were given by men. you can truly be happy when you earn something that you work for.
@rajkholi4986
@rajkholi4986 4 роки тому
@@suphathinscheidegger636 yes absolutely, totally agree with you brother!
@iwatchkittenvids45
@iwatchkittenvids45 4 роки тому
This man needs to be protected at all costs
@umbertopalatin4929
@umbertopalatin4929 4 роки тому
He will end up like Epstein.
@royythaboi7163
@royythaboi7163 4 роки тому
umberto Palatin shut up idiot
@miamivlad
@miamivlad 4 роки тому
Amen!!!!
@katarishigusimokirochepona6611
@katarishigusimokirochepona6611 4 роки тому
Lol facts.
@stevepd1
@stevepd1 4 роки тому
He's a national treasure!
@thomascolburn4283
@thomascolburn4283 3 роки тому
Conan: “They got women’s basketball” Bill Burr: “THEY DONT EVEN LIKE IT!” 😂😂
@remhk6672
@remhk6672 2 роки тому
No testerone involved. Football is a woman's favorite sport.
@t-bo2734
@t-bo2734 2 роки тому
Nobody likes women's basketball. It's about as exciting as men wearing lingerie. Nobody truly think trans "women" are hot and nobody truly thinks women's basketball is exciting.
@newsreach
@newsreach 2 роки тому
I think he meant that they don't like football.
@ZweiPlayer
@ZweiPlayer 2 роки тому
I would have liked your comment but it's 666 so....
@t-bo2734
@t-bo2734 2 роки тому
@@ZweiPlayer It's at 671 now.
@exdown
@exdown 5 років тому
it's like chris rock once said If you have a smile on your face and she didin't put it there she gets suspicious !!!
@dermotosullivan3065
@dermotosullivan3065 4 роки тому
Lol
@noluthando6757
@noluthando6757 4 роки тому
Heheee
@Clayvalue
@Clayvalue 4 роки тому
That’s good my son
@joneh9483
@joneh9483 4 роки тому
Where is that stand up?
@jane-rn7sw
@jane-rn7sw 4 роки тому
You just put a huge smile on my face :D lol
@gsscotland
@gsscotland 5 років тому
It's quite rare when a comedian is funny but also 100% right at the same time.
@-__9767
@-__9767 5 років тому
Is there hope? no it’s not comedians are always speaking facts and telling jokes at the same time
@-__9767
@-__9767 4 роки тому
Peder Hansen in my home country?? Tf is that supposed to mean
@enisnizzy2396
@enisnizzy2396 4 роки тому
@@-__9767 yeah he's right.
@-__9767
@-__9767 4 роки тому
EniS Nizzy what are y’all talking about??
@TrafalgarDLawl
@TrafalgarDLawl 4 роки тому
@@-__9767 they are saying u are from a 3rd world country lol
@BangMaster96
@BangMaster96 4 роки тому
Q - What do we want? A - We don't know Q - When do we want it? A - Now! Basically every woman ever
@letvirtueshine9223
@letvirtueshine9223 4 роки тому
Sunny shah this comment!!!! Yes!!! Perfect!!!
@daddyrabbit835
@daddyrabbit835 4 роки тому
Spot on!
@crazygazz
@crazygazz 4 роки тому
Haha kaboomm
@yeetwchybaban
@yeetwchybaban 3 роки тому
Yes
@lilbaby_1
@lilbaby_1 3 роки тому
QAQA
@jph595
@jph595 4 роки тому
"We're just sitting there, having a good time without them, and it drives them nuts.". So damn true.
@mss627
@mss627 5 років тому
The guys were'nt clapping because they were sitting next to their girlfriends.
@kronk358
@kronk358 5 років тому
Good point. His audience is always a bit trepidatious with Burr. Its probably cause Conan brings out couples. Maybe a fair amount of henpecked dudes?
@frankirons9337
@frankirons9337 5 років тому
Notice how most of the people you can hear laughing are women.
@gregwx
@gregwx 5 років тому
@Destiny Island yeah exactly.
@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469
@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 5 років тому
@Destiny Island Back in your day it took them persistence to ruin your life. Now they own the mighty hashtag ;o)
@TheS0Lo1
@TheS0Lo1 4 роки тому
Spineless sissies
@CosmicApe94
@CosmicApe94 7 років тому
lmao that lizard analogy killed me
@stenaldinho
@stenaldinho 7 років тому
Member Berries i am crying here. it was funny enough anyway... but the look that Conan shoots his producer is priceless and sent me over the edge!
@Shorty15c4007
@Shorty15c4007 5 років тому
Oh look at this skinny bitch over here, she think shes cute! xD
@imlookinatya3830
@imlookinatya3830 5 років тому
Its a Chameleon he's talking
@JacquiPenar
@JacquiPenar 4 роки тому
Funny because it's accurate. 🤣
@Mistanyycguy
@Mistanyycguy 3 роки тому
"You can just sit there, be entertained and find true happiness and it just bug them so they gotta ruin it!" 😂😂
@DeltaDanner
@DeltaDanner 2 роки тому
I think the most admirable thing about Burr isn’t the fact he freely speaks his mind, it’s that he can roll with an unreceptive audience and make them laugh anyway. The audience didn’t think his girls night out joke was funny, but instead of getting upset and/or walking it back he just made a joke out of the situation, got a laugh, and then moved on.
@BrianBrayMedia
@BrianBrayMedia 2 роки тому
50% of the audience didn't find it funny. 50% did find it funny but were afraid to laugh because they wanted to get laid that night.
@christopherpeery7436
@christopherpeery7436 Рік тому
Yeah he doubles down when the audience doesnt laugh or takes offense. Dude has got balls
@Zebra_3
@Zebra_3 Рік тому
@@christopherpeery7436 I'm not offended, but I can pretend I am.
@johnoneill9902
@johnoneill9902 5 років тому
Lets be honest, we don't leave when women are having "girl's night" because we're considerate and polite. We leave because we don't want to be there!
@infectedjinjer
@infectedjinjer 5 років тому
@jshepard152
@jshepard152 5 років тому
That too
@sauercrowder
@sauercrowder 5 років тому
Yeah it's less leaving and more frantic sprinting in the opposite direction
@jasondyrkacz8270
@jasondyrkacz8270 5 років тому
We know it's not going to be fun for us. We're also not going to ruin other people's fun.
@vylestyle2749
@vylestyle2749 5 років тому
Dude be cool! Don't be that guy
@TheAnomaly330
@TheAnomaly330 8 років тому
He's ABSOLUTELY correct about how men can do simple things and be completely happy
@velnoonlev2610
@velnoonlev2610 8 років тому
darkbeat101 It's scary to think someone can't be happy with simple things ...
@angeldudefilmz
@angeldudefilmz 8 років тому
Man, I can sit and watch sports with just water and a pizza all-day. And just be happy, by myself lol.
@TopFlightSecurity415
@TopFlightSecurity415 8 років тому
+darkbeat101 yup this one women said to me " your jus a simple man with a simple mind" like its bad thing lmao... deep down they wish they could be that simple but they cant because of their emotions
@supastar25
@supastar25 8 років тому
+darkbeat101 Exactly! I'm totally in my element and at peace just getting up, working out and then chill the rest of the day watching sport with some beer in the fridge. Day made. No complicated nonsense or 'emotions' or moods.
@TopFlightSecurity415
@TopFlightSecurity415 8 років тому
supastar i swear i thank god every day that i was born a guy because women's emotions make their lives just seem miserable 24/7 for no reason
@argentamlf856
@argentamlf856 4 роки тому
As a woman all i can say is: HE IS ABSOLUTLY RIGHT... Greetings from Argentina.
@serbonkers4130
@serbonkers4130 2 роки тому
Ola argentine friend
@gleam6370
@gleam6370 2 роки тому
Pick me much?
@ravjayakodi2746
@ravjayakodi2746 2 роки тому
@@gleam6370 she has a different opinion to you so she's seeking validation? ironically , your the one bringing her down
@damn798
@damn798 2 роки тому
@@serbonkers4130 😂
@ihateartschool
@ihateartschool Рік тому
@@gleam6370 who hurt you?
@achanraikhan6173
@achanraikhan6173 2 роки тому
My girlfriend told me she couldn’t understand why her dad would leave when her mother’s friends visited! She isn’t really interested in Conan, mainly because she doesn’t know about this show that well. So I showed her this video as an explanation for her father’s behaviour. Now she understands, seen all the Bill Burr interviews and loves Conan 😄
@ElementDaEmcee
@ElementDaEmcee 9 років тому
Fucking love Bill Burr. This crowd is so sensitive just like the rest of this country.
@Chronochrome
@Chronochrome 9 років тому
Bad-Jet! This is what feminism has done to the U.S. Nobody's happy anymore, they're constantly unsatisfied and even touchier than ever.
@jonathanzargosky5100
@jonathanzargosky5100 9 років тому
Burke Boydell You sure its not because of the patriarchal consumer society and urbanization which has broken down large families? Blaming a set of ideas for the distress of society seems far fetched and ridiculous.
@leto1178
@leto1178 9 років тому
TheIslamicAtheist The family unit is patriarchal. And feminism smashes patriarchy, thus smashes family unit. What do you think 'patriarchy' is based on but a set of ideas. What do you think marriage is based on but a set of ideas.
@KaiserTrigger
@KaiserTrigger 9 років тому
Leto The patriarchy was never for men though. It's always been for women run by men who throw their riches at women to give them anything they want. And they squander it on ruining innocent men's lives by making them out to be these perpetrators of misogyny when the misogyny is bred from their paranoid imaginations.
@jonathanzargosky5100
@jonathanzargosky5100 9 років тому
Murakami Kaiser Misogyny only exist because men feel entitled to fuck and keep beautiful women. When they dont get what they want they start hating the women. Maybe if they werent so retarded and instead chose sincere women instead of beautiful ones then there wouldnt be misogyny. Well that cant really happen can it since men only see women for their meat not their soul.
@SparksDrinker
@SparksDrinker 5 років тому
"THEY DONT EVEN LIKE IT!!!" haha thats great
@2degucitas
@2degucitas 4 роки тому
They don't even like women's basketball!!
@allthesmallthings1041
@allthesmallthings1041 4 роки тому
So true
@imDioxitCF
@imDioxitCF 4 роки тому
420 likes, baby
@rc0ll18
@rc0ll18 3 роки тому
The WNBA is mediocre SJW performance art with a basketball game attached. I give it 6 months before players start boycotting entire quarters to show solidarity with some marginalised group.
@estrogen_intolerant
@estrogen_intolerant 3 роки тому
@@2degucitas I’m mean the ratings on women’s basketball are down the toilet.
@squeezyjibbz7407
@squeezyjibbz7407 2 роки тому
This is way too accurate, especially today with all the misandrists going around spouting "I hate seeing men happy"
@ctg5679
@ctg5679 2 роки тому
What’s sad is that they don’t care if women are being sexist but when a man does god forbid he even gets out of his own house without people threatening him
@edgeofreason2710
@edgeofreason2710 2 роки тому
"You know what makes women happy?? NOTHING!!!" Truer words never spoken.
@martaw5919
@martaw5919 8 років тому
I'm a female and 100% agree with Bill lol I don't get why the audience is so quiet - come on ladies...he is right. I'm from Europe so we got football (soccer) here and I truly don't get women who MUST go see the match with their men...I know these women and I know they find football boring! Give each other some space!!
@ichingls
@ichingls 5 років тому
I want to marry you too.
@CJ_7519
@CJ_7519 4 роки тому
Why can't there be MORE women like this in the world?!
@sonpanchan
@sonpanchan 3 роки тому
I love soccer but my boyfriend hates it and he will never go to a match with me, lol. It's fine we don't share all of our interests.
@craig7405
@craig7405 2 роки тому
im a guy and i dont like soccer. some people just have different interests
@grimaximus345
@grimaximus345 Рік тому
You're a gem.
@chromelalumel8855
@chromelalumel8855 4 роки тому
I remember the time when I was just sitting quietly and watching a game with my girl then she ask what I was thinking because I'm so quiet then a moment later she became mad because I'm not sharing my thoughts. I'm focusing at the goddamn game!!!
@signorpops8520
@signorpops8520 4 роки тому
Chromel Alumel bro u pick a good damn game over how your girl feels? You are crazy.
@GreatMan_from_East
@GreatMan_from_East 4 роки тому
😂
@BlGGESTBROTHER
@BlGGESTBROTHER 4 роки тому
@@signorpops8520 What's it like being a human doormat?
@steveliberty2427
@steveliberty2427 4 роки тому
@@signorpops8520 maybe it was a playoff game
@KingBowserVlog
@KingBowserVlog 4 роки тому
Dude, this is too accurate! Keep in mind my gal is awesome but they just can't help it!
@p1sc3s4
@p1sc3s4 3 роки тому
I have a simple male brain. I see Conan and Bill, I click
@harleyjameson1939
@harleyjameson1939 4 роки тому
I love men and their simple minds❤ Don't let anybody get you down!
@95TurboSol
@95TurboSol 8 років тому
Bill Burr video etiquette 1. click video 2. immediately click like 3. watch and enjoy the ab workout
@jamesonjunky
@jamesonjunky 6 років тому
4. Repeat
@ItsYaBoyyd
@ItsYaBoyyd 6 років тому
I literally just did this before reading the comment 😂 well done
@triggerhappy7206
@triggerhappy7206 6 років тому
Love your comment bruh
@bigol9223
@bigol9223 6 років тому
So you're saying we should first click the video?
@supastar25
@supastar25 7 років тому
"You know what makes women happy? Nothing!" - legendary quote because it's so true
@GG-lr3gv
@GG-lr3gv 7 років тому
supastar And then they come in and try and rob US of happiness because they can't be happy. We can all just sit around and watch football and Star Wars and be happy, they can't do that, they need other more complex stuff. I swear, without women in our lives men would get so much done.
@hectertryingtoget500subs8
@hectertryingtoget500subs8 7 років тому
Quincy Productions they are good for sex.
@Walking-MY-Path
@Walking-MY-Path 7 років тому
Hassanain Al Kaaby Precisely.
@jonnyhatter35
@jonnyhatter35 7 років тому
the don't get simple pleasures. Video games is another thing. They don't get how we can just site there and play a stupid game for hours and it never gets old for us. Another thing they don't get is true friendship. Women are never in friendship with each other, they're always in competition with each other. Men can get together and crack jokes on each other and it doesn't matter if you're ugly or good looking with guys.
@missayawk
@missayawk 6 років тому
supastar I know what makes women happy....a man that kisses their ass....until THAT makes them unhappy and then they complain about what a wimp he is.
@Elleape
@Elleape 4 роки тому
Bill: *watches a few hours of football every day* Me: "How the hell can someone watch so much of something and not be tired of it." Also me: *plays video games hours on end every day*
@jasondyrkacz8270
@jasondyrkacz8270 3 роки тому
Bill: There you go.
@STANQITO299
@STANQITO299 2 роки тому
You ain't watching, you're playing...
@WHITELIONNYC
@WHITELIONNYC 2 роки тому
@@STANQITO299 great point 👏🏻👍🏻
@fungling7982
@fungling7982 2 роки тому
@@STANQITO299 plenty of people watch videogames too tho
@jsgv7935
@jsgv7935 Рік тому
you have a problem bro
@lukasdobe5986
@lukasdobe5986 Рік тому
Three months into my marriage knee deep in the NFL season, this truly hits home
@burningkarma
@burningkarma Рік тому
If you don't have a child with them yet. Get out of there if it gets worse. Trust me.
@captainimij
@captainimij 8 років тому
nothing pisses a woman off more than a content man.
@supastar25
@supastar25 8 років тому
+captainimij true...if they're in one of their moods you 'cannot' be happy doing anything by yourself. How dare you enjoy yourself while I'm in one of my moods. It's ridiculous.
@chrisbrown2037
@chrisbrown2037 8 років тому
Nothing but the truth
@zeldagoblin
@zeldagoblin 8 років тому
Not true. My guy loves to tinker in his garage, and I wouldn't dream of invading, except to poke my arm through the personnel door to give him a coffee. Maybe you're thinking of people who are insecure and controlling. That's just one type of human.
@AnnoDomini1990
@AnnoDomini1990 8 років тому
Confucius say!
@rossdempsey726
@rossdempsey726 8 років тому
+zeldagoblin There are women like you who can function around a man, but you are rare.This statement is more than true. It's science.
@ftghb
@ftghb 8 років тому
I was that one chauvinistic jackass who was clapping :(
@carlosfuzz
@carlosfuzz 8 років тому
+ftghb god bless you
@RottsTube
@RottsTube 8 років тому
+ftghb I clapped too at home, I thought I was the only one who got what he said. Thank God I'm not alone.
@Unz360
@Unz360 8 років тому
right on brotha
@Daniel-dc5mr
@Daniel-dc5mr 8 років тому
Really
@joecollas9942
@joecollas9942 8 років тому
why you sad about that
@jeffssearchforknowledge9931
@jeffssearchforknowledge9931 3 роки тому
When he says why don’t you get together and make your own league which was actually serious when he said that some lady in the audience starts cracking up about that was extremely funny
@dominick951
@dominick951 4 роки тому
Dare I sound like a sexist. Women in general will go after anything that takes away male attention from them
@Seabee156
@Seabee156 4 роки тому
That’s not sexist. That’s a fact
@KhairaLynn
@KhairaLynn 3 роки тому
Im a woman, and i totally agree with that...i dont understand why i do those things, i seriously dont
@ahmadqureshi5366
@ahmadqureshi5366 3 роки тому
@@KhairaLynn it's like saying you are a bitch coz u re a scorpio, u have a problem correct it sis
@bekkfxst
@bekkfxst 3 роки тому
@@ahmadqureshi5366 bro I-I think you killed her...
@eminenception
@eminenception 3 роки тому
@@ahmadqureshi5366 .... uhhhh
@Badda_Bing
@Badda_Bing 5 років тому
As a man who has had several relationships with women, this is spot on. I know it's a massive generalization. But in my experience they hate the fact that you can have fun and enjoy your day without them being around. and they'll make you feel guilty about it too.
@5196.
@5196. 3 роки тому
Dude can we have a drink together,thats my actual relationship,this is a big Fact.
@AwesomeSauce7176
@AwesomeSauce7176 2 роки тому
That's my current relationship
@IndrayanNandi
@IndrayanNandi 2 роки тому
Lol...so true...
@ahmedalfatih7723
@ahmedalfatih7723 2 роки тому
Why are you bragging about that
@Romans219
@Romans219 2 роки тому
You are describing the tools of Satan
@trustingvirus6998
@trustingvirus6998 7 років тому
They started doing this with video games now.
@Jakecmuir
@Jakecmuir 7 років тому
trusting virus I don't get it. My favorite games. Uncharted. Is directed by a female.
@alexw5042
@alexw5042 7 років тому
only the third one is directed by a woman
@Walking-MY-Path
@Walking-MY-Path 7 років тому
Jake Muir The OP's statement still stands.
@Jakecmuir
@Jakecmuir 7 років тому
and I still don't understand the statement. What are women doing to video games?
@Walking-MY-Path
@Walking-MY-Path 7 років тому
Jake Muir Taking over the Gaming sphere just like they took over Football and all the sports and everything male dominated.
@zenmaestro6029
@zenmaestro6029 4 роки тому
I love how Bill Burr makes the simplest truths so funny. Brilliant!
@68SSCAM
@68SSCAM 4 роки тому
He was right, so many more women's sports leagues around since this aired, and many of them are appalling to watch!
@efisgpr
@efisgpr 4 роки тому
@Will M And faster, stronger and able to jump higher. Just way better physically.... after all, we are watching something physical. So, "better physically" = just better.
@randlepmcmurphy6117
@randlepmcmurphy6117 3 роки тому
Yup! Also atrocious standards. www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/
@boreduser12
@boreduser12 9 років тому
Seven complicated facts about Women: 1. They believe in saving. 2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes. 3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear. 4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully. 5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied. 6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them. 7. Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if complemented.
@Edward69Cotton
@Edward69Cotton 8 років тому
+boreduser12 man.. that's so true..
@MossadDid911
@MossadDid911 8 років тому
And then call the guy "creepy" for complementing. Unless he's rich of course.
@IceColdProfessional
@IceColdProfessional 8 років тому
+boreduser12 They're also afraid of everything.
@t3e4r5r6y7
@t3e4r5r6y7 8 років тому
+boreduser12 6 and seven ,yes that is so true .And if they want to be complimented ,they need to compliment us too,as the saying goes ,give and you will receive .
@jeffv2981
@jeffv2981 8 років тому
+boreduser12 100% fact and 100% screwed logic.
@mannenop3149
@mannenop3149 5 років тому
A real man teling it how it is.
@jokerm5035
@jokerm5035 5 років тому
Yeah bill Burr is awesome lol They are ruining gaming,movies,sports, politics anything that make us guys happy and we allow it because we want sex. They are taking away male spaces. Every where you go now you can't get away from their nagging and manipulation and then we are stupid enough to get married and then could only go to work to get away from them but now days you have to deal with them at work too. Us men need our space please for the love of God give us our space back.
@VanezArt
@VanezArt 4 роки тому
@@jokerm5035 right on brother
@picklerick1567
@picklerick1567 4 роки тому
Mannen OP 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴
@CJ_7519
@CJ_7519 4 роки тому
@@jokerm5035, thank God I DIDN'T get married after being cheated on!
@andrewlaxton50
@andrewlaxton50 4 роки тому
Joker M I don’t think your supposed to take him too seriously
@trufflez266
@trufflez266 2 роки тому
I can't stop replaying Conan 'words' from 1:36 lmao
@GrizzlyNightman
@GrizzlyNightman 3 роки тому
Conan is definitely the best talk show host on the air. Nothing is better than watching him listen to Bill Burr and struggle to keep it together
@McMurchie
@McMurchie 8 років тому
Tell it better next time?? He was spot the fuck on!
@LuisManuelLealDias
@LuisManuelLealDias 8 років тому
+Adam -亚当- He was making fun out of a previous bit he made with Conan about a coach saying how he would "get it right next time".
@lagroad
@lagroad 8 років тому
+Luis Dias he retells his jokes on talk shows
@skeelo2502
@skeelo2502 8 років тому
+Edgaras Jarašūnas But that's not what he's referring to, Luis Dias is right he was doing a callback to a previous joke he made.
@LuisManuelLealDias
@LuisManuelLealDias 8 років тому
Skee Lo yes, in the same show, but not in this video.
@tedof87
@tedof87 6 років тому
Luis Dias it was the NFL commissioner he was referring to. He gave Ray Rice a slap on the wrist (two game suspension?) when he knocked out his fiancé. After a lot of backlash he gave his "get it right" speech and banned Rice for the entire season.
@deadshot1995
@deadshot1995 9 років тому
Why is it than even a liberal comedian like Bill Burr can't joke about things like race and gender without a bunch of humourless internet feminists and their white knight lapdogs calling him a misogynist? He clearly made fun of men and women here, but how many guys do you see complaining about "misandric statements?" None, because we can take a joke.
@Goldberg-wz5fx
@Goldberg-wz5fx 9 років тому
Lol. Bill burr a liberal? He's an independent over anything.
@shanel3rannan
@shanel3rannan 9 років тому
John Garvias Ever hear of liberal independents?
@rishabhpb
@rishabhpb 9 років тому
Most of the world still has patriarchal societies. You don't know shit. It is perfectly justified for women to be offended at this nonsense, not least in a first world country.
@latindaygame5117
@latindaygame5117 9 років тому
so trueee.....well he said it...they are just jealous. ignore the feminists. they aren´t even worth the time you spend on the thought.
@cypresshill09able
@cypresshill09able 9 років тому
The Cricket Nerd White knight loser, the United States is not part of that "rest of the world" , in general the Western Hemisphere is in no way oppressive to women, these white women behaving as if they're more oppressed and face such hurdles are a complete embarrassment to true oppression. By the way matriarchal societies have never existed, legitimate anthropologists have even admitted that "matriarchal societies" are a logical fallacy comitted by Feminists who want to push their agendas.
@danseabreeze1404
@danseabreeze1404 4 роки тому
I've now seen many of Bill Burr's vidoes, he speaks the truth without the fear or desire for social acceptance or appropriateness, I LOVE IT!!!
@IronHide3910
@IronHide3910 4 роки тому
2020 and still binge watching Bill on Conan every few weeks.
@EAchank
@EAchank 9 років тому
I said everything Bill Burr said here in a bar and ppl hated me for it lol I totally agree with Bill Burr
@4tech404
@4tech404 8 років тому
EAchank work on delivery but to be fair, this particular bit it's really hard to explain as a joke and not cause outrage from feminists-era humans.
@boss180888
@boss180888 8 років тому
EAchank DUDE YOU DON'T JUST SAY IT...you think it ;)
@earshot1111
@earshot1111 8 років тому
+boss180888 Fuck that say what you want if people don't like it screw them, that is your freedom. Just like they can say screw you back see how freedom works everybody can hate everybody freely.
@missayawk
@missayawk 6 років тому
EAchank That's when you know you're speaking the truth...ppl who are afraid of reality....hate the truth...it hurts too much....thats why i love and listen to Bill Burr...I'm tired of BS and I know I'm gonna hear the truth EVERYTIME!
@spk1121
@spk1121 6 років тому
So, they were... unhappy? What a surprise!
@joeydoherty368
@joeydoherty368 5 років тому
Women demand you give them attention, and then when you give it to them, they lose interest because you're being to nice.
@Lunarr0ck
@Lunarr0ck 5 років тому
Someone recently got friendzoned
@americanstud1
@americanstud1 4 роки тому
Exactly
@emerald_kiwi4046
@emerald_kiwi4046 4 роки тому
Lmao yah said no one ever
@tristansama8213
@tristansama8213 4 роки тому
r/niceguys
@royjonesrampage6684
@royjonesrampage6684 4 роки тому
so whats the issue? the solution is in the question. just dont give her attention who cares what she says as long as she has interest
@Batman22222
@Batman22222 3 роки тому
It starts with one video.....and before you realise it ....days have passed watching Bill Burr on Conan & clips of Graham Norton show!! It's CRAZY!!
@notsure9019
@notsure9019 4 роки тому
where's the NFL testicular cancer month?
@anibaldk
@anibaldk 4 роки тому
@sightinsight True. A friend of mine survived it by chance and he went through hell and fire because there's no information about this for men
@rohanprince96
@rohanprince96 4 роки тому
@Liam O’Neil I agree men die more from. Cancer because of less research, but breast cancer is the most common and most occurring cancer in the human population. So, it is good to spread awareness about it, but I do hate that the authorities behave like it is the only cancer in the world people can die from.
@horsthacker6355
@horsthacker6355 4 роки тому
Not important....
@stephengreico2810
@stephengreico2810 4 роки тому
not sure because it doesn’t serve women
@theedgeinshow
@theedgeinshow 7 років тому
Bill Burr is no comedian...he is a prophet
@nenad-seguljev
@nenad-seguljev 5 років тому
first after george carlin
@cyrusprime7037
@cyrusprime7037 4 роки тому
theedgeinshow lol 😂
@AdmiralRamirez7
@AdmiralRamirez7 4 роки тому
I miss carlin and patrice.
@Walking-MY-Path
@Walking-MY-Path 7 років тому
Bill always somehow makes me laugh at his jokes man haha.
@104thMaverick
@104thMaverick 6 років тому
I think it's something to do with him being a comedian bro ;)
@andresmtz5299
@andresmtz5299 6 років тому
I know right, like he should be a comedian or something!
@adonthefather4697
@adonthefather4697 5 років тому
Jokes? He's telling the truth! LOL
@lou5368
@lou5368 5 років тому
oh haha so that's why they are called jokes, so we can laugh at it haha.. you're so smart hahaha... ahahaha... hahaha
@SparksDrinker
@SparksDrinker 5 років тому
he doesn't tell any jokes in this clip, he's just being naturally fuuny.
@levelhaha
@levelhaha 4 роки тому
watching this in 2019 and this fit so good on video games in the past few years.
@davy_K
@davy_K 4 роки тому
Burr is a genius. He has it all figured out. Everybody is afraid to be seen to agree with him.
@RHC-sz3fy
@RHC-sz3fy 9 років тому
Here's what happened: Bill is an excellent Comedian. He *began* by telling a joke, about half way through he and everyone else had an epiphany...*He was telling the truth*. That's what made people uncomfortable, the fact that he hit the nail a little *too* on the head.
@supastar25
@supastar25 9 років тому
Exactly...his comedy hits home because it's 100% true
@MrTaser99
@MrTaser99 9 років тому
YEP!!! and i loved every moment of it. LOL
@Walking-MY-Path
@Walking-MY-Path 7 років тому
"Next time I'm gonna get it right."
@Luaksz
@Luaksz 5 років тому
AGbaby235 you have two top comments one year apart from each other.
@punjabigundaa
@punjabigundaa 5 років тому
He needs to be on Conan too with Bill.
@Walking-MY-Path
@Walking-MY-Path 5 років тому
hahaha thanks man. I don't even know how I got this many thumbs up. Thanks you guys!!
@danielsalas7071
@danielsalas7071 5 років тому
AGbaby235 no top comment this year? Aight...
@Walking-MY-Path
@Walking-MY-Path 5 років тому
@@danielsalas7071 Sorry, took a break last year bud.
@Nonjola
@Nonjola 3 роки тому
I think he has a point. I worked with women and guys and the guys seemed really to be the happier people while women mostly complained about something or someone.
@WHITELIONNYC
@WHITELIONNYC 2 роки тому
You just described every job I've had. If it's legal for women to have and promote "all women" businesses....then we should also be allowed to have "all men" businesses without having to worry about EEOC complaints, allegations of discrimination and sexism, etc. When they do it then it's celebrated 🍾.
@KS-gi2so
@KS-gi2so 4 роки тому
That’s not holding 😂😂😂😂1:07
@jeremygreenidge5209
@jeremygreenidge5209 7 років тому
This man is one of the smartest people on Earth.
@jeremygreenidge5209
@jeremygreenidge5209 7 років тому
Alex Iz Madd Good point.
@maru_chon8591
@maru_chon8591 5 років тому
Pussi Gang I stg I love me some common sense man
@AyaanKhan-tb2ot
@AyaanKhan-tb2ot 5 років тому
True words
@cfvgd
@cfvgd 5 років тому
Smartest? For stating simple facts in a funny way... Damn people are so weak and afraid these days. :/
@DeAngelo77
@DeAngelo77 5 років тому
He’s not smart. Experienced, wise, and clever yes, but not smart.
@coreosandmilk8731
@coreosandmilk8731 7 років тому
Patrice would be proud lmao
@aBIGdeadHEAD
@aBIGdeadHEAD 7 років тому
Everytime i watch Bill i think the same thing, Patrice would be so proud, RIP Pat
@coreosandmilk8731
@coreosandmilk8731 7 років тому
Willdaberry Blue I could only imagine the insight he would have today
@HamboneyGamezYT
@HamboneyGamezYT 5 років тому
Yeah he would bro...
@ScipioWasHere
@ScipioWasHere 5 років тому
The Black Philip
@dest151
@dest151 4 роки тому
do women even watch women's basketball ?????? lol ....
@CertainOverlord
@CertainOverlord 4 роки тому
@Pat McCann thought that was only a school thing
@vulture3874
@vulture3874 3 роки тому
No. Not even the subs.
@Rob-hv5zq
@Rob-hv5zq 3 роки тому
No, because as much as women talk about wanting to be strong and equal to men, doesn't mean they want to see it.
@Matriarchy_Feminism
@Matriarchy_Feminism 3 роки тому
Because every woman player have two big basketballs. 😋
@k.i.i.3699
@k.i.i.3699 4 роки тому
Bill Burr is a cool guy. Conan genuinely respects him and its easy to see.
@Paulo_Dirac
@Paulo_Dirac 8 років тому
1:36 that Conan sentence is now my new ringphone !
@marwen4528
@marwen4528 8 років тому
+Laurent Chougrani Man you are a monster hahahahahaha
@HighIQuit
@HighIQuit 7 років тому
MARWEN LAHMER man I know you said this 6 months ago but want you to know that I fell down of my chair after clicking on that 1:36 I actually cried. I had a long day you made my day man. Thank you. 😂
@HomeLander3
@HomeLander3 6 років тому
dude hahahaahah
@sauercrowder
@sauercrowder 5 років тому
Yodeling
@mknight7209
@mknight7209 5 років тому
So true women don't want their own thing look at star wars
@gundorstoneskin5900
@gundorstoneskin5900 5 років тому
Star wars, ocean's, terminator, ghostbusters...
@noone8418
@noone8418 5 років тому
Start our own stuff? That sounds like work!
@noone8418
@noone8418 4 роки тому
Clench Chad Man ukposts.info/have/v-deo/g5OJin2AoGeek2w.html
@b.boldnasan9592
@b.boldnasan9592 4 роки тому
Don't forget van hellsing
@mitchsorrenstein1819
@mitchsorrenstein1819 4 роки тому
@Clench Chad Man when the head of lucasfilm wears a shirt that says the force is female I beg to differ they're pushing identity politics instead of writing good stories one of my favorite characters in Star Wars is Ahsoka Tano I feel like she's the standard of how to write a strong female character in Star Wars story
@Agent-mk1rh
@Agent-mk1rh 4 роки тому
We aren't simple, we're stoic and focused.
@markyuto6820
@markyuto6820 3 роки тому
That's why we're simple.
@vLinko777
@vLinko777 3 роки тому
We are pretty simple. We are a gender of people that like fishing and smoking a piece of meat for 14 hours while sitting there stoking the fire. Id say we are pretty simple
@bastithoughts457
@bastithoughts457 3 роки тому
im pretty sure you started with just 1 clip of these bill burr interviews and cant stop anymore 😂
@magicman9218
@magicman9218 5 років тому
Audience is all women laughing and men going "if I laugh at that it's back to the couch"
@fredwright987
@fredwright987 4 роки тому
Then back to the couch it is
@Bennysol
@Bennysol 4 роки тому
@eddiewinehosen no no, that's when they don't bang you. A man never sleeps on the couch. One adult telling another adult where to sleep? Like I'm supposed to grab a blanket like linus, so uh where should I sleep downstairs? Over here? Or more like over here? You cant tell me where to sleep, I'll sleep on your side of the bed if I want to. What are you gonna do? I'm bigger than you.
@904Anonymous
@904Anonymous 4 роки тому
Only beta males. My wife can never make me sleep on the couch and she knows it. I will sleep in my bed when I want. If she wants to sleep separate she can sleep on the couch her damn self. Too many men are pussies.
@michaelsshawn1604
@michaelsshawn1604 4 роки тому
@@904Anonymous amen brotha no chick sends me to the couch to sleep IN MY OWN HOUSE!!!!! 🤣
@KingBowserVlog
@KingBowserVlog 4 роки тому
God, it's sad that men are so afraid of their women
@SpacemanXC
@SpacemanXC 9 років тому
Billy Burr needs his own "Man Show." Have it be like his podcast, but on TV so he can afford to fix the rest of his house!
@Goldberg-wz5fx
@Goldberg-wz5fx 9 років тому
Bill burr fans get this
@PepeSi1via
@PepeSi1via 9 років тому
John Garvias ohhhhhhh Jeeeeeeesus
@Jaysims12
@Jaysims12 9 років тому
Something like the JRE.
@axlepacroz
@axlepacroz 9 років тому
Bill Burr show :D ouhhhh jeeeezus that would be so fucking awesome.
@thatladfromsheffield
@thatladfromsheffield 9 років тому
If only he did have his own podcast that he put out every Monday called the Monday Morning Podcast. If only.
@paladin1147
@paladin1147 4 роки тому
Conan is so intrigue d by Burr, it's so amazing to watch his facial and body expression whenever Bill talks.
@ghadrackpotato960
@ghadrackpotato960 4 роки тому
My first girlfriend tried to criticize me by saying "you'd be happy with a cup of water and a handful of dirt." My response infuriated her and now, 25 years later thanks to Bill Burr I understand why. I told her yeah, I got something to drink and with a little mud I could practice making little sculptures out of mud, so what, I can make it happen and be good with that if I needed to.
@rushfan-bc3xi
@rushfan-bc3xi 7 років тому
1:37 I didn't know Conan was bilingual.
@javierfernandez6030
@javierfernandez6030 6 років тому
rushfan2112 whaiwiaiweiweiwai hahaha
@CeruleanBlue61
@CeruleanBlue61 6 років тому
Hey
@simplyecksplicit
@simplyecksplicit 6 років тому
He didn’t pick up on the breast cancer thing at first but once burr brought it up got it and ran with it.
@JRaptor77
@JRaptor77 5 років тому
I actually died laughing at this comment..
@Bigboy-tp2vm
@Bigboy-tp2vm 5 років тому
I laughed my ass of at that.!!😆
@TheMpofu
@TheMpofu 9 років тому
Same thing is happening here in England with the Premier League, these women won't leave us alone! Not even for 90mins.
@supastar25
@supastar25 9 років тому
Kingsley Mpofu Not even for 90 minutes. They first sneaked into the presenting...then the touchline and slowly into the punditry as well...
@SWTLOTOR
@SWTLOTOR 8 років тому
+Bacon Life any professional male team would blow the womens national team out of the water..
@SWTLOTOR
@SWTLOTOR 8 років тому
***** like 3years ago the us womens national team went up against the us mens under 17 (im pretty sure, might have been U-20) and lost like 7-2 could you imagine them going up against a team like Barcelona or Real Madrid
@supastar25
@supastar25 8 років тому
+patrick82895 they even had the gall to put some laydeee player next to Messi on the cover
@nickgage1162
@nickgage1162 3 роки тому
So many gems in this, but my favorite is still "DUHEH THAT'S NOT HOLDING!!!"
@HiredAssassin5
@HiredAssassin5 2 місяці тому
Just saw a woman with a "Go Taylor's Boyfriend" Jersey, and first thought was this video lol.
@Vicvines
@Vicvines 8 років тому
There's a thing in psychology called compartmentalizing. Men are better at doing this than women. It's basically when you can move from one thing to another and not have them interacting with each other. So men can have a bad day at work, and then go home and enjoy football whereas women wouldn't be able to do that as well. Bill talks about the simple male brain and that's exactly what he's talking about.
@supastar25
@supastar25 8 років тому
+Vic Vinegar true...as soon as you're home and turn the game on and grab a beer/whatever you can sit there and just relax...but women (most) tend to stew over everything that happened during the day right through the evening
@Vicvines
@Vicvines 8 років тому
EccentricSage Of course women can compartmentalize. I'm saying men are better at doing it for the most part. Nothing in psychology is set in stone and what I'm saying isn't the end all be all of everything. I'm saying if you had 50 guys averaged out, and 50 women averaged out, then the average male brain would be better at this. Everything in gender studies is based on averages.
@jesussotelo4775
@jesussotelo4775 6 років тому
i agree 100
@davidjd123
@davidjd123 6 років тому
Patrick so basically woman have one big compartment that’s has all the evens of the day mashed together into one.
@davidjd123
@davidjd123 6 років тому
EccentricSage it’s trues it’s very broad but just like most men are physically stronger than most women there are one common things that are true in our psychology as well.
@ducheswannabe
@ducheswannabe 8 років тому
LOL Man! he must've had helluva fight with his wife just before the taping. love Bills rants
@waddellkate101
@waddellkate101 6 років тому
Ismaël GACEM Jesus calm down and just enjoy the comedy instead of making it serious.
@waddellkate101
@waddellkate101 6 років тому
Umm I told someone to relax and enjoy some comedy and I'm the one who's upset okay I think you and I have very different definitions to being upset but whatever floats your boat.
@northoftherockies
@northoftherockies 5 років тому
Kate seriously calm down. It's just comedy.
@samyargo9752
@samyargo9752 5 років тому
So I assume You control and abuse abuse all the men in your relationships over their personal hobbies and activities, inhibiting their lifestyle with your assumed superiority, so that must be why you assume he is in a toxic relationship.
@steveniavarone3683
@steveniavarone3683 5 років тому
Kate STFU!
@bcreilly180
@bcreilly180 8 місяців тому
My brother's fiance always comes around when he and I hangout. She has even said she doesn't feel like she can talk with us because all we talk about are sports. Yet she insists on coming because she doesn't want to be alone. I told her to get some women friends and she gives me a look. Who knew me suggesting to have friends of your own gender would be considered a bad thing 😂
@0mally13
@0mally13 Рік тому
I've been watching Bill Burr for a while. My boy put me on in 2010, and my respect for him gets stronger and stronger. I can relate cuz he's from NYC, has the same type of humor, plus we both went to mostly an Irish/Italian private school. Like Holy Cross HS which I attended. My holy cross hs, is directly affiliated with NotreDame. The damn school has always been all boys and then after I graduate they make it co-ed
@Brastius
@Brastius 7 років тому
If you don't think this is true, lay down on a couch in front of your gf/wife and see how long it takes for her to ask you to do something.
@MZT4
@MZT4 5 років тому
Jokes on you! I am a virgin and I am gonna die alone! Ha got'em.
@manvirsahota5310
@manvirsahota5310 4 роки тому
@@MZT4 'tis the only way!
@pyramusk3264
@pyramusk3264 4 роки тому
Naaaah. Mine knows i just say, yes dear, to everything but do nothing. Give it time.
@Brainbuster
@Brainbuster 8 років тому
So they seriously take time out of football to address breast cancer when prostate cancer kills more men than breast cancer kills women??
@aqworldsanimeking
@aqworldsanimeking 8 років тому
+Brainbuster Wanna hear something funny. Someone even wrote an article that prostate cancer was a male privelage (dont know how to spell the word, I have never used it in my life xD) And that we shouldnt feel bad for men with prostate cancer or some other shit. She later "apoligized" but I bet she didnt mean it.
@WoodyTheChilli
@WoodyTheChilli 8 років тому
+Brainbuster observer.com/2015/07/when-it-comes-to-cancer-men-must-act-more-like-women/
@Brainbuster
@Brainbuster 8 років тому
wde That article makes it seem that it's men's fault for not knowing about or preventing prostate cancer. The problem is that every poster you see is for breast cancer, and all the walks for breast cancer and football players wearing pink. Women have the benefit of being flooded with media telling them that breast cancer may kill them.
@WoodyTheChilli
@WoodyTheChilli 8 років тому
Brainbuster that benefit didn't show up out of nowhere it took hard work and a lot of years and many campaigns and people willing to talk about it to get there. men don't really talk about it enough because the treatment options can be considered emasculating it leaves some of them impotent so they don't mention it and prostate cancer is very unlikely to be fatal even within the first fifteen years Since most men are at an advanced age when they develop the cancer, they usually die of other causes long before the cancer becomes a problem. Prostrate cancer is generally something that you die with, not something you die from breast cancer on the other hand is much more aggressive and fatal the public attitude was not the same before 80's It was big news when Nancy Reagan in 1987 discussed having a mammogram, discovering a lump, and choosing with her doctors to have a mastectomy. Many people point to this widely reported series of events and Nancy's candor in the topic as a watershed moment in normalizing self screening, mammograms, and general discussion on breast cancer doctors have reported an increase in women getting tested for breasts cancer genes in the year since Angelina Jolie publicly announced she had the gene and got a double mastectomy.
@Brainbuster
@Brainbuster 8 років тому
wde Break your block of text into paragraphs, please.
@asmith7094
@asmith7094 4 роки тому
1:54 This is my #1 problem with social justice warriors. They don’t make their own things, they just claim everyone else’s stuff should be theirs.
@Oozywolf
@Oozywolf 8 місяців тому
This is exactly what happened to comic, gaming, D&D, Star Wars, you name it. They ruin them. They don't want to make their own things. They want to ruin it for others.
@TheMastermind729
@TheMastermind729 7 місяців тому
Women ruin every single thing we love, and nobody cares. It’s bad enough that men have no value in todays society, but even the things we escape to they have to destroy.
@Madness1299
@Madness1299 3 місяці тому
Movies, media, the internet, gyms, the workplace, government, relationships, marriage, our children, colleges and universities, values, meritocracy, the meaning of chivalry, society, the legal system, the quality of consumer products ... you could go on about how much women, and men under the influence of women, have collectively ruined.
@jshepard152
@jshepard152 5 років тому
I took my son to Touch-a-Truck last year and it was perfect in every way. Then they opened up a Disney princess tent and started blaring "Let it go" across the property. They just couldn't allow anything to be so enjoyable and unspoiled for males. God bless you, Bill Burr. Keep spreading the word of truth.
@bigboobies2647
@bigboobies2647 4 роки тому
You sound like a marvelous mother. Keep it up!
@Mr.Heller
@Mr.Heller 3 роки тому
To be fair, "Let it go" is pretty awesome, though the edited "Let in Burn!" version is better.
@NameerCheruvadi
@NameerCheruvadi 3 роки тому
Mr.Heller not everyone likes it
@samuelcurtis7470
@samuelcurtis7470 2 роки тому
@G King it's the sentiment of the matter. She never said it ruined it. But to have a specific time and place for something that is meant to attract anybody, but stereotypically attracts a certain populus, and then having the exact opposite being set up exactly across from you, is quite frustrating. Like imagine going to a concert where this happened. You'd be outraged if you went to say a country concert, and just outside the crows is some punk blasting some trashy pop music, that you may still like, as loud as he can. It's not the sentiment of you like one more than the other, or one is more meant for you period. It's the fact that you went to an area where there was a designated thing or event supposed to be happening, and someone else came along, jealous of that event, and started doing something completely irrelevant to it.
@malteburen825
@malteburen825 2 роки тому
@G King sure thing buddy
@MrTuxedoNat
@MrTuxedoNat 7 років тому
Bill burr is me everything he says I agree with him lol
@andredelay8111
@andredelay8111 7 років тому
I know, right?
@gdup1728
@gdup1728 7 років тому
right on
@missayawk
@missayawk 6 років тому
Nathaniel Saez I say that all the time about myself.I'm like " Bill just reads my mind".He ain't never lied.To paraphrase a Richard Pryor joke...Bill Burr can make me laugh at my mommas funeral on a Sunday morning.
@Jay-sd9ye
@Jay-sd9ye 4 роки тому
I do agree with you, that woman ruin allot of simple things men love cause they can't be happy.
@samuelatienzo4627
@samuelatienzo4627 4 роки тому
2:43 “one guy, one chauvinistic jackass up there knows what I’m saying” 😂😂
@sammelibertram1054
@sammelibertram1054 2 роки тому
haha, i was looking for this 😂
@shlynnyrie
@shlynnyrie 9 років тому
I didn't find anything wrong with what he said as a female. I'm sure guys think the same way and its true. As women, we need to just let the guys have their "guy thang" and let them be happy! I can't stand football but if my man wants to watch...hey he can go out with the guys or I can go with friends. As long as he doesn't put that before his family...enjoy sweetie! But then don't complain about my girly crap! Lol! Loved the comparison of women and chameleons. That was hilarious!
@Zorichai
@Zorichai 9 років тому
I don't know who you are... but I will find you... and I will marry you.
@gregshabonrolls
@gregshabonrolls 6 років тому
Zorichai sooo? Did u found her? Tell me there's a happy ending please.
@acerodriguez6549
@acerodriguez6549 6 років тому
You are a blessing from god!!
@chaoticorder5116
@chaoticorder5116 5 років тому
Lol .. look at the simps replying to her^ ... just a mere admission of reality makes them want to marry her XD (even as a joke) ... pathetic!
@nah6430
@nah6430 5 років тому
Yea everyone needs their own time some times
@StevenM1
@StevenM1 5 років тому
Most men hide their emotions because as soon as they do show them many women see them as weak and over emotional and move on...... so yes ladies, wanting an open man is another one of your lies 😂
@Sam10947
@Sam10947 5 років тому
When are you dumb motherfuckers in the west going to realize, that you shouldn't take women seriously. Take middle eastern men as an example, they are dominant
@DarkWandererAU
@DarkWandererAU 5 років тому
@@Sam10947 Try and be dominant with a modern western woman (even in a helpful way) and watch what happens. They scream patriarchy & call you a misogynist pig, because feminism has brainwashed them
@Sam10947
@Sam10947 5 років тому
@@DarkWandererAU Say : "yes.....if you are a feminist, I am a patriarch, and if it help labeling me a misogynist, then yes, what are you going to do about it". If you are afraid of expressing yourself, you're a bitch. You have to understand, your hesitation of confrontation is not due to female,s it's due to other males.....real men don't fear, they're Just (justice)....say it like it is, say truth. If you and I and other person, say it like it is, the male mass would recognize the error they made that led to the systematic sabotage that men inflicted on themselves in the name of equal human rights.
@DarkWandererAU
@DarkWandererAU 4 роки тому
@@Sam10947 I agree. Hahaha! It's cute that you have 0 clue who you're talking to, I've never been afraid of confrontation & I get really frustrated with people who are because they are little bitches. Do you know what the modern western woman calls that? They call it "too intense to deal with" and "over-reactionary". I look around, and I see women with men who just say "yes" all the time because they're easier to deal with & don't ever challenge them.
@cyrusprime7037
@cyrusprime7037 4 роки тому
DarkWandererAU no wonder why the west is decaying
@directedby100
@directedby100 4 роки тому
It's scary how damn true this is. It's funny, and 110% true.
@johcoh1
@johcoh1 3 роки тому
I love how Bill has that smirk on his face cause he knows someone is going to get butt hurt over a joke. I love this dude.
@dawudjtownsville
@dawudjtownsville 5 років тому
They want to feel important because they think we don't need them. They think men only use their bodies and it hurts them that they don't serve a higher purpose than that. That's why they constantly seek validation and reassurance from men. When you have fun without ya girl it just proves to her that she is just another item in your life for your pleasure because how could anything be as equally fun without your best pleasure being or doing it with you? What they fail to realize is that they have everything to keep you entertained but they resorted to using the laziest, easiest method which is their beauty so after we get used to that and stop praising it they have nothing else and feel empty. Youre gonna look how you look, the one thing you can constantly make better for people is your personality which will ALWAYS keep you attractive inside and out.
@TopFlightSecurity415
@TopFlightSecurity415 5 років тому
good point lol the girl im dating now found it sooo hard to believe that i would choose to hang with my friends besides her, sometimes you need space , who wants to see the same person every single day? ......idk why women think the whole world has to revolve around them
@somabalestra1131
@somabalestra1131 5 років тому
That's a great post, always personality before looks. Thank you so much for your input~
@65tosspowertrapl36
@65tosspowertrapl36 5 років тому
Quite insightful, sad but true in many cases.😞
@daviddarko6709
@daviddarko6709 4 роки тому
Dawud Townsville stay woke
@baguih007
@baguih007 4 роки тому
Damn man thats some bomb ass wisdom you just dropped on me
@puma21puma21
@puma21puma21 9 років тому
Old Billy red face is probably the best comedian right now. He isn't afraid to speak his mind and the truth.
@shad0wzilla383
@shad0wzilla383 9 років тому
We'll said
@Subscribersnovideos-zs2sy
@Subscribersnovideos-zs2sy 2 роки тому
Bill burr is a national treasure, we must protect him at all costs
@WBUline
@WBUline 3 роки тому
After a 28 year run, Conan's 'late night' show ends on June 24th, 2021. For all of us who love to go on the regular Conan with Bill Burr and Norm MacDonald binges, let's all upvote this for Team Coco to see who we want as the first guests in his new HBO Max variety show!!!! Hail team Coco!
@johnson7166
@johnson7166 5 років тому
My ex girlfriend had a 7th sense for when I was having a good time without her. I knew the texts and calls and the fight starting was coming before it even came.
@Bcd31997
@Bcd31997 5 років тому
johnson7166 good thing she’s gone now right?
@paladin181
@paladin181 4 роки тому
My wife does this. I will sit there doing nothing for hours, bored. The second I decide to tinker or play a game, or watch a game she's RIGHT THERE demanding I spend time with her.
@Broodjemetbeleg
@Broodjemetbeleg 4 роки тому
@@paladin181 sounds like a toxic relationship buddy
@paladin181
@paladin181 4 роки тому
@@Broodjemetbeleg Nah, It's great. It's a little annoying at times, but most of the time, I'd really rather be doing something with her than on my own anyhow.
@somegreatbloke
@somegreatbloke 4 роки тому
...but what was her 6th sense? :/
@airjawcruz
@airjawcruz 6 років тому
One thing I noticed about bill Burr is that he has really good recovery from jokes that don't quite hit. Sometimes the recovery can salvage a joke, and sometimes the recovery IS the joke
@BredyTruver
@BredyTruver 4 роки тому
Bill Burr is great! What amazing remarks!) And he's got an interesting character: he's sort of unhappy, but at the same time he's childlike joyous. And it's very appealing that at the same time he's being sincere.
@matthewgonzalez9537
@matthewgonzalez9537 4 роки тому
This man is the hero of the everyday man
@WadeWilsonDP
@WadeWilsonDP 5 років тому
I used to be with a girl who would always insist that playing video games was a waste of time and I should "do something useful". I work 9-10 hours a day making things, like actually designing and producing things for people, she worked 5 hour days and would come home and watch Netflix. Always trying to force me to work, while never actually doing anything herself, no hobbies, no friends, but I HAD TO DO SOMETHING USEFUL. Then she left me for an unemployed yoga instructor, but yea, men are the problem.
@AmiCocoa
@AmiCocoa 7 років тому
whenever conan says "oh god" in these bill burr interviews, you know they're going to be great.
@becks23ify
@becks23ify 8 місяців тому
This will go down in history as one of the greatest "Rant" ever
@kunal8639
@kunal8639 3 роки тому
This makes me wonder if he even prepares for his stand ups,there's so much humour in the way he talks about everything.
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