@Josh some might

Josh He was doing it in a joking voice, and I’m met black women who sound like that

Josh I’ve met people who sound like that but not all black people sound like that duhh 🙄 that’s like saying all Mexicans sound like Gabriel iglesias. They’re not implying that so chill

Hahaha

And Momma blacks have now gone extinct. You know the one that calls you "baby". Man I miss em

literally what he said for the space jam movie in the stephen colbert show a week ago hahahah

Yeah, Latino Mel Blanc

@@Megan1999lo Fluffy is too good for Colbert

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/ppR9go6Yi46TrIE.html

@@Megan1999lo he was in coco too

I am sure you would get a sibgle job done because you'd be laughing every time.

is all your money enough for it tho lol jk

Me too! By accident Siri heard me say “Fuck that” and Siri said that’s not nice- watch your language.

@@Zamigirl”BOY YOU BETTER WATCH YO MOUTH”

With the new AI i think its possible too

If it didn’t show Gabriel speaking, I honestly would’ve thought it was actually Siri talking 😂

JP except, the beginning was scripted.

@@JMAW91 except, it all was beginning, middle and end

MrTibbsDog Except, the whole shit is scripted.

it'd be a pisser hanging out with either one of them

A lot of jealousy, small minds, and ignorance of what comedy is ITT I see. Shame.

Have you forgotten Michael Winslow perfectly imitating the character Laverne Hooks? Raising and lowering the voice as he moves the hand to the microphone. He does some other operators. That is the best.

There are other types?

You know this video is old when he mentioned giving his friends the iphone4s

His sassy black woman impression is better than mine and IM a woman!

@@zhoupact8567 bro 💀

That's when you know that the story is true

@@artnouveau7633The best stories are true ones you learn to laugh at. like when my dad pissed on a bear. Not the man, the animal. He wasn't laughing back then, and called me an ass, which was fair. But he laughs now, and still calls me an ass.

What does the "I" stand for? I need a bigger bed!!! 😂😂

I HEAR THE BELL

Lmao you guys are awesome! 🤣

"It's Iglesias with an I" "With an I? But you said E-glesias. You didn't say I-glesias you said E-glesias" "Yeah, it's Iglesias with an I" "Whatever it's your damn name ok? Mr. E-glesias with an I"

@@zencrystal2433 "girl you gotta see this! Macho libre is trippin!"

He made a joke about how different types of people move when they talk it was when he talks about going to India

Because its si true lol

Dude I can hear the sound of the "Okay? Okay!"

"when black" like he wholeheartedly CHANGED to a black person, in this case, a black woman lmao yal crazy. Literally.

"

And the white iPhone would say, "I ain't like that dirty black iPhone." 😅

@@theultrawarrior7448 That's rasism dude

@@billyjoe3309 It's not racist when the black says it though?

@@theultrawarrior7448 Exactly, rasism only goes towards black people.

@@billyjoe3309 Black people, one of the most racist. They claim to be all these things, trash talk not only about caucasians, they also ridicule the Oriental, Middle Eastern and even the Hispanic community. I digress.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't with this comment

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Chinese Siri: Puts Chinese food instead Fast food

@Michelle Lopez 😂😂😂

@@TripleSnagzxLot nah man, chinese siri will give you a whole lecture on why you shouldn't eat that oily unhealthy fast food

@@NYNY-pe2yf true. I’m half Chinese so that’s what we’ll do. 😂😂😂

Okay but to be fair Frankie knew how to get it back. He just had to wait.

That's cause Frankie doesn't appreciate what he has.

Frankie was being an ungrateful jerk child. He took the phone for granted. Martin appreciated the gift and felt bad about what he did. Frankie felt entitled to the phone

Martin: "Bro I peed on my phone." True friend: "bro its ight man no worries" Fluffy: "No worries I'll get you a new one but I will humiliate you in front of everyone for a bit"

@@mobmentality1015Pretty sure Martin knows that's the hazard of having a standup comedian for a friend.

4:15

@@ericlopez6968 turned?

Not me! Haha!

as someone who is going thru puberty, I can confirm.... it hurts

Bruh

me too

@@the_russell_pinto3300 same

Yes!

Well now, they kinda do. It’s called American voice and I use number 4; it sounds like a back man.

That would be hilarious!

Ikr

That's facts

@@fluffy_kitten idk if u have vids on ur channle nor do i watch u if u do, so i really wouldnt go there if i were u

1K-81 #7651 That’s what I’m doing right now lmao

@@ansel.sirius.official r/whoosh

You should really pay attention in school, you misspelled chaos bro

Your profile pic says it all..🤣🤣

I would kill for a black Siri 😂

you look like the white siri must have.

Stonks

@missblueskydreamer your eyes 😂😂🤣🤣

Lmfao who yelled at you? Siblings, parents, teachers?

@@drepop803 I'm guessing his wifey ❤️

Hahahaha that so funny it crack me up hehehe I laugh every time I have watched it 😆 like 10 times and still laughs like I am listening to the first time ever 😆

I laughed so hard I go fired, ...

@@daval5563 Why? Your boss doesn't like you watching UKposts on company time?

Likes

You know that this recording is old, right?

*how recently

Aw yeah 😂😂

He is look like a drum

Yes

How many times am I gonna see u today u the new three6 of yt

@@cosmikswordfish Roblox is not life and if u call him a shitter he’s human aren’t u a shitter too?

@@cosmikswordfish He is a real human, you know. He is politically allowed to comment on a video. You know, like a REAL human being

OH ITS U I DIDNT SEE U THERE-

I feel like you're only here for clout

I almost spit out my drink. 🤣🤣

@@lauryncraig1474: Lol... the other day I had shared this to someone and they almost peed.

@@jeangt9865 Was he a cop in Texas who also gave two sluts a speeding ticket while listening to the “BAD BOYS” theme song?!😂

@@tbone3972 Watchu gon, watchu gon, watchu gonna do

🌈🌟🌙💘 ©ü%3

there's an Australian bloke who does an Aboriginal google maps voice. It is spot on and funny as fuck.

BWAAHAAHAAA!!

Alexa Moonlight fr

That girl was the originator of siri....i think.

CUZ IM BATMAN no?

lmao r/whoooosh

r/ihavereddit

Well they built one but it didn't work...

@Just Me Shits gonna have u 10 minutes late to everywhere lol

Same lol

same i would be like aye lil mama i am going to the store pats her back her dont pat me like im ur friend me goes back slaps her buy her ok c ya laster

we all do youre not alone on that one

Lance Wright that’s why he’s making millions

lol yea its usually 25 secs

"Martine" it's Martin pronounced Marteen.

Yup

Lance Wright Uhmm... No.

He needs to make more netflix specials hahaha

@@Fidozo15 I like a quick shot but yeah definitely signal boost next one. Starting to use UKposts to watch an occasional video rather than binge watch. Shame watch later is only 1 by 1 or already watched deleted. Glad I sorted latest vids. Lol the way fluffy tells Martin stories the best.

I’ve just been in this place before

Same

@@ethanbenner6995 Higher on the streeet

@S E we arent always mad? what?

@@selkiesoft7625 As a white man that even annoys me cuz it's really ignorant seeing someone who isn't a black woman always portray them as "crazy and angry" when at the end of the day they're portraying something they can't understand or don't even have the decency to get correct. It's actually annoying cuz the black woman is always the most disrespected and targetted person of all, especially darkskin women and it's the fact ppl in the audience gonna laugh it up at a man who's not a black women do such an incorrect impression...this is a problem and it's the fact that ppl who do this are the reason the children pick up the same habits and grow up to learn as another generation to disrespect and have black women understood all wrong.

@@stavroskolliniatis9352 exactly...but apparently if its a joke its fine -_-

@@stavroskolliniatis9352 what do you think Americans portray Mexicans as? Trust me he can understand it.

@@hdbdhshx1343 another instance of people wanting to bring up other groups to silence the talk of the mistreatment of black women zzzzzzzzz pack it up

10,000 % hit a black girl w her hair weave way to tight.

True

no

998 damn it

Ugh. You tainted your comment

Same here

You know you are brainwashed by marketing when you think older iphones are bad lmao Who needs to spend lile $1K on a phone? Bruh

Bruce 😆😆😆

PrimalRenegade17 so true & sad 🧐😩

PrimalRenegade17 but dude it’s almost like a desktop computer in my pocket making me part cyborg. I’ll definitely pay an extra 20 dollars for it on top of my 45 unlimited plan. I spent more on my desktop and I use my phone way more come to think of it.

They should make like a 100 of them just to see if they would sell. lolololol

It would be on back order permanently 😂!

You know how many Samsung dudes would switch over to iPhone if it had a black Siri voice

black friday bussin

Oh...it would be slammed hard by all the inferiority complex,sensitive snowflakes out there. It mocks people as they are . Truth is funny....yes. And it can hurt,when humor is at anothers expense. People can grow up imho...its funny.

Caeruleus Valentinius ikr

"I'll take it" That's what the bottom said

I don't get it

@@datboy3056 inches = dick

The fact that people are still impressed by penis jokes after all this time is a testament to humanity. No wonder we're all going to die in 20 years, sheesh.

😂

Me to Google: talk dirty to me Google: Manure. Dust. Crusty crumbs on the floor 💩

Me to Siri: Hey Siri talk dirty to me Siri to me: I can’t. I’m as clean as the driven snow 😂😂😂

Lol

🤣🤣😂😂😂 BEST COMMENT EVER

also known as a comedian?

lol "joke teller"

Comedian...

Although the fake conversation was a bit cringe.

MrTibbsDog No it really wasn’t...

auraxfire ukposts.info/have/v-deo/b3GheoGveo5jxqc.html go dislike this clickbait

@Miss Dolly no Martin looks like the uncle who treats like a friend and a military friend at the same time. I just know Martin doesn’t look like a creepy uncle

Martin looks like Machete!

@@Yumifreak3 smile Machete! Fun fact: He is great friends with Danny Trejo who plays Machete

Basically, a Mexican Jack Black

@@saulthechicanootaku yes

That’s old

@@sincerelyjjb3699 Ik, This comment is 6 months old

Hahaha

Wanda Sykes

2.2M views so you're not wrong lol

Not to mention that he's told this story 15 times. Plus two Netflix specials.

I'M SO WITH YOU ON THIS ONE🤣🤣🤣

Yep

@@thdude1873 u cute

@Cersei Lannister you mean zan zy? The guy who keeps saying ignorance is bliss?

@Cersei Lannister tbh. I hate black people like him. They tend to speak for the majority much more than he speaks for himself. And if used in a mismanaged way, could contribute to more hate and racism against the people whom he is standing up for

You like Atari?

It really do be like that

Haha Martin actually worked hard so he get that phone it's kinda make sense actually 😂

Well, any reasonable (not my boss) "employer" would get a new phone immediately if something like this happened.

Martin’s stupidity funded Fluffy’s career, he earned that phone 😹

If he was white you’d be offended

That.. that wasn't said

dat boy The OG commenter was making his own joke 🙄

User: Siri, talk dirty to me. Siri: "Human compost, dirt, gravel, Donald Trump ."

@@datboy3056you too young and dumb. dat boy: Siri, talk dirty to me. Siri: Peep peep you peeep pee peep pip peeeeeeeeeep. Idiot.

*stick

Krish Goyal bruh 😅😂

I know stupid ass auto correct 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

No lie

Lol

And calling the police when they feel threatened for seeing a black iPhone around

Its not siri anymore now its Karen

*Asking for the manufacturer

@zan zy whoa, your joke is so enlightened 🤯 Must be for big minds. You must be black since you're so upset with Gabriel's "blackface" jokes but think talking shit about white people is funny. Don't be a hypocrite man.

ADOLF HITLER can I have an autograph

@@shitpostcentral8744 😂

stfu

@@shitpostcentral8744 ofcourse my fellow mate 😂

@@joshuacarrasquillo7968 *butthurt ?* _use ice_

Mexican Robbin Williams XD

Both of them cancer 🦀♋ like me

The algorithm is racist

me three hehe

@@Jackblue2009 hehe me four

How do you know 😱😱😱

@@misterabroad123 OHHH almost didn't get it

Especially when the story starts with "Martin and I..."

OMG LITERALLY

I don't think Fluffy was ever actually married.

Adrianzo12 they split up recently but he’s still close to Frankie

@@Adrianzo he always called her his girlfriend, I don't think they were ever married, but I could be wrong

How did they fuck, tho?

Uh, where did you read that they split up cuz I doubt they are.

My favorite story!!

Are you the one ringing that damn bell. Do you know what time it is. It's TOMORROW Reply from Siri.