This is the first time for me too

Yes me too🤣

Someone should tell him that Indians consider a cow their mother. Mum's the word.

@@vidyaarvind4458 yeah right! someone might have made him fool lol

It’s Hindu belief...not India in general

Ish I say it

I wonder if the joke is too lame or too few are actually getting it. 😉 *[February, 2020]* **Edit1:** I wrote this when the counter was around 30. 😅 *[May 30th, 2020]* **Edit2:** Wohooo 256 likes. How many more can we get? 😂 *[Dec, 1st, 2022]* **Edit3:** YUUUSSSS we at 362 now!! Keep em coming!! 😂 *[Oct, 8th, 2023]* @OreoKenshin Thx for tagging me about the likes! 😄

@@mugiwaranuluffy4815 yeah the northern India is abit like that But the rest is contry is just fine

Holy shit too right!

That was 🤣🤣

The Indian accent was absolute a*s though. And like the head bobs and voice intonation was so over the top. Very stereotypical smh. Every other accent was perfect though.

Practice

I love fanta

Exactly!!

i dont like fanta

I don't like Fanta at all. Coca-Cola is better

Actually I do like it but indians like maaza and slice more

😂

Me 3

Did you laugh your butt off? I did

Dudeee same 😂

Same

Who said that?

@@amehak1922 "Sun Tzu" 💀

what does it have to do with this show?

@@harfiyatkamyonu7786 India was a British colony.....they speak English there. logic.

@@amehak1922 okay but what does this guy's comment have to do with this stand-up show?

Rusalina Kuzmina really u put that there 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

The plane taking off!

Girls. Wow so real and fake. Love them all. Manwich

Fun Lol joke

Tea and milk with corn muffin on U. Hope ur load. Aka Queen bee

There are subtle jokes in this act that hit people right where it was meant to like a flick on the ballsack.

makthemax nnnnnnkm.

"What do we drink fat man?" "Svedka"

@@manas142 A

India is a Good Country.😎

Most depressing reality is most indians suffer from inferiority complex and west slavery... Get well soon.

i dont think he talked abt a lot of deprssing things except the traffic one and yea its konda true we dont have a time for people on the road its just there are so many people that it has become a norm which shouldnt be the case but yea its how it goes man

What's the depressing reality?

Dude? You really find it humble? It's really easy for anyone to see the cons and fuck the pros when you're Noone to judge.

Stop learning about a country from a comedian he is exaggerating too much, firstly why would anyone get shot in middle of a road, india is not like usa 😂

Lmao right

Best scene

😂😂😂🤭

😂😂😂👍

@@ricardouranga1048 I can vnbh. In ghost vvgiglgigu👀

Horn please!

Why did i read the indian part in typical accent😂

we don't discriminate... we are secular...

I’ve seen that already

The sidewalk is wide enough,go

Fluffer is not something you want to call people. And if you don't know why, DON'T look it up, ignorance is bliss. 😂

Ayush Verma 😂😂😂

🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂

My name is Ayussh Verma lmao

i dont.. no one does// old people does

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Yeah, Fluffy really is one of the best stand up comedians out there 🤣❤️

You think. The Indian accent he making is more like a man from china trying to speak English. I don't know which part of India has he been to.

@@mobsK.V.M. I've been an administrator or moderator on many video games, and I can tell you, Indians definitely sound like this, at least a lot of them that I had to help.

@@mobsK.V.M. he exaggerates a bit, but yes. India does have the accent. I am a south asian. I live pretty close to them. Trust me.

Sorry you have anxiety but respect that you took the joke well.

@@msdescendentreviews1660 Thank you for you kind words.

theSEEKER I have anxiety sometimes,how did u heal

@@nileshsingh1146 I'm sorry you have anxiety. I too have it at times. Especially speaking in front of a large group of people. We all have anxiety in one way or another there is no pill that can make it. Better!! Just believe in yourself and try not to give a hoot about what others think of you. No one is perfect. We all have flaws, that's what makes us unique and human. Just always be kind to your bothers and sisters in this world. Believe in yourself and you'll go far. The sky has no limits. Good luck and may The Force be with you!!

Stacy Ferguson ,thank u so much ,much love to u sister

That's gold 🤣

12:16 ur welcome!

@@orangeskull6401 thanks !!

@@Anya-ei5hh always!

#moomoo😂😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣

Chai: Idhar aa tu aisa takla bajata hu.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jokes on you, I have tea-phobia...

Chai be like: fake love fake love 😂

"I hear a bell." Lmfao

I’m your 200th like, wats up bitch

LMFAO 🤣

😂😂😂ya i love it

U know there diff black and indians accents just sayblack American

What do we drink fat man?

Animate a TV show, hire him. Get the the credits? Gabriel Iglesias, nobody would know, ever unless they read the credits

I agree MythicBean! I would watch it.

Best part he will never use his real voice in the show

@@Random-anotheraceinspace except for the very last episode

Credits: Gabriel Iglesias thats it

Lmao

😂

Lmao

Lmaooo

😂😂😜

Yes please where are you from

Vedang Arekar He's like the next Michael Winslow.

Anyone can when they talk out of their ass.

His horn doesn't sound like an Indian horn though. Its more like "beep beep"

Ya true... Any sound

@@robertgary3561 a lot of things he said aren't like India... Just creative liberty to make his gig funny

Don't forget the sound effects!

und German :-)

Bhavya "gowda" ah, karnataka ah??? 😂

Bro this guy can even do a cow

he is hispanic

Except germans

@@patience5277 You are Chinese

Try doing buisiness with them.

@@brotherjohn8082 No trying.. only do or not.

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@@pastorcrist4397 shut this fucking conversion u dick head missionary Go get a life

your dp is from that painting scream?

@@reroonlyrero5778 how do you store so much information.

This thread is a fucking ride

thumbs up: let us introduce ourselves

Pepsi: sup bitches

So true man or marinda

Actually, sprite is the highest selling drink in India.

@@bruh-wz9re Marinda! Same with the Filipinos... the only thing they agree about. 10 years in oil & gas in the middle-east with Indians and Filipinos making up 80% of our workforce. They mix like oil and water, but Marinda... on that they can agree.

Ashish Yadav Spek anglesh lewsur Edit: Mr. Yadav left a hate comment and I regret nothing :DDDDDDD

@@sharkboi6164 English isn't the only language in the world that people can speak. You aren't funny, and you're coming off as a racist prick.

@@sharkboi6164 tujhe mirchi lagi toh hum kya karein 🎶🎵

@@sharkboi6164 English is not my first language you smart-ass my first language is Hindi and I am proud of that. Guys like you easily carried away by the openions of others specially foreigners.🖕🖕😂😂

Shadow 1) my first language is polish. 2) It was a fucking joke.

Who isn't lmfao

Well there is a GTA punjab google it

And there is gta chennai City

@Games Account not much as you asshole

@@ng-fc6pd why bro what did they do your the asshole

You want make plane

@@Lizsanchez22 fluffy:"yes I want to make plane"

I would like to drink a blood of-

@@fuziontonygaming the woman with the cart: "bloody mary?" Fluffy:"yes bloody Mary"

“Machete gonna get me banned from flying

Hi

So true

Everybody: Clap your hands

LMAOOO

🤣🤣🤣😭

@@jeffflores9134 the 9ll9

good image of India:- finally happening Delhi:- where did it bring you , back to me

@@reed1hiragar422 lol bro, being a Delhite myself it feels as a compliment and an insult at the same time

I had the same thing in my mind when he said delhi Iam from delhi too

@@anantbhardwaj5802 I also from delhi too Iski to mai......

as a north indian, i felt that

Someone from 'Lilo & Stitch' maybe.

Brad Parker he looks like the guy who stole woody in toy story 2 but without hair

r/rareinsult

@@ilovesaltypopcorn xD

@@hop-skip-ouch8798 Señor Leche at Stonehenge! Commercial #5… ukposts.info/have/v-deo/g4JmmYxnnGOhrIU.html

No billion views 😂

True 🤣

Another reason y they make jokes on india...lol

U are really true😂😍

@@mou2858 haha. Fact

Hindi is a very difficult language for you all

Wtf...how did this get so many likes?

Yar har , har , har , har , har , har

@@vaishnavinegi9920 what are you trying to say?

Arr,Nothing leave it

Its Martheen 😅

It's Martine @@ComTruiseCT🤣🤣🤣

Martin (Mar-teen) AKA Machete 😂

Gabriel: We do not like Fanta!

And his impression of Martin @ the end, "OK but that was pretty funny, huh?"

People never think of what they do as anything out of the ordinary. It's like a guy smoking 2 packs a day telling another how unhealthy putting sugar in your coffee is ;)

@@themaharishi8160 agreed man it's like that all around the world.

Who tells people you will get shot in the us??? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Where'd you hear that? The news?

@@Joshua-ev9uw just like someone who told india is a third grade country!!!whole world knows your roads are unsafe,police sucks ,racial discrimination,drugs shit i mean more compared to others ....your whole country sucks man seriously ...atleast we get some peace here!!!

@meb ok if it makes you feel better 🙏.I never started this argument . everyone have their own cons and pros but if we start arguing about everything there is no end.dont talk shit about others or others countries and expect them to sit silent!!!! Everything he showed in that video are purely taken from movies and villages ...

All the foreigners have the impression of a South Indian person speaking in English as "Indian Accent". That's not true. North India speaks the normal way.

@@SignalFlowers and btw not all South Indian people talk that way

@@SignalFlowers not all north indian speak like that bro

@man with square mustache oh really

@man with square mustache me too

I swear he looks like someone who can almost any accent perfect

i'll give him that. But he was clearly trying too hard for me. I am disappointed.

Julie G Julianne G indians love this 30 minute segment but yourself julianne, shutup.

I love his black woman impersonation a lot lol he is good at it.

You are pretty easy to impress

NO. The system is not funny. When we care more for animals than humans, and use the excuse of religion to categorize people into Casts, that is not funny. That is inhumane and inexcusable in the year 2020.

Julie G Julianne G Really? Lemme move to India real quick cause I need someone to care about me

@@MyPetrushka really now ..? Damn you Do know It's ther religion Do you ...? Everybody Can live like they want and you can have your opinion i don't care

@@erisgonzales8842 ?????

Same thing happened to me! I throw away the water I was drinking!! 😂

I love tequila and tacos and especially Mexican people's culture

The feeling's mutual

You're very beautiful. I love latinas.

+Jhoanna Granillo you awoke the lusty indians

@@vipr1142 hey it's not out fault that we get very little female attention

DAYUM

Hello. How are you Arya Kumar...

@@Ellier215 I am fine. Btw do I know you?

@Tu Tone that's apparent 😜

No but Now we know each other. Nice to meet you. I’ll see you around in the comment section of the comedy videos.

Energy, temperature

Ok this joke is perfect hahahaha.

This deserves so much likes

/ptime day

It do be like that

nope he is fat

He's just Mexican

He's just a human 🥱🆗

Big brain

Well I know that German were Hitler’s recarnation

I want the drivers to say "ey sadak thera baap ka h kya?"

HELL NO

@The Red House _3 and getting 2 wanted stars for running over a cow

@@shafrinsidiq8911 make it 5

@@shafrinsidiq8911 🌋

Me

Me😂😂😂

Me

thats what makes them comedians

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Thanks for visiting India. Hope you had a pleasant trip

haha true but the story behind cows? damn i have never heard that, cows are just simply scared to us lol

Damn right, we do not.

@@kritisharma1852 sacred* small typos can make a diff meaning 😂

We here in nepal have legal rule if you kill a cow you will be jailed for maybe 8 or 10 years

@@lukasnielsen9767 😵

@@lukasnielsen9767 hag do yahi pe

@@anengineer152 😂🤣

that is not even a normal indian accent... it was so stereotypical smh... I have never heard any indian speak english like that except someone from South India

@@aadi2260 yes only south Indian speak like this and also those only some that too old people not everyone

It was the best joke in the whole video

@@odayalkc1992 true XD

U died...then who's is commenting...

@@azeshinglai7786 oops I forgot😅

And now he is cow

It did sorta work

U r so right pal he summond us all indians v all got attracted to the thumbnail and v came

Yes

We love our nation and whenever we see something related to it boom here we go

Old joke ngl

Haha so true, but fluffy can do whatever he wants man he is so good

Yaaa

True🤣

@@UnKn0wNiGlY for your kind information I was laughing because dikshant has written "the word India give you millions of views".... And that is right ... because I clicked on the video just seeing India that is why was laughing.......u don't even know me and u are asking me to have shame i dont think so u have the right for that ......aur aapki basti nahi kr rha vo ...he is a comedian....offensive chizee bolte h comedian...itnni hi basti feel ho rhi thi toh video Puri nahi dekhni chahiye thi....aur mera niche ek aur comment h...which says....that's so not true......pehle vo dekho and then react kro

@@UnKn0wNiGlY aap sochte bhut hoo...kum socha kroo

True Facts 🔥

Ikr hahahaha

Second Lyfe aaaaaaa

"earphones" ??!! I grab my blunt.

Second Lyfe “earphones”? Are you a boomer it’s headphones or earbuds

mexican me joining you in that orange Fanta!

@@childrensclassicsbooksvide1600 Another indian here Joining with third fanta!!

Cheap

@@childrensclassicsbooksvide1600 I like pineapple fanta better

@@aasvinegi1825 yeah its amazing

Y’all already know abt the hand when that hand is out u will never get hit

Is your treasure on Raftel?

@@chair2945 shhhhh.....

@Gold Roger it's at konoha zoro came yesterday to put it

@@xobitouchuwiva5391 oh I forgot

😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂katai zaher comment hai😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the best joke .....

😂😂😂

👌

😁😁😁

Did Captain India review about this?😳

@@prathamtalati4466 sorry didnt get ..ya ..btw it was a joke rolf

fantamless

Yeah he used to be a voice actor

His female voice was spot on

​@@Galactumhe was Speedy Gonzales in Space Jam

@@someghosthunter yeah he mentioned that in a special