Building a 1000m high SEWAGE CANAL in Cities Skylines!

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Engitopia returns, and this time we build the Sewers (Suez) canal in Cities Skylines to try and fix our poolution problem following the catastrophic leak of the poopcano...
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@GreatZarquon Рік тому

I love how this series started as "let's make an efficient green sewage solution", and now it has descended into *this*

@fubblitious Рік тому

I think you meant "efficient BROWN solution" ???

@eoln_ Рік тому

@@fubblitious Yeah, definetly brown power

@aidanwhite5631 Рік тому

descended implies this is bad. i believe you mispelled ascended

@jaredhaas4168 Рік тому

@@aidanwhite5631 Assended

@pbsixgun6 Рік тому

Frankly, it's turned out about the same as every 'Green solution' ever presented.

@AbsalomIndustries Рік тому

Is anyone going to tell RCE that the sewage pumps always output sewage even when you don't have an input? You can have a single water pump and a dozen sewage pumps and all 12 sewage pumps will dump out their full volume of water. Which means adding more sewage pumps only makes the problem worse.

@Lysdexis Рік тому

Yelling at my screen this very thing the entire time....

@lilsammywasapunkrock Рік тому

he good at making BAD things

@katrinasmith219 Рік тому

I know I'm dying. Please make it stop

@NeveraCore Рік тому

So... Technically he only needs one pump?

@AbsalomIndustries Рік тому

@@NeveraCore Well, given how decimated his population is at this point, maybe. But no, they put out a fixed amount regardless of "demand" so he would likely need at least a few. But adding more just adds phantom sewage, created from ether. It doesn't reduce load. The flooding is probably because he added more pumps than the outflow into the "ocean" could handle.

@bennyboiart7781 Рік тому

Considering you now have two poocanoes, I think the ultimate goal should be make an addition that would turn them into the base of a *very* efficient shape.

@andresperez8658 Рік тому

And i hope it leaks out of the tip

@midwestreview6382 Рік тому

All the problems are because of the lac of the shaft increasing the efficiency

@gr6e Рік тому

The most efficient poocano

@Enclave. Рік тому

What's critical is that the tip of the shaft is near the ocean so you can have a safe outlet point to stop all this flooding.

@glenmcgillivray4707 Рік тому

The shaft could drain both poocanoes through a series of dams. The final episode could very well show the results of the dams failing catastrophically.

@explodingcrack435 Рік тому

"On your right you'll see the architects themselves. Now if they ask you for a budget expansion or give you plans for a superfluous addition please just ignore them. We ask you not to indulge the architects."

@johonn Рік тому

I'm pretty sure that the more sewage drains you put in, the more sewage flows out, regardless of the city capacity. Adding more is just going to make it worse. The mechanic works the same as the water pumps - you can pump all the water in the world and you can drain all the water in the world. Just remove half of the drains at the top as long as you have enough for your city demand, and that should help.

@AB-wf8ek Рік тому

You sound like an architect

@wojciechbladowski542 Рік тому

@@AB-wf8ek 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@amadeosendiulo2137 Рік тому

@@AB-wf8ek And that's why their complaining about it. I mean, we know wew they live.

@amadeosendiulo2137 Рік тому

@@wojciechbladowski542 Gówniany i chujowy kontent oglądamy, co?

@AndereRickert Рік тому

Loving how Matt makes engineering just look like solving the problems you just created with your previous solution.

@keithduthie Рік тому

That's _Civil_ Engineering for you.

@wta1518 Рік тому

Is that not what engineering is?

@fabristudios_official 8 місяців тому

@@wta1518idk man I don’t see any difference between architecture and engineering, it’s basically just designing things, *right?*

@tomhejda6450 5 місяців тому

@@fabristudios_officialThere's a different goal: Architects want to design things as "nice" as possible (whatever "nice" means for them), disregarding the function. Engineers want to design things as "functional" as possible (whatever "functional" means for them), disregarding the looks.

@imtheone3993 Рік тому

To be honest, I start to envy the architects. Maybe their live is a constant survival, but at least they don't get flooded with poo

@FarremShamist Рік тому

They only drink it, bathe in it, and everything! And it's not just poo, it's industrial waste too, spicy mixes!

@hitechhooligan Рік тому

*life

@morgan0 Рік тому

i think the sewage outlets might output a constant flow of water, removing them could make the situation easier to handle

@mcshamer Рік тому

I found your channel a couple of days ago and then fell down the Engitopia poohole...I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thumbs up from a fellow engineer!

@atomic.rabbit Рік тому

Just wait until you find the timberborners

@MaiseNow Рік тому

Cities Skylines was the second series I saw from you (first was Mini Motorways). I'm stoked to see more of it now! Part of me wonders if it's not time for Engitopia: Season 2, however. You could take a leaf out of your Timberborners series and make an Architects Zone from the beginning (so your city is designed with it in mind instead of having poo-cano problems). Love the chaos, Matt. Keep it up mate xx

@jasonpatterson8091 Рік тому

Not to tell you your business, but when Poocano II fills up, it's going to backflow into Poocano I. However, the banks of the canal are lower than the walls of the inlet to Poocano I, so it's just going to flood poo everywhere as soon as Poocano II is full.

@takumi2023 Рік тому

You can see this guy is definitely an architect. He built a hole to hold poop but didn't put an outflow.

@GreatSeal7 Рік тому

The boat poo cenal

@The_Lamash Рік тому

HERETIC HERETIC HERETIC HERETIC!!!!

@harlequingnoll5 Рік тому

Architects - "how many useless bits can I stick on this building before it collapses?" Engineers - "how much can I take off this building before it collapses"

@graham2631 Рік тому

Architects and engineers, why did it collapse? Huh, really? l didn't think of that.

@fabristudios_official 8 місяців тому

Construction workers: *Why are we still here? To suffer*

@Maxicraft. Рік тому

Your Cities: Skylines content is by far the crativest content I've ever seen!

@eriel-fu4305 Рік тому

Most people playing it nicely and this man is just a beautiful art of chaos

@Maxicraft. Рік тому

@@eriel-fu4305 Not Sun-Zu's Art of War its now RCE's Art of wonderful Engeneering ,

@its999wrld4 Рік тому

Juicy content

@fabristudios_official 8 місяців тому

I love chaos

@MrJinxmaster1 Рік тому

Waste pipes output a fixed volume, you can delete some to stop the excess supply of fluid.

@TalosLordOfNight Рік тому

The boats going up that poop chute is my favorite part.

@WrightBrosRC Рік тому

Fabulous tour! Better than Grand Canyon and Celebrity Homes combined! The Pooez Canal provides for such lovely vistas.

@sos_legio_primus9177 Рік тому

I think that 'the strongest shape', being in/under a flooded space, is good thing and a sign it is doing it's job well

@chanlanfan4017 Рік тому

This is by far the best series (and channel)! Keep up the good work Matt!

@vanessa-maynimmo4289 Рік тому

Agreed

@stcm Рік тому

A beautiful symphony of over- and under-engineering.

@Tyler-mp7kh Рік тому

@14:14 i love how your laughter made it sound like "don't let the poo get you down, you've gotta make the most of the shituation" 💩

@mr.nbgamer3971 Рік тому

Bro UKposts is definitely made by architects lol when I first opened ur vid It had no sound😂👍🏽

@Mavve69 Рік тому

Yea I got a 30 minute ad

@josephgrooms2977 Рік тому

You actually are correct, there is such a thing as a software architect, they essentially work directly with the domain designer and make design decisions for how the code structure will be…

@LHyoutube Рік тому

@@josephgrooms2977 - And then hands it over to a Software Engineer to actually make the plans into reality? 😀

@josephgrooms2977 Рік тому

@@LHyoutube that's often what usually happens, but there are cases where the 'engineers' in a code base are the architects pulling double duty. Better software is made by engineers who's sole focus is designing the code to work and work well, when you throw an architect in there, you get code that looks good, and probably doesn't work well, lol

@melt7651 Рік тому

You should use the disaster response/flood response buildings. They send out vacuum trucks to suck up the flooded water

@brucegoatly Рік тому

14:16 Not like you to miss a pun, Matt: 'Gotta make the most of the shituation'.

@thumdisanda Рік тому

I would love to see rce do a actually legit cities skyline series. But i do like the madness lol

@helloworld5539 Рік тому

try to delete some poo pumps to lower the amount of poo water getting disposed of maybe it will work.

@bellgaming1320 Рік тому

In order to fix the flooding issue you can expand the river going to the ocean

@niemniej3441 Рік тому

I have very strong feeling, that poocanoos, are going to be a base for a strongest shaped poo containment.

@CloudTV_YT Рік тому

RCE, listen, decrease the sewage pumps amount by half at least, they are the source of trouble, so you have to tweak the amount of sewage pumps by hand to maintain both poo-canoes.

@Ricky-1 Рік тому

I like how this started as a genuinely good city and now it has ascended into this

@Steveddie93 Рік тому

I love how proud of yourself you are about your boat tour working 😆 Lots of great views for sure!

@daltontittle5070 Рік тому

This is my favorite series on UKposts. TRCE you’re what I aspire to be in life, and I thank you for doing what you’re doing.

@jordanbradford7729 Рік тому

He started out with the best of intentions, to use Cities Skylines to explain real-world civil engineering concepts like why T-intersections are preferable over four-way crossings for safety reasons and how the approach roads need a certain amount of setback for visibility, etc. Only to now find his city has not just one, but *two* poo volcanoes surrounded by phallic roads connected with spaghetti interchanges, plus a dam across a lake, and a sunken neighborhood protected by water pumps, and physics-defying ferries which sail not only upriver but also uphill, and airplanes that fly safely through buildings, and a penal colony for architects… It’s wonderful!

@scottmurdoch22 8 місяців тому

"With the house on fire in the background, this is perfect"😂😂😂

@zakaryjaynicholls9867 Рік тому

New band idea - Poo-rillaz - On Architect Hill "Up on Architect Hill There's a poo-covered tree Are you here for the wee? Engineers looking out on the day Of an architect dream"

@khuzaimkhan955 7 місяців тому

As a wind turbine engineer, my heart goes out to all those poor souls that get stuck with maintaining these turbines. That shit is not going to be easy💀

@GoodMorningButch Рік тому

I’m way more invested in this city than I ever thought I would be

@mitsuaky_ Рік тому

This is definitely my favorite series!! Thank you for bringing it back!!

@FoodBaby69 Рік тому

"When you're flooded you can no longer be efficient." Speak for yourself there guy.

@Firefrab Рік тому

the point in the day where there's a sudden surge of poo is about 7:30 in the morning on average. Also, we need engitpoia to build poo dykes

@LHyoutube Рік тому

'Poo dykes' sounds like a genre of porn that you really don't ever want to click on! 😂

@winterbeat13 Рік тому

No matter how much crap this game flings your way, you're always able to flush out the problem.

@tuurekeranen1771 Рік тому

"Turdal surges" got me laughing hard, thanks for that! :D

@onedeadsaint Рік тому

I've been impatiently waiting for the next Cities: Skyline episode, and it did not disappoint! more pls ✌️😎

@ArceusReborn-yf8tl 8 місяців тому

That small little island on looks his is probably the home of the engineers.

@19TheFallen Рік тому

There's a certain sense of irony and humor in the wording in terms of what led to there being "logs at the airport"! I imagine there's more than one kind of log at the airport after that flood!

@LHyoutube Рік тому

Yes, and he made that joke LOL.

@Flame-Fire-Original Рік тому

Idea: Build a Arcitect Prison Island in the other poocano. Might call it Poopaktraz

@LHyoutube Рік тому

Architraz?

@rudyfareseid8477 Рік тому

yoo matt crazy vids man I love the humor and chaos of cities skylines by far my fav series!!!

@mittfh Рік тому

Never mind the poocanos, how about the super-powered engines on those boats, taking them up ridiculously steep gradients?! Or the super-strong hulls, given they didn't care about the concrete walls at the poocano / canal boundary...

@leodalkey651 Рік тому

Water is like the only natural predator of cities skyline saves. I spent 20 hours stitching together an underground transits station. Like day later the lake over yonder decided it was now a geyser. Flooded the transit station. So I removed the water asset and flattened the lake. Didn't matter. I now bad bugged water sources in several places. Sae la vie.

@alfiehewett914 Рік тому

Hey Mat U should engenier a tunnel/bridge out of the under side of lol volcano 2.0 and make it run back up to above of architects island so they drown in their own feasses

@anthonyt6657 Рік тому

We need a full series of this !!

@CarolineLurks Рік тому

This series is, with a distance, my top favourite show ever! I don't understand why Netflix hasn't signed you up yet. Or have they tried? We don't need another sequel of Games of Thrones, THIS is way more interesting. Yes, I am serious.

@samsincuba3904 9 місяців тому

"That's it lads! Don't let the poo get you down".

@firmanimad Рік тому

Me just getting into the game: oh look, a real civil engineer playing this game. Can't wait to see beautiful, efficient tips and projects. First video:

@pnumenwiese Рік тому

ME: So, now you've got an brand new poocano. What do you wanna do with it? RCE: Yasss!

@garcipat Рік тому

Your "Atlantis" is really like Mexico-City. A lake that is forced dry with machines and with a city on top.

@hypernovamkvi715 Рік тому

Now this is peak engineering also I know it is unrelated but for hydroneer just get a ton of iron drills it is the way to go I have like 22 going an it gets about 4.2 cloutium in about 30seconds (your results may vary)

@augustas1 Рік тому

I love this channel. Matt always makes me laugh.

@vanessa-maynimmo4289 Рік тому

Same 🤣

@gafrers Рік тому

Love this series so much

@barbara7452 Рік тому

I absolutely loved the suer canal tour!

@inlandtaipan9959 Рік тому

This is how property value works in Engitopia: Anywhere near the Poocano, is 1$ to purchase. Anywhere near the lake is 5$, and litterally anywhere else is $100 000 dollars. *As long as Matt doesn't ever visit that place that is to cause Poonamis, Terdalwaves and sinkholes.*

@Vessaharja123 Рік тому

Yes I love these cities skyline videos!

@Chuycabra Рік тому

0:50 Dosn't being 'flooded' actually make it more efficient? 😉

@thescavenger9513 Рік тому

A solid idea, make another part of the city a poop Venice. Cheers from Colorado!

@breannathompson9094 Рік тому

9:00 lol i did not think the game engine worked like that, its like the tsunami used the existing water to continue traveling like it never hit land... a tsunami extender...

@C0LDBL00D3D Рік тому

Thanks Matt for continuing engitopia

@DavidSimmons42 Рік тому

I hope the folks on the boat tours around architect hill get proper PPE for the trip, only architects should be breathing that air in.

@tenchimuyo69 Рік тому

Just digging large holes is actually how Texas unironically handles flooding. No joke.

@TylerBlakeM Рік тому

Amazing videos. You deserve all the subs. Keep it going.

@Sky-ig7fk Рік тому

12:30 Call it Birmingham Mat, because it is dodgy.

@Chevyman3030 Рік тому

12:33 the "spaghetti way" junction

@hunter5822 Рік тому

14:11 need to expand the river, a few more branches would probably do well.

@unfortunatedisgrace246 Рік тому

*looking at the waters of the city * "everything is poo? " "allways has been."

@Weaponsandarmor Рік тому

"You can see people poo in waves you can see the little turdal surges"... you win the pun of the day sir.

@yungmonk9489 Рік тому

You can change the intensity of disasters to make your sinkholes larger and hold more flood water, then you COULD use your super pumps to get rid of the water and fill it in. Or simply leave the giant hole

@jusstdaking5509 Рік тому

This is my perfered content to watch when im on my break at work

@GlennDavey Рік тому

"Oh I've seen that one.... wait, 9 hours ago? Back into the poop we go!!!"

@Trynnun02 Рік тому

Now that you have all the tools and things unlocked, wouldn't it make more sense for the architects to live down low, and the engineers and everyone else to live up high? MEANING, use the terrain tool to raise the entire map height or most of it. This way, when you make a sink hole or need to drain something, it will actually be a proper sink hole or poop hole... make the architects live in the poop hole down low, in everyone else's poop.

@matsuhikotakagawa8060 Рік тому

A personal funny thing: When RCE completed the second _'Poocano'_ , I also happened to watch an AD about 'Geotechnical Software 5' with its 'water flow' simulation module 😂

@thubaahmad7214 Рік тому

Love this series... Cant wait for next

@gnawstic1682 Рік тому

“Turdal surges” 😂😂😂 that’s a top notch pun mate

@loreakaaasgeir Рік тому

Cheers Matt! I really needed a good laugh. I ❤ ENGITOPIA

@cat_man_0833 Рік тому

your cities skylines videos are the best!!!

@UmarFarooq_92 Рік тому

I want to see this efficiently designed city again

@stephenebelt850 Рік тому

This video is a perfect representation of the Quad Cities every other flood season-poop water everywhere!

@cchaz003 Рік тому

The architects struck back by crudely diverting the poo to the Engineers! This is definitely an act of war!

@Volron265 Рік тому

I love the fact that it's the Sewers Canal instead of the Suez Canal

@santiago8816 Рік тому

If you have the mod Extra Landscaping Tools you can configure the points of origin of water, with this you can control th overflow of the water.

@avgeek.aerlingus Рік тому

This is my new favourite channel and the city skylines is a great series!!

@dominic.h.3363 Рік тому

13:03 - still think it was a missed opportunity to call it scatlantis...

@LHyoutube Рік тому

You win the internet for today Sir! 🥇😂

@dominic.h.3363 Рік тому

@@LHyoutube Thanks :) Apparently it's too high brow for most people, because this is the second time I've posted this (first was when he did the Atlantis video), and you were the first one to appreciate the pun.

@legendaryspud3462 Рік тому

I have a perfectly evil plan. Instead of connecting the architects’ water supply to engitopia’s , make their water supply come from water pumps pumping the poopcano.

@AxisFriend599 5 місяців тому

Prayers from engitopia 2 🙏🙏🙏🙏 god saves yall from that terrible flood

@o0Adun0o Рік тому

@14:00 RCE switching to full blood English dude portrait in every movie

@pilothaha Рік тому

This series devolved faster then NikoadoAvacado

@i-muts Рік тому

On the big canal, instead if excavating it you can use the in-game canal builder to make sure it never leaks

@tommy0con2 Рік тому

from the shape of the city near the high way mess, you should call it spaghetti and meatballs

@AustinCra Рік тому

Hey RCE In the water and Sewer tab there’s a building called pumping service. It will send trucks out to clean up flood waters in the city.

@iamdopalicious Рік тому

You turned on too many pumps last time. The water needs somewhere to escape So your city flooded!

@Rob_Enhoud Рік тому

Yes, this is the problem. It's not the poocano, but the Atlantis pumps raising the overall water level in the river which then causes the runoff from the poocano to overtop the banks.

@iamdopalicious Рік тому

@@Rob_Enhoud exactly