How can you beat this?

naa bro, thanos before that snap with that sword i'm just saying

Fuck the other 4 I just want my dad on there cuz I still haven't met him

The air forces got my fucking dying.

@@CanadianGentleMen it's simple. You can't

ppAP

Too OP bruh

My five Me My red bull My definitely not alchohol its "soda" My "oregano" My captain crunch even tho im a grown ass man

Does he have a UKposts account

the last one dosent exist

the ends justify the means

too much 😂😂😂

MORE, MOREEEE!

Has anyone even actually seen heavenly? I'm starting to think that he is the floating demon from doom that he is portraited as

@@complexgamer-hg8sf yes badger made a video blog thing.

That's true success, achieving without needing to win

Not to mention they didn’t sweat-swamp, break the rules of the game or straight up CHEAT by stream sniping. The rule for twitch rivals was that there could be no pro-league players, but the enemy team got around this by having ‘ex’ pro-league players, which is an oxymoron seeing how once you leave the league you don’t stop being skilled, you are a pro-gammer. Guece was upset because Badger’s team went in expecting the game how it should have been; Having fun and being entertaining like they were supposed to, only for the enemy team to be pathetic and sweaty. SERIOUSLY, they had to go up against a full team of Pro-players who cheated as they weren’t allowed to have Pro-players and they stream-snipped. Badger’s team should have received the prizes while the enemy team should have received nothing.

@@leviathanxyzzy4993 especially after the opening i feel so fucking bad for Geuce

Fr

Inability to process ends up being easier to ignore than an immune system malfunction. I do the same with seafood lol

@@clayxros576 as someone with lactose intolerance but drinks a bowl of cereal almost every day this is factually correct

I mean, all you really get if you're lactose intolerant and eat something with lactose is a stream of diarrhea so strong you can fly to moon and back purely on 1 blast, so, idk

Yep. Lactose Intolerant here, and I will eat cheese as a meal. I was told I can't have it, but fuck you I like dairy.

It's more of a "Fuck it, we'll all die eventually

You never heard of the boneless pizza meme?

@@gamingfae3909 no

@@Twilightss nah man it’s good, weirdly crunchy tho

What you never had a boned pizza shit bussin

Heavenly is an embodiment of chaos on the same level as CallMeKevin. Try to comprehend them and face insanity

Soap after the burns

@@VacadoRay RIP Soap 😔

MY MAIN MAN KIMBO SLICE

Just yea

Jorge :)

You can't just skip the system like that lmao, god built it so that everyone would get screwed over just the same.

when?

@@antifurrybase literally the first clip in the video

ah@@mekhie.r.duncan3825

One of my favorites

Possibly his best lol

BONELESS PIZZA

I cryed the moment it started

Badger Ur neck looks like it could slip Ur head in it

Ok I agree entirely.

Bro Lee Harvey Oswald is boutta snipe some motherfuckers

lee harvey is boutta put lyndon b johnson into office and win the game, straight ballin

Dang I was going to put Lee until I saw this comment

i laughed at joe lol

SPOOKITO aye we meet again my friend

Fury Hollow so we do, how you doin on this lovely day brother?

SPOOKITO uploaded a video today so I’m feeling good Hbu

Fury Hollow that’s great man, stay on that grind I’m doin pretty good myself got a badger vid to watch so my day got better

SPOOKITO same dude any video with bajur is a good day And thanks I’ll keep on the grind until then bitter end

Everybody has a stupid limit. Geuce found his

@@clayxros576 I would be pissed too I'd lost all that cash because my teammates were being dumbassses lol

@@yorukage5926 Agreed. Like, even though it's Badger we know the team has some good skill behind it. With actual prizes on the line, expecting them to put their foot down is reasonable. Either that, or poor Geuce didn't know just HOW hard they weren't going to try. "I expected this" implies he knew to expect bs, just not eating a pizza w/ vodka levels of bs.

@Aidan Hall A legit prize can put certain expectations into people. Geuce has kind of always been the more serious of the lot as well (when he isnt memeing with his shotgun). And he did seem to have a good time after the pizza incident, I read it as he was brutally reminded what the goal was.

"I'm alright... I expected this.." just that tone of voice sounded kinda sad tbh, like it was very genuine even when he lashed out about the pizza thing.

Ngl Mothra would pull the best dunks

Jeans guy from the mandalorian?

@@splathana in one episode of the Mandalorian there was a split second where you could see a part of a dude in jeans. He was later edited out but not before he was turned into a meme.

@@insertclevernamehere92 ah

I'm gonna be real with you, I haven't played basketball since my college days. So don't expect me to make a buzzer shot.

Bonus person Jared from Subway

We would get Hoot

Should

Pov there at the bar talking about there nerfs

@@FSGTACHANKA Jager: I know I know they nerf us but we got to keep going Vigil:Haha look at operators helping there teammates

Huh?

@@thebigmoizt3270 same

Wait no it's the 5 for the pickup game

“Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra”

You a rainamator fan too?

Yeah I've watched the entire Rainimator series

@@alphabloodeagle3780 same

yo, u forgot Heavenly's red bull

Heavenly’s digestive system

X3non the redbull will be the back up

Same

“Have t he pizza play a round” Zakarya Bentameur

Which mical jackson black or white

hispanic

I think Steve might be too op, like mega op.

@@orionxx9998 Inbetween

I like to think it's not minecraft Steve but some guy named Steve

As a Canadian, I would like to accept your offer on behalf of all canadians everywhere

@@spoonninja2330 I am honored to have all of you on the team. Probably gonna be a center

Mine is the entire fucking Milky Way Galaxy

All you need is Matt not gonna lie

@@spoonninja2330 same lmao

Ecl1pse011 why couldn’t this be top comment.

Tyler1 goes the the Y that I work at

Yesssss!

Aw sweet thanks man

Communist

@@brojakeyt6782 no shit Sherlock?

i would like but the like number is so beautiful

My 5: - scp-001 (the gate guardian) - Kevin the cube from fortnite - scp-096 - sephiroth - pyramid head

Bro can i sit this one out my fatass will be tired after a step

Good point 682

ohio ballin

I'm in Ohio bro I won't let you down

Can’t tell if you mean soup, the entire city, or the football team but we’ll go with all of them

What dallas

@@ZackShark1 every Dallas and the city

@@autophr3949 as long as he brings medic bags he will have them on his side

Gimme Sasha boi.

Who is that?

@@anonymouslizardcru1445 porn star

@@anonymouslizardcru1445 really good actress, would reccomend watching the movies shes in. PG13 btw

Well duuh. But now that she's taken... Lola Bunny (Space Jam)

I upvoted the second I saw Diomedes. Good man.

you want that lying cheating shit

UwU Damn it i had the same idea u had

"Brother, I am dunking here!"

I’ll choose glaz Biden fuze kapkan because he kan and Steve from mincraft

HOOO

I commend this as the bastard son of a MAJOR basketball fan

How about this as a retort: Dante for three pointers and playmaking/speed TOG II from World of Tanks for emotional support Kratos to posterize any center he sees (like bro fr has Giant Slayer on hall of fame) Legendary Super Saiyan Broly DBZ for alley-oops and post game Tyberos the Red Wake from Warhammer 40k for inside defense

Jorge fuckin ballin

@@eminem1167or just Vergil and 4 more doppelgängers of Vergil

Jesus will still whoop ass "Eat this for that is my Court" John 16:9

i read that as jesus on crocs which is the best mental image

Jesus on the cross has that surface area just stick him by the hoop

Im even more late

I love how u say jesus (on the cross) like its goku (ssj3)

You can't see John cena. *BUT YOU CAN STILL SEE THE BALL*

Even Yeager so he can stomp everyones ass into submission

@@kiwisinner OH SHIT

Wait why would Eren Jaeger piss off heavenly? Did I miss something here?

It’s yeager btw also why would eren piss of him

Yea Russians are like super humans

@@djsrevenge the four horsemen of the apocalypse: Russians Brazilians Africans Floridians

truly

Russian is a different race altogether

No Russian

That's nigh unbeatable

That ain't legal

You can’t beet that

That’s fucking unbeatable

Give this man a metal.

Indeed

Aye that could actually be fun as hell Random teams every game

Who's your fifth

WHERE THE 5TH AT

If you're taking suggestions, may I present: Joseph Stalin

@@rimabeans166 guess terminator armor counts as a person

@@rimabeans166 me

real mates right there

Milk Bag > Milk Carton

Your team would have a lot of yell at each other

@@wud4484 "Communication is Key."

id hate to be a part of the carpool on the way to the match with captain slow

HAMMOND!

Jordan Peterson???? How the fuck does he connect into this

Bruh Rasputin finna air out a whole field so that ain’t cool

Kim Jon un ain’t passin

(After he’s shot) LMAOOO

Bull Nye isnt that good. Shoud have gone for Steven Hawking.

I see you chose bill nye wise choice XD so did i lmao

I'll. Second that big man

I'll. Second that big man

@Clu Rosencrans and he‘s still gonna win

Can I copy that?

Definitely don’t wanna play Jenga with Osama

You got John Wick so he will do all the work.

-_- What?

Osama😂😂

Well it would add a difficulty tweak

Ok, I actually turned around, them shits is scary

OH SHIT. Wait wait hol up...... ukposts.info/have/v-deo/sqSKnI57eJ6YqGg.html

I turned around and a friend of mine was behind me and scared the fuck outta me

NO NON ON ON ON ON ONONONONONONON

2004 Subaru Outback do not attempt to board the helicopter

The constant mention of Kobe and the do not board the helicopter was a warning

rattle me bones god dammit dude

I thought of Pacific rim uprising

Kobe’s dead 😂

Ngl your team is stacked 😂

And it was still more fun

You trying to disrespect the fallen

Someone can't count how dumb are you 4v4 you dumbass not 5v5

@@cagethelonewolf Try listening to the end of the video. He changed the question to 5v5. Also, literally every other comment here is doing 5v5 drafts so either you’re blind or you just feel like being a dick.

I know I'm late but Luffy Obvious reasons Goku Get through defense with ultra instinct n shit, deny a three pointer with a back hand like its a stray kasha ball Baldur (God of War PS4) He's swift n agile AF Darth Vader without a cape (Gotta have the Chosen one) Strong with the force, cybernetic enhancements enhance speed and match his reflexes. He uses force fear like blinking so you know he psyching out the whole team he playin And can't forget Prince also for obvious reasons Spare player is Kevin Malone from the Office also for obvious reasons Match would be sponsored in part by the Empire, Nike, n Mountain Dew Emperor Palpatine wearing Nike's: Just Dew It

@@cagethelonewolf bro how are you gonna try to insult him and end up looking even stupider, nice one genius

@@liamsievers6419 says the person who uses his real name on youtube enjoy getting doxxed every day of your life

It’s about the Mets baby

It's about pizza. HE WAS EATING A FUCKING PIZZA!

@@callmeiz4048 WHILE PLAYING THE FUCKING GAME!

@@BIGSCHMUNGY love the Mets baby

@@-gibby538 lets go hit a home run

The...the ENTIRE....entire communist party?

This Man didn't even go with Count Chocola he needs the whole Communist Party.

Zachary Spencer it’s basically one person

_frosted flakes mvp_

None of you pointed out the fact he's having all of ww1

I would have gone with Pre Malone. Give Carson something to work with.

MLK and Perry are gonna Cary

Who is Carson the the mega man x legend the speed runner

That was Geuse that was raging. Heavenly is dying of laughter

"You know I had to Scooby Dooby Doo it to 'em"