Can You Beat Far Cry 4 With Only A Machete?

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You can't deny that Far Cry 4 was arguably the best Far Cry 4 of all time. There are a lot of ways to approach any given problem in the game, but the last 25 years of my life have been kinda stressful. I wanna go back to a simpler time when people got their hands dirty. Can You Beat Far Cry 4 With Only A Machete?
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Can You Beat Far Cry 4 With Only A Machete? (in text form)
For the first time in Mitten Squad history I can say that this video is sponsored by Ubisoft. You've seen me play Elmo's Number Apocalypse, you know I love numbers, and Ubisoft loves them too. That’s why they’re donating $25,000 to Able Gamers, a charity that’s helped thousands of disabled people around the globe experience the kind of stories you can only find in world of video games. In addition to the massive donation, Ubisoft borrowed the machete they let me borrow from them to slash the prices Far Cry 3, 4, and 5 to an incredibly $3, $6, and $9 respectively. And with Far Cry 6 to to be born on October 7, you’ve got the entire summer to experience some of the most chaotic fun the world of video games has to offer. Use your favorite finger to click the link at the top of the video description to check out the games and for more information on where Ubisoft taking Far Cry next, make sure to tune into Ubisoft Forward on Saturday June 12th at 12PM PT. That’s 3PM EST if you’re in the bEST time zone.
Our story begins, as so many stories do, on the bus with an old man, a passport, and a monkey. You can think of Pagan Min as the moose in charge of our little mountain retreat. My escort and I signed up for 2 very different experiences. I wanted the torture, but he took it for himself and left me sweaterless with the disgusting ocean food. You don't eat what comes from the ocean, that's where the plastic lives. I left what's his name behind, Sable rescued me, I took my time walking to the car, didn't get to play with the elephant, I practiced not shooting anyone with a gun by not shooting anyone with a gun and got pretty good at not shooting anyone by the time I stopped not shooting anyone. A tree had a wild night and before I could spell machete I found myself ankle keep in a raging war for the nation Kyrat.

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@PresidentAutumn
@PresidentAutumn 2 роки тому
“Can you beat Far Cry 4 without attacking anything?” Just sits there and gets the secret ending at the beginning.
@serwalkerofthekeynes8761
@serwalkerofthekeynes8761 2 роки тому
I recall not paying attention when I was starting, ole pagan chattering away.. Next thing I know I'm seeing credits roll 🤣
@johnm3907
@johnm3907 2 роки тому
@@serwalkerofthekeynes8761 that didnt happen.
@timmy67888ts
@timmy67888ts 2 роки тому
@@johnm3907 yes it did lol if you just sit there and wait a while when Pagan walks away and tells you to wait, he comes back and the game is over
@luckoftheirish8708
@luckoftheirish8708 2 роки тому
@@timmy67888ts no, you actually do a little bit. It doesn’t just immediately end
@kclink1579
@kclink1579 2 роки тому
Well now it's not
@Doctorwhofan451
@Doctorwhofan451 2 роки тому
Look at my little baby boy 😢 getting his first sponsor. He's finally a man.
@slacktivism05
@slacktivism05 2 роки тому
and not by Raid Shadow Legends thankfully
@kengyouseng8426
@kengyouseng8426 2 роки тому
Not a virgin anymore
@skrubby160
@skrubby160 2 роки тому
They grow up so fast😢
@villings
@villings 2 роки тому
@@slacktivism05 or that plastic wallet thing
@JJ_Jonah
@JJ_Jonah 2 роки тому
@@villings or ‘honey’
@lucianbrown6228
@lucianbrown6228 4 місяці тому
Rest In Peace Man I loved your videos wish you still here to make more
@zoro4661WasTaken
@zoro4661WasTaken 2 роки тому
"I'm not playing the game - I AM the game! And it was rigged from the start." Holy shit, what a quote
@studmuffin5953
@studmuffin5953 2 роки тому
Isn’t that part of the new Vegas quote? “It was rigged from the start”
@zoro4661WasTaken
@zoro4661WasTaken 2 роки тому
@@studmuffin5953 That's the reference he made, yeah "Truth is, the game was rigged from the start."
@epsilon3569
@epsilon3569 2 роки тому
"You don't eat what comes from the ocean, that's where they plastic lives." -Mitten, 2021
@PerturaBased
@PerturaBased 2 роки тому
Is he wrong ?
@angelman906
@angelman906 2 роки тому
@@BeetleBuns yeah, those scuba divers are viscous creatures.
@longleaf1217
@longleaf1217 2 роки тому
so true though. so true.
@justinweber4977
@justinweber4977 2 роки тому
Mitten "Paul" Squad III, Esq. Vote him as your representative today.
@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat
@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat 2 роки тому
@@angelman906 viscous or vicious?
@nickmontalbano9573
@nickmontalbano9573 2 роки тому
Ah yes…my favorite “Get Tricked into Being a Terrorist” game.
@D-FENS33
@D-FENS33 2 роки тому
Even Sabal and Amita, who I hate, aren't terrorists. But they become just as bad as Pagan Min. Pagan is likable because he's nice to the protagonist, but his rule is tyrannical and should be rebelled against (which isn't terrorism because civilians aren't deliberately attacked).
@angelman906
@angelman906 2 роки тому
@@BeetleBuns no, terrorism is violence and or intimidation used for a political agenda.
@paranoiia8
@paranoiia8 2 роки тому
@Hongding Zhou actually there is no country/place that end well after rebellion, with trigger happy people that have no idea how to manage country and relations with other countries that are not happy to deal with them due to lack of knowledge in politic. Most of Rebellions end in chaos that end in corrupted pseudo demotratic system like eg in Ukraine. That get semi-clean after some time, like eg in Poland, but people still mentally are morons in term of politic so its never good... especially today when its get even more chaotic because of all that political correctness and another group that try to push their agenda...
@bencegergohocz5988
@bencegergohocz5988 2 роки тому
I'm playing far cry 4 right now... I started with the secret ending and i already know what kyrat ends up under either of those 2 dipshits so not being able to side with Pagen is pretty annoying. Also, if you don't like us calling them terrorists. We can go with Relegious extremist and Drog baron too.
@snkybrki
@snkybrki 2 роки тому
@@paranoiia8 It's often worth the risk. Try saying that to the North Korean citizens starving to death. They'd agree because they were taught at birth that their leader is a literal god, but still.
@nicklaskirkeby3921
@nicklaskirkeby3921 2 роки тому
“You CANT DENY, that far cry 4 was ARGUABLY the best FAR CRY 4” No i really can’t deny that😂
@merskyman2449
@merskyman2449 2 роки тому
But it also was a great far cry one of my favorite anyway
@geordi5054
@geordi5054 2 роки тому
Just as long as he doesn't say that to a Far Cry fan.
@fridgeonwheels5622
@fridgeonwheels5622 2 роки тому
I prefer FC2
@mcmuffinstuffer1217
@mcmuffinstuffer1217 2 роки тому
First game I played on PS4, also what got me into shooter games. It’s great, a nice open world game that would have personally been better if I already knew what L3 and R3 were. 7/10 cool game
@z54964380
@z54964380 2 роки тому
@@geordi5054 Well he can because there isn’t any other Far Cry 4, so it’s the best and the worst lol
@alwaysjordan7032
@alwaysjordan7032 2 роки тому
“A gun isn’t a knife” *insert meme of Hannibal Burress staring at his own hands*
@__sanchez2094
@__sanchez2094 2 роки тому
Oh wouldn't you like to know what's there in Hannibal's hands?
@runawaycatwithbreadaroundm2512
@runawaycatwithbreadaroundm2512 2 роки тому
Best comment ever lol
@DyoKasparov
@DyoKasparov 2 роки тому
"The hostages went and got themselves ito a hostage situation" is my fav quote of the video
@Eli-akad
@Eli-akad 2 роки тому
I’m seeing this comment prior to watching the vid and without context that shit funny asl🤣
@Lickicker
@Lickicker 2 роки тому
I liked the very first quote better, "you cant deny that far cry 4 was arguably the best far cry 4 ever" just a nice way of saying definitely not the best far cry game
@DyoKasparov
@DyoKasparov 2 роки тому
@@Lickicker As long as it doesn't crash if you explode a barrel in a cave then yeah it's the best Far Cry 4 ever :D
@rebelgaming1.5.14
@rebelgaming1.5.14 2 роки тому
@@DyoKasparov Game good. Very annoying when you get your skull bashed in by a soldier for the 500th time trying to liberate an Outpost though.
@DyoKasparov
@DyoKasparov 2 роки тому
@@rebelgaming1.5.14 oh i never had problems with the difficulty, i love tryina go stealth :D but the game had this really annoying bug on pc and consoles where it would freeze and crash if you go too wild in caves, it's not only barrels but explosions in general can crash your game if u do it in caves One more thing, forts were easier than outposts imho
@WhitekidCvsual
@WhitekidCvsual 2 роки тому
Never expected a sponsored video, damn man... finally hittin’ puberty and growing them kneecaps? (“Babies don’t get kneecaps until they hit puberty” - Paul, “Can you beat fallout 3 as a baby”)
@GreebusBleeb
@GreebusBleeb 2 роки тому
Glad you cited in MLA style
@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat
@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat 2 роки тому
@@GreebusBleeb they forgot the closed parentheses but otherwise good.
@pavanteja5176
@pavanteja5176 Місяць тому
rip
@Griffen329
@Griffen329 2 роки тому
“I used every tactic imaginable to stop this truck. I threw a box at it. It did nothing. I moved on with my life”
@onyx7117
@onyx7117 4 місяці тому
just got this in my recommended… rest in peace Paul. may the real game begin in heaven.
@TheUnnervingCellist
@TheUnnervingCellist 3 місяці тому
Wait. Is the guy dead?
@onyx7117
@onyx7117 3 місяці тому
@@TheUnnervingCellist yep
@TheUnnervingCellist
@TheUnnervingCellist 3 місяці тому
@@onyx7117 that sucks. How?
@onyx7117
@onyx7117 3 місяці тому
@@TheUnnervingCellist he suffocated to death in his sleep after passing out on the couch after a night of drinking. really sad stuff. he’d been apparently trying to sober up these last few months too.
@TheUnnervingCellist
@TheUnnervingCellist 3 місяці тому
@@onyx7117 fuck man. That's dark and sad. I love his videos..
@t7mf
@t7mf 2 роки тому
“the beginning is probably the hardest part of the early game” -mittensquad 2021
@JohnDoe-fw9ty
@JohnDoe-fw9ty 2 роки тому
"This isn't an intervention though, I was always more of a WA2000 kind of guy" Me and mitten squad would get along swimmingly
@armouredjester1622
@armouredjester1622 2 роки тому
Is there room in this debate for the mighty Dragunov, or are we just comparing lesser rifles?
@Eoniclipse
@Eoniclipse 2 роки тому
I hate the fact you purposefully ignored the "Intervention" part of that phrase
@BradTheAmerican
@BradTheAmerican 2 роки тому
@@armouredjester1622 ew
@justinfarmer7460
@justinfarmer7460 2 роки тому
Always loved that rifle haha
@SkipTheKip
@SkipTheKip 2 роки тому
Intervention is just a dollar store .50 BMG rifle. WA2000 is what the chad 47 loves to use
@CruizeyYT
@CruizeyYT Місяць тому
Really sad knowing he's gone, rest in peace man
@elcatrinc1996
@elcatrinc1996 2 роки тому
It still hurts me thatthey removed the healing system after this game, snapping your fingers and popping your limbs back in place was a really funny and unique mechanic
@MoistCrunchy
@MoistCrunchy 2 роки тому
Then how do you heal in far cry 5??
@elcatrinc1996
@elcatrinc1996 2 роки тому
@@MoistCrunchy as far as i remember you only inject the typical magic needle or put a bandage over a droken arm, nothing more, no taking glass shards out of your arms, no biting bullets out of your limbs, no fixing your broken foot by twisting it back in place
@elcatrinc1996
@elcatrinc1996 2 роки тому
@Harrison Hughes (Student) I hate being wrong, but its worse, so i feel even dumber, i really hope they put the older system in the new game, i really fucking hope (or at least a mod for it)
@unclefilthy848
@unclefilthy848 2 роки тому
It was much better in far cry 2, getting blown up by a grenade and ONLY yanking some jagged metal outta your forearm wrapping it up and truckin' on was so badass
@elcatrinc1996
@elcatrinc1996 2 роки тому
@@unclefilthy848 Yeah, and in the original Far Cry, literally pulling out wire trapped in your leg VERTICALLY, or poping back your fucking hand in place
@ericfreel9923
@ericfreel9923 2 роки тому
"Can you beat Fallout: New Vegas by ordering cheap Chinese takeout and using the chopsticks on the controller"
@kooshkangaroo
@kooshkangaroo 2 роки тому
Kinda fucked. Hard enough challenge as is. Dont have to make it cheap chinese food.
@Crowvithian
@Crowvithian 2 роки тому
More like can you beat FNV after eating cheap Chinese takeout and not shit yourself
@PurpVertigo69420
@PurpVertigo69420 2 роки тому
Who hurt you?
@noodles466
@noodles466 2 роки тому
@@PurpVertigo69420 😂
@artmis-eb6so
@artmis-eb6so 2 роки тому
Thats sounds like a challenge for Senza
@PerturaBased
@PerturaBased 2 роки тому
"far cry 4 is the best far cry 4 from all time" agreed mate
@LocoMe4u
@LocoMe4u 2 роки тому
0:00 yeah because if you compare it to FC3 or FCprimal, it's a honky dory poo
@I_am_Mazki
@I_am_Mazki 2 роки тому
May be a unpopular opinions but my preference is farcry 4 when it comes to best farcry 4
@elonleon4452
@elonleon4452 2 роки тому
Compare it to anything else, then its just "okay i guess".
@dakotafrank8595
@dakotafrank8595 2 роки тому
I think far cry 4 is better tho
@KayJay940
@KayJay940 2 роки тому
You think its ironic until you you word swap in fallout4 and are like 'oh'.
@tobasco_jones6160
@tobasco_jones6160 4 місяці тому
Rest in Peace, Paul (aka mittensquad) ❤ love you brother
@BankeyMan123
@BankeyMan123 2 роки тому
I disagree
@Selfish_Neurotic
@Selfish_Neurotic 2 роки тому
"African or European?"
@schloompy6985
@schloompy6985 2 роки тому
3 is the best homie
@Opptios
@Opptios 2 роки тому
@@schloompy6985 I am sorry do you wipe your ass sitting down?
@lix3r
@lix3r 2 роки тому
@@Opptios I know right, get a load of this guy
@Magicpants34484
@Magicpants34484 2 роки тому
“Cancer is the worst cancer”
@planetbob6703
@planetbob6703 2 роки тому
22:19 "Truth is... The game was rigged from the start." *(Bang)* "Hey, you! You’re finally awake. Walked right into that imperial ambush."
@ferdinandroig3460
@ferdinandroig3460 2 роки тому
Truth is, the real game never began.
@Crowvithian
@Crowvithian 2 роки тому
Truth is, You both just lost the game.
@ViridisGames
@ViridisGames 2 роки тому
“In my drinking days...” - MittenSquad 2021 *everyone liked that* ♥️
@magentuspriest
@magentuspriest 2 роки тому
What's the timestamp?
@ViridisGames
@ViridisGames 2 роки тому
@@magentuspriest 18:25
@saulgallagher5668
@saulgallagher5668 2 роки тому
Now they're only drinking nights
@nervto2398
@nervto2398 2 роки тому
@@saulgallagher5668 :(
@cyphersloth4479
@cyphersloth4479 2 місяці тому
27:00 "Gone, but not forgotten" that one hurts RIP
@RVLogan
@RVLogan 4 місяці тому
Rip mitten squad bro i already miss you you have given so much memories for my childhood everyday i would look up your UKposts and watch so many of your videos man i love you man fly high 🕊️🫶🙏
@Hatman_Hans
@Hatman_Hans 2 роки тому
“I punished Kyrat’s endangered species list by adding me to it” is probably the strangest yet most badass line I’ve heard in a while
@amrenhunterofthedarksoul5828
@amrenhunterofthedarksoul5828 2 роки тому
"and saved the town with my secret super power, CRIME." -Mitten squad 2021.
@somedude6833
@somedude6833 2 роки тому
Tbh a superhero who fights crime using crime would be funny.
@milohdd
@milohdd 2 роки тому
@@somedude6833 isnt that just batman
@somedude6833
@somedude6833 2 роки тому
@@milohdd yes but Batman can’t shoot fire out of his fingers to commit arson.
@mateoreyes6921
@mateoreyes6921 2 роки тому
@@somedude6833 So......Deadpool?
@RareEarthSeries
@RareEarthSeries 2 роки тому
"That's where the plastic lives" is an incredible line
@tripperedd4948
@tripperedd4948 4 місяці тому
It’s too sad too be true bro I loved your far cry videos and now hearing your passing😢😢 this can’t be true man
@TrayTerra
@TrayTerra 2 роки тому
**starts game** **enjoys crab rangoon** **spends quality time with father** **beats game with only a knife**
@OG_DouG
@OG_DouG 2 роки тому
Damn, nice sponsor you got there, Paul! Wonder how many shopping carts you can save with that money
@MittenSquad
@MittenSquad 2 роки тому
It will never be enough
@bukitcengkeh1
@bukitcengkeh1 2 роки тому
@@MittenSquad no amount will ever be enough
@potatonite2340
@potatonite2340 2 роки тому
​@@MittenSquad Damn you're a member of your own channel? Now that's what I call being a self-starter.
@Milk_Man_Plays
@Milk_Man_Plays 4 місяці тому
God be with this man I’m so sorry he had to leave us so soon
@philipppaul9717
@philipppaul9717 3 місяці тому
what happend
@Someone-hv7tv
@Someone-hv7tv 3 місяці тому
@@philipppaul9717he died most likely due to his alcohol addiction. It sucks because he was sober for a few months before going back to it hard again
@Ivanstov
@Ivanstov 4 місяці тому
RIP Paul... coming back to one of my favs in memory. Gonna miss your content dude
@alvinnarciso6130
@alvinnarciso6130 2 роки тому
"you know I love numbers" I don't know why but that just makes me laugh lol
@HelheimMudkip
@HelheimMudkip 2 роки тому
Elmo's Number Adventure flashbacks
@ScourgeTheGreat
@ScourgeTheGreat 2 роки тому
I like how like a third of this video is just Paul being chased by rhinos
@masatakaoniwa5185
@masatakaoniwa5185 2 роки тому
Actual question: wasn’t the “machete” called a kukri?
@AgentElmer
@AgentElmer 2 роки тому
He is using a kukri machete. It’s technically an machete with a kukri shape. A kukri is simply the type or shape of the blade. So basically he is using both.
@punkrocker1377
@punkrocker1377 2 роки тому
@@AgentElmer kukris are typically that shape. They're Nepalese machetes. A kukri IS a machete. And a plate. And a skinning knife. And a bunch of other shit.
@masatakaoniwa5185
@masatakaoniwa5185 2 роки тому
@@AgentElmer oh thanks i was actually curious 😅
@LegendStormcrow
@LegendStormcrow 2 роки тому
@@punkrocker1377 kukri is what you want it to be.
@yoo-hoo3886
@yoo-hoo3886 2 роки тому
Knife is knife
@sharmanik3740
@sharmanik3740 4 місяці тому
RIP King :(
@GraverGaming
@GraverGaming 2 роки тому
“ The first 25 years of my life have been stressful “ , if that isn’t relatable , I don’t know is what is . Also Paul’s personality made it almost impossible to k ow if he was being sarcastic during the sponsor
@Kryptnyt
@Kryptnyt 2 роки тому
I have bad news about the next number of years to come, but regardless, everything is gonna be alright.
@liambutcher5704
@liambutcher5704 2 роки тому
"The sight of a wilds Mittens Squad sprinting towards them..." - Terrifying thought!
@bobassripper1094
@bobassripper1094 4 місяці тому
Rest in peace you angel amongst men
@Shadow-hd7yl
@Shadow-hd7yl 2 роки тому
“But how can a big bird be in the sky when birds don’t real” this had me absolutely dead
@Nolan12_11
@Nolan12_11 2 роки тому
“We can’t expect god to do all the work”
@moodygurlification
@moodygurlification 2 роки тому
I'm getting Richthofen on you
@jeezlol
@jeezlol 2 роки тому
@@moodygurlification i’m getting dempsey on richtofen
@joakimberg7897
@joakimberg7897 2 роки тому
WHO is on your profile picture Nikolai?
@ARipeBanana
@ARipeBanana 2 роки тому
Oh hey, a mitten squad upload! I sure hope it isn't him torturing hims- *Oh.*
@thedootlord
@thedootlord 2 роки тому
HEY BANANA
@TheSaltiestOne
@TheSaltiestOne 2 роки тому
ıdk what ur expecting he always tortures himself
@mikerrnm
@mikerrnm 2 роки тому
Oh.
@ryancameron3457
@ryancameron3457 2 роки тому
18:32 “in my drinking days…” I’m glad he got the help he needed, and that it’s improved the effort he puts into his runs. Happy to see someone succeeding in recovery!
@jacobharris378
@jacobharris378 11 місяців тому
It was sarcasm
@andrewcody2181
@andrewcody2181 4 місяці тому
Welp this aged terribly rip MS
@maxmanramfan
@maxmanramfan 2 роки тому
Good to have you back Paul, hope things are going well for you. I know your struggles aren't a race where you cross a finish line and it's all behind you, but we're rooting for you every day to keep up that good fight. Also, the video's great as always, looking forwards to the next one!
@kevinsundelin8639
@kevinsundelin8639 2 роки тому
Underrated comment
@mlgtactics9911
@mlgtactics9911 4 місяці тому
​@@kevinsundelin8639...
@Nexus_Simulations
@Nexus_Simulations 4 місяці тому
This aged like fine wine. He's starting the real game in heaven, far from any struggle he had.
@spellicup5286
@spellicup5286 2 роки тому
Clicked faster than my Ford raptor driving through the orphanage
@arthurmernard5879
@arthurmernard5879 2 роки тому
Mine was a chevy Silverado
@farmgoat9372
@farmgoat9372 2 роки тому
"I climbed the same way I live my life, no way down" -Paul
@ankleblad4727
@ankleblad4727 2 роки тому
The Man, the Myth, the LEGEND
@I_am_ENSanity
@I_am_ENSanity 2 роки тому
"Far Cry 4 was the best Far Cry 4 of all time" You can't argue with that logic.
@cartjeb
@cartjeb 4 місяці тому
Wonderful to hear his voice again
@gaymohammed3137
@gaymohammed3137 3 місяці тому
I hope his videos never get deleted. I don't know why but this death of a known "stranger" kinda hit hard. Knowing his past.
@bryanlennox1441
@bryanlennox1441 2 роки тому
I love you mitten, I hope you’re doing better. Stay strong king. ❤️
@oldsif645
@oldsif645 2 роки тому
From how he sounded during the sponsorship i dont think he is, i think he might be financially struggling
@eracer166
@eracer166 2 роки тому
The gameplay in this actually looks like it needs some skill, like those parkour parts.
@Starchaser38
@Starchaser38 2 роки тому
Only medium tactics-wise skill. It doesn't require much even on the highest difficulty, unless you come up with some challenges like this one for yourself. But, of course, there is a lot of point in playing with skill and being creative. That is one of the most noticeable traits of the series.
@shadestorm4049
@shadestorm4049 2 роки тому
the "that's where the plastic lives." comment really got me lmfao.
@yodaboyisreal3748
@yodaboyisreal3748 2 роки тому
"Back in my drinking days" proud of ya buddy
@retrodarktrooper6372
@retrodarktrooper6372 2 роки тому
He does crack now
@climbhigher6813
@climbhigher6813 2 роки тому
I hope he is free from the addiction. That shit is not pretty.
@vampireeric1
@vampireeric1 2 роки тому
I'm always amazed at how good this game looks. It's so old even back in the day it was so beautiful and ran really smooth.
@pweefypweef4089
@pweefypweef4089 2 роки тому
Yeah Bethesda wtf? If Ubersoft can make vidya game work surely you can too.
@andrewv018
@andrewv018 2 роки тому
Do “can you beat far cry 4 without attacking anything” and then just do the Easter egg ending where you stay there for 15 minutes
@buster6899
@buster6899 2 роки тому
25 minutes to say “the real game began.” This is a new record
@odd29918
@odd29918 2 роки тому
Paul: "This video is sponsored by Ubisoft" *Everybody Liked That*
@uttersdacow9580
@uttersdacow9580 2 роки тому
Also paul "I hate far cry 3"
@morj5184
@morj5184 2 роки тому
That "back in my drinking days" made me proud dude. Glad you're doing better for yourself!
@magentuspriest
@magentuspriest 2 роки тому
When did he say it?
@doomsday9831
@doomsday9831 2 роки тому
@@magentuspriest 18:25 or sum
@heronekkotheanimer7386
@heronekkotheanimer7386 2 роки тому
So proud of Paul and all the achievements that the channel has gotten. The real game is almost beginning.
@abrahamwashington8579
@abrahamwashington8579 2 роки тому
Yup the sneaky mission at the party is literally the hardest mission I have ever played. Took hours for me to learn all the guards routes and where to go
@petersonl1008
@petersonl1008 2 роки тому
That was hilarious. "Used all the liquid inside my body as paint on the mountain.."
@gabrielnorwood3464
@gabrielnorwood3464 2 роки тому
"Can you beat The Outer Worlds if you kill everything you see?"
@jdawg1178
@jdawg1178 2 роки тому
I’d watch that at least 3/4 of a time
@ItsCrayon
@ItsCrayon 2 роки тому
*I have some bad new for ya* the comet beat ya to it.
@averageguy9549
@averageguy9549 2 роки тому
You can yes
@nome9752
@nome9752 2 роки тому
beating outer world is a challenge itself
@TrayTerra
@TrayTerra 2 роки тому
4:04 “With no time to spare, I sped towards the town on my all-terrain Venomoth.” Me: …I’ve gotta get me one of those.
@stevemac6707
@stevemac6707 2 роки тому
Some of the best humour on UKposts. Incredibly well written and the dry, deadpan delivery is perfect every time. Massive respect Mr Mittens 👍
@fernandozamorano4627
@fernandozamorano4627 2 роки тому
“I sharpened my knife on a rhino! Thats it.” 😂
@brandynblackett9652
@brandynblackett9652 2 роки тому
It was a hippo
@colins4050
@colins4050 2 роки тому
oh my god, i wonder how much Ratatouille figurines you can buy with that sponsorship
@josephdavidson9721
@josephdavidson9721 2 роки тому
Seeing videos from this channel come up in my feed or notifications is such a good feeling, almost enough to make a man cry. It's so good to see you making content again.
@beywheelzhater8930
@beywheelzhater8930 2 роки тому
Idea- Fallout 4; paranoid packrat run In a nutshell, this run is meant to summarize what it feels to constantly go over the weight limit in a game, to have a load of junk in your inventory and be hellbent on using it. I chose fallout 4 specifically because of the use of a crafting system making junk more useful This run has but a few rules, the most notable You can't drop items, the only reason things should leave your inventory is giving it to someone (such as a companion to hold [unless you ban this]) or using it to craft something, if you want, you can even ban the use of selling. This run isn't made to be fun, it isn't made to be impossible, it is just made to be inconvenient. As you go on, you will constantly have to question if you can pick up an item, wondering if you can afford to take that rocket launcher or that oh so heavy armor on the ground. If you aren't careful, the weight of it all will creep on you, making you have to slowly walk around, knowing how much footage you will need to cut to avoid boring your sadistic audience
@russellg5022
@russellg5022 2 роки тому
"Like most hideous fungal infections, Yuma was hiding out in an abandoned cave." God bless you, sir.
@castlebravo956
@castlebravo956 4 місяці тому
Rest in peace, old friend...
@courier6960
@courier6960 2 роки тому
6:24 truly, you flawlessly integrated the sponsorship into that sentence.
@DatFelryn
@DatFelryn 2 роки тому
glad to see you getting big sponsorships that go in line with your style of videos. much deserved.
@garthshark119
@garthshark119 2 роки тому
I'm glad to see you back, I hope your break went well and you were able to find the peace and help you were looking for
@magentuspriest
@magentuspriest 2 роки тому
His humor has gotten a lot more subtle and funny since he tossed the sauce in the trashcan. Missed you Mitten :)
@tylordio3802
@tylordio3802 2 роки тому
“The hostages went and got themselves into a hostage situation” was wonderful lmfao
@probablynotdanny4384
@probablynotdanny4384 2 роки тому
We missed you man. I'm really glad to see you uploading content, and such good content. I hope you're feeling better.
@tapioca8436
@tapioca8436 2 роки тому
“Can you beat ______ without insulting the game and losing your sponsor”
@jamestheaverageman6959
@jamestheaverageman6959 2 роки тому
listening to him talk for 30 minutes cured my headache
@trevoreklof1088
@trevoreklof1088 2 роки тому
The real question is can far cry 4 beat you with a machete
@tonymdigregorio
@tonymdigregorio 2 роки тому
Glad you are back man and hope you are doing well. Thanks for the great content!
@runawaycatwithbreadaroundm2512
@runawaycatwithbreadaroundm2512 2 роки тому
Glad your back and are trying to get your life together. Your path won't be easy, all you can do is just try and stay busy and keep your mind occupied. Much love and respect.
@henrikstrand381
@henrikstrand381 2 місяці тому
Saw a video on my recommended page, was mindfucked for a few sec, until I saw it was 2 years old.. I'm gonna miss all your videos, but I will probably miss the Fallout videos most of all❤🥀
@glennraby8057
@glennraby8057 2 роки тому
God I love this man, maybe this man is god? His sense of humor is godlike so who knows
@sbsftw4232
@sbsftw4232 2 роки тому
You have to be one of the best writers on UKposts. Seriously, every sentence is an adventure. Thanks for sharing your creativity with us!
@EliasGrimm420
@EliasGrimm420 2 роки тому
congrats on the sponsorship! super glad to see you back, you've been missed greatly.
@handcrafteddkaiser2238
@handcrafteddkaiser2238 2 роки тому
"You can't deny that Far Cry 4 was arguably the best Far Cry 4 of all time" Just started and I'm dying
@abdullahirfan9991
@abdullahirfan9991 2 роки тому
Mitten squad:*gets a sponsor* Me:I raised that boy
@tiaanmoller1508
@tiaanmoller1508 2 роки тому
Congrats on the sponsorship! You deserve it for all the high quality content over the years!
@allgoodnamesaretaken6145
@allgoodnamesaretaken6145 2 роки тому
The dry sense of humour and incredible comedic timing are absolutely watering my crops, loving it
@arguspanoptes3853
@arguspanoptes3853 2 роки тому
Yes. Farcry 4 is indeed the best Farcry 4. Gotta love that famous Mitten Squad wisdom
@quintinmills_conrad9405
@quintinmills_conrad9405 2 роки тому
He easily could have gotten the secret ending by staying at the table for 20 minutes and called the run a success but he didn't, good for Paul
@stephenkillin9730
@stephenkillin9730 2 роки тому
Great video! Thanks for taking the time to make it. I love your channel, hilarious and super interesting...
@hopelessraider7483
@hopelessraider7483 2 роки тому
I used to follow you on a different account when I was younger, but then that account was hacked and I lost it. It has been over four years since I have seen one of your videos and I have almost cried when I got this video in my recommended. Keep up the good work my feline friend
@GreebusBleeb
@GreebusBleeb 2 роки тому
Hey, genuine congratulations on the sponsorship! Hope it pays a lot of rent.
@raiden6428
@raiden6428 2 роки тому
This brings back memories. I forgot how good this game is. Thank you for the Nostalgia. Also, Amita (I think that's her name, the braid drug kingpin lady) is 🔥🔥
@tpxswee7802
@tpxswee7802 2 роки тому
glad your back to your regular upload schedule hope your doing well stay strong brother :)
@The2flame
@The2flame 2 роки тому
"you cant deny that farcry4 was arguably the best farcry4 of all time" never change mitten... never change.
@kevinlowe530
@kevinlowe530 2 роки тому
“The best Far Cry 4 of all time” Are you sure?
@SykoLiu
@SykoLiu 2 роки тому
Pretty sure he's going to alienate a LOT of people with that. We all know that Far Cry 4 was a far better Far Cry 4 than Far Cry 4.
@jacobholloman1790
@jacobholloman1790 2 роки тому
@@SykoLiu to be honest I think that super Mario party is the best far cry 4 of all time
@dogwithhat2854
@dogwithhat2854 2 роки тому
@@SykoLiu I disagree with you. In my opinion, Far Cry 4 is the superior game.
@ethan.b1247
@ethan.b1247 2 роки тому
@@dogwithhat2854 listen here you little shit, far cry 4 is obviously better than far cry 4.
@Anonymous-fk6tm
@Anonymous-fk6tm 2 роки тому
@@SykoLiu I say Far Cry 4 is the better Far Cry 4,because Far Cry 4 has better graphics than Far Cry 4,better gameplay than Far Cry 4 and better story than Far Cry 4.I say sometimes Far Cry 4 has better features than Far Cry 4, but Far Cry 4 is still the better Far Cry 4.
@jacobpream6356
@jacobpream6356 2 роки тому
Stoked for the sponsorship. I’ve been laughing for like 10 minutes to, “getting stuck in a 3-sided hole.” Lol
@nostanater1
@nostanater1 2 роки тому
I'm really glad you're back, man. I hope you're feeling better.
@terthert
@terthert 2 роки тому
When he mentioned farcry 5 and going to space, I immediately thought about beating the lost on Mars DLC with only fists or power gloves
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