7 Ways to Maximize Misery π
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@deadturret4049 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
well then. this has been an unexpected wake up call.
@jafergaming1329 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I'm assuming just like me all of the above applies to you
@sand953 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Same
@mfg587 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Yup
@m.carrot7730 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I'm all for comedy, but this is too real.
@deuterium_oxide7382 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
same
@williamharper8745 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Cleaned my whole house just to spite you. It took 8 hours and now I'm even more unhappy.
@rayenaouadi3190 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
yea but now you're unhappy in a sparkling clean house, and that's something
@eimearmcdnagh1853 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Ever been unhappy with a clear window?
@megasbaladoros 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Kudos for the brilliant approach of #4 USE YOUR SCREEN TO STOKE YOUR NEGATIVE EMOTIONS (about things over which you have no control or influence). I am so proud of you and I don't even know you. π Also kudos on cleaning your whole house. Much better than sitting idle in a dirty house and not even knowing if you are even capable of cleaning your house! (Ok, maybe that last part was just me)
@reihanboo 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Yeah. Especially when you have to move your furnitures around and when you search how to clean this certain stain, and you need to go to Walmart again. Never again.
@dawidkrzyczkowski4289 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@eimearmcdnagh1853 now you can be sad while seeing everyone being happy more clearly
@mr.blueitachi5258 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
My dude literally explained my life without missing the tiniest detail
@muktarmohamud506 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
π―π―π― Fx, most accurate description of my life
@pizdabol Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Same
@cr1nge689 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
pfp checks out
@crazyredx1725 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
bros spying on you
@Texan_christian1132 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Same.
@barbaraann7610 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This guy helped me more in 6 minutes than my therapist did in 3 years!
@profprostate8683 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Thats because if the psychologist cures you, he looses a client!
@whatisahandle221 8 Π΄Π½ΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Hope youβve either got a better life, a better therapist, or better life coach.
@brwngator 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Instructions unclear: Bought a boat.
@tastelesswaffles 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Judgement Day with penis stuck in the bird house
@MasteringJohn 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
No Judgement Day, you fool! It was a just an expression. Now you'll be exposed to wretched sea air and sunlight that will lift your spirits, bringing you ever closer to happiness!
@BloodSprite-tan 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
that doesn't actually seem like a bad idea, as long as it's your all room you should be fine.
@Tehevilcookieable 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Did it work?
@MyName-tb9oz 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
"I'd rather be in my boat with a drink on the rocks than in the drink with my boat on the rocks." -- Every boater ever.
@JesusJuenger 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
You missed another really good tip: Spend as much time as possible reflecting on the past. Look at the fun times you had in the past and think about how impossible they are now because your life has changed. Look at the bad times you had in the past and try to work out how they were your fault or how they mark general trends in your life.
@57thorns 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Those are way too effective to use as an "inspirational" video.
@1skcowroq838 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@Samuel62655 we all are...
@pinguin4898 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
those can backfire on some individuals and as such are not 100% effective in achieving true sadness
@TomMcMorrow 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I spent a good five minutes trying to come up with a witty one-liner and couldn't. I've been really good at avoiding all 7 of the things on this list. Then this comment cleaned my clock. Yeah. I do this a lot. I mean a LOT. Like A. LOT. It tortures me day and night now that I'm 32 that all the fun is gone from life and it won't ever be as great as I remember in my 20's. Well there's possibly 60 more years of this to go, pal. It's gonna be a long ride in the car if you keep up the "I'm not touching you" game for most of it.
@emersonpropst2886 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
To really maximize this effect, look for the moments that took you from that happier time to the present, and then spend a great deal of time focusing on how you could change those if you could only go back in time to change them.
@jeniffer7799 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
"Be well informed, while doing nothing." This hits a little too hard.
@theweeklygouigoar4135 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Watched this video a couple of month ago - fixed my sleep cycle, started doing my work in the library not my room, set realistic measurable, started exercising more and stopped worrying so much about things I couldn't change. I'm quite happy and am feeling a lot better than I was before - thanks for the video. I think portraying it as 'do this to maximise sadness' rather than 'don't do this to be happy' makes the message a lot more palatable and lets it sink in easier
@whatisahandle221 8 Π΄Π½ΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Checkout Oprah and Arthur Brooks βSoul Soupβ discussions about their book, How to Build the Life you Want. (Or, just read Arthur Brooks column of the same name in the Atlantic.)
@PhoenixFires 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I can't believe I'm such a great sailor.
@Tbrah42 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Iβm fucking Captain Jack Sparrow
@polyaddict 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Positive sarcasm is how i worked my way out of a negative mindset (diagnosed depression) be careful lads
@seanimationsyt2220 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Did mommy not buy you the chicken nuggies
@PhoenixFires 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@seanimationsyt2220 No but a few days after this comment or directly prior my dad died and most of my friends abandoned me.
@seanimationsyt2220 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@PhoenixFires lol same except it was my grandma
@PlayBoX-qq9kr 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
The fact that Iβm already doing most of these things worries me.
@meyegui 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Realizing it is the first step out of it. Good job!
@caio2558 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
its okay dude, there's a lot of people doing it also(like me)
@stevensmith1031 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@meyegui there is no way out of it lol
@c4vengineering 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I doing it also and I don't care
@taintedmyth0s636 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Yeah, I think that's why he made it. All the "just go outside and pursue thing you like!" advice just sounds too cheesy and obvious. Phrasing it like the video is a super good reverse psychology thing and helps because you identify with the steps and that gets you to realize what you're doing is contributing to how you feel.
@therobloxiangang3218 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
is this a personal attack or something
@emiliavorreilli638 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Some more pointers: true misery doesnβt come from constantly torturing yourself. Your brain will adapt to anything as long as itβs consistent. Feed it just enough hope to have its longings crushed every so often and youβll never feel a momentβs reprieve.
@derkderkin1175 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I can cross "get personally attacked" off my to-do list for today.
@unonium198 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
What to do list?
@Anyratac 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
That goal is way too small
@mlw237 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
π€£π€£π€£π€£
@KC-zw4mm Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Wait, you shouldn't have such list if you wanna achieve TRUE misery.
@skipper0816 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@unonium198 the one we make when we get that burst of productivity/motivation
@itchyunicorn8141 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I came as a joke but checked every box and now I'm deeper into the current
@TheCatgirl 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
^
@mokhosh 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Me tooooo, but this comment threw me out of the current somehow, thanks.
@rakhapradana7350 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This is weird
@alespic 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Same...
@orangeanarchy235 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Itβs the opposite for me, it showed me how far down the current i am, and gave me motivation to turn this boat around
@user-xt1wn5xz7c Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
i think the condecending, sarcastic, hurtful tone of this single handedly cured my depression its been a week i feel so much better fr
@wyattangle Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Congrats!!
@vlim5601 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
The best part about this video is that it tells you what you NEED to hear but don't want to in a way that is fun and respectful enough to maintain the listener's interest.
@petsan97 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This video made me clean my entire apartment, and feel immense satisfaction about it. 0/10, I want my money back.
@chaoticsilver8442 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Your goal must've not been unreachably large enough. Set your goal to clean the apartment. Not just the area you live in, the entire apartment building.
@chaoticsilver8442 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
If this is still not enough, then the whole block, then the city you live in, so on and so forth until your goal is to clean up the entire world somehow.
@addamazeing 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@miso-ge1gz ???
@addamazeing 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@miso-ge1gz I realize, but what does that have have to do with what you said?
@richtofen4888 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
The Random Dude Oracle!
@user-dz9gt3hr1m 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I just realized I've done all of this without even studying. What a natural born sailor I am
@ScttSt_vocals 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Π§ΡΠΎ ΡΠΊΠ°Π·Π°ΡΡ, ΡΠΎΡΡΠ²ΡΡΠ²ΡΡ ΡΠ΅Π±Π΅, ΠΎΠ΄Π½Π°ΠΊΠΎ Π² ΡΠΎΠΌ ΡΡ Π½Π΅ ΠΎΠ΄ΠΈΠ½ΠΎΠΊ, ΡΠΎΠ²Π°ΡΠΈΡ. ΠΠ°ΡΠ½ΠΈ ΠΆΠ΅ ΡΠ²ΠΎΠΉ ΠΏΡΠΈΡ ΠΊ ΡΠ²Π΅ΡΠ»ΠΎΠΌΡ Π±ΡΠ΄ΡΡΠ΅ΠΌΡ Ρ ΡΡΠ΅Π½ΠΈΡ ΡΡΡΠ΄ΠΎΠ² Π±Π°ΡΡΡΠΊΠΈ Π½Π°ΡΠ΅Π³ΠΎ ΠΠ΅Π½ΠΈΠ½Π°.
@Male_Parent 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Same
@CxF_MxH 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Same.
@saturnine3726 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Same
@amatura5854 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@ScttSt_vocals Π’Ρ ΠΎΠΊ?
@harukaf.n.1994 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Wow this is literally me. This has been me for the past 5 years, hadn't watched the video before but yeah, definitely recommended method to feel more miserable and just get to the realization that this is how your life will keep being and you can't do anything about it bc you are an absolute failure that doesn't have an ounce of willpower, and even when others try to help you you reject them π
@EbonyWarren Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I think the point of this video was to tell you to start doing the opposite of what you've been doing to help imporve your happiness. Instead of waiting for modivation you have to start just imporving small things about your boat and listen to your instincts
@Xilir2009 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
No focus on one of the ways and try to change you from that. Make a note book to set smal but monumental tasks to improve your self. Please read this and don't just brush it away.
@llywellyngamingandchess Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
he was probably joking
@sasin2715 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@llywellyngamingandchess he wasnt, this is the path to sadness
@llywellyngamingandchess Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@sasin2715 yeah that was foolish of me to think that this individual was actually joking.
@guyrocketram9698 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Thanks a lot for making this video. Before I was a really happy person, but after watching this and following all of your steps, I feel much worse! Great video!
@somebodysomeone6834 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Is... is this a documentary, or a personal attack?
@rafauvu6196 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
both
@sansanny2585 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This comment is underrated
@SasNolan 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Been living like that before Grey created his channel
@sophieunixx3360 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Both and neither
@anulbonecrusher 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Shhhh... Don't ask questions, just continue watching. Side note: He technically does make money off your stillness/misery, so shhhh... And agreed to the under rated comment
@jamesburgess2k 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
My smile as the video started, slowly turned into nervous chuckles, to an insecure fake smile, then into a full on "existential crisis" look of dread upon my face.
@intheairex 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
For anyone who speaks in picture symbols: ππ
ππππ₯π°
@YannYann12345 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
InTheAir *for anyone who speaks in cancer
@intheairex 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
The Almighty Demoham It's the only way of conveying information to 'da kids
@casey6556 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Yeah for me it was all uncomfortable "heheheh I guess that's me LOL" until the sleep part hit and then I thought "Shit that is me" and then the goals part hit and I was full on existential "Fuuuuuuuβ¦"
@VentusK 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
James Burgess sure it did, kid
@user-qn2qn7xy4g 5 ΠΌΡΡΡΡΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
"Be well informed, while doing nothing" - so good!
@Raccon_Detective. Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
0:20 #1 live a sedentary lifestyle and don't go outside much. 0:57 #2 Have an irregular sleep cycle for example never be consistent with your waking and sleeping time. 1:50 3# Maximus your screen time. 2:30 4# Feel anxiety and fear over things you have no control or influence over, being well informed while doing nothing and if you decide to contribute make sure it's meaningless.The things you care about could be a reason to leave your house and take meaningful connections with the people around you. 3:26 #5 To reach goals they must be Specific, Measurable, Actionable, Responsible, Time-Bounded.Instead set your brain on V.A.P.I.D. goals which stands for Vague, Amorphous, irrelevant, pie in the sky, delayed.Make the goal and path unclear.if you have motivation set unrealistic goals.Try to achieve the goal whenever you want don't set deadlines.With vapid goals you will turn the productive part of your brain from a dangerous source of self-improvement that rewards every small step into a consistent nag that brates you for your failure to have already accomplished your goal every step of the way. 4:45 #6 Pursue happiness directly instead of letting it happen to you naturally. 5:23 #7 Always follow your instincts.
@ay_cyzd Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
oh thanks i was in a bit of a hurry helped me alot
@_Matt_Matt_365_ Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
thanka i needed this!
@alifram117 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Made this for myself, and thought to share: 1. Go outside, get moving, don't lock yourself up. 2. Fix your sleep schedule, get proper sleep. 3. Reduce your screen time. 4. Don't fret over irrelevant topics and things that you can't control. If you want to do something, do it. 5. Set a clear and achievable goal. Make small consistent goals. 6. Don't search for your idea of happiness, just do what makes you happy. 7. Think things through, weigh and understand the consequences/results of your action.
@chillstoneblakeblast3172 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
β@@alifram117 No! you can't share Happiness around! It's Dangerous!!!
@shadow20482 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
β@@alifram117 thats basicaly the objective of the video Instead of saying what to do, Grey says what not to do
@lynnevega1976 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
My dad sent this to me..... Shots fired
@amedic164 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
*rip feelings*
@rubenguitron-martinez3218 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Return fire
@misssneaky2916 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
i am going to send it to my friend
@mintythegreenoreo64 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Time for some new parents! ;'D
@0dCore 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@Aislyn Clark And, did you get his point ? He's a good dad if he tries to hint you a way trough life imo
@nightradiance7287 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Instructions unclear, I cured my depression
@auhsojacosta1672 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Neutral ending - walkthrough
@shinigami7800 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Is it normal that I live like that but am still quite happy
@Eli-mn5cq 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Instructions unclear, I became Jesus and walked across the ocean.
@miedzianytv8987 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Same lol
@TheOne-jm6tg 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@shinigami7800 research has shown that genetically some people will just be happier than other people on regular basis, due to their hormones and biological conditions. (They even suggested that 60% of your mood is determined biologically, so the video prob only accounts for the other 40%) That being said, it is likely that you will be happier had you done the opposite of what this video recommends.
@Selene_Dragon 4 ΠΌΡΡΡΡΡ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
You forced me to acknowledge tangible ways I actively prolong misery. Now I feel guilty and am ignoring your instructions. You have failed in aiding my journey to endless misery.
@Selene_Dragon 4 ΠΌΡΡΡΡΡ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
On top of that you have now created a comment section of people who feel the same that I can relate with so I know I donβt feel alone in my miserable ways. This is madness!
@stephanedubedat285 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
After all those years, happy to finally see someone promoting an alternative to this 'Happiness' trend people talk about :)
@morgellon7877 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Happiness is so last decade. ;(
@smallestpudding3272 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This almost feels like a personal attack.
@ChaoticPKK 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Zing.
@TNamers 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
ThatOneGuyWithTheAnnoyinglyLongUsername I know right. We should all go outside and get Umbreon 13 purple gems.
@crazystuffproduction 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Aka im doing alot wrong
@pwndudebro4579 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
That's the spirit! Screw you!
@RaiNinShoTS 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Seriously
@ShadyHitchhiker 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Jesus, this felt like a solid prolonged six minute burn.
@Saintironarm 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
You got the wrong message then
@SamyasaSwi 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
no that just means that it hits home
@TheOtherNeutrino 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Hits? More like it steamrolled as if thrown by a crazed vampire.
@Yzeyr 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Isn't that what a burn is?
@everyhandleistakendamnit 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
and the crazed vampire is also better looking than me
@Pygorable Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
at least someone recognizes my qualities
@justq8937 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I do most of these and surprisingly I'm not really miserable and even happier than ever before, I just simply REALLY enjoy being alone in my room, it feels like a little freedom of sorts, free from whatever is happening outside, and can do anything I want, before I had to go outside more often and I was always very anxious and nervous just by being around other people, vaguely hearing them about different things that I just never fully understand and just had to stay still and quiet until I could finally return home exhausted by the day
@-CasualGuy- Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Same.
@gbnam8 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
cool to see im not the only one with this mindset
@anything8953 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
That's because your not doing ALL of the steps. Make sure you are doing number 5. Set goals you can't achieve.
@yellowlemonmothfreak 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This is a smart, people are like βeww I donβt want advice on how to feel better I already know what I need to feel betterβ seeing it flipped is tongue and cheek and makes you pay attention anyways. Two thumbs up
@mileysiris 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
reverse psychology β¨
@angelikah5870 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
agh now that im aware of this it doesn't work anymore π thanks luv
@TaigaGetsBitches 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
TWO THUMBS UP CANCEL THE THUMBS UP NOOOOOOOOOOOO
@default632 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Damn. I can't believe I missed that
@thedaemonofreason3406 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I wonder if people pay attention because they are lookin for things to make fun of the people they know in this video's, only to find problems with themselves.
@AaronsMemes 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I watch this frequently. The reverse psychology works a lot better for me than some random guy saying "You can do it".
@trailblazertja6669 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
You can do it tho
@amser7916 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@trailblazertja6669 ππππ
@PomptonII 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
You can do it
@PomptonII 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
You can do it
@PomptonII 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
You can do it
@yuncelluz8709 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Woah Becoming self aware is harsh
@pr0hobo Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
im acing this class
@cookiehustle 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
CGP saving lives with reverse psychology
@Friendship1nmillion 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Or unintentionally reinforcing MY *SCREWED UP LIFE & FAILINGS* π« π§ ππππ§ΊβΎ
@DanielReyes-nm3lw 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Yes!!
@coucoul38 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Yeah, except I will already have forgotten about it tomorrow :(
@kev2thakos 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@peterpathos4313 Do it again. Sometimes people lose their discipline and expect to be at the level they were before. It doesn't work that way. Baby steps. Watch the video again.
@technologyinnovations5057 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Ahh yes, indeed π. Isnβt this eccentric πΆβπ«οΈ?
@Chloeraven 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I've been nailing each and every one of these steps for the past 6 years. This was a very constructive verbal beatdown, thank you.
@reverberateddreams7958 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
it kinda hurts
@fenster3668 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Time for some change buddy?
@BvousBrainSystems 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Seriously.The only thing I don't do out of these is armchair activism, I've been in everything else for seven years at this point.
@evaahh9584 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Manek Iridius So if someone wants to go skydiving with a broken parachute because they think itβll just make them fall faster, but theyβll still be safe we shouldnβt stop them because no body else knows whatβs good for you? If we find out someone has suicidal thoughts we shouldnβt help them because we donβt know whatβs good for them? We should just let pedos roam with our children because we cannot know what is good for them? Yeah, nobody can give advice to anyone, ever.
@9rh9 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Colobrinus With a side of cube No, He means that you know damn well thatβs a stupid idea and you shouldnβt rely on others to stop you from doing the things you know you should not do. He also didnβt advice you not to help people that are seriously confused. Edit: What you did was a classical straw man argument. Although in the context of maximizing misery maybe you just improved his advice.
@maxsluvie Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
During Quarantine in 2020, almost all of these steps were true for me and I was absolutely miserable. I was failing some classes in school and it was a depressing time for me. These steps work and most of the time you don't even know they were in effect. My life is better now but after watching this video it's just made me realize just how much the pandemic affected my life.
@joshuajohnson7848 5 ΠΌΡΡΡΡΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Watching this from my now more learned perspective, it now makes sense why i have had such a struggle to be anything close to happy for a majority of my life. ADHD is one hell of a handicap for many things.
@JatinSharma-ei8ru 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
The sad part is that this video basically summed up my everyday routine and I'm not even trying to maximize misery
@gamingcinema3210 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Same and I am only twelve
@archer_wsk1408 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Am like that for 10 years now
@m16fermy 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Same I'm not pron to depression but I still get it sometimes
@shalinib9670 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Same π but eveytime I try to stop, it works for half a day, then back to the old routine
@jonas_the_lost 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Yup, that's unnervingly similar to what I do every day
@jaynelson7123 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Sometimes I forget that there are mentally healthy people who don't do this unconsciously.
@thomaswiltherford9265 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Oof, hit me right in the feels. For some, doing all of this is automatic and natural. I struggle with anxiety and ADHD and it is a constant effort to improve myself for future me.
@jamestrueman8370 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@thomaswiltherford9265 Yes, I rarely see how I feel layed out so clearly
@CleopatraKing 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I used to be one of those peeps. Its possible to be healthy, i used this video, along with themes, and lockdown productivity to get better. Later on i tuned in to cortex
@asliaffan 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Eww furry
@CleopatraKing 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@asliaffan ew a person on the internet who doesnt contribute to the ongoing conversation. Seriously you dont have to reply
@hamburger72 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
this is a perfect what-not-to-do tutorial that actually helps so much more than all the other ones telling you how to achieve happiness
@zevus999 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
To really maximize this list, you must become addicted to caffeine to make the suffering last as long as possible.
@MacroVagical 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
HAH! Jokes on you! I already do all this stuff... wait... shit.
@Bigdawg814 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Eviolite User so did I and I was fine , but after two years of doing this I became depressed and miserable
@Makkovar 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Guess what, it's very late, I'm staring at a bright screen, sitting in my bedroom. As I usually do...
@benjamincieran706 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
NDSPCgamer same...... damn
@misaalanshori 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
NDSPCgamer its a good thing right?
@auhsojacosta1672 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Hey. Are you all dead?
@jalalshahini 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
After years of addiction to youtube and watching hundreds of hundreds of videos, I nominate this as the best and most useful youtube video of all time.
@mopdinky5559 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Ditto! Amen to that!
@caradog1081 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I, too, have a crippling addiction to UKposts and other social media
@marcrow9114 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Ditto
@antoninrobinet9309 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Soooo, you're not healed yet ?
@DAMfoxygrampa 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Only hundreds of videos ?
@grimthedeathlord8998 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I love videos like this because it encourages you to become self aware of all of the terrible things that you're doing wrong in your life in a way that telling you how to fix your life just doesn't do
@thatqueerpunk Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I think this is far more effective than any motivational video about success. No one wants to change up their lifestyle if what they have going for them is working. No, you may not be happy with how you are living, but you aren't dead and it could be worse. A lot of the time motivational videos talk about what actions you *can* take in order to improve your life, but not what actions you should quit doing.
@franklintangelo3456 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
βRecommend for youβ
@miramaples788 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Franklin&Tangelo 345 same
@randomvampire1822 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
seim lol
@plum4525 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Yooo Get Inside boyy
@ef2662 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
UKposts recommended on this for all of usππ«
@vasilen17BG 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
:D lol I have laugh so much insidly.
@1OutOf8Billion 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Donβt worry, online school is checking all the criteria.
@ly-yx1rk 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Well I hope you're happy, dont disappoint me or you'll be unhappier
@vernallistic 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Yeah. This is 100% my life this year, here's to a better 2021.
@Anquevious 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
yea
@jacobhering1340 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I feel that
@zomedome1663 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Actually online school makes you bored, which is one of the things that are not on the list of things that you need to do.
@StenTarvo Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I am here to take a break from this all nighter I am pulling for this midterm that I have been studying for. Slaughtering step 1 and 2.
@bartekcalinski1221 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
He's telling us how to maximize misery like we aren't already
@tallyhaladdict Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@MHProdRightNOWr/whoosh
@TESkyrimizer 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Me: wow this video is a huge wake up call Also me: *keeps watching youtube*
@abaundwal 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
More like a go to bed call, I would say.
@gbubs1588 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@abaundwal yeah, I should probably do that...
@PrinceChauhan010 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
:)
@saturnine. 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
BottledBanana Facts though
@Oscar-vv6dn 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I come back to this video every month and just ponder
@northseahero3387 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Joke's on you, I've been following this guide for years.
@michielo5162 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
same! we're going to win!
@ortherner 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Yes! Misery here I come!!
@sreyanchakravarty7694 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Yup. We are the ones who are going to make it.
@Ceasord 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Im trying to be happy but accidentally follows this guide
@allannacadle673 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
π same!
@brittaperry7994 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
i did all al those things while i have clinically diagnosed with depression but on the other hand, i was also suffering from the guilt of doing those things cause i had goals that i wanted to achieve. so yeah, if you want to feel more miserable, have actual goals and never make them and instead, do as this video says...
@sasin2715 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
"I'll do it later."
@brittaperry7994 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@sasin2715 for me, no. it was only "i don't want to do anything." even the things that used to make me happy. my situation was kind of different, i presume. but i think everyone has experienced postponing without any mental illnesses, as you say, "i'll do it later."
@Light_Mode227 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@sasin2715 From the perspective of someone who has never been depressed that may be what people think but as someone who has experienced it, it is quite different. Depression isn't about putting of goals and stuff it just means that you struggle to find the will power to do things that can be really simple such as getting out of bed, making a meal (i often missed breakfast while depressed) and you have just a constant lack of energy. It is hard to get out of depression but you just gotta hold on.
@upgr3eyedd933 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This feels like personal attack because of how accurate it is π
@corneliugoea2305 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Dude, every in every second of this video I felt like you were describing my whole summer, I'm not even joking..
@gamecubeguru4553 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Corneliu Goea same
@JsnKrishna 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Summer? More like present routine :'(
@dunn0r 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Summer? Last 10 years...
@edjrage7745 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Your "whole summer"? That's cute.
@rileyhearon476 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Totally, glad to see I'm not the only one who had a terrible summer
@audiorebel4553 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Good to know I'm at least being miserable correctly
@tenshi7angel 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
π€£
@aninternetidiot605 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Audio Rebel agreed
@mdgw4713 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This is one of my most favorite finds in the internet, I NEEDED this in my life Thank you for giving me a more DIRECT explanation for something I desperately needed
@nicholaswilliams6475 8 Π΄Π½ΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Currently, I am on an antidepressant for, you guessed it, depression. Nearly every one of these things, I am doing. But I donβt know how to do otherwise. I donβt know how to set SMART goals because for my entire life, I have only ever set VAPID ones. The only reason anything ever got done was because people told me what to do. I try to sleep and wake consistently but I cannot. If I am not tired, I cannot sleep no matter how hard I try because my mind does not shut up (thanks ADHD). This video is depressing for me because it paints the image that I cannot change the course, no matter how much I wish I could. I am stuck in a whirlpool that is dragging me down.
@goldenspartan100 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I didn't know I was going to watch an autobiography on myself today
@abuttnugget6753 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Goddamn,same feelings here too.
@TheDarkMaster02 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
You mean a biography, an autobiography would be a biography you wrote yourself.
@scrubber123456 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Seems like Grey's been spying on us.
@creepis11 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Same actually
@vgm_29 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Same π₯
@lawrencema667 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Why this video is so helpful: Instead of being one of those sappy, cheesy, motivational videos, this one shows you exactly what you're doing wrong and sends an "Unless you want to amplify it, do the opposite" message.
@farttart597 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
It also helps you if you actually want to be miserable.
@TheCryptoRealm Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I am your 999th Like!!
@farttart597 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@TheCryptoRealm I am the 998th Like
@vel5785 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This just made me notice that i am doing everything wrong
@ArterialBog4831 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@vel5785 me too.
@BeyBattleBoy Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
5 years later and this has never been more accurate
@Odiskis1 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This is strangely motivating
@rememberme3156 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
itβs a call to action. all of the things in this video are a reference to what you shouldnβt be doing. Preach Hell, not Heaven.
@mrthanos2404 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@bohashem921 Preaching hell means that instead talking the greatness of heaven, talk about how bad hell is so that you wonβt want to go there. It is what Christians do to get people to believe in their religion.
@MemeSnack 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
"Man, can't believe the girl of my dreams broke my heart so brutally, maybe some UKposts will cheer me up..."
@jimparaster8236 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Why do the best girls always do that? I had a crush for 3 years but wasn't allowed to date her until I left my parents' house because they're religious nuts. She was "In love" with me for 3 months, but left with no warning for reasons that are still unknown.
@ridavv6482 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Maybe some UKposts will cheer y'all up π€·π»ββοΈ
@pinecone9619 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Meme Snack said nobody ever
@CaptBritNZ 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
The girl of my dreams (gf of 2 years) just left me and I went straight to this to remind me what not to do
@healan7516 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
same i just got dumped, i feel u
@movie7killer 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Well shit, i do all these things
@kickflipinyaface 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
me too, I guess now is a good time to change
@FloppyDisk893 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Ha! me too
@Enderchangling 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Same!
@miklorr 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
thats the point. This describes a lot of people.
@martinhill7304 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
On the plus side, at least you probably aren't doing any of the 33 other things in the book...
@SurrealSoda Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This may sound cliche but this video saved my life. For years I was wallowing my own self pity but you made me realise that my doing the opposite of what you said I'd get better. Thanks Grey:)
@ViloAfi 6 Π΄Π½ΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This used to be me
@thisisgarbage9892 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
"How to be sad" Google : Depression treatment call number Bing :
@robertdupuis8731 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Bing knows that if you're looking for help through their search engine, it's already too late...
@Landon2211 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Bing should say use me to be depressed
@drowsy_hk 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
if you search how to be sad on bing a wikihow article with specific instructions shows up
@jellybo_io4177 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@drowsy_hk wait really?
@noobalert8883 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@jellybo_io4177 yes it helped me get to where i am today
@ant91011 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
βRemain Indoorsβ Couldnβt be any truer during this quarantine.
@z0bi_ 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Well he made a video fot that now. No Excuses!
@mauz791 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@Turururu my dude, your addicted to the dopamine boost. Slowly lower the frequency, to like once a week. Maintaining a constant sleep schedule is needed.
@JS-jt4fn 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
*laughs in quarantine*
@nakeddogmanwithhotdogz4993 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Heh
@jamesmorris9388 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Shit so relatable
@kyafactor Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Thanks, I was already doing most of this so it's really helpful to see what else I can do to become even sadder! These tips will definitely help me on my way to making sadness my full-time career.
@mom5catskyle596 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
When you are old and disabled, all your close family is dead, all your friends moved away years ago, you live in a town so small that it only has one small grocery store and literally nothing to do, and you can't afford to hire a stranger to drive you an hour to the nearest town and wait around while you shop or see a movie, or whatever, then drive you an hour back - what do you do? Because of my lack of vision, I don't dare take the chance of driving more than the 3 miles to the grocery store once a week- and nobody there ever wants to take the time to chat with a stranger. The two friends I have left living in other states have their own health problems and don't feel like taking on the phone more than a few minutes maybe once a week or so. My physical limitations prevent me from doing a lot of things but I do what housework I can in order to get some exercise every couple of days. Otherwise I stay on my phone in order to get mental stimulation and not think about how depressed I am. You make it sound like everyone intentionally makes themselves miserable and don't take into account that a lot of us are victims of circumstances we either can't afford to change or are not physically able to change.
@Lvxify 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This is just what I needed to maximise my already horrid and despicable life! Thank you so much!
@sophieisawesomeoh 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Lvxify there's a footnote which suggests that this is actually what you should avoid.
@intheairex 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Sophie Macdonald *cough* *cough*
@Lunatic5306 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Sophie Macdonald LIES!!!! If that is your real name
@mcray0309 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Lvxify damn i need a knife more then you to cut ur edge
@101m4n 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
You mean minimise right?
@lildev8117 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Instructions unclear, built a boat
@GraveUypo 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
use it to fly to mars now
@awesomeduck7022 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Be a boat
@txqea9817 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
instructions were still unclear... got stuck in a 4-d pile of laundry in my room that was on a boat for some reason
@deanvangreunen6457 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
built a boat, after you learn every language, then try to built the boat with only sand.
@blitzninja4396 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in microwave
@joaoguijz10 5 ΠΌΡΡΡΡΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Funny how this video gets recommended to the people that succeds doing what the video tells
@lisaxcxcxcx3457 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Iβm sick in bed but this video gave me the will power to do the opposite of everything youβve described which i have been doing before i was so ill πΏIβm grateful
@fawazshah 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Step 1 to maximise misery: stay indoors as much as possible The whole world in lockdown: π
@teukufarhan2434 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Americans:oh i don't think so
@Cdog-vl3gk 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
The other Americans: Nope never going out again-
@seilaessecanalnvaitervideo6414 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@teukufarhan2434 and brasiliams
@nlyrics156 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
*chuckles* I'm in danger
@whythehelldoineedahandle 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
And... *watching the valiant hero ending*
@rsig1317 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
i feel personally attacked right now
@sirakai3789 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Joe Kaminski This video made me so fucking depressed.
@you_just 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This is my life. Please stop
@robertdicke7249 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
this was my life, I been heading to the island for 3.5 months, so much improvement. Its amazing I did everything wrong for four years and now I'm pretty much half way after a few months.
@vapedourelightmodeedition8813 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
666 likes wow i break it now
@you_just 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Joe Kaminski I can't believe your insolence
@malindukumaradasa3851 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Beautiful piece! I started giggling from the beginning because you specifying "never to do what could make you happy" fills anyone doing exactly that with so much guilt. I'd call this a masterpiece
@ashbugangy Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I was already doing all of these so I guess thatβs one thing
@meebsgeeb 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I feel attacked
@MrsKates07632 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Some Guy i think thats why he said at the start of the video he said "one of which you are doing right now" :D
@theladd4370 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
MrsKates07632 No that's because you are sitting still
@arnasjuskevicius4193 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
YOU DIED
@mattxXx13 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
lol 7/7
@shuhaotian8559 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
As does everyone watching this video now (γΰ² ηΰ² )γ彑β»ββ»
@XBlockAcah 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
What is this? reverse psychology ?
@connorneely3458 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
X Blocky Yeah I think it is, if you look at his footnote
@Lasair517 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
+X Blocky As the guy mentioned, sad people look for sad shit, and this seems like some sad shit. maybe.
@vanquish421 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
X Blocky No. Satire.
@amandadube156 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Grey's a fairly sarcastic guy
@PrycelessIrving 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
X Blocky it's telling you what not to do
@claustrophoba8408 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This type of video is quite effective. Sometimes it takes seeing what you're doing wrong than what you've done right for any changes to be made. 10/10 π
@Menos.triangle 2 ΠΌΡΡΡΡΡ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Bro I had my videos on two times speed and I was like wtf is going on
@novatortuosi7677 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
The sun is a deadly lazer...
@imveryangryitsnotbutter 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
*lazer If you're gonna meme, meme right.
@ceasebenjaminbeast3947 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
not anymore there's a blanket!
@Marcusml333 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
The Sun is a Lightbulb.
@murdocniccals2624 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Gneurshk
@munkey1451 6 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
You could make a religon out of this?
@magiv4205 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
"Use your screen to stoke your negative emotions, to feed your anger and anxiety over things you have no control over. Be well informed, while doing nothing." That wasn't just a punch in the gut. That was a stab in the kidneys, with a blunt and serrated knife, and you twisted it gleefully with every word.
@asentientmonkey4860 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
thatβs good. More on the way to the misery path.
@daniel4647 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Yeah, you can tell he learned this from experience.
@Pinupopinion 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This was more like a scalding steam burn peeling open my skin.
@magiv4205 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@Pinupopinion i FELT this comment. Ouch.
@PilotAwe 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Is that from Family Guy?
@friendsnotfound1228 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I got started with self improvement a few days ago and i was already afraid that i might get happier. But luckily now i have the perfect guide to stay sad forever. Thank you so much
@ghostofhavenmusic Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
As most of us here, i was following these advices waaaay before i watched this video and i 100% approve them π
@ichijofestival2576 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Y'know, this may sound crazy, but I have the sneaking suspicion that if you did the *opposite* of these things, you'd have a list on how to *not* be miserable. That could really backfire.
@kenshiiro 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@Manek Iridius maybe you're not doing it right? I don't know though, I'm not a rocket scientist.
@shadowwarrior2772 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
best to watch it several times studying every detail until you overthink it so much that you have no clue what you were trying to do to begin with.
@Nils3OWN 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
That is literally the entire point of this video
@tjcraft7233 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@Nils3OWN r/wooooosh
@tjcraft7233 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@Greg Rosenbaum what do you mean ?!
@mohammadi463 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
To understand what makes you happy, you must first understand what makes you sad.
@512TheWolf512 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
work and all associated with it makes me sad
@icilebop 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
So if living makes me sad then I should kill myself... K thanks bye ima die now
@davidonfim2381 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Yes, but to understand what makes you sad you must first understand what makes you happy. No wonder everyone is so clueless.
@user-pd3el2lo3x 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Thanks Mohammed
@calebakin8385 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
ethan McDonald Find what makes you think that way
@VStrawbrriez Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I watched this twice over. At 2:00 I was caught lacking on my phone doing nothing. Thank you for getting me out of bed after 3 hours to finally shower today.
@Texxyy Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
It worked! Thank you. This video has been life-changing. I cannot thank you enough. This video is legit and works, I am now in a deep pit of depression. You just earned a sub and like, keep it up!
@dylanfeliciano394 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
"...inert, unmoving...." Check. "...make your bedroom your all room..." Check "...irregular sleep schedule..." Check "...maximize your screen time..." Check Not looking good, guys.
@MK-13337 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Dylan Feliciano "I will be a super good e-sports pro" >Finds himself in elo hell ...Have impossible goals.. Check .___.
@sadade32 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Well since the goal is to become miserable it looks very good!
@Nah_Bohdi 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Dylan Feliciano Your list is small, up your game.
@PatTheHyruler 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Dylan Feliciano Same.
@dylanfeliciano394 7 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
+Nobodi Jones *insert obligatory dick joke comeback here*
@maggotthegreat7977 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Remember when Grey made a video called "This video will hurt"? Yeah he should've saved the title for this one.
@LavaCreeperPeople 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
yes
@Xninja729 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
That vid is next to this comment
@frithfiver ΠΡΡΡΡΡ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Thanks!
@gavinstewart2242 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Pretty much me. Depression is a terrible thing
@im2groovy 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Step 8: acknowledge that you follow these trends and instead of fixing the problem, make memes and jokes to garner likes and feel temporary happiness. Even if you acknowledge the mental amd physical side effects
@vaibhavi.singh. 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
True
@moremare8941 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
How meta!
@felinusfeline5559 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@bgs2004 enjoy your misery!
@magosexploratoradeon6409 5 ΡΠΎΠΊΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Instructions Unclear, lived with a good wife and 3 kids.
@RustyNova 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Hey! Thats me! ...oh
@logosking2848 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
CGP motivated me with a video about how to be miserable, gave me existential dread in a video about metric paper, and gave me euphoria in a video about hexagons. This man is incomprehensibly engimatic with incomprehensible goals
@jorgealexandre4616 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
How does the hexagon give you euphoria? I do not understand.
@cypher_2259 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@jorgealexandre4616 because it's the bestagon
@areeeash1124 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@cypher_2259 lmaooo
@gavinrushing12 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Hexagons are the Bestagons!
@themostop6142 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
You mean VAPID goals
@Carrotline7_7 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I love how I got rid of all my problems and never felt happier than ever before and youtube decides to recommend me that. They are foreshadowing my next misery and I have to prepare for it mentally
@brianblack5321 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Like WOW, I have been doing most of these things and hadn't realized just how bad it was. I subscribed to the channel and hadn't gone this far back to check old content now I'm glad. Great job Grey ππππππ
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