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4 роки томуChris Rock talks about what all religions have in common and how Mississippi is like the Caribbean.
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@Midnight-Starfish 4 роки тому
Chris Rock: Every religion believes that God doesn't make mistakes. Ancient Greeks: Our entire religion centers around Zeus doing nothing but mistakes.
@yasha12isreal 4 роки тому
I swear that's the first thing I thought about 😂
@logansaxby7224 4 роки тому
Yea but those gods are basically dead now
@KathyTOEFLTeacherLessons 4 роки тому
I was thinking the same!!
@jonnyso1 4 роки тому
Like all the other gods.
@_Woo 4 роки тому
That's why they upped and called it mythology.
@melusilunga2397 3 роки тому
I can't listen to him without imagining a Zebra
@Threezus17 3 роки тому
If you know you know 😂
@christinarobinson516 3 роки тому
🤣😂🦓
@Chris-bx9qp 3 роки тому
LOL this comment 🤣🤣😍
@mrsme5076 3 роки тому
lol
@babymalone2004 3 роки тому
😅😅😅
@metroboominmakeitboom5073 2 роки тому
He looks like a guy who could take a punch on stage without flinching
@kykybear6484 2 роки тому
literally, Will thought he did something 🤣
@liamfan 2 роки тому
@@kykybear6484 Right? Chris didn't even lose his footing. He laughed.
@jimitpoddar4365 2 роки тому
Man's a Gigachad
@OZYMANDI4S 2 роки тому
I love how his stance (Straight and hands behind his back) didn’t change in the photo of Will walking towards and away from him.
@shannonallaround9490 2 роки тому
That’s why he got slapped. And things will surely get WORSE.
@SophisticatedBob 11 місяців тому
The sad part is, this is totally true. We landed on a beach in Haiti...some "private beach" for Royal Caribbean. And there were Haitians hanging on the other side of the fence watching all these cruisers eat at a luxurious buffet. It was horrible at a level I've never forgotten. They just stood there, staring at the opulence that they couldn't be a part of. Never been back.
@thomasschellekens5084 9 місяців тому
Chris never fails to mention class or poverty.
@roncampo5923 8 місяців тому
God doesn't make mistakes. What you don't think Chris Rock makes mistakes? You listen to Rock because he hates the God of the bible, just like you. Chris Rock knows he's going to hell.......wanna join him? Repent or burn!
@seanl764 7 місяців тому
Don't have that attitude. The goal of humanity, especially relevant in Christianity, is to lift each other up. Even though it may seem unfair, your tourism money actually benefits the local economy. Look what happened after the Pandemic with the drop in tourism destabilizing a crucial part of the already unstable Haitian economy.Maybe join a missionary trip in the future to Haiti to actually help those you saw on the other side of the fence. Food for the soul makes your mind at ease.
@clgr1323 7 місяців тому
@@seanl764 Excuse me, No, that money goes straight to Royal Caribbean pockets. Please, if you are gonna enjoy the buffet while looking at people starve, at least do not freaking delude yourself into believing you are helping them.
@WaundersOJ 6 місяців тому
I thought the goal of Christianity was to sexually assault children and steal money from the poor?@@seanl764
@samualswain5030 4 роки тому
Chris looks older and younger at the same time.
@AfricanGirl 4 роки тому
🤣😂
@Zero11_ss 4 роки тому
Drugs for sure.
@zandilemhlanga8732 4 роки тому
😂
@michaelbyrd3759 4 роки тому
He looks like he got some botched surgery and now he is left with that fucked up face and those fucked up cheek bones. Got a man out here feeling good about himself after seeing that shit 😂
@twonhardison5817 4 роки тому
The nigga got 2 different birth certificates and social security cards, that's why👍
@donladle6748 4 роки тому
Chris Rock: " Every religion says that God doesn't make mistakes" Zeus: *sweats in Greek mythology*
@MrSinister718 4 роки тому
sweets? might need another edit jamal
@donladle6748 4 роки тому
MrSinister718 thank you brother
@firelordzuko9972 4 роки тому
MrSinister718 let me guess someone stole your sweet role
@donladle6748 4 роки тому
MrSinister718 wait did you just call me Jamal?
@FreddyD177 4 роки тому
@@donladle6748 is your name really Jamal? 😂😂
@Khumalic 3 місяці тому
“That baby wasn’t really dead, right?” Always cracks me up 😂😂
@weilunkang Рік тому
True legends of comedy can take the most mundane and ordinary topic and crack people up with it, and that is why this man is a legend
@boogsybrooks 10 місяців тому
Legend? You must be on crack. Dude's always been a hack. He spent most of his career shouting his lame jokes to hide the fact their not funny. Been on to this douche for decades.
@ashleimichael562 4 роки тому
"ever heard of quick sand.....you can drown dry" 😂😂😂😂💀
@MrSinister718 4 роки тому
This fool Chris Rock think movie quicksand is a real thing. Holy shit. lol
@dmitrykim3096 4 роки тому
I thought there is a water in quick sand
@mikedabro1084 4 роки тому
@@dmitrykim3096 also you can't drown in it. It's been tested. UKposts it.
@cjeff99 4 роки тому
MrSinister718 It takes longer than it does in the movies but other than that the portrayal usually seems accurate
@deemaverick987 3 роки тому
He did not make that up. Black folks have been saying that for about 100 years........at least.
@donnieb9005 3 роки тому
“Have you ever been performing a task, it was going perfect, & then you took a rest?” **Laughs in ADHD**
@Hutch2Much 3 роки тому
are you implying that God has ADHD
@wolfzrowasmr 3 роки тому
@@Hutch2Much I'm pretty sure he's saying he himself has ADHD
@danabaluta9684 3 роки тому
@Donnie B same shit here
@mandelaaffected5059 3 роки тому
I have ADD (non-hyperactive) and I agree.
@hailey740 3 роки тому
Felt
@LabRat6619 Рік тому
I love Chris Rock, not only is he funny but also a great man.
@JohnSmith-nm4zd 8 місяців тому
Chris Rock is the greatest living American stand up comedian
@geneROSSity 4 роки тому
People comparing Dave and Chris like there is only room for one black comedian. Both are Goddamn legends.
@charlieaydin1377 4 роки тому
Amen
@icedmosquito109 4 роки тому
@John Nichols You must have Dave and Chris confused. Dave is a mental midget compared to Chris. You need to get educated.
@pewds8387 4 роки тому
@John Nichols chis >
@kingrollo8199 4 роки тому
Both are Kings
@curlyfats 4 роки тому
Why's everything about race? I didn't even realize Chris was black until you brought it up.
@zackwyatt169 3 роки тому
I was Born and raised in Mississippi And I can tell you he's not wrong
@omarcotton828 3 роки тому
I lived in ms an at least the white here let u know their not your friend live in Tx an Fl whites there hide the hate and double cross u any chance they get can handle smiling faces
@Soy_boi 3 роки тому
Yeah. I always describe Mississippi as hell. 100 degrees in the summer, 100 percent humidity, and 100 percent stupidity. Mississippi is like if crack was a place.
@seanwebb605 3 роки тому
Zack Wyatt Do you have a MLB team?
@sibkiss2009 3 роки тому
It has changed since the time I first visited my grandma and they had drinking fountains at the gas station bus stop that were labeled COLORED.
@seanwebb605 3 роки тому
@@sibkiss2009 Wow. That is weird. Here in Canada the water is transparent.
@drewbranch7700 2 роки тому
“You see Shabba stabbing a dog……Shabba Shabba”🤣🤣🤣
@ContrastCopy Рік тому
As my parents and most extended family lived/live in Mississippi. I can confirm that Mississippi is how he described. My grandmother once told me about how last Easter, the local crackheads were handing out free crack via Easter egg hunts. The cops didn’t even fucking flinch.
@jesipohl6717 Рік тому
sounds like your grandmother is an excellent source of information, cause you know, drug dealers give out free drugs all the time ... no wonder you like someone as lowbrow as rock.
@bigmo10 6 місяців тому
Crackheads giving rocks away?
@Jarod-vg9wq 2 місяці тому
What? What the heck is going on in that state.
@StrawB0ss 19 днів тому
I'd ask for your grandmother's sources in that one.
@itsdraby8435 4 роки тому
Chris Rock: You ever been to mississippi? Mistake!! Me, who currently lives in Mississippi: hmmmmm..... yup
@allen0088 4 роки тому
I feel so sorry for you. You next trip shoukd just be out the country.
@claysoggyfries 4 роки тому
It’s not that bad
@angel25003 4 роки тому
M I s t a k e
@skyfalldeadpool1633 4 роки тому
I am currently in Mississippi as I watch this
@IreneZGoodman 4 роки тому
@@claysoggyfries having been to 33 states, it is the worst one so far.
@tawiddisu-shabiolegbe5266 4 роки тому
“I went to Mississippi and I could’nt tell what year it was!” 😂😂😂
@bxbyescobar1223 4 роки тому
NEGUS MBARKA that’s Alabama
@MrSinister718 4 роки тому
@@thelegacyofgaming2928 triggered by facts. Not a coincidence that Mississippi and Jamaica got lumped into the same joke about a dystopian nightmare just like Sub-saharan Africa is, who still cant figure out the wheel, or agriculture, or anything else. Just look at black people to know god makes mistakes. Chris Rock just confirmed it. lol
@slothful2039 4 роки тому
@@MrSinister718 It was almost like the joke about Jamaica was mainly about poverty and not racism. Poverty in those areas is in heavy part owed to the crazy amount of colonization that occurred. Also, I find it funny how racists love to blame other people for their racism. Just accept you're racist and move on, why are you even watching a black comedian if you're racist? Southern states are more racist because of the history over there y'know with secession and all.
@amehka5416 4 роки тому
@Kody but you're watching the black guy who you don't like.
@amehka5416 4 роки тому
@Kody says the black dot.
@dmt9582 Рік тому
Chris Rock is incredible. He's not only as funny as it gets in my view but his comedy leaves you thinking all the time. The guy never strikes out he is nothing but money
@HeadFunny Рік тому
Rock was voted top 5 ever in Rolling Stone and Comedy Central polls. This is why ukposts.info/have/v-deo/fZeLnJp8f6R824E.html
@davianngayle8560 2 роки тому
Me being Jamaican not knowing if I should laugh or cry.
@lisannecharoo Рік тому
As an islander myself, I was highly offended. Are we less fortunate than some other countries...yes, yes we are. Do we eat locks...nope, no we dont. Are we surprised when we see cars...why should we be, after all we don't take the subway to work; how do we popularly commute you ask...cars my friend, cars.
@phoumyx26 Рік тому
Just a joke
@forddreamsdofly546 Рік тому
@@lisannecharoo From a tourist's point of view, this is exactly how it is.
@IMANVANRULER 2 місяці тому
It’s just fun! We love Jamaica!! ❤ So Laugh!!!
@talltrini10 Місяць тому
*nods in trini*
@thecruff94 3 роки тому
M-I-S-S-T-A-K-E is low-key one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Works on multiple levels. Man's a genius.
@thecruff94 2 роки тому
@Olmec Toltec Yeah, no shit sherlock 🙄
@radioactivepotato2068 2 роки тому
Look up "Wretch 32 Redemption (Daily Duppy) if word play is your bag..
@kevinmilhim646 2 роки тому
Would've been even funnier if he spelled it M-I-S-S-T-A-K-K-K-E
@esmooth919 2 роки тому
@@kevinmilhim646 I got to admit, that's funny
@AmanSingh-bt1rx 2 роки тому
@@esmooth919 I don't get it , can you explain
@Karelja 4 роки тому
"They give you one pinacolada and you forgive the worst poverty you've ever seen". Soooooooo true!
@joshyt734 4 роки тому
lol the way C.Rock’s stand up comedy career is going he won’t be able to afford to go back to jamaica
@KathyTOEFLTeacherLessons 4 роки тому
That's what happens when Michael Scott goes to Jamaica
@ronaldali4845 4 роки тому
So what’s so fucking true about this fucking bullshit bro you racist fuck.
@mcsrooge 4 роки тому
Worst poverty ever????? Really... hahahaaaa yea ok fucking idiot
@stivaro 4 роки тому
@@ronaldali4845 Seriously?
@eloghosaiserhienrhien4904 Рік тому
After this joke God was like "Hey will, come do something for the Lord"😂😂
@george.a7364 Рік тому
'' That baby wasn't really dead right?'' killed me.
@antonnym214 3 роки тому
The Mississippi state bird is the mosquito. Their state motto is: "I can't go any farther. Leave me here. Save yourself. Someone's got to make it back to warn the others."
@doe4638 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best response I'm laughing so hard
@UltraVega924 3 роки тому
😂 😂 😂
@jfootball8267 3 роки тому
Mosquito would be the MS Delta’s bird. Actual state bird is Hummingbird.
@astralflight_912 3 роки тому
Ok just dont bring your Mississippi bullshit to Louisiana please and thank you, our state is fucked enough
@kevbosire5686 3 роки тому
😂😂😂😂 wtf
@xuyahfish 3 роки тому
Chinese religion: gods & goddesses not only make mistakes but can be bribed too
@chrismoyo1222 3 роки тому
He was referring to mainstream religions with prophets ie, Jewish, Christian and Islam.
@xuyahfish 3 роки тому
@@chrismoyo1222 He said all religions, minorities count too
@chrismoyo1222 3 роки тому
xuyahfish c’mooon 😊
@anoobiscooking1193 3 роки тому
Yes...
@awakenedone7577 3 роки тому
@@chrismoyo1222 he's dumb
@webwolf50 2 роки тому
Love Chris more than ever now - Go Chris - you ROCK!!!
@UhmActually. Рік тому
Why? Because he mocks God?
@jesipohl6717 Рік тому
Will Smith 4 life.
@TheCdr19 2 роки тому
Anyone defending Will Smith is weak minded. You have to understand that comedians are the last pillar of truth in entertainment. If you slap a comedian, you let the truth affect you negatively. Get a grip.
@stephaniecherry7120 2 роки тому
Joking about someone's health is a bad thing too. Verbal abuse vs physical abuse. They are both wrong. But if he did it to my mother, i might slap him too.
@SumriseHD 2 роки тому
@@stephaniecherry7120 He didn't say she's ugly or it looks bad. He basically just acknowledged the fact that she's bald. That's it. There is no verbal abuse.
@Rahul08j05 2 роки тому
@@SumriseHD facts
@kykybear6484 2 роки тому
@@stephaniecherry7120 .
@nelliepacheco950 2 роки тому
I defend mr smith but not because he slapped mr chris but because he touched a very sensitive spot of emotion with his wifes HEALTH issues and he's only human. He reacted out of anger and emotions got the best of him. And he also apologized. Even though it took him some time.
@blackpanter9572 3 роки тому
He's right about not being able to tell what year it is in Mississippi.
@Alphawolf2325 3 роки тому
True
@rogregg29445 3 роки тому
Up until like two years ago the town my best friend grew up in was a dry County
@savannahs8914 3 роки тому
There's a podcast called Small Town Murder and they highlight the times where they're like "this case happened in 1996 but somehow also 1932".
@traekas7228 3 роки тому
Carina Carter, I grew up there, in MS in the 1960s thru 1970s. It was Gawd-awful there, especially back then, imo. My town was Quitman County’s county seat. And I remember when the Town started to sell hard liquor. At one small, square building w/big windows,...but that one store closed for the night at 10:00pm, sharp. And didn’t open at all on Sundays. Man! I wonder what year its advanced to. If it has, at all. I went back in 1994 to visit my Parents’ graves. Not much had changed. Maybe there might’ve been a Mickey-D’s (Golden Arches) that was new?
@derrelltisdale2631 3 роки тому
Striker92 sounds like Calhoun county how a county half way dry
@vt-yp7yq 4 роки тому
Stop comparing Dave and Chris. They have two different comedic style, yet they both respect each other's craft. Stop pitting one against the other.
@offdevhevb3705 4 роки тому
v t nah this nigga corny compare to dave
@Covid--ts5cw 4 роки тому
Chris and Kevin both say Dave is the best. Chris and Kevin are funny as all hell but Dave is important for today's society.
@shonbunns1435 4 роки тому
My point exactly! He is not on Dave Chappelle level. Dave is naturally funny. Chris is funny from practicing. So he has played out. Dave will last forever.
@MEshiyt 4 роки тому
Some people think everything has to be a competition.
@JoeGilly95 4 роки тому
@Claudia Solomon since i was born lol :D
@WalterChi Рік тому
He’s talking but all I’m seeing is a talking zebra lmao😂
@Sam-tq6xr 2 місяці тому
From God making mistakes to Mississippi to the Caribbean … the man is a comedy genius
@ajayasir5272 4 роки тому
Lol. 💯I went to Jamaica, got off the plane, and the first thing I said was, “this looks just like Mississippi.”
@EricWilliams-uw9xe 3 роки тому
bwahahahahahahahahaa
@trulysurprised-bk7cy 3 роки тому
Agree
@34Sugga 3 роки тому
How so
@tajaythompson1691 3 роки тому
as a jamaican i say yall aint seen nth yet
@dwtolar 3 роки тому
He won't be laughing on judgement day!! Repent! God does not make mistakes. Man rebels against God and brings death and destruction back upon himself.
@rasheedqe 3 роки тому
This is both the funniest and most tragic thing I've ever heard. Only a comedian could point out the vast wealth gap and exploitation of a people while pointing out how we all OK with that and make it funny and sad at the same time.
@crystalruiz1397 3 роки тому
Like your soul weeps with laughter from the pain.
@rasheedqe 3 роки тому
@@charlesscott27 No it's the moral responsible of everyone to not take advantage of Caribbean poverty. And to help the people who live there rather than using their land as a cheap vacation spot.
@nonmagicmike723 3 роки тому
What exploitation? The reason they're dirt poor is because there's nobody to exploit them. If some greedy capitalists set up shop there, then they'll have chances to get jobs and make a better living, like the Chinese have been in last decades. Until then, they'll remain bums. I guess it goes for much of Mississippi as well.
@akbar8477 3 роки тому
I think that's why "God" created laughter. It is sad, but its so structural you know your best efforts will only look good for a while. So laugh!
@sipanon9711 3 роки тому
And for a second there I thought you felt sad for the poor in Mississippi.
@chromicapop4595 2 роки тому
that porcupine bit had me howling and tearing up laughing, my eyes BURN from laughing so much👌👌
@laurie113 Рік тому
Mississippi, and the mid west. Florida and Texas too!
@tiyopaenguin 3 роки тому
Rock: Porcupine, you can't eat it! China: Uhm, actually...
@michaelo2535 3 роки тому
And thus, the porcupvid virus is born
@kazikazini1042 3 роки тому
Porcupine is consumable men
@Tarolyn17 3 роки тому
Michael O smells like racism to me 😒
@adebisisaid8616 3 роки тому
@@michaelo2535 I don’t condone eating caged animals lol 😂 but through the research uncovered. The bat coronavirus, known as RaTG13, could not bind with receptors in humans or pangolins. Neither was the pangolin coronavirus able to bind to pangolin and human receptors. In other words, the binding affinity of the pangolin ACE2 receptor for SARS-CoV-2 RBD was reported to be too low to bind to either pangolin or human. From SARS and MERS to COVID-19. These severe acute respiratory infections are highly pathogenic human coronaviruses. In other words, it is more plausible that the novel Coronavirus was born in a laboratory considering the lab in question had samples of SARS and MERS. No one knows whether it got out into the world out of malice or negligence. However, Covid-19 wasn’t no animal! Lol 😂 But yes! Let’s blame 1.5 billion Chinese people because they live under a repressive regime we all despise. Trust me! It’s a lot easier! 😂
@Supraboii123 2 роки тому
Chris rock: can’t eat porcupines ….Actually we hunt and eat squirrels , possums , alligators , raccoons and porcupines right here in Mississippi and Louisiana ..we even eat our sisters and mother in laws if they wash themselves right….
@NickTalksFrank 4 роки тому
I'm so happy a comedian finally talked about the crazy you see in poverty stricken countries, that just happen to be fantastic vacation spots
@chriskochinsky1102 4 роки тому
Isn't that the truth? A hint: any island nation in the world is impoverished. They have to pay enormous taxes to import things we think of as everyday common items. Even Hawaii is impoverished. Just sleep during your shuttle ride from the airport to your resort and tip well every person that does any service for you. I am a big believer in giving people money for their pockets. Their wages, they have to claim on their taxes. Cash: they can put in their pockets and use for whatever they need.
@nasx618 4 роки тому
But when Trump says they're shitholes liberals get mad.
@daxbradley4346 4 роки тому
@@nasx618 Trump could literally solve the energy crisis, and liberals would get mad.
@SirPerfectful 4 роки тому
@@chriskochinsky1102 Japan, New Zealand, Greenland, United Kingdom (not a sole nation, I know, but they got good relationships now), and Australia would like to know your location.
@_rdcn3134 4 роки тому
@@daxbradley4346 Ummm trumptard couldn't even fix leave alone his brain soo that's waaay too much credit 😂😂😂#cantfixstupid
@katarinadreams6955 2 роки тому
I love that I'm watching this on a sunday, 30 minutes before mass
@eldondedon7884 2 роки тому
Mentioning Jada Smith's bald head...MISTAKE... Slapping Chris Rock...MISTAKE ...M.i.S.T.A.K.E 😂 Love Chris and Will hope to see them in more positive light in the near future.
@user-qg5bl2kt7u 3 роки тому
I love how he points out that once you're in the nice places, surrounded by beauty and comfort, you automatically forget how badly most of the people live. That's basically how rich people who live in the third world countries get along 24/7. They may feel stressed or afraid when they go out of their neighborhoods and face misery lying around every corner, but most of the time they just don't give a shit. I don't judge them, that's just how people are, although it's sad in a way.
@Rayan_2az 2 роки тому
It's sad bruh
@pyannaguy4361 2 роки тому
And it's getting closer & closer to home. I was in San Francisco awhile back & within a few blocks of the dignified banking district, people are camping on sidewalks, & that's not ALL they're doing on the sidewalks. In L.A. there's an underpass as you head into Marina del Rey where lots of rich retirees live & park their boats. Clothes are strewn around & a toilet bucket or two's usually visible.
@carm24 2 роки тому
It’s the only way to live happily. Then to worry about the hardships of others. Some caused by others and some self inflicted unfortunately.
@logan6191 2 роки тому
STFU... and just laugh
@renanfelipedossantos5913 2 роки тому
It's funny because it's true.
@milhz7233 3 роки тому
"You know, like, when you go to the Caribean..." No, I do not
@omartistry 3 роки тому
Don’t be mad. Every area is fucked up to a certain extent
@michaelfleming1223 3 роки тому
Hes funnier when conversating
@mom2adragon677 3 роки тому
I’ve been in that van!! He’s got the nail on the head!!
@khalidnorman9632 3 роки тому
@@mom2adragon677 not to Jamaica tho
@bronjesamuel1054 3 роки тому
I live there, he's 1000% correct about EVERYTHING he said lol.
@gogglsh Рік тому
Describing the drive from the port to resort at Ocho Rios is spot on haha
@Victory987 Рік тому
"God doesn't make mistakes" Noah enters chat.
@lilpinkbubbles6592 4 роки тому
The ride from the airport to the resort is so true.
@amirabrown9643 4 роки тому
MrSinister718 what was the point of that comment ? dumbass .
@EuphoriaPiana 4 роки тому
@@MrSinister718 Bot. 🤢🤥🙄
@MrSinister718 4 роки тому
@@EuphoriaPiana NPC
@nickswartzfager3928 4 роки тому
As a Mississippian, he's probably talking about jackson😂
@jevo7747 4 роки тому
@@nickswartzfager3928 from Biloxi to tn it's a shithole along with ark and la
@dortesandal4303 3 роки тому
"They give you one Pina Colada - and you forgive the worst poverty you've ever seen!!!" Chris you brilliant - I love You♥️✌️♥️
@ryanpulliam8987 2 роки тому
I never understood that one
@dortesandal4303 2 роки тому
@@ryanpulliam8987 well there is massive wealth on the Islands but usually the people who originate from the Islands live in devastating poverty, there is a Lot of violence/rape culture...tourists come, turn their blind eye and live in crazy obscene luxury...but it is extremely beautiful waters, Amazing sea life probably why the likes of Jacques Cousteau, mountbatten and Harrison Ford and others have their summer houses there (on the more remote Islands). So Chris is pointing his own and others hipocrisy.... our flakiness if you Will.
@ryanpulliam8987 2 роки тому
@@dortesandal4303 ohhh. I got you
@mariapdr3261 2 роки тому
As someone from the Caribbean I can say this is totally on point. My country has a ton of problems: poverty, crime, corruption, etc. But the government and resort companies make damn sure to keep it out of tourist areas.
@wherewereyou4500 2 роки тому
THE STORY BEHIND THE SLAP: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/sp1jaIuhrn18uIU.html
@thealternativefactor6694 6 місяців тому
Man, that Caribbean joke hit home when I went to the Dominican Republic. The drive from the airport to the resort was crazy. I saw dead bodies on the side of the road and street with no turn signals. Once I got to the resort and filled my belly with oxtails/plantains/goat , I forgot about everything I saw just 3 hrs earlier.
@stacyming543 5 місяців тому
Jamaica 🇯🇲 is beautiful, in the country side that the government did not pay attention to that is where the smart intelligent youngsters are. Some of them parents get not afford to send them to school.
@Ayubkdkisitu_ug_usa Рік тому
God was fucking up...😂😂😂😂 That line never gets Old 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gwillis01 3 роки тому
The best part was the part where he talked about looking out the window of the resort van at all the poverty and then having instant amnesia after drinking one cocktail at the resort.
@carlbowles1808 3 роки тому
Alcohol temporarily cancels the reality that life sucks. Chris Rock makes that so funny 🤣.
@TheBenNZ 3 роки тому
That baby wasn’t dead right?😬🤭🙈😂
@d-gab2864 2 роки тому
I'm Jamaican and even before he mentioned the name I knew he was talking about me
@RCCruz01 2 роки тому
"THE BEST PART WAS WHEN HE DID HIS ROUTINE" bitch shut the fuck up
@liamfan 2 роки тому
Sad and tragically funny
@ojsimp14 4 роки тому
The scary part is, he ain't lying about Mississippi
@sirkayda7205 4 роки тому
Yeah he is. But still, don't come. We're full.
@bailey8441 4 роки тому
I’m from Mississippi... he right.
@sirkayda7205 4 роки тому
@@bailey8441 - Nah. He's running out of topical material so he resorted to overplayed stereotypes. The "-isms".
@sirkayda7205 4 роки тому
@J S - Agree.
@akiba1972 4 роки тому
He sure isnt
@nonmagicmike723 2 роки тому
Mississippi may not be successful economically, but it has exported a lot of talent throughout the years. Starting with jazz, Elvis, Britney Spears, 3 Doors Down, etc.
@TheTallMan50 Рік тому
Brittany Spears is from Kentwood Louisiana. She was only born in McComb Mississippi. Probably because, at 20 miles away, it was the closest large town with a maternity hospital.
@dumisatonyjohnson8145 4 місяці тому
Let’s not forget Brandy Norwood and her brother Ray J They’re also from McComb Mississippi before they went to Los Angeles to become pop singers and TV child actors in Hollywood Of course Brandy had the more successful career as she had her own sitcom “MOESHA” which aired for 5 seasons Ray had his own reality tv show on VH1
@joefatalooch8057 Рік тому
When its all said and done, he is one of the funnest comedians ever.
@jesipohl6717 Рік тому
Will Smith is funnier than Rock with just one hand. Rock, hates on people with diseases and queer people regularly as part of his gig. I've never seen Will Smith do this. It's just not funny sometimes, to go after someone you don't know like that.
@cornsycle2413 4 роки тому
Chris Rock: Everyone religion believes that god doesn’t make mistakes. Zeus and Friends: Smile and wave boys!
@tanaka-kunthelazy4995 4 роки тому
Smile and wave 🐧🖐
@thefacelessquestion3333 4 роки тому
Cute and cuddly boiz,cute and cuddly
@salemk176 3 роки тому
*Waves in Wiccian*
@jp-vo2rx 3 роки тому
That's mythology foo
@salemk176 3 роки тому
@@jp-vo2rx you do realize that people still worship greek and other pantheons of gods besides the abrahamic monotheistic God with a capital G you talk about
@vahanbedelian3818 4 роки тому
This dude 54 damn years old and looks like he could be an undergrad.
@teddybear7514 4 роки тому
Undergrad? More like undergradpa
@sweetkiss119 4 роки тому
Teddy Bear agree Chris is looking old.
@Covid--ts5cw 4 роки тому
Black don't crack unless you have a hammer.
@memoasus1967 4 роки тому
He has joe Biden teeth
@lajames5388 4 роки тому
Black don’t crack!!
@denisebranch4719 2 роки тому
CHRIS ROCK IS THE MASTER OF COMEDY.. there's always a lot of truth in the jokes he tells 🤣😂😆😛🤣😂
@charlita25 2 роки тому
“Couldn’t tell what year it was” lol 😂
@richardxia1720 2 роки тому
“God doesn’t make mistakes” Greek mythologies: And I took that personally
@daniellehall9679 2 роки тому
He could have said the three monotheistic religions Judaism, Islam, and Christianity, but all that explaination would have ruined the joke. But let's fact check him like anal retentive nerds anyway.
@richardxia1720 2 роки тому
@@wherewereyou4500 the fuck?
@dispogaming1011 Рік тому
@@wherewereyou4500 what was in that video????
@wherewereyou4500 Рік тому
@@dispogaming1011 ukposts.info/have/v-deo/goRmhG9pp5mHx3k.html
@soueucaasi Рік тому
@@richardxia1720 what was in the video bro
@kewldewd8334 4 роки тому
Just stop it - it’s okay to like both Chappelle and C.Rock. I know I do.
@missg1727 4 роки тому
Me too they're my top faves, Paul Mooney too..
@drdread9896 4 роки тому
Faxx!!
@kewldewd8334 4 роки тому
Miss G if mr Mooney did my dawg Richard Pryor wrong like they said he did - I gotta cut ties.
@ramonw9430 4 роки тому
straight up!
@SahmAhmad 4 роки тому
Yes man it's like liking both Robert Deniro and Al Pacino of comedy both geniuses but different style. PS: Al Pacino is waaaaay better of course but Deniro is good too.
@mrroy5542 2 роки тому
Chris Rock :I am legend Will Smith : I am simp
@timothycormier3494 2 роки тому
Hahahaha hilarious! That reminds me, I gotta book that sandals trip for February!😂😂😂
@1987FX16 3 роки тому
Side note. Chris Rock and Steve-O kinda look alike. I don't know why but I just saw it. lol
@Germatti13489 3 роки тому
Maybe because Chris Rock had plastic surgery and almost doesn't look like Chris Rock.
@charvey2284 3 роки тому
I will never unsee that😆
@kramer3d 3 роки тому
🤣
@pepsifan1364 3 роки тому
No shit man wow
@deliagarcia1700 3 роки тому
Aaand they have them rough type of voices😁
@yuccatree4298 3 роки тому
I feel he missed a trick in not spelling it M I S S T A K K K E
@GideonKSays 3 роки тому
Thought the exact same thing.
@makisov 3 роки тому
Yooo 🤣👏🏾
@marceloromero4515 3 роки тому
That's really good👍 Would 've made funny even funnier.
@Freeskjfull 3 роки тому
you do know that misstake is already a wrong spelling of the word, do you?
@Freeskjfull 3 роки тому
@@rashleonard4069 oh! cause of the kkk! now i see xD
@waynem7186 6 місяців тому
This man is without a doubt in my mind the greatest Stand Up ever.
@nonmagicmike723 2 роки тому
Chris Rock should torment Will Smith with a Jada joke every single day for the entire month of April.
@wherewereyou4500 2 роки тому
THE STORY BEHIND THE SLAP: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/sp1jaIuhrn18uIU.html
@SeanRhatigan 4 роки тому
For his age and fame level, he's still raw as hell.
@roboticol6280 2 роки тому
what does that mean?
@akshaynanthur 3 роки тому
*Marty is the best stand up comic in the whole animal Kingdom...*
@FirstLast-vj2sr 2 роки тому
🤣🤣
@ultimatedisneycruiselinefa5112 2 роки тому
He likes to move it move it!
@akshaynanthur 2 роки тому
*It's a shame that a Pigeon took offense to him and Bitch slapped him in public..*
@ultimatedisneycruiselinefa5112 2 роки тому
@@akshaynanthur I see what you did there. That Spies In Disguise reference.
@wherewereyou4500 2 роки тому
THE STORY BEHIND THE SLAP: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/sp1jaIuhrn18uIU.html
@ezpersonal 2 роки тому
I'm here for u Chris!
@atatrkisawarcriminalboycot8855 2 роки тому
Chris is a legend. I don't know why conservatives who preach freedom of speech are the most offended when they are the ones being criticized.
@dqsimpson5331 3 роки тому
My home state of Mississippi is 37% poverty. He’s not lying
@martinflores1370 3 роки тому
@WorldFlex That's funny you say that. I have a friend thats from Mississippi and she tells me how backwards the state is and how it's still racially divided in some small towns. I was soo curious and amazed that I want to go with her when she goes to visit her family..lol.
@sunshine3914 3 роки тому
@@martinflores1370 I knew a couple from MS, they never hid their racism. I also house sit for a couple who escaped from there 20 years ago, & they go back every Xmas to visit graves & try to make peace with their incestuous relatives. And Chris is absolutely on point. I visited there in the 1990s, & it was like going back in time to 1890.
@NYD666 2 роки тому
@WorldFlex as a Hispanic who has walked through Mississippi, your view is greatly exaggerated. Why should someone have to move just cuz someone else has a problem. Hell, naw, stand your ground and hope the next generation is better
@NYD666 2 роки тому
@@isaacnewton8914 it ain't the only state
@NYD666 2 роки тому
Only 37? Wow, MS is doing so much better than I thought
@thegoat9320 3 роки тому
I died when he said that baby wasn't really dead right 😂
@bestntheworldsince87 3 роки тому
So did the baby...
@mynombreisjon 3 роки тому
I love whenever I see a comment just as they are saying it, the stars align
@kojowiredu 3 роки тому
@@mynombreisjon that just happened to me right about the fvck now😂
@casualobserver2380 3 роки тому
How do so many dead people manage to write comments?
@ivyc3500 3 роки тому
LMAO
@garypedigogaeu5787 5 місяців тому
He is my favorite comedian. Smart and funny and truthful.
@chrisjames4297 2 роки тому
Hahaha that joke about Jamaica was spot on with places like Fiji and Thailand too.
@luke2958 4 роки тому
As someone who lives in Mississippi, everything he said about it is true
@DTG_LOCKETT 4 роки тому
I use to travel to Macomb back in the 90s. Learned after the first trip not to stop anywhere on the way
@ricogaras9613 4 роки тому
All he said was MISTAKE, M I S S T A K E
@DTG_LOCKETT 4 роки тому
He compared it to the area in Jamaica when you leave the airport
@queeniemarigold 4 роки тому
C Lockett I was literally born there, I moved recently, and I'd be very happy to never go back to Mississippi. Mississippi is actually a really pretty place, the people are just the horrible part....
@breckfarrior6071 4 роки тому
Not one word was wrong.
@Jkilla1371 4 роки тому
Porcupine: that's not a mistake, there are good reasons for that. Quicksand: it's not that bad, and also can be used for benefit. Mississippi: aw shit...
@InformationIsTheEdge 4 роки тому
BA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Perfect!
@InformationIsTheEdge 4 роки тому
@Jason Rasmussen So god is powerless to stop evil? Interesting. So much for omnipotence.
@ddhouston3380 4 роки тому
Jkilla1371 Humans.. we causing our own extinction😂
@Jkilla1371 4 роки тому
@@ddhouston3380 I agree with that completely. We've been fucking up since the beginning.
@KesorodaBlk 4 роки тому
Please explain to the rest of us in this comment thread how quicksand can be useful.
@anoop4307 2 роки тому
Last night God make a mistake
@goldschool9050 2 роки тому
I love every word he says and expression he makes
@shtigers01 4 роки тому
Old Chris rock just looks like a Black Steve-O
@justinc6962 4 роки тому
😂😂
@carlkeelee2533 4 роки тому
Lmfao!
@iodize1984 4 роки тому
damn it you beat me to it. i was thinking the exact same thing 😆 There voice even sounds a bit similar.
@Psyrecx 4 роки тому
Old Chris Rock looks like old Chris Rock... As in... The way he used to. Not the way he looked when he was 'in his prime'.
@maedelelawhorn9738 4 роки тому
Yeah he do
@mertlandglen9969 3 роки тому
The comparison of Mississippi to Jamaica is very similar to my experience traveling from Toronto to New York city by car. First stop The Bronx. I was like "what tha f..... ? Was there a war here?
@nygamerforlife1991 3 роки тому
As someone from new york, I been thru the bronx many times and I confirm the accuracy of this comment
@SavageGreywolf 3 роки тому
there almost was, go learn about Benjy Melendez and how he kept the gangs from starting a war
@jopalolive 3 роки тому
So funny, my same reaction to parts of the Bronx. I have traveled all across the US, and the Bronx and Mississippi are the most "what da f ???
@1l9e9o4 3 роки тому
My sides 😂
@jmar5785 3 роки тому
The indigent don’t live in Canada. It’s too fucking cold.
@77Tlm 2 роки тому
That slap from Will Smith should be added to the list. It cost Will 10yrs of OSCARS he had no business emasculating another man when He, Will Smith making jokes at others expense. No one has slap his a** @Chris Rock keep doing your thing homie.
@tinayeishenzira7878 2 роки тому
I'm here after the slap...Chris Rock is a class act 👏
@wherewereyou4500 2 роки тому
THE STORY BEHIND THE SLAP: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/sp1jaIuhrn18uIU.html
@UncleSwell707 Рік тому
You’re late…
@deniseross4222 Рік тому
That Class Act going to be going to hell too why he committing blasphemy against Jesus we'll see how funny he is in Hell telling jokes he going to be too busy burning to be cracking jokes
@lauryville 4 роки тому
my broke ass can't even understand the Bahamas joke.
@jimjimmyjam8242 4 роки тому
Your broke ass cant even pay attention to the joke.
@CartoonKidOLLY 4 роки тому
Jamaica isn’t in the Bahamas
@ojihasyourback8885 4 роки тому
I couldn't understand too
@fareedwhite133 4 роки тому
Just know that its true, Jamaica, Bahamas, Haiti, Dominican republic. The kids look at you like you there next meal.
@JohnDoe-cz3dh 4 роки тому
Think he meant he couldn’t relate common sense
@emmawalton2849 4 роки тому
Oh my god he's the zebra from Madagascar
@renovatio93 4 роки тому
and the donkey from Shrek
@dominicmorris9480 4 роки тому
@@renovatio93 you mean Eddie Murphey
@soothingone6462 4 роки тому
Emma Walton lol
@kirkyoung6962 4 роки тому
Eddie Murphy was the donkey
@ujanachakma 4 роки тому
😂😂😂😂😂
@maryrudelich9000 7 місяців тому
Love Chris Rock. Very funny man.
@jayperez7360 2 роки тому
Funny that Jada couldn't take a joke and she gave Will the go ahead to go choose violence. Chris can now too talk of his entanglement with the Smiths.
@jayperez7360 2 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/pZp9aa2pfp6i0Ik.html
@janicemcleod1873 4 роки тому
As a Jamaican I'm offended and this is also true...
@namepending8587 4 роки тому
Another Jamaican here
@wallysmithii117 4 роки тому
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
@CeezyThaGod 4 роки тому
janice mcleod 😂😂 I wanted to be mad but that shit had me cryin 🤣🤣
@rodneydean7771 4 роки тому
THE TRUTH SHOULD NEVER OFFEND YOU! THE BIBLE IS IN THE FICTION SECTION IS THE LIBRARY 4 A REASON.
@listentalk6111 4 роки тому
Pon the ends
@jaquan123ism 4 роки тому
stop comparing Dave and Chris and let just be glad that they exist
@NoMuShRoOmS 4 роки тому
Not even a comparison
@waltmagic 4 роки тому
@J D Ya but Dave is like steak, it's the main course and I could eat it for every meal. Icecream, is just a dessert amongst many others
@lafemmerowena 4 роки тому
Who compared them? 🤔 They are so different. But both so awesome! Eddie Griffin. 👌
@tamil8108 4 роки тому
I guess to some people there can only be one black comedian? Can't even understand how there is a comparison. They're just two different comedians.
@frankharris5934 4 роки тому
jaquan123ism word
@johngazzola7293 7 місяців тому
The trip from the airport to the resort is SO true lol. Remember that bus ride I took from the airport to the resort in Cuba. Just as Chris described it.
@clarissawestbrook2203 2 роки тому
This is why he is my favorite comedian. Chris Rock is absolutely hilarious and so creative with his comedy routines!
@emilydularee8359 4 роки тому
You think God meant to make quicksand. Drowning dry😂😂😂
@adamchen5936 4 роки тому
Damn, I swear Chris Rock found the fountain of youth or some shit.
@adamchen5936 4 роки тому
@JAMES JONES That....wow...that makes a lot of sense.
@stevembuku 4 роки тому
Yeezy taught him
@mephostopheles3752 4 роки тому
Black don’t crack.
@forcedtohaveahandle 3 роки тому
@@mephostopheles3752 look at Dave Chappelle or Rick James (bitch!)
@subg8858 3 роки тому
If it rhymes, its true
@rolandohernandez9539 2 роки тому
Chris rock is a legend no joke.everyone hating on him cause of will 🤦🏽♂️.man fuck will fr.he meant no harm with that joke.and if you follow cr you know his humor is harmless but funny af.will you lost a fan just cause of what you did.Chris you’ll always have a fan backing you up ✊🏾✊🏾💪🏾
@nelliepacheco950 2 роки тому
Jokes are ok but when they offend someone else its not right there has to be a boundary as to where a joke is not a joke mr. chris should have known better as a professional he went overboard.
@nathanpardy8550 2 роки тому
@@nelliepacheco950 Ah yes, Will the man-baby Smith hitting Chris Rock was COMPLETELY justified...
@justalazyguy.0_0 2 роки тому
@@nelliepacheco950 common dude it was a mild joke i am sure you haven't watched comedy central roast That's why oscars hire comedians to host shows My guy didn't even knew about her disease
@hamishmchargUK 2 роки тому
"There can be a hundred people in the room, and 99 won't slap you but one WILL."
@mojussoul7398 4 роки тому
2:38 "M-I-S-S-T-A-K-E"
@spartax8570 4 роки тому
Blacks and grammar 🤣
@iamtheonejanedoe 4 роки тому
As a reference to MiSSiSSipi ...
@stereoraptor6940 4 роки тому
@@spartax8570 bro, it was part of the joke. this "black" made a joke that went over your head. funny how racists tend to be really stupid. dunning kruger i guess.
@glensomething2800 4 роки тому
@@spartax8570 you right it would be stupid for something to be spelt with ss in it, hey he should make a joke about the fact that missisippi has the same thing.
@waterdroplets1627 4 роки тому
It's a joke. A mistake for the word mistake along with the word Mississippi
@delsinrowe2014 2 роки тому
"Quicksand. Sand you can drown in. You can drown DRY!" And ironically quicksand is actually sand filled with a shit ton of water lmao
@TyrBarghest 2 роки тому
I don't think the average quicksand death is even caused by drowning. It's caused by freezing to death.
@FirstLast-vj2sr 2 роки тому
Once you sink in it it turns hard
@FirstLast-vj2sr 2 роки тому
@@ZombieQueeen Thats what he said 😂
@wherewereyou4500 2 роки тому
DA STORY BEHIND THE SLAP: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/sp1jaIuhrn18uIU.html
@afdgxzghzgfhgfzhazghzdfhxf 2 роки тому
The Jamaica skit is a perfect example of how to draw attention to social issues without blaming people or being woke.
@juuglord8509 2 роки тому
What does woke even mean anymore?
@theangryholmesian4556 2 роки тому
@@juuglord8509 As far as I can ascertain it's douchrbag for women, people of color, and LGBT people existing.
@deepshotone 3 місяці тому
I went to an all inclusive in Barbados back in 2001. I swear you could hear the whole bus give sigh of relief when we got to the resort. Lol
@McOuroborosBurger 3 роки тому
Chris Rock is going down the George Carlin path and I love it.
@vern1101 3 роки тому
George Carlin is hilarious but at the same time lays down so much facts in his jokes
@McOuroborosBurger 3 роки тому
Vern theres always comedy in the truth
@tontoepstein6860 3 роки тому
No, I think Chris Rock is going down whatever path will allow his career to pay his alimony.
@nmessai215 3 роки тому
He’s always been like this
@ProfessorCDO 3 роки тому
Facts. I always looked at Chris Rock as Carlin’s most devout student
@davidhalliday9531 4 роки тому
I can’t listen to Chris Rock without hearing Marty
@miguelamigo6030 4 роки тому
Who's marty?
@PrinceofPeace2000 4 роки тому
@@miguelamigo6030 bro! You gotta get out more😂
@miguelamigo6030 4 роки тому
@@PrinceofPeace2000 I'm assuming Marty is something you saw in a video so how is "getting out more" going to help?
@PrinceofPeace2000 4 роки тому
@@miguelamigo6030 how can you not have seen the movie Madagascar, u serious?
@mokkaveli 4 роки тому
Thank God I'm not the only one plagued by this
@hilbenj624 2 роки тому
Chris I am very proud of you man stay cool don't let nobody walk over you
@superblastpressurewashing.7256 Рік тому
Funny as always! get after it Chris.
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