Putin's Bridge Of Dreams Blown Up | Fox Backpedals On Kanye

Putin's Bridge Of Dreams Blown Up | Fox Backpedals On Kanye | Dr. Oz Poses With Hitler's Car

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The biggest stories over the weekend were the explosion on Russia's bridge to Crimea and Kanye West's disastrous return to Twitter. In other disaster news, Senate candidate Dr. Oz gave a campaign speech while standing in front of a car once owned by Adolf Hitler. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@copernicofelinis Рік тому

Fighting dolphins? For what porpoise? I'll show myself out.

@droo4236 Рік тому

Nice!!

@B__C__ Рік тому

Just for the halibut.

@MonkeyJedi99 Рік тому

Thanks for making me nearly choke on my tomato soup. That nearly fin-ished me!

@maskedmallard537 Рік тому

Uh oh, casualty. Somebody call the sturgeon!

@poorthing Рік тому

Y'all are too much🐬🐟🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

@Opus313 Рік тому

Turns out the entire Russian bridge defense... ...is potato

@samuelvalle5488 Рік тому

Sure potato soup

@victorarredondo304 Рік тому

Potato Joe

@truespirit730 Рік тому

🤣

@gamepapa1211 Рік тому

*googles "How do you like a comment on UKposts more than once" instantly*

@dacksonflux Рік тому

I'm done 🤣💀

@ChrisM-tn3hx Рік тому

I feel bad for all those dolphins that failed to protect the bridge. It's going to be hard to make it look like an accident when they fall out of a window...

@Leota18 Рік тому

😂😂😂😂

@davidanderson2357 Рік тому

Putin will say it was suicide, because they did it on porpoise.

@chocomojo9552 Рік тому

These damn Windows...

@Chunkboi Рік тому

🐬: “yes…‘failed to protect.’ Let’s go with that.” 😏

@BGreezey87 Рік тому

Putin: "You destroyed my bridge!" Crimea: "Crimea River... "

@Kajpaje Рік тому

That is really clever. Appreciate it. Xx

@corynardin Рік тому

You forgot the third thing wrong with the oz speech, it was in California. He is supposed to be running for the Pennsylvania senate seat.

@tinkerstrade3553 Рік тому

And lives in neither.

@gamepapa1211 Рік тому

At this point I'm not even sure Dr. Oz is a U.S. citizen or a real doctor.

@cea6770 Рік тому

He's not a real doctor. He has a MD, but hasn't been a clinical doctor (which is what people usually mean by 'real doctor') for decades.

@FiferSkipper Рік тому

@@gamepapa1211 Maybe we need to see his birth certificate?

@corynardin Рік тому

@@gamepapa1211 we could go Q and call him a lizard person.

@PatriciaPerez-kt7rp Рік тому

Only someone free of thought would call slavery a choice.

@lissarodrigues8950 Рік тому

It probably becamee after all the hopes were lost (you know after all the fights nothing happened you mind as well cave in.)

@Retrovorious Рік тому

Kanye would probably use the same argument to say rapes are choices too.

@sea_triscuit7980 Рік тому

I feel like people who agree with him do so because he's considered a genius and if they can understand his craziness they must be intelligent too. Idk I really can't think of any reason besides that or being a straight up idiot haha

@lizardguyNA Рік тому

@@sea_triscuit7980 Kanye? A Genius? I thought he was a gay fish.

@monatheblunt794 Рік тому

Don’t let others decide what you think for yourself. Watch the full interview Kanye interview. Neither side is telling the whole truth. It’s in your best interest to see why major news always make the conservatives look crazy without actually saying what they said Tucker asked Ye why he wrote “White lives matter” on his shirts and Ye responded “because they do” Trust I was and still am a strong leftist but a lot of stuff is starting to not make sense.

@austeezy_duz_it Рік тому

'You threw a pity party and invited the guy who always poops in the punch bowl. Now you gotta drink it! L'chaim." lmao🤣🤣🤣

@LadyMorgaine1976 Рік тому

Thanks to Ukraine we (Portugal) now have the longest bridge in Europe again! 👍

@Leonaza7 Рік тому

Why would Fox walk it back? That's exactly who they are, they should give Kanye the secret handshake and say, welcome to our club.

@commensense187 Рік тому

👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏👏👏

@scooby45247 Рік тому

thank you kanye.. here, we have a cabin for you that once belonged to my uncle tom.. i think there was a book about it but i never read so i dont know what it was about..

@gamepapa1211 Рік тому

Sometimes I wonder if Kanye is insane or he's just sheltered and out of touch. That interview clears it all up: he's just dumb.

@SnepBlepVR Рік тому

@$hiek Yobooty i think Kanye and Snoop dog need to get back together. Kanye needs a blunt to take that edge off

@cc1k435 Рік тому

@$hiek Yobooty If only yours was the voice in his head. I don't know how he's made it this far, because clearly his handlers can't handle him.

@elisabethtenbrinkkelley8044 Рік тому

How do you accidentally give a speech in front of Hitler's car?

@davidlundquist1979 Рік тому

That just made me flash back to James Woods on The Simpsons: "I see... Uh huh... Actually, that's a pretty good explanation."

@PitFriend1 Рік тому

When the party you’re a member of is so deep into fascism you stop noticing things like Hitler’s car being right behind you.

@jpdemer5 Рік тому

Why would you think it's an accident?

@paulinelarson465 Рік тому

He probably thought it was an old Billionaire's artifact ! Like, from "The Gilded Age" ! ! Historically upper class.

@Slo-ryde Рік тому

No accident….. it was made to appeal to the Fascist-Nazi arm of the GOP in PA…as he wanted to make sure that they were not forgotten!……. Not a joke!

@vwwhiteknight Рік тому

Absolutely nailed it with Stephen reading a version of Kanye's tweets. Hilarious. Also, making fun of nazis is always a good time.

@feiradragon7915 Рік тому

The only other reason Hitler's car would make sense being in an air museum, is if it's a Decepticon looking for a new alt mode.

@gamepapa1211 Рік тому

Very fitting that it was called the Bridge of Dreams. Because dreams always come to an end, and then reality sets in.

@xena6894 Рік тому

81 missiles rained on multiple cities afterwards. Bridges and other infrastructures.

@MyraPysana Рік тому

@@xena6894 , even more were sent before. They are terrorists. It would be very strange to try to ask them to stop)

@theresabu3000 Рік тому

I think the title of the video is an bit misleading - there was an explosion, but it wasn't blown up. It is important infrastructure, traffic was back after a few hours. If at all possible Ukraine wants to keep it too (if they ever get Krim back).

@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Рік тому

@@theresabu3000 I'm not sure Ukraine is going to want to trade with Russia after they take Crimea back. I could see them building a wall along the land border and blowing up the bridge.

@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Рік тому

@@xena6894 You proud of blowing up apartment blocks Ivan?

@rebekahogle9021 Рік тому

Putin: "This bridge cannot be destroyed". Ukraine: "Hold my beer".

@anzaca1 Рік тому

Putin: "This bridge cannot be destroyed." Ukraine: "Challenge accepted."

@Black-th3zk Рік тому

Bridges already fixed an operational

@huepix Рік тому

Might as well take this opportunity to celebrate. Kyiv already suffering the consequences. Keep supporting death and destruction

@couragekarnga8735 Рік тому

It was basically Putin's Titanic, and I hope he sinks with it!

@kohl1362 Рік тому

I feel like Stephen might have been misleading on this, the bridge was "blown up", but was fixed a short time later. Blown up makes it sound like it was reduced to dust when it didn't seem to take much damage.

@michaelo.johnson5551 Рік тому

I don't miss a show, the man is a National Treasure

@steveng7174 Рік тому

Your lazy embrace of Colbert is a testament to our own impoverished comic standards. We have come to accept coy mockery as genuine subversion and snarky mimesis as originality. It would be more accurate to describe our golden age of political comedy as the peak output of a lucrative corporate plantation whose chief export is a cheap and powerful opiate for progressive angst and rage. What Stewart and Colbert do most nights is convert civic villainy into disposable laughs. They prefer Horatian satire to Juvenalian, and thus treat the ills of modern media and politics as matters of folly, not concerted evil. Rather than targeting the obscene cruelties borne of greed and fostered by apathy, they harp on a rogues’ gallery of hypocrites familiar to anyone with a TiVo or a functioning memory. Wit, exaggeration, and gentle mockery trump ridicule and invective. The goal is to mollify people, not incite them...

@iannicholson5107 Рік тому

That's probably because they're Juvenal delinquents.

@daviswall3319 Рік тому

@@steveng7174 ok Stevie. The first time I read it I had the impression that maybe you knew what you were talking about. You’re really just a Ru$$ian robot 🤖 though aren’t you?

@neerajamb Рік тому

Happy Anniversary Evie and Stephen!!

@laalaa99stl Рік тому

Maybe the Russian dolphins blew it up... on porpoise?

@tylersmash7134 Рік тому

Kids died and it hasn't even been a full day since man c'mon

@InterestedCitizen Рік тому

That's funny😃

@ha-zi Рік тому

@@tylersmash7134 No child has died. It was 3 adults. don't spread lies!

@terrygoyan3022 Рік тому

Or for the halibut?

@AdventureWithMeSB Рік тому

😂

@seanpatrick1243 Рік тому

My theory is that Ukraine flipped the Russian dolphins, who really considered themselves to be Ukrainians, and they blew up the bridge.

@gamepapa1211 Рік тому

This needs to be a movie.

@FiferSkipper Рік тому

I'm pretty sure dolphins can flip themselves...

@thefisherking78 Рік тому

Maybe just bribe Russian dolphin via potato

@Mark_Brooks Рік тому

DOLPH-NADO

@kathysmith6413 Рік тому

@@thefisherking78 nope need seafiid for tht. that is why they flip

@JasonEyestone Рік тому

🤣 whenever he said “er” for Tucker Carlson and “ye”

@SageGrecoYoutube Рік тому

The only thing that lightens up a nuclear annihilation joke is a cannibalism joke.

@atiredfloridian777 Рік тому

Oz kills puppies, OF COURSE he's slime enough to stand in front of Hitler's car. (And congradulations Steven, here's to another 29 years with your lovely wife!)

@brianr6651 Рік тому

Congratulations*

@couragekarnga8735 Рік тому

Stephen and Evie are the relationship we all need.

@BigSeanH Рік тому

Oz is shit, but Fetterman is worse

@gamepapa1211 Рік тому

@@BigSeanH yet only one stands in front of Hitler's car to deliver his campaign speech. Hint: it's the fake TV doctor.

@UberLummox Рік тому

I would LOVE to stand in front of that 770k Grosser. But I'm a car dork, not a stinking republican piece of dogsh!t.

@mechanic6682 Рік тому

When Zelensky heard about Putin complaining about the blown up bridge he said "cry me a river".

@adderon7476 Рік тому

I sea what you did there

@aperfectday736 Рік тому

Yep but now Zelensky is complaining that atleast 10 cities in the Ukraine are hit by missile strikes. Putin sings " The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don't need no water let the motherf***er burn."

@jacobrzeszewski6527 Рік тому

It burns

@xFukairix Рік тому

Zelenskyy is spelled with two y's. I think this is the same ukraine vs russian spelling thing as Kyiv and Kiev, and for some reason people keep using the Russian spelling

@louiepadilla76 Рік тому

@@xFukairix cry me a river

@SherryEllesson Рік тому

Between writing and delivery, this has to have been one of the best monologues ever. Thank you SO much!

@GizmoOnyett Рік тому

Yikes. Laughing over the bridge being blown up has not aged well over the last 12 hours 😬 stand strong, Ukraine. 💙💛

@lxtatar7773 Рік тому

I would understand laughing if no civilians were hurt, but several people died... What the hell is wrong with this show

@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Рік тому

Russia needs to flatten Zelensky like a pancake.

@jamesdevlin6373 Рік тому

@@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Russia needs to go home and stop killing civilians.

@laalaa99stl Рік тому

Reminder: Voter registration deadline for many states is 30 days pre-election. That's tomorrow!

@victorarredondo304 Рік тому

Yes. Vote Red 🇺🇸

@slcpunk2740 Рік тому

@@victorarredondo304for communism? Ok comrade! 🫡

@cheeririnaldo435 Рік тому

Thank you!

@cheeririnaldo435 Рік тому

@@slcpunk2740 MAGAts are FASCIST NAZIS and Christian Taliban-like extremists who want an oppressed population subjugated by the elite financial ruling class and a dictator with absolute power. Fascism and communism are NOT the same. Vote BLUE all the way down-the-line as if your life depends on it in November because it literally does.

@DG-kj6yb Рік тому

Not

@heartofdawn2341 Рік тому

Just like Rudy, Oz got lost. He was meant to go left, but took the third right

@JRR0013 Рік тому

Oh, that was funny.

@DafTaf1 Рік тому

Clever!

@anthonymagliaro364 Рік тому

Oz gonna win!

@talltrini10 Рік тому

Bravo!!!

@MT-dd9iu Рік тому

Imagine living in a world where Putin valued human life as much as he does bridges?

@jlyngdoh5608 Рік тому

He does value human lives, preferably Russian lives, that's why the bridge was built, and the war started, to make sure NATO keeps it's missiles far away from Russia's borders, so they can intercepted in good time before they do damage. To also make sure resources and people can go back and forth. Don't try to generalize something you don't understand or understand perfectly but trying to paint a biased picture, propaganda no doubt, on Putin's character.

@nikoleokanu777 Рік тому

@@jlyngdoh5608 you talk so smart, have you ever watched Scott Ritter, man says the same exact stuff like you...keep up brother

@Jan-zv7ze Рік тому

Thank you Stephen! We need the truth!

@MsWarriordiva Рік тому

Imagine Ye & Trump both not being able to say what they want. Would be heavenly!!!!

@steveng7174 Рік тому

I wish we had a President that could speak like an adult and not have everything that comes out of his feckless mouth walked back on explained. I'm tempted to vote blue, although I have never, just to keep myself in stitches from laughing so hard at the Biden shit show.

@Kelly_Ben Рік тому

I'm all for freedom of speech, but some people seriously take advantage of it, take it too far and use it for ill, and need a muzzle. It might be a right, but rights come with responsibilities and limits.

@MCLJJ69 Рік тому

Lol imagine you not being able to say what you want to say ever….

@brockbeckham5020 Рік тому

@@Kelly_Ben we are also free to shut the F up.

@Kayriel Рік тому

@@MCLJJ69 Imagine. It's almost like the rest of us can't say what we want about them. Because only the right-wing fascists are allowed to be violent in this country.

@errgag3580 Рік тому

NEWSFLASH: Herschel Walker Categorically Denies Ever Playing Football

@Loverofnature76 Рік тому

Hahaha 🤣 sooo funny

@Bamajana Рік тому

🤣🤣

@MonkeyJedi99 Рік тому

But he did run NASA, and invented the spoon.

@hmdwgf Рік тому

😱😱😱😱😱 OMG MY MIND IS BLOWN

@brandicartee999 Рік тому

🤣🤣🤣

@SAKURA-us9ec Рік тому

Congratulations on the anniversary and thank you for very funny Monologues

@famousgoldentouch Рік тому

I like the new band set up BUT I really miss the piano „bing“ sound everytime Stephen gives back his imaginary objects 😅

@SpaceForceCommander Рік тому

Russian military dolphins who failed to protect the bridge fell out of a window! 🐬

@reginaromsey Рік тому

Became Tuna Sandwiches.

@maskedmallard537 Рік тому

There was unfortunate training exercise with military dolphins. So tragic.

@stuartaminion511 Рік тому

they were to busy holding fins and swimming in a circle to protect bridge. (part of training).

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Рік тому

@@reginaromsey Which go so well with potato.

@SpaceForceCommander Рік тому

That was a shoe? I thought it was an upside down bicycle helmet!

@sylvia106 Рік тому

I thought it was a melted dog toy.

@charlespeakjr2168 Рік тому

It is a melted dog toy.

@AB-sy3cg Рік тому

Steven is spot on as usual !!brilliant take down!

@mlggamer5296 Рік тому

That was quite a gift blowing up the bridge that connected Russia to Crimea. That's what I'm talking about!

@sassysarina9718 Рік тому

"The bridge of dreams" is now the bridge of Russian broken dreams 🙂👍

@kaiki8490 Рік тому

Seriously 6 people died in that attack. Look up this channel by a ex-marine The new atlas Brian Berletic

@tettts7360 Рік тому

Bot time people

@tettts7360 Рік тому

@@kaiki8490 Also only three people died, why should I trust some rando to know better?

@Tao_Tology Рік тому

@@kaiki8490 You mean 6 people driving across a bridge they were, repeatedly, warned away from. And by 'people', read russian military.

@chrissiek8706 Рік тому

@@kaiki8490 6? Yesterday it was 3

@mindfulobserver1314 Рік тому

Wow! Such great political comedy and satire... amazing job Steve you are the best!

@ghandimauler Рік тому

My folks made 49. All the best Stephen! May you and your wife find you still love flowers as the decades pass.

@mikeoxbig7931 Рік тому

If Putin loses the war, Tucker Carlson may have to quit Fox and work as Putin’s advisor in the Kremlin full time.

@cmdraftbrn Рік тому

he lost it the day he didnt take kyiv by force and executed everyone. and its been unravelling since.

@barryt2666 Рік тому

I'm sure if Russia rejects him, Victor will give him a TV spot on Team Hungary. With a better haircut and a tan, maybe Italian newscasting? His future looks apocalyptic.

@duff3879kazak Рік тому

To do that, first he has to crawl out of Flag Groper’s ***

@meh2510 Рік тому

Oh yes, Putin needs such a wise and knowledgeable man like Carlson to advise him. And when he tans his nuts and starts reading Dr. Suess, I'm sure his country will just dominate the world. And when makes it, he will create a toy to symbolize his country's place in the cultural hierarchy ... Is Potato (head).

@davidallison5529 Рік тому

Tucker already works for the Kremlin. Maybe it's a volunteer position though, nazi intern.

@Ceares Рік тому

The fact that the Fox and Friends team blithely rattle on without the bothering to get the entire story I sure will go right over the heads of their viewers.

@todradmaker4297 Рік тому

Going over the head of Fox viewers is a pretty low bar to set,

@joshrabatin Рік тому

That is the goal of Fox...Radicalize and gather as many souls as We can so We can have enough people to "tour" The Capital again in just a few years time.

@MC-pt8kv Рік тому

That's been their entire strategy for years

@jeffs6090 Рік тому

@@todradmaker4297 - Right! It would hit everyone else in the ankles.

@michaelccozens Рік тому

@@theoutsiderartists1231 You'd be surprised how many institutions still force everyone in their controlled areas to watch Fox News on every captive screen. Eg the US military, for one. Then there's the fact that the cable cartel colludes with Fox News to force every cable subscriber gives Fox a unprecedentedly-huge subsidy, whether you watch it or not. @unfoxmycablebox

@sickviscera Рік тому

Technically it is two words if he said “Maiden America” 😂

@ChrisAlbertH47 Рік тому

_It drove me crazy that I couldn't say I like Trump"_ - Said Kanye. Imagine Kanye whining about not being able to say something. When has the guy ever filtered himself ? 🤣 That's part of his dysfunction, and why he's in trouble now. He keeps saying what he wants to say, as absurd as they are.

@DuckReach432 Рік тому

Damn shame of it, he really is a musical genius. He's got a good life. How the hell does his worldview intersect with the uneducated poor that Trump feeds off? He should be on a beach somewhere writing new songs instead of conjuring up crazy hate-lists.

@takkieterror5152 Рік тому

Short answer: mental illness

@jaelo2314 Рік тому

I'm sure Kanye feels canceled by fellow Americans. The ones he already hates.

@Tustin2121 Рік тому

I’m trying to figure out when he’s talking about, because I’m pretty sure he was proudly shouting how he was on the Trump Train since the very beginning.

@ChrisAlbertH47 Рік тому

@@Tustin2121 Exactly. He even met him in the White House and proclaimed before the media and the world how much he liked him.

@cheeririnaldo435 Рік тому

Well, Kanye finally admitted he's crazy. That's the 1st step to recovery. Now, he can take some of that money he has and get some much needed professional help. As for saying what he wants to say, no one is stopping him from saying what he wants to say. He's just not going to get to say it on a privately owned social media platform that has rules of participation. The rest of us actually have to follow those rules, and so does he.

@couragekarnga8735 Рік тому

Now if he'd only take his meds...

@johnnymolten7689 Рік тому

Rules of Participation hahahahahahaha

@kate_6436 Рік тому

I don’t think mental illness makes yiu say anti Semitic threats

@OlEgSaS32 Рік тому

I love how the right cannot stop whining and screeching about "big tech" "censoring" them when in fact, "big tech" is more on their side than anyone elses, and the only time they get booted off is after 10000 warnings, which they ignore and try to keep pushing the envelope on what they can get away with, cognitive dissonance at its finest

@anthonymagliaro364 Рік тому

Kanye thinking for himself and millions of other blacks are following leaving the democratic party for the republican party in record numbers.....

@jamesreis3618 Рік тому

I love Stephen Colbert. He says what we're all thinking unabashedly. 😁😂😂😂😂

@anthonymagliaro364 Рік тому

i don't thinkg so little Jimmy; hundreds of millions think Colbert is a liberal lickspittle who sold out long ago

@SpidermanFan92 Рік тому

If this is the beggining of the end, I wonder what people 300 years from now will think about archived footage from now.

@christinesmith1803 Рік тому

Still back !!!!

@thomasridley8675 Рік тому

The look on their faces was priceless. If they keep letting him talk, they will be spending a lot of time on damage control.

@michaelccozens Рік тому

That look said "Oh, fuck, Sheldon Adelson's gonna be calling about that one. No way we can pretend it's not anti-Semitic to him, and I likes my bonus".

@thomasridley8675 Рік тому

@@michaelccozens 👍

@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Рік тому

Now do Joe Biden. I dare you.

@thomasridley8675 Рік тому

@@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 I have spent the last hour trying to find anything equal too the brain dead statements of Kanye, Trump, Don Jr and the entire republican party, too complain about. And for some reason have come up empty. 😁

@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Рік тому

@@thomasridley8675 Joe Biden asking a dead person to come give a speech should have been first on your list, if you didn't have the memory of a fly. "Jackie, are you there. Where's Jackie?"🤣

@charlescrosswhite4845 Рік тому

On a scale from one to ten, Joe's speech was an A! 😁

@gamepapa1211 Рік тому

I think Grampa Joe was fresh off the dispensary after pardoning those Marijuana crimes. Which is cool. It ain't easy being a gangsta, after all. Gotta take a bit of the edge off somehow.

@stealthattack2209 Рік тому

Lol

@peterbear4413 Рік тому

And yet, still more coherent than anything that comes out of The Orange Guy's mouth.

@wordwarrior2350 Рік тому

@@gamepapa1211 Wait ´till you get to be his age. You won´t be around to be anything anyone well-known let alone a bank watchman. or a dog catcher. For you, living that long would be a great feat. The only feat you will achieve is taking your feet out of your mouth. Funny huh? I just thought of it now, just for you.

@ruthmelicharles5062 Рік тому

🤣🤣

@sirloin2418 Рік тому

"you know the worst thing about a nuclear holocaust? You think it's hard getting a cab NOW...?" Gilbert Gottfried

@srf2112 Рік тому

Just when I thought it was safe to take a sip of coffee Stephen drops the 'nazi nazi bang bang' right at the close.😂It's worth the cleanup.

@arnoldbailey7550 Рік тому

kanye, love child of Hershel Walker and Gary Busey, because dumb isn't complete until you add crazy.

@chenzen1578 Рік тому

Ye actually said in this interview: "Trump is great, he made Ivanka" I mean, how low can you get? That's BS on 7 levels...

@Carafeliz6326 Рік тому

😂😂😂😂

@moonshoes11 Рік тому

There are three kinds of people… Those that can count, and those that can’t.

@halofreak644 Рік тому

Shouldve called Kayne a semi open musketeers bar lol

@zaiologyy Рік тому

Still our closest thing to sanity, Stephen continues

@NewMessage Рік тому

I got two words for ya... Joe's still better than the last friggin' guy, by a long shot!

@paddyholly2184 Рік тому

A Frickin Men! 2 1/2 words. 😉

@philiphockenbury6563 Рік тому

He’s honestly on the better end of the bell curve of Presidents. I happen to like Joe. But that’s just me.

@cc1k435 Рік тому

Isn't that the truth! Joe's going to have to be far, far worse before I'm willing to criticize him even in jest. He's old, but so are a LOT of people in our government.

@lenawagenfuehr53 Рік тому

Pretty low bar

@223Drone Рік тому

Both Candace Owens and Kanye West are essentially Clayton Bigsby in real life.

@dustinsindledecker154 Рік тому

Clayton at least had the excuse of being blind.

@Bad_Miracle Рік тому

Let's not forget both uncles Ruckus and Tom

@thewhitewolf58 Рік тому

Candace sold out to the republicans and kayne went into one of those facebook groups and now thinks that faries are real.

@hmdwgf Рік тому

Just cuz I wrote them books don’t mean I’m dumb (yes it does)

@tomdement4607 Рік тому

Lmao

@glennabate1708 Рік тому

After running out of Afghanistan after being there 20 years and accomplishing nothing I have faith this time getting America in foreign wars will be a good thing.

@iseewhatyoudidthere1245 Рік тому

Dolphins with laser beams on their heads? Dr. Evil would be so proud.

@michaelSlick50 Рік тому

I love Biden's confidence when he says his two words: "Made in America". 😆. Point received Joe. Nice work!

@yomoms3359 Рік тому

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BigSeanH Рік тому

@UC-KPvqiICok8T5Tb1fp-ZgA LOL

@AnnoyingMoose Рік тому

A few years ago T**** said that was 4 words.

@robertfrapples2472 Рік тому

How about the "three-letter word- JOBS?" HAW HAW HAW!

@couragekarnga8735 Рік тому

He had all the confidence in the world, bless him.

@CollinSamatas Рік тому

Stephen's commentary on Kanye and the Fox news hosts…This is why we does the job he does, and the rest of us get to laugh at his brilliance. Spot on

@johnbrowne3950 Рік тому

As a Democrat shill I can say he's really up their a--.

@leadoucet1432 Рік тому

Stephen does have very good writers.

@CollinSamatas Рік тому

@@johnbrowne3950 He's not a shill, he's a talented comedian who holds an esteemed job

@BigSeanH Рік тому

@@CollinSamatas lol... He's absolutely an establishment shill...

@johnbrowne3950 Рік тому

@@CollinSamatas You mean he has good writers. In fact he has 19.

@chrismilton2695 Рік тому

STEPHEN!!! After the Dump era and now the 2 words bit, ( the uncomfortable pause in the beginning was sheer brilliance) I hereby crown you THE GREATEST POLITICAL COMEDIAN TO EVER WALK THE FACE OF THE EARTH!

@gailaltschwager7377 Рік тому

Thank you!

@misabbydu Рік тому

Soup and a movie is TRUE LOVE.

@SpaceForceCommander Рік тому

Putin must be upset his bridge had an “accident”. 😭 Crimea river.

@SchoolforHackers Рік тому

Good one, Zap.

@greenhat8978 Рік тому

@paddyholly2184 Рік тому

At least it didn't assidentaly fall out of a window.

@crowflight719 Рік тому

Happy Anniversary to you and Mrs. Colbert, Stephen. :)

@Original_Syn Рік тому

1:23 Most adults have to go through the ordeal of eventually watching their dreams go up in flames the only difference is that Putin got to do it literally. 😂

@TheOneTS83 Рік тому

Every time I watch this man I couldn't be more proud to be from Charleston, South Carolina!!! Colbert that man!!!

@merrybutcher2978 Рік тому

That's not a man.

@MrXargmag Рік тому

I used to think the same thing until he showed he's spineless to the powers that be and he completely tows the line and pushes the narrative forward. He sold his soul

@anmnou Рік тому

@@MrXargmag Go back to school and learn how to construct a proper sentence.

@Mark_Brooks Рік тому

@@MrXargmag You sound like a Fox Snooze host.

@MrXargmag Рік тому

@@Mark_Brooks Nah, I’m not a fan of fox, although recently tucker Carlson is the only sound voice in All MSM

@skyrocketcoast219 Рік тому

As my British friends would say: Mr West has gone around the twist.

@leadoucet1432 Рік тому

He's gone Bodmin.

@gamepapa1211 Рік тому

Man, the Brits have the greatest insults. Sounds so posh and refined.

@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Рік тому

@@gamepapa1211 Nah Italians, Spanish and Greeks learn the art of insults at a young age. You can't help but laugh when they do it to you

@davidlundquist1979 Рік тому

He's got a bit of a slippery wicket, he has!

@iplaysdrums Рік тому

I'm reminded of one of my favorite jokes from So I Married An Axe Murderer - "Two words: therapy."

@lynnkayee1015 Рік тому

Putin got his best present last. ✨🎉 The bridge has never looked better.

@psdeas7530 Рік тому

“Made’nAmerica”. Almost 1 word! Lol

@77cns Рік тому

That dolphin trucker 😂😂😂😂😂

@ryanalopez3078 Рік тому

Happy anniversary. Ty for bringing laughter during these crazy times. I'm stuck in Central Illinois and your witty comedy has been a staple in my therapy during these crazy days since 2017. 5 years of hell in a basket of KFC tis 🥔🍠🥔 LoL #letmewritejokes I'm hilarious as well..

@papwithanhatchet902 Рік тому

In that picture, even Oz’s eyebrows look like they’re trying to flee from him.

@Carafeliz6326 Рік тому

😂😂

@TheMarapasa Рік тому

thank-you steven!🤣

@yurielcundangan9090 Рік тому

Colbert never dissapoints! Wonderful Comedian

@nickf8028 Рік тому

Calling this man reciting pre written scripts a comedian is the only joke I've heard

@c.a.savage5689 Рік тому

@@nickf8028 hey Nick, it's all in the delivery, fella.

@kingjamos2422 Рік тому

@@nickf8028 You must really hate all actors and most singers too.

@steveng7174 Рік тому

Your lazy embrace of Colbert is a testament to our own impoverished comic standards. You have come to accept coy mockery as genuine subversion and snarky mimesis as originality. It would be more accurate to describe our golden age of political comedy as the peak output of a lucrative corporate plantation whose chief export is a cheap and powerful opiate for progressive angst and rage. What Stewart and Colbert do most nights is convert civic villainy into disposable laughs. They prefer Horatian satire to Juvenalian, and thus treat the ills of modern media and politics as matters of folly, not concerted evil. Rather than targeting the obscene cruelties borne of greed and fostered by apathy, they harp on a rogues’ gallery of hypocrites familiar to anyone with a TiVo or a functioning memory. Wit, exaggeration, and gentle mockery trump ridicule and invective. The goal is to mollify people, not incite them...

@henrymccoy7171 Рік тому

@@steveng7174 - Gosh, what a rant. Sounds just like Faux Noose.

@karenestinson1889 Рік тому

Congratulations to you both and many more years to come 💖💖💖💖

@mojisoladeji Рік тому

Congratulations on your anniversary, Stephen.

@IMeMineWho Рік тому

Nice thumb Mojisola!

@brucebaker810 Рік тому

1. Mad, passionate soup. 2. Let's see, 5 is paper. 50 is gold. Yeah, 29 could be soup. Hey, you make a list of 50 things. A few of 'em are gonna be soup.

@ehalljay1 Рік тому

Kanye is a mastermind… and Dr. Seuss is a real doctor…

@barbaraschuld8206 Рік тому

Soo good! 🤪😂🤣😆👍🇺🇲💙

@CloudsGirl7 Рік тому

And Elon Musk is a genius. XD

@IMeMineWho Рік тому

Lol.

@anthonymagliaro364 Рік тому

Kanye is a mastermind...a self-made billionaire- What have you accomplished? and blacks are leaving the democratic party in record numbers little fella...wake up...

@sageabovethemoon21 Рік тому

Stephen, Thank you so so much for being You! And Happy Anniversary to you and your lovely wife!

@cece5088 Рік тому

Yè has a few screws loose...

@user-mx4fx6xf6y Рік тому

Thank you for all you're doing

@michaelfrieber Рік тому

Man Colbert has become such a schill for the war machine. 15 years ago he would be lampooning this war drumbeat.

@nesseq Рік тому

Free thinker is someone free of thought. Never thought about it. Thanks Stephen.

@anthonymagliaro364 Рік тому

haha..what a silly person you are..your getting advice and insights from Stephen colbert? hahahahaha

@nesseq Рік тому

@@anthonymagliaro364 oh sorry, did I offend you, your highness of a genius? Do the people in your neighborhood read books by the the brightness of your mind?

@anthonymagliaro364 Рік тому

@@nesseq oh darling we do read books; judging by your posts it appears you haven't read much--getting your insights from Colbert--hahaha. but to answer your question - no I am not offended. Your party believes men can have babies-i can't be offended by folks I do not take seriously

@nesseq Рік тому

@@anthonymagliaro364 porn magazines don't count as educational. But I am sure you read a lot of it.

@anthonymagliaro364 Рік тому

@@nesseq oh Maxie darling- that’s all you got? haha ad hominem attacks- i guess when you can’t argue or debate the issues…. and who would blame you since Biden has been a disaster for this country along with other democratic leaders … TRUMP 2024

@jessetorres8738 Рік тому

I'm predicting that after the Midterm Elections the Democrats gain 3 Seats in the Senate making it 51 Democrats, 2 Independents, & 47 Republicans with Warnock beating Walker to maintain his Seat in Georgia, Oz losing to Fetterman in Pennsylvania, Ryan beating Vance in Ohio, & Johnson just barely losing to Barnes in Wisconsin.

@victorarredondo304 Рік тому

You forgot the house😂😂 oh wait. Republicans are going to win it

@katsong3302 Рік тому

Please the House gains dems also… 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

@merrybutcher2978 Рік тому

@@katsong3302 Moee like crime wave.

@Mark_Brooks Рік тому

Masters is running in Arizona, JD Vance is Ryan's foe.

@cathysamborn4709 Рік тому

Seriously, what planet are you from or what are you smoking? Have you been in a grocery store, gas station, or paid rent in the last 6 months, your dreaming buddy. I support the democrats but even I am not that naive.

@franklinwilson8573 Рік тому

Will Somebody PLEASE, Make Kanye, GET BACK ON HIS, MEDS!!!!!!

@basharahmad9741 Рік тому

Great show and happy anniversary to you both!!!

@uofm4life735 Рік тому

Terrible show and I hope your marriage crumbles.

@BeefZupreme Рік тому

TRUMP😊

@drgnldy8101 Рік тому

L’chaim!!!😂😂😂

@douglasblowe805 Рік тому

Happy Anniversary Steven

@nlp6082 Рік тому

Happy Anniversary Mr. & Mrs. Colbert!

@Opus313 Рік тому

Happy Anniversary, Stephen and Evie!

@christinebenson518 Рік тому

Biden should have said American made. Our stove has a sticker that says American made.

@MonkeyJedi99 Рік тому

Not to be confused with American Maid, the Wonder Woman analogue from Tick.

@sageabovethemoon21 Рік тому

I really rolled my eyes at his mistake but I know he was heading towards “American Made” and veered. My friend has a stutter issue and it really impacts speech when nervous.

@speez71 Рік тому

The sticker was american made. 😐

@dacksonflux Рік тому

Certainly not American Assembled.

@drcowan3468 Рік тому

At this point, Diaper Joe doesn't know the difference between America and Australlia. Sad.

@maboelnreads Рік тому

Maiden America is two words!

@OscarMendez-pn8yp Рік тому

End the segment with Eye of the Hurricane. I love it.

@NewMessage Рік тому

"Cars don't fly...!" Guess the Lyon be lyin'.

@brandonmroe265 Рік тому

Obviously the Ukrainians were celebrating your anniversary with a bang, Stephen! ;) happy for you and Evie!

@StevenTorrey Рік тому

In the same way one can't openly admit to liking Hitler for pretty much the same reason.

@stefanfrankel8157 Рік тому

Rumor has it the new edition of the _Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary_ will have a picture of "Dr" Oz next to the word _clueless._

@charlie-obrien Рік тому

We are currently in the process of trying to right the wrong, where we celebrated the oppressor of indigenous people, instead of the history and strength of those very same people. To all of my Native people of the Americas, i wish you the best day today and everyday.

@lenawagenfuehr53 Рік тому

Empty words. How about restitution?