Biden's October Surprise: Marijuana Pardons | More Lies From Herschel Walker

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President Biden made history today by pardoning all federal offenses of simple marijuana possession, and Senate candidate Herschel Walker's lies continue to catch up to him as the election approaches. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@toddag42 Рік тому

Not enough people are mentioning the more important part of Biden's announcement today. He also initiated the process to have weed taken off the Schedule 1 list. That's a huge step towards decriminalization or legalization.

@myrahj1482 Рік тому

Exactly! Weed, Alcohol, Cigarettes should be in the same category and I don't partake in any of it. Simple Weed Charges is ridiculous.

@Jayewillams Рік тому

And after that is done real research can be conducted and our veterans suffering from PTSD will finally get the best medicine they could have. I have PTSD. Until I used cannabis for my arthritis at 50, I had no idea it would finally allow me to deal with my PTSD and find happiness for the first time in my life. Thank you President Biden.

@theIronwolf1984 Рік тому

@@myrahj1482 yep and I personally feel like alcohol is more harmful then Marijuana yet its been perfectly fine for people to enjoy in their free time for 50 years. It' seems more then a little stupid that a substance that is less harmful has been villianized the way it has. Whether it was to protect the interest of tobacco and textile industries or to demonize certain groups of people the weaponization of the law for use of a plant has always been ridiculous

@TruthinLies11 Рік тому

I think there are more people who have gotten in trouble over federal offense that the fact it’s getting closer to decriminalized.

@elliott614 Рік тому

decriminalize ALL drugs idk why there's even an argument

@shermanculbertson6244 Рік тому

Republicans will still vote for Herschel Walker. Being a total hypocrite is a prerequisite for being in the GOP.

@rob924egan2 Рік тому

GOP- greatest oppressive party

@midknight Рік тому

Republican is an anagram for Hypocrite

@cece5088 Рік тому

Nobody FFFFs with Dark Brandon 😎🇺🇲

@honeypot-pd2oc Рік тому

sad but true, the soap opera watchers and hill billies , the uneducated,

@scottmwilhelms2437 Рік тому

Conservatives have no qualms with Faustian bargains... especially the religious ones.

@ericjohnson6665 Рік тому

When I voted for Joe, I never expected anything like this out of him. He just keeps making me happier and happier I voted for him!

@oldrrocr Рік тому

he's going to need to do about 10 more of these in order to hold congress. the GQP, wall street, the Federal Reserve and even the Saudis have lined up to destroy freedom.

@humphreygruntwhistle3946 Рік тому

What else makes you happy about him? High gas prices (he says he has no control over them, but takes credit when they go down), record inflation, out of control crime, tanking stock market, illegals flooding over the border, adding trillions to the national debt, the most divisive - and dumbest, most incompetent - president in history, a corrupt liar (see Hunter's laptop), showered with his daughter (see Ashley's diary), the fact that he can't remember anything that happened five minutes ago...

@ericjohnson6665 Рік тому

@@jacobhall1488 - Nope, student debt all paid as of last year. Mostly I like the money he's putting toward a greener future.

@deecohen1383 Рік тому

SAME!

@robpelick7460 Рік тому

Stocks: bear market, down 25% Bonds: worst year in history Housing: prices falling for the first time in a decade Economy: 2 straight quarters of negative real GDP Nuclear War: on the table Fed: hiked rates 3% so far this year and expected to hike another 1.25% before year end

@willene58 Рік тому

Your easy and lightly wording of Walker's career in Hospitals were spot on... the man is a stalker!

@Opus313 Рік тому

A pardon for simple possession offences... Not only a popular move, but also the absolute right thing to do... Go Dank!

@larrygarland3728 Рік тому

@@rickmaff , You said nothing! Do you agree with the pardons or not?

@kathcasey2090 Рік тому

@@larrygarland3728 - I think... clearly @Rick Maffei does not agree with the pardons as 70% of US voters want to see MJ legalized. His quote is basically saying that majority rules aren't always the right rules.

@DoctorProph3t Рік тому

@@rickmaff your parrot of this truthism is moot, it is both popular AND righteous. Felony sentences for murder is both popular and righteous, does “what’s right isn’t popular durr” apply?

@extra4323 Рік тому

This is a pardon for a federal crime of possession of marijuana which there is no one in prison for such a thing. I can't believe people actually fall for this kind of thing.

@TheDanorte Рік тому

@@extra4323 Some thousands are in fact in prison for simple possession of marijuana, both federally and in DC. You could've checked this in 30 seconds, half the time it took you to write this idiotic message. Even if it would only affect 1 person, it still is the right thing to do and sets a precedent that may be followed by some state governors who have the ability to impact many more thousands.

@cheeririnaldo435 Рік тому

Now THAT'S how you use the Presidential pardoning power with fairness & compassion.

@justagirlsd3000 Рік тому

He’s a compassionate man who has suffered many personal losses.

@lolodee3528 Рік тому

Instead of selling them @ 2 million minimum.

@elliott614 Рік тому

is it fair? When venture capital is gonna make billions annually WITHOUT federal interference for the same thing people who are NOT covered by this pardon remain in jail

@calikiwi Рік тому

And saving the taxpayers billions at the same time!!

@rabindergangapersad3665 Рік тому

He could do it also in his mind😉

@-rocknrollscar11-36 Рік тому

omg I literally burst in tears of joy hearing about the pardons.

@PhoenixProdLLC Рік тому

😂😂😂 Stephen's so funny it's crazy. "jazz cigarettes"...i think that's my favorite and i'm going to start using the phrase routinely In fact I'll start right now, you silly jazz cigarettes.

@quiltygal6981 Рік тому

This will free up prison beds for the insurectionists, oath keepers and proud boys. 😁

@SilverQuillTV Рік тому

😂😂😂😂😂

@WraithWriter Рік тому

Oaf Keeblers & Pout Bois

@susannpatton2893 Рік тому

@@SilverQuillTV why are you laughing?, one of them was sentenced today

@misssmisssymaria Рік тому

@@susannpatton2893 “One of them was sentenced today” Over a thousand people, mostly white men, participated in the insurrection and a huge chunk of them are walking free. Those men include the ones who killed a police officer, who build the gallows, the ones who defecated in the rotunda, and the ones who left piss bottles all over the Capitol building. But sure let’s be grateful about the ONE person who’s being punished.

@Soy_Preinaugural Рік тому

Best comment! *Chef’s Kiss*

@Undoubtedness Рік тому

As a Canadian, I approve of this message!

@notevenlistening6072 Рік тому

Agreed!

@TheClairemyst Рік тому

Yup.. we just did à bit extra for him today!

@BoseEinstein7 Рік тому

Same here, my fellow citizen as a dual US-Canadian 😉

@josephoester5542 Рік тому

And just remember Canada is what the US could have been.

@JSkyGemini Рік тому

@@josephoester5542 I thank the stars I was born on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls. But for 10kms, I could be wishing I'd been born on the Canadian side.

@kierstenridgway4634 Рік тому

I love this old man, our president is not only way cooler the POS could ever be. And he has a soul. Imagine that!

@MclEckert Рік тому

Haha Stephen going off on weed is too funny!

@DeepThought420 Рік тому

Can we all smoke one for Biden! 🎉👏🥳

@nicholasstocker6866 Рік тому

I wish, but I live in Idaho!

@TheClairemyst Рік тому

Already on it!! ::passing::

@whyamihereweirdo9912 Рік тому

Got it!! Passing

@Washougalite1 Рік тому

@@nicholasstocker6866 Y'all are making me nervous. You're way too close and need to back off. You're already oozing your BS into Eastern WA. PLEASE VOTE!!!

@LazyIRanch Рік тому

I REALLY want a Dank Biden blacklight poster! Someone please make this for sale.

@caro.caro.9578 Рік тому

Vote blue 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

@cherlyn1221 Рік тому

I will. Can't wait.

@stridertherangerwoof Рік тому

@@cherlyn1221 ME TOO

@poorthing Рік тому

🌊💙💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊🌊💙🌊🌊🌊🌊💙

@RSfandude Рік тому

Vote Blue for high gas prices, inflation, proxy wars and more crime

@johnraumjr6383 Рік тому

Hahah him backing up from the reporters had me laughing out loud

@brandonlongbottom5747 Рік тому

A pardon for simple Marijuana possession is a life changer for millions

@mrrobotobrains Рік тому

Did you research this? 😆

@twocentproductions5326 Рік тому

Millions, definitely deluded comment, it's all political bullshat!!

@axleb.2528 Рік тому

From Canada where pot has completely legalized for a couple years now, I'm so happy for America to have gotten this step forward. Let's hope more sensible steps are to come.

@logarithmic7 Рік тому

It's not completely legalized in Canada. You can still be charged for possession over 30gm or knowingly be in possession of illegal weed.

@axleb.2528 Рік тому

@@logarithmic7 Seriously? If I said that sports cars were completely legalized in Canada would you still sit there and point out that they technically aren't completely legalized because you can't drive them 200 KMH everywhere you go?

@barbaraschuld8206 Рік тому

Thank you to our Northern friends! 😘🇺🇲💙💙💙

@ErLeuchten Рік тому

@@logarithmic7 i agree but there is almost nothing completely legal. i mean they are not gonna hang you for 50g, it is a regulation to fight taxfree black market and not registered vendors or consumers. therefore it is a tax issue and not a drug issue. important is, it is now listed "way" below cocain or heroin and not just right under which was the actual conservative hoax ,-)

@logarithmic7 Рік тому

@@axleb.2528 Obviously not but what needs to happen is to decriminalize weed in Canuck land. With respect my dude I'm happy we at least can grow 4 plants and carry 30gm and not get arrested but there's still a long way to go. I just don't want other people who don't live here to misunderstand and think it's completely legal.

@gamepapa1211 Рік тому

I literally did a double take over Doug Mastriano's "pole-dancing in schools" line. Is, is that guy seriously running for governor on that platform? For real? Seriously? Not a joke at all?

@ericjohnson6665 Рік тому

Yup, nothing says "family values" like ignoring all your families! HW.

@jeffcmo1957 Рік тому

What a minute, a politician did what they said when they were running for office. Inconceivable!!!!

@austinv183 Рік тому

Not really, possession is practically never a federal case. >99% of posession cases are municipal or state cases. The only time possession would ever be a federal case is if you got caught with it on federal land. So this is pretty much an empty gesture.

@223Drone Рік тому

Hopefully this will be seen as being one step closer to ending the BS "war on drugs".

@THEEND4444 Рік тому

To be fair. There is a serious Heroine and Opium problem going on.

@anikaru547 Рік тому

@@THEEND4444 yeah but sending them to jail doesn’t help, they need rehab and support

@ricmorales3406 Рік тому

You mean "war on black people"

@nissan_skyline Рік тому

Two years ago in my state, (Oregon), we passed a measure that decriminalizes the possession of personal use of small amounts of all drugs, including cocaine, heroin, LSD, methamphetamine, and oxycodone. I believe we're currently the only U.S. state to have implemented this kind of policy so far.

@atiredfloridian777 Рік тому

More like a giant leap forwards

@ThisIS_Insane Рік тому

It's about freaking time something moved on this issue, and I'm thankful it is NOW! DANK BRANDON in his First Appearance!! 🥳🤯💚💚💚

@JamesWilson-ts5xk Рік тому

It’s about time!! Happy for you USA! 🎉💚

@spookyactionatadistance1316 Рік тому

All those thousands of pardons and not one for anyone trying to destroy democracy. Amazing!

@karenneill9109 Рік тому

And it helps the poor and black & brown folks WAY more than rich white ones… (that’s impressive even for the Democrats.).

@mizz9841 Рік тому

@@karenneill9109 can you please explain your message?

@starsabove8059 Рік тому

your profile name is excellent. your zippy the pinhead pic as well.

@DT-dc4br Рік тому

@@mizz9841 MJ laws have been used to disproportionately target minorities & the disadvantaged from their inception.

@mariom6368 Рік тому

Now if only employers would stop screening for weed.

@cyruschang1904 Рік тому

The saddest and most shocking part of the Herschel Walker scandal is how many people there still are who will vote for him.

@miapdx503 Рік тому

It's a kkkult thing

@jerryross3438 Рік тому

Georgia's a low-information state.

@patricknabors1898 Рік тому

He meets their minimum standard... He's not a Democrat...

@cyruschang1904 Рік тому

@@jerryross3438 They don't seem to have any problem accessing all the misinformation. Or maybe they do have access to the correct information, but they just don't give a damn. In either case, very sad!!

@bsing2u Рік тому

It's a game, they just want the seat. They could careless who sits in it.

@user-tw6bj4xx1l Рік тому

Damn it ... I like our president. Lol 😆

@robinwallace7097 Рік тому

😂🤣 "Peanut M&M with all the candy sucked off" 😆😂🤣 I can't stop laughing/crying/rolling!!!

@markzimmer4898 Рік тому

If Walker wins, there is no hope for America.

@tejanoj3017 Рік тому

The only way Walker wins is if the election is stolen.

@mariahgrimes207 Рік тому

Or oz🙄

@miapdx503 Рік тому

Georgia would become more backward than it is now...yikes!

@RSfandude Рік тому

America is gone thanks to Biden

@paulherring8959 Рік тому

Walker fits right in with MAGA Retrumplicans. Dumb as a stump and gullible as hell. And like Trump he appears to have had a lot of trouble keeping his willy in his pants where it belongs.

@calikiwi Рік тому

About time!! Talk about pissing off the Prison industry!! All those free labourers they were making money on!!!

@ringothedoodle Рік тому

You killed it today Colbert! 😂

@theresabarzee1463 Рік тому

Heartbreaking and wonderful to have the view. Thank you, Kathy Vogan and to all the crews! We love your work, Consortium News!

@Jaws10214 Рік тому

"M&M with the candy sucked off" had me rolling! 🤣

@RusTsea196T Рік тому

was that down at the "school" by Cinnamon and Cheyenne?

@uzzislx23 Рік тому

"that's hell of a green new deal." "It's 4:20 somewhere."

@McShavey Рік тому

LMFAO "peanut M&M with all the candy sucked off, Doug Mastriano." Good God, that's savage - and I love it. Pay this writer more, ASAP.

@kalyarthurs2846 Рік тому

“Maui Wowi - as said by walter Cronkite back in 1969 on the evening news- i was a kid but 😂 I about fell out of my chair at the dinner table! Classic moment! 🤭

@tuckgraph Рік тому

Note to Herschel: Paying for clinic services is not the same as supervising a hospital.

@RebeccaTreeseed Рік тому

Thanks, you gave me a laugh.

@arthurduncan5838 Рік тому

If it was, I would be a supervising doctor at my local Planned Parenthood.

@cleatusbarncoat8642 Рік тому

I see HW working in hospital food service struggling to make jello, even with coaching. And it’s pathetic how much attention he’s receiving.

@joserobles7074 Рік тому

Lol.

@scorpios_corz Рік тому

OMG I want that Dank Biden as a poster on my wall, please make it happen LS team 🙂

@onelegacyhemp3464 Рік тому

This will be a rare taste of freedom for Black & Brown citizens who have suffered needlessly for generations. Keep up the amazing work, Mr. President! Thank you for taking a large part of the foot off their necks!

@mikemattingly5128 Рік тому

About time! Glad to hear it

@bunnyfufu9933 Рік тому

Literally backing away while smiling is a new one to me LOL 🤣

@seanwallace5068 Рік тому

Honestly, Im a very leftist dem and I wasnt thrilled for Joe for the longest time... but his accomplishments are starting to get taller.

@lesliecurran1704 Рік тому

I think a lot of us feel that way, but I am very impressed with his performance over the last year. In spite of all the obstruction I'm sure he's had to deal with.

@RSfandude Рік тому

He hasn't done anything, we still got high inflation, crime everywhere, terrible gas prices and still sending billions to Ukraine to fund that stupid proxy war

@SilverQuillTV Рік тому

Well if y’all can’t have Hillary Clinton who’s next? Perhaps Stephen himself?

@erincoco612 Рік тому

He's a slow burn President.

@Markus_Andrew Рік тому

@@SilverQuillTV Really, you're still hung up on Hillary? It's six years later man, get yourself caught up.

@youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850 Рік тому

Puffers are generally harmless creatures folks.

@SigJacG31 Рік тому

I sure that when Walker says he is supervising 6 hospitals around US, he is actually referring to the clinics where he has girlfriends getting a “procedure” he is paying for. 😂

@TampaDave Рік тому

He also encouraged governors to expunge state arrest records. Also gave the go-ahead to take it off the class A list. It is like a dam breaking.

@anticharlatan5823 Рік тому

Get marijuana taken off the Schedule 1 list, which is HUGE and would simplify things in states where pot is legal, since they can't use banks because of the federal laws.

@Kim-mz8co Рік тому

And he's the one who built the dam with the 1994 crime law. It's not like he's a saint in all this.He did what was politically expedient then and doing it again now. after putting thousands through decades of hell, he's done something that might lift a tiny bit of the burden for thousands of families he has harmed directly through his actions.

@camelshit446 Рік тому

Dark Brandon is a sensible, decent, capable and no-nonsense President. What a relief it is for the rest of the globe that you have a real human being back in the White House, USA. Especially with the World situation as it is, these days.

@zhaowei3025 Рік тому

Are you on weed ? Most likely

@DoctorProph3t Рік тому

@@zhaowei3025 you think Boris Johnson is a woke leftist, I’m on drugs and even I think you’re nuts.

@JSkyGemini Рік тому

I guess you could call him "Dank Brandon" now!

@snoozy04 Рік тому

Dark Brandon did more in 1 year than Trump did in his entire life.

@drunkengamer1977 Рік тому

@@zhaowei3025 Yup loads of weed it's great smoked it everyday for 30 years. Never robbed anybody, never raped anybody, laughed my ass off and went about my day. Better than being a troll bot for a year, how's that working out for you?

@jassewalton1768 Рік тому

Great move to pardon simple marijuana possession for personal use. Just waiting for Tiny Fingers' response - it should be fun. Getting popcorn organised now. 🍚

@tomjon8679 Рік тому

Walker running for the Senate? So.... this is where we are at? SMH

@kathcasey2090 Рік тому

Out of the park tonight Stephen! Big shout out to the writers too! Caught me off guard laughing out loud!

@richardvoisin6039 Рік тому

Great move for Biden for pardoning weed charges first and foremost...and Hershel Walker is a football helmet filled with scrambled eggs ...

@lesliecurran1704 Рік тому

That is literally the best description I have ever heard of that walker person.

@WraithWriter Рік тому

Walker: Texas Strangler

@_g7882 Рік тому

That’s an insult to scrambled eggs 🍳 😂

@barbaraschuld8206 Рік тому

😂😆🤣🤪🇺🇲💙💙💙

@bobcprimus Рік тому

Legalise it!

@Washougalite1 Рік тому

I think he's working on that too, but I think it has to involve the department in charge of that too (FDA?) I don't think he can do it alone and if he could the next GOP president could just reverse it

@nissan_skyline Рік тому

19 states and the District of Columbia have already legalized the adult use of marijuana for recreational purposes. Don't think he can just legalize it on a federal level. It's up to each state to decide how they want to handle it.

@intersanctum Рік тому

@Clyde3 spammer go away

@twulff7060 Рік тому

No, you misunderstood, that was a typo, it was supposed to say, “Herschel Walker was supervised in 6 hospitals!”. They tried to secure the two braincells flying around in that tin can between his ears like a bouncy ball, but as you see with no luck.

@anmnou Рік тому

That outro was beautiful, such a warm sound! I would love to have heard more of it!

@SN-sz7kw Рік тому

Always felt women do the heavy lifting when it comes to contraception, pregnancy, & parenting. Thank you HW for so aptly illustrating my point of why anti choicers need to focus on male responsibility & stay out of women’s business.

@CloudsGirl7 Рік тому

Hell yeah! ...So long as they don't, like, force marriage between women and the men who impregnate them... 😱 That'd be horrible and inhumane.

@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Рік тому

@@CloudsGirl7 --- That's probably coming, because it seems exactly like something they'd do.

@rachelgallagher6214 Рік тому

Well said ✌ 💙 from Montana

@carldzoga1348 Рік тому

In the words of my lovely, oh so eloquent fiancé: "If I wanted the government in my Vagina I'd bang a senator"! 😖🤣🤣

@BlueUncia Рік тому

@@CloudsGirl7 You describe a thing that actually happened in the middle ages from time to time. To "save the woman's honour".

@annalopinski4459 Рік тому

😂😂 I love how he just backed away. I love Biden lol

@wtf1185 Рік тому

Grinning as he did so. Priceless. 😁

@RSfandude Рік тому

Cringe

@sophierobinson2738 Рік тому

@@RSfandude I want to see trump walk backward so casually.

@forgottenvet6055 Рік тому

any Delaware Puppet loves and Smiles like a Puppeteer. Especially when the cameras are rolling as any megalopsychia-maniac really digs being watched only to control who is watching. A reversed 'peeping-Tom' aka Voyer. Just another garden variety Freak. Here's what smokinJoe see's and again, it's all about his 'blonde leg hair' en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyeurism

@sshza2143 Рік тому

original too. i like it😏🥳🤣gonna try that move 😁🙋‍♂✌😎

@JohnnySundahl Рік тому

The graphic of Travis Christ throwing up duel shockers is the best thing to happen to television in a while.

@catalinacurio Рік тому

The positive impact this will have on many peoples life’s is incredible!

@quiltygal6981 Рік тому

And this is what the Presidential Pardon was meant for, not "mates for rates"

@OGMangler Рік тому

Now, it's time to deschedule Marijuana.

@mariag.8242 Рік тому

@Sonomacats He’s working on it. That’s something he can’t do alone. To get it done, Dems must hold both chambers and the presidency - get your people to the polls

@froste7952 Рік тому

Mr Colbert, you and your team deserve a raise. That was some great reporting. You made us laugh at the sad state of affairs the orange mafia are trying to pull off again. Cheers to you and your team.

@misterguy9002 Рік тому

As someone who works in the medical field, and uses legal, medical marijuana, it’s been extremely difficult to get a job in the medical field. It’s completely ridiculous. I don’t share my “gummie bears” with co-workers not would I ever be under the influence of those darned devil gummy bears while I’m working. Yet, I’m punished for it, when I’m able, capable, and more then willing to go back to medical workforce.

@tobiasgreenfoot1851 Рік тому

Joe in shades backing up made my week. Especially since what he said is true. There are worse offenses and drugs. It frees up resources to focus on those bigger issues.

@blazethefaith Рік тому

That had me dying, the way he's smiling as he's backing up. It looks like he's smiling to one of his staff like "Think I can just back away? Omg it's working"

@tobiasgreenfoot1851 Рік тому

@@blazethefaith Haha yeah, it reminded me of Obama era Joe. I almost thought it was his way of cracking a joke back at the silly news reports about him looking like he doesn't know where he is going. "I don't need to see where I'm going. You see these shades republicans? They're for you. Cuz what's this? That's right. I just helped secure the stonies for November's elections. What do you use your pardons for?... and the best part of my plan is no one can stop me because I'm the President 😎✌."

@johnsolo534 Рік тому

Oh man 😆 I had a golden response to your "bigger issues" line, but I'm just gonna leave that one alone.. I mean, there's a myriad of "bigger issues" that Brandon and his administration have managed to create ever since he came into office, but it'd be a waste of time to list all of them.. Why? Because, 1) you'll completely ignore my comment lol, and 2) you'll just blame it all on Trump or the GOP whatever you're reading.. But that's cool.. It's the times we live in now.. Democrat GOOD Republican EVIL, and I've just learned to accept that is the narrative nowadays no matter what is said and done..

@joycliffe266 Рік тому

Love it when Stephen puts on the sunnies and does his Biden impersonation.

@RSfandude Рік тому

Cringe af

@joycliffe266 Рік тому

@@RSfandude Ironically, describing something as "cringe af" is cringeworthy in itself. What a cliche.

@BarkerT Рік тому

Definitely! His ‘Biden’ is the best!

@sharonmores8697 Рік тому

Amazing! About time!

@feliciabrown-eaton9463 Рік тому

The story of the guy running for office and denying his children hits really close to my heart. Reminds me of my father, father of 4 with 3 different women and denied I was his till I was about 10 years old. His family didn't even knew I existed until I was 10... talk about trauma for the children. He's heartless.

@tejanoj3017 Рік тому

"Peanut M&M with all the candy sucked off"... 😆🤣😂🤣😆😂🤣😆🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@laalaa99stl Рік тому

🌿 Let's go, Dank Brandon! Next stop, decriminalization, then on to full legalization.🌿

@nataciamarin624 Рік тому

Dank Brandon 😂 I love it 👏🏽

@MrsMcIlrath Рік тому

Here here smokin one for u right now cheers 🔧

@outlawbillionairez9780 Рік тому

Oregon... 🥱Yawn..... Even small amounts of hard drugs aren't being charged. ALL upside!

@jefolson6989 Рік тому

I have a new perspective on Biden. He isn't old and bumbly and squinting. HE IS STONED, and has Chinese eyes! I'm really starting to love this guy

@t.u.5862 Рік тому

Cheyenne, Cinnamon…and Raven!!! That’s the Wigfield reference the world needed!!!

@MulrySquare Рік тому

The band always sounds SO GREAT.

@errgag3580 Рік тому

Lets all light up a doobie for Joe Biden

@RSfandude Рік тому

@amandacrawford7340 Рік тому

@@RSfandude more for me then👌

@pwilliam255 Рік тому

I can’t. If I smoke I will fail my drug test and lose my ability to work and provide for my family. Apparently if I smoke on a Saturday night that means I’m going into work high on Monday. Even though I can drink till I pass out on Sunday night and go into work drunk and hungover on Monday. 🤷‍♂️ makes a lot of sense doesn’t it? 🤦‍♂️

@Markus_Andrew Рік тому

Way ahead of you. Here, have a toke.

@steveng7174 Рік тому

C'mon man let's party! Gimme some of that Chinese/Mexican Fentanyl that the Biden Cartel has been importing. Thanks, Joe!

@TheWtfanime Рік тому

It is a good thing that Biden did this to help people who have faced unfair punishment for marijuana possessions, but yeah the timing is coincidental. It's kinda sad that anything good that happens feels like it has to be analyzed and has every hater trying to figure out how to spin it to make it look bad.

@bonniejosavland3227 Рік тому

AKA Republicans bc they didn’t think of it😂

@LazyIRanch Рік тому

This was one of his campaign promises, like the student loan forgiveness.Go Joe!

@loretta5653 Рік тому

The people in jail get to come out now too or…

@nissan_skyline Рік тому

Right. Like, I'm pretty sure Republicans are going to try to spin the story to make it seem as if Biden loves drug dealers and he's encouraging our youth to be stoners, or that this decision will somehow make our neighborhoods unsafe. Something moronic like that. It seriously boggles my mind how so damn stupid some (most) Republicans are nowadays.

@Jayewillams Рік тому

I have a functioning brain and a remote. I don't listen to that nonsense. Lol

@mariencasillas-pabellon6763 Рік тому

Loved the music from the band!!!!

@aprilroston3608 Рік тому

Joe might have limped in but boy is on it now!!!! This was a really good move! The Dankness is real❤️❤️❤️❤️

@bianca-sg8zq Рік тому

Loved: "Quick follow up, why are you running for the Senate? I have no idea!" Best editing award!!

@jojoh8067 Рік тому

Fabulous work Stephen

@carolynbridgeman5981 Рік тому

"They've given us about five billion dollars in free publicity".... Want to bet he'll now claim he's suddenly five billion dollars richer 🥴

@mjmaccabee7252 Рік тому

Herschel Walker: "Why would I need to reach out to any of the mothers of my children?" Also Herschel Walker: "The fatherless home is a major, major problem in the African American community." Also Walker: “The father leaves in the Black family. He leaves the boys alone so they’ll be raised by their mom,” he said in a 2021 interview. “If you have a child with a woman, even if you have to leave that woman - even if you have to leave that woman - you don’t leave that child."

@ToEuropa Рік тому

In Walker's defense, he doesn't remember anything he said five seconds after he said it.

@oldrrocr Рік тому

Walker is the "PERFECT" GQP senator - he will do or say anything to get/stay in power,🤑 he will carry bunker baby's water😜 no matter how stanky, and the MAGA crowd loves him because he is their lauded token...🤡 Further destruction of the republicnt party... and congress in general,,, and JUST what they want. Really sad..🥵🥵

@Wraithlen Рік тому

Hypocrisy is the GOP's main selling point these days. It's despicable how their own voters refuse to hold them remotely accountable for all of their lies.

@youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850 Рік тому

Spoon fed and ready to do what he is told.

@MrBubyV Рік тому

ATTN: ATTN: 🚨 Herschel Walker represents EVERY INANE REPUBLICAN’T FAMILY MAN aka:🥴Witless DeadBead Dad Faction. THAT ABSOLUTELY DISQUALIFIES HIM ON MERIT ALONE. He’s irrefutably a brainless buffoon 👉🏽🤡👈🏽

@Me-wk3ix Рік тому

Good! Don't do it myself, but it should be legal for those that choose to.

@grmpEqweer Рік тому

Potheads in prison is a waste of tax money.

@aaronshruby2674 Рік тому

"Peanut M&M with chocolate sucked off" made me giggle so loud I woke the kids. Now they want pancakes 🤷🏾‍♂️

@phyllisclark4450 Рік тому

Colbert is the absolute best!

@jedisentinel1499 Рік тому

The”Devil’s Lettuce” 😂😂😂

@hongkongfueynz3071 Рік тому

I think Herschel meant he had ‘been supervised’ in 6 hospitals 😜😂

@ruthslone2992 Рік тому

😂😂😂😂 thank you, we really needed the comedy, Stephen!

@dkamphaus43 Рік тому

You won't find it watching him.

@cheyennebrennan966 Рік тому

Stephen Colbert said my name...!!! ❤❤❤❤

@NewMessage Рік тому

".. he supervised 6 hospitals..." Herschel can count to 6? 🤔

@nata3467 Рік тому

Once again Herschel Walker is absolutely the worst candidate they have pushed forward if we are to judge a person by their ability to tell any facet of the truth or hold themselves accountable to the same morals that they continuously spout the hypocrisy of the Republican party knows no bottom

@misssmisssymaria Рік тому

I’m not sure, he can count to potato tho.

@anusharajendran100 Рік тому

Peanut m&m with the candy sucked off is just hilarious and so on point

@nancyjay790 Рік тому

How do you suck off the candy shell of a peanut M&M and still have any chocolate left?

@rayniecox7683 Рік тому

Hell, I'm 68 and I would put that poster in my bedroom!!😎😎😎😎

@sharondowney9571 Рік тому

Loved all of this!!!!

@Richbydesignpullupj26 Рік тому

Yes baby I’ll vote for him now ❤

@00SmileTime00 Рік тому

You know I've kinda thought this for a while but this is the thing that finally cements it: I was wrong about Joe Biden. He has been sooooo much better than I thought possible. Let's Go Dank Brandon!!

@lesliecurran1704 Рік тому

I am also pleasantly surprised.

@MsWarriordiva Рік тому

Even if he'd been what many expected, it's 10000000000% better than the orange guy AND Biden inherited more of a mess than any other president I can remember in my lifetime.

@starsabove8059 Рік тому

i expected him to be ok, but he has done more than i hoped. pleasantly surprised also.

@gggongaga2949 Рік тому

🎶🎶🎶 I kept the faith!! Joe is just what our Country needs ~ and. I knew it🎶🎶🎶 Happy Dance !!! 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

@Markus_Andrew Рік тому

I knew Biden would be the lesser of two evils and I didn't think he'd be any great shakes as president, but he has done a way better job than I expected.

@AM-mn8cc Рік тому

That is a major pardon for the nation ❤

@fantanaan2495 Рік тому

Ohmyword I wanna share this video so bad just can't stop laughing 😭

@derdin8 Рік тому

CBS should make 'Dank Brandon' t-shirt merch!!

@johnyliltoe Рік тому

This is such great news. Perhaps congress will even get around to making it federally legal just in time to get us through the depression!

@x_warhog_x8701 Рік тому

Exactly, You know what they say: "Weed will get you through times of no money better then money will get you through times of no weed"...............The Freak Brothers 🌿 🌿 🌿

@soulful41 Рік тому

Johny, you are not very bright are you?

@miapdx503 Рік тому

You're depressed, not the nation. We're coming back from a horrible four years of profound ignorance.

@rjd3wine Рік тому

Maybe you should take Ivanka's advice that she gave during her father's inspired COVID disaster..." Take some time to update your resume" !!!!!

@TampaDave Рік тому

@@x_warhog_x8701 lol, the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. Edit: “Furry” didn’t mean THAT back in those days.

@everettedl Рік тому

"... and peanut M&M with all the candy sucked off... " 💀😂🤣

@anthonynicoli Рік тому

Wow. Stunning.

@ChairPacer Рік тому

Dark Brandon 🎉 crushing it! 🎉 finally this happened! We’ve been talking about it for a decade

@mercuryangel9223 Рік тому

Honestly, the writers of the Colbert show are the BEST!!!

@RSfandude Рік тому

lmao no

@Humongous420 Рік тому

Some sleepy Joe to Smokey Joe! That is some awesome news. Far too many people have been thrown in jail or had their lives turned upside down because of one stupid charge of position of marijuana