Gaetz-Gaete: MAGA Die-Hards Stand Behind Creepy Florida Congressman

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In the latest edition of nobody's favorite recurring segment, Stephen has an update on embattled Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz, and the conservative women's group that is backing him amid troubling allegations of sex crimes. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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@arthurneddysmith 3 роки тому

We call it the "UK variant". In the UK they call it the "Kent Variant". In Kent, they call it the "Swanscombe variant" and in Swanscombe they call it the "Hurst Road variant". In Hurst Road they call it the "House number 32 variant" and in house number 32 they call it the "Alan variant". Bloody Alan.

@MissPickles1980 3 роки тому

"It might not be interesting but we fact check it" - and we appreciate that Stephen!

@theomegajuice8660 3 роки тому

Is it just me or does no one call it the "Kent variant" here except maybe early on when it was first discovered to be spreading through the South East?

@izabelasiczek3547 3 роки тому

😆 🤣

@ThePinkBinks 3 роки тому

TheOmegajuice I don't know who's calling it the Kent variant. But I'm not in England so it's the English variant. 😂

@local9 3 роки тому

@@theomegajuice8660 it was the Kent variant in the early stages. Now because its 'the' variant, its just covid again.

@rocketscience4516 3 роки тому

He's on record as actually wanting any scandal about him to be called Gaetz-Gate. So just call it Douche-Gate.

@Fate263 3 роки тому

Semantics... Gaetz-Gate or Douche-Gate, same piece of crap in the end.

@ChunkyLover53atAOL-com 3 роки тому

@@Fate263 Same shit, different smell.

@mikenoble91 3 роки тому

Or Douche-Gaetz

@larryjohnson4906 3 роки тому

Pizza Gaetz

@How-Do-I-Nezzy 3 роки тому

Ben-Gaetz-i

@pacificcoastbreeze 3 роки тому

"You could say that's putting the fox in the hen house, but Gaetz would rather hang out with the eggs." Who wrote that? I wanna give them money

@ylstorage7085 3 роки тому

I don't get the joke, shouldn't it be "chicklets" or something?

@pacificcoastbreeze 3 роки тому

@@ylstorage7085 They're so young that they haven't even hatched yet

@reeddensel2893 3 роки тому

@insanitycreek 3 роки тому

“So nice of John Lithgow to take me in” 🤣 Now *that* was a solid 80s call back.

@Ryano966 3 роки тому

The crew laughing is better than any audience tbh

@StaticDraco 3 роки тому

Genuine laughs are better than the 60 year old dead people laughs

@ps6016 3 роки тому

I love all the audience-free late shows. I’ll be super bummed when the live audience comes back.

@victoriawilliams2786 3 роки тому

I agree. I like the show much better this way! It feels more personal and comfortable. I wish it would stay this way too.

@rocksfire4390 3 роки тому

i agree, i personally never liked the audience. it distracted to much from the real stars, the writing, the band and ofc Stephen himself.

@nealtse9125 3 роки тому

It sounds like laughter, unlike what they're trying to pass as laughter on the Gutfeld! show.

@Opus313 3 роки тому

Nothing says "I'm innocent" like seeking a blanket pardon! Matt is not only a criminal, but seriously creepy!

@dividedconquered3784 3 роки тому

Fox and Creeps! The whole GOcreepy even the ladies!😖😕

@fatfreddyscat5767 3 роки тому

Gaetz reminds me of the skeevy guy in an apartment complex who always just happens to show up in the jacuzzi when you bring your girlfriend in.

@transcendentalidiot3321 3 роки тому

Instead of a blanket pardon for Gaetz, how about a blanket party?

@Marijuanifornia 3 роки тому

Why do all of you still want to try to coexist with people who want to kill you? I can give all of you a detailed explanation of how to peacefully or otherwise end the Republican party, but no one cares. No one wants to do that. But all of you insist that they are Fascists. They killed 500,000 Americans through dereliction of duty and gross incompetence, and they laughed about it, calling it a "Chinese Democratic hoax". When are any of you going to stop consenting to being governed this way?

@reuteratwork8983 3 роки тому

@@Marijuanifornia - It's called "democracy" -- even braindead rightwing citizens get to vote -- & they're going to keep sending GOPers to statehouses & DC -- we don't want to coexist w/ them, but we have to -- that's just life in the real world...

@mjr_schneider 3 роки тому

The genuine look of terror on Stephen's face as he was doing that midair cup-smashing stunt... Gold 👌

@teresatano193 3 роки тому

Starbucks comes up with NEW IDEA to wash coffee cups. I hope the diners don't find out and steal it..

@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 3 роки тому

Dear Q...we've found the guy you’ve been looking for.😂🤣

@DavidJ222 3 роки тому

😂😂👏👏

@lisandro777 3 роки тому

Sadly that was Q all along! A group of pedos and fascist imbeciles who believe in false prophets that Trump was chosen by an God? And republicans will revive American, but instead condemned its image to the world.

@IMSiegfried 3 роки тому

@@lisandro777 Sad but true.

@lynnebarrett9912 3 роки тому

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 So funny! Thanx! I needed a good chuckle!😹⚘🌹🌻

@charlesstebbins7207 3 роки тому

Q-Anon isn't interested in real incidents of child sex trafficking, only imaginary child sex trafficking.

@raywilliams212 3 роки тому

Last time I was this early I was young enough for Matt Gaetz.

@drewstaser9726 3 роки тому

If he is found innocent this won't age well... But then again, neither did Mat Gaetz

@Salchipapafied 3 роки тому

lmfao @ this thread

@ekdaufin1485 3 роки тому

@A.C. A. 🤣

@garfield2439 3 роки тому

Lmao. Nice!

@kharissmarrow 3 роки тому

@A.C. A. 😂😭💀

@squirrel_of_mistri8565 3 роки тому

"...even in the throes of passion." It's sad when a grown adult is insecure enough to feel the need to say something like that. 😬

@ceciliaFX 3 роки тому

Gaetz may have wanted a blanket pardon but he'll end up getting a blanket party. And I hope it hurts like hell.

@thisistheaccountname 3 роки тому

One random woman once told me the money she was saving for her laser hair removal she called her "hedge fund". Speaking of grooming.

@hannesorisson1200 3 роки тому

🤦🏼‍♂️😂

@MsPuffykinz 3 роки тому

God. That’s top test parent humor.

@aggressiveattitudeera887 3 роки тому

Well done, sir.

@gamepapa1211 3 роки тому

Dad Joke Level: L E G E N D A R Y

@Unanything81 3 роки тому

Heeey ooooooh!

@seentake1 3 роки тому

Colbert has had a great week. Give the writers a bonus!

@michaeld9682 3 роки тому

Yes because making fun of half of the country is so novel. ukposts.info/have/v-deo/bJKpfW5naqdnymw.html

@skyview5339 3 роки тому

@@michaeld9682 if the shoe fits...

@jrt70 3 роки тому

For what? Trying to out-soy the other late night shows?

@TheSuzberry 3 роки тому

My mama used to say: “When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

@skunked42 3 роки тому

He is gonna be a member of the Order Of the Golden Shovel..digging a hole so deep he cant get out.

@taylorm3560 3 роки тому

Smart mama

@jaymorgan8013 3 роки тому

Gaetz just says "Find yourself a hole!"

@TheSuzberry 3 роки тому

@@jaymorgan8013 😀

@Plant_Parenthood 3 роки тому

I dont understand how matt gaetz's face is so far in the uncanny valley when he is allegedly a human.

@shirleyrombough8173 3 роки тому

He's so real looking.

@daveroche6522 3 роки тому

Always looked like Angry Bird to me - must be the eyebrows.

@jeffreyquinn3820 3 роки тому

He kind of looks like he mainlines a cocktail of Botox and Viagra. I call it the Power Smoothie.

@KatzenjammerFuu 3 роки тому

He looks like a villain from a Pixar movie.

@elhopper3735 3 роки тому

“Allegedly a human” cracks me up

@MrWilhelm1950 3 роки тому

Love the line: "Thinking about Matt Gaetz in the throes of passion ... I'm in the throes (ugh!) of up!" Well done, Steven!!

@tats_sacs 3 роки тому

Stephen has hands down the best writers. And the quickest wit like a whip.

@ekdaufin1485 3 роки тому

They did so well in this episode!

@ChildrenNeedRights 3 роки тому

Unfortunately, they often focus on quantity of words instead of quality of humor.

@KristiContemplates 3 роки тому

I've seen Conservative Republicans try to rip-off 'The Daily Show' and 'The Colbert Report' format (UKposts), and they've all lacked any intelligence, let alone sophistication

@bfettrules1239 2 роки тому

And yet Greg Gutfeld with none of the writers, star power & budget always seem to beat him in the ratings. Would you look at that

@zacg_ 3 роки тому

For anyone who is weirded out by reusing a coffee cup, that's what always happens with cups at regular sit down restaurants.

@yudithcaron8053 3 роки тому

I guess we could bring our own cup at Starbuck, the way some other coffee shop have been doing to seem to care for the planet.

@debs.9612 3 роки тому

The best part about late night comedians not having live audiences? The backstage staff cracking up :D

@ellisjones4862 3 роки тому

If and when things get back to normal, Colberts wife should be on the show every time. (when she feels like it)

@drewstaser9726 3 роки тому

What if she hosted one time?

@MichaelPhillipsatGreyOwlStudio 3 роки тому

I've been saying for some time now if everyone in the cast and crew could get vaccinated, they could do the show in the studio, though without an audience, and at least they'd all be together. Evie could sit in the chair next to Stephen and laugh at his jokes like Ed McMahon.

@Scott2122232425 3 роки тому

Shes great!

@susanhewitt1631 3 роки тому

I love hearing Evie giggle in the background! She definitely adds to the show!

@jenuine182 3 роки тому

Love this format way more than the stage.

@DavidJ222 3 роки тому

Trivia Question: Who is the only person in Congress to vote against a bill that combats 5exTrafficking? That's right, it was Matt Gaetz, the same guy who is currently under investigation for 5exTrafficking. Coincidence? I think not.

@drewstaser9726 3 роки тому

Why was that not covered? That's red flag 101

@wgooetrik 3 роки тому

Gym Jordan was close to hittin that too

@Nevertoleave 3 роки тому

@@shiwomino5775 5 = S sometimes comments get deleted if certain words are used

@4plus20isHappy 3 роки тому

“Huh, huh. Huh, huh. I didn’t want the sluts to go away, Beavis. Huh, huh. Huh, huh.”

@asmith8692 3 роки тому

He also has fought legislation for revenge p*rn. Supposedly because he didn't like the idea that he shouldn't pics of conquests.

@EccoGirl 3 роки тому

I love hearing his family giggling in the background

@maniahazel8176 3 роки тому

“ I’m in the throes (throws) of up”. Accurate.

@MouseWhite5 3 роки тому

Stephen read the quote from Matt Gaetz about answering the phone even in the "throes of passion", and I reacted by gagging....then he actually started doing the same thing.....reminds me of the saying "great minds think alike".

@feebeedoc78 3 роки тому

Ugh, it’s so revolting. Why does anyone need that image?

@alrightyru 3 роки тому

Yeah who would enjoy sex with someone who checks their phone? He must be one lousy lover !!

@MouseWhite5 3 роки тому

@@alrightyru Probably why he has to pay for it!

@lynnwilhoite6194 3 роки тому

@@alrightyru The teenagers he dates are prolly looking at their own phones the whole time (cuz gaetz),and never noticed. He put it on speakerphone so drumpf could hear it. My lord, I’m making myself nauseous... 🤮

@aggressiveattitudeera887 3 роки тому

Gaetz has literally become that guy Benson and Stabler goes after on "Law And Order: SVU".

@mypillowguy445 3 роки тому

Or the guy Chris Hanson asks to take a seat.

@aggressiveattitudeera887 3 роки тому

LOL!!

@SirMildredPierce 3 роки тому

You mean like someone plays too many scratchy lotteries?

@tjdowns3743 3 роки тому

reboot episode!

@baardkopperud 3 роки тому

Wouldn't be surprised if they make an episode about a Congressman...

@WatchMilesTV 3 роки тому

The “but Gaetz would rather hangout with the eggs” comment earned a Like from me.

@moggridge1 3 роки тому

Curiously "The Kent Variant" is very similar to what a lot of us in the UK call Piers Morgan...

@paoloadam 3 роки тому

That's neither funny nor fair, Covid-19 has none of the arrogance, bigotry or sense of entitlement of Piers Morgan.

@jakeherter 3 роки тому

That several days of Rudy Giuliani; where he booked the landscaping company, did the press conference with his head leaking and then appeared in Borat is going to be remembered for hundreds and hundreds of years.

@kynaliarose5950 3 роки тому

Absolutely

@jasonross6727 3 роки тому

@@kynaliarose5950 History books about this period are going to be VERY interesting!

@randalldavis3251 3 роки тому

Rudy who?

@chris7263 3 роки тому

I wonder if it will overshadow being mayor during 9-11, or if it will be told all together as a tragic downfall.

@MB-em9hm 3 роки тому

His weird kid is going to try running against DeBlasio. New York isn't done with the Giulianis yet.

@AmusementLabs 3 роки тому

But he's innocent so he has nothing to worry about! RIIIIIGHT? 😅

@wagonstation3709 3 роки тому

Hahaha....rriiiiiight!

@Marijuanifornia 3 роки тому

Accepting a pardon is an admission of guilt.

@soulslikefan6760 3 роки тому

@@Marijuanifornia technically it is not, legally speaking. Asking for a preemptive blanket pardon is pretty fucking suspect though.

@Marijuanifornia 3 роки тому

@@soulslikefan6760 Technically it is, legally speaking, according to the US Supreme Court. But the only court that matters is that of public opinion, and this public seems to have the opinion that no matter how evil and atrocious Republicans prove themselves to be, Democrats will keep pleading with them to stop. They won't stop. They have to be stopped. How are any of you going to stop them? They killed 500,000 Americans and tried to overthrow the government, and they're still allowed to be in government.

@kodykindhart5644 3 роки тому

Bam

@fredpohlen7002 3 роки тому

8:01 What did he say instead of "cart" when saying "golf cart" that they had to dub over it? It was probably just a slip up but I can't stop thinking about it now

@leahl5007 2 роки тому

It looks like he said “golf course” by accident.

@iangascoigne8231 3 роки тому

Of course they’re standing by him, he’s a Republican. It’s what they do.

@ericderami 3 роки тому

I imagine at some point in his life Matt was mad at someone and said "my dad is gonna sue you!"

@bunkyman8097 3 роки тому

On I'm sure he's said that since the 3rd grade.

@stve01 3 роки тому

To be honest, I am quite impressed with Colberts accuracy with a hammer. :)

@GoCoyote 3 роки тому

Stephen, I believe That I have discovered the source of your talent: You are always trying to impress your wife and have her laugh at your jokes. You shine when she is there, and it is nice to hear her laugh.

@RoseETempest 3 роки тому

his attitude at "not interesting, but accurate" is so perfect

@bobtrapp6218 3 роки тому

The thing I'm gonna miss when live audiences are back, is Stephen's wife laughing at his jokes.

@KristiContemplates 3 роки тому

She's willing to not be disingenuous by laughing at bad jokes, and he accepts it because he trusts her love and acceptance of him, and Stephen is not a 🖕rump-boast that needs to be validated for everything by a sycophantic contingency of Yes-men. Evie's laughter is authentic, genuine, and from the heart 💖, and that's why I'll miss her, too

@MrSpektyr 3 роки тому

@@KristiContemplates are.. are you ok?

@deba540 3 роки тому

@@MrSpektyr Hey Des Tiny-- Do...... Do you truly care? Cuz it looks like concern trolling.

@anjingkuda 3 роки тому

honestly Stephen's swing accuracy is pretty impressive

@whocares2087.1 3 роки тому

It's 10000 hours of Wii gaming.

@raybin6873 3 роки тому

Batting a 1,000! 😁👍

@TahtahmesDiary 3 роки тому

Honestly that's what I was thinking!

@kathleenr4047 3 роки тому

And with no rehearsal he said.

@michaeld9682 3 роки тому

Hid boyfriend says the same thing

@ForeverMe543 3 роки тому

If it weren't Covid I would love the Starbucks borrow a cup thing but...I don't trust those people to clean well

@ttaylor3rd 3 роки тому

"Buffy's making spritzers" lol. Never stop stopping. Steven

@catherinebiggs8162 3 роки тому

“I’m in the throes of up.” Glerp. LOLOLOL

@SamuraiFoochs 3 роки тому

That is SUCH a dad joke but it still made me absolutely cackle.

@irenemax3574 3 роки тому

Thank you, I missed the “up” bit; brilliant!

@Ohne_Silikone 3 роки тому

Usually when I tried the ‘Dad, I will tell you only if you promise not to get mad’ line, it was immediately answered with “WHAT did you do”. There is no better way to admit guilt or blame.

@noway9081 3 роки тому

"Gaetz would rather hang out with the eggs." LMAO

@guynorth3277 3 роки тому

Okay Mr. Colbert, you win the video/tv award! Most incredible! Truly!

@gnaskar 3 роки тому

The carbon footprint from sending someone home to you to pick up a cup is likely higher than the footprint of a disposable one.

@davidjones332 3 роки тому

Especially as they'll probably do it in a V8 pickup truck. The brain-dead moron who suggested this idea should have been fired on the spot.

@yudithcaron8053 3 роки тому

When I heard that one, I began wondering if Starbuck will branch into a house cleaning and maid service. "We bring you coffee, do the dishes and make sure the kids are ready for school. Starbuck +."

@carultch 3 роки тому

How is it possibly profitable for Starbucks to do that?

@dianadeane9233 3 роки тому

I’m a sympathetic vomiter and your vomit impersonations are so good- I nearly gagged 🤢😂

@fatfreddyscat5767 3 роки тому

Is that really a thing? Asking for a friend.

@chrissiek8706 3 роки тому

Them never watch this very old skit, Stephen with Steve Carrel, Waiters nauseated by food 🍲🤢🤭😅

@dianadeane9233 3 роки тому

@@fatfreddyscat5767 yes indeed it’s really a thing- for me it’s like catching a yawn. If I ever had to clean up my kids’ vomit it was horrendous- I just kept adding to it! 😂 Consequently, my eldest son was very good at cleaning up his little brother’s vomit by the age of 4, he grew up with a strong stomach and became a nurse in aged care! I couldn’t do that... 🤢🤮

@dianadeane9233 3 роки тому

@@chrissiek8706 🤣😂🤣😂 Thanks for the tip 😘

@KristiContemplates 3 роки тому

Tfft, I thought it was just me 🤣🤢😅

@OpusTheLeftie 3 роки тому

Stephen's show is so much better since the Pandemic. His jokes flow like a UKposts commentator and it's incredibly comfy and not annoying with sheep laughter.

@sarahbadertscher3265 3 роки тому

Really missed a “grooming” joke opportunity jumping from barbers to Gaetz there...

@vincenthuying98 3 роки тому

The Kent variant is the one reason why the Spanish flu should be renamed the Kansas one.

@MrYago-xd7um 3 роки тому

I'd go with Dakota > Kansas. For the flying spaghetti monster's sake.

@vincenthuying98 3 роки тому

@@MrYago-xd7um whatever the hell flies into your backyard! Aah, it’s H1N1. Dakota, you said? Ouch, that’ll make it some swine flu.

@megansimmons1485 3 роки тому

Evie Colbert is a national treasure. Her giggle is absolutely precious. We must protect her at all costs.

@BroAnarchy 3 роки тому

that cup splatter was a whole new level of interest Epicness...

@markthompson2813 3 роки тому

"Making it the most sickening UK import" and I had Piers Morgan on my mind before he finished the sentence.

@joysimpson7503 3 роки тому

A number of Gaetz colleagues have also spoken out about his “love of alcohol and illegal drugs, as well as his proclivity for younger women”.

@0blivvy8 3 роки тому

& they would have contests or some scoring system with points for their conquests. In a workplace. 🤮 I'm surprised no one has come forward accusing him of sexual harassment. Or more likely he just gave girls hush money.

@MrYago-xd7um 3 роки тому

@@0blivvy8 Actually Gaetz make up the rules to his game on his own. There was no they. Also that was -not so ironically- some high school virgin horseshit I'd expect out of McLovin from Superbad.

@fewerbeansplease 3 роки тому

"Proclivity" sounds almost as creepy as Matt Gaetz. Beautiful choice of word!!

@chuckles783 3 роки тому

Oh this wasn't about Hunter Biden

@williamgullett5911 3 роки тому

How do you stand on Andrew Cuomo?

@Lu_Woods 3 роки тому

Gaetz has sealed his fate. I hope he likes bologna sandwiches. ...years of 'em.

@32kAzNoVa 3 роки тому

Yo yo yo, word up :-) I'm from a seaside town in Kent in England mate!! We're a hotbed of art, creativity, music, poverty and genomic mutations !!

@johnIZaUWL 3 роки тому

8:54 😯😆😆😆❤️ That’s beyond perfectly timed 😎

@Nevertoleave 3 роки тому

That pic of Gaetz makes him look like he’s trying to blend in at a high school to pick up girls

@drewstaser9726 3 роки тому

It was taken there too

@uttcftptid4481 3 роки тому

That's how he's always looked to me.

@reuteratwork8983 3 роки тому

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." - Wooderson, but also Matt Gaetz

@uttcftptid4481 3 роки тому

@@reuteratwork8983 all right all right all right

@SteinarrBattlefist 3 роки тому

So it's Security Cam Footage

@edwardblair4096 3 роки тому

It's always fun when UKposts inserts a real ad right when Stephen cuts to a fake one. It took me a few seconds to realize that a BBQ grill falling off the back of a pickup truck wasn't the joke ad The Late Show had prepared for me.

@douglaskrueger3755 3 роки тому

Yeah, I got one about a tarp manufacturer (WTF)

@douglaskrueger3755 3 роки тому

Yeah, I often wonder where I can get a really good waterproof tarp online ...

@Ruthavecflute 3 роки тому

I got a flower delivery service!

@bullpuppy7455 3 роки тому

I got a snake!!!

@brianprinty112 3 роки тому

Or the opposite: I thought 1-877-yachts for kids was real for a sec. My jaw dropped til I realized...

@iolacj123 3 роки тому

“I bumped my lip on a biscuit” 😂 Subtle shoutout to the Strangers with Candy fans 😆👏👏 love Colbert!

@KingThabiso 3 роки тому

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this format of the show. The laughing wife, the bantering between colbert and his staff. love it!!! Please keep it for longer.

@IAmSuzyQ 3 роки тому

Q might have actually gotten some things right...they just had the wrong party. #PizzaGaetz #MattIsAHildcayOlestermay (Sorry for my use of pig latin in that last part. It's just that UKposts won't let me post it in English.🤷🏼‍♀️)

@IAmSuzyQ 3 роки тому

@@rockyjforay Yeah, UKposts won't let me post the non-pig latin form of the words "omesticday erroriststay" either. It used to be fine, but shortly after the omesticday erroriststay stormed the Capitol Building, it got blacklisted. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@arnabchakraborty2593 3 роки тому

So, you are the Q??? Yeah.... 😂😂😂😂

@theomegajuice8660 3 роки тому

The only thing Qanon believe is that they want to kill any politician not loyal to Trump. Everything else they say is window dressing to make it look like they've been lead to this position rather than it being where they started from and worked back.

@billmurray7473 3 роки тому

I thought Q just liked to hang around the Enterprise and harass Capt. Picard and his crew.

@loicdeniel8361 3 роки тому

@@billmurray7473 And stalk Vash... I mean, Q anon definitelly sounds like your usual Q shenanigans, hopefully he'll snap his finger and make them all dissapear once he gets bored.

@thatifalover 3 роки тому

Watching Steven’s face as he smashes that cup almost distracts me from how shitty everything is

@k2nimod 3 роки тому

now, as a declared Lord of the Rings fan, they have to gather up the shards, mend them together (perhaps as Kintsugi, repairing pottery with gold), and call it Jarsil, the Cup of Kings, or Tankardrúil, the Goblet of the West

@Sig2423 3 роки тому

Next time safety glasses

@AdrianColley 3 роки тому

He's smashing what we're all thinking!

@aliciacordero8399 3 роки тому

@@k2nimod 9/10 only improvement would be actual elvish

@katymaloney 3 роки тому

I felt that. lol

@kenek629 2 роки тому

Even though I've seen the gif of Stephen breaking the mug many times, I still wasn't prepared for this 😂

@krisfrederick5001 3 роки тому

Asking to be pardoned is an admission of guilt. Period

@NewMessage 3 роки тому

Hey.. remember when Donnie told LaPierre to move to Texas where it's easier to embezzle from the NRA coffers?

@Praetor_Fenix420 3 роки тому

Butt rape is a strong tradition with NRA members below the Mason-Dixon line.

@carmen_says_hi 3 роки тому

No, but I believe you.

@verminkillah6622 3 роки тому

😂😂🤣🤣

@johnvanzyl2960 3 роки тому

Evidence to backup your false narrative? Remember your opinions are not facts. Lunacy and ignorance are not a good combination.

@justinweaver7553 3 роки тому

@@johnvanzyl2960 look it up, I know trump supporters are really stupid but if you can read this you can look it up but you won't because you want to believe Trump, an ongoing false narrative

@mikechicago6200 3 роки тому

Man the news about Jefferson Davis's chair is so hilarious I wonder what's going to happen next

@drewstaser9726 3 роки тому

We really save some random stuff don't we? Like this guy way a racist fool who jeopardize the nation's democracy and the racial equality of millions, and we are like "Look at this fine chair he had"

@petrograd4068 3 роки тому

I misheard the name if the group thw at stole it and was really confused by why an organization called White Lives Matter would do that.

@jackfirmin5814 3 роки тому

thats direct action I love! Also wann know what happens next....

@tng183 3 роки тому

The South must rise again ...because they lost this round of musical chairs.

@MrJLCharbonneau 3 роки тому

2:36 The first time I saw his interview with Tucker Carlson, something inside me screamed “He’s NOT wearing any pants!”😮🤣🎯🥾👋

@thebrodwarrior_xi6515 3 роки тому

"I bumped my lip on a biscuit." Any other "Strangers With Candy" fans recognize that line?!

@BlownMacTruck 3 роки тому

It’s a crime most people don’t.

@adrianthoroughgood1191 3 роки тому

I thought it was "i burnt my lip on a biscuit" referring to biscuits and gravy! Cos at least that would make sense as a reason for having a mark on your lip.

@denasharpe2393 3 роки тому

Yep!!

@uttcftptid4481 3 роки тому

I love that Steven came back fully medicated, and speaking his mind. He's reminding me a bit of the old Colbert Report Steven...I loved that guy.

@KristiContemplates 3 роки тому

Psychological defence mechanism, for All

@ekdaufin1485 3 роки тому

Ah the sweet sound of Evie’s laughter. 💖🌈

@bunkyman8097 3 роки тому

A blanket pardon..uh you guilty of something?!?!

@jetaime1102 3 роки тому

So many gems in this segment but the mug break - EPIC! 🤣

@murrynathan 3 роки тому

I think Stephen Colbert is the new “America’s Dad”.

@atiredfloridian777 3 роки тому

....yeah I can get behind that.

@DavidJ222 3 роки тому

Trump: "OJ said it wasn't him. He was very strong and powerful in his denial. So I don't see any reason why it would be him." 😂😄

@aggressiveattitudeera887 3 роки тому

"I didn't find this joke funny at ALL." Alan Dershowitz.

@4plus20isHappy 3 роки тому

OJ broke the color barrier for rich people buying their freedom.

@kamisheye 3 роки тому

Scott Peterson was more powerful in his denial. I wanted to say something Stupid too.

@alvarny77 3 роки тому

Trump should have nominated himself to the supreme Court

@MK-su6eg 3 роки тому

Same thing with Putin, he strongly denied it, and that's why, plus why would he.?!? Trump's reaction from a Russian gangsta president of Russia and America!

@sea_triscuit7980 3 роки тому

They know better than to stand in front of him

@isabelgason563 3 роки тому

Who watched him break the cup a few more times; satisfying!

@QuickdrawMcGraw360 3 роки тому

I just wanted to see what he smashed his mug with!

@sheebaccawookie 3 роки тому

I have family in Kent!!! Daaaaamn, good thing they aren’t good people because I’d be worried for them 😑🙄😑

@onah 3 роки тому

Wtf😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@o.h.w.6638 3 роки тому

Hahahaha this is great 🤣🤣🤣

@EwokPanda 3 роки тому

8:00 Watch his mouth when he says "golf cart."

@TigerGreene 3 роки тому

I know, that was really weird. They replaced the audio. What did he really say? I've seen them censor or replace stuff 3 times so far.

@EighthNoteRestYT 3 роки тому

@@TigerGreene came here wondering the same thing, first time I've noticed it

@TahtahmesDiary 3 роки тому

The best shows are when Colbert smashes things 😂💜

@davidrichard7662 3 роки тому

Florida changes license plates from "the Sunshine State" to "A Sunny Place for Shady People"...so true!!

@napoleonibonaparte7198 3 роки тому

“Look out Mr. Potato Head, they’e coming for you” - Gaetz to himself.

@sinahaase9923 3 роки тому

Hahahah good one 😂😂😂

@velikovskysghost 3 роки тому

+ Napoleon l Bonaparte I heard they had the bolt in his neck tightened again.

@4plus20isHappy 3 роки тому

“You’re going to jail, Matt. Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots.” (‘Toy Story’ reference)

@velikovskysghost 3 роки тому

@@4plus20isHappy I hope so.

@michealwestfall8544 3 роки тому

Now, Amazon just needs to do the same with their packaging. So much packaging.

@alexmoorehead9636 3 роки тому

I hate that so many of these folks think they are having a "debate". These are conversations and when one party brings up a BS talking point, the other has to address that point IMMEDIATELY or else it falls to the wayside and never gets refuted. Folks crying that "you interrupted me" when they are presenting fallacious arguments or outright lies don't deserve to be aknowledged.

@lasuperchica59 3 роки тому

This isn´t the Late Show. This is America hanging out with Stephen, having a beer, talking shit. So much more satisfying. A+

@kevinbarr9003 3 роки тому

Wait....a cup...you use more than once?? Technology is amazing

@IAmSuzyQ 3 роки тому

"BBQ. Boots. Bluegrass." (5:46 Dwight Schrute has entered the chat) "Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica."

@ruthbarcenas8024 3 роки тому

Oh Steven!

@andrewjenkins9965 3 роки тому

That mug gag hit me so hard. 😂 Was expecting something entirely different.

@activatewindows 3 роки тому

Matt Gaetz: if Beavis and Butthead were one person.

@dianedenham5259 3 роки тому

😅

@Paulscottrock 3 роки тому

Actually there is another Republican yet to be named so

@jedisith3864 3 роки тому

Holy shit that mug shot! Ad lib gold man, pure GOLD!

@NickBull21 3 роки тому

As somebody born and raised in Kent, it feels weird hearing my county being talked about on the show.

@shandean8352 3 роки тому

Omg!!!!! Deep cut Strangers with Candy reference!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱 Anytime I have a pimple around my lip (it’s not a cold sore) I say I bumped my lip on a biscuit. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

@MouseWhite5 3 роки тому

Loved the comment about importing Piers Morgan!!

@IAmSuzyQ 3 роки тому

"Well, she was just 17, you know what I mean? And the way she looked was way beyond compare." - Matt Gaetz's defense strategy -

@anjujade1 3 роки тому

God that quote makes me want to puke! Wtf

@IAmSuzyQ 3 роки тому

@@anjujade1I always found it to be the creepiest of Beatles lyrics. 😬

@twistedyogert 3 роки тому

If he knew she wasn't of age he's screwed more than he screwed her.

@c.a.t.732 3 роки тому

McCartney was only 20 years old when he wrote that song.

@IAmSuzyQ 3 роки тому

@@twistedyogert ...and he'll be screwed even more in prison. 😬 Day one: "Matt, this is Bubba; Bubba, this is Matt. He's a hildcay olestermay. Alright, well have fun you two... enjoy your stay.👍"

@kenspitz981 3 роки тому

Stephen always makes me smile

@christinam2423 3 роки тому

When he smashed the mug ☕️ I was weak 😂

@margaretpeabody243 3 роки тому

Yay, the slam is back including your creative dance!!

@CarlosMontesBby 3 роки тому

But you have to say what you're being pardoned for so imagine him realizing he's not getting pardoned💀

@gabrielrognon6238 3 роки тому

I think a remember a legal eagle explaining that you can get a pardon for anything done in a period without specifying what and that it is legaly not considered as assuming what you are pardon for.

@puellamservumaddominum6180 3 роки тому

@@gabrielrognon6238 yes it's called a pocket pardon.