Comedian offends woman... then WINS her over!

9 місяців тому

Two women in the front row get roasted by comedian and freestyle rapper Chris Turner, who then turns their discomfort into an incredible freestyle rap based on what just happened.
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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@ChrisPJTurner 9 місяців тому

Thanks to everyone who's been to my live shows recently! I'm always adding more: christurnercomedy.com/tour-dates

@harryprice208 9 місяців тому

Any chance of collaborating with Harry Mack?

@user12122 8 місяців тому

Frikin amazing😂

@BeckJoseR 8 місяців тому

His real talent is his ability to listen. Truly listen. It sounds easy, but most people just sit quietly waiting for their turn to talk.

@mreverybody1150 8 місяців тому

That's partly because the majority of people suffer from compulsive thought and have no idea that it is abnormal. I wouldn't be surprised if this comedian had the ability to 'stop thinking'. When most people have a conversation with another, they are having one with themselves, and the other person.

@therealjordiano 8 місяців тому

@@mreverybody1150 Interesting point thanks, i'll keep a lookout for the compulsive thought pattern I notice that i can get my thoughts to mello out if i go away from the computer for a while and try to focus on ignoring all the stimulation that has been provided by technology and things. Helps orient yourself if you need to get something done, or to avoid giving in to some addictive behavior also

@mreverybody1150 8 місяців тому

@@therealjordiano If you want to know more. I recommend the book 'The Power of Now' by Ekhart Tolle. It's amazing that some in a review labelled it as 'New Age nonsense' but after reading that one, I was able to 'stop thinking' for short periods of time and it changed my life. Once you've done that, when compulsive thought returns, it creates pain because you now know the peace of not suffering from it!

@tylerhanson3156 8 місяців тому

@@mreverybody1150 How can the "majority" of people suffer from something that is "abnormal"?

@mreverybody1150 8 місяців тому

@@tylerhanson3156 A better word would be detrimental rather than abnormal.

@KamendereCZ 9 місяців тому

At this point, I'm basically speechless, because you absolutely kill it so often I'm repeating myself! Not only processing the information but rhyming it and connecting it in a way that makes sense… I'll never understand how someone's brain power can be so much higher than that of an average person.

@DS-jh1bp 8 місяців тому

For sure!

@elementaleighteight 8 місяців тому

50% of everyone is below average intelligence.

@dwiski 8 місяців тому

@@elementaleighteight But only 1 can rap this good

@mmmmmmmmmmm10 8 місяців тому

Supposedly I have a top 10% IQ but I can't think of words and rhymes like this boy for shit. At best I can do quick maths, or be the first one in the room to suggest a simple solution to a complex problem.

@Mattfreeman89 8 місяців тому

I think intelligence shows itself in different ways. Our brains must just have different configurations or something. It is amazing to see a display like this that is immediately apparent, nonetheless. Dude seems very clever.

@lmc333 8 місяців тому

Ironically This comedian is low key smarter than all of them combined.

@heteroclite6567 9 місяців тому

I don't understand how this guy isn't the most famous rapper. Like, unless this is cleverly set up and pre planned, I genuinely have never heard or could imagine anyone freestyle rapping as well as this guy. Not even half as well. Amazing.

@clarenceunderwood382 9 місяців тому

Chris is great, but i would check out Harry Mack for the best off the top freestyles. I enjoy Chris a lot though as his knowledge is just everywhere.

@FrazzlebobPokemon 8 місяців тому

Agree Chris is good and different but Harry Mack is so fast and unbelievably musical and flexible

@lemiless 8 місяців тому

I'm always amazed at how much Chris knows about such a wide array of topics. His knowledge is really impressive. And I agree that Harry Mack is just so super talented!

@parapapapa69 8 місяців тому

Harry Mack is the goat on freestyle but this is not a competition. I want Harry Mack Chris doing a show together, Harry could even do the drums for and then rap together

@LiveAnEpicLife 8 місяців тому

eminem

@polarnaut9645 8 місяців тому

Dude is wicked smart. If he wanted to, he could be a seller of HVAC equipment as well.

@Squirrel-zq6oe 9 місяців тому

This is what "built different" means guys

@Mircose 9 місяців тому

this guy is the most under-rated genius of our time :D

@spoobini 9 місяців тому

Large commercial boilers being 2 million btus isnt uncommon. Homeboy forgot just how big buildings are

@Mr_Saxon 9 місяців тому

You never fail to impress me, man. I sub to a lot of channels but you're one of the few that I immediately check out when a new video shows up.

@ThatDudeLarzFoo-ah 9 місяців тому

I’m the same. Even tho he’s from a different nation. I too am subscribed to this blokes UKposts station. Matter fact, Sometimes I’ll even postpone watching his latest rhyme creation. That way I can guarantee the eventual feeling of a joyful sensation. Good times can be rare so I’ve got to mete the rations, take note; that’s what we in the business call delayed gratification. 🎤 😂

@drv3973 8 місяців тому

every time i watch your videos, it's like witnessing the greatest magic trick ever. i'm astonished every time.

@schwarzie2478 9 місяців тому

Somehow doing commentary about people in the audience to their faces was way more impressive then random subjects, nicely done

@4TheExec 8 місяців тому

This guy's ah boss!

@OrrynUbert 9 місяців тому

That went harder than necessary and I’m here for it. Keep up the awesome work!!

@ThatDudeLarzFoo-ah 9 місяців тому

That’s not what she said. 😂Lol

@Lovlee33161 8 місяців тому

I was not expecting this. UKposts brought me here. And I’m pleased. 😂

@sas_za6305 8 місяців тому

HOW did he do that.??? Amazing

@planttheseed2129 8 місяців тому

What's up, British Edward Norton. Loved your acting in Primal Fear.

@pilgrim985 8 місяців тому

I use to work with a guy that did this type of impromptu at a nightclub. I went to see his gig one night and he was amazing! Watching this reminded of that time. This guy is hilarious!

@papuce2 9 місяців тому

How can improvised rap be so funny at the same time?! :D Perfect!

@DAGBEAVER1995 9 місяців тому

Top tier rhyming every time, kudos!

@timetokillslapp 8 місяців тому

Where? This is the cringiest shit I've ever seen

@johart309 8 місяців тому

-....so...whats your shows like? -8th mile but friendly funny

@yrtepgold Місяць тому

It's just 8 mile. Don't try to make it proper English.

@conservativemovement 8 місяців тому

AMAZING!!!!

@niklasbruder1896 8 місяців тому

That was a fcking badass performance, so dope! I love it 🔥

@jahigains9201 8 місяців тому

Well that was mad impressive and hilarious.

@martinstuvland8620 9 місяців тому

Man. You, Randy Feltface and beardyman are some of the few people I'd love to watch live! I really like complexity, nuances and wordplay. And like to think I'm fairly decent at thinking critically. And here you are rapping about anything and everything, in a current and historical coherent manner. Balancing self-deprecation with roasting audiences left and right. From the top of your head to boot! You really are remarkably talented and underrated. Take care, man. Greetings from Norway.

@ThatDudeLarzFoo-ah 9 місяців тому

Well said. I concur with your sentiments 💯 percent. Hey how’s the weather in Norway? What do You folks do for fun? What’s the average cost of rent? As for me, I’m from the States. United by our plethora of amend-a-ments. Thinking of moving. We’ve been divided, spurred on by national dissent. Sorry for over sharing, need hvac service for my faulty vent. Lol 🎙

@vince-1337 9 місяців тому

It would be awesome to see electro beats of Beardyman with Chris rapping talent

@martinstuvland8620 9 місяців тому

@@vince-1337 Ohhhhh! Good one! Agreed 🤌

@PhilWilkinsonMusic 8 місяців тому

😂 Genius! The raps always have me crying.

@lifeisgood4519 8 місяців тому

Dude KILLED IT! 🔥

@philosophyman 9 місяців тому

I think the title of this video is the funniest thing

@breakinghabits_II 8 місяців тому

Absolutely outstanding… Genius , even!

@1xm_mx1 8 місяців тому

Excellent free style, bro! Bravo!

@DannyByWest 9 місяців тому

This guy is so very underrated!!

@williamalexander7481 9 місяців тому

I adore your crowd work. I hope i can see you live one day.

@armandotesta2142 8 місяців тому

Very talented! This is amazing!

@mrakaflame 8 місяців тому

what an absolute unit, so well done!

@PWIZZLE7 8 місяців тому

he roasted the 2M BTUs girl 😂

@denisekay4292 8 місяців тому

LoL 😅😂 genuinely made me laugh!!!

@therealjordiano 8 місяців тому

This is so incredibly skillful, amazing stuff, can't believe its possible to do this on the fly

@gitman3486 8 місяців тому

Either dude has a preternatural talent or has some crazy earpiece setup going on

@lukewood2662 8 місяців тому

Damn, alright. That was legit.

@jamesc5801 8 місяців тому

Damn the rap was great as always but what really impressed me is the quick wit! Well played

@skreppeknekker 8 місяців тому

Holy shit, this is amazing

@andee8906 8 місяців тому

There are some people we stumble upon in the INTERNETS that just utterly deserve a like and a subscribe... possibly tickets if theyre in town.

@PlanetJigobotTV 8 місяців тому

I've been following you Chris since you had braces on bro. Still hilarious 😂

@BruceKarrde 8 місяців тому

I mean ... woman goes into engineering and could calculate everything in the room. However, she decides to become a salesperson. More comfortable in the office chair than plants.

@benvella1728 8 місяців тому

There was an awkward moment between tbe crowd work and the rap but god damn he wrapped it up tight!

@johnsmith-ik8il 8 місяців тому

She's a sales person, not an engineer.

@ChrisJohn2279xxl 8 місяців тому

She said she installs, not sells, which also doesn't necessarily make her an engineer. However, because of that combination it could be that she's a Refridgeration Mechanical Tech with the Canadian Forces. Their officers are the engineers proper, but as they all belong to the Engineer branch they collectively call themselves engineers. I know I'm making an assumption, but it would be consistent with what she said especially because she happens to be with a Water Tech, which is also a trade within the Canadian Forces Engineer branch. I could also be right out of 'er.

@mrtangents6969 9 місяців тому

Good as always Chris. I think its great that you divert from your original style of videos occasionally

@clarkE111 8 місяців тому

That... was incredible!

@CrazyLikeChris 9 місяців тому

Oh i like this format. Rapping of the crowwork feels more personal

@HandSolitude 8 місяців тому

The lady that sells HVAC is a salesman not an engineer.

@eragonwjfn 8 місяців тому

That's talent right there.

@99cya 9 місяців тому

Oh yeah thats a great format you found. Awesome!

@thesoundpurist 8 місяців тому

Whoa, he improvised like that?

@lachlanmcvey7885 9 місяців тому

Dj tried to stitch him up but failed.

@adrianmcgachie 8 місяців тому

You never fail to impress me and make me laugh heartily! Such smiles!

@tytn5541 8 місяців тому

How did he come up with all that? I will always believe the best comedians have the fastest most clever brains. I couldn’t come up with that if you gave me hours

@mreverybody1150 8 місяців тому

They would have been in the 'flow' state where the subconscious mind is taking over.

@pcarter1989 9 місяців тому

This shit will go down in history.

@LaDoumaille 9 місяців тому

Tooooooo strong !

@ThatDudeLarzFoo-ah 9 місяців тому

That’s not what she said last night. 😉😂❤

@Ryan-wx1bi 9 місяців тому

Water quality technologist... Why do I assume that's someone who checks the PH of pools.

@AllEy3s0nMe 9 місяців тому

They clean drinking water and process waste water

@rawneae9225 8 місяців тому

ayo that was impressive! Not just the crowd work, but the memory, the bars, the flow...S Tier

@Qui86 9 місяців тому

Wow. I love that beat drop at the end, that was pro artist lassic Eminem style!

@dynamicgecko1213 9 місяців тому

That was some entertaining performance my guy 👍🏻

@Mikediszel 8 місяців тому

That was actually very impressive

@coquifrog 8 місяців тому

Incredible talent on the wordsmithing. I was super impressed by your talent and practiced skill.

@supermanny73 8 місяців тому

This man is sick!

@OhBenE2 9 місяців тому

Caution: sitting in the front row may be hazardous to your health.

@Britneybeesh 9 місяців тому

Seeing men be men, dAy-umn!!! And a lady in the trades. It really is my favorite life I can remember. LOVE you, too!

@jimmyjimmy7240 8 місяців тому

That's kind of sad, and the story for so many people. Don't do what you love, do what gets you more stuff, to fill the void. And we wonder why we report having lower levels of meaning, purpose, and connections in our lives.

@bigdave2073 8 місяців тому

Dude, that is NUTS 😮

@abovetheroses-3799 8 місяців тому

Very witty - cheers

@BlackIce420 8 місяців тому

Bars🔥🔥🔥

@kevinpritchard3592 8 місяців тому

OK that was just nuts lol.

@janhunter360 9 місяців тому

Absolutely brilliant, as they'd say in the UK! OMG its catchy, I can't stop rhyming now!

@infinityinfinityinfi 8 місяців тому

Wow. Dude, you are razor sharp 🪒😂😂😂😂

@flytoheights1 8 місяців тому

Wow! The rap 🔥🔥🔥

@axl1002 8 місяців тому

lol he's Bill Bailey #2

@redbrown7355 8 місяців тому

WTH did I just witness!!? This bloke is DOPE!!! And he made up Barz on the spot? Talented fr fr.

@SrChatty 8 місяців тому

AMAZING!!! 😁😁👏👏👍👍

@wowwhataworld.9590 8 місяців тому

Amazing

@michaelobrien5910 8 місяців тому

very very cleverness Haven't seen this guy for a while. Still remember when he had a "mouth full of stigma"

@TheBrohomie 9 місяців тому

killer exits

@1975normal 8 місяців тому

Very nice set

@danielthompson8784 8 місяців тому

The way this guy comes up with shit on the spot like this is crazy. I’d fuckin blank on my own name in front of a crowd like that lol

@grahamsiebring5227 8 місяців тому

Mind blowing

@jilow 8 місяців тому

Super impressive.

@sc3639 8 місяців тому

wow so good!!

@slayrisk 8 місяців тому

16 mile right there!

@dirtycasual3094 8 місяців тому

Holy 💥

@Mhatter12 8 місяців тому

The best freestyle

@NATURAL-D2 9 місяців тому

Insane.

@harryprice208 9 місяців тому

Still waiting for the C-Turner and H-Mack collab!

@coprophagichobo2377 9 місяців тому

“Remember kids, you can be racist, sexist, and homophobic as long as your funny.” - Martin Luther King.Jr/Yoda

@WarpstormChronicles 8 місяців тому

Wow that rap at the end!

@davewhite5901 8 місяців тому

Superb 👏

@Alientcp 8 місяців тому

Oh wow. That was ummm, unexpected. Good job.

@malcolmdeboo3794 8 місяців тому

Geezers funny with skills

@ensidfkgnur 7 місяців тому

Parallel processing! Taking input, comprehending, memorizing, searching for potential rhymes and connections, all while continuing to communicate with the audience. Hmmm, can't help but think THAT kind of brainpower might be put to some kind of use to make tons of money. Anyway, great work!