When you hit a large lottery

The fuck are you talking about? This game has been dead for years. This is like dad bringing milk when you're literally in the hospital on life support.

@@ChaosBW thanks for your opinion

Last year, dad brought chocolate milk Delicious, Delectable, Half Life Chocolate Milk

Not if you play anything other than CS:GO or DOTA. TF2 is chained up emaciated in the basement

Dude I just slapped my face, I'm not sleeping

This day didn't happen. We've dreamt for so long we're starting to actually see it. Help.

@@3adir_ The warpaint skins look like a kindergarden competition winners

CS:GO finally had the Jungle Inferno update, meaning it'll be another thousand or so days before they get another one

@@NBAGOAT-gg2pk me too

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they still not gonna do anything

This aged like the finest wine

@@hotboot2382 no it didnt

Red spy are haters lok

Red gabe at the base

Forget heavy, we need a bot update

@@somerguy3527 sad heavy noises

KILL CSGO KILL CSGO! Bring back the king tf2

@@supergirlpyro5705 they can coexist

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@@fatudaru3003 I just got CSGOrolled

@@supergirlpyro5705 no

after 9 year of development hopefully it's worth the weight

@@XnonXte wait* lol

Yeah and the operation pass costs like the base game in 2012 + all operations combined. 😡

Haha funny because game is dead

@@olred6960 i know i was mocking ppl who would say that

VALVE: releasing alyx WITHOUT disks Rostik Gonchar: *GOES THROUGH alot of hard work to get the game on disks for years ye t it still is NOT ON DISK*

geometry dash players: first time?

Cyberpunk 2077 playera : gonna take 10 years or so , should be fine

tf2 players: you guys are getting updates?

Update? Oh yes... Update. That was what they used to call it. You may call me TF2 the Unsupported. And I come to you now at the turn of the obsolescence.

Pac man : You guys is getting updated?

Once every decade or so

NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear nacho

It's literally been years Everytime I try to play this game there's only 3 other people online Talk about poking a dead horse

No you do not

A valve made cinematic trailer is a rarity

Jungle Inferno 2

@@a_literal_crow But never 3

@@jammydodger3 Jungle Inferno 2 Episode 2

@@Mr.SM2939OLD Jungle Inferno 2 Episode Alyx

Wake up

YES

@@UCgx7OseCrundqkE8oEVeobg u haven't played the game? Wtf.

@@UCgx7OseCrundqkE8oEVeobg Bruh, I'm talking about TF2, not CS:GO...

@@UCgx7OseCrundqkE8oEVeobg Then how you haven't heard of Heavy? Lmao

@@pleqq._ shhh he is a redditor

Tf2 9 year development it's worth ti Play How about cyberpunk well its buggy

Time Make To Revolotion Update !

how about half life 3 and gta 6 being both dead

@@4storyboss it's half theft auto 3 man lol

@@Jar3xe would be a cool idea half life becoming an open-world game

don't do em like that 😂

We got one last year?

Foodydinosaur just be happy a new operation is out

only two haha

so much worse there are no csgo content uploaded on valve channel except the trailer

Junglish inferno

well Pyro's everywere

Let’s hope csgo doesn’t go down the same path

Hey, we waited 3 years too you know.

@@bawower8905 69 years is remaining for hoovy update anti bot update.

Updates: removed sniper. Sad

@@bawower8905 TF2 community has to endure three years of bots. How about on your side?

@@milestone1719 Cheaters and spinbotters are pretty much a thing on CS:GO matchmaking. Even in competitive with Prime status.

Zats alotta damage.

"AHhahahaha ohohoh *sniff* haha"

It cost 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds meet the heavy

@@frostgen yeah no shit sherlock

@@Jarmey984 well tbf someone did ask

Well yes but actually no

That's 18mb more than usual.

@@wta1518 that's 1 update more than usual

ur not engineer gaming tho

69th like noice

This comment made me cry

tf2 is dead

@@katatastrofa6136 no at all.

@@andrew_ohyara dead as hell

@@katatastrofa6136 nope.

I need half life turret from workshop

I was a 69th like LOL

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@@fatudaru3003 ?

@@fatudaru3003 left you a reply. :)

"I didnt understand it"

@@jebus2370 So you haven't heard about tf2

@@iclixp1.023 it was a lazypurple joke bruh

@@jebus2370 yes

@@iclixp1.023 what?

Almost

No if valve cannot made discs alyx hes cannot made nev game

Yep that’s gonna take a lot of mods though! They would need to resign the playermodels and they would also have to port Tf2 maps in! Not to mention they would have to swap the weapons in with tf2 weapons instead of counter strike weapons! That’s gonna take a lot of work

@@supergirlpyro5705 You're so funny don't you

@@user-uv4lj3jp6x Dude, disc alyx isn't a game. And also they can still make new games.

Same here.

Valve: *makes a tf2 update* TF2 Community: *crying from happiness after 3 years*

it will never happen my dude

Hl3?

ok

furry does not have right to speak.

@@Volskerch yes

Valve keeps buying Pepperidge farm cookies so that it will remain secret.

Valve please update tf2 on xbox

@@thereelingredhead6276 Microsoft wanted updates to be paid content, valve didn't want that and therefor can't update the console versions

What?

@@flamingstorm9820 yea

@@salatsaft yea?

Well, last time they did a jungle update it was the last major update for tf2....

@@Lexan_YT yea

It is technically Jungle Inferno 2. But for CS;GO

Operation Political so fucking correct!

counter fortress 2 confirmed?

VAlve: trying to make alyx disks*

VAlve please give just ujse disk uupdate or something, please

They upgraded to S2FM 5 years ago for Dota.

@@kerbonaut2059 Didn't S2FM just come out in 2020 though?

m.ukposts.info/have/v-deo/bpp8o6ehgGaatYk.html

Valve uses a different version which is only available to them and is better than the public one.

@@phalanxHH WE NEED IT

2% is about Gaben

tell him about tf2

@@omarmohamedfarouk4157 oh...

Hey wait a minute I’m sucribed to u

@@pigminy what?

I want an update so my medigun can heal new people....😥

*Cries on Jungle Inferno

Me to kid me to :’(

Cries in only console*

After spy vs engie update

True

Explain please

Yep

@@turpasauna2739 he means that they never released half life 3 and all we got was a vr prequel which nobody wanted and most of us can’t play it cause some of us can’t afford vr

@@supergirlpyro5705 Yeah dont know about that nobody wanted.

Yes its right

Half life 2.9.1.3.42.2.4.3.2.293.4.2.1 confirmed

Half-Life: Alyx 2

@@lIlIlIlI-gs2qx no Half life 2.7182818284590452353602874713526624977572470936999595749669676277240766303535475945713821785251664274

No no I bet its half life:RPG

no its gonna be half life card game

no.. till 2023

Make that 2021 :)

@@lambda2657 poorly aged comments

@@Hugouuz hehe indeed my man

They should also rerelease Csgo and tf2 on disks. Since nobody wants to use steam to play this. All use disks

@RDR2 fan Mario

@RDR2 fan I know that reference

@Destroyer Oh cool it's Princess Peach from titanfall 2

@@lordbutnit4450 True

same lol

same

Saame

yooo

same

A Alyx disc release would be even even cooler dawg!

Yep

*Pokes TF2 with a stick* Cmon... Do something...

COME ON TF2 DONT KEEP ME WAITING HERE!!

No zrób coś

m.ukposts.info/have/v-deo/bpp8o6ehgGaatYk.html

Lol more like every year a new operation

@@RodinRaskol yeah lol dont be so sad,its not like valve treat csgo like tf2 where they update it every 4 years

@@Leuncakk yeah,but that's sad because this game have a lot of cheaters need quick updates:(

@@OsmanliEdits as if tf2 not suffering the same thing,it has so many cheat bots look it up

@@Leuncakk yeah u right too

Sad but true

Same it’s gonna be so good

I am from the future, it will come at the same day that HL3 will

@@davisdf3064 so never?

@@rajkolandon5113 You will know it just in time, don't worry :)

it will never happen

@@durp9151 BUT will alyx disks happen?

It will never happen.

@@joshkoster2851 I know I shouldn't get my hopes up but I'm still hopeful for a new update.

@@a_literal_crow apparently they actually have planned updates for TF2! GabeN said so himself.

@@Garbo_trashcan don’t get your hopes up, remember this is valve we’re talking about they’ve lied before they’ll do it again. Plus he never “officially” confirmed the updates because he was in a private interview so it was never “announced”. Sadly i dont know what will happen to tf2.

I wish. Because Tf2 has no Indian players, so it just gets wayy more fun. I mean csgo is dope too but the Indians just ruin it

Lmao true

Oh i see Dreamer

Imagine having a Machina Godlike while taking a shit

@@f.b.i.5929 can rel8

Yep

Prizrak, you are russian? :)

Also it's very unsettling because it looks like a fortnite skin

It's funny because that T skin was in the concept arts some years before today.

@@ee-oo1tv combine with payday for me

Just like Payday 2. The Heat mask is also in that game.

Ahahahaaaaa.... no

Nobody cares all want Alyx disks

Update: sadly it didn’t happen 😭

Totally!

Jungle inferno was 3 years ago bro

"9 years in development, we hope you enjoyed the wait"

So we still got bot problem

@@spy4969 at this point, valve servers are infested with them. Community servers are the way to go.

Really sad..

It's 13 years old, an update would be nice but I just want a new game at this point

It is not bad as the people who waits for another portal game

Yeah, most Valve subs are TF2 players. They are way too optimistic to expect updates. Don't get me wrong, TF2 is a cool game and everything but cheaters are massive in there and same thing happens in CSGO, that's why I don't play both games that often or not as much as I did years ago.

Yeah, we're hopeless here

yeah its the jungle inferno update remember?

@@trixATT oh yes , forgot about that

Valve please update tf2 on xbox

@@thereelingredhead6276 and on ps3

@@thereelingredhead6276 why would they update a 10 year old version of the game? also the game is two console gens behind

we dont actually know if its ever coming out, but at least we have hope

There was already a Heavy Update in 2008

*literally any game gets even the slightest of patch

@@tomcat_1484 why can't we get a fucking bot patch! We just want to play the game without 8000 fucking waffen ss bots.

Why do you think that?

I don't think so

The engineer ain't engihere. Just like a major update for TF2 in 3 YEARS

And Tf2 got an update today too, which is pretty neat

@Clint Orris It’s bad.

@@fattburger6801 How?

They binging anime and eat borgor sometimes update cs go

Fans of hl2: give for us half life 3 plis

m.ukposts.info/have/v-deo/bpp8o6ehgGaatYk.html

What do you mean you seen this one? It's brand new!

@@dylanroemmele906 FOOL

they also should add Louis

lol i thought she looked familiar

Finally someone mention it. Honestly it wouldn't be a bad idea if Valve happens to add the rest of the L4D survivors.

where bill

add the tank

Never has been

Its The CSGO Jungle Inferno

(TF2)

If Valve really makes TF3 my life will be worth livin

the heavy update

Portal 3?

And thats fact !

i dont but i thing inferno update sick thats happens too de javu of team fortress 2 2017 Jungle İnferno Update ! :-D X-D My İdea Valve Doesnt Care About Csgo Too İ thing ! i dont but July 2021 Update Coming Soon About Team Fortress 2 !

Scout

Scout

Demoman

Spy

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if only

Fuck valve! They treat Csgo as the good girl! Even though tf2 is clearly the good girl here! Fuck CSGO! Good girl tf2!

@@supergirlpyro5705 because clearly csgo gets more players than TF2 as usual, like, I’m not against TF2 or even their fans, but i think that csgo gets updates, because of how many people plays it everyday.

@@mikail8670 yep and this just shows how valve only care about there games with the most players because they make them more money! They only care about the games that earn them the most money and they don’t care about there other games that don’t earn as much money as the others

@@supergirlpyro5705 because they make games for money. no one cares about your tf2

yeah, i cant wait for the heavy update too!