hahahaha

He literally doesnt care lmao

That smile 2:56 hahaha omg love this sam she is such a cutie

XD

Did you intentionally not use the word "kamikaze" because he's Asian?

Haha initially we actually had all the little skits removed from editing as we thought it would distract from the jokes themselves. But then decided to leave them in.

he is a natural comic. He's going to be a star.

asian is racest🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

Wouldn't be half as good without the outtake bits!

@@RXbee2 haha okay good, because there's a lot of outake bits in the upcoming episode with alan this weekend.

agree if you look closer he gets his most laughs betweeen the actual jokes with delivery and persona. he mastered that way more than the others

I know, right?

Everyone loves her lol she's the best ❤

Non romantically speaking, she's just cute as a button

@@austinmiller6852while also having the darkest sense of humor

these two are the perfect combo lol

Haha was pretty damn good hey

Nah, you mean without the shirt

I was done at that point. Absolutely dissolved. I think I scared the cat.

I agree I come back to this video periodically just for that moment it never fails to make me laugh

I feel like the only way he coulda made it better would hav even to say “Like me”

He is.

yeah the dad jokes need this dude tho

​@@Eka-z3r0😊wssqq€2€

I don’t get how you keep score? Just cuz she laughtinto her hands its still a laugh…she laughed literally every time and sometimes twice in one

Alan doesn't need to tell dad jokes. Dad jokes tell Alan.

Lookin good 47

🙂

Lookin good 47

Stretch marks? 😂😂😂

@@tay6900 Dude rocks it like it's no thing. That's true confidence.

@@bkcalvine Yh I get you. Just caught me off guard is all

That tummy though

@@christopherhall619 Again, confidence trumps all.

Haha Alan is on another level

@@yeahmadtv could you please match Alan against Steph? From what I've seen Steph is quite a strong contender when it comes to holding her laughter in and keeping a straight face. Poor Sam here was dying against Alan. There were so many times when she could barely hold it together 🤣

Calm down it was funny...

I don't get what's funny when his diary says his granddad couldn't attend Christmas dinner coz of Covid. Is it the fact that he's reading the wrong notes?

@@anandkrishnans9601 its a trap! You set your opponent's guards off by giving her a boring line. When she gets confused and ask about it thats when you hit her hard with a punchline.

xd

They will definitely be back 😂

​@@yeahmadtv but it could just be just a lightning in a bottle

Agreed😁

​@@yeahmadtvget the man something else or offer options. Not everybody can do the same liquors

@@yeahmadtv Alan is a legend!

She has the sweetest lough ignition

Truly it is

Dude if you are simp just said it💀

Dude if you are a simp just say it💀

@@user-yt6gr7no8w what ever happened to the good old days when a woman's beautiful smile is complimented and encouraged instead of being chastised and ridiculed. Your little brain washed attitude towards paying a compliment just goes to show how far this system has gotten you. Try to grow up a little faster, use big people words, and give a woman a compliment as a gentleman without thinking you're crossing some sort of line. I truly hope you realize how childish your view is and grow out of this trance you're in.

@@user-yt6gr7no8wbro had to say it twice 💀

He's witty af mate haha

*improv lol

​@@freedum5no, its impromptu

Thanks for the kind words legend!

As long as Alan didn't die from tequila related complications

@@ProjectMATHEWlol

😂The 6th Joke was the Unstable smile idk what's that hahahah

Thanks mate, you will def see more of them in the future.

Same

The same here but from Instagram 🖐️🤣😂

Did exactly the same thing

@@yeahmadtv What happened to the newest video? ? i was just watching the premiere and suddenly the video was set to private and i cant continue to watch it.....

If he only did that joke after he took his shirt off.

Can someone explain it to me? I'm not as good in engilsh so I didn't get it

@@ArtemKabylinskiy I'll try to explain to the best of my ability. In some English speaking countries "could've", "would've" and "should've" spoken in slang terms as "coulda" "woulda" "shoulda". In the joke he rhymed Buddha with those words. Meaning joke is "wonder if Monks think, Buddha could've... Would've"

@@SSmitar so the slang part I actually did know. And so get the rhyme part. Though, the joke behind those words is still unclear. I guess it is based on Buddha's almightyness and if he only wanted he coulda and woulda make it. Something like that

@@ArtemKabylinskiy no, joke is entirely on the rhyme part as no Monk would say it like that. (or that's how I understood it) And Dad jokes can be entirely hit or miss as they can be quite context specific.

😂😂

we all fell in love in the "bamboo" one... she warned it was dangerous though

@@Tegustamifrankfurt yes bambouu indeed!

Simp alert

@@JohnSmith-qi6pm whoa, someone's been watching too much "sigma male" or mgtow content lately.

hahaha thought no one would notice

​@@yeahmadtv honestly every party needs a man, like Andrew. Just giving happy and good vibes!

I was wondering if that was him with the booming laugh at the "grandpa addicted to viagara" joke and if Alan looked straight at him at the punchline lol

@@crazywhirlwind it wasn’t Andrew haha it was Matt 😅

Its on purpose so they laugh ezer

Alan is the best and it isn't close. Sam is just the most attractive.

Repeating it wouldn't have had any class.

Underrated comment

Buddha was from Indian subcontinent(he was born in lumbini), not China or other northern Asiatic countries. He is depicted as having facial features similar to a chinese man or other similiar versions because from india it spread to China and eventually European traders on silk route spread it from there. #JustStatingFacts

Thanks mate, means a lot! 🥺

Full name of both these??

​@@arghamaz Darude Sandstorm

Thanks legend! def more of these two coming. Where in the world are you watching from?

@@yeahmadtv Sri Lanka 🇱🇰

Yeah I love her laugh n smile she lights up the place

​@@yeahmadtv India

Yep, that's what I thought, at the end she's in her face like, where are you going without my number?

@@joseiriarte1982 Simply because you make a girl laugh, especially in a "you laugh you lose" setting, doesn't mean she's interested in dating you. You're so weird.

Who is andreww

@@_ranaahh_ Andrew Hamilton, another comic sitting closeby

Thanks for the love mate!

hahahahaha

😂😂😂

Mostly warm and it goes up your head. If you not let lose like she did, it can be steessful

Haha especially with vodka

Yeah, who isn't allergic to alcohol?

Why was the allergic tequila funny?

​@@closceballoss759 cause he's lying jjust to make Sam laughs. He has done many tequilla shots before this in other dad joke matches. So everyone knows he's joking.

She needs all the points she can get.

Welcome to America,.. no wait..

Yeah, they’re two coworkers and they’re judging for themselves whether they deserve to drink, so I think she’s going easy on herself and he knows it and they’re just being professionals 😆 All in good fun

Meh it's no problem male vs female alcohol metabolism, evens it out.

@@GRAYgauss Hold on bruh he Asian 😂

Glad you're watching the content and enjoying it! 😂

Matt

haha another one coming this Sunday!

Definitely more coming!

Haha thanks for liking the content. We'll be dropping content daily on tiktok, and then full length clips every Sunday at 8pm AEST

Same, just found this channel an hour ago

@@dailysandwich4838 haha thanks legends

Would love to see more shorts about you. That's how I found you. I'm definitely not willing to download tiktok since there are to many stupid sometimes even dangerous trends toxicity and more going viral on tiktok.

😂

I don't get it. Can anyone explain it for people like me plz?

@@seowonkim7287 viagra is a drug that makes your peepee go up. So the original joke was “no one is taking harder than my grandma” which means that the grandma is taking the hard peepee of grandpa. But he changed grandma to “me” so now it’s a dark pedophile joke.

@@seowonkim7287 This joke is also in this channel shorts were he said "no one is taking it harder than my grandma" and instead of " me ".

Dude this is the best compliment haha

Alan and Abby are in their 20's but the rest are your age.

haha thanks mate, glad you enjoyed it.