why did i think nicki minaj had a lyric about foam fingers wtf

Should've gotten Bang as a sponsor for this vid. They clearly don't care about sponsored videos making their product look worse.

This should’ve been titled “Big Bang theory”

The bang ceo is just a man who turned 17 and thought “Yes. This is the apex of human development. I shall just be 17, professionally, into my 60’s.”

In case anyone was curious, Bangs have about 300 mg of caffeine. The recommended daily maximum is 400 mg. A cup of coffee is about 90 mg and a monster is usually 150 or 180 mg which is high for a lot of energy drinks…

Now Danny’s gotta make a third channel where he likes to get a little stricter, a little meaner, and a little harsh. He also likes to drink Bang on this channel.

The CEO looks like that dad that asks his daughters friends if theyre 18 yet while walking around shirtless.

judging by some of the comments, danny's review, and the crazed look in the ceo's eyes, id wager money that the main ingredient in bang is just straight up cocaine

bro, danny staring into the camera when he was explaining how he’s in another universe is so funny. i’m shitting plants

The ceo is pretty terrifying. Like if he was walking behind me I would definitely cross the street

Nicki Minaj: Phone rangin’ he slangin’ Danny Minaj: Foam fanger he slangin’

15:39 unironically, a great example of what sensory overload and auditory processing problems sound like

"It tastes pretty good so I don't wanna stop drinking it, but I also-" **long concerned stare** "Alright well-"

You forgot the worst part: the CEO claimed that Bang could cure a BUNCH of diseases and stuff like Alzheimer's and Parkinson's. He's absolutely crazy.

I love how Danny’s criteria for if something is popular is if he’s seen it at his local Target

I drank a bang because of this video and had exploding diarrhea for like two hours. My back hurted like hell and I almost pooped my pants. 10/10 Really great detox i feel like my guts are rearranged since then. Thanks Danny now i can fly

My best friend is an avid Bang drinker, and I can tell you from experience that Bang actually does turn you into a walking advertisement.

The legal loophole, is the fact that they are paying influencers for "product placement" and not ads. Thats why influencers arent mentioning or saying anything about the bang at all -- because its not an ad, its product placement in a "normal" video.

Danny: this bang ain’t shit 20 minutes later Danny: I feel like I’m on another plane of existence

Something tells me the CEO used to be a cocaine dealer till he figured out how to produce the same results legally

0:23 This aged well If you don’t know, Bang is in bankruptcy because they were sued by Monster. One of the reasons was that Bang lied that their product was healthier than other companies.

This video is a banger

danny is drifting dangerously close to actual investigative journalism

I typically don't react to caffeine strongly, to the extent that I could drink half a pot of coffee and go take a nap immediately after. Even Monster doesn't make me anxious, just makes me feel more present in the moment. My dad, a massive energy drink enthusiast, left half a can of Bang in my truck after he rode with me, and I figured I'd try it. I finished off the five or six ounces he left in the can, and sat on the couch to read a book. Within twenty minutes, I was panicking, on the verge of an anxiety attack. Keep in mind, the house was quiet, and I was READING A BOOK. Anyways, Bang is no joke, and I don't trust the secret ingredient whatsoever. If I can take ADHD stimulant medication regularly and never feel anxiety as a result, why would a half-drank shitty energy drink cause me to hyperventilate and cry for two hours??

One time I drank a bang and it literally made me cry

The CEO looks like he’s wearing someone else’s skin and it’s like slowly falling off

They are exploiting a loophole in FCC guidelines where if they never mention “bang energy” or say the word “bang” they don’t need to specify that the videos are sponsored ads. That’s the reason why all these videos awkwardly feature bang energy drinks but no one mentions it, acknowledges it, or has any talking points about it.

the first time i drank a bang i felt like my body was moving faster than my brain. it was insane

The little boy of bangs owners went to my school he played the sports and was a normal kid, but then his parents would show up fully clothed in their brand. I could only imagine the embarrassment that he felt.

I bet the reason they can’t say “bang” in the ads has something to do with the reason why they don’t have to tell people it’s an ad

Judging by how the CEO looks like, the main ingredient of Bang is cocaine.

When he said he was only 1/4 through the can and already felt like he was on another planet that was so relatable! These drinks should probably be illegal because you definitely feel like you're high by the time you finish one.

there's something about the earnest, childlike magical thinking of "dang, that must be how they get it to taste so good, those cans are havin' fun" that made my day XD

Why does Danny's hair look better than usual in this one?

I was hoping this whole thing was a Bang Ad, woulda caught me off guard entirely

I’ve worked in gyms primarily, and yeah Bang has a cult-like following, makes you vibrate 9x your normal frequency, and tastes like liquid candy. It almost became like a currency on the weight room floor, a bang black market if you will. And I once drank two in an hour before work and proceeded on with my shift from the hyperspace dimension. We’d steal cans from each other it was like the Wild West for a minute. Damn now I want one lol

the idea of a military guy saying over the radio “aight kill ‘em” is hilarious to me

Seems dirty. I'm guessing it's their loophole workaround on FTC guidelines, if they never directly promote the drink, then maybe no disclosure is required for the endorsement?

The CEO looks like a 60 year old frat boy that misses his younger years so he throws on a backwards cap and hangs around high schools and attends every football game to try and relive his glory days. I can pretty much guarantee he owns a motorcycle and/or a speed boat and most definitely has a trans am.

The "concert" scenes were filmed at Turning Point USA, one of the largest right-wing conferences. The CEO was also a massive donor to Trump. I know there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, but when a company makes their politics that blatant (especially politics that are so actively leaning toward fascism), folks might want to reconsider supporting them.

2:15 I am absolutely miffed that Danny did not take the opportunity to say "That's enough bang for his buck". How could you Danny.

I wouldn't trust a company where the CEO looks like the living embodiment of a desperate mid-life crisis.

Bang Influencers should be called "Bangers". Bang Music should not

I had a bang once. I went to gym an hour later and felt like if I didn't run around like a maniac, I'd die. But that happens whenever I drink any energy drink. When gym ended, my stomach hurt and then an hour later I was extremely hungry, which only further convinced me it was made of pure drugs. 1/10, just drink a monster instead, they're a lot better and healthier (relatively)

I drank bang because of this video and it felt like my organs were melting

I’ll see you next year, too. 😊

Bang is literally liquid meth. I had a can and I had the unstoppable urge to bake cookies and i just couldn’t stop myself

I drank a full bang on an empty stomach and I felt like my skin was burning and tingling inside and out. I was noticeably shaking too

"Health conscious' doesn't bang have four warning labels on it?

Bang energy sounds like a fake company in a Disney movie that overtakes the future world

i can’t believe danny didn’t point out that the nicki minaj lyrics he was saying is from the song “bang bang”

13:54 ironic that song's called bang bang

6:07 I sort of envy these dudes ability to not care about anything or feel embarrassed cause i could NEVER

The legal loophole is just them not saying the product name

The Bang CEO wringing his sweat into the cans has the same energy as Cosmo wringing his socks into the lemonade in Fairly OddParents

For those who don't know- CoQ10 is a coenzyme that your body naturally makes that has to do with turning food into energy and fights free radicals (particles that damage cells). It's usually taken as a supplement to help with metabolism and heart things and it's also supposed to make exercise more beneficial. I only know all of this cause I take it for my migraines lol- it's actually a very useful little part of your life you've just never noticed or heard of. One of those things you don't pay attention to until you don't get enough

I counted all the times you said “bang” and wow 104 times! that’s about 1 bang every 20 sec.

The dad avoiding the bang energy drink was like when you open a card with money in it but pretend you only care about the card and don’t even see the money

plot twist: this is secretly an advertisment for bang.

If you’ve ever heard bang by AJR, then you know that everytime he says Bang, there’s a gunshot sound, now I know why

freshman year of college i had to drink a bang every night to fall asleep and that’s when i realized the adhd was going too far

The ceo of bang looks exactly how I would imagine him to look lmao

All bang marketing has such “hello, fellow kids” energy

I'd just like to say that the first (and only) time I had a bang energy, my heart rate and blood pressure were so high that I actually called my mom to tell her I think I might have a heart attack. I was up the entire night just sitting there hoping I wouldn't die lmao

You're right on the reasoning behind the name, I drank two in like three hours once and felt like I was gonna explode

the ceo looks like someone who would play a principal in every early 2000s movie ever

I remember once drinking a energy drink with 400 mg of caffeine at a gas station and it gave me hiccups for days. Idk why but it made bang do the same thing to bang I get hiccups from them.

9:44 because they don’t properly say: buy bang energy and just holding it in the camera, I think it is not against any law

I work in the press industry and had the pleasure of talking to the Bang CEO on the phone and email. And let me tell you, he was the rudest, cockiest, most vile piece of crap when he didn't get exactly what he wanted. He had the attitude (and intellect) of a toddler.

Danny doesn’t even know he is now a bang influencer.

I remember when I worked at Walgreens I was immediately caught off guard when when the registered asked for I.D. when I scanned a can of Bang.

This is definitely one of Danny’s best videos lol. I know he said another one was his favorite he’s made (whether that was before or after this one I’m not sure lol) I watched it twice back to back it was just funny as heck and I literally laughed out loud so much (and I’m an emotionless void so I really appreciate it).

The Bang CEO looks like he only eats bang cans as food.

Is the CEO okay. Like- is he okay? Is he holding me hostage?

Fun fact: One can of Bang has 300mg of caffeine. For scale, one regular Monster has 160mg (but does make higher caffeine content) So, you know, completely normal

For anyone curious, a typic can of Bang has 300mg of caffeine, vs Red bull with 80mg

the CEO is built like a class action sexual harassment lawsuit

Everyone: Pornstars Me, an intellectual: Bang Influencers

....." I never thought about that..I guess that is the name of my drink "! Hilarious!!!

That bang experience sounds like one hell of a caffeine overdose. Tbh thanks for warning me, I have migraines, and I have the shakes from drinking just a tad too much coffee sometimes. If i drank a bit of that can I think Id actually get sick and maybe instigate a long term migraine episode.

I think Soylent Bang might be people.

Plot twist: This video is a Bang advertisement and he didn’t disclose it because of their contract

That Christmas picture looks like his wife was like “oh let’s dress all nice and with the kids on Christmas day and take a nice picture!” And he was mad and compromised by wearing pants. 😂

Man your videos are hilarious dawg and I love how you do your ads and your sponsors at the end even thought im not always increased i still listen to it...keep up your good work homie!

danny's hair cut makes him look like those kids that were popular on musically in 2016

Who needs Bang? We all know that la croix is the most popular drink. Ever. Don't look that up.

I drank Bang one time, and I did feel like I was gonna explode lol

13:43 I think that the bang CEO is Nikki Minaj in disguise bc he quotes lyrics from a song called "bang bang" with Jessie J and Ariana grande and the company is called bang...... And he has concerts and music just like nikki....

10 years later and danny still can’t stop drinking radical skadattle

very disappointed Danny’s advertisement wasn’t just him holding a box of Hello Fresh while saying nothing

Judging from this wonderfully orchestrated video essay I can now assume that there is a drink called “BANG” that magically lowers your IQ, makes you rich, and contains addictive substances

Me and my sibling tried a bang once, I took a sip and my heart HURT, and when my sibling tried some their nose started bleeding so-

i think the “legal loophole” is the fact that they never say bang or acknowledge the fact that the can is there

Twist every time Danny says “Bang Energy” he gets one dollar...

Probably need a follow up now they’ve gone belly up

honestly danny, ngl u are one of the few UKpostsrs that make me laugh out loud this hard, in all your vids

birthday cake soda sounds like literally the worst flavor of soda ever

the ceo looks like there is a whole nother person inside him contracting his muscles

I feel so bad, I thought your name was Greg because you say it in the opening part of videos 😂. You’re such a funny and absolutely amazing video sleuth. 3:07 ❤❤ Happy Holidays 2022 Danny!”

i went to curacao this year and was driving around the island with my family and in the butt crack of nowhere there was a huge bang can poster nailed on a light post, like in a country with barely any americans, you cant escape the bang