A man who constantly surrounds himself with bikini-clad models is EXACTLY the man to forbid his own gf, fiancee or wife to wear anything too revealing. You see, he judges all other men by his own standards, and categorised women into those that can be freely objectified and HIS PROPERTY that other men can't get a chance to see too much of because it would harm HIM.

"I'm in the Bang CEO's target age range" is such a terrifying statement but also something I kind of want on a T-shirt

Jack “owoc” is fruit in Polish. _this dudes name is Jackfruit_

Literally so glad the “SAY YES TO THE $LUT” line is a TikTok audio it’s literally my favorite joke

I can't even imagine being that girl's mom and watching her get married to a rude-ass man twice her age.

The sheer relief in her voice when the salesperson asked if she could kick out the husband, sweetheart that ain't it

Her saying "we can't show him this one" is so unbelievably sad. Can't imagine having a fiancé that's so mean that you know he will make you feel bad about the dress you dreamed of for your WEDDING.

Fun fact: according to Google she’s 19x’s richer than he is and is actually a fashion designer. So what the HECK is going on in this store?!?!

She knows exactly what she wants, she said it right up top that she wants a mermaid style dress with no lace, shes literally too *AFRAID OF HIM* to assert herself

Literally though say yes to the dress is all about empowering a woman to look the way SHE wants on her wedding day and fuck everyone else’s opinion and I respect the shit out of that

“well we found a dress she likes but now we need to keep the fiance from throwing a tootsie roll in the punch bowl” WHAT?? LMAOOO SOUTHERN PPL SAY THE FUNNIEST SHIT I LOVE IT

Everyone say it with me: “Adults can be groomed too.”

I like how Danny hears "mermaid gown" and immediately assumes she's in a full blown Ariel tail swimming in an aquarium.

He literally sees women as, "wife material" or "sexual object". Truly transcends time

The fact that Danny made a song to get became a famous tiktok audio but saying a one liner got him it

"Is this a wedding or a BOOBY" is one of the best quotes of all time

Jack seems like the kinda dude to insult his wife and then look around the room for validation

She said she didn't know what she wanted but literally in the clip before she wants mermaid style and she hates lace. It sounds very much like she knows what she wants but she's being manipulated

it's also crazy because none of these dresses are like particularly revealing. like even a "flirty" wedding dress is still a big ass gown that covers most of a woman's body. there really isn't all that much on display

If someone is doing this at your fitting, don't buy a dress. Postpone the wedding and go to couples counseling. This level of control is bordering on abuse and no one with this issue in their relationship should be going straight to marriage. If your fiance is telling you what you can and cannot wear, the relationship is not ready for marriage.

Surprised that the Bang CEO wasn't dressed head to toe in all the red flags he's throwing up.

It's honestly so upsetting when she says that she doesn't know what she likes, she just looks to Jack. I know from experience that this is exactly what happens when you've been in a controlling relationship for a while, you second guess your own likes and dislikes and even when you do know what you want, the fear of it being wrong in their eyes prevents you from making any decisions :(

never fails to shock me when I see someone literally being abused and treated like an object by their significant other in real time, like shit like "he convinced me that I didn't know what I wanted" is the kind of stuff people tell you about AFTER the relationship has ended horribly, ya know😅

“I didn’t know what I liked, what I didn’t like-“ She wanted a sexy mermaid dress with no lace… She knew what she wanted and liked. Maybe she just didn’t know it because she wasn’t being given the chance to even explore her options because of the douche in the room.

Literally this girl is so manipulated by Jack. She can't think for herself, she has to ask for Jack's ideas about her dress. He dresses her! He's so toxic, and it's so sad that she can't see it.

"I'm older than the Bangs CEO's wife?" *Don't worry Danny, we were all shocked about that*

It's not that she doesn't know what she 'wants', it's that she doesn't know what HE wants. He is clearly a misogynistic control freak. The desperation in her voice while trying to figure him out is a small cry for help. She knows what she wants. She doesn't know what she is *allowed* to want, per his standards. I hope she sees this episode, realizes her worth, and takes half his money for the obvious psychic damages he causes by having the worst vibes of any room he walks into.

Did anyone else think it was a red flag that the bride’s reaction to being criticized by her husband is to say that she ‘doesn’t know what she wants’. She knew exactly what she wanted, a flirty mermaid dress, in a normal healthy couple it would be like ‘we want different things’ not ‘I no longer know what _I_ want’. Especially combined with the fact that he apparently dresses her everyday, talk about controlling.

He's done a great job getting inside this woman's head. He's gotten her to a point where she values his opinion more than her own. What a toxic, manipulative relationship- I hope she finds a way out.

Danny pulling up this dude's Insta whenever he calls his fiancée's taste tacky is one of the funniest things he's ever done with this channel

I like to imagine the "who will be looking at the photos 20 years from now " is a subtle dig at their huge age gap

The aggression in "Say yes to the SLUT" gets me.

"Most of Megan's clothes like her jeans today, her shoes, everything: I dressed her in" girl RUNNNNN 🚩🚩🚩🚩

The fact that BANG CEO's name is Jack OWOc is the worst thing to ever exist. When is he gonna start selling BANG-themed Fursuits

I just realized that the famous TikTok sound "is this say yes to the dress or say yes to the sl*t??" is from Danny; and the fact that it has more videos than the song "circus" he made specifically to go viral is insanely funny

the quiet little "I'm scared of fish" joke straight up killed me

Danny, to help ya out: mermaid dress is like a very tight dress that hugs your whole body up to below your knees about your ankle, it spreads out like a mermaid’s tail

First basically running the hype house and now this. He’s got a lot on his hands

ok but the flirty dress she tried on. the way i audibly gasped when they showed her in it she's so gorgeous

“ I didn’t pee myself.” That’s what someone who peed themselves would say.

The CEO of Bang should wear a wedding dress, in the shape of the Bang Emblem. You can't change my mind

I used to watch say yes to the dress religiously as a smaller child, so I'm excited to watch this bang dude ruin my memories of it!

he and her dad probably went to kindergarten together 💀💀

Fun fact: the narrator for Say Yes to the Dress is the same guy who voices Sonic The Hedgehog in the games. Or, at least he was last I checked. His name's Roger Craig Smith.

Jack is revealing how he doesn’t think of his fiancé as a human but looks at women as either sexual objects or a good wife and mother

The respect he has for his soon-to-be wife is unacceptable.

my heart breaks for this girl :( I've been in an abusive, controlling relationship with an older man who I didn't realize was manipulating me. After three years of being with him I had no sense of self, everything I did or said was based on whether or not he would approve. I hope she realizes how much she is worth & leaves his crusty ass.

the consultant lady's face throughout this whole thing 😭✋

Jack looks like he’s never closed his eyes ever

Even when talking about how ‘revealing’ the dresses looked on her, he sounded more like an overprotective/misogynistic father than her literal fiancée.

As someone who was controlled by men most of my life, her saying "I didn't really know what I liked" was her way of simultaneously glossing over what he was doing and at the same time losing any opinion of her own because he made it clear his opinion was the only one that mattered since he shoots her down every time she expresses herself.

Bang CEO, in a tailored suit so fine, Preparing for a wedding, a moment quite divine. But behind the scenes, a different tale unfolds, A man consumed by power, his control takes hold. (Pre-Chorus) He plans every detail, orchestrating the show, But his wife, a puppet, with strings he loves to throw. A marriage bound in chains, a toxic melody, Bang CEO's dominion, a love song filled with tragedy. (Chorus) Oh, Bang CEO, the master of disguise, In the public eye, but darkness in your eyes. Your wife dances to your tune, a captive in your hand, But love should be freedom, not a command. (Verse 2) She wears a smile, though her heart feels confined, A beautiful facade, but her spirit left behind. In the wedding gown, she longs to break free, From the prison of control, where her true self can't be seen. (Pre-Chorus) His demands and expectations, a weight she bears, But deep down inside, she knows she deserves better cares. In the shadows, she dreams of liberation's embrace, A life where love blossoms, with kindness and grace. (Chorus) Oh, Bang CEO, the master of disguise, In the public eye, but darkness in your eyes. Your wife dances to your tune, a captive in your hand, But love should be freedom, not a command. (Bridge) In her heart, a fire starts to ignite, A flicker of courage, breaking through the night. She sees the truth, she deserves respect, To cast off the chains, and regain self-respect. (Guitar Solo) (Chorus) Oh, Bang CEO, your power starts to fade, As your wife awakens, her spirit unafraid. No longer controlled, she takes a stand, Love should be equal, not a one-sided command. (Outro) Bang CEO, the wedding bells may ring, But the symphony of control will no longer sing. For love is a partnership, built on trust and care, Not a battlefield where dominance ensnares.

I love how danny is boycotting advertising la croix until they sponsor him

“SAY YES TO THE SLUT” is one of the funniest things fucking ever and i have no idea why.

Honestly, the best part of this video was seeing how happy she got when she finally found that mermaid-style dress that she wanted. I’m so glad she at least got to choose the dress she wanted.

11:23 this part breaks my heart. You can see on her face that she doesn't know what to do, and the fact that he doesn't seem to pick up on that is frustrating. This is supposed to be her big day, yet her fiancee is trying to put the focus on what he wants rather than what she wants. I have seen quite a few comments mentioning how he seems more like an overprotective/controlling father, and I can't agree more.

seeing the dad walking the bride down the aisle was so funny because he looks exactly the same age as the groom

That saleswoman's face just said it all lmaoo. She was pissed on her behalf, you could just see that. And I love her for that.

8:54 for _that_ part

8:58 ive heard that sound on tiktok never realised it was danny

I like how literally the first shot is just everyone sitting very politely and considerately, and then Mr. Bang is just seated in the middle of the couch, legs spread wide enough to bridge the strait of Gibraltar, and a look of pure hatred in his eyes.

Him dressing her, considering their age gap, legit sounds like a father-daughter relationship

I googled when BANG CEO got married because the video looked like it was filmed in 2011 or 2012, and I was right. They got married in Fed 2012. Didn't find any info about his wife's age tho, but she said she was 26 in the video, which will make her 36 or 37 now Do whatever u want with this info Also hello, I'm a new Greg :)

8:53 i am SO GLAD he made that reference, i said it like 3 times as i watched this and was delighted to hear him say it too

Could we get some more Say Yes to the Dress content from Danny tho? This was so much fun, he’s learning about dresses and styles while making it funny. I see some potential in him exploring different kinds of videos like this.

When he called that beautiful dress "tacky and unacceptable" I lost my shit, this man is in NO POSITION to call ANYONE else's fashion choices "tacky and unacceptable." Like, do you own a mirror dude? Do you see what you post? I'd ask if he was blind but I feel like blind people have better taste.

Just imagine right before the wedding starts Jack looks at the crowd and is like "before we get started, I'd like to thank our sponsor Bang energy"

9:13 the bang looks photo shopped into his hand

why is no one hyping up Danny's outfit today?! serving christian girl fall realness in the best way possible

I felt so bad for megan like your wedding is the most magical day of your life and her fiance is just making bad jokes and criticising her on the dress even though she looks so happy

the way the consultant says “buUut” scratches my brain so good dude. i’m a chronic (maybe even constant) rewatcher of danny’s videos and I always say buUut with her LOL

Danny: she's kinda dressed like a 50 year old Also Danny: is wearing a grandpa sweater

"I hate lace" "I absolutely love the mermaid style" "I think you might know best though - I didn't know what I liked, what I didn't like" She needs to get out of this relationship, get therapy, and find the confidence to be comfortable expressing her own self

No, Danny. When the woman said she would be looking at the photos twenty years from now, it’s because she knew that by then Jack would be dead.

4:51 THE EYEBROW RAISE- Danny is ready to throw down

13:56 he walks like my grandpa when we lose him at a target

Dude, she keeps saying, “I don’t know what I want,” but she *does.* She was clearly into a mermaid style dress with a cute, but sexy style. She doesn’t like lace and said so straightforwardly. Still, Mr. Bang made her try a lace dress and vetoed any requests she made. It’s not that she doesn’t know what she’s looking for, it’s that he refuses to let her get what she wants and she has to pretend she’ll be happy with whatever he chooses. He’s actively making jokes at her expense, belittling her, and making her doubt herself. **Note** I’m glad she ended up with the dress she wanted in the end, good for her ♡

Are we not gonna talk about how Jack brought his “friend” who’s also a 20 something woman? Like he is definitely not the type of guy who sees woman as more than objects and combined with his abusive behavior towards his fiancé makes me concerned for that relationship too. He just gives me sketch vibes.

The amount of side eye the employee gave jack was insane. It was entirely necessary though

It's so awful that she's trapped in that kinda relationship but I'm so so glad she ended up going with the style of dress she said she wanted in the beginning and that she ended up happy with her look at least, even if the rest of her relationship is undoubtedly a nightmare

if he can control her to this extent in front of all of these people AND a camera crew, it’s kinda scary to think how bad it is behind closed doors

Not only is he old enough to be her father, he's also treating her like shes his daughter. Dude is literally acting like her controlling dad. Girl, at what point is his bang bucks no longer with it...

Honestly? Danny drinking a giant ass bottle of sparkling water while wearing a cream cable knit sweater and rust trousers is a vibe

I gotta say I'm a fan of this whole deal. The sweater, the hair, the wet pants, the poster of Danny spreading awareness that some people need inhalers. All great.

Wardrobe control was one of the most stifling abuse tactics my ex used against me. It completely tore me down and took away my sense of self and autonomy- I hurt for this woman.

I really feel like someone needs to mention that yes, Jack is wearing a suit that is both way too big for him and completely untailored, as well as wearing a style of shirt that isn't meant to be worn with a tie (I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be wearing a bowtie with that type of shirt collar). His vest is also insanely long (it should fall at around belt-buckle length) and the colour's not one I would've done- it almost looks like his shirt is untucked at the bottom. Not to mention that he just seems generally confused about what occasion he's dressed for-- it looks like he just picked out whatever was on sale and went from there. If anything, he's the least classy person at his own wedding (although I have no doubt that anyone could surmise that from his Instagram).

Am I the only one who thought Danny was an 18 year old collage student and didn’t know he is almost 30 with a wife?

8:53 SO THIS IS WHERE THAT AUDIO IS FROM

“She absolutely loves this dress, so fiancé you gotta leave so you don’t force her to change her mind” that’s so sad. I know most everything on TV is over exaggerated, but yikes

Actually, kicking him out was probably the right call. She let them know that dress was probably the one, so she was pretty decided. She was going to walk out with that dress. It wouldn't help anyone to have him tell her he didn't like it or that it was 'tacky' etc. because that would just shake her confidence on the wedding day. I mean, frankly, I think she should be saying yes to the dress and no to the man, but she's an adult and she's gonna have to make that decision herself when she gets sick of it and leaves.

I can't even imagine marrying someone that I was that uncomfortable around. She's already walking on eggshells and it's just a dress. She needed to be persuaded just to admit what she liked, and then she had to have someone chase him out of the room just to feel comfortable presenting herself in the dress. I can't even imagine what living with him is like. Ugh.

IT IS INCREDIBLY DISTRACTING THAT ROGER CRAIG SMITH IS THE NARRATOR

This really shows the sexualization of women, using it for his brand promotion, but unacceptable to wear ‘revealing’ clothes for his own wife

He won't be looking at the pictures 20 years from now cuz he'll be fucking dead 💀

As someone who works in menswear, I can safely say, his wedding suit is spectacularly tacky. Never wear a long tie with a tux, and especially don’t with a wing collar tux shirt.

2:54 for context this episode was shot in 2012. Danny is younger than Meg Liz however he is still in Mr. Bang CEO’s age range for potential partners so better watch out Danny.

If he’s going to be so toxic about the dress they shouldn’t be getting married

I am just genuinely hoping she’s marrying him for the money

8:50 this is now a legendary tt meme.

While listening to this, I realized that the narrator is Roger Craig Smith, who plays Sonic the Hedgehog, which I was not expecting.