Make sure to fill out this survey! And don’t ask why it’s not important! www.surveymonkey.com/r/GGQSQQR

Four years later and I still cannot get over the fact that, "Then, they started doing it," is considered a 'sex scene.'

"Virgins for lives despite the wives" We got Boy Defined right here

"i now pronouns you man and husband" sounds like something one of those memes about wokeness would say, like comparing weddings then and now

I still love how they just accept the mpreg right away but are angry about how unrealistic it is that the doctor can tell who the father is.

drew going “did i also have sex with logan?!” is one of the funniest things someone could take out of context

Y'all out here acting like this isn't a modern literary masterpiece

i really hope laura told danny she was pregnant by leaving the pregnancy test just in the sink and then going back to bed.

influencers reading shitty fanfic about themselves is like my favorite genre of video this is amazing

Fun fact: if a man tests positive on a pregnancy test, it's a sign of testicular cancer

Honestly disappointed Amanda didn’t come back from her secret mission in Afghanistan to protest the wedding

I was in a psych ward recently and "meanwhile in the suicide hospital..." lived rent free in my head the whole time and made me laugh when few things could

My favorite part of this has to be that the author made an excuse for Amanda so drew and Danny could get married but did absolutely nothing for Laura

imagine getting engaged in the *suicide hospital*

I like how this starts out as a quirky "moving in with your crush!" story and quickly spirals into shitty espionage

Imagine Laura sitting peacefully downstairs and suddenly hears “LOGAN PAAAIL?!”

i love that denny is presumably just having a fucking heart attack throughout this entire story

warning: suicide **two lines later** “jAkE pAuL?!”

Logan Pail? *Logan Pail?!* *_LOGAN PAAAAAAAAIL!_*

Can’t wait for the live action film adaptation where Kurtis plays everyone except Jackie, who’s played by Chad Chad

Tsk, Danny lied! He said virgins for lives, and yet (as of 2023) he’s pregnant! It’s definitely Logan’s

drew: i’m pregnant danny: hi pregnant i’m dad logan: no you’re not

Jackie literally radiates self-insert I can smell it

The most hilariously "fanfiction-y" thing about this story is the implication that all UKpostsrs know each other and are such close friends that they would be the only guests at Danny and Drew's wedding over any of their non-UKpostsr friends or family. 🤣

the celibate joke is even better now that danny is gonna be a daddy.

“warning: suicide and sex” “they gave it away!” 💀💀

the four nations: chigaco, coastal rica, afganistan, and the suicide hospital

It's creepy as fuck to write fanfiction about real people but I appreciate that Danny and Drew are able to not take it too seriously and be able to joke about it.

"meanwhile in the suicide hospital" needs to be talked about more even after watching this video like 10 times i still cannot get over that

this story is inaccurate... if danny ever had a baby with someone, they’d be GREGnant...?

FYI: if a male triggers a positive on a pregnancy test, it could be a sign of testicular cancer.

I love how the author’s entire perception of Danny is that he’s a chronic react UKpostsr and his only response to stimuli of any kind is uncontrollable sobbing or gasping.

drew’s horse “DAAaANnNyYyy” and roared “LOGAN PAILLLL???” will never not be the funniest thing ever

I love how Danny Gonzalez is always capitalized and drew gooden never is.

i like how they breezed over drew getting pregnant and focused on the inaccuracy of how long pregnancy tests take

I’ve watched this at least 10 times since it was posted and “meanwhile, in chigaco” still gets me every time

Is this why Danny has started running half marathons??? He's training just incase Drew gets kidnapped so he'll be able to keep up with the van and save him?!?!

*_"L O G A N P A I L ? !"_* _he roared_

Drew and Danny: sarcastically joking about charging fans to watch a wedding Tana and Jake: ...

EVERYTHING in this fanfiction is so quotable it’s actually disastrous. for five years i’ve been saying “sake (an asian drink)” and “warning suicide and sex scene” and “LOGAN PAIL???” in everyday life and to this day I still find all of those things funny

"I do jewish weddings but i can marry you" 😭😭😭

okay “meanwhile at the suicide hospital” is iconic but the funniest line in here HAS to be “i do jewish weddings but it can still count for you”

amanda and laura chilling in the other room and they hear *”LOGAN PAIL?”*

I love how this story has a plot twist every 5 minutes. I have never seen a story go into a different direction like that every 5 min.

I'm genuinely trying to figure out why the story is titled House of Gold

PLOT TWIST: drew is a seahorse and thats why he's pregnant

Drew: “I never got to tell Danny that I loved him!” Kidnappers: *Understandable, have a great day*

I have "Meanwhile in Chigaco" permanently burned into my brain and I have to resist the urge to say it every five seconds because no one I know would understand the reference

The characters in this beautiful story: Danny: Danny Gonzalez, can usually be seen having a heart attack or jumping of the balcony. Hen: Drew’s butler, usually gulping. Only appears for one second. Logan Paul: A UKpostsr who tried to get with Danny-usually looking at them sweetly and wiggling around the couch. Drew: A man who can do a great impression of a horse and can also turn into a horse..slept with Jake Paul once. Drew can usually be found trying to not be flinching Jackie: A self insert to the story with a middle arm, usually stands outside of drew and Danny’s house not doing anything. Logan Pail: the man who drew screamed the name of Denny: A name like Danny, except he’s found strolling around the house-like hen except he’s not a butler. The doctors office: A VERY IMPORTANT CHARACTER. The office has his own office. H3: Guests of Drew’s wedding, Ethan was seen patting Danny’s arm and went into Logan Paul’s body during Drew and Danny’s wedding Jenna: Jenna as in Jenna Marbles..doesn’t do much but does attend both of the weddings with Drew and Danny!

Fun fact: If a guy takes a pregnancy test and it's positive, he might have testicular cancer. That's no child you're carrying Drew.

"How cringe do you want your fan fiction to be?" *Author* "Yes"

can't believe that dannys actually pregnant now. feels so weird.

i love how 5 years later this video is considered a cult classic and quoted by everyone on a daily basis

Plot twist: In Afghanistan, Amanda and Laura are enemies on the battlefield and end up catching feelings for each other

I love how they were more shocked that Drew immediately got a pregnancy test than about the fact that Drew got pregnant at all.

this video is 4 years old, yet we haven't received a formal response from the author. come out from the shadows and take responsibility over your masterpiece

So many iconic moments came just from this one video.. “LOGAN PAIL”, “coastal rica”, “chigaco”, “drew!! you’re a horse!!” just to name a few lmao

Guys, I don't think they're virgins... _They touched hands._

next time there’s a logan paul controversy, just say “go logan, go away”

Every time my dad goes to Chicago I think of "Meanwhile in Chigaco" and it makes me burst out laughing every time.

hearing danny start the vid with "hope ur having a great 2019" is wild when you think 2024 is currently 4 months away

Jackie described her outfit 11x better than everything else in the entire story

Whoever wrote this, probably made Sims 4 characters, made them do weird shit and just wrote down what happened. Thats why none of it makes sense

"Meanwhile, at the suicide hospital" needs to be the name of an emo band.

I would love for them to make a short film version of this it would be so funny 💀

Funny how Shakespeares been real quiet since this dropped

*LOGAN PAIL*

the funniest thing was when you both said "suicide and sex scene". I never thought i would hear those two specific words next to each other but here we are.

As a non-native English speaker I am pretty confident I could proofread Jackie's fanfics. Unfortunately, I suspect that Jackie is a teenager.

I love how while they're reading a fanfiction that is supposed to radiate sexual tension there is absolutely no sexual tension between them in real life and it's the most amazing I've ever seen.

they are gregnant.

My only concern is how Danny managed to live through this entire fan fiction while having a heart attack.

Moments that make me lose it every time I watch this 3:53: the author setting up the “one bed only” trope and never using it once 4:50: “I’M YOU’RE NEIGHBOUR :D” 5:20: “he always wondered if he was bi because of how he flirted with him on Skype” 6:29: Drew gets kidnapped and it’s not even a major plot point 7:28: “Meanwhile somewhere in *c o s t a l r i c a .* ” 7:54: “him and Logan looked at him sweetly” + reenactment (8:00) 8:48: “GO LOGAN GO AWAY GO LOGAN GO AWAY” 9:09: “DANNY 🐴” “DREW! You’re a horse!” 9:28: A totally natural piece of dialogue between two lovers 9:45: “LOGAN PAIL?!?!?!” 10:50: “Jackie whipped a tear from her face” + reenactment 11:04: “Warning: suicide and sex scene” “THEY GAVE IT AWAY!” 11:11: “meanwhile in chigaco” 12:58: “Jackie looked at Danny and then black at the video” 13:06: D e n n y 13:31: Danny and Drew calling 011 + “MY FRIEND JUST JUMPED OF THE BALCO-“ 14:18: *”MEANWHILE IN THE SUICIDE HOSPITAL”* Edit: 14:37: “WATDAYAWAAA 🫵👹” 15:11: “IM GONNA RESCUE YOU FROM THE [suicide] HOSPITAL” **proceeds to break all of Danny’s bones** 15:27: “it had two lines and was.. a pregnancy test” + Drew’s reaction (side note, this is the worst possible way to get introduced to mpreg for the first time poor Drew 💀💀) 15:32: “he B U S T E D out the bathroom” + reenactment 15:43: “gawk, dude” “EUGH???” 16:17: “they waited in the office of the dr office” 16:47: “to be continue” 17:47: “he out out his arm” “and then he looked it” “and they walked slowly out” + reenactment 18:47: “the prest” 19:49: “Ethan started going into Logan”

I bet the author watched this and then was like shit.

LOGAN PAIL?

Drew: Danny i have something to tell you *holds up positive pregnancy test* i-i have testicular cancer

Okay but imagine being Danny's kid, search his name in Google and found a fic of him getting married and having a kid with his best friend

"Logan got on Danny and started RUᵇᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ʰⁱᵐ" they are so understandably uncomfortable but it's so funny omg

*"warning: suicide and sex scene"* "THEY GAVE IT AWAY!" wattpad basically

"What are your pronouns?" "man/husband"

this is genuinely my favorite video on the internet

“I would never do the things that are written in this” “Do you wanna act it out?”

is no one ever gonna talk about "oh...... but he was a loser?" like that is the funniest thing i have ever heard

Coming back to this now, "Virgins for lives, despite the wives" is in fact not true anymore. But on a more serious note.. Congrats, Danny. 🎉

I watch this documentary every night before bed

Is nobody going to talk about the fact that Laura is presumably still alive while all this is happening?

You’ve heard of Panic! At the Disco Now get ready for *Flinch! At the Suicide Hospital*

It’s been five years but I still can’t get over how the father of Drew’s baby was Jake Paul but Logan was trying to claim that it was him

why am i just now realizing how much jackie is giving ebony dark'ness dementia raven way. even down to the over-explaining how cool and edgy she looks as soon as she's introduced lol

I love how Drew is, like, genuinely shocked when they find out the Danny isn’t the father of his fictional baby..

Amanda landing back from Afghanistan to see Drew and Danny married to each other with a baby “👁👄👁”

There are so many things in this video that I still quote to this day. Whenever someone loses something I always feel the need to respond with "I'm so sorry, the Team 10 will help you find it" and nobody ever understands what I'm going on about.

“Virgin for lives despite the wives” Well Danny, do you have something to say?

“I pronouns you” is the funniest sentence ever

*danny gets drew pregnant* dr: well looks like youre.... gregnant

i still cannot believe drew and danny read their own mpreg

5 years later and i still think about "meanwhile in Coastal Rica"

I need a sequel with a love triangle when Amanda returns from Afghanistan

Judging by Jake Paul's book, I'm 99% sure he's the author

i like how denny received a message saying he has to make a video admitting the pauls brothers are better to get drew back yet didnt seem to suspect logan of anything. nor did he question how drew got back without having to make the video